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Ah I see the content starved tf2 fans got something new today, happy for you









moodboard for how im feeling rn
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Continuing with my last ask but idk if you liked rwby but merc, Anthony and Will ends up adopting ruby
( Based from my newest post)
Technically ruby adopted merc as a sibling first but the boys made it official
Ruby would be the best aunt to Craig and Pluto fr
( Craig is Anthony's and will's kid while pluto is Marc's and ant's)
I do remember the existence of RWBY, an old friend of mine was OBSESSED with the characters and was always like "AND SO THIS GUY, AND THIS GIRL, AND AND AND SO THIS GUY ENDS UP-" and i'd nod because i never watched a single episode of RWBY beyond episode 2 but i remember how eye catching the characters looked.
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I hope you’re happy, I hope you’re happy now /ref
#I ACTUALLY HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS#art escapades#ask#dbhc#anon#dbhc xisuma#dbhc art#dbhc doc#dbhc ren#dbhc impulse#dbhc false#dbhc wels#dbhc mumbo#hermitgang#dbhc sillies#I had to make it dbhc because somehow that makes me less embarrassed#I already put these au fools through the wringer#what’s a cheeky little short-shorts pin-up silly doodle#this still makes me want to dig a hole and bury myself though#posting even mildly suggestive stuff makes me feel like blowing up /silly#THEYRE ALL SO. IMCREDIBLY STUPID#except false. false they could never make me hate you#DOC WITH THEM ON. BACKWARDS. OR WITH THE WORDS ON THE FRONT LIKE AN IDIOT#wels covering up Bc he’s not having any of this nonsense <3 as he SHOULD#IMPULSE WITH THE WHOLE ENTIRE VERSE DGBJSRGKNSRGJHDGJHNHNCGHMDGHNCHN#xisuma. is actually perfect nevermind he’s fine#he’s FINE /silly#and rendog… THE CUTOFF WITH THE TAIL IS KILLING ME#lad get in#So happy to finally get to draw again hehe
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Danny, staring up at Tim, who currently Robin: okay...so this isn't what it looks like.
Tim, giving dead pan glare: so you arnt breaking into Drake Manor?
Danny, shoulders dropping: okay yeah it's totally what it looks like...but not because you think!
Tim, sighing slightly: so you arnt homeless and thought that since Timothy Drake was recently adopted by Bruce Wanye, and both of his parents are dead you can just move in and live here?
Danny, blinking owlishly: I mean, yeah? I mean, not homeless, and I didn't even know that dude got adopted, like good for him, hope that he is safe and shiz, sucks that he parents died and all but not here to squat dude.
Tim, raising a single eyebrow: then why pray tell are you here?
Danny, kicking at the ground a bit: so like...ugh, so I might be um like...a...fudge what's the word...ah! Psychopomp? Like I am a dude that helps like people's ghosts pass and like keeps em happy.
Tim, squinting behind his mask: the only person that died here is Jack Drake and I assure you, his soul would not be happy going to where he deserves to be.
Danny, holding up his hands: wow lot of misplaced aggression there boy wonder...no I ain't here for him, like him and his wife did like...so much tomb raiding they would make the Victorians jelly. I am here cus they stole some dudes shit and he wants it back...like yesterday.
Tim, tilting his head: so you are here to steal an artifact.
Danny, popping the P sound: Yup, something about some guys clay tablet, he liked keeping his hate mail for some reason, said this one was about how he shorted some dudes iron? Or was it copper... my Mesopotamian isn't the best.
Tim, eyes widening, because he knows *exactly* which tablet he is talking about: Oh...yeah no bro, you seem chill but I really can't let you have that so why don't you just like...walk away and I won't be forced to do something kay?
Danny, frowning: Sames dude, up until that .y guy cus like...I *really* wasn't asking...
Tim, sighing as he extends his bo staff: Try and just like, not hold a grude yeah? Don't need a new villain...
Danny, pulling out an ecto gun and turning it on: I don't know man...I feel like we have good banter.
(They fight, Tim is still training so he is a bit sloppy, and Danny isn't shooting to kill, so it's more of them playing cat and mouse throughout Drake Manor, it ends with Danny stealing the tablet but having to leave the ecto gun, which gets broken when he escapes)
Tim, panting as he watches Danny flee: Fuck...is this what B feels after fighting Catwoman?
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Bruce, rubbing his temples as Tim explains why he was late for training: You tried to apprehend an unknown, with a weapon of an unknown source and power...in the home of your secret identity?
Tim, looking properly chastised: God...yes that happened...he wasn't that bad honestly...was pretty witty.
Bruce developing a twitch in his eye: No.
Tim: No? No what.
Bruce, glaring hard at his adopted son: No falling in love with a villain.
Tim, looking scandalized now: Oh? What is this? Hypocrisy thy name is Bruce Wayne!
Bruce's glare turns into a batglare: Ten laps around the cave and fifty bo staff katas...no villains!
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Danny becomes Tim's rogue, but not really, most of their battles are more each other showing off their new gear/moves they learned.
Danny also is only using tech that his parents made and he upgraded since he really doesn't want to go ghost in front of *Robin*, who is totally not his crush, and the only reason why he won't is because batman would 100% be on his ass.
Danny, pulling a massive creep stick with a nail driven through it out of seemingly nowhere: The new and approved Creep Stick! This time with nail to add tetnus damage!
Tim, watching as 'The Inventor' escapes once more: I hate seeing him leave but by God do I love watching him go...Damn should have turned on the camera just so I can see it again.
Barbara chiming in: Keep the main line PG Robin.
Batman, through coms: Hn...we shall be having words when we get back to the cave
Tim, sipping a soup that The Occultist made: "So like...why were you even here?
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When the Titans tower incident occurs, Tim could only watch in awe as the Inventor, not only comes in from the ceiling with a literal metal chair, and then continues to beat up the guy with a bad Robin cosplay.
Danny, panting as he holds up the chair again: Back I say! Back! My blorbo!
Jason, seething as he actually hisses at this random teen that appeared out of nowhere, scurrying away while cradling his broken arm: You shall rue the day! Jason Todd was here bitches!
Tim, staring up at Danny, face a bloody mess and an adoring look in his eyes: omg he stalks me, this is must what the other guys felt when I did it!
They don't really start dating, it's much more Danny breaking into Tim's house and just not leaving.
Tim, watching as his "arch enemy" is sprawled across his couch, bucket of ice cream in one hand, spoon in another, phone balanced between his ear and shoulder, pants and socks tossed haphazardly across the living room and just chilling in his boxers: Now wait a damn minute.
Danny, pausing while looking up from his ice cream (which is actually Tim's, since the boy is rich and buys the good shit), pointing his spoon accusatorily at Tim: Your fucking late Mister! Drag race started half an hour ago and we agreed to watch it together!
Tim, blushing under the Robin mask: Sorry case got good and- wait wait wait, when did we agree to watch drag race together?
Danny, rolling his eyes: when I made breakfast this morning? I even gave you extra strong coffee for your solem swearing that you would be here.
Tim, thinking back to earlier: I just...remember a bright white orb giving me a mug and a plate of food...
Danny, scoffing: this is why I need to drug you to get to sleep more often. Now take off your gear and get over here, they about to choose who shall sashay away!
Tim, nodding slowly: Hope it is that one queen from last episode, that lio sink didn't have any- wait! Ugh you keep distracting me! When did you fucking move in? I don't even know your name!
Danny with a spoon just an inch away from his mouth: Jazz? Yeah I uhh...I gotta call you back...(clicks hang up on his phone) Your joking right? For the shits and gigs?
Tim, shaking his head slowly: No shits, not a single gig my dude, 100% honest.
Danny, who had just arrived this morning since his parents are renovating because Fenton HQ is a glaring OSHA violation, but also who's middle names are "commit to the bit" and "Gaslight GateKeep Girl boss" : Babe we have been dating for like, *months*...d-do ou really not remember?
Tim, existential crisis made manifest: Oh no...I have been mind wiped.
Danny, astounded that worked: Baby I am so sorry...
They "date" for like a week before Danny starts feeling bad that he tricked Tim (who he finally got to see maskless, he had to stop his heart to not show any outward reaction to that, cus like hell he is cute) and wants to come clean but he honestly never had seen Tim more happy nor more healthy.
Danny, sitting across Bruce at the Manor: S-So um...like yeah we um...met at a science convention? My um...my parents were show casing stuff and like...we met there?
Bruce, eyes narrowing because that sounded like a lie: Hn.
Dick, happy that Tim finally felt comfortable to bring his "boyfriend" to dinner: B stop glaring! Your going to scare off Timmy's Bf! God you weren't this bad when I brought over Roy that one time.
Bruce doesn't stop glaring, and it's making Danny even more nervous: Um I uh...need to use the bathroom one sec...
Tim moves to guide him but Alfred waves him to sit down: You really must eat Master Timothy, I did make your favorite today. I shall guide Mister Fenton to the lavatory.
Alfred does indeed lead Danny from the dining room, but the second they are far enough the old butler suddenly has a shotgun in hand, skin suddenly a pale blue and objects around the parlor turning green and floating: While they do try and see the best in others, I do not Phantom, now I must ask you to kindly leave and never contact Master Timothy every again. I shall not let my charge fall for such as the likes of you.
Danny blinking at how he was addressed, a sudden ghostly blue mist escaping his mouth: Oh shit.
They have a ghost fight, all while comically popping in and out of the dining room, making excuses for whyvthe other is gone.
It ends when Tim, finally fed up with why his boyfriend is taking so long opens the door only to see him duking it out with Alfred, fully gone ghost and was loosing.
Such leads to confessions of lies, real feeling and why Alfred has been able to be a spry 60 even though he fought in WWI and it is very much the mid 2010s.
(Danny and Tim do end up together, this time with no lies about a mind wipe, and get Kon and Bart to join their polycule later on)
#batman#batfam#danny phantom#dc x dp#dpxdc#jason todd#tim drake#danny is a little shit#tim drake is a menace#they are both idiots#kinda villain Danny Fenton#kinda not really#he steals ghost artifacts and things that were taken from graves for the ghosts that ask him too#they are such dorks#jason is only there to get his ass beat by Danny#the titan tower incident#but this time no angst#crack fic#some fluff#mostly misunderstandings
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Occasionally I picture Nightwing calling Red Hood "little wing" in front of others and people looking between this huge, 6'0 feet tall man with growing white hair, and then Nightwing, a shorter man who has flawless skin, probably around his 20's, and a fit but not too buff build and they just- don't know what's happening. Is it some kind of inside joke they aren't aware of? Why is Nightwing acting as if he's years older than Red-fucking jacked-Hood?
Nightwing: Little wing, you actually were decent in that fight! I'm impressed.
Hero, who was helping during this fight as well, listening in to the conversation: little...?
Red Hood: Wow, feeling very appreciated right now. Got any other backhanded compliments in there?
Hero: Wait, excuse me-
Nightwing: As a matter of fact-
Red Hood: Nope! I'm outta here. Screw you!
Nightwing: You know you love me!
Red Hood: In your dreams, dickhead!
Nightwing: Hey! We don't use that-
Red Hood: Not listening!
Nightwing: Jeez, kids these days...
Red Hood: I'm an adult and fuck you too!
Nightwing: What? Thought you weren't-
Red Hood: See you never, I'm out.
Hero: ...
Hero: what the actual fuck?
#Dick Grayson is a big brother#and that means he gets to be an asshole sometimes#he lives up to his name#and this random hero is just having to witness these idiots bickering#and be very confused about it#when your brother looks older than you but you still call him cute nicknames#“that's a grown ass man”#Nightwing: and that grown ass man happens to be my little brother#Nightwing: deal with it#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#batfam#batfamily#probably ooc#but that's what happens when you want these two to have a decent relationship#sorry canon#dc comics#hc dick has a permanent 20 yo look#meanwhile jason looks like he's on his 30's#tbf he's had a pretty stressful life#and death doesn't do any favors#having that in mind don't ask how dick grayson still looks good#might be his secret superpower
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that shitty thing some people do where they compliment something about you, only to take it back and reveal that it was meant to be a joke at your expense when you sincerely thank them for it, used to bother me until i realised that you can just. keep it. refuse to hand that power back to them. they are never prepared to deal with this.
#🐉#i sometimes get hit with this 'you poor deluded naive little idiot. you actually thought someone could admire your pathetic ass' routine#usually for the slightly eccentric way i dress. sometimes for the earnest and honest way i act.#but nobody ever knows what to do when i just keep responding to their attempts at mocking me with complete sincerity#someone once asked me where i got my outfit so they could give it a try themselves in a very obvious 'i am making fun of you#by implying how ridiculous i would look if i dressed like you' way and i just started suggesting how he could#put an outfit like mine together completely straight faced. and he quickly realised hed tried the wrong door.
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HAPPY 18 YEARS TO THEFUCKING GAME OF ALL TIME
#skye's doodles#YUPYUPYUUUUUUUUUP LETS FUCKING GO ANNIVERSARY ART ON TIME AND EVERYTHING. I ALWAYS WIN#these idiots are so fun to draw I MISS THEM EVERY DAY </3 nintendy remake superpapermarios iam no longer asking. you will do this for me.#i had like 90% of this finished by last night nd i spent today getting my ass kicked by the background yay. but i like how it came out <3#im especially happy w the bottom left area i loved doing the effects on the chaos heart that thang makes me SICK!!! luigi dont touch that.#anywayay my most favoritest game is a legal adult now thats so fucking scary. im scared#super paper mario#spm#mario#luigi#princess peach#bowser#tippi#count bleck#nastasia#o'chunks#mimi spm#dimentio#mr.l
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find another role, carry on the show
#EDIT IT DIDNT SAVE MY TAGS. hey so this post got a thousand notes huh. interesting. surely nothing will change#i'll leave all the old tags. for my thought process. and its kinda funny#take a bow stupid idiot (throws a tomato at them)#in stars and time#isat#siffrin#siffrin no middle names no last name ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧#... or is it. Smiles#i'd like to draw mira for her birthday but um (hasnt open artfight website in a few days) im scared.#also i have NICE ASKS TO ANSWER.... But im scared. give me a minute#Uawaaaaagh i drew this bc i was trying to animate a little bit but it just . Didnt look good. im not good ag 2d animation#tch. ill keep trying cause there ar e way too many songs that and now about isat because i have brain worms. i need amvs.#IM SCARED TO POST THINGS THAT ARE SPOILERY BECAUSE I WANT MY FRIENDS TO PLAY ISAT. BUT.#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#sasasap#sasasa:p#WHAT IS THE PROLOGUES TAG.#tshirt that says 'i <3 killing the image in the mirror and taking its place' on the fromt#and a list of megan thee stallions tour dates on the back. お金稼ぐ俺らはスター#Im kind of tempted to edit this to be the versiom with the eyes. or maybe twt can have that. or. well#all of my friends are on twt (trombone slide sfx) so maybe thats where i should worry about spoilers.#ill see if i want to slap an eyepatch on them in the morning#Im one of those people who was like idgaf about twohats (lets it simmer for a week) Oh my god. Oh my god. Ohmy god#EDIT. i swapped it out for the Eyes version it should be fine as long as its tagged formspoilers right...#ill post eyepatch vers on twt partly bc spoilers but also ppl over there can be .. annoying ..... ....#i fear i would get 800 You Forgot The Eyepatch replies. PLEASE JUST SEE MY VISION.#[BANGING MY HANDS ON THE GLASS] HIS HAND. LIKE IN THE PROLOGUE. WHEN THEYE. HANDS. HELD[EXPLOSION
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useful diagram
#sorry i drew him again. oops#art#digital art#slay the princess#stp#the long quiet#stp the long quiet#stp long quiet#yues i drew him goofy and then used transformation tool on purpose. get stretched idiot#i do have the original Not Stretched & Blurred To Hell Drawing but. probably not putting here. a little mid without the gimmick if u ask me
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A compilation of Sung Jinwoo being a soft, gentle, protective, warmhearted gentleman 😌
(Eng Dub because Aleks' gentle voice is unmatched)
#sung jinwoo#sung jin woo#solo leveling#aleks le#10 minutes long... damn i had waaaay too much time LMFAOOO#what can i say it's always soft jinwoo hours in this household gang#missing my husband like a mf so this helps a little 🚬#from johee songyi esil cha haein jinho yoonho to chairman go... no one is safe from his rizz bro u better hide yo wife and kids#sung jinwoo the man you are#whenever you see some idiots on the internet saying jinwoo is an example of toxic masculinity slap them in the face with this vid pls#when he said “but still having you here is nice” to johee GIRLLLLLL I WOULD'VE DROPPED TO MY KNEES AND PROPOSED#the way he asked “did you get any sleep last night?” RAAAAAHHHHHHH DADDY JUST ONE NIGHT PLS#the headpat... THE HEADPATTTTT#need that kind of comfort than sex these days honestly#he's a natural flirt i'm sobbing i need him biblically#i feel like he's very popular with girls cause he's genuinely nice like he doesn't even mean to flirt he's just that nice and sweet#mama woo you have raised a very wonderful son thank you so much#i wanted to include his crying scene but tumblr won't let me post anything above 10 minutes i hate this site bro#also i've posted it before so
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I’m curious my beloved mutual! Where does he get the other parts for the creature from?! Can’t sleep until I know!!!
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO YOU DARE ASK ?!?!?!?!
(twirls hair and kicks legs back and forth) okay so Victor-
He takes the left eye, scalp, and some thigh muscles from The Condemned Man
He takes (steals) the brain from a (literature) professor that died and donated his body to science upon overhearing the fact from some other students (i might draw a scene of that)
He takes the heart from a slaughterhouse cow (cow hearts a very large but are very similar to human hearts, and the creature is meant to be 8 feet tall and proportionally large, so...... also he has a literal big heart for his big soul <3)
sheep lungs #sheeplungs
also im going to not so subtley steal this concept from the movie Victor Frankenstein (2015) but he gives the creature two sets of lungs
tee hee :3
dont ask me about organ rejection mary shelly didnt question it so neither am i (though to be fair organ transplants werent really a thing until the mid 1900s)
#get asked idiot#:3#freakystein#frankenstein#frankenstein oc#victor frankenstein#frankensteins monster#frankensteins creature#adam frankenstein#victor frankenstein (2015)
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glue trap
#i envisioned it then needed to draw it#asks#my art#anon#doodles#mouthwashing#jimmy#jimmy mouthwashing#get glued idiot
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I love love love your zutara book two au. That's all. Thank you for sharing it with us!
Aaahhh thank you!!! It's honestly such a self indulgent au I'm glad people are enjoying it as much as I am :'>>
Here's a few more silly doodles of them!!
#zutara#zuko#katara#atla#book 2 au#my art#my ask#a few more silly little doodles of them#cause this is my silly little au for these silly little idiots where i make my favorite silly little tropes happen#posting this after my test which went by pretty fast :00#am i confident in any of my answers?? absolutely not!! but at least it's done#so i get a little zutara as a treat before i do more work
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Just thinking about s4 but when Alpha!Eddie grabs Steve to shove the bottle against his neck, he doesn't realize Steve is an omega and accidentally scruffs him. And Steve is just boneless, kinda goes down. And Eddie isn't expecting deadweight and almost falls ontop of Steve but realizes what's happening (let's just say he's fought off a few bullies who scruffed members of his pack). He immediately drops the bottle and holds onto Steve, who tries to scent Eddie. Just shoves his face into Eddie's neck and nuzzles it, lets out a purr unintentionally.
#Obviously from then on it would be different because Eddie's inner alpha would be like I GOTTA PROTECT THIS SELFSACRIFICING IDIOT#And Steve is just like wow Eddie can manhandle him?? He's so strong!! Eddie stole a van??? He's such a provider!!#Steve still has the 6 nuggets convo with Nancy and Eddie overhears still and is like trying to calculate how many names he can come up with#Eddie throwing his vest so Steve will be covered in his scent cause Nancy is also an alpha and no thank you look at ME Steve#Steve has those cartoon hearts floating around his head and is batting his eyes watching Eddie mess around with Dustin#Oh I could go on#When Steve gets scruffed and starts purring Robin is just standing there like 🧍♀️#Robin turns every once in awhile while the two are flirting and looks at an imaginary camera with a ARE YOU SEEING THIS look#Anyways when Vecna gets defeated and torn to smithereens and the upside down starts to close permanently#And Eddie recovers in the hospital (still got hurt) Steve is very territorial and sits by his side the entire time#Wayne walks in and pulls a Robin just goes 🧍♀️ and walks back out for a moment#Wayne is like who is the omega (as if he doesn't know he just wants to see Eddie's response and make him sweat)#And Steve is all indignant like I am your future son in law the future mother of your grandkids#And Eddie is blushing and twirling his hair and biting his lip he's 3 seconds away from asking to bite his mating gland#Oh I could still go on but...I shant...(I will later)#Steddie#Steve Harrington x Eddie Munson#Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson#omega!steve harrington#alpha!eddie munson#eddie munson/steve harrington#eddie munson x steve harrington#Omegaverse#Jade is talking
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I've been following your blog(s) for a little while and i was wondering if we could see just an eency weency bit more of your future designs for the boyos? I love the way you can still tell they're the same characters but in some way you can see the added maturity, and not just because they're older (love all your stuffs by the way you're hella talented)
which future?


#i do have a good and a bad ending.#''added maturity'' just a bit. only barely. theyre still idiots your honor#i loooooove making their hair change.... like.... thats such an interesting part of aging!!#edds hair gets fluffier with more frayed ends#tom grows his hair out and has a more protective hairstyle#tord loses much of his crazy volume. fuc you *afflicts you with normal hair physics*#matt gets some male pattern baldness + loses a lot of volume too#tbh they all get receeding hairlines#tom just already had a long hairline so it didnt change much#and obv tord in the bad end loses a lot of hair#i have so many ideasssss#my art#eddsworld#sketch#ew tom#ew tord#ew edd#ew matt#ask#shipsworld#polyworld#its mostly tordedd and tommatt in the bad end#time: future#time: ???
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So I was talking to some friends on Discord and we were discussing how some movies had cartoon characters with this white guy driving car scene.

I'm just stuck thinking about Fionn and the Welcome Home cast crammed into a car having this same exact moment and it's cracking me up xD
It definitely starts out that way LMAO
#welcome home#welcome home au#welcome home oc#real world au#chezzy ocs fionn#wally darling#barnaby b beagle#julie joyful#frank frankly#eddie dear#howdy pillar#sally starlet#poppy partridge#FINALLY got round to drawing out this ask#I'm sorry it's an old ask but I had to get round to it eventually!!!!!#I need to get to all my asks anyways....#I miss these idiots so much the found family ever <3
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