#high on caffeine <3

[misschanadlerbong]

You know a coffee is good when you’ll do literally anything to take THAT first sip again, isn’t it? @aakarshspeaks @tiensmamains ?

[noturbutchboy]

Am I on Tumblr because I am horny or am I horny because I m on Tumblr

[uziraphale]

All this wine is fine by me, but why not have a cup of tea, @bil-daddy?

"A spicy blend for this odd, fiery demon, with some currant for the wine he so enjoyed and apple* for the temptation he so happily performed."

*I don't want to be petty, but wasn't the temptation rather ox ribbed?

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"A blend to pair with Bildad the Shuhite blend - not Job's usual angel :) A mostly sweet and creamy tea, with some tartness from the grapefruit as this angel begins to really understand that he cannot continue following Heaven's every word."

[saltyspittoon]

Donatello Hamato, Local Caffeine Fiend

you cant tell me this boy doesnt have at least a bit of a coffee problem

[urjover]

nureyev gets a notification on his comms. it’s a snap from babygirl (crown emoji with a <3 next to it- it’s Juno). he opens it, hesitant. it’s a selfie with Rita in the foreground and Juno in the Ruby7’s driver’s seat next to her. they both have clickbait type shocked faces and Juno is pointing out of the window. The caption reads “girl help we are literally in the vOid”. nureyev stares, blinks, stares, then tilts his phone up and takes a picture of the sky. his captions reads “sorry queen”, and he sends it. shortly after, he sees that babygirl 👑 <3 is typing. he panics, then throws his comms into traffic, where it’s run over by an 18-wheeler.

[astranauticus]

rolling with difficulty as my uni struggle tweets

bonus: this one didnt fit any particular character it's just. really funny

[ca-cupid]

so with the upcoming (official) release of g3 of monster high can we please not criticize people for using she/her for frankie

g1 and g2 frankie still uses she/her

people will most likely be referring to older frankie who was never nonbinary, this was just a headcanon

All the different gens have different canons to them so depending on what gen you are referring to frankie uses she and they pronouns

Some older fans who don’t keep up may not even know about frankie using they/them pronouns in g3

[taexual]

im getting real tired of oc acting like she has everything under control and is this amazing manger when all she does is order people around and can’t be serious when it comes to confrontations. i mean she yells and questions others for their behavior but they have to draw the line when it comes to her? that’s hypocritical. her saying that she was hiding behind the bet and only bc she was scared of jungkook‘s feelings being real is and was obvious from the very beginning but she also lied to herself again i mean let’s wake it up right?

how come YOU work with your ex boyfriend that is in a band that YOU are the manager of and allow YOURSELF to work with when YOU act like YOU don’t care about him, while YOU also try to control him for petty sht that has mostly to 65% nothing to do with the work environment. she always wants others to give her time and let her get her thoughts right before she has to talk but others for example jungkook has always an ultimatum like what is wrong with her and her entire mental health atp? im on jungkooks side with, that yes i as a reader am tired too if her acting like she doesn’t want to be with him when that’s all she wants but she‘s selfish (in my opinion no shade) bc she wants to see him beg a little more to avoid a) the confrontation about their fucked up relationship that happened from both sides and b) bc it makes her feel worthy of something again bc he didn’t care about her enough in those 4 years he was with others right? then yeah i wouldn’t give my time and energy to get that kind of person back and not bc jungkook wants to be better for her he needs to be better for himself and her never giving him that reassurance is unfair and disgusting bc she can want that from him right?

like i seriously need people like her to just either be direct or get out of that persons life forever. she sees that jungkook has other SERIOUS issues like his mental health and addiction to always downgrade himself as not worthy for any-little-thing but all she focuses on is „omg u did a bet now i can’t be with you and also bc nick wants me on the renaissance tour so ughhh idk everything is so heavy and omg i fainted am having so much stress ugh:((„ like shut the fuck up. she knew what she was getting into when she signed the contract for being a manager could she know how much stress she was getting into? no but that’s no here or there bc she allowed herself to not have a break that is on nobody but herself.

i have so much to discuss about her character but i really don’t want to just know that im tired of her and also thank you for writing something that’s truly new and fresh! i like this story it makes us think and have thoughts about the the chapters in general so yeah i hope you don’t get offended of how i view oc i don’t want to bash your characters ig it just that everyone has a different opinion in certain matters right? still thank you and have a great day! ☺️😊

omg babe you are having some very very interesting thoughts!!!! thank you for reading and for getting invested!!!!!!! 🥺🥺

the characters will have a discussion about a lot of the things that you mentioned soon--mostly in the next chapter--so i'm not going to elaborate much, but again, some very interesting points!! they are people with clear issues, and insecurities ranging from their past relationship to parental trauma to toxic friends. you know what i mean?? and i can't wait to show you what's nextttt!!!! 🤍🤍🤍

adding a spoiler bc i feel like it 🤌🏻

baby you said oc "can’t be serious when it comes to confrontations" and that is going to be one of the key plot points in the upcoming chapters!!!!

their whole relationship, they dealt with the chronic let's-not-talk-about-this illness, you know?? and jungkook is overcoming it! but now that's coming back to bite oc a little bit, because not only does she have to talk too, but she also has to face her demons from the broken relationship she had grown up in

[bangobeep]

hiiii have pb and ix (and 1 extra ix for the sillies)

[lil-gae-disaster]

what I gotta do: study for latin, bake muffins, work out my oc, do my English homework

Me: I'M DONE WITH PLASTIC PROMISES!! Aggressive dancing on bed w Plastic Promises - Set It Off playing

[juriyuna]

There's something refreshing about how Juri's reluctance to make friends was less "What if they don't like me?" and more "I know I struggle with my temper because of my mental illness, and I know I'll inevitably get mad about something and end up hurting them".

Characters who are afraid of being disliked because of their personality, or who are socially anxious in general, are pretty common, but it's not often that I see characters who are scared of being the one to hurt others with their personality. I love how the story digs into that, with all of the ugly parts and anxiety that come with it-- especially where we get to see that Juri does end up making friends she loves, who love her in kind, and who help her learn to manage her problems.

[toytulini]

god that "morning people are an oppressive class" post annoys me in some way i cant. quite. ugh

[blood-mocha-latte]

🤎💛💎 :) hi!

OH MY GOD ITS MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER HI BABE

asfhjkl ok lol

🤎 what color is your hair?

brown and it's amazing. i love my hair it's my prized possession i'm like thors wife in norse mythology

💛 Do you have any piercings?

4 or 8, depending on how you look at it :) four studs in each ear

💎 What's your most prized possession?

we have a collection of hand painted glass dolls my grandmother brought over to the us when she moved from italy that i'd die for tbh

((from this!)

[loveandlucky]

X

[feralnumberfive]

Good morning to every organ in my body except my stomach. Get your shit together

[saintedbythestorm]

Not dad trying to tell me about some big fallout news he heard about from some work colleague 😂 oh what the poor man just subjected himself too.