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incorrect-snkquotes · 2 years

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Billy: Being chaotic doesn't mean you don't care about people. It means you don't care about the law. And the police aren't people.

#incorrect quotes #billy kane #source: original #mod kyo #was helping the in-laws make characters for an upcoming dnd campaign #hence this quote #queue

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anxioussailorsoldier · 1 year

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zelda: “no, but...I would also like this notarised”

the totk situation is a textbook case of royal marriage for appearances so that the gay zoras can be with their blonde hylians, and you can't tell me otherwise

the blond barbarian man is leeroy, a beefier and more himbo reincarnation of link. still waiting to see him in-game

#totk #totk spoilers #spoilers #zelda #loz #comic #leeroy #yona #sidlink #background tho #I understand that nintendo has made a decision but given that its a stupid decision i've elected to ignore it #I reject your reality and substitute my own #that firefly quote re yona “we always hoped you two kids would get together ... who is she?”#seriously sidon calls her his older sister fkdsjghssdf THATS NOT MARRIAGE MATERIAL #Leeroy still has a korok in his hair hence the sparkles #he changed out of the fierce deity armour for one night #short skirt and gladiator shoes and one tit out #perfect

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claraoswalds · 3 months

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#mrs flood who are you: time lord edition

#dwedit #doctor who #mrs flood #fifteenth doctor #the master #jacobi!master #tenth doctor #jack harkness #martha jones #twelfth doctor #ninth doctor #*#okay here is my argument: mrs flood IS a time lord but her presence here has nothing to do with the doctor #instead she's here because of ruby. she's seemingly part of/related to the pantheon of discord & we know that ruby is connected to them too #so i think that she was deliberately placed as ruby's neighbor by the pantheon/oldest one/ruby's mom/? in order to watch over her #it also explains why she was there to check on ruby in 1.04. once she realizes she's on the phone w carla she says 'nothing to do with me'#and she leaves. which implies that it COULD have had something to do with her. if it had been something else going on #ANYWAY. to get to the time lordness of it all. rn i personally believe that she's a time lord that's been hiding on earth for 50+ years #bc i don't think she recognized the police box as a tardis initially. that first quote should be taken at face value.#instead picture this: she's watching over ruby as per usual. a police box is there - weird but nbd. then it dematerializes in front of her.#she drops her groceries. she's shocked. she kinda looks scared. if she already knew it was a tardis why would she react like that?#so imo she knows OF tardises. she DIDN'T know the police box was one. and she's worried the time lords have found her hence the fear.#but when nothing happens and nobody comes at her she realizes she's still safe #later when she sees the doctor she realizes the tardis is his/he must be a time lord. he doesn't identify her but that's happened before #so then when she asks him who he is i think what she's actually asking for is his title. WHICH time lord are you.#bc lbr if she knows abt tardises then she knows about time lords and if she knows abt time lords she knows what it means for ruby #to be joining him - and that's why she wishes ruby good luck. meanwhile this is clearly the outcome she WANTS (them to be together)#bc she gets visibly upset when the doctor seems to decide to leave without ruby.#and for once i'm not master clowning bc the list of names the doctor gives out is VERY interesting. some of them we've never heard before:#the bishop; the conquistador; later he adds the pedant and sagi-shi and reiterates the bishop AGAIN. so i wonder if she's the bishop.....

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indybob · 3 months

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A text post/meme inspired by a scene from my Top Gun exchange fic that is in the works:

Jake, talking to Javy: I can’t ask Natasha to be my fake boyfriend, because she’s a woman, and she’s dating Bob. So I can’t ask Bob either. Mickey and Reuben are dating each other so they’re off the list, too. And my family would never believe I’m dating you since we’re basically brothers. That only leaves…Oh, God. Bradley?!

Javy, who knows damn good and well that his best friend is crushing on the mustached pilot:

#this was the exact face that came to mind like 10 minutes ago when i was working on this fic #hence the meme #hangster #sereshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #top gun maverick #hangster fanfiction #my writing #incorrect top gun maverick quotes #my fanfic writing

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so-very-small · 4 months

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“if i post nsfw/weird/scary/whatever gt then i get people lecturing me about it”

1) its your blog, not theirs

2) its your content, not theirs

3) i made all of us this handy image for if anyone ever tells you “stop making what you enjoy making”

#and remember kids: it is ALWAYS okay to block someone 💖#i havent had to in a while ppl have been chill lately #however. im aware i have a very curated experience. and that the horrors still exist out there #hence the image. i love this bdg quote. absolute king of boundaries

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dingus-on-stardust · 1 year

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“People think the Nether is where hell is, but hell is a fucking beach”

dedicated to everyone who tore up a beach to find the goddamn treasure chest.

#Minecraft #drawing #art #ink #digital art #procreate #title credits to my best friend #lmao #we spent so long on an old server #just trying to find the damn treasure chest #hence the quote #hell is a fucking beach #inktober #inktober 2023 #day 5 #map

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breadandblankets · 7 months

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Duke, picking shards out of his hair: why is it that people seem to aim right for the helmet

Jason, mooching: I know right? like it didn't go well for the last ten guys why would it go well for you? anyway did you at least have a mask underneath?

Duke: no i didn't have a mask underneath, i Have shadow powers, the fact that you have one is dumb as hell, how do any of you see shit in those

Jason, rifling through the Hatch's pantry: practice

Duke: you wear a domino under a face covering mask with the tiniest little eye holes imaginable, its a miracle you don't shoot like a stormtrooper

Jason: hey its harder to shoot with a concussion ill tell you that

Duke: ya know what, fair, did i get all of it?

Jason, looking up from mauling a box of pocky: yeah looks good

#duke thomas #jason todd #idk what this is #i just like writing dialog but not everything else #hence: quote posts #batfam #bread talk #osha brothers #i am claiming that as their bro tag #they r the only ones with helmets lmao #(yes current batwing and ghost-maker also have helmets however)

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raayllum · 12 days

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