#haunted real estate

[jepergola]

New story today: "Haunted House for Sale"

[tonyburgessblog]

Thought Of The Day - Haunted Real Estate

I am not a real estate or an expert on paranormal activity, but before you buy a house, do a full house inspection for structural and spiritual concerns. So call Mike Holmes and your parish priest for advice. Too many people have bought homes where a ghost or evil spirit is hanging around. Sure you get some with kind spirits but they can turn mean real quick. You can’t blame the real estate…

[gwydionmisha]

Thenwhile… Haunted Real Estate | Diarrhea Plane | Somalia’s Slow Sprinter | Kraft Singles Recall

[ew-selfish-art]

DP x DC AU: Danny desperately wants to find the explosion guy. Tim is really good at covering his tracks... he didn't account for ghosts.

The explosions make it onto TV as purported terror activity and most people haven't heard of that part of the world much less ever given a second thought to care about it. The only real reason it gets reported on has something to do with the Justice League and... Danny knows too much.

He's been in training for Clockwork's court (which he's suspicious of- feels like kingly duty bullshit- but Danny is playing along out of curiosity for now) and he's learned a lot about how the living and non-living worlds collide. That means learning about CW's usual suspects- one of which just happened to have a ton of bases around the area Danny was seeing on the news.

It didn't take long for Danny to try to piece together that whoever blew up Nanda Parbat was trying to fuck with the League of Shadows, and was doing it successfully. Less green portals in the world the better, same goes for assassins. But it gets Danny thinking... Maybe he can employ similar tactics on the GIW Bases that keep spawning on the edges of Amity Park. It would at least set them back while he and his friends navigated the help line desk to request Justice League intervention. None of them can leave Amity Park, so outreach is going to have to be creative.

So Danny figures he'll just find the guy. Call up some ghosts who were there, or er, came from there and get a profile and track him down. But the ghosts keep saying it was The Detective. Annoying!

Danny goes full conspiracy theory, gets Tucker and Sam involved, and begrudgingly asks Wes Weston his thoughts.

He hadn't expected Wes to garble out a thirty minute presentation (that had 100 more slides left to go before he cut it off) about how Batman totally trained with a cult and so did his kids. Danny kind of rolled his eyes but... hey, new avenue of searching in the Infinite Realms at least.

The ghosts confirm that Bombs is for sure not Batman's MO- But maybe his second kid would know? The second kid was already brought back to life though, so no way to easily reach him... Danny starts to realize that this might be the work of a Robin now. Wasn't the red one known for solving cold cases? (Sam provides this information- its a social faux pas to not know hero gossip at Gotham Galas- everything she's learned is against her will).

It all comes to a head when Danny goes about the hard task of opening a portal for the guy to come through at just the right time, explain the infinite realms so he doesn't panic and then describe what the fuck was going on with the GIW. It takes months, just over a full year, of random (educated guesses) portal generating- Finally, Red Robin drops into the land of the dead.

"So, you're the guy I've got to talk to about explosions right?" Danny enthusiastically asks.

Tim thinks he's died and landed in the after life following 56 hours of being awake and plummeting off the side of a building into a Lazarus pool. Nothing makes sense about the kid in front of him.

"Yeah, I got a guy for munitions." Tim answers cooly.

"How do you feel about secretly sanctioned government operations that violate protected rights?"

"Gotta get rid of 'em some how. Need me to point you in the right direction?" This might as well be happening.

[foodlesoodlesdoodles]

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[khaoray]

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[hometoursandotherstuff]

I was intrigued by this haunted house for sale in Fort Gaines, Georgia, so I did a little research. Known as Dean’s Haunted Mansion, it’s a defunct, failed haunted attraction that couldn’t turn a profit, and when you look at the amateur decor attempt, you can see why. Built in 1829, it has 3bd, 3ba., and is for sale for $400K.

This is what it looked like in 2016 when it was a fixer-upper selling for $49,900. Oddly, back then it had 6bd. and 2.5ba. (It’s been flipped 3 times.)

Seriously, it doesn’t look like it needed much work, and I don’t think that any fixer-upping took place at all. I think that the current owners just decorated it, as it was. 

It was cute- it had a fireplace in the .5 bath, which may or may not still be there.

I’m trying to navigate my way thru the house, and it’s not easy, but this is clearly the sitting room fireplace. (Notice the sexy skeletal leg provocatively peeking out from behind the curtain.)

It’s kind of impossible to match the rooms up, so I’m just going with the flow. Here we have Krampus, some friends & some caskets. Love the ceiling.

I like these walls- this house was redone, it just needed a few tweaks. 

Vampire coming thru. They spray painted the fireplace. 

They redid the kitchen. 

And, here’s the haunted version. Completely annihilated. 

Lots of original fireplaces. Here’s a bd. and a cute vintage bath.

Creepy clown room.

These rooms were redone, a closet was added, but the rest of the house needs to be finished.

Part of the house needed finishing.

Here’s a haunted OR.

Looks like some experimentation going on.

More miscellaneous horror figures.

The side of the house then and now.

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/  from For the love of old houses albums

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/106-Washington-St-N-Fort-Gaines-GA-39851/105187323_zpid/

[magnetictapedatastorage]

extremely haunted location, $1350/m bedroom UWS

I keep trying to add more photos but it keeps erroring you need to see this to believe it. female professional seeking same, love that it says "lots of light" and there is not one speck of sunlight in any photo

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[optiwashere]

I'm literally Bilbo staring at the One Ring while I think, "I've got plenty of time to write a second chapter for Blades in the Night... it wouldn't be so bad, would it? What's 7-10k words between friends? I could leave it finished and expand on it whenever I have an idea for it... Who could it hurt?"

Meanwhile, I stare at one of the many half-finished one-shots in my docs and think, "Oh, I could do that this weekend most likely... and then I could write another couple k for Nightsongs if I just skip a few hours' sleep..."

Madness begins at the fingertips, I swear.

[innytoes]

Jukebogs (Julie/Luke/Reggie/Bobby), Ghost Hunters AU

"Like every episode of Ghost Bros," Luke was giving his usual spiel to the camera. "Reggie and I will be doing our investigation in the house, trying to capture evidence. Then, our resident psychic Julie will tell us if this place is actually haunted, or if our camera man Bobby used his weed dealer's connections to find another random creepy abandoned house with no ghosts."

"Stop antagonizing him!" Reggie said nervously. "Last time you antagonized him, he nearly made me pee myself during the solo investigation."

Bobby turned the camera around to film his own unimpressed face. "Luke was supposed to find that ventriloquist dummy with the knife covered in ketchup, not you," he deadpanned, before swinging the camera back around to Luke and Reggie.

Julie sighed. She knew the boy's shenanigans was part of the draw of the show, but she was the one who usually had to deal with Reggie clinging to her all night, before ghosts generally listened when she told them to buzz off. Not that they usually slept in haunted locations, except for the season finale.

"Sooo," the cute boy in the crop top who hadn't been there two seconds ago started. "Can I mess with them? Please tell me I can mess with them."

"We are not messing with them!" Another boy in a pink hoodie said. "If we mess with them, we're going to have every ghost hunter with a shitty Youtube Channel clamouring through our house, messing with our stuff. Do you have any idea how long it took me to get that dent in the couch right for my ghost butt?"

"Don't worry," Julie whispered, as to not alert the (alive) boys. "We never give up our haunted locations unless the ghosts ask us to."

"Holy shit she is psychic!" Crop Top whispered gleefully.

"Tell them to stay off my couch!" Hoodie said urgently.

"I will," Julie promised. She could let Bobby know, and he'd keep them off. "But only if you promise to go easy on Reggie."

"What about the camera man?" Crop Top asked.

Julie blinked. None of the spirits had ever really interacted with Bobby before. The ones who knew what a camera was respected his position, and the ones who didn't were usually distracted by the two idiots loudly asking questions and waving around various gadgets and asking them to touch flashlights.

"You should totally mess with the camera man," she decided. Bobby was not so much a skeptic - none of the boys were, they believed in what Julie could do- but he was pretty un-phased by pretty much everything. "That would make a great season finale."

(Send me an AU and a Pairing and I'll write you a thing.)

[chetungwan]

I'm at the laundromat that always has the Hallmark channel on, and it's playing some movie about a real estate agent trying to sell a haunted house. The flapper girl haunting it just briefly showed up, and I know it won't happen, but she and the lady real estate agent should fall in love

[bravevolunteer]

thinking about the spare springlock suit that michael gets trapped in in sl. what do you guys think it was :)

[thesehauntedhills]

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗮𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗔𝘀𝗵𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗘𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲:

[off-color-darkrai]

Did you know people will shell out thousands of thousands of dollars to live in, stay in, or just visit haunted houses?

So I had this idea for an absolutely horrible Real Estate Scheme.

Step one: Buy a piece of real estate.

House, town house, just some place where you are the person who gets paid rent. Works best with a place older than 30.

Step 2: Make sure everything is up to code/livable/in your name.

Also get the house history.

Step 3: Moving in!

Have a friend move in, move in yourself, or fake it. Just make it look like someone tried to move in.

Step 4: Rumors.

That friend I mentioned? You and them start running the rumor mill. Nothing super big needs to happen to you specifically, but you CAN tell people you heard there was a murder or something there when the house was first built.

Step 5: Flee for your lives!

Have your renter, or fake renter, 'flee for their lives'. Just dip out of nowhere, sudden for sale sign. Pretend nothing is wrong if people ask, be SUPER shady.

Step 6: Repeat steps 3-5

Step 7: Stir Sh*t

While all this is going on stir sh*t on social media. That should be happening with the rumors anyway, but have some fake discourse, show some "proof". Maybe go to an antique store and buy some vaguely creepy items to stash around the house.

Step 8: Bring in a Psychic.

Doesn't need to be a real psychic, but both will give you the same script anyway. It'll help with the rumors to have a "respectable" source.

Step 9: If you think the rumors have gotten enough attention move on to step 10, if not repeat steps 3-5. Keep doing this until either the rumors work, or you decide to give up.

Step 10: Advertise your haunted house!

The fish biting? Reel them in!

Step 11:... Profit!!!

[ro-doodles]

Inspired by an Instagram post that was a repost of a tumblr post by @thecw4kids:

Ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

Real estate agent: chill, it’s me.

Ghost: oh hey. Have you sold the house yet?

Real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

Steddie au where Eddie is a ghost and Steve is the real estate agent trying to sell the house he’s haunting. They’re super chill with each other because Eddie likes having people in the house to scare and Steve gets people in the house.

Maybe Steve gets the Party or Robin to buy the house, and Eddie just CANNOT scare them, and Eddie and Steve have to strategize together how to scare them out of the house, but then they end up teaming up at the end.

Idk, I think it sounds fun and silly.