#he thinks it's hilarious

[fleetsonourgecentral]

Now that I re-read the sonic.exe ask I have to tell you that sonic.exe is a Big simp of Sonic. Like he is high heels over him (He copy his world and form BC he is his biggest fan)

Now imagine him try to rizz Prime! Sonic or Fleetway! Sonic in front of scourge

Or the meme of "Mister steal your Girl" but with them lol

If he's trying his luck with Prime Sonic, Scourge is just wondering why. Like, who would want to date Prime? Prime is boring. Prime sucks. Prime is too much of a goody-goody. He's judging Exe's taste in men and judging it hard

If he's trying his luck with Fleetway Sonic, Scourge is laughing his ass off because he thinks it's the funniest shit in the world when people try to shoot their shot with him. He likes to stand back and watch it happen for a bit, smug in the knowledge Sonic will say no because he's already taken, and then saunter over and drape his arm over Sonic's shoulders and call him babe and kiss him either on the cheek or directly on the lips. Just because he wants to see the look on his "competition's" face (not that he considers them competition, because again, he knows Sonic is going to turn down any advances). He'd do the same to Exe, except he'd be even more smug about it because he knows Sonic hates lookalikes, and some random guy looking exactly like him approaching him to flirt with him is going to piss him off big time, and Scourge is looking forward to the fallout of that

[zealouswitchwerewolf]

The other bats find Bruce, red eyes, manic look, dark eyebags, and overall very disheveled (clearly on his 4th consecutive day of being awake) at 3 am in one of the unused rooms, deep within the manor, surrounded by random objects and frantically looking for more, mumbling something that vaguely sounds like "i know there's more, they're everywhere. How did I not notice?". They could swear they hear Duke's disembodied laughter all around them.

I chose to believe that Duke Thomas, with the utmost care, likes to hide liiiittle tiny bat-themed objects around the manor. Like a hidden mickey situation. Tiny bat symbol at the corner of a painting, taxidermy bat mixed in with a shelf of other Knick knacks, a statuette on the fireplace that looks just a little bit like the cowl at certain angles. Because hey, it’s Funny.

It takes Bruce a while to notice and he’s naturally pissed (that it took him so long, but also) that this could blow their entire operation.

Which means, naturally, that Duke will not stop, but will instead have to get more creative.

Cut to a month after Bruce has told Duke in no uncertain terms to “knock it off” where he gets cozy in bed, about to sleep for the first time in three days, when he realizes that Duke has replaced his entire bedframe. It’s an almost exact replica, almost, but carved into the intricate design, small enough to miss, is a bat symbol tucked amongst the leaves and foliage and what have you.

Cut to Bruce ransacking the manor, uncovering little bat symbols all over the damn place. Under rugs, behind paintings, imperceptible unless you are really looking.

Cut once more to Duke, half giggling half screaming, being chased from rooftop to rooftop by a very angry Batman.

[egophiliac]

did this as a quick scribble at like 1 AM last night and...immediately lost all motivation to ever clean it up. ( ᐛ ) but I had to draw my son being the fanciest little flower boy who ever threw petals down an aisle. oh my god.

[idkimtiredanddumb]

Jeremy : don’t worry :) Neil visiting was actually great :) it means 🥰🥰Jean 🥰🥰 had an alibi :) he didn’t kill Grayson :)))

Kevin:

Andrew:

Kevin (head in hands) : oh god Neil killed Grayson for Jean

Immediately. He knew immediately. Hilarious.

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[stevenrogered]

Sam Reid: I ate so many of those photos. They were made of rice paper, so they stuck to the roof of my mouth. There were a few where I just shoved the whole photo into my mouth, but that didn’t work, so I had to eat it. It was like eating a sweet cake. They were stuck to the roof of my mouth and I couldn’t keep talking.

They’re saying mean things about Louis’ photos, so he’s going, “Fuck you! You took a beautiful photograph. Don’t listen to that guy. I’ll eat it.”

Jacob Anderson: I loved it so much.

[paintedcrows]

Unintended consequence of creating my own Bill... He watches me draw now...

The Horrible Triangle in question:

[morganbritton132]

Steve notices that Robin is being kinda short and standoffish with Eddie and asks her about it. She says that Eddie Munson is a dick and should learn to be nicer to people.

Which, not cool.

Steve didn’t know that Eddie was being mean to Robin and now he’s pissed about it. No one gets to he mean to his platonic soulmate, right?

So, he calls Eddie out on it and Eddie is like ??? And Robin is also like ??? because, “What are you talking about? He’s not being mean to me.”

“Yeah,” Eddie adds. “I’m not being mean to her. Why would I be mean to Robin? I barely talk to her.”

“…then why’d you say he was being mean to you?” Steve asks Robin genuinely confused. “You said he was a dick and treated you badly.”

“I wasn’t talking about me!”

“Well…good?”

“I was talking about you!”

“What?” Steve says at the same time Eddie says, “What?”

“He’s a dick to you,” Robin points out. “He’s dismissive and rude to you. He calls you names all the time.”

“Oh…” Steve says and then turns to Eddie like, “Why are you being mean to me?”

First and foremost, there’s a lot to be said about Steve not realizing someone was being mean to him. Eddie could talk about that but instead, he says, “I wasn’t being mean.”

He was flirting.

[technically-human]

An honor

[emotional-piece-of-meat]

Tim & Damian: *do the siblings bounding aka fights with their feet while minding their own business*

Bruce, randomly entering the room: Did you two do the thing I told you to do?

Tim, having no idea what they needed to do: pff, obviously.

Damian, also having no idea what they needed to do: we wouldn't let you down, father.

Bruce: good.

Bruce: *stands like a dad in complete silence for a while and then leaves them panicking about the task they forgot about*

Literally in the next room.

Dick, hanging from the chandelier: why don't you ever clarify their task?

Jason, suspiciously peacefully reading in the corner: yeah, just remind them what they need to do.

Bruce, with his fucked up sense of humour: Oh, they didn't have any task, I'm just messing with them.

Dick, having flashbacks of how he and Jason were losing their shit every single time, trying to remember what they need to do: that's... Pure evil...

Jason, remembering that one time he almost cried because he thought he was a failure and Bruce was going to disown him: YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Local idiot absolutely destroys his twin brother

⚠️ Do not try this at home❗️⁉️

[illustraice]

someone save alphonse elric and may chang from a very long suffering year

[ghouljams]

tryna have shower sex but it turns into just scrubbing the hell out of ghost

He is big and does not care about washing up. The man rots in his sweat after PT, he runs drills and goes straight to briefing with his shirt sweat stuck to his chest. He's gross. He does not care. He washes his mask because he has to smell that thing but otherwise it's everyone else's problem. Soap and Gaz will drag him into the showers and hose him down like a dog that rolled in shit. He would rather take a whore's bath in the sink than be naked around anyone else and even after he gets his own bathroom he doesn't care to walk past the mirror.

There is no shower sex, there is only holding Ghost under the downpour and scrubbing his skin raw trying to get all the grime off of him. He will sit there like a petulant child and let you wash his hair (oh my god you're blond, how- *gag* how dirty was your hair?) and only grab the washcloth from you when you go for his dick. He can wash up downstairs just fine, even if you narrow your eyes at him like you're not sure about that.

[beskarfrog]

I think I'd need to retake the flash-training module on humanoid biology.

[mobius-m-mobius]

#he's actually a comedian

HUGH JACKMAN as LOGAN HOWLETT // WOLVERINE

[satsuha]

themis 2019