#goblin problems

[islndgurl777]

Ik it wasn't an ask game but Ty 1-10 for those character questions? If you care to share 👀

1. What is the character’s go-to drink order? - idk why but I think his favorite alcoholic beverage is a strawberry daiquiri but thats when he wants to get silly. I think he’s mostly a water/coffee guy.

2. What is their grooming routine? - perpetual five o’clock shadow because he doesn’t like to spend a lot of time shaving, but he will spend more time on his hair - he knows lots of braids. Keeps it long out of habit.

3. What was their most expensive purchase/where does their disposable income go? - his most expensive purchase was probably something for one of his siblings. He doesn’t spend a lot of money on himself. Now his disposable income will probably be going toward group needs or The Egg.

4. Do they have any scars or tattoos? - he has one small simple tattoo per sibling and he probably has a lot of those little scars that clumsy kids get from constantly tripping or running into things since he’s always been too big for his surroundings

5. What was the last time they cried, and under what circumstances? - he’s probably cried quietly to himself a few times over what happened to Pepper

6. Are they an oldest, middle, youngest or only child? - 3 of 8, only adopted child. I have lots of thoughts and feelings about his family dynamics

7. Describe the shoes they’re wearing. - sturdy walking boots.

8. Describe the place where they sleep. - his bedroom at his own home has a bed that is only just big enough for him (what’s equivalent to a twin size for a man that big? Maybe a full?) lots of gifts/knickknacks/art from his siblings. A special little space for Little Guy’s bed.

9. What is their favorite holiday? - any holiday where his family all gets together.

10. What objects do they always carry around with them? - aside from the adventuring basics, he does like to write letters to update his siblings on where he is/what he’s doing so he probably keeps stuff for that handy. And I just realized he doesn’t have a craft, I should give him one…

[iloveriddles]

If you wish to pass, you first must solve my sexy, enchanted riddle

[theadhdgoblin]

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

Jiji's revenge

[lordofnowhere-art]

every once in a while I think about how Celehar is basically like a noir detective

[gods-favorite-autistic]

The idea of Kipperlily mentioning Riz in counseling because she has a crush on him is so funny because she walked into school and picked the most unavailable and unpopular guy possible and said “him that’s who I like”

[meteors-lotr]

A group of Hobbits is called a herd

A group of Dwarves is called a pod

A group of Elves is called a dance

A group of Men is called a flock

A group of Orcs is called a nest

A group of Goblins is called a brood

A group of Wizards is called a problem

[diaryofthatbitch]

getting better lowkey sucks because my illnesses call to me like the green goblin mask

[theadhdgoblin]

[himbionn]

I'll spend my days so close to you

cause if I'm stood here, then I'm stood here

and I'll stand here

I'll stand here with you

[thesecretestofsimps]

I keep opening Tumblr hoping that suddenly my for you will be filled with nothing but Labyrinth content, or that suddenly Jareth will make a GIANT comeback somehow and the writers'll start posting Jareth x reader content again cuz im too damn lazy to always type out what i wanna read 😭 but nothing ever changes.

[lillordambroseart]

Sibling Locke

“Stay close young acolyte, do not be afraid. Can you see them amongst the pipes and prayer beads? That great shambling figure of rusted metal and talismans? Their name is Sibling Locke Do not be concerned with their silence, they are not as forthright with words compared to the rest of us, I think they are content to tend to the lustration of the machines in quiet contemplation. It is good to still greet them and make yourself known, despite their appearance their soul is good, albeit forged of a strange devotion. And while our sibling is different, they are our sibling still.” -A conversation overheard in the turnchapel of Churchmire

This started as a sketch but here we are! Man I love the dnd game I am in so much T-T I am even hype about one shot characters! (also aa Locke is so much fun to play, I can be just quiet and low energy for a bit with them)

[gh0stlightblog]

My parents keep loudly mentioning my "helmet fetish" and they're not wrong but why you gotta say it at a family dinner 💀

[darthstitch]

I was today years old when I learned that the Phantom of the Opera's nickname amongst his tumblr fans is #melodramatic sewer goblin and I just.

All I can think of is Christine yelling during some improbable climactic phanphic moment like: YES HE IS A MELODRAMATIC SEWER GOBLIN BUT HE IS MY MELODRAMATIC SEWER GOBLIN AND I AM KEEPING HIM GDIT!!!!

Cue the Epic First Kiss.

And said Sewer Goblin is all 🥹🥺🥹🥺🥹

Shit.

I just bunnied myself didn't I?

[toadlett]

I drew a kobold from our d&d game.

[vampirepumpkin]

!!!STARDEW VALLEY UPDATE SPOILERS!!!

I think I need to retcon the origin story of the Grass Bomb Goblin due to the new weather anomaly.

Because let me tell you. The absolute maniacal glee I felt upon exiting my house and finding that it was RAINING GREEN AND A BAJILLION WEEDS HAD SPROUTED OVERNIGHT!!!

I was running around like a maniac grabbing fistfuls of weeds and chopping down giant ferns wherever I went!

Also I thought it was hilarious that Demetrius was out in a full hazmat suit and I'm just... standing there in my regular clothes lol.

With this new update, the Grass Bomb Goblin WILL be returning.

Also I just realized that the new farm type that I decided to try out is like the perfect environment for the Grass Bomb Goblin since it's like completely covered in grass.