#give me the vAmpIRE PIGGIES!!!!!

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

When I rewatched all the episodes last year, I deciced that frycook was my favorite episode... but I'm starting to think that game slave 2 is. I think about it ALL the time. I'd say not a day has gone by that I haven't thought about gaz stalking and terrorizing iggins - that may be exaggerating - but only a little.

Also Iggins is so fucking terrible and I love him so much. There is no iggins content and I have to make it myself :'D I kind of wanted this drawing to be prettier but I ran out of gas tonight and got impatient. I hope you like it anyway :)

[panlight]

I feel like he could use the opportunity to do Vampirey Things and just pass them off as a Fun Prank. He's a legend because everyone wonders how he pulls this stuff off every year.

But I think he also enjoys The Classics.

[fandoms--fluff]

hii could you maybe to caregivers davina and kol with a little reader please :)

Caregivers Davina Claire and Kol Mikaelson Headcannons

Little female witch reader x Momma Davina and Daddy Kol

Davina would be called Momma

Kol would be called Daddy

You would definitely be a Momma's girl, but just as much of a Daddy's girl as well

Davina's top pet name for you is; baby girl

Kol’s top pet name for you is; little witch

You can do no wrong in Kol’s eyes and he would most definitely join in making mischief with you

Davina sometimes feeling as if she has two littles because of the vampire menace that's her husband

Kol will give you piggy back rides and vamp around the house and backyard while you giggle

Your Momma will definitely be the one cooking the food because Kol can barely even make a pb&j, let alone a whole meal

^Though he can scoop ice cream and that's what you guys have for meals if Davina's not there

You end up in their bed half the time through the night, cuddled up between your Daddy and Momma

Davina would read you stories from books while you're cradled on her lap, and your head resting on her chest

Snuggling at any time>>>>

Getting your Daddy to dress up and have tea parties with you while Davina takes pictures for incriminating evidence and maybe blackmail for later against her husband

^seriously, this man will be wearing a tiara, a feather boa, having his pinky stuck out and everything. Anything to make his little girl happy

Waking them up by jumping on their bed

If you're crying, best be ready for your Momma and Daddy to be there by your side right away, comforting you and calming you down

Mommy and me time when Kol is forced to go to family meetings (courteously of Elijah)

^you guys always have an awesome time, you love being with your Momma

She teaches you some spells to grow flowers and such

^she had banned Kol from ever teaching you magic again after he taught you how to make flame circles to appear wherever you wanted and how to blow something up with your mind (rip to the toaster)

You love listening to your Daddy's heartbeat as you fall asleep again his chest

Davina has to physically stop Kol from ripping someone who looks at you for too long - no one gets to look at his little witch like that

Immediately cheering your Momma and Daddy up by just walking into the room

Only being allowed to get babysat by Elijah, Rebekah, or Marcel. They don't trust anyone else (cough Klaus cough)

Watching all the Harry Potter movies in one day because you love watching the movies with them, especially when you're in little space

Being super cuddly when you're regressed all the way

Having basically a death grip on either one of them if you fall asleep next to or on them

Giving your Daddy kisses on the forehead because he does that to you all the time

[sea-of-dust]

Can you please do the sees girls being on their period and their male s/o trying to help them and comfort them but he has barely any clue what do do?

S.E.E.S girls x M! Reader

Imagine being on your period and your boyfriends in shambles

N: what if I looked you right in the eyes and told u I've been listening to tricot so much it's beaten Raise A Sulien on my spotify board. LISTEN TO TOKYO VAMPIRE HOTEL RAAAAA

Warnings: Mentions of blood/bleeding,

Nothing can go wrong! One cramp it's over. Totally wiped, Terror shock, smackdown, crit hit she's down. She's gonna turn into Minato real quick

"Urrgghhhhhhh" "you alright" "Nooooo" she whines arching her back "can you try sitting down somewhere" "there's no seats" "you can lean on me then" solver of all problems despite being the most confused man on earth y/n!! The one person from keeping her from stealing Minatos eyebags and overall tiredness

You'd try to take her to the mail to cheer her up, mention karaoke opening up and she's able to run over in milisecounds. "I heard your call" "did you here this a discount because of the anniversary" she'd get so excited she ran to the wrong direction

You'd also buy her gifts during this time, specially the jack bro claw machine gifts and new music that comes out

You pamper her so much she'd tease you on it. "My humble servent!" "Yes?" "Bring me thy homework! Filled with thy answers" "we can do it together" "what a great suggestion" there would be times she'd ask for piggy back rides in public aswell and people would catch you zomming around with her on your back shounting like she were on a roller coaster

She'd get a bit bratty, apologizing for it later. "It's so embrassing I'm sorry you put up with it" "it's fine don't worry about it" she growns knowing she's probably going to act similarly next time.

You'd hear her express more often than she usually does, which is terrifying, she groan alot, huff, squint more, yea just don't get her frustrated or catch her after the average conversation with jinpei. "HES JUST SO UGGHHH" "I'm sure he didn't mean it" "he won't shut up he's so lucky you're here" you already imagine her arguing with him and him responding with "holy yapington!"

The type to hide under the blanket and poke out if you bring snacks. "I brought you snacks yukari" you place them on the mattress and watch them being taken in secounds "...oh that was...somethin" don't let your intrusive thoughts win though, once you put your hand there you're being dragged under with her near instantly.

She'd trip a bit more often. Would lean on you alot if she's fallen alot that day. "Sorry just a bit dizzy" "don't worry about it, not like the floor isn't used to it by now" her face changes to a disapointed frown, you apologize near instantly

She'd hit you with the classic. "Hey, would you give me the whole world if you could?" You pause knowing the trick question. You try to withhold your sweat as you hold her hand. "Not just this world but the whole universe." "y/n..." she smiles, embracing you. "You're so sweet" now just avoiding every question like this or answer with the most crazy thing and she won't hit you with a "so other planets belong to other women?" These are mostly jokes tho but she'll act like she holds a grudge

Won't let it show until it has a kick to it (enough to have someone start leaning on stuff) she believes she can handle it as usual but this one...eh not so much, of course you wouldn't know much either until she straight up told you she felt weak

So when you convince her to take the day off you get everything for her from class. "Even though she was on her period she mustn't slack" was probably what she would say, she'd try to attend school but if she couldnt you'd be the first person she told

She gets you to do her daily activities for her and honestly props to you. You'd attended student council in her place, ask her classmates for notes, stop by a market or two if she asked. "I'm sorry if I'm bombarding you with these tasks" "it's fine.." you'd probably wonder why you got so used to writing in two notebooks a little too quickly

She would go to tartarus in this and just be like "I got it" she indeed did not have it. She'd come back to the dorm totally wiped but she'd try to keep the "I'm fine" act going and then as soon as she gets in bed she's knocked out. She doesn't even tie up her hair which is where you come in, the routine saver!! "I can't thank you enough" "don't worry at all about it"

She'd also get pretty clingy on her period, you're casually seeing her vulnerable you're not going to leave just yet. "Don't go" "?" She looks blankly at the foot of her bed, you sit down with her "how long would you like me to stay" "...." her cheeks turn a bit pink "until I feel better" getting to see her flustered gets your mouth to tease into a smile. "I can do that" she'd definitely think about it when her periods over and just regret every action, yet wouldn't mind asking you every once in a while

You gotta have that dawg in you to date fuuka/ref and a bit of inferrance skill

She would try to not let it show as it would drag others down but she can't really hide it well around you. "Here" you hand her a pad "I thought it hid it well this time" she pounts a bit disapointed "you can't really hide how you get a bit paler when this happens, do you want me to make something" "you don't have to..." "I'll make you that thing youve been wanting me to try" she narrows her eyes "tough offer"

If she did go to school with you, Yukari would comment on how low on energy Fuuka seemed to be. "She looks kinda down" "yea I've been trying to cheer her up a bit but nothings really working" Yukari narrows her eyes at you "you didn't happen to upset her did you" you scratch your head "no she's just on her period maybe sweets or something" She'd be so embrassed if you brought up the time she thought you upset Fuuka, and then see you come in with those Japanese gummy foods to make with her.

You try to tuck her in and make sure she has as much rest as possible, she might resist because of s.e.e.s but you being blissfully unaware just say "im sure they'll understand you can't go today, they're just a club" she would toss and turn thinking of shadows ending up with asking you to stay with her because she couldn't sleep

Unrested Fuuka and she's on her period? You don't need just the dawg you need god. "I feel like I'm letting everyone down.." "they know you need to rest Fuuka it's alright" she grips at your shoulders. "Yea but I still feel horrible for it" "Fuuka how about this I'll bring you notes and your homework and we can do it together" she sighs "then I'll drag you down!" She tears up, noticing this you hug her. "Fuuka, we're in the same class if anything I'm just being a mail man, you won't drag anyone down if you're willing enough to keep up so you don't have to ask many questions when you get back" she lossens her grip on you looking up to see your face "really?" "Really"

Im...you think her blood streams oil? She'd probably compare a period to a malfunction or just feeling aggressively glum for a week

"Y/n I don't know why but I feel so fatigued" "did anything happen?" "No, not that I'm aware of" "must be your version of a period" you shrug your shoulders not even sure if that's even right. "I'll see what I can do" you had no dang clue so you just decided to tuck her in bringing a stuffed animal just incase

She'd law down super awkwardly just full on still. "Do you think my limbs will get caught in this blanket?" "Should I replace it?" "No it's quite comfortable"

She'd also get a bit clumsy, which is horrible when tests come along. "I seem to have put the wrong choice despite knowing the correct answer" "that happens to all of us" you sigh reminding yourself of all the times you put the wrong answer to find out later the correct one. So asking to study is critical even if she still dosent know the material she has spirit!

She would come to school, this doesn't stop her from staring down at you as soon as class was over, just scarier. "You gotta stop doing that" you shiver after the 9th jumpsca re this year alone. "I'd like to take you to your next class" "thank you Aigis please don't do this to wake me up" "I think it would be effective" "effective in giving me nightmares" thank god those jumpscares only happen for a few days

[bookreviewcoffee]

The Kingdom of Thorns and Roses Sarah J. Maas

And you know, I somehow underestimated this cycle when I looked at it from the outside. I have a complicated relationship with Maas. Her Throne of Glass series didn't impress me, I gave up on the first book and decided to give the Feyra series a chance .But a good tale. It would seem to be fantasy, but the definition of "fairy tale" is more appropriate here. From the very beginning you can guess the motifs of a retelling of Beauty and the Beast. And the further you go, the clearer these motifs become, although they are transformed to fit the new conditions of the genre. For example, Feyra (the protagonist) goes to the faerie world of her own volition, rather than the wish fulfilled by her father. Overall, Feyra is a fairly typical heroine. She is, of course, special. And she even has a special talent - archery. But she's written in a very organic way. The everyday life she has to exist in, the changes in her life, the down-to-earth importance of the heroine to the fae world - it all minimises the feeling that the whole universe exists just for Feyra's sake. Maas paid a lot of attention to the world itself and the description of the fae. There are the fae people - the highest nobility - and there are the fae, who are divided into many subspecies, each of which is vividly described. Without a doubt, this is beautiful. Honestly, I expected anything from this book, but not what I ended up with. Sarah Maas never ceases to amaze me, and I'm so glad she did.Of the fairytale elements, in addition to magic, curses, and gorgeous gardens, there are three challenges and a mystery worth spending a lifetime trying to figure out. Which reminded me of the Three Wizards Tournament quests from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. The Tamlin - Feyra - Rhysand love triangle (which isn't quite a triangle here yet, but I have a feeling it will become one) is very reminiscent of the Stefan - Elena - Damon love triangle from The Vampire Diaries. I mean, yes, it also clearly conforms to the canons of the genre. But that doesn't mean it makes the story worse. It works. And when it's decently written, it's always fascinating to follow the development of such relationships, and to choose who the main character stays with. The book itself is as easy to read as watching an episode of a magical, adventurous, romantic TV series that you are completely immersed in from the first few minutes. It harmoniously distributes the time between the action and love twists and turns. Events change, the conflicts between the characters are tense, which also adds dynamism to the plot. And most importantly - the story is written in a good syllable. When here you want to read something light, as relaxing as possible, but with exciting experiences for the characters. That everything was simple, but not primitive. To read and not spit from the solid pronouns and banal verbs. Then "The Kingdom of Thorns and Roses" - a great option. Another cycle in the piggy bank to "Vampire Academy", which relieves the head well.

[vlovebug]

here’s the spelldon headcanons i promised:)

• he’s try’s to not make val go out during the sunnier parts of day so he doesn’t get burnt

• he will intimidate ( copy their stand and facial expressions ) other people when around them

• he was a toe walker

• he unintentionally scares people when trying to answer a question in class cus they generally forget he’s there

• he can’t sing for shit

• absolutely HATES cranberry juice

• helps val with his classwork and homework

• loves olives ( olive theory, val hates them)

• his blood makes vampires ( valentine ) extremely high when they drink it

• he’s a SIMP for glasses

• he stands so others can sit if there isn’t enough chairs, but he will only really stand behind a few monsters ( val, his sister, and of his friends or val’s friends)

• has absolutely decked someone on accident, poor boy got scared ( this time val was the one laughing at his misery)

• opens door for everyone

• gives piggy back rides

• i think he would like be strong cus he’s related to a literal god

• like the shit he is, rearranges stuff in the middle night

• one of his problems is that he thinks he know but he in fact does not know ( can be used for anything)

• he does all the lovey dovey stuff before val has a chance and likes to make him feel as loved as he can

• he got promise rings for both him and valentine

• likes carrot cake

• he teases vampires by saying “ bleh bleh bleh “ near them and it’s surprising how he’s not been hit yet

• he’s got a black cat named dirt cus he couldn’t think of anything else

• hates the beach cus he got pulled under and thrown back into the sand and swallowed a fuck ton of it, probably has a sea shell in his stomach ( bros a loser< i say that but it happened to me too>)

• asks for consent before he touches someone

• lights the cloud things that follow valentine on fire because i would too

• he will do really stupid things, it’s like he’s got no common sence in the moment ( people wonder how he’s gotten this far)

• says cowabonga

• he safety profes sharp thing so val doesn’t hurt himself ( when i make another val hc post i’ll explain why)

• has a christmas pickle ordiment ( fucking love them man)

• he is very understanding no matter the situation

• he’s a ‘ what flavor pad you need’ guy

• where’s spikes just cus

• has poked his and val’s eye’s multiple times forgetting the spikes where close by ( he slept on the floor that night)

• loves when people lay on him doesn’t matter the weight or size just lay on him and he’ll fall asleep in a matter of minutes ( same tho)

• his classwork and homework are full of doodles some good some bad

• cry’s when tried

• he’s a total baby when sick

• he cries when animals die in movies ( val to)

• always has sunscreen on him

i can’t think of anything else but i did give him some of my traits because he’s. 😋

[peculiaritybending]

Watching Piggy/Cerdita (2022) makes me even more convinced we as a society need more fat girls in horror. I need fat girls covered in blood, I need fat final girls, I need fat slasher girls, fat ghost girls, fat vampire girls, fat werewolf girls, give it all to me!

[ghoastixx]

Hi! This is a request for Josef and maybe some of the lost boys if that’s alright (and you can add anyone else if you would like too btw)

So this might be weird but If you don’t feel comfortable on doing it you don’t have too, anywaysss! How would they react to a 10’11 female whose buff and a whose also kinda like a tiger mutant who’s has thangs and sharp claws with stripes? And they growl and can roar??? THIS SOUNDS SO WEIRD IM SORRY (the reader is basically like a tiger but a mutant human tiger whoses really tall and acts like a tiger basically and doesn’t wear full clothes on like beads or stuff like that to cover themselves up)

Hey luv, thanks for the request, and don’t worry I don’t think it’s very weird-

AN: to everyone who has been sending me requests I’m so sorry I haven’t gotten to them, I see them and am in the process of writing them. Will get the pride ones out before pride month is over.

Slashers x fem tiger mutant! Reader

•Josef

-he loves you so much!?

-like it’s unhealthy, he’s obsessed.

-he sees you as a gift.

-the first time he saw you he was utterly baffled at your height. He really went O_O

-He’d ask questions about your beads or what your work out routine is while he’s debating on if he’s going to go through with it and kill you or not.

-When you two are dating he’d make it a goal to find all of your stripes, or scratch your ears.

-let’s be honest he’d probably bring Peachfuzz into it somehow as like a fetish so-

-He’d give you different cloths.

-thinks your fangs are so cool.

-he thinks your sexy.

-scratch this man’s back with your claws. He will become putty.

-Growl at him and he will moan. (Don’t shoot me I’m just the messenger)

The lost boys (together but somewhat separate)

-when they first saw you they probably mistook you for a vampire due to your fangs, but that was quickly dismissed

-Giant ego boost for David.

-Dwayne would take more of an interest in the art of you. Were you born like this? Do you work out or is it genetics? How do you eat? Where are your stripes? Do you have a balanced diet? The list goes on and on

-Paul uses it for bragging rights TM

-Marko would see you as a muse. An incredibly sexy muse at that.

-if part of your diets is blood? You’d fit right in to their hunting trips. But if not? You’ll have to turn a blind eye because the boys will come home dripping.

-Paul would probably use your strength as an advantage to win board walk games.

-growl at them? They will growl back.

-pick Paul up. Give Paul a piggy back ride.

-Ghoastix

My inbox is always open although it takes me a million years to respond!!!!

[hford0311]

*Happy 2022 Spooky Season Surprise!*

*Y/n--9; Sam--13; Dean--17*

"And we're for sure going trick-or-treating tomorrow tonight?" You questioned Dean as you got ready for bed. "I told you, I have to make sure it isn't a full moon or anything, Y/n." Dean stubbornly told you. You huffed in annoyance. "Not like our life isn't full of monsters and being pretend people anyways." Sam grumbled. Dean caught the look of hurt in your eyes and remarked, "Remind me not to bring you back any candy, grumpy." In the morning, Dean quickly got you out of bed with the exciting news that you could go out trick-or-treating. A taste of normalcy. 

***

"Alright, kiddo, you ready to go?" Dean asked after you dressed in the one size too big vampire costume and safety pinned around your ankles. This included the red paint that dried on your chin and a little on the white plastic teeth, from the outside rack of Goodwill that Dean managed to bargain down to nearly nothing. "Do I look scary?" You innocently asked your older brothers. "So terrifying that you're going to scare everyone we see." Dean remarked while Sam rolled his eyes. You brightly grinned and grabbed Dean's hand with the plastic pumpkin bucket. "Sammy, you stay put. I don't need you to get any trouble. If you can get rid of your hormone angst while we're trick-or-treating that'd be great too." Dean instructed with a joking grin at the end. Sam heavily sighed and gave him a thumbs-up, ready to be on his own. "Dean, what's hormones?" You innocently asked. The eldest gave small chuckled, bent down and had you go on his shoulders for a piggy back ride, "Something I hope you never get as bad as Sammy one day, kiddo." He said leaving the crummy motel room. 

Walking around with you through the local neighborhood as he tried to implement normalcy to your life. Sometimes he got some too. "Hey Dean," one of the girls from his school joined him as you went up to one of the houses, "you got stuck under trick-or-treating duties too?" She chuckled. "Yeah but I get fifty percent of that bucket." He laughed back. Casual flirting continued for both of them for most of the neighborhood. "Dean! My bucket is full!" You exclaimed after coming back from one of the houses. Dean chuckled and pulled out a pillow case from the hotel and had you dump all the candy in there. "Now, they'll probably give you even more candy." Your brother winked at you before continuing onto the next house. "Dean Winchester," the girl scoffed in disbelief. 

"Pity candy, no one wants to see a kid with an empty bucket." He smirked and then added, "Plus, my younger brother is too cool for trick-or-treating, so I'll need to rub it in his face." He shook the pillowcase, hearing all of tiny cardboard boxes hitting each other. The pair of you went through the whole neighborhood before heading back to the motel. Just as you left before, Dean carried you on top of his shoulders back to the motel since you couldn't stop complaining about your feet hurting. "Want to scare Sam when we get back?" Dean suggested. You laughed and nodded as the motel grew closer in view.

However, that plan didn't go as planned. When Dean slowly opened the door, hiding, as you quietly crawled in the door, John interrupted the scare. "Y/n what the hell are you doing?" Dean quietly swore on the other side of the door. You hesitantly stood and answered, "Tried to scare Sammy." Your fangs making you have a lisp as Dean walked in the door. John gave a light exhale, now actually able to see your costume too. "Probably would've worked if your brother wasn't in the bathroom." You gave a disapproving look to the floor. "So a vampire, huh?" John questioned, looking between both you and Dean. "Yeah," you shyly responded and felt ashamed and silently prepared to be lectured and yelled at because you were dressed as a monster that you knew was real.

However, that's not quite what happened. Instead, John chuckled and prepped a washcloth to get the face paint off. He sat back down at the bed and had you sit next to him. "Well, I can definitely tell you a lot about vampires. Pretty scary monsters," he commented. "They even scare you?" "Not as scared as they are of me." John joked and gave you a quick attack of the tickles. 

[natashxromanovf]

natashxromanovf’s blog anniversary and birthday celebration

hello my loves! as you may or may not know, i have my blog anniversary and my birthday every year on the same day. i can’t believe i’ve been on here for two years already, time really does fly. i know i haven’t been active and i’m sorry for that but school is taking its toll. i’m also almost two weeks late to this but hey, better late than never right? anyway, i just want to say that i’m very grateful for all my followers and especially for my amazing mutuals, i really wish to talk to all of you more. i love you, i hope life is treating you good ❤️

fandoms: HP; MCU; Outer Banks; The Vampire Diaries; The Originals; Teen Wolf; Macgyver; Hawaii Five-0; Descendants; fate: the winx saga; brooklyn 99; criminal minds; 911; 911: lone star; shadow and bone; shameless; cobra kai; shadowhunters

🪅 - send me a fic of yours and i’ll read and review it (only for the fandoms listed above)

🎞 - give me a movie recommendation and i’ll give you one in return

📜 - send me an scenario for a drabble (it can have a prompt or not, you choose) and i’ll try my best to write it (once again, only for the fandoms listed above) -> all are under the “milestone blurbs” masterlist

🪩 - send me this emoji and i'll give you a lyric from one of my favourite songs that reminds me of you (moots only!)

📸 - send me a character + a scenario and i’ll make a moodboard based on it (it can also only be a color)

🕯 - fmk, would you rather, this or that,…

tagging some amazing moots, i love you all so much

@pregnant-piggy @jackys-stuff-blog @yoongisbiwife @leossmoonn @arkofblake @velvetcloxds @mirclealignr @milkiane @sarahisslytherin @imabee-oralizard @masivechaos @sheraayasher @fxllfaiiry @mendesxruel @spring-picnics @angelicsupernova @sereinegemini @sexysirius @kimoralov3 @anjosaturno @f4irydaydreams @writer-in-theory @cupids-crystals @fairydxll @henqtic @melin-oe @griffxnnage @haseendilruba @of-apollo @oliverwoodmarrymepls @sabstfu @i-wanna-b-yours + anyone i forgot because i just woke up and my head is absolutely empty

[slasher-male-wife]

heyyy its me, again

i was wondering if you could write something with billy lenz (or any characters really) comforting a male or gender neutral reader who has covid or general fatigue? im having extreme billy lenz brainrot rn and covid is kicking my ass too but on the bright side it gives me time to myself and lots of time to draw :> also my new mechanism is now whenever you write i return the favour in art

Well you don't have to draw anything for me in return I do this for fun :) Also I'm sorry to hear you're sick right now being sick is never fun. I'm also still recovering from my oral surgery which is super dumb because I should be over it by now. Anyway I have some comfort head cannons for you my vampire in Satan.

Slashers taking care of their sick s/o

Includes: Billy Lenz, Herbert West and Carrie White

Warnings: Mentions of vomit

Billy Lenz

When he stops getting your visits he's gonna get worried and call to see what's happening. When he finds out your sick he's relocating to stay in your room.

He want's to help the best he can but that's not gonna be much when other people are at the house. He'll do small things like change out your ice packs/ help wipe away sweat if you have a fever, keep you warm if you're cold, clean out whatever bowl/ bucket you use if you have to throw up, etc.

"Billy's gonna take care of pretty piggy. Pretty Piggy's gonna be ok." He'll say things like that often while holding your hand.

Will sneak in a lot of food and water so you don't have to get up so often.

If you need to change he'll help you do it and push aside his perv nature for a moment.

Will keep his talking to himself pretty quiet for you and will make sure you get enough rest.

Won't be much help if you need to bathe for whatever reason. He's sorry Y/n he just can't be seen by anyone else in the house.

Herbert West

He's obviously a doctor so probably the best one to treat you out of all the slashers. He'll first scold you for being careless enough for getting sick while taking your temprature and figuring out what exactly you have.

Acts like he doesn't really care but if you ask him to bring you anything he will do it for you and if he finds you getting out of bed for anything other than the bathroom or to get something in your room he's going to scold you again.

Will give you proper medication if needed and will make sure to keep you relaxed. Will bring you ice packs or extra blankets if needed.

He's obviously not gonna get grossed out if you vomit and will probably push for you to wash out your mouth after.

I feel like he's asexual so helping you change isn't that big of a deal to him. Of course he finds you hot it's just in a different way.

Will clean you up if you're getting really sweaty or will run you a bath and help you into and out of the tub with his eyes closed.

Carrie White

Carrie's always had to take care of herself if she ever got sick because her mother said she was "fighting demons" or whatever that woman thinks.

She'll check up on you often and will keep you warm/cool and comfortable. If your head hurts she'll keep the lights low and natural and will be very quiet for you.

I feel like she's pretty good at cooking so she will make you home made soup and tea. She knows a lot of natural remidies for things because I just know that her mother is against any kind of medication at all. But if you ask she can get you actual medication at the store.

She's get very flustered and awkward if you ask for help changing or bathing. The most she'll do is hand you your new clothes with her eyes closed and take your old ones away and take you into and out of the bathroom.

[prismaticpichu]

An Uninvited FF7 Rant! 🗡

As someone whose non-breathing/eating/high school thoughts are consumed by FF7, I sometimes find myself wondering this: was the Shinra company really that bad?

When you strip away the human experimentation and plate dropping and planet vampire sucking and exploitation (way to start my argument), you’re really just left with a military organization, y’know? Maybe it’s just me and my extreeemmee idealism, but if you were to subtract all the people who ran and played around with gene splicing (send Hollander and Hojo overboard), the people who orchestrated smushing a city of innocents (drop Heidegger down Niagara Falls), and the person who condoned everything (unleash a hungry hungry hippopotamus in Prez Shinra’s office), then I think the company could run smoothly and safely. Sure, they feed their people gallons of kool-aid… but the residents of Midgar aren’t necessarily unhappy (disregarding the slums ofc, but every socially-classed society is bound to have poverty, right?).

Most of the people who make up Shinra aren’t bad people at all. You got Zack, the most precious bean out there, Cloud, a heroic but smaller bean, and all the other SOLDIERs/infantrymen who joined to simply make the world a better place! (Or fill their piggy banks and get Sephiroth’s autograph on said piggy banks- either/or). Even Genesis and Angeal are pretty morally straight pre-degradation (Mama Angeal accentuates this by saying Genesis was a good boy growing up), and Sephiroth’s hero title was well-deserved prior to Nibelheim showing his kindness/loyalty towards his deserter friends.

I mainly say this ‘cause I have a Texas-size obsession with the CC era of FF7 (mostly because of the comfort pre-Nibelheim gives me), and I practically made myself a home all snuggled up there. 112% of my favorite fanfics to read/write take place in Shinra HQ where Seph and his pals are just having a cozy time in their quarters!

My happily ever after isn’t Shinra being demolished by a giant asteroid, but everyone staying safe and sound as the company is run by humane people who care for the city they provide. Who knows, maybe they could even find an alternate, greener energy source!

~Prismatic, aka, dubbed “dangerously optimistic” in the 4th grade.

[agent-jaselin]

I was joking about it last night but i love the disaster of the bossfight at cazadors so much i think it’s just canon for the bg3xffxiv verse now.

Calem doing his silent support thing as usual absolutely freaking out when astarion gets stripped and shackled by the ritual, running over and freeing him without thinking of the vampire lord in the room and immediately getting blasted in the back.

Calem definitely hanging off Halsin as Astarion stands over Cazador, desperate to have that power so no one can take the things he cares about again, no more Sebastian’s, no more seeing his current liver targeted because he’s his lover instead if the biggest threat in the room (shadowheart)

Getting convinced to just kill the bastard and Calem comforting him but also having to piggy back in halsin back to the inn. Calem now with a huge scar on his back obscuring the one from Zenos. A big veiny sunburst if necrotic damage.

Hmm just yes. Game giving me better story than i could think up on my own

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Blood Brother: Final Part

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Female!Reader

Word Count: ~1.4k

Warnings: canon angst and violence

Author’s Note: I do not own anything from Supernatural. All credit goes to their respective owners. Any and all comments on these are appreciated.

You look at Dean and see him with blood on his face and clothes, and you're brought back to Purgatory once again.

"What the hell do you know about the value of life? You're a vampire," Dean snaps at Benny.

"Yep, and I think we both know which of our kinds kills more humans."

"Well, statistically speaking, that'd be your—"

"Yes, thank you, Cas," Dean glares at his angelic friend.

You put a hand on Castiel's shoulder as if it would bring him some kind of comfort.

"I get it. You're worried what I might do if we make it topside. I'll start eating your little piggies. I already told you, man, by the time I got iced, I was strictly on blood transfusions—donated blood. Not donated to me, I'll give you that, but I paid good black-market scratch for it."

"Why not go to a hospital and steal almost expired blood? It's not like they have any use for it," you shrug.

"I'll have to remember that for next time."

"If you even get a next time," Dean says. "So, what is that? Like the vampire zone diet?"

"Look, all I'm saying is I started seeing something in humanity, okay? Something that shouldn't be taken. I drink blood. I don't drink people."

"Why the hell should I believe you?"

"What does it matter what you believe? You got your head so far up your ass, Dean, you don't even realize we're already done for. The angel knows it. We are never gonna make it with him next to us glowing like a beacon."

"We're not leaving him," you say sternly.

"You're pregnant, Y/N. I can hear the heartbeat. You really want to stay here with a baby?"

"Do I need to remind you of our deal? Of what you committed to?" Dean steps in.

"He is gonna get us killed."

"We may get to test that theory," Castiel sighs.

"More monsters?" you groan.

"Leviathans."

"Great."

"Why don't you blip out of here?"

"They're too close. I can't run."

"Come on, we need to save Benny," you say.

You rip off a piece of cloth from a vampire's jacket and hand it over to Dean who wipes his face clean of any blood. He cleans his machete and slides it into the holster, motioning for you to follow him. You two sneak back into the main part of the house carefully. You believe you got all the vampires but Sorento and Andrea, but you don't know if either vampire was made aware of yours and Dean's presence.

The closer you get to the room Benny is in, the more you can hear their conversation.

"I suppose with you coming back from the dead--well, that's the definition of mutiny, isn't it? All of this has me feeling so tired," Sorento sighs.

"You should have let me go."

"Benny, I don't let things go."

"Really? You lived so long, how is it you have so little, hmm? Nothing but a beat-up old harpsichord and nest of hyenas."

"I have the sea, and I have Andrea."

"No. You don't have her." You peek inside the room to see Benny holding up a pair of handcuffs that Andrea must have taken off him. "At least that much I know."

"Oh, that dumb bitch. You're right, Benny. I've been here so, so long, seen all the outcomes, and all the patterns a trillion times. It all means so little. This universe is a pyramid of despair, nothing else."

"A little dark, don't you think?"

"I am evil, after all. At least I've had that much to keep me cold at night. You never had that, did you? Everything had to be thought about--considered."

"You know what Socrates said about a life unconsidered."

"Yes, but the thing we have in us? Benny, that's not life. That's what you still don't get. That's why it's always been so hard for you, my poor Benjamin."

Benny growls and lunges at Sorento, shoving him into a glass pane and causing it to shatter.

"Get up."

"This is the one last thing I can take from you," Sorento laughs with blood trickling down his nose.

"No. You try, damn it. You try and kill me again," Benny dares.

"This is my story, you gnat."

"Get up!" Benny screams.

"It ends the way I choose, not you."

Benny hauls Sorento to his feet by his collar.

"Well, at least I can finally show you something new, old man."

Benny uses his sharp nails to cut Sorento's head off. The older vampire didn't actually think that Benny would do this to him, which is why he wasn't prepared for it. You gasp and cover your mouth to silence yourself. And then there was one left. Speaking of Andrea, she comes into the room with a look of uncertainty in her eyes.

"The old man is dead. Let's go," Benny says and offers her his hand.

If he thinks she is coming back to the mainland with you and Dean, then he is sorely mistaken. She takes his hand, but she doesn't move from her spot.

"Where, Benny?"

"What are you talking about? Anywhere." Andrea looks down, and Benny realizes what she is trying not to say. "You're not leaving here, are you? You never were."

"We have everything we need right here. The operation is still perfect. We can ride the high seas and plunder together. We can have the life we always wanted."

"What I wanted was to leave a burning crater behind. I wanted to put your memory to rest."

"I'm not a memory. Benny, I'm right here."

"What I loved isn't here anymore. It was snuffed out a long time ago by monsters like me... like what you've become."

"You think you're better than me now?" she grows subtly angrier.

"No. I think we're all damned."

Andrea snarls just as her fangs descend. You rush into the room to save Benny, drawing out your magic like a sword. She is going to kill him if you don't do anything. You swing your sword like a baseball bat toward her neck, slicing off her head as cleanly as possible. Her body and head drop to the floor with a loud thud, and Benny stares at her.

"She was going to kill you, Benny."

"I know," he sighs.

Dean walks into the room with a tired look on his face. It's time to get off this island and face the wrath of Sam. There was no boat to take Sam to the island, so you know he will be waiting for you when you get there. You three walk out of the house and back to the boat. Dean helps you inside while Benny reaches for the rope.

"Why'd you do it, Dean?"

"Do what?"

"Resurrect me. You could have drained my soul into any culvert, and no one would have been the wiser."

"What the hell are you talking about?" When Benny doesn't answer, he turns to him. "Hey, are you good?"

"Man... I don't know what I am," he sighs.

Benny doesn't say another word as he unhooks the rope from the wooden pillar. Everyone else piles inside, and you set off back to the mainland. The entire ride is spent in silence with the occasional grunt coming from you due to being uncomfortable. Once you can see the shore, you spot Sam standing there with an angry look on his face. Joanna is in his arms and Zeus is sitting by his side.

Zeus sees you and Dean, and he wags his tail and barks happily. Dean throws the rope to Sam when he gets close enough, and Sam wraps the rope around his hand to hold it steady. You toss the bags onto the dock while Dean jumps out. He grabs your hand and helps you up, and you greet your daughter with a smile.

"Hey, baby girl."

You take her out of Sam's arms, and he ties the rope to a wooden pillar to stabilize the boat.

"I'm Benny." Benny offers Sam his hand, and Sam takes it. As soon as he does, he knows what Benny is. "Heard a lot about you, Sam."

As if he's moving in slow motion, Sam undoes the cover of a knife holster at his side. You immediately shake your head and touch his army to prevent him from harming Benny.

"Don't do it," you whisper to Sam.

"I can see you three have a lot to talk about," Benny says and lets go of Sam's hand.

Benny pats Dean on the arm as if to say goodbye, and he gently squeezes your shoulder. He steps between you and Sam before heading to his pickup truck. You and Dean look at Sam who has the worst bitch face he's ever given you two.

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•°~Member introduction~°•

Hello sweetie pies! My name is Han or you can call me Moody, anything really ^^. I'm a 22 years old genderfluid who loves to read, write, sleep, draw, and Roleplay. I have known DL for 5 years now but actually made my first blog at the end of 2021.

Here is my main OC blog -> @metsu-san

•°~About the OC~°•

Name: Metsu Gamachi

Age: 18

Gender: Female

Ethnicity: British-Japanese

Sexuality: Bisexuality

Specie: Shape-shifter

Birthday: 11th of Jan

Sign: Capricorn ♑️

Blood type: O-

Height: 157.5 cm/ 5'2

Weight: 60 kg

Occupations: 2st year in Ryoutei Academy

Favorite food: Pizza, Candy.

Hobbies: painting, baking, dancing, annoying others.

(More info under the cut~)

•°~Appearance~°•

-> Turquoise doe eyes that shine with excitement. Shoulder length wavy red hair that is dyed with a pink color, matching the Rosacea on her cheeks with a band-aid that is on her nose all the time to hide a small scar. Her ears are littered with three grey piercings. Metsu also often let's her hair down with small piggy tails on the side giving her a childish look.

-> her body is in an inverted triangle shape but appears rectangular due to her clothing style. It's either showing off or covering her entire body, no in between. A usual dark tank top with a light tan jacket that she keeps off her shoulders, along with a pair of shorts that reach above the knees. In Contrast to that she wears sweat shirts and pants on lazy days.

-> The school jacket is always off shoulder or tied around her waist. She added another layer to the white shirt so it's not too see-through when it gets wet. The skirt is just a tad bit tighter than usual since she doesn't like how puffy it was. Also wears short socks so it's easy for her to take them off and run bare-footed.

•°~Personality~°•

A stubborn energetic childish girl in the body of an adult, that's a brief description. Metsu doesn't care about what people say, making her carefree and turn out weird. She is painfully blunt to the point of insolence, she says what's in her heart without a second thought and before she knows, words are out in a second.

Adventurous but riskless, she knows her body can regenerate itself so she uses and abuses that point unless silver or copper is added to the mixture, that's when she stops knowing that it will definitely kill her. Loud and talkative, she rambles all the time and she's more optimistic than she is nice, her way of speech leave other thinking of how strange of a person she is. Living up to be a shape-shifter, she blends quickly with her surrounding.

•°~Backstory~°•

Metsu's mother passed away after giving birth to her only daughter, leaving the father to take care of Metsu. Since he was a known painter, he didn't have to leave the house so much, which left him time to raise the little girl, except for occasional measures where he had to travel or leave for a few days.

When Metsu was 5 years old, a new woman, Taila, came to live in the rather quiet neighborhood. Although Talia was very much of a loner, it wasn't long until she took a liking on the sneaky cookie theif that would waddle in her back yard through a small opening in the fence between the houses.

The two adults, Datori and Talia, soon grew closer and got married after the incident when Metsu first became a shape-shifter because of a potion that Talia accidentally gave to the little child. What no one knew except for the small family is that Talia was from the wolf-clan and used that potion as a tranquilizer.

To get a better hold of her new powers, Metsu got trained for a short period of time under the guidance of the king of Vampires, Karlheinz. Due to her small age and how strict and sadistic her training was she developed a fear toward the vampire king.

One more memeber was welcomed to the family, an impure-blood baby boy, attached the memebers of the household even closer to each other until one faithful night when Talia couldn't contain her IED which ended her up killing her husband. It was all pure accident, horror filled Talia's heart; she was ready to runaway with her son in an attempt to keep Metsu from getting hurt too, but it didnt go as planned as the pink haired girl insisted on tagging along since she didn't want to stay dealing with everything alone. A bloody wound was left on Metsu's face when the panicked mother tried to push her away.

Soon a rumor spreads around. An old man is found dead in his house, two of the family members go missing, and a 12 year old girl denies all the accusations before moving out to another place. But there was no other place to shelter herself with but to go back to her previous guardian and seek out his help, which led to her joining the Sakamakis mansion after turning 17.

[ruki--mukami]

And just as he thought, shapshifters do heal faster. Surprising him with a sudden hug, Metsu literally crashes into Ruki's embrace, wrapping her arms around him like a koala, wearing the rosy dress that hugged her curves nicely and complimented her pinkish hair that was also styled differently rather than its usual piggy tails to match the whole look.

"Ruki! Thank you sooo much for taking care of me, I'm so sorry for worrying you- also I found this dress and I absolutely love it! How does it look? Oh! I made lemon buttercream cake, so you can have something sweet with tea," she rambles again looking up at him with a wide smile, being too affectionate for his liking although it was her nature.

“…Metsu? You look like you’re good as new; my, what miraculous healing. Although I can’t say I’m complaining about it. If anything, I should be complaining about you touching me without permission instead.”

The Vampire sighed as he reluctantly hugged Metsu back, shifting in place to better position himself in her affectionate embrace.

“Ah, I see you found the dress I intended to give you. Just as I thought, it looks wondrous on you. I knew I made the correct choice in gifting you one that would complement your hair. Heh, you look just like a flower that might grow in the garden outside my home.”

When she mentioned the lemon buttercream cake, a bead of sweat dropped from his brow. Ruki never delighted in sweets aside from blood, and the thought of eating it alongside a cup of tea merely earned a scowl upon his face.

“You know I don’t like sweets, Metsu—but many thanks regardless. I’ll be certain to share it amongst my brothers. It’s a relief to see you lively and animated once more after what I believed was a potentially fatal fall. Don’t ever do that again, is that understood?”

Completely unwarranted and out of nowhere, the Vampire gave her a quick kiss on the lips, withdrawing with a sly smirk on his face.

“Be careful from now on and perhaps I’ll reward you like this more often.”