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Landos Girl ~ Lando Norris X Reader

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A/N: I got this idea while watching ginge’s and landos new video. so basically you show up to landos when he’s filming with ginge and you join in on the fun. you’ve been dating Lando for a while now. you work with him at McLaren as a pr manger. that’s how you two met!

(a little fluff, mentions of smut but no actual)

Your POV

I opened the door to Lando’s apartment with my key. I set my bag down and took my shoes off. Knowing I’d be staying for a while.

“Lan” I said. “In the kitchen” Lando said. “Oh hello are you filming” I said. “Yeah a quadrant video I meant to text you” Lando said. “All good I had a major McLaren meeting so” I said. “No way is that the Y/N in the flesh” Ginge said. “Ginge” I said.

“Guys I’m shaking Lando’s girl in person” Ginge said I laughed. “It’s nice to officially meet you” I said shaking his hand. “Don’t worry I won’t try to take your man yet” Ginge said. “Oh you won’t even get a try” I said. “Oh shit she is a bit scary huh” Ginge said.

“So.. I’ll let you guys film then because I am not eating whatever he eats for breakfast” I said. “What she doesn’t have to eat it” Ginge said. “She should” lando said. “No thanks I had a bagel earlier” I said going to sit on the couch.

“Damn and you couldn’t bring us any the hell” Ginge said. “Ooops” I said. “She doesn’t share her food you know” Lando said. “Well that’s rude” Ginge said.

A little while later…

I got up off the couch. I then saw Lando and Ginge working out. I stood in the doorway.

“Have her try the head pull thingy” Ethan said.“I think she does that with Lando off camera” Ginge said. “Oh my god” I said laughing. “Jeez mate” Lando said. “What we know you do” Ginge said.

“What’s next” I said. “Uhh landos turn” Ethan said. “I wanna see you guys pull him I’m intrigued” I said sitting on the floor. “As long as you do it too” Lando said. “Fine” I said. Ginge went first and pulled Lando. “My god he’s not even flinching” Ginge said.

“It feels quite nice” Lando said I laughed. “Really your weird mate” Ginge said. Ethan then did it. “Come on slow and hard” Ginge said. I laughed. “Oh be quiet over there with your dirty mind” Ethan said. “I didn’t say anything yet” I said.

“Keyword is yet” Lando said. Ethan the pulled the bands back. “What the heck so you even feel that” Ethan said. “It just feels nice” Lando said. “Alright your turn” Ethan said I got up. “Come on baby” Lando said. “I have like no muscles” I said. “You got it love” Lando said. I pulled it a little bit.

“No muscles my ass” Ginge said. “That’s good” Lando said. “Okay” I said stopping. “He’s flexing his jaw muscles now” Ethan said. “That’s so hot” Ginge said we all laughed.

We then went to eat some lunch.

“This is like rabbit food” Ginge said. “I just want some pizza” I said. “Don’t start pizza sounds good” Lando said. After we finished eating we went to show Ginge and Ethan around Monaco.

“I’m getting shotgun by the way” I said. “Ughhh fine” Ginge said getting in the backseat with Ethan. “So how long have you two been dating” Ethan asked. As Lando drove.

“Uhhh like a year almost two” I said. “Met her at McLaren well I kinda knew of her before” Lando said. “Oh really” Ginge said. “I worked at Willam’s with George but I wasn’t very social” I said. “Really you not social” Ethan said.

“Ughhh I guess I was just anxious about making friends” I said. “But then I did make friends and got a new job” I said. “I guess I brought out her fun side as she says” Lando said. “That’s nice” Ethan said. “Well you two do seem perfect but I’m still jealous” Ginge said.

“He’s mine Ginge” I said. “You win you win” Ginge said jokingly. “Hope everyone is hungry” Lando said. We all ate dinner and shared stories. I sat beside Lando. “Desert was so good” Ginge said. “You two go out every night or no” Ethan asked.

“Not too often it’s quite expensive” I said. Lando then licked the plate clean. “Oh my god” Ginge said. “Damn I really wish I was that plate right now” I said. Everyone laughed. “Oh my and she says she’s shy” Ethan said. Lando just looked at me all red.

“What” I said looking at Lando. “You got him all flustered” Ginge said. “You can be the plate later” Lando said. “Oh lord” Ethan said. “Get these two love birds a room” Ginge said. “Oh I’ll get one later on” Lando said. “Lord” I said.

“You two are perfect honestly with those out of pocket things” Ginge said. “Oh I know” Lando said. After we dropped them off we went back to our apartment. I kicked my shoes off and attempted to lay on the couch.

But Lando grabbed my arm.

“You wanted to be the plate so badly” Lando said. “I still do” I said. “So come on then” Lando said leading me to our room.

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[bwabys-scenarios]

HXH characters and your period

warning: mentions of period sex, chrollo keeps your blood/cum in a necklace, face sitting, cockwarming, breeding, strap-on, teasing, making reader taste her own blood

will fuck you on your period: Leorio, KURAPIKA, Chrollo, Illumi, Machi, UVOGIN, Pakunoda, Shizuku, Nobunaga, FEITAN, Phinks, Kite, Shalnark, Pariston, Silva, Meruem, Knuckle, Shoot, Menchi, Pitou

will eat your pussy when you’re on your period: KURAPIKA, Leorio, UVOGIN, Pakunoda. FEITAN, Phinks, Kite, Shalnark, Silva, MERUEM, Knuckle, Pitou

won’t touch you on your period: Ging, Morel, Knov

Some headcanons

-Kurapika will absolutely pamper you on your period. He is interested in period sex, and wants to make you feel good when you’re in pain! He’s also very interested in your ovulation and is excited to fuck you when you’re most fertile, hoping to get you pregnant as soon as possible!

-Meruem finds out menstrual blood actually energizes him a lot, so when he smells you’re about to start he has you stay by his side even more than usual so he can have a little snack when he’s hungry

-Leorio is literally so sweet and gentle, taking his time eating out and and fingering you. Does his best to make sure you’re comfortable and aren’t embarrassed

-Chrollo keeps a little bit of your period blood in one of those little heart necklaces. Though… he keeps asking you to refill it because he gets horny and uses it to jerk off when he’s away(he also does this with your cum! He’s a little strange but he’s hot so it’s okay!)

-Uvogin, Silva, and Shalnark are FREAKS they want you to sit on their face while they lap at your bloody cunt!! THEY’RE FERAL IDK

-Pakunoda, Shizuku, and Machi like to have you cockwarm their strap while they massage your abdomen. They’re really sweet and attentive, though Shizuku may forget you’re more sensitive and start pounding into you

-Phinks and Knuckle really like how you smell and taste on your period, burying their faces in your pussy and making sure to keep you happy and satisfied while their cocks throb

-Kite loves to cockwarm you, slowly rubbing at your clit as your blood leaks down his pale thighs. He’ll comfort you, saying it’s okay to make a mess, and that he loves you!

-Nobunaga and Shoot just adore how sensitive you are during your period, taking the time to suck on your sensitive nipples while they bounce you on their cocks!

-Pitou and Pariston like to tease and prod at you, enjoying your reactions. They’ll coo and finger you, but also shove their bloody fingers into your mouth to shut you up when you whine. Pitou also thoroughly enjoys going down on you, calling you their sweet treat!

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i literally NEED dating headcannons for Ginge😰PLEASE IM BEGGING

☁️AngryGinge13 Dating Headcanons

-Right, we all know how this man loves his lil Lightning McQueen Crocs -Now imagine that was the first present he ever got you. -You always let him know that you HATED crocs and that you thought they were SO UGLY... -Which is why for your birthday when you opened up a pair of Lightning McQueen crocs to match his own "hideous" pair, you were completely deadpan whereas Ginge was almost crying from laughter -Unfortunately, when the strap of your sliders broke, you did have to resort to the McQueen crocs... -And they ended up growing on you... -First time Ginge showed up to your house unexpectedly and caught you wearing the crocs he was laughing and videoing it in sheer disbelief and triumph over the fact he'd won you over with the crocs -They're comfy asw, although you'd never admit that to Ginge... -Oh, and if you're ever packing to go to a hotel or an overnight stay or anything, Morgan always reminds you to take your McQueen crocs or just packs them whilst you're asleep with a post-it note with an annoying little smiley face drawn on. -He was so obsessed with these McQueen crocs asw, that he saw a TikTok on his fyp of a couple doing the shoes trend thingie and he joked with chat that he should do that with his missus... But then he came home and ACTUALLY ENDED UP MAKING YOU DO WITH THE LIGHTNIGN MCQUEEN CROCS AND ALL... -(Acc kinda cute though) -This is what it turned out to look like:

Cute!!!

-Anyways, we all know Ginge is a big football player -Our favourite goalie, blocked the goal more times than he's cockblocked himself and not realised it until an hour later -You love going and watching his games -Not massive on watching sports, only really like the world cup and euros... -But seeing your boyfriend out and playing on the pitch has you some type of way -You're either up on your feet cheering him on, sat down with your head in your hands absolutely bricking it, or trying not to pass out because of how hot Morgan looks with his hands above his head, hair messy and out of place as he grins and kicks the ball out to the midfield -Either way, you're always gushing when he comes out of the locker room- grabbing his hand and telling him how good that one save was -He loves it to be honest, even after in his eyes he's had a shit game, in your eyes he's always the star player and he loves how you never fail to show that -When he comes back as well, you make him lie his ass down -Get him to lie on his front so that you can give a back massage and get all those tight knots out his back bc he gets SO stiff (😏🤭) -You need to smack a hand over his mouth because he fully GROANS every time you're getting the knots -You're hissing at him shut up before everyone downstairs think we're- -He let's out ANOTHER ungodly loud groan whilst has you threatening to leave the massage right there and then if he doesn't get his act straight -He also INSISTS he doesn't groan but that he grunts (as if that makes it any better???) -Once you're done, you get up from the bed and smack his ass to indicate it's done (and just to get a grip of the WHOLE BAKERY) -One time there wasn't a Sunday match so he stayed home instead, and ended up asking whether you wanted a massage -You agreed, not thinking anything could go wrong... -WRONG. -Bro literally straddled you to "get the technique right" -It felt INCREDIBLY painful but Morgan was insistent that was just because you were stiff, and the massage was going to make it better -Came away from that feeling stiffer than before... -Later that night you lifted your shirt and looked back into the mirror... -You had fucking BRUISES from how hard Morgan had been pressing -Morgan was horrified seeing it as well, smacking a hand over his mouth and tracing over the marks with a finger as if he couldn't believe it -Apologised profusely and gave you a massive bear hug, apologising for a straight minute despite the fact he was amused by it, as indicated by the wide grin on his face. -Did make up for it by getting you your favourite takeout and cuddling you all night until you fell asleep though, arms around your waist and legs tucked up against yours until he felt your breathing rate slow, indicating you'd fallen asleep.

-And right, I know Autumn's usually quite shitty- rain and proper chilly.... But imagine forcing Ginge to do an aesthetic, couples Autumn with you. -Would do baking at least once a week with him and fight the urge to throw flour at him every time he slammed the oven shut, looked across the room and groaned as he realised he forgot to put the sugar in... -First time you baked together, you tried to make cinnabuns with icing and all, for a stream -Instead you ended up doing the spoon-of-cinnamon challenge, almost choking, Ginge going bright red in the face and coughing up clouds of brown, powder-cinnamon like a dragon... -Oh, and Morgan went super-sus as soon as you started making the icing- picking up the spoon and watching it dribble down time and time again, either making zesty jokes or asking "How many people watching this probably have a boner because of this icing?" -The image of Morgan with icing all over his tongue became all of Ginge's Twitter replies for the next month. -And Morgan buys you candles every time he goes out to add to your collection which you light up whenever the two of you do movie nights together... -Oh, and another stream the two of you tried: pumpkin carving: +You laughed at how the pumpkin was Ginge's third cousin (the ginger hair gene's proper strong in his family...) +Morgan ended up accidentally slicing his finger and yelling that Chucky was gonna sniff him out and BUM HIM that night (You watched Chucky just the other night but didn't know where Morgan got the bum stuff from...) +Morgan tried to spray stuff from an aerosol and light it on fire instead of lighting his little tea light... -Fair to say that the clips from that stream went very viral.

-The two of you have SUCH different date night ideas as well. -I wanna say that you'd have a lot more aesthetic, quite cute little date nights, a bit more indoorsy and intimate... -But whenever Morgan organises date nights, it's absolute CHAOS. -You organise movie nights with pillow forts and homemade snacks; boardgame nights with homemade s'mores; Mario Kart tournaments with forfeits... -Most outdoorsy date idea you organised was a Summer picnic on Primrose Hill the day after the Sidemen Charity match, as a little London date -You didn't plan any dates after that because that date ended with some teen-roadmen insisting on joining your picnic in their bally's and all, and a whole load of pictures of yourself and Ginge all over Twitter :/ -But aside from that, what date nights did Ginge organise? -Well, he liked doing stream dates like the pumpkin carving stream -But he also considers his fifa streams where he gets you in as dates, despite the fact you're bored off your arse opening packs -Most fun streamed date night that Ginge had organised was the one just a few days before Halloween where the two of you played horror games together. -You started with the classic FNAF game 1 as a warmup which had Ginge a lot more scared than you (although at one point you did a little jump... which did make you accidentally topple off the chair, much to Morgan's amusement as he scream-laughed at you on the floor) -Playing Silent Hill had Morgan silenced though, as he insisted on you sitting on his lap to play so that he could bury his head between your neck and shoulder and hide behind your body whenever there was a jumpscare -You'd be getting butterflies as he holds his arms around your waist, squeezing you tightly whenever he started getting scared there'd be a jumpscare and resting his head on your shoulder... You're absolutely trying your best to focus on the game and not get flustered and dopily smile whilst the stream could see your every expression -Lots of cutesy edits came out the next day of how Ginge was "so in love with you" from the way he held you and looked at you in that horror stream... And you favourited every single one. -Those were some of the less chaotic streams though. -One time he installed speakers in his room and little fireworks and got you to play fifa against him- whenever one of you scored he'd blow an airhorn and play GET HYPER! loudly from the speakers, making you let out a scream every time a fireworks was set off behind you, charring the ceiling from the mini-explosion. -Another time he arranged a theme park date which was all good and fun apart from when after the first rollercoaster, Morgan realised he HATED rollercoasters and you LOVED them. -And you had a strong stomach, whereas Morgan felt queasy after each ride despite not even eating a thing beforehand. -Meanwhile you were eating all of the festive food: Caramel apple? Scranned. Candyfloss? Gone. Chocolate-dipped and icing-powdered churros? Absolutely decimated. -Ginge only touched food when the ice cream man tried to do the tricks with the icecream cone, flipping it around your hands so that you couldn't TOUCH the ice cream. Morgan was too quick, swiping the ice cream when the icecreaman least expected it- but also accidentally crushing the cone over the head of a toddler who was stood in front of you. -You tried not to laugh as Morgan profusely apologised to the crying four-year-old, trying to silence the youngling with "Any ice cream you want! You can have three scoops- oh please stop crying!" -Also get off from a rollercoaster and saw they had a little photobooth! -Ofc forced him to go in there 😍😍

-You thought the photos were done after just 2 pictures and left Ginge confused in the last one looking like that... -Had a heart-swell moment the next morning when you saw Morgan had posted it to his insta story with a little "<3 @yourUser" despite not being overenthusiastic to take the pictures in the first place 🥰

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Birthday Boy

Jensen Ackles x reader

Warnings: Drinking, P in V, Unprotected sex, Fingering, Oral (m and f receiving), Squirting, Dirty talk

Summary: Jensen has given up on finding his happily ever after. Now that he's 45 he just doesn't see the point anymore. Jared, Misha, and the SPN cast take him out on the town to celebrate and lift his spirits. That's when he looks eyes with a beautiful woman. After one too many whiskeys they go back to his place, where he learns age is only a number.

Authors note: I love Jensen and his family. I mean them no disrespect. This is set in set in a world where Jensen is single. This is a work of fiction for nothing more than entertainment.

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We walk into a bar that Jared and I found when we first came to Vancover for season one. The small, dingy, dive bar is a hidden gem that we have visited many times. Whether it was marriage, divorce, birthdays, or deaths, these four walls hold many memories for the supernatural cast and crew.

The group of us find a couple empty tables and take a seat. A lovely blonde waitress makes her way over for our drink order. Tonight we are celebrating my 45th birthday.

Getting older isnt as bad as your younger self believes. It's like a prize for surviving all the bullshit of your 20s. You no longer care what people think of you. You can go to bed early if you want without being judged. And you make the transition from hot and sexy, to handsome and distinguished.

I can't complain.

The blonde makes her way back with a tray of our drinks. Tonight we have Jared, Misha, Rob, Rich, Kim, Brianna, Mark, and Ruth with us.

She hands me my whiskey double. A sexy, flirty smile lights up her face for the brief moment we lock eyes so I can thank you. I smile politely back at the young lady. Seriously, I could be her dad.

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Three whiskey doubles in, laughs and smiles floating around our table, I got to say this has turned out to be a good night. Jared leans over and speaks directly in my ear so I can hear over the music coming from the speakers, "dont look now but you got a y/h/c who cant keep her eyes away from you."

Great, cue eye roll. Women have been nothing but problematic for me. They either want fame, money, connections, or someone I know. I've given up in that department.

Way too old for that shit.

"It's not going to kill you to have a look man." Jared sighs dramatically at me.

"You never know, it might." But it's too late my interest is peaked. I'm a sucker for a y/h/c. I slowly scan the bar until I lock eyes with the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

Well shit.

She's younger than me, though I don't know by how much. Casually dressed in blue jeans that hug her curves perfect and a over sized ACDC t-shirt tucked into all the right places. She simple smiles and raises her glass of amber liquor in a silent toast.

I can feel the corners of my lips curve as I toast her back. Then as quickly as the moment settled between us, it was gone and she took her friends arm as they walked out the front doors.

Dammit.

"Man I'm sorry," Misha looks over at me, "she looked interested."

Rich comes to sit on our side of the table, "ĥows the birthday boy doing?"

"Thought he was ging to get lucky tonight, but she left." Jared whisper yells. I can't stop the eye roll, the more he drinks the more of a man child he becomes.

This bit of information intrigues Rich, "you meanthe pretty y/h/c that’s walked back in?" He says with a sly smirk resting on his face.

We all watch as she glides up to the bar to speak with the young man playing bartender tonight. I can't tear my eyes away from her or how her hips sway with every step. She's a work of art. Curves in all the right places, looks like she eats more than salad. I swear she's every man's wet dream come true.

She turns and smirks as she makes her way over to our table with a tray of shot glasses, a knowing look sparkling in her y/e/c eyes. I feel my cheeks heat with embarrassment knowing she caught us all gawking at her.

Placing the tray down in front of the four of us, she picks up a shot and tips hers ead back to drain her glass. I watch as she swallows the liquid, swallowing down the dirty thoughts it promotes in my whiskey soaked brain.

"Happy Birthday Beautiful, now drink." She passes over a shot, which I take without hesitation. I drain the glass, the burn of vodka ever present in my throat, before finding my voice.

"How do you..."

She answer before I can finish my thought, "I'm a fan. Don’t worry it's not in a creepy stalker kind of way. I just couldnt pass up the opportunityto buy my favorite actor a shot on his birthday." She shrugs before taking another shot. There's something sexy about a woman who can hold her liquor.

"I'm y/n by the way." She turns to leave, before she can take a step I get out of my seat and wrap her in a hug, pulling her close to my chest.

Beautiful y/e/c irises stare into mine as she searches for the reason behind the embrace. Tucking a piece of hair behind her ear I softly smile down at her, "I want you to stay."

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"Shit, I dropped the keys." Y/N is wrapped around my body, pressed against the door to my apartment. Trying to unlock a door while having a beautiful woman kissing down my neck is more than distracting.

After some struggle we fall into my apartment. Guiding her backwards towards my room, hitting walls along the way. We haven't stopped kissing since getting into the cab at the bar.

She's addictive. Her taste. Her smell. I need this woman.

Breaking apart she sauntered to my bed, stripping her clothes along the way. My cock is throbbing in the jeans I'm wearing, begging for me to release it.

She crawls onto my bed positioning herself in a kneeling position. Legs spread wide showing just how dripping wet she is for me. Slowly I remove my clothing, watching as she plays with herself waiting for me. My cock drips with pre cum in anticipation. Knowing just how hot and bothered I made her with limited touching gets me high.

Walking towards the bed, y/n meets me at the edge. I stare down at her as she lowers herself before locking a strip from the base of my cock to the tip. Groaning I throw my head back at the sensation.

After a few minutes of kitten licks, y/n takes me in her mouth the first go. Straight to the base and swallowing around me. My hips jerk, hands rake through her long hair as I hold on. She's blowing my freaking mind, "Darling, I'm not going to last." She swirls her tongue around the head of my shaft, it almost does me in.

"Sweetheart... y/n... you have to stop... please"

She comes off my cock with a loud 'pop', smiling up at me while wiping her mouth.

Fuck that's hot.

Pushing her in the chest I force her to lay on the bed, "my turn," kissing my way down her soft curves to her sweet spot, wet and waiting for me.

Inhaling her sweet scent, making my head spin, "you smell delicious baby girl." Then I dive in like man starved.

Alternating between broad strokes and sucking her clit. I smile I to her center as I watch the bliss out look on her face as she shakes and squirms beneath me. Whatever I was feeling about getting older has been drowned out by her moans and whimpers as I bring to the edge before backing off, over and over again.

Rising above her tasting her on my lips, I learn down taking her mouth with mine, sharing her sweetness. My fingers trail down her body before pludging into her hot, wet center. My pace is fast as I curl my fingers, finding her g spot.

Her body jerks forward as she let's out a beautifully loud moan before I feel her soaking my hand, wrist, and thighs, "fuck darling, did you just squirt?"

Pink colors her cheeks while she looks away from me. "Hey, dont be embarassed. That's the sexiest thing I've ever experienced. " I kiss her deeply as I feed my shaft into her quivering walls. What an amazing feeling that is.

Looking down I watch her body struggle to take my girth as I bottom out inside her. Staying still to allow her to adjust before I slowly withdraw to my tip and slowly sink back into her warmth. My room is filled with nothing but moans from her, groans from me, and the wet squelched noise as our bodies become one.

Our rhythm is steady as we use our bodies to bring the other pleasure with each thrust. One, two, three more thrusts and y/n is pushing me out of her before she soaks my thigh and cock in her essence again. It's what tips me over the age as I shove myself back in making her gasp before emptying myself into my own personal heaven.

Sweat covered, limbs shaking, breathe labored, I collapse beside her after pulling out. Wrapping my arms around her I bring her into my chest as we come down from our highs together.

"That was amazing darling."

"Mhm... it was" her sleepy voice whispers into my body.

I hold her as she drifts to sleep in my arms. Happiness washes over me. I don't know her but something about this woman has intertwined deep in my soul. I look down at her kissing her forehead, "I hope this becomes more... "

I close my eyes as sleep takes me.

[smittywing]

Ficbit 9: Jason Todd/Tim Drake

Previous parts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8

So I hear the fandom chatter is on discord these days. Is there a Jay/Tim channel I should look into?

In the meantime:

Tim turned 18 on a Wednesday. Jason sent him a text message and did not stalk the marina. 

The party was scheduled the following Saturday and Jason tried one last-ditch effort to convince Roy that they needed to go off-planet. When that failed, he put on the jeans with the least blood and his nicest black t-shirt, and delivered himself to the Manor. 

He was exactly on time for Tim’s party but he entered through the kitchen and lingered there, secure in Alfred’s quiet presence.

“Your own birthday is in less than a month,” Alfred observed, spacing candles on Tim’s cake. Alfred remembered everyone’s birthday but Jason always remembered Alfred’s because it was the same date as his own. “Have you thought about how you would like to mark the occasion?”

He had not, but he did now, because it was a delay to thinking about the current day and the birthday celebration that he would have to bear. “I think I would like to go to high tea at the Intercontinental Hotel,” he suggested. “With my birthday twin.”

“Birthday twin.” The corners of Alfred’s eyes crinkled. “I quite like the term. And appreciate the company even more.”

Jason smiled. He watched Alfred set the candles aflame on the chocolate-frosted mocha cake, and lift the tray. His respite in the kitchen was fast coming to an end. “Shall we?” Alfred suggested, and Jason had no recourse but to stand and follow him into the sitting room where the party was underway.

The balloons were black and silver and everything looked extra polished. Tim was wearing black skinny jeans and a band t-shirt and had a ridiculous cone-shaped hat on his head, pink and purple, with a silver pom-pom on the top. He was wedged between Bernard and Stephanie and Jason wasn't entirely sure which of them was responsible for his condition. 

Duke and Cass were arm-wrestling, but instantly called a truce when they saw the cake. Dick struck up a rousing rendition of “Happy Birthday” that everyone save Damian joined to some degree, and Jason peeled out of Alfed’s shadow and lurked at the edge of the room with Barbara. 

“Two social events in six weeks,” she commented while Tim was blowing his candles out. “To what do we owe the pleasure?”

“Bruce said pretty please,” Jason said, which wasn't actually a lie. Barbara snorted anyway. “Doubting my veracity?”

“Doubting your auditory comprehension,” Barbara said. Which was probably fair. “It’s nice to see you.”

“Same,” Jason said, suddenly awkward. He accepted a slice of cake from Alfred to cover. “Thanks,” he muttered.

“Time for gifts!” Steph announced to the room. 

Jason was glad he’d had Tim’s gift sent to the mansion. It was big and bulky and there was no way he’d have been able to take the motorcycle to Wayne Manor with that on the back. Of course, because he did not come over early, it wasn’t wrapped, but someone - Alfred, of course it was Alfred - had pinned a large red bow on it and placed it with the other packages and gift bags.

“I gave Tim his gift on Wednesday,” Bernard piped up. “It was personal.”

“Thanks, dude,” Steph shot back. “We didn’t need to know you got Tim a dildo.”

Jason felt the back of his neck go hot and itchy. He wasn’t a prude for fuck’s sake, but the thought of - yeah, no. Tim’s sex life with anyone else was definitely off-limits. He glanced anywhere in the room but Tim, and saw Bruce close his eyes and shake his head slightly. At least *someone* was in more mental pain than Jason.

“Well, clearly I didn’t need to tell you,” Bernard returned, which was a somewhat decent comeback if you knew Steph well enough, but it wasn’t an emphatic denial, which was the only thing Jason was willing to process.

“Perhaps this package from Master Damian,” Alfred suggested, ignoring the inappropriate conversation around him, and handing Tim said package. Tim handled it gingerly, like it might start leaking poison or explode. Jason didn’t judge him.

Tim ripped off the paper and frowned at the box in his hands. “You got me an ant farm?”

“Now that you have reached the age of majority, you may be required to care for less capable beings,” Damian explained. “Ants are very persistent creatures. You would find it very difficult to fail in your caretaking duties.” 

“Ants,” Tim said.

“There is a certificate enclosed which authorizes you to order the ants online,” Damian said helpfully.

“I’m not going to *order ants*,” Tim said. Bernard reached over and squeezed his knee. He tucked his head against Tim’s shoulder and said something in his ear.

Jason looked away.

“Thank you, Damian,” Tim said awkwardly. “I will make sure their habitat is appropriately set up before I send for them.”

Jason ate another piece of cake while Tim worked through his prodigious stack of gifts. Finally, he hit the sizable box on the bottom with its red bow.

“I love it,” Tim said, staring at the pile of metal inside the cardboard box. “What is it?”

“It’s a Webasto FCF unit. It’s AC for your boat,” Jason said, when Tim and Bernard both looked at him blankly. “So you don’t die in the humidity.”

“Oh, sweet,” Tim said immediately. “Thanks, Jay. Will you help me install it?”

Bernard cleared his throat.

“I mean,” Tim said with a glance back at his boyfriend. “Of course you’re going to help, too. But neither of us has done this before.”

Jason hadn’t actually done that before either and he wasn’t entirely sure Tim thought he did, but he was smart enough not to say anything this time. Bernard looked like he was going to ask, but changed his mind at the last minute and shrugged.

“It’ll be nice to be able to go below without boiling,” he admitted.

“Mine next!” Cass insisted with timing that made her Jason’s favorite sister. (It was a short list and Stephanie was no longer on it.) She’d gotten Tim a scarf, which, did Tim actually *need* any more scarves?

Jason skulked around the edges of the room as Tim unwrapped some video games from Duke and a new tablet from Barbara. Was it late enough? Had he been here long enough? Could he leave?

“Hey.” It was the birthday boy himself, released from the pile of gifts and nudging his way into Jason’s space. “Thanks for the AC. That was really cool of you. Ugh.” Tim rubbed the back of his neck ruefully. “The puns are totally Dick’s thing.”

“Nice try,” Jason said. “Being Robin means punning against your will.” He turned his drink in his hand. “So listen, I don’t actually know how to install that thing so I think you and Cannon Fodder are on your own there.”

“Really?” Tim asked, his face falling. “You don’t even want to help?”

“Doesn’t matter what I want,” Jason said. “Your boyfriend does not want me within a hundred feet of that boat. Or you.”

“Oh,” Tim said. He looked awkward. “Okay. So, um. Been to any new clubs lately?”

“Ha!” Jason barked out the laugh before he could stop himself. “Yeah, no,” he said, shaking his head. “Haven’t really been back.”

Tim nodded. “Does that mean you, um, you know. You found what you were…looking for?” he asks, and suddenly Jason’s patience, already threadbare, wore through.

“I think I’m going to go,” he said stiffly. “Happy Birthday, Tim.”

Tim looked like Jason had slapped him, but Stephanie, who had been in earshot, was right there, pulling him away. “Tim,” she snapped. “A <i>word</i>?”

“Hey, it’s been a great party,” Jason said, generally to the room, but really to Alfred. “I just, I have to go.”

And he goes, as fast as meets the minimums for decorum. Maybe faster.

He’s on the motorcycle with his helmet on when the door opens and Dick comes jogging toward him with one hand raised. Jason twists the key, hoping to peel away before Dick gets in shouting distance, but the engine turns over and doesn’t catch - today of all days? - and claps a hand on Jason’s shoulder.  Jason shrugs it off but then Dick says,

“Hey. Tim was out of line.”

Jason pauses. Everything is always his fault, he’s the one who does everything wrong, and he can’t help but be tempted by the idea that Tim has fucked something up. “He’s just trying to - “ To what? See if Jason’s gotten laid? If Jason’s found someone else? If Jason’s done his experimenting and is over it now? If Jason’s over Tim? “How many of you are going to ambush me today?” he asked instead.

“Just me,” Dick said. “Be grateful, I told Bruce not to come out, and Tim is getting an earful from Steph right now.”

An earful from Steph is no one’s idea of a good time and Jason actually wonders if Tim’s going to be okay before he scolds himself for caring. “He’s always been a nosy fucker.”

“Yeah, and it’s always been a problem,” Dick admitted. “He doesn’t do this shit on purpose but his parents taught him even fewer emotional skills than B. He doesn’t always focus on things in the healthiest way.

“Yeah,” Jason blurted out, pulling off his helmet. Guess he was staying a while. “What was that? Like a test to make sure I’m over it? I’m fucking trying. But it’s not like I feel like this…ever.” To his horror, the lawn blurred in front of him and he looked away. “It’s gonna take a while. And I tried backing off! But I keep running into him. I don’t fucking know.”

Dick took his helmet and set it on the ground. Goddammit, how was he going to roar off in a fit of rage now? At least his eyes had cleared. “I think it’s maybe the opposite,” Dick suggested gently. “Tim has hang-ups about being wanted by anyone at all. He doesn’t know what to do with multiple cute guys wanting to kiss him. You didn’t see him with that other girl and Steph back in the day. He’s a mess. That said,” Dick continued, “it’s okay for you to enforce whatever boundaries you need. Your heart matters just as much. To all of us. Tim, too. And you did a good job with that today. I just wanted to let you know.”

Jason scrubbed a hand over his face. “Thank you for the gold star,” he said sarcastically. 

“Yeah, well.” Dick shoved his hands in his pockets and shook his hair out of his face. “You should come out to Bludhaven some time. We can punch bad guys. I’ve got enough to share. It’ll be fun.”

Jason huffed out a laugh. “Yeah,” he said. “I could do that.” In fact. “I’d like that.”

“Yeah, I would, too,” Dick said. The next few beats were awkward and then Dick scooped up Jason’s helmet and handed it to him. “Thanks for sticking around for that. I know I’m a pain in your ass.”

“Yeah,” Jason said, taking the helmet and looking down at it. “You are. But that’s what big brothers do, right?”

Dick smiled and Jason fitted the helmet back onto his head. “I’ll text you,” he said.

Jason revved the bike again and the engine turned over and caught. “Do that,” he said, barely audible over the roar of the engine. He pulled out onto the road and didn’t let himself look back.

[v-vina]

HxH Character’s Search History

Gon

-Ging

-Ging maps

-Green outfits

-Ging location

-What is 3+7?

-slime videos

Killua

-killugon fanart

-How to murder your family (with pictures)

-Hot Topic

-how to be a good big brother

-romance anime

-how to be cool

-how to build a nuclear bomb

Leorio

-fast money making

-how to make money fast

-billionaires secrets

-how to get on someone's will

-ballad health

-doctor application

-how to look younger

Kurapika

-Chrollo slander

-spiders 

-phantom troupe location

-chains

-Kurta eyes

-how to become a part of the Mafia

-phantom troupe slander

Hisoka

-hisogon

-hisogon fanart

-bungee gum

-how to gain custody of a minor

-deck of cards Amazon

-how to keep a snatched waist

-clown makeup tutorial

Illumi

-how do I use this device 

-Killua location

-Killua google maps

-how to get your brother to get home

-needles

Zushi 

-gacha life videos 

-how to become strong

-nen explanation

-how to get free robux

Chrollo

-I'm holy

-holy bible

-chain user

-find my child - Uvogin

-spiders

-I can't use my nen. What do I do?

Bisky

-JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

-How to take care of kids

-Greed Island

-Hisoka

-training ideas

-am I an old hag quiz

Ging

-condoms

-how to get a 12 year late abortion

Tonpa

-poison

-McDonald's hamburger

-chicken wings

-food

-Chick-fil-a

-Walmart meat section

-Uber Eats

-am I fat?

Meruem

-Are humans incompetent?

-Gungi

-How long can a human function without sleep, water, or food?

-My body guards are being weird. What do I do?

-What does blind mean?

-What is love like?

Please don't repost.

[korealog]

[1] Too hot to touch (ENG/DE) — Sunday, 28.07.24

(ENG)

On Sunday, I started the day at around 12 noon and took the metro to City Hall Station. From there, you cross a huge plaza to get to Gyeongbukgong Palace. On the plaza, however, you first find a huge statue of Sejong. At the time, he created the Korean alphabet, also known as Hangeul. Before that, Chinese was spoken in Korea. Before I went behind the palace walls, I went to one of the many rental shops for traditional robes to borrow one. The clothes are called hanbok & consist of a petticoat, a kind of dress and a small jacket. They come in a wide variety of colours and patterns. Then I went into the palace & that for free, because if you wear a hanbok here, you can look into all the palaces for free. It was super hot that day and there was very little shade in the palace grounds. Even in this weather, tourists and locals alike were out and about on the grounds to take a look at the magnificent buildings. After about an hour and a half, I changed back into my actual clothes and moved on. On my way, I walked along the plaza again, as there is always plenty of opportunity to cool off here in summer. You can find both fountains and a swimming pool here in summer. Children of all ages have fun here, while the adults seek shelter in the shade and enjoy an ice Americano (the most popular drink here in Korea, especially in the hot temperatures). I also needed to cool down and made my way to the Insadong neighbourhood nearby.

To be continued…

(DE)

Am Sonntag bin ich gegen 12 Uhr in den Tag gestartet und mit der Metro zur City Hall Station gefahren. Von dort aus kommt man über eine riesige Plaza zum Gyeongbukgong Palast. Auf der Plaza findet man aber erstmal eine riesige Statue von Sejong. Er hat damals das koreanische Alphabet ausgearbeitet, auch Hangeul genannt. Vorher wurde in Korea nämlich Chinesisch gesprochen. Bevor ich mich hinter die Palastmauern begeben habe, bin ich in einen der vielen Verleihläden für die traditionellen Gewänder gegangen, um mir ebenfalls eins zu leihen. Die Kleidung nennt sich Hanbok & besteht aus einem Unterrock, einer Art Kleid und einer kleinen Jacke. In den unterschiedlichsten Farben und Mustern sind sie zu finden. Dann ging es für mich rein in den Palast & das kostenlos, wer hier nämlich einen Hanbok trägt, darf kostenlos in alle Paläste schauen. An diesem Tag war es super heiß und im Palastgelände nur wenig Schatten, Selbst bei diesem Wetter waren Touristen, als auch Einheimische auf dem Gelände unterwegs, um sich die prachtvollen Gebäude anzuschauen. Nach circa eineinhalb Stunden habe ich mich wieder in meine eigentliche Kleidung geworfen & bin weitergezogen. Auf meinem Weg bin ich nochmal auf der Plaza entlangspaziert, immer Sommer ist hier nämlich für reichlich Abkühlung gesorgt. Sowohl Springbrunnen als auch ein Schwimmbecken könnt ihr hier im Sommer finden. Kinder groß und klein vergnügen sich hier, während die Erwachsenen im Schatten Schutz suchen & gemütlich Ice Americano trinken (Hier in Korea übrigens das beliebteste Getränk, vor allem bei den heißen Temperaturen). Auch ich brauchte dann mal eine Abkühlung & habe ich mich auf den Weg ins Viertel Insadong, ganz in der Nähe, gemacht.

Fortsetzung folgt…

[ciaossu-imagines]

HUNTER X HUNTER - MISC. CHARACTERS MASTERLIST

Biscuit Krueger

Kalluto Zoldyck

Kite

Relationship headcanons

Assorted headcanons

Taking care of an injured s/o scenario

His past with Ging

Play-wrestling with a s/o

NSFW headcanons

Character aesthetics

NSFW scenario

Discovering a hot spring with his s/o

Knuckle Bine

NSFW headcanons

With a s/o who isn't a Nen user

Melody

Pariston Hill

Assorted headcanons

Relationship & NSFW headcanons

Ideal partner

NSFW headcanons

Neferpitou

Falling in love with a human

Ideal partner

Menthuthuyoupi

Falling in love with a human

Ideal partner

Shaiapouf

Assorted headcanons

Falling in love with a human

NSFW headcanons

Ideal partner

NSFW headcanons

Shalnark

He loves sexting

Assorted headcanons

Sleeping next to a partner

Shizuku

[chalkrevelations]

New theory: Saifah's going to end up in jail for killing Name to protect Grandma Ging / his position in the Sukprasert house when Name pushes him to take advantage.

Anyway, thank god that weirdness between Saifah and Asshole Dad was just about the background check, because for a hot minute I was worried that Saifah had been turning tricks at some point and Daddy had been one of them.

ETA: Saifah, DO NOT accept that fucking watch from him. DO NOT do it. Come on, I know you're clever enough to get this. I can look at your face and tell - you know he's setting you up. If he won't take it back, you go take it to Grandma right the fuck now. Let her put it somewhere she can pull it out when he accuses you again of stealing it - because that's what's going to happen.

Fuck me. That's what you're going to get arrested for, isn't it? This motherfucker, omg.

[loodaff]

⚠️I WROTE A QUICK ONE SHOT.. I'VE HAD AS A DRAFT FOR THE LONGEST... IM NOT A WRITER NOR WILL I EVEN CLAIM TO BE ONE!!! THE ENDING IS RUSHED AND IT'S CRINGE SO HATE IF YOU WANT I WON'T BE OFFENDED 😭⚠️

Quick A/N anything in bold like "this" is just another language, ik Spanish so any other language I don't rlly wanna Google translate since it isn't always accurate.

Third POV

It was a late summer night in the middle of July. One of the most hottest month of the year, and the closer you live to the equator or a tropical island the humidity or dryness will increase making it unbearably hot and maybe you'll probably want skin yourself alive, who knows.

There they were, inside a house, on a hill, on an island, called Whale Island.

Two boys who decided to visit one of the boys Aunt only for their visit to be during one of the worse times of the year. Well at least one of them thought it was the worse time.

Gon and Killua, two 15 year old boys who decided to meet up at Whale Island after separating for a couple of months and to celebrate Killua's birthday a week late.

The two boys were supposed to share a bed but Killua just shoved Gon off the bed to the floor while he stayed on the bed uncovered and sweating and fanning himself. Gon was also sweating but the floor was somewhat cold so he just had to move around the floor to keep cool.

"Ne, Killua?"

"What Gon?"

"Do you want to go do something to cool off?"

"It won't be another one of your stupid ridiculous ideas right?" Killua asked skeptically, I mean he loved Gon, don't get him wrong, but the boy was not the brightest at times.

"Huh?! What do you mean stupid ridiculous ideas?! My ideas are AMAZING for your information, tu eres el pendejo" [you're the idiot] Gon was surprised that his BEST friend, who happened to also be his boyfriend, insulted his 'amazing' ideas.

"Stop insulting me in Spanish, but yes, your ideas aren't always great Gon, you're the reason why we're going through this heat stroke! I'm about to end my life" Killua said, the last part being kind of muffled as he put his- well Gon's- pillow on his face, ready to suffocate to his death and be released from this hell they called summer.

"huh?!" Gon looked up and quickly took away the pillow from Killua who just pouted and glared at him "Stop joking around Killubabe! Anyway, it's not my fault Ging said that opening your windows instead of using the AC would be better during summer...."

"It literally is, I keep telling you don't listen to him, he's just lying to you because he finds it funny, Aunt Mito has told you- heck! Even Alluka has told you" Killua said rolling his eyes at his boyfriend, and choosing to ignore the blush on his face from being called 'Killubabe'.

"Whatever, anyway, let's go bike riding!"

"What-"

"Let's go bike riding!"

"I heard you the first time, Gon. Why would we go bike riding though?"

"Because if we bike ride the air would go through us and we'll be cooled off, mi amor" [My Love]

"Okay but wouldn't that make us tired- and more sweaty? And have you even thought this through? Is there like a bike path I'm unaware about? Or are we going to like just bike through places? What if we get to tired to bike back?"

"Details, details, we'll worry when the times comes."

"Stupid, if this goes wrong I'm killing you, taking all your money, and buying chocorobos" Killua grumbled in Japanse as he started to put his socks on.

"Is that a yes?"

"Yes you idiot"

"YAY!!"

"Shut up! Aunt Mito and Alluka are still sleeping, don't wake them up"

"Oh- I forgot hehe"

"Whatever, go put your shoes on, not your flip flops, they'll fall off and then you'll start complaining"

"Aw, what about my huraches?"

"Uh- yeah I guess? I mean they're the better option so yeah" "Aren't they like the same thing different style?" Killua thought, but he shrugged it off, the heat was to much to care.

"Ehh, cómo vamos a salir? No pensé de eso jaja" [um, how are we going to get out? I didn't think of that haha]

"I'm guessing you don't know don't know how to sneak out?"

"Yeah.."

"Lucky for you, your amazing boyfriend sneaked out a lot during his rich era"

Gon rolled his eyes, he was used to his boyfriend always mentioned how he used to he rich, kinda classist(?), but Gon also knew his boyfriend rather live in meteor city than go back to his old lifestyle.

He watched as Killua made his way to the opened window, which Killua wondered why he didn't close it before, he swiftly climbed to the outside of the window having his hands cling on to the window sill and jumped off, landing onto the grass like a cat on all fours.

"Come on! I'll catch you!" Killua called out to his boyfriend who was just poking his head out from the window looking at him.

"Eh- okay?"

Gon quickly jumped out and landed in Killua's arms.

"That was fun!"

Killua couldn't utter any words- he was mostly flustered that Gon, the love of his life, his soul mate, the boy he planned on marrying, the boy who he would kill for and will do anything to make him happy, was in his arms.

Gon noticed how flustered Killua was and giggled, he never understood why Killua got flustered easily but he found it adorable how Killuas face would get do red, he looked like a strawberry with white leaves, or a tomato- either way he found it adorable.

Gon got off Killua's arms and started dragging him to where the bikes were at. Luckily for them, Gon bought an extra bike because he 'thought' he lost his old one, (He didnt he was to lazy to look for it and used his savings).

"Huh? When did you get a 2nd bike?"

"What did you think when I suggested to bike ride? That we would only use one bike?"

"Uh- yeah? If you were anyone else I'd think they would have a 2nd bike but this is you.. no offense but I wouldn't be surprised if you had a unicycle and expected us to ride together"

"What- do you really think I'm an idiot?! I'm a smart intel- intel- uh..INTELACTUAL person!"

"Pft- it's intellectual Gon" Killua started giggling but quickly gave Gon a peck on the cheek and ran to the bikes.

"Whatever.. okay, I say we go down the forest path and then go to that one cliff"

"Uh, the one you took me to when I first visited..?"

"Yeah!"

"Alright"

Gon and Killua got on their bikes and started biking. Gon obviously in the front as Killua followed.

The boyfriends biked their way through the woods having fun and feeling refreshed despite all the bumps on the road (literally.) and the fact that Gon decided to look back and admire Killua as the moon shined on his body in the right way that it made his skin look so "milky"- I think he meant silky but it's Gon so I don't know- but he admired Killua a bit too much that he biked into a tree and fell off for not looking where he was going. Killua laughed at him, helped him up, and then scolded him for being cheesy and trying to flirt with Killua. They still went, passing the edge of the island and on their way up the cliff, and soon enough they arrived.

"We're here babe!"

Gon got off his bike waited for Killua to get off his, as soon as Killua was fully off his bike dropped to the ground as Gon picked him up and took him to the edge of the cliff.

"W-WHA?! GON! PUT ME DOWN!" Killua screamed flustered.

"Um! I don't think so!" Gon gave Killua a bright smile.

One of Killua's arms was around Gon's neck as he was carried bridal style. He kept kicking his feet and hitting Gon's chest to get him to put him down.

"Haha, stop struggling and enjoy the view amor" [love]

"Literally shut up and put me down Gon!"

"Nah, let's just stay here and enjoy the view kitkat"

"Please don't ever call me that again. It reminds me of Retz.. eugh"

Killua twitched a bit out of disgust while Gon just stood there laughing.

Gon ended up putting Killua down and they both sat down, enjoying each other's company and presence. Looking at the view, seeing the water shimmer under the moonlight, and trees moving slightly to the very little wind there was. It was enjoyable, they loved it. They were glad they decided to bike to the cliff again, happy they snuck out and had fun on the way here.

Everything was fine and dandy!

Until like not even five minutes later.

"Gooonnnn! It's so hot heereee! I think it's worse than the house" Killua started whining. It wasn't common when Killua complained, but the heat was getting to him, I mean can you blame him? The kid grew up in a mountain, not somewhere where it was normally hot.

"MMMM, ni cinco minutos te pudistes aguantar, tienes suerte que te amo" [MMMM, couldn't even last five minutes, you're lucky that I love you] Gon rolled his eyes pulling out the fan Killua had earlier sort of surprised that Killua himself didn't bring it.

"Shut up! If it weren't for you I'd be in bed with the AC on!" Killua yelled back taking the fan while also bonking Gons head with it.

"OUCH! HEY! I brought that fan for you knowing you'd be a brat about the heat, the least I could get is a thank you"

"...A what?"

"Huh?"

"Knowing I'd be a what..?"

"I'm so confused-?"

"You 'knew' I'd be a 'brat' about the heat so you brought a fan..?"

"Well- yeah? I mean everyone knows you act like a spoiled brat some-" Gon cut himself off as he glanced at Killua who was just looking towards the ground with his claws out and then proceeded to glare at Gon as if he was daring him to finish that sentence.

"...-times....whichiloveyouforverymuchandidonteventhinkyoureabrat!haHA!ifanYTHINGITHINKTHEEXACTOPPOSITEANDTHINKYOUREAPERFECTHUMANANDILOVEYOUSOMUCHFORITHAHAHAHA!" Gon quickly 'finished' what he was saying.

"Oh! That's what i thought you meant, haha! Oh, I love you too Gon" Killua retracted his claws and gave Gon a kiss.

Gon gave an ugly nervous laugh and kissed Killua back. They enjoyed that sweet moment, and ignored the fact that Gon would've died a minute ago.

When their kiss ended they smiled sweetly at each other, foreheads touching and stating at each other with such love that it probably would've made you vomit, reminds you of those highschoolers that are so cheesy but you were just mad they were happy and you're not. But besides all that, they were thankful for each other, glad they met, glad they decided to be even more than just best friends.

They spent the night there, enjoying each other and cuddling in the grass. And Gon having to fan Killua as a sorry.

7:27 AM

"Hey gu-" Alluka cut herself off when she noticed the boys weren't there "UH.. MISS MITO? GON AND KILLUA AREN'T HERE.."

Aunt Mito trudging her way up the stairs "what do you mea-" Aunt Mito cut herself off as she saw Gon's room empty, window opened, shoes missing.

"Should we go looking for them?"

"No, they're probably on their way back, let's give them an hour and then we'll look for them, okay sweetie? Me los voy a chingar cuándo regresen." [I'm going to whoop them when they get back]

"Okay!"

So Alluka and Mito went back downstairs to finish making breakfast.

With the boys

"Killua, amor, kitty, babe, corazon, baby, killubabe, Lua, be-" Gon kept poking Killua's cheek, trying to wake him up until his finger was biten.

"OW! KILLUAAA"

"You know not to poke me while I sleep"

"Okay- let's forget about that and we have to go back home"

"You think?"

"Come on let's go, Aunt Mito must be worried! And it'll rain to-"

"WHY DIDN'T YOU START WITH THAT! LET'S GO"

"pfft- okay, okay"

So they got back on their bikes and arrived back home. Only for Mito allow Alluka to trash the house and make Killua and Gon clean the whole house.

[joelletwo]

telling my roommate in passing about how hot ging is and she said yeah but u like toxic men. and i went :/ and she said thats not even a hot take thats just true abt u and i said YEAH but i dont like that u know that i thought it was confined to my tumblr blog kjsdfg

[g-xix]

Beta Squad v AMP Camera Roll

All my fave pics, moments n clips from Beta Squad vs AMP charity match!

Will's shirt. 😭

Awh Will's confidence is so cute 🥰 Tell u what tho, he looks really cute here with the messy hair n crinkly eyes w the sweet lil smile... Hand looks like a great necklace too.

Awh man 😭😭😭

Cuties <3

I love how Deji takes photos from this angle. It's really giving Dad-who's-inept-with-a-camera vibes

Kai and Niko height diff is just so cute <3

NIKO WALKING OUT W SHEIL 🥰😭😭💗💗💗

PENALTY 1 MINUTE IN BC JIDION FUCKIN FLOPPED ON RAY PAHAHAHH

Why do Ray n Chris acc play well together 😭

AJ'S BEAUTY OF A GOAL, TOP RIGHT 20 MINUTES UP, DON'T TALK TO ME LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

EMAN YOU'RE HOT N ALL BUT YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO BE THAT GOOD N SCORE THAT WELL 😭👿

RIP Will 😭😭

BEAUTY OF A FREE KICK FROM MY MANS SHARKYYY

Druski litr carrying Ray out like a lil teddy😭

Twitter man 😭😭

Pls why is Druski playing 😭😭😭

Stories + posts post!match

They're just so pookie tbh

Love the random duos we're seeing from this match, like, Ray n Kenny are such an odd pair but seem so wholesome together still 😭💗

All I see is a double smash 😛

LOOOL DEJI'S LIP BITE MAKES THIS SO SUSPECT - idgaf tho - point is that Deji is j such a cutie w everyone, all his photos either taken from the photo-allergic-dad angle especially

(further proof of deji being a lil cutie w Sharky n Niko)

also heheheh so funny how everyone pulls the ☝️ pose with Sketch

congrats AMP team for not completely fucking up (even though you had Chris, Mystery Prem Player, Ginge and Sturridge to give advantage):

& i cant find a full team photo of beta...

But shoutout to all these man asw (the real ballers 😚😊)

[smiletimeisrunningout]

In honor of sunday a not safe for w // ork headcanon under read more to make up for the complete lack of it:

(read only if you are okay with several k -- inks being mentioned)

it's meant for historical verses but you can obviously apply it to ANY with some light changes (she has access to internet in modern days)

Emma is in some ways very traditional: no threesomes (she's too territorial), no being watched (unless it's 'risking to be seen' but she needs to be almost sure they won't be and then she can happily dirty talk the guy into it), no humiliation kink (she'll fight him), no spanking/hitting/blood except for when it comes from scratches.

In other ways, Emma has also slept with many men. MANY men, some very happy to teach her what she could do to pretty much ruin them since Emma is all too happy to learn (she's more the type to give and give until he can't take anymore because she finds that incredibly hot). So she has learned things that normally wouldn't be accessible to a woman without google/a particular net of friends to explain it to her, such as things she can do to a man that are normally done by other men (if peg--ging was an option she'd go for it immediately, but fingers it is), and she's very into testing the limits of how much at once the man can take, and for how long, and how many times. She prefers tying up to being tied up, but that's also because while she enjoys it, she'd rather give o.ral than to receive it, because she prefers the feelings of having a man at her level to grab and hold close, or 'ts even better if he can pick her up. Not that that's the only thing one can do to her, but in any case she likes being an active participant. She's a very grabb-y person, basically, and enjoys touching his whole body and can be gentle or rough, depending on the moment. She's also a bit-y person but that's a different matter. So as much as he can take, and as much as he's comfortable letting her explore and try to end him, she'll go with those limitations.

Most importantly, she's also the person who doesn't mind giggling and really enjoying it and kissing the guy before, during and after as much as she can.

Goes without saying that given her trauma she'd panic if someone tried to dominate her, but even without that she's naturally one for taking charge (not that there has to be someone who is in charge, it can just be something mutual with no powerplay whatsoever) and dirty/sweet-talk her way into what to do. But she'll go for fun/rough/spontaneous regardless, and she'd like romantic too probably if she ever tried it.

After she's likely to expect to be pushed away though.

[tonberry-yoda]

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I’m back!!

With HXH now!

Who’s your favorite character?

Who’s your favorite villian?

Who’s your favorite spider?

Who’s your favorite chimera ant?

If u could go to the hxh universe what would be the first thing you’d do? (When they take the hunter exam)

Who has the saddest childhood?

If you were gon would you want to know who your mother was?

Who would you revive?

What character would you kill off?

Kiss marry kill with…

Kite, ging and biscuit

Kiss marry kill with…

Gon, killua, leorio

Kiss marry kill with…

Hisoka, illumi and Chrollo

If you could change anything what would it be?

Who’s your favorite character to write for?

Whats your favorite ship? (Optional)

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AHHH HI! sorry this took a minute, I went on a walk to enjoy the beautiful summer day! And I was so excited to see this because I love hxh!!!

Who’s your favorite character?

God, this is such a good question lol I like Knuckle with all my heart, but runner ups have to be Chrollo and Gon!

Who’s your favorite villian?

CHROLLO. I love religious villains and he's hot

Who’s your favorite spider?

Chrollo again LMFAO but if I had to pick another one it would have to be Nobunaga

Who’s your favorite chimera ant?

POUF. He is a slay girlboss

If u could go to the hxh universe what would be the first thing you’d do? (When they take the hunter exam)

Slap Tonpa. Yeah. I don't like that guy. then I would hang out with Leorio

Who has the saddest childhood?

Leorio definitely did because he lost a friend, but truly, Chrollo. If you've seen some of the newer chapters, you get it

If you were gon would you want to know who your mother was?

Oh absolutely. i can see why gon didn't, but I don't like the suspense LMFAO

Who would you revive?

K I T E. He deserved so much better my sweet boy

What character would you kill off?

Tonpa. LMFDFJLJDFJG

Kiss marry kill with… Kite, ging and biscuit

Kiss: Biscuit Marry: Kite Kill: Ging yeah, pretty self explanatory LMFAOOO

Kiss marry kill with… Gon, killua, leorio

Kiss: Gon (forehead kisses) Marry: Leorio Kill: Killua Silly opinion, I really don't like Killua, I'm sorry. But leorio is my hubby

Kiss marry kill with… Hisoka, illumi and Chrollo

Kiss: Hisoka Marry: Chrollo Kill: Illumi LISTEN, Hisoka has a special place in my heart because I based a character in my book after him NOT THE PERV PART. I just really like his design, okay?

If you could change anything what would it be?

Probably bring back Kite or just leave him dead. I don't like that he became a chimera ant, it sucks

Who’s your favorite character to write for?

All of the adult trio tbh, they are super duper fun to write for and I get to bring out the aesthetic writing!

Whats your favorite ship? (Optional)

I really like Hisoka and Illumi LMFAO and also Kurapika and Leorio (not as much though). Also Machi and Nobunaga is a good one!

Thanks so much! I seriously cannot express enough how much I love doing these!!! I hope you have a wonderful day! <3

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tbh the only difference with 1999 hxh is i didn’t like the dub for killua or gon LOL and as for height difference.. might be a hot take, i can see killua a bit taller but as they grow i can see gon being taller or them around the same height, and although ging is very average height if it did it realistically (which it’s an anime/manga LMFAOO im not trying to make it as serious as is 😭😭) a lot of what killua has gone through can cause a serious stunt to his overall growth and a lot of things

I have no idea if you’re going to see this anon and I apologize for taking a literal century to answer. I will always be a short king gon stan (partially because ging is a literal gremlin) but I for sure see what you’re saying with Killua. Honestly the height difference isn’t really important, I just think 1999 Killua should have some Tall Friend privileges lol. Thanks for the ask!