#god of moon

[anotherrosesthatfell]

Don't you just love this two gods.

God of Sun crime list:

Made grim reapers battle to death

Curse the God of death descendants (basically he cursed Grim reapers)

Cheated on God of Moon

Went to get milk

Gave witches the power to curses other humans

Legit ignore his descendant sufferings

God of moon crime list:

None, this woman is chill 💀

[elizabeth-halime]

Yarikhu was the canaanite god of the moon, married to Nikkal, goddess of fruits, in some legends, father of the Kothirats, worshiped mainly by the people of Jericho

[neosatsuma]

edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE MAYBE ISN'T FOR YOU

[segunolumide]

EXPOSING ISLAM! — AUDIOTRACT 014 — by Segun Olumide

[unowneyenon]

pokémon game plots will forever be some of the wildest things to grasp for me. a bunch of environmentalists dressing up like pirates actually almost drown the world. oh yeah you can also dress up your pikachu in silly outfits and pick berries for them. jeff bezos creates a death laser using gods to try and destroy france. oh yeah you can also participate in cutsy pageants w your pokémon and yassify your poodle. meanwhile, in hawaii, aliens sent by your girlfriend’s abusive mom are trying to kill everything and many of them look like lovecraftian horrors. have fun surfing on manta rays though. meanwhile, in meiji era japan, you have to battle The Devil from The Bible TWICE because this loser who’s been Just There the whole game has religious trauma and wants to fistfight god. everything wants to KILL YOU and you’re getting paid minimum wage for groundbreaking scientific research. GOD from THE BIBLE gives you an iphone -11 reality is BREAKING NOW GO CATCH 20 BIDOOF AND THREE LAKE SPIRITS

[indeedgoodman]

[friendcharlie]

sunflowers and moonflowers!!!! (yes moonflowers are a real thing)

[vaggieslefteye]

YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE, BITCH! ⇌ WELCOME TO HELL, BITCH!

[birdy-babe]

I’m sick to my stomach

[ladeldee]

I simultaneously look forward to and dread the possible interactions to come with Wilbur's return.

[anotherrosesthatfell]

╰┈➤ First witch

This take place very, very, veryyy long time ago!

"Yo Nim, catch this!" Quetzalcoatl threw an apple at Nim.

He is expecting for his friend to catch it but she didn't. It hits her head instead.

"Yikes...-!" Quetzalcoatl gasped as he ran towards Nim. "I am not sorry, it's your fault for being so slow."

"Dammit, Quetzalcoatl." Nim sighed. "Why can't you be like your twin brother, Xolotl? He's way nicer."

"Oh I can be like that. You just don't deserve my kindness!" He laughed it off.

The two of them are in charge to find survivors after the wars. The wars between reapers was not good. The God of Sun was the cause of this and many creatures died because of it.

"Jeez, I don't think there are living being left in here. All are just dust and bloods..." He sighed.

Just as they was about to give up on searching. There's a sudden cries coming from their direction. Baby cries to be specific...

"Oh my moon. Don't tell me—"

"A baby? Yes." Nim sighed. "Come on let's find that baby, it's better be an elf." Nim went to the direction as she started to search where the cry come from.

After searching for a while. They finally found the baby. It's a... Human but they don't recognize it.

"What is this? It looks like an elf but without pointy ears!" exclaimed Nim.

"What kind of creature is this little one...? Hmm... Look familiar." Quetzalcoatl thought a little. "It skin very soft, are babies suppose to be like this???"

"Why the hell you asked me? I was literally born from seed." Nim rolled her eyes. "Let's just bring this back to the castle until we receive another order." Said Nim as she soon started to walk away.

≪•◦ ❈ ◦•≫

"Quetzalcoatl, Nim you're hom— AHH WHAT IS THAT THING?!" Lanny yelp out of surprise.

She is also don't know what is a human too.

"don't know." Quetzalcoatl snatch the baby from Nim's arms. "But this baby is very soft! It's not like dragons and elves or any creatures we seen before!" he chuckles as he pinched the baby cheeks. "And it is so adorable too!"

"Adorb— ugh you are acting weird." Nim rolled her eyes. "we found this thing in the war. There are no survivor expect this little one..." Nim explained to Lanny.

Lanny nodded at Nim explanation.

As they were about to discuss the baby situation, the God of Sun and Goddess of Moon arrived.

"Ah you found the human!" Sun grin at those three.

The three of them are dumbfounded by the word of 'human'. So Lanny ask,

"Your holiness, what's a human?"

"the baby that your friend currently holding. That's a human that were brought from human realm." Claimed Sun. "Moon and I discussed that I should put fused the mystical realm and human real together to make up for what I did...-"

"indeed." Moon smiles at them. "My children, this little human will be the future of your realm. Make sure to take care of her properly."

The three of them nodded at Moon request. Moon smiles at satisfaction and pat each of their hat.

"I believe in you three. Take care!"

"Of course, your holiness." Nim replied to Moon.

The two gods left quietly left.

"So... We are parents now?" Asked Lanny.

"Hell no, I ain't being with this woman. Yuck!" Quetzalcoatl gawk at the thought of being parents.

"Yeah ew, I rather be with his twin brother." Nim groaned.

"Aye- back of from my brother." Quetzalcoatl handed the baby to Lanny because he's about to argue with Nim again.

Lanny took the baby and look at her body. The little one have red bloody eyes and pale skin. On her left arm, there's a letter written in the russian language.

"Fyodorova Ved'ma Nadezhda...?" Lanny translate the words. She could not understand it the most of the letters. "I guess that's your name...?" Lanny guessed. "But it's too complicated to say... Hmm... Oh well, I will name you Witch Hope!" Lanny claimed.

Quetzalcoatl and Nim still pulling each other hairs. Lanny sighed and finally stop those two.

"Alright you two, that's enough. We got a new friend now, Witch Hope!"

"That's the baby name? Lanny don't tell me you named it by yourself." Quetzalcoatl frowned and snatch the baby again. "I won't be calling this child 'witch'. Hope is a nice last name, I should give this little one my blessing now!"

"Nu-uh, me first! I named her!" Lanny try to take the baby from Quetzalcoatl. "Nim do something!"

"Why? I like to see you struggling." She laughed it off.

"Oh come on!!!!" Lanny truly regret having such friends-

[elbdot]

This man HAS to have a favorite Pokemon that isn't a bug, there is just NO WAY, GO GET HIS AS-

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[amberluvsbugs]

March is (was) here so you know what that means!! Annual Assassination Classroom rewatch time! And what better way than to watch it with Sun and Moon this year :D

[segunolumide]

EXPOSING ISLAM! — AUDIOTRACT 014 — by Segun Olumide

[moonyflesh]

a collection of my favorite Steven Grant moments because i related to him more than i think is deemed healthy.

[conspicuous-clown-car]

woagh beastars reference