#he is a golden retriever of a man

[bougiebutchbinch]

something, something, very experienced sub!Izzy training up super inexperienced dom!Stede specifically so Stede can give switchy-but-sub-leaning (for Stede) Ed a good time

(.....we are pretending for the purpose of this fic that Izzy actually understands good BDSM etiquette and is not a self-destructive, kinky-but-incredibly-reckless little fucker who would refuse to safeword out of some messed up sense of pride)

(.......or are we. Check the reblog chain for more developed thoughts!)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dog Meshi.

[raceweek]

“Happiest Birthday Bunny Bear. Makes Me So Happy To Grow Old Together, Forever.” 😩

[haloabove]

Im such a sucker for Clark “heals in the sun” Kent and Bruce “burns in a storm” Wayne.

[magic-glasses]

Me desperately wanting andy x readers after watching alien: romulus but knowing he’s autistic + black, tumblr will favor the neurotypical white main character and treat andy like a 5 year old

[the-other-soup]

Hi!!

I LOVE how you draw Lucifer it gives off Golden Retriever vibes. (I’m a sucker for golden retriever men)

What would be your interpretation of Lucifer as a cowboy????

cowboy lucifer is doing things to my brain ty for that. yeehaw motherfucker.

[suckmyarschkarte]

fede's signing day vlog: a summary

"fantastic! amazing! i'm happy, i'm living a dream, seriously!"

[crossdressingdeath]

Y'know, people call Goldanna a bitch but if some random guy claiming to be the half-brother I thought died along with my mother during childbirth and who as far as I knew or had any reason to assume grew up in a castle being waited on hand and foot as a noble if not a prince showed up at my house where I was scraping a living as a washerwoman for me and my children and expected me to be happy to see him just because his dad fucked my mom (and in the process caused her death) I'd start throwing things at his head, so I think all in all she's being extraordinarily reasonable. I can understand Alistair being upset that she wasn't happy to see him but she doesn't know him and (supposedly) sharing genes doesn't mean she owes him love or even attention.

[blushweddinggowns]

Idea expanded, overtly adorable and protective Kas Eddie with established relationship Steddie.

Steve is obviously devastated when they find Dustin and Eddie. But he refuses to leave his body there, despite how horrifying and time-consuming it is to take his boyfriends dead body back up to the surface. And Steve just spirals, reduced to a crying mess that can barely do anything but sleep most days. And Eddie's body is sent to the morgue.

Where he wakes up at. He wakes up in a cold cabinet, horrified and confused. And what woke him up was the noise. The wet, squelching noises of his body knitting itself back together. But it's not just fixing itself. It's changing. And adding things that Eddie doesn't understand. But it fucking hurts.

And Eddie starts to freak the fuck out. He manages to kick open the cold locker he's in and he's still freaking out. Because now he realizes he's in a morgue. But he's not dead damn it. But he's different. And confused and scared and all he wants is Steve.

So he goes to him. And that's how Steve almost dies of a heart attack when a naked freezing should be dead Eddie taps on his window at three am. But he let's him in, of course he lets him in. He's so happy to see him he doesn't even question how huh maybe letting in your dead boyfriend who now has black veins, wings, a tail, and upside down looking scars is not a good idea.

But common sense doesn't matter because all Eddie does is hug him and cry. And it takes a while for both of them to calm down. But when they do Steve starts asking questions, none of which Eddie can answer. But it doesn't matter because he's here. And he's different and weird, but he's still him.

But he is different. Stronger, scarier, with teeth that can sharpen and nails that can morph into claws. And he's also more...touchy. And protective. And is glued to Steve's side, doing weird shit like smelling and licking him in random places, and nibbling on the back of his neck. And it takes Steve a minute to realize that he can freaking purr now. Not that Steve's complaining. He'd live in Eddie's lap forever if it meant he got to be with him.

Steve doesn't tell anyone at first because he's afraid someone might rightfully make the point that being in love with a maybe demon was not a good call. But the Party finds out anyway when they realize he's no longer sobbing every ten seconds. Everyone takes it well enough, even if they have to get used to Eddie involuntarily growling at them whenever they got close to Steve. But they figure it out. And now they have someone who isn't Eleven who can kill upside down monsters with ease which is a plus.

Even if he does this weird thing where he drops nearly every demon corpse he gets his hands on at Steve's feet for praise, always purring like the hybrid monster cutie he is when Steve tells him how good he is at protecting all of them and thanks him with a kiss, the bitter taste of black demon blood in Eddie's mouth be dammed.

[madforhoran]

Gale when you ask for basic vanilla human sex: you.. you sure? are you absolutely sure? I can conjure sex toys out of thin air, multiply myself to fit every hole and simultaneously fuck your brains out

[russellradio]

Oliver Stark talking about a fan encounter (2021)

[galileo-figero]

between Barbie and The Fall Guy, Ryan Gosling really has carved out his niche as The Saddest Sack Who Ever Lived Doing the Absolute Most So Pretty Lady Will Breathe in His Direction

[bruciemilf]

Anyway, Clark tugs on the silly little bat ears on Bruce's suit. That's it, that's the post

[prince-peachie]

The way it’s just fandom culture to fixate and ship two characters who show up for two seconds in a book

[a-star-that-burns-brightly]

Maybe I'm just a fruit, but whenever I'm reminded that Whit is canonically bitchless I have a mild crisis because tell me how whatever deity is out there blessed this boy with a god-like personality and an adorable face to go along with it and not one, not ONE individual has tried to put a ring on it

Pure embodied husband material this man is, I take zero criticism nor will I be open-minded to any alternatives

[shaunthesheesh]

"my child is completely fine"

Your child is busy obsessing over the older Chilean actor, who is famous for playing grumpy characters, only soft for his children. Your child doesn't know whether they need him as father or partner, just his existence comforts them.