#hera makes memes

[brochacho]

[oftenlyshitposting]

*ezra and sabine sibling-arguing heatedly*

shin: ...what's going on?

ahsoka: entertainment

hera: more like repeated history, i say

shin: what? what do you mean?

jacen: they're doing the 2nd mandalorian-jedi war

ezra & sabine: ENOUGH OF THAT JOKE

shin: you're right, 'soka, it is entertainment

[kyuremking]

I like to make memes. So here are ideas for my Break the thread that maybe I'll write someday

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[pennysucks]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY INCEST FICS WITH GREEK MYTHOLOGY??????

I mean, I know why but

COME ONE, THERE ARE 12 OLYMPIANS FOR GODS SHAKE AND THEY'RE ALL FAMILY, WHY ISN'T ANYONE WRITING A FAMILY FIC????(not with good parents, cuz Zeus sucks objectively, but with the sibling gods bonding like come on)

I was planing on writing one myself but it's not exactly based on that, I have a whole ass story in mind that I want to develop 💀

E well I might put sibling shenanigans as a B plot 👻

Btw I have a very scrappy draft of that fic, if anyone wants to see it lemme know cuz I don't have the courage to post it on my own😜

[not0a0mundane]

reached the "Sabine training with the darksaber" episode

have a meme with no context for that

(My discord group had to see my rant about it)

Edit: THIS DOES NOT COUNT FOR MASTER MACE WINDU OR MASTER YODA (Local theater grandpa and local weed grandpa respectively)

[clonerightsagenda]

Was reminded of this post yesterday and felt I should clarify that it is entirely from a human perspective and Hera would probably be annoyed if she found out. She's not a human four year old! That's patronizing!!

Now she is also projecting onto their relationship, she's just projecting over 'we're unwanted fuckups who were thrown away to fail and die, but they'll see, they'll all see!!!' instead.

Ironically post-amnesia Doug is more likely to go 'same hat' re: not fitting in on Earth, having a hole in your head, and people wanting to change your memories. Can't project your daughter onto someone if you don't remember having a daughter! I doubt this makes her feel better.

[minutiaewriter]

Aome Yusef's first spoken words

my day has been made

[lunasaysmoneyisbest]

Shazam x PJO

I wanna make a Shazam x Percy Jackson crossover where basically Billy as the Gods champion + living in DCU

so is super chill as he arrives in PJO world

Zeus absolutey adores his champion as his sponsers do.

Billy is basically BAMF because Hera and the other gods who do no know Billy are like that one meme

Daddy?

uhh...Okay!

Billy is there's now and the Demigods are very confused on why everyone is being so respectful\

I really just want this fanfic to be Billy BAMF and chill

and Demigods confused and jealous

[unhinged-waterlilly]

Why would you be scared of me?

Ooc Intro

My name's Lilly Darhk. I'm a daughter of Poseidon, adopted daughter of Odysseus, Penelope, and Hector anddddd Legacy of Styx(just don't ask). I'm a ✧female✧.My pronouns are she/her, fuck if I know my sexuality. I'm currently possessed by Nyx, Scylla, Styx, and Hera(how am I alive? We'll never know). A Champion of Athena(my dad's proud of me for thattt) and Achilles.

Reside in Itacha now! I used to live at Camp Half-blood though. I still go to Camp pretty often. Usually I train the newbies. More often, I just kick them down on their ass.

Keep the hellhounds away from me, or I swear to Hades, I will kill them. Sorry, the only hellhound I'm okay with is Mrs. O'Leary and I prefer staying away from her too.

Currently on a self appointed quest of getting as many bows from as many gods as I can so if you're a god or if you know a god who can give me a bow tell me please- gimmeeee.

My fatal flaw? I've been told it's my pride. I can't imagine why.

For weapons, I got two bracelets. Ones for my daggers, the other for my bows. There's a full quiver on there, too. Just flick, and there in my hand. Pretty neat.

My kill count? Monsters or mortals? Do you really want to know? Next is death count. Haven't died yet miraculously. How many times I've almost died is a whole other thing.

Key:

Nyx(purple, bold) Scylla(blue,bold) Styx(red,italic) Hera(orange,italic)

Lilly(normal)

Face Claim:

Something about @/demigod-jack-hearth...

Something about me...

The peeps I knoww:

They, like, possess me: @primordialgoddessofnight , @werelonelydemonsfromhell , @heraaaaaaaa

Champions of: @achilles-the-greatest

My bio dad: @that-little-fucking-shit

Dad, who adopted me: @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost

Another version of the dad that adopted me that I don't like as much: @odysseus-reigning-king-of-ithaca

Other dad who looked at me and was like 'That one' (he regrets it every day): @paris-you-idiot

My mom, who was completely okay with ody adopting me and didn't question it at all(which i still find kinda weird): @penelope-is-waiting

My sister from Poseidon: @daonedaonlyskh

My other sister from Odysseus: @reigningprincesstofithaca

My psychotic adoptive brother: @reigningprinceofithaca

Other version of my brother, less insane more sad: @telemachus-of-ithaca

Other other version of my brother, but he's 12 and adorable! (And if anyone hurts him... you better hope you die before I get to you) @telemachus-is-lost

Other other other versions of my brother are 10 noww: @young-telemachus

Other other other other version of my brother and he has horrid taste in men: @the-prince-telemachus

Other other other other other version of my brother who thinks he's Shakespeare or that arrow Apollo dealt with: @ithacas-prince

Other other other other other other version of my brother except Poseidon took him or something: @taken-by-the-seas

Other other other other other other other version of my brother who..wait that isn't right... Not traumatised???? I don't know how this is possible: @youre-fatherless-im-not-hehe

Other other other other other other other other version of my brother who's 15 and just...i don't know how to feel about him if I had to kill a Tele I'd probably kill him: @another-telemachus-wont-hurt

My brother from Poseidon, who's an idiot: @forbiddensonoftheseagod

My cyclops brother, very tall, very blind and does not know what small talk is: @my-baseballs-are-humans

Ma boyfriend, who's very awesome, and if anyone hurts him, I will make sure you die a very slow death. :D @madson-of-hermes-notluke

My boyfriend's half sister(who's also my friend ig): @hispanic-child-of-hermes

Richbitches4lifeee: @if-chaos-was-a-boy

Nyx possesses this dude, too. Oh, and there's also his husband: @idontloveanybodythatsmypower

Some dude who sent me a meme to be my friend and then wrote me a song: @clown-energy-skyrocketing

Fellow Luke defender😌 @childofthewargod

There's more people I know-

Cool art of meh :3

Stuff about Lilly... (1)

Moodboard...

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No NSFW. DNI if you're zionist, transphobic, homophobic, racist, sexist, a nazi, xenophobic, or otherwise

[bugbear55]

telemachus but it's that stupid meme thats like "no! holding it in doesn't do anything!"

okay

dream blunt rotation:

hermes, polites, ody, hera, circe

hermes would be funny asf, polites would get really deep, ody would traumadump, hera would do some light tricks play music and circe would spike the blunt

kind of a hot take but athena would trip balls and start tweaking. telemachus would cry

penelope is already a stoner but shes not in the rotation bc her and ody would start making out

[brochacho]

[magicandmundane]

So @twinsunstars and I were talking about this yesterday, and our girl Omega would do numbers on the galaxy’s social media platforms, so here’s a few headcanons on how that scenario would play out:

She has the equivalent of a tumblr blog making daily shitposts roasting the Empire into oblivion

She has a twitter account where she blasts them and advertises for the Rebellion with well crafted arguments

Said twitter account also frequently posts memes to further roast the Empire

Her TikTok is her in a clone trooper helmet (anonymity to keep her brothers safe, she wants the Empire thinking they’re all dead) defending clones and talking more about why the Empire sucks

And last but not least (this isn’t quite social media, but it lives in my head rent free): Omega has a radio show a la Potterwatch in The Deathly Hallows called What the Empire Doesn’t Tell You with Havoc 5 (working title, let me know if you think of something better). It’s a sort of news outlet on a secure comm channel with a changing password or whatever. She brings in guest speakers all the time and it’s just talking about the unseen atrocities and what the Rebellion is doing to fight back and inspire hope. (The rebels on Lothal come up a lot.) Lots of clones come on the show with her, even Hunter, Wrecker, and Crosshair make the occasional appearance, and talk about their experiences. Hera is a frequent guest. Mon Mothma even went on the show once. The list goes on.

BONUS: The Empire has a whole ass tech division for the sole purpose of shutting down this mysterious ‘Havoc 5’. It’s honestly comedic how big this division gets because they keep failing lol. They can’t delete her accounts, they can’t track down the source of the activity, they can’t get on the radio show’s comm channel, etc. Why? Because Omega is a fucking menace who out smarts them at every turn seeing as Tech taught her everything he knew.

Feel free to add on to this!

[mossy-rainfrog]

[ID: A digital illustration of many different characters and symbols from Star Wars Rebels season 2, surrounded and connected by designs from various Lothal cave paintings. 

From left to right, and top to bottom: A small snail from Atollon, peering out from its shell. Next, Ezra Bridger with his arms crossed, rolling his eyes as he says “I’m literally neurodivergent and a minor but ok ://“. A drawing of Ezra’s repainted imperial cadet helmet. Garazeb Orrelios, looking to the side with his teeth bared and his ear flicking up to listen, with an arrow pointing to his ears and saying “ears!!”. Ezra, with his saber ignited, grinning and looking over his shoulder as he runs, yelling “let’s go loth cats” in all caps.

The next section shows Kanan Jarrus and Hera Syndulla kissing, with her hand tipping up his chin, and him blushing with many hearts floating around them. A brown spotted loth cat laying down in a loaf position, with one leg sticking out, captioned “leggy”. Sabine Wren takes her helmet off and scowls harshly, saying “cringe” in all caps. Hera sits in the cockpit of a fighter with a smile, captioned: “[screamo playing over cockpit radio]”.

The next section shows Sabine and Zeb lounging together, with peaceful smiles on their faces as they simultaneously daydream the words “violence murder killing arson biting”. Chopper stands in the center of the entire piece and extends one arm as he says “fuck!”. A Lothal cave painting with a Loth Wolf and a rider, staring to the side. The glowing meteorite stone is visible to the right.

The last section shows the fulcrum symbol glowing gray. Kanan and Ezra mimic the copycat meme from Into The Spider-Verse, with Kanan deep in thought, a hand on his chin, and Ezra watching him with wide eyes, a hand on his own chin. Ahsoka Tano is drawn buffer than her canon appearance, and has her lightsabers ignited as she reaches out her right hand to something unseen, her expression a deep scowl. Sabine, with her helmet on, jumping into the air with a basketball labeled “Ezra” as she dunks it into a net labeled “brother zone”. The piece is dated January 2023, and the artist’s signature is visible under one of the pieces.

The next three images are zoomed in on various sections of the piece. End ID.]

ok the ID for this is already long enough, but I've been rewatching the comfort show of All Time (SWR) and I ended up having so many silly art ideas that I put them all in one piece. I had an INCREDIBLE amount of fun with it, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did making it :D I miss my space family ;~;

[nexxocatt]

THUNDER SAGA & WISDOM SAGA RANTS!!

Genuinely how can I live my life normally after this. Like,, HOW.

Anyway,,,

MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

TWs/CWs: swearing, mentions of violence and death ig. If you're uncomfortable click off any time!

And without further ado, let's gooo!!

THUNDER SAGA

- Gosh, 'Suffering' is maybe probably most definitely my second fav song (after 'Thunder Bringer' ofc) in this saga. It's just so GOOD UGHH!!! I'm utterly OBSESSED with whoever voices Penelope/Siren Penelope cause they just sound ETHEREAL. Also the amount of memes with the "You know I'm too shy" is astounding. Def my fav part of the song.

- I hc that Ody, in 'Different Beast', when he said "You are no wife of mine!" that he pulled an "erm, actually-" and basically: "Nah cuz you got a few details ab my wife wrong, homie. You see, her ponytail's tips actually reach 3.5 cm lower than that, plus you got the shade of her eye color wrong. And gods she'd never wear that tunic without matching earrings!" Homie's obsessed lmao.

- Oh. My. God. KJ. KJ! THE ABSOLUTE QUEEN GAHH!!! The fucking growl Scylla had on "Give up your honor and wraith!" Made me literally almost fall over. I had a ton of fun just dancing to KJ's vocals. My GOD that's beautiful💯💯

- Tell me y'all can hear the absolute desperation in Eury's voice at the start😭 bro does NOT wanna believe his home bro Ody just gave up six men's lives like that. Also not Jay bringing back the "This is the home of the wind god" bullshit like pls I cried enough at 'Monster'😭😭 And not Eury turning Ody's words around by saying "I'M JUST A MAN!" then stabbing a cow, like HOMIE. WHY.

- Here comes Zeus the party crasher everyone! Yippee! But no, seriously, I've had 'Thunder Bringer' stuck in my head for a while cuz my boy Luke Holt's vocals be giving me shivers. Imma cry cause the absolute pain and crack in Ody's voice when he says "I know..." like,, 😭😭 Also the animatics where the crew just attacks Ody and the dude just accepts his fate are CRIMINAL. Ain't nobody asking me to cry today bro🙏🙏

WISDOM SAGA

- Gotta be my fav saga yet. The "Watchu gonna do about it, champ?" line was delivered PERFECTLY🙌🙌 Ayron is the absolute Top G. Also Miguel's voice for Telemachus is just UGHH SO GOOD!!! Also Tele be like: "STAY BEHIND ME MOM I'LL PROTECT YOU!!🤺🤺🤺"

- Let's fucking go Athena is back on track, baby! Literally LOVE both hers and Antinuos' vocals. They were ON. TOP. I couldn't help but giggle at Tele's "Woah,, that is so sick!!" Like he's my baby boy I love him smmmm!!!

- I ain't got no shit on Athena no more. Home girl's just guilty frfr. "You're a good kid." "Thanks!" AHHHH THEM>>> Anyway, great song. I love Athena now. I don't hold no grudge against her anymore, no siree. She my homie now💪💪

- WANGUI. THE LEGEND FRFR. They could never make me like Calypso but Barbara served. I listened to 'Love In Paradise' on my headphones and did not expect to hear Polites' voice in my left ear and Eury's in my right😭😭 The time-dive was LEGENDARY (haha.) and Ody's screams then him just yelling "ATHENA!!" cause he doesn't have anyone else to call for help was heartbreaking 💔

- Ahhh the fact that Jorge got his dad to voice Hephaestus is so cute <33 And Mr. PAM-PAM was right. Luke Holt's BEASTMODE ZEUS IS PHENOMENAL. I adored the transition between 'Warrior Of The Mind' and 'Legenday' after Zeus supposedly struck Athena down, which were – by the looks of the animatic shown in the livestream – the memories that got the goddess determined to stand back up💪💪 The way Ares' voice almost broke when he asked "Is she dead..?" broke me like😭😭 And whoever voices Hera is an absolute legend how the fuck is your voice that HEAVENLY😳

Also pls let the 'Silly Saga' be a thing, I had all the vids from Jorge's Disney Princess Era plus the Jimmy Neutron specials stuck inside my head non-stop for daysss🙏

Ooh and if we're lucky (and Jorge wants to ofc) maybe we'll get an album with cut songs! That would be amazing!! No pressure for the team tho, whatever they choose will be respected by everyone!

Also guys dw Athena's not dead, goddesses can't die you silly geese🙃 She's just injured n I'm absolutely sure we'll hear more of her in the upcoming Sagas! ^^

That's all for now! Take care y'all!! Stream the Wisdom Saga NYEOW👿👺!!!!

[skzhera]

Hera and Her boys.

An Award show incident.

Everyone knows, Hera is not the biggest fan of skirts or dresses and strays as far as possible. She usually prefers to stick to her usual style of pants/ trousers/ oversized or baggy fits. No matter what. And the stylists seem to cooperate with her on this. But once, for an award show, the stylist wanted to switch things up a bit and gave her a dress. It was quite perfect for her aesthetic just not something she is used to or comfortable wearing. Just as they got changed into it, she stepped out of the room whining and hating on it. The members picked up on her distaste and asked the stylist to change, but it was too late.

While at the show, on the red carpet, she could be seen being quite, straying in the background, taking cautious steps, having to cover her chest with her hand, constantly tugging the incredibly short hem of the dress. The boys seemed concerned and irritated as well. While getting out of the car, they helped her out by covering her up with blankets. At the show, when seated, they ensured she got a blanket to cover herself, but at times the camera did manage to catch a distressed look on their faces, including Heras'. Being professionals, they tried to pull through this one evening, and never let this happen again. Once the performances began, Hera got a lot more comfortable, with the blanket covering most of her. It was Mamamoo, the idol group's, turn and the group began engaging with the crowd and other idols sitting on the couches, mid performance. Knowing each of them as fierce powerful women of the industry, Hera was overjoyed for their performance. Dancing and jumping around in her seat, along with Han, Changbin and Hyunjin. Little did she know, Hwasa would make her way straight to their table and dance with each member for a couple of seconds, until she reaches Hera. That's when she takes her hand, and tugs her towards the stage. Shocked at first, Hera hesitated a great bit. She just could not go. but her mind did not let her overthink. She got up as soon as Hwasa held her hand, following her to the stage with the rest of the girl group members. Knowing how happy and overjoyed Hera would be, not really thinking about what could possibly go wrong, the second she got up from her seat, all her members rose in panic. Bangchan, hesitantly pointing across the table, trying not to humiliate but still ask her not to go on the stage with her. Lee know in sheer panic, glancing in Changbin's direction. The rest just enjoying the moment the idol has graced their table and encouraging Hera to go. Meanwhile, Changbin rose in panic as well, but quickly within seconds, took out his jacket, and with Lee know's help tied it around her waist in a couple of seconds. The scene made it into the news, the Instagram posts, memes and a subject for laughter for a good while. The scene of Lee know and Changbin panic running behind Hera, tying a jacket to her waist, as she has pure glee on her face for being able to dance with The Mamamoo!

Hera's Masterlist!

[clonerightsagenda]

I spiritually @'ed all of Podcast Girls Week's followers so I am participating in this poll meme:

Make a poll of your favorite female characters (no limits – as many or as little as you want) and see which your followers like the most

To avoid recency bias I am only including female characters I have carried in my heart for several years. Also to prevent a podcast poll takeover, women from the same podcast are running as a slate.

I thought polls only let you have 10 options but it let me add an 11th and I got scared of how long it would let me make this post so I'm calling it.