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pirate-kitties · 1 year

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I think everybody needs to see this hilarious little thing that was posted to the official Puss in Boots tiktok. It's a parody of that one Old Spice commercial.

#A little ironic since Puss canonically is pulled over by the Knights in Shrek 2 for possession of catnip #He is the man on catnip 😩#puss #puss in boots #pibtlw #my posts™

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catgirl-catboy · 1 year

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I'm taking away the word empathy from the NTs until they discover it isn't a synonym for "giving a shit about people"

#low empathy #actuallyautistic #theres overlap between other conditions but thats why I struggle with empathy #and am not pleased to check most popular and see the “local man discovers what empathy” meme #ironically he did not

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stxar-pvnk · 3 months

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Sassy Peter is a MENACE.

not only is he a menace he's also a spitting image of Tony when he was younger.

No.

Not his playboy days, or his snarky remark days.

The days where Tony would ramble on like the nerdy scientist he is.

So that's why, when rhodey comes back, seeing a nerdy little kid with curly brown hair that strikingly resembled tonys, He didn't question it.

He simply patted Peter on the back and went to go grab Tony to interrogate the poor man on why he kept his nephew from him.

#uncle rhodey we love him #spiderman #tony stark #peter parker #irondad and spider son #iron man #mcu marvel avengers #irondad and spiderson #rhodey #he misinterpreted peter and tony as son and father!!#or did he?

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tea-cat-arts · 29 days

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Shen Yuan getting transported into pidw isn't "the system punishing him for being a lazy internet hater," but instead representative of "step 1 of the creative process: getting so mad at something you decide to go write your own fucking book" in this essay I will

#svsss #scum villian self saving system #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #the fact that people think scum villain #-a series that examines and criticizes common tropes in fiction-#is somehow against criticism or being a little hater is wild to me #especially since shen qingqiu never gets punished for being a hater #heck- he's still a little hater by the end of the series #he mostly gets punished for treating life like a play and like he and the people around him are characters #(or in other words- he suffers for denying his own wants and emotions and his own sense of empathy)#I think some of y'all underestimate how much writing/art is inspired by creaters being little haters #like example off the top of my head-#the author of Iron Widow has been pretty vocal about the book being inspired by their hatred of Darling in the Franxx #I think my interpretation of Shen Yuan's transmigration is also supported by the fact that this series is an examines writing processes #side note- though i understand why people say Shen Yuan is lazy and think its a valid take it still doesnt sit right with me #i am probably biased because my own experiences with chronic pain and depression and isolation #but ya- i dont think Shen Yuan is lazy so much as he is deeply lonely and feels purposeless after denying parts of himself for 20ish years #like yall remember the online fandom boom from covid right?#being stuck completely alone in bed while feeling like shit for 20 days straight does shit to your brain #the fact that no one came to check on him + he wasn't exactly upset about leaving anyone behind supports the isolation interpretation too #+in the skinner demon arc he describes his life of being a faker/inability to stop being a faker now that he's Shen Qingqiu #as “so bland he's tempted to throw salt on himself” and “all he could do is lay around and wait for death” (<-paraphrasing)#bro wants to be doing stuff but is stuck in paralysis from repeatedly following scrips made by other people #another point on “Shen Yuan isn’t lazy” is just the sheer amount of studying that man does #also he did graduate college- how lazy can he really be #he doesnt know what hes doing but he at least tries to actively train his students #and he actually works on improving his own cultivation + spends quite a bit of time preping the mushroom body thing #+he's experiencing bouts of debilitating chronic pain throughout all this #but ya tldr: Shen Yuan's transmigration is an encouragement to write and not a punishment and also i dont think its fair to call him lazy

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xenocorner · 6 months

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FINALLY I got around to finishing the Tony sheet I started back in June :') The last two expressions sat gathering dust for 6 damn months lmao

#I loved drawing this man's silly expressions #Look at him #Sassy silly bitch #Also his doe eyes when he smiles #WEAK #orz #tony stark #marvel #iron man #tony stark fanart #iron man fanart #marvel fanart

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soliloquent-stark · 27 days

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tony being tony: a journey through ten films.

happy 54th birthday, mister stark! 💗✨

#he's cutiepie might i add #gifs by soliloquent #my colouring #tony my beloved #tony stark #tony stark gif #iron man #iron man gif #avengers #mcu #mcu gif #marvel #robert downey jr #rdj #rdj gif

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kayvsdoodles · 1 month

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fancy boy for warmup

#when nothing cheers me up an old timey iron man will always do the trick. he's friend shaped he's perfect :-)

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irondad3000 · 6 months

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Peter: mr. stark can you do me a favor

tony: i'd literally die for you but go on

#and he did #tony stark #peter parker #mcu #marvel #irondad #iron man #irondad and spiderson #iron dad #spiderman #spider man

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musicanixety · 1 month

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principal: I'm calling your father

peter, in trouble: what father I don't have a father!

peter: in fact my father is dead!

principal:

peter:

principal, now concerned: then who the hell-

#It's tony #but he forgot to tell peter #so peter's actually confused about it #iron dad and spider son #does it count if the spider son in question doesn't know he's a spider son #ao3 #iron dad #iron man #tony stark #spider son #spiderman #spider man #peter parker

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iaminevitable012 · 2 months

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Peter: *crying*

Tony: *distressed father mode activated* WHAT'S WRONG??1!?!?1?!?!?1?1?1

Peter: I HAD A DREAM WHERE I HAD A PET ECHIDNA NAMED PLATYPUS AND IT DIED!!!!

Tony: why do I even bother

#marvel #mcu #spider man #spiderman #iron man #irondad and spiderson #peter parker #ironman #he's totally a tired dad #like he has four kids #a little kid that he loves 3000 #a spider #a random tennessee kid #and a scary blue cyborg #honestly

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kyuyua · 10 months

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Nerds nerding

#missing scene #stephen calls tony ‘dr stark’ change my mind #he’s gotta have so many doctorates are you kidding me #they could bond over neurally-linked prosthetics just as all the fics proclaim #cloak and dum-e are sentient buddies #marvel cinematic universe #marvel #mcu #doctor strange #stephen strange #iron man #tony stark #ironstrange

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ir0npvrker · 3 months

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tony: i wanna sleep for 50 hours

rhodey: you know that’s called a coma, right?

tony:

tony: that sounds so refreshing, i could go for a light coma right now

#source: tumblr #he’s so me #(sleep deprived)#rhodeytony #tony stark #iron man #james rhodes #war machine #avengers #marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect quotes

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lilbitofmac · 6 months

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Happy New Year, everyone!! ✨🥂✨

#tony stark #iron man #mcu #marvel #my art #I saw a clip of him in this dumb hat and his bushy sideburns and went ‘yes’ LMAO #he was such a mean girl during this scene I love him

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stxar-pvnk · 1 month

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Tony arguing with Peter

Tony: I told you to stay put! What did you do? Not stay put!

Peter: I had to save those lives Mr stark! They were in danger! A building was falling on them!

Tony: that doesn't mean you fling yourself under said building nearly crushing your body! You could've died!

Steve: son, if I may just add-

Peter and tony: STAY OUT OF THIS STAR SPANGLED MAN!

Steve: woah.

#tony stark #spiderman #peter parker #iron man #mcu marvel avengers #irondad and spider son #irondad and spiderson #irondad things #irondad #iron dad #steven grant rogers #peter doesnt like getting yelled at but no way in HELL is he getting parented by anyone else

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ircn-dad · 11 months

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Since Marvel decided to broke us all with Rhodey's story, I decided to ruin myself -and every single person who's reading this- even more.

Rhodey looked at the sky to see if Tony, with the Iron Man suit, was up there and if he was coming for him.

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batarangsoundsdumb · 2 years

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in my head bruce is faster than the kids and it pisses them off so much. they're in their prime and this 40 y/o guy who sleeps like two hours a night and puts protein shakes in his coffee and calls that breakfast can outrun them

#i imagine dick used to run track as a teen and he'd be ahead of the group and then you have bruce casually jogging along with a camera #at the gotham 10k they drug test him #bruce is the kind of guy to run an iron man #he has all the characteristics; insane #im at an iron man event rn and all these ppl should get help actually. they voluntarily swim 4 km #and then they bike 180 km #and THEN they do a full marathon #these bitches spend like 12 hours straight up doing that #and then they get a t-shirt and go home??? like girlllll #bruce wayne #batman #batfam

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