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[mattastr0phic]

YOU LIKE HERMITCRAFT?? YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON I THOUGHT WOULD DRAW DOC FOR SOME REASON AND ITS AMAZING

Yeah! and thank you! It's been a while since we've drawn hermitcraft stuff (there's tags in our pinned post!) but we were also in a few hotguy calendars! (and a silly little guy in our head.) Been wanting to get back into it again, and I love the flexibility in doc designs I can figure out.

[aedearly]

✎ㅤ. . .ㅤ𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺.

₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of character analysis/headcanon questions to learn more about your character and your partners'! writing/headcanon prompts requested by anonymous. feel free to edit these as you see fit.

[ 🖐️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do their hands feel like: soft, calloused, trembling ? [ ☂️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they crave touch or fear it ? [ 🎐 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a sound, like a song or voice, that they associate with peace ? [ 🕊️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen did they feel the safest ? [ 💤 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they sleep ? curled up, sprawled, holding onto something ? [ 🦇 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a fear they never talk about ? [ 🔒 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a secret they’ve sworn never to tell ? [ 🪢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they broke a promise ? [ 🫳 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they feel they owe, but never paid back ? [ 💼 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do they always carry with them ? [ 🧨 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the quickest way to set them off, even if they hide it well ? [ ⛓️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does guilt feel like to them ? [ 💢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho have they never forgiven and never will ? [ 🩸 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there something or someone that, if lost, would break them ? [ 🌧️ ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a pain they refuse to heal from ? [ 🪞 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen have they looked at their reflection and hated what they saw ? [ 📿 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat superstition or ritual do they cling to ? [ 🌊 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they cried ? [ 🐾 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo animals like them instinctively ? [ 🪶 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they laugh ? [ 🫀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho taught them what love is ? did it hurt ? [ 💭 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they believe they’re worthy of being loved ? [ 🎀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is their main love language ? [ 🔦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they search for ? [ 📜 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a story they love sharing with others ? [ 🌒 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a dream or goal they have given up on ? [ 🕯️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat memory do they replay when they’re alone ? [ 🌪️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the one choice they regret (not) making ? [ 🧩 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s a truth about themselves they refuse to admit ? [ 🍻 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of drunk are they ? [ ✉️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of letter would they write but never send ? [ 🗡️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a scar that they have but never talk about ? [ 🕸️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a favourite lie they like to hear ? [ 🪦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat would they want on their gravestone but never admit aloud ? [ 🎱 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of future do they crave, and who’s in it ? [ 🌀 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a recurring dream or nightmare ? [ 🍃 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they feel like they belong ? [ ⚓ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does “home” mean to them ? [ 🧭 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhere would they go if they could disappear tomorrow ?

[ohisms]

✱˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐙𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐂 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 . ( a collection of headcanon prompts based on each zodiac sign . adjust questions as desired . )

⊹ — ARIES . ≻ how does your muse handle competition ? ≻ what is your muse's biggest regret ? ≻ how does your muse handle losing control ? ≻ how does your muse express their passion ?

⊹ — TAURUS . ≻ what is your muse's most prized possession ? ≻ how does your character show their reliability ? ≻ what is your muse's favorite way to relax ? ≻ what simple things does your muse find joy in ?

⊹ — GEMINI . ≻ how does your muse communicate with others ? ≻ how does your muse handle the duality within themselves ? ≻ is your character predictable ? unpredictable ? ≻ how does your muse react to change ?

⊹ — CANCER . ≻ how does your muse react to emotional manipulation ? ≻ what is your muse's most treasured family tradition ? ≻ what is a cherished memory your muse holds close ? ≻ how does your muse express love & care ?

⊹ — LEO . ≻ does your muse lead others effectively ? ≻ what is your muse's most arrogant behavior ? ≻ is your character confident ? charismatic ? ≻ how does your muse handle being ignored ?

⊹ — VIRGO . ≻ what is your muse's most dedicated project ? ≻ how does your muse assist others in times of need ? ≻ what are your muse's standards for themselves ? ≻ what does your muse find beauty in ?

⊹ — LIBRA . ≻ how does your muse bring balance to their surroundings ? ≻ is your muse a people pleaser ? ≻ how does your muse navigate justice & mercy ? ≻ how does your muse handle having to confront someone ?

⊹ — SCORPIO . ≻ what is your muse's most transformative experience ? ≻ is your muse the jealous type ? are they possessive ? ≻ does your muse engage in introspection often ? ≻ how does your muse deal with obsession ?

⊹ — SAGITTARIUS . ≻ is your muse a workaholic ? what's their view of workaholics ? ≻ what is your muse's most reckless decision ? ≻ how does your muse handle commitment ? ≻ does your muse experience wanderlust ? where would they go ?

⊹ — CAPRICORN . ≻ how does your muse demonstrate their ambition ? ≻ is your muse an optimist , realist, or pessimist ? ≻ does your muse value their legacy ? what have they done to ensure it ? ≻ what is your muse's average daily routine ?

⊹ — AQUARIUS . ≻ what is a cause or a movement your muse is deeply involved in ? ≻ how does your muse handle unpredictability ? ≻ does your muse challenge the status quo ? how ? ≻ what subject or field is your muse passionate about learning ?

⊹ — PISCES . ≻ is your muse sensitive, or do they have a thick skin ? ≻ does your muse have any escapist behaviors ? ≻ what does your muse dream about ? are they lucid , do they sleepwalk ? ≻ how does your muse handle harsh criticism ?

[siriuslylantsov]

sock drawer

spencer reid x reader blurb. fluff!

spencer reid keeps a sock drawer for you at his apartment. (during the early stages of your relationship, before you move in)

it's in a dresser in the corner of his room, and above yours is a drawer consisting of his collection.

it's sweet you think, his collection of socks. varied pairs of different colours and patterns. each one meticulously folded beside its match, but never knotted together. it's more sustainable for mismatching, he says, it's also a little anal (and time consuming) but you don't tell him that.

so when he tells you he's set a space aside for you, you were hesitant, not because it was a huge step but because you ran through a rotation of the same 8 pairs of black socks and a few white ones. a whole drawer wasn't necessary, maybe a little hamper.

it's not like you need the drawer for your clothes either. most of the time you're over, you’re in his clothes anyway. and the clothes you do have at his place, stay among his. a secret ploy to get your things smelling like him. he appeases you by sandwiching your clothes between his.

you open the drawer and there's a celebratory first pair, electric blue with bananas scattered all over. you hold it up with a small smile. leaning over, you quickly kiss him on the cheek and sit down to put on the new socks, they're soft and surprisingly smooth on the inside considering its repetitive pattern. leave it to spencer to find reliable socks that aren't a sensory nightmare. 

over the next few months, you also start to accumulate a collection. your black socks are a constant, ones you wear to your horribly boring corporate job, taking up half of the drawer. the other half though, souvenir socks.

spencer was away a lot, halfway across the country or when you’re lucky, right in dc. the first time it happens though, he comes home with a pair of mardi gras themed socks having had a case in louisiana. he spotted them walking by the duty free and thought they were perfect for you–bright purple spotted with green and yellow? you know what, hell yeah!

the next were casino themed ones from vegas, a pair matching the worn ones he wore often. lobster socks from maine, statue of liberty socks from new york, and dorothy and toto socks from kansas.  

when you tell your friends about this, they laugh. but again, you think it's sweet. he brings you something every time he's away, a promise that he’ll come back. it's incredibly reassuring and endearing in its own little way.

[lych33dragoncookie]

I got bored.

So, I decided to make a Pure Vanilla relationship chart. Yes, I view all of these as romantic (... Though, as romantic as they really can be with him. He's got that swag of a non-standard queer way of viewing relationships, probably) Zooming in is recommended for... Obvious reasons.

... And, a bonus below <3

[strawberrykake]

“Look At Your Girl….” Prank

“You see how good she looks? Now imagine another guy enjoying her, you not meaning shit to her anymore. Exactly, get your act together.”

>>warnings: Tsukki -> suggestive, cursing

Kageyama, Tsukishima, Atsumu, Hinata

Kageyama

Kageyama was busy preparing his busy volleyball schedule for the next week

It’s been a while since you’ve spent quality time together

So in order to get his attention, you slump beside him with your phone in hand

Sensing your presence, he places an arm around your waist.

“Hey, baby.” He pecks your cheek.

“Hi.”

Without any warning, you play the audio:

Look at your girl.

He looks at you, then at your phone then back at you, confused.

You see how good she looks?

A blush starts to form on his cheeks and his lips curve up into a smile.

Now imagine another guy enjoying her…

His grin immediately drops at the horrifying thought of someone else being with you

“Hmmph.” Kageyama pouts, hearing the rest of the audio.

His grip on your waist has gotten tighter.

“Get up.” He motions to his lap for you to sit on and you gladly hop on.

You can’t stop smiling at his cute little pout.

It was hard to resist a kiss as you leaned in to give him a peck.

You feel his hand move behind your head, bringing you closer and preventing you from pulling away

The kiss lingers a little longer than you intend it to.

“Tob—” He enters his tongue, shutting you up.

He kisses you as if reminding you how much he loves you.

His hands cradle your face as you tightly wrap your arms around his neck.

After a heated make-out session, Kageyama pulls away with a smirk on his face, feeling satisfied with the dazed look on your face

“Tobio…”

“Let’s go out for dinner tonight. On me. I’ll treat you.”

You giggle and it makes his cheeks flush even more.

At the end of the day, you are his and he is yours. he knows that. just likes to be reminded

Tsukishima

“What is it?” Tsukki asks when you approach him slowly on the bed.

He was busy reading a book. He leaves the book open faced down on top of his broad chest.

He leans against the palm of his hand, elbow bent and muscles bulging.

Of course, it’s a habit for you to lay next to him, placing your head on top of his tricep.

“Listen to this!” You pull up your phone to play the audio and Tsukki remains silent to listen.

Look at your girl. His eyebrow raises, looking sideways at you.

You see how good she looks? He nods, giving an impressed look.

Now imagine another guy enjoying her, you not meaning shit to her anymore…

His face contorts into disgust.

When the audio ends, he picks his book right back up and adjusts his glasses.

No more words exchanged. Nothing.

“Uh, Kei?” You scoff, rubbing your nose against his arm

he ignores you

“you’re annoying” before getting up to leave.

“Aht. aht. aht. Where do you think you’re going, baby?”

“Finding another guy cuz it seems like I don’t mean sh—.”

“Don’t finish that sentence. It’s far from the truth. You know it.” Tsukki practically throws his book to the side, not caring if he lost the page he was on.

“I do. But…”

“But what?” He moves closer to the edge of the bed where you stood, taking your hands in his and kissing them.

“Tell me,” he says against your skin.

“I— I—” Instead of saying anything, you press your lips against his.

You can feel his smirk against your lips.

“If.” Kiss. “You.” Kiss. “Wanted.” Kiss. “To kiss.” Kiss. “Just tell me, baby.”

His lips move towards your neck and you feel his arms pull you in close before falling against the bed.

“I want a kiss,” you say shyly.

He chuckles, nipping your ear.

“Okay, pretty.” Tsukki turns you both over, so that he’s on top.

Before giving you a kiss, he stares at you.

And your eyes tell him that you were longing for more than a kiss tonight.

He definitely feels the same way.

Atsumu

“hmm?” He asks mid-crunch on some chips he was stuffing into his mouth

you were simply watching some videos on your phone while cuddling atsumu when he overheard the quote

“You see how good she looks? Now imagine another guy enjoying her, you not meaning shit to her anymore. Exactly, get your act together.”

“who th’ fawk is talkin? what does he know about whats mine?” he says with his mouth full

You giggle

“Who’s that, baby?” He keeps asking

“just some internet guy, love”

Atsumu turns on his side to pull you in closer.

“get off it. n pay attention to me now”

You raise your brow. “I thought you’re watching sports…” you say as the tv continues to play a live soccer game

“It’s not even volleyball. It’s okay baby. C’mon..” He puckers his lips, making you squeal and push him away.

Your actions make him pout.

“Whats up? I dont mean shit to you anymore?” He mocks the person from the video.

You giggle. “You have garlic cheese breath.”

“I’ll brush my teeth if thats what it takes to get a damn kiss from ya” He excitedly hops up from the bed.

You slapping his butt as he gets up from the mattress makes him raise a finger at you (as if he isn’t used to it)

Hinata

“You see how good she looks? Now imagine another guy enjoying her, you not meaning shit to her anymore. Exactly, get your act together.”

“Man…” *Hinata says his voice cracking up. Your playful smile disappears.

“Wouldn’t that be a-awful…”

You look at him apologetically.

“Aw baby…that’ll never happen”

Hinata looks dead at you in the eye

“No. tell me. Am I a good boyfriend? Be honest. I can use any critique I can get!”

You sigh

“You’re the sweetest, most loving boyfriend ever. I don’t wanna trade you for anything or anyone, understand Sho?”

He bites his lip, suppressing himself from crying.

“I-I love you, y/n. I mean it.”

You wrap your arms around his neck tightly.

“Well I love ya forever, my sunshine boy”

He holds you close, breathing you in

There’s nothing that feels as good as hugging this man

“Fuck, let me kiss you” *He whispers lowly, already claiming your lips before you get a chance to comprehend his words

You lose your sense of thinking whenever he kisses you

When a small whimper leaves your lips, he chuckles

“Don’t need anyone to tell me how good my baby looks”

And you’re in for an intense love bombing for the next couple of weeks

[archerdepartures116]

Hey hey your art is gorgeous and I appreciate how much you love Liu Qingge. He is the best of all of everything and so under appreciated.

Do you have any Liu Qingge specific headcanons?

HHAHH tysmmm he's the best and I think he needs more appreciation because he as so much potential

my pookie adnsndjkdjeakfjt

anyways here is a list of my personal favorite headcanons:

first off, I hc that he's great with small children or babies, cause he used to take care of his sister when she was very young

He squeezes himself into fuckass crevices or sleeps in trees when he has to camp out and the hunt or mission took longer than he anticipated and there's no inn near (that being said, he would probably kind of suck at making campfires the normal mortal way cause why go through all that effort when you can just blast qi to light up the branches + he never needed to ever since he cultivated a core)

can smoke or grill some banger meat, he sometimes shares it with his disciples and they love it

secretly is a little vain, afterall someone put that braid there and having a long piece of hair dangling in front of ur face isn't very practical for certain situations

probably cuddles with cheng luan, need I say more?

him and his sister look very similar (except for height) so they can usually get away with swapping identities

he looks like he stands on his tiptoes most of the time (based on the eng novel art, Ik that's prolly just for dynamic posing sake but this is such an awkward stance for a normal human being lmfao)

probably autistic, i can feel it in my bones

he can crawl on all fours really efficiently for no reason, sometimes uses this skill to scare/test his disciples

giggly typa drunk, i just think it's cute

mf is stacked so he often overestimates the monetary value of items, great for the seller, excruciating for whoever was assigned to accompany monitor him

views food as another testament to his physical will, loves spicy food (but also really likes sweets)

in a modern au, he would be so untech savy it would make your 90 yo grandpa look like a NASA engineer

his closet is one of those cartoon ones where its the exact same fit across the board

[yasministration]

She's my piercer - sirius black, marlene mckinnon

summary: when sirius asks you were you get your piercings from, he's surprised that you tell him his friend, marlene, is your 'amateur piercer'. what he expects even less, is to find your brewing romance with her. cw: piercer!marlene (but not professional), 3rd wheel sirius wc: 1.4k+

You cleared your throat in annoyance, the eyes glued to the side of your face almost begging you to look back and meet their stare. You genuinely didn’t care about the boy’s fixed gaze on you, but it was making it impossible to focus on Slughorn’s already boring drawl. “Black, is there any reason you’re staring?” You whispered snappily, causing the boy’s eyes to widen and posture to straighten. A deep flush climbed up Sirius’s neck to settle on his face.

“Uh, yeah actually.” He cleared his throat, and you shot him a confused look, gesturing with your free hand for him to go on as you continued scrawling notes down. “Um, I was wondering where you get your piercings done. And, uh, get the jewellery.” Your movements came to a halt, and a pleasantly surprised smile tugged at your lips. With your hair pulled away from your face, your glistening jewellery shone in its full glory, and the ruggedness your mother hated so much was finally exposed. It was not often your piercings were uncovered, but whenever they were, Sirius never failed to spot and admire them.

Opening your mouth to reply, you caught Slughorn’s eye, and the exasperated look he sent your way. "We'll talk after class.” You mumbled before sealing your lips shut and turning your focus to the old Professor.

Admittedly, you had completely forgotten about your conversation with the marauder, strolling along to the courtyard calmly until you felt a strong hand grasp your wrist. Spinning around with a glare in your eyes, your mean front immediately crumbled once you recognised the curly-headed boy. “Oh, I completely forgot about you, Sirius! I’m sorry about that.” You apologised, nodding down the corridor as you resumed your steps. “I don’t get that often. People usually say I have an unforgettable air of handsomeness to me.” You rolled your eyes with an amused scoff, replying “And I can’t even joke about your mum being the only one to say that.” “Ouch.”

Your chuckle was interrupted by another question. “So, the piercings?” “Oh yeah! Well I used to get them done in this piercing studio in diagon alley, but I mostly have your fellow gryffindor Marlene do them for me now.” Sirius’s eyebrows shot up in surprise, lips parting to echo your words. You took his shock as an opportunity to continue, explaining “She charges me one chocolate bar and a bedtime story.” You joked, breathing in the chilly air as you finally walked out of Hogwarts’s main entrance.

“I didn’t know she did piercings.” Sirius muttered sheepishly, looking at you once more. “She’s good at this stuff, you know. She interned at a shop over the summer and is doing a cosmetology course once she graduates.” Sirius nodded mindlessly, staring at the jewellery dangling from your ears. “My mother owns a jewellery boutique. She doesn’t like this grungy stuff, but it brings her customers, so she’s made a sort of gothic collection.”

Sirius swallowed thickly, stopping in his tracks and turning towards you with a nervous smile on his face. “And, uh, did it hurt?” You laughed at his question, putting a hand on his bicep before sporting a reassuring smile. “Not really. If you’re sensitive to pain, maybe, but it’s only for a second.” He didn’t look convinced. “Look, if you’re really worried I can come with you.” Sirius’s eyes lit up before they were clouded with something like guilt. He didn’t want to burden you. “I need marls to check on my newest piercings anyway.”

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎˎˊ˗

Sirius had all but had his first conversation with you two days ago, and now you were both trekking up to Marlene’s door in one of your mutual study periods. To your amusement, he really did bring a chocolate bar, however there was no bedtime story in sight. Sirius swayed on his feet anxiously, watching as you knocked the door, opening when a “Come in!” summoned you. Sirius watched as Marlene’s eyes brightened when she saw you, immediately hopping off her bed to greet you with a kiss on your cheek, her hand lingering on the curve of your waist. When she met Sirius’s eyes, her smile didn’t subside, even when Sirius shot her a confused look.

She winked at him.

The silent conversation between the two gryffindors was cut off by your voice, calling out “I hope you don’t mind that I brought you a new client.” Sirius was very confused now, furrowing his eyebrows tightly. The look you presented Marlene with was completely different to the one you showed him.

For her, you had a kind smile, a shy twinkle in your eyes as you cocked your head to the side, luring the blonde closer to you. “Not at all, sweetheart. The more, the merrier.” Marlene turned towards Sirius again, snatching the chocolate bar from his hands. “I’m assuming this is for me?”

You were silent while Marlene fetched her piercing kit, sliding on black latex gloves and fishing out a sterilised needle. “This won’t hurt one bit.” She mumbled, and Sirius glanced towards you. You sent him a friendly smile, holding your hand out for him to fearfully grip. Marlene glanced down towards the hand Sirius held, a movement the boy didn’t miss, before finally piercing the needle through his ear. The boy’s body tensed up as he made a mental note to speak to Marlene about your relationship with her.

It was very possible for Sirius to develop a crush on you, but based on the dynamics between you, he knew he had to back off. And he definitely would, if Marlene could confirm there was something going on between you.

Sirius hissed as Marlene passed the jewellery through his ear, and she slapped a hand on her friend’s shoulder when she was done, finally pressing a tissue to Sirius’s ear to soak up the droplets of blood. “Congratulations, Black.” You said before turning to Marlene and proudly adding, “I told him he had nothing to worry about.” Marlene grinned at you, ripping her gloves off and sanitising her hands, nodding at you and stating “Your turn.” You gladly settled yourself on her bed, turning your back to Sirius.

Sirius frowned: after this whole journey, you would just turn away from him? Weren't you in this together? He huffed: so much for comfort. But then he was hit with confusion as your hands gripped the sides of your shirt, lifting it up above your chest. He spluttered, but neither of you paid attention to him as you pulled the cups of your bra down to expose your breasts to the piercer. Marlene hummed, and Sirius noticed the way her eyes were glued to your tits, leaning her head down to get a good look at them.

“Nipple piercings, Sirius. Ever heard of them?” She announced, noting the way in which Sirius abruptly stood up. He silently shook his head.

“You want to see?” You asked, turning your head back towards the boy just as Marlene brought her hands towards your nipple. You gasped sharply as she rotated the jewellery, letting out an apprehensive hum. Marlene glanced up as Sirius slowly approached you, nodding towards her. When Sirius finally got a good look at your bare chest, he swallowed thickly. He tore his eyes away from your naked tits to look at your face, and he immediately knew he was fucked. You were looking up at the pair with a smile, as though the way they looked at you was praise enough. “They’re… They’re nice.” Sirius croaked out, and your smile turned into a full-toothed grin at the redness on his face.

Marlene repeated her earlier movements, a hand smacking on the boy’s shoulder, and the boy immediately figured the message behind it: ‘Welcome to the club’. Sirius sat down next to you limply, hearing Marlene say in the distance “I think we can change the jewellery in about a month. That okay with you?” You hummed, keeping your stare on the girl’s face as she re-arranged your clothes, putting both hands out for you to grab. You held them tightly, giggling as she pulled you up, and you wrapped your arms over her shoulders in a loose hug as she kissed your cheek once more.

“I’ll see you later then?” You asked, pulling away from her and making your way out of the dorm. Marlene nodded “Let’s hang tomorrow!” The confirmation came immediately, and Marlene sighed as you shut the door behind you before turning her gaze towards the hopeless boy on her bed, mouth parted in awe.

“We’re fucked.” He claimed, head snapping upwards when he heard Marlene laugh. “You may be fucked. But I… am fucking.”

“Really!?”

“Well, no. But I will be. The girl’s obsessed with me Sirius, so give it up.”

taglist: @ravisinghs-wife, @amatoanima, @starry-remus, @pain-in-the-ashe, @hiireadstuff, @superlegend216, @treefairy-28, @kitkatkl, @rory-cakes, @juliet-017, @fl0weryannie, @tiaajosephin

[bruisedfig]

HEY fiiig i missed you SO. MUCH. I've used to check ur blog with every post giiiirl ur so cool

also--- really wanna know if you have any headcanons for 40s-50s SB??? omg i love him and his silly helmet

omg hiiii ily wtf !!! these are lowkey generic asf and non-specific to the time period bc idk that much about the 40s / 50s but i brainstormed with the lovely @honeyyxxbee <3

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✮ you already know post-war!ben goes around bragging about his wartime achievements just to get into women’s pants. and he’s so annoying and blatant with it. “you don’t want the man who saved the world to fuck your pussy? you don’t want these fingers inside you, the same ones that killed those fuckin’ nazi bastards? c’mon, pretty lady, let’s not play pretend. we both know you want me.”

✮ i think 40s!ben probably dressed quite flash—waistcoats, pocket watches, personalised pocket squares, maybe even cufflinks with ‘sb’ engraved. everything tailored to perfection for him with his newfound fame. @honeyyxxbee brought up ben chewing on toothpicks and i can’t unsee it !!! that man chewing on something all slow and sexy just to tease the pretty lady in front of him??? i think yes!

✮ i think he would’ve taken his newfound stardom and used it to his advantage in terms of meaningless one night stands. and i’d like to think because he had a quick stint in hollywood, he took every chance to sleep with the starlets of that era. i think the idea of marilyn monroe turning him down is funny though. you know that bruised his ego.

✮ he probably put his helmet on loan to museums around the country, furthering the “soldier boy saved the world” propaganda after the war. and i think the idea of him doing a ‘sexy soldier’ calendar is funny too. they probably titled it “the man who saved america.” (edit: this incredible artwork popped up on my timeline, and it was exactly what i was picturing in the calendar.)

✮ @honeyyxxbee was a genius with this and came up with ben saying shit like “sweetheart, war changes a man. it makes you appreciate the little things. and i fuckin’ missed having my cock sucked.” just guilt-tripping women because he wanted a fucking blowjob. he defs took every opportunity to weasel his way into women’s beds, playing up the whole ‘war was real tough. woe is me’ bullshit.

i lowkey can’t think of any more, but i believe he just partied around, drank and did hella drugs, and fucked about every starlet and big shot in the 50s hollywood era. amen.

[richeeduvie]

baby jr asking what prenups are after hearing it in a film or something and they have to explain and she asks if they did one and roman’s all well no because daddy would have killed himself

"Daddy, what's a prenup?"

"...How do you know what that is?"

"I don't know what that is. It's why I'm asking you."

Smart aleck. Of course, she's his daughter, but she asked it so sweetly. Roman smiles.

"Something good marriages never have."

"...But the TV said that it's-it's so the Mommy and Daddy can still have money even after they break up." Baby Jr crosses her legs on her chair. "You and mommy aren't going to break up-"

"Don't...don't even start with that."

Roman's not looking at her, just at the TV, flipping through channels.

"Don't tell me you learned that from fucking Bluey."

Baby Jr giggles. "Silly Daddy, Bluey and Bingo's Mommy and Daddy would never break up."

"Same with your Daddy and Mommy." Roman throws the remote up in the air. "A prenup is something to make sure that the wife doesn't take anything away from the husband if they break up. That's decided before they get married. But Mommy didn't sign a prenup cause she loves me."

"...Okay."

"Yeah. Daddy would've killed himself."

"No no, don't that."

"I didn't, cause Mommy loves me and knew that we would never break up. Don't tell her that I told you I would've killed myself, though. That's, like, probably bad for you to hear."

"Okay, Daddy. I go shhhhh."

"You do that. I'm stable now. Because I got you, and your little fingers to munch on."

Baby Jr squeals when Roman gently bites her hand.

[mattastr0phic]

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[mellohiizz]

MEL 💔 i need to see you draw zam in her pretty purple dress again. or any dress for that matter. im deprived

Hi ^_^ I'm actually using this to spread my propaganda for transfem Whitepine Zam... I've been thinking about her and really wanted to draw her in pretty dresses...

[ohisms]

✱˚｡⋆ ↪ 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝟎𝟏 . ( a collection of assorted prompts intended to inspire drabbles & maybe starters. adjust as desired. )

describe a time your muse committed a justified act of violence.

describe a time your muse felt truly free.

describe a time your muse just couldn't help themself.

describe a time your muse committed a crime.

describe a time your muse discovered something about themself.

describe the earliest birthday your muse can remember.

describe a time your muse broke the rules.

describe your muse's feelings on their gender.

describe your muse's feelings on their sexuality.

describe a time your muse felt truly loved.

describe a time your muse lost their temper.

describe your muse's very first kiss.

describe the moment your muse discovered their passion in life.

describe a time your muse longed for something so deeply it tore them apart.

describe a time your muse worked themself to exhaustion.

describe a time your character was treated medically.

describe a time your muse made an unheard cry for help.

describe a time your muse couldn't care for themselves.

describe a time your muse couldn't commit to something or someone.

describe a time your muse realized they were in love.

describe a time your muse felt betrayed.

describe a time your muse learned devastating information.

describe a moment your muse reminisces about often.

describe a moment in which your muse lashed out violently.

describe the first time your muse held a weapon.

describe a time your muse blacked out.

describe a moment your muse was absolutely terrified.

describe a moment your muse went into fight or flight mode.

describe a moment your muse had a big, life-altering revelation.

describe the first time your muse took someone's life.

describe a time your muse went somewhere they shouldn't.

describe a time your muse sneaked out of the house.

describe a traumatic experience from your muse's childhood.

describe the first concert your muse ever went to.

describe your muse's dream [ engagement / wedding ].

describe an outing that went terribly, horribly wrong for your muse.

describe a time your muse found themself somewhere unexpected.

FOR PAIRINGS:

describe a time our muses slept in late together.

describe the moment receiver knew they were in love with sender.

describe the first significant fight our muses got into.

describe a time receiver thought they were going to lose sender.

describe the first time receiver realized they were comfortable around sender.

describe a moment that receiver felt betrayed by sender.

describe a private thought receiver has had about sender.

describe a time our muses went on a long scenic road trip.

describe a moment where receiver held onto sender a little tighter.

describe a moment of pure joy between our muses.

describe a moment where sender made receiver feel safe.

describe a moment of grief and mourning between our muses.

describe a moment where receiver lost their temper with sender.

describe a moment where receiver broke down in front of sender.

describe a moment receiver jumped into action to protect sender.

describe a kiss between our muses that 'shouldn't' have happened.

describe a day/night our muses lost track of time together.

describe the first date our muses ever went on.

describe the day our muses got the keys to their first place.

describe a night our muses stayed out until ridiculously early.

[10yrratiolover]

some more Ratio headcanons since I can't make a more in depth post just yet!

I think he'd sleep with several pillows, he likes to think it's to help with proper positioning/skeletal & muscle support but he actually just likes having multiple

This one might make less sense since it's a liiittle protection-y but I think he'd prefer smaller rooms over bigger ones, bigger rooms feel more overwhelming since it feels like he sort of has to make use of all the space (idk how to explain it proper I just like being crushed in smaller spaces, I'm like the opposite of claustrophobic)

Big fan of birds I think, besides the owl motifs of his actual character

As a kid he didn't like playing with other kids that much since they 'didn't play right' and it would upset him when things went off his mental script

Used to be really insecure about his appearance as a kid/teen, he never really got over it he just stopped caring since he had bigger issues to deal with

He keeps and finds a use for every single gift he's gotten from one of his students, still uses a #1 Teacher mug he got like 7 years ago

He remembers all his students, regardless of if they ended up passing or failing, some of them come and visit him every once in a while to catch up

He's a plant mom and he takes great care of them

Has several things that are basically only used for one thing since he likes the routine of it (ex. he only drinks at certain type of tea out of this one specific mug, no other mug will do.)

Nobody can convince me he doesn't sleep naked, fancy/expensive pajamas be damned

Never thought hard enough about his sexuality since he had bigger issues, but I think he'd be asexual and either sex positive or neutral on the idea on actually having sex

I think he'd own a cat, she's named Vela after the constellation, she's absolutely spoiled to heaven and back

[dailygihun]

day 12 || underrated trio in my humble opinion (just lineart under the cut cuz im stuck on which to post)

[rayroseu]

Hello! I'm sorry to bother you, I think your art is just drop dead gorgeous and you draw Meleanor and Malleus SO FLAWLESSLY AND ETHEREAL LIKE AKQKJDKQKSJJS 💕💕💕💕

But seriously, your art is gorgeous!! I hope I'm not sounding rude by asking if you do commissions...? (IM SORRY IF THIS QUESTION MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE)

Hello Isa 💖✨ Thank you for liking that work, it means a lot AJLKFKJFD💖✨✨ seriously, your compliment cheered me 🥹 and youre not a bother at all, im glad you asked bcs im actually thinking of opening commisions again once my school year ends (just this december lol), here is the commission sheet if you want to look around it for now (you can always message me for the slots if ur more ok with that!) thank you once again, have this little doodle😊✨💖✨