#himym anon

[periprose]

will you be writing more bucky?? i really liked therapy!!! :D

aw thank you anon!!

I will be writing more Bucky! I have a few AUs on him. I am kind of busy with life rn so you may not see it for a bit.

I'll be nice and let you know about them lol.

Boxer!Bucky x Ballerina!Reader

College AU, Bucky and Reader have to be roommates because there's no picking your roommates on campus housing (oh no!) will they wont they strangers to lovers, bonding over being athletic stuff, studying together, etc.

HIMYM Bucky Barnes AU

Based off of How I Met Your Mother, Bucky is a total playboy asshole like Barney Stinson. He sleeps around, and doesn't care for real relationships, until he meets the reader (taking on more of a Robin role). The fic is basically him telling their kids all about her. Also featuring Steve as Ted, Natasha as Lilly, and Bruce as Marshall. Also it will end with Bucky and Reader together (justice for robin x barney please!!)

I'm also still continuing my Peter Parker Florence Fic, too, but that one has a sequel in the works because I have too many ideas and I'm not ready to let go yet lol.

[hayleythesugarbowl]

I miss you! You writing anything at the moment?

ahh you’re too sweet anon, i’m blushing 🤭 i’m not writing anything currently BUT i did actually just get four requests (for some characters i actually haven’t written for yet) and so i might be writing more in the near future!! stay tuned and have the best day gorgeous!! 🩰🎀

[pal1cam]

for the one thing id like to know,,, what is your #1 comfort media? (i didn't know quite how to word this lol, but like, a movie/show/book/etc)

That’s actually a great question,

i feel like i find comfort in all of the things you listed but for comfort movies i’d say :

The Lion King, because i watched it a lot as a kid so it’s very nostalgic

Arna’s Children, because the story is just beyond belief and truly super interesting

Forrest Gump, because i love the unique storyline and i also loved the narration

Bullet Train, went into this movie with no expectations but was really surprised with how much i was enjoying it

Salt of This Sea, because it’s quite different from other Palestinian movies with a nice and not so complicated storyline

And as for shows i’d say :

Friends, because i rewatched it so many times and it actually helped improve my English a lot and i relate to some of the characters… i stopped rewatching it when i found out the actors are pro zionism tho :(

How I Met Your Mother, i love the connections between all of the characters and the show in general gives me a sense of nostalgia to a life that i never had and to a place that i’ve never been to

Paranormal, one of the very few Middle Eastern shows that i watched and found genuinely very entertaining and enjoyable

Cunk on Earth, watched it last year when it went viral and it was so worth it

As for books, i think that the last question i answered (which was about my favorite books) sums it up pretty well

[maria-eve-falcon]

Let's indulge in fictional ships and distance ourselves from this mess🥂

please! let's do it!

i'm up for friends ( currently watching s 9) , himym and modern family

anime :fruits basket(furuba), fruits basket another (furubana), (mainly these)

shadows house (currently manga reading) , doraemon, beyblade 2000, v force, g revolution (re watching cause I forgot most of v force and g revolution) , shinchan,

anime movies : hotarubi no mori e(forest of the firelflies) , kimi no nawa (your name) , weathing with you (tenki no ko), anohana , a silent voice.

other movies : there are a lot

artists : maisie peters, keaton henson, brynn cartellie, ed sheeran and I'd love to know more about niceboy ed and AURORA

AND ANYTHING ABOUT JOE ALWYN !

[baronessblixen]

Re CC discussion, I can see his original vision on paper for a show where male and female partners have a close rs that is platonic as being unique and interesting for a mainstream 90s TV show. While I like romance, seeing such a friendship would in other circumstances be cool. But (1) he mistakenly (not) cast GA and DD who had unbelievable chemistry which he and other writers would leverage for the show, and (2) he never wrote the characters as truly platonic or gave them / audience an reasonable alternative that was realistic (Scully was given very little apart from psychos / dodgy father figures and Mulder just had some horrible women). He then gave into the audience demand when he ran out of compelling stories in the later seasons and then blames shippers for poor writing choices despite them being the remaining viewers mainly. While feasible they could break up after all their traumas in revival, he could also have written them together with rs in background and focus on conspiracy or cases. He just doesn’t know how to write them as developed characters imo and not the will they / won’t they believer / sceptic. He then compounds by hitting back at critics. Anyway sorry for the long message 😅 love the show otherwise lol

Yes, exactly anon. I totally see where he's coming from and what his original idea was. The reason why I think he didn't give them other romantic interests is that he simply didn't want any kind of romance in the show. It seems to me that he just wanted to tell stories and the characters (Mulder and Scully) are just means to tell them.

That's why I also agree with you about him not knowing how to write them as a couple. That's a general problem in shows though. Like seriously nothing would have changed if season 7, aka the secret season of sex had been an actual season of sex. Just have them go home together, have them wake up together and whatnot.

No one wanted it to be *just* about their romance. But people can have both. Millions of people manage to have romantic relationships and *gasps* go to work in the morning. Sometimes even together!

I love the show, too anon. Very much so 😁

[cloysterbell]

Have you ever checked out Burn Notice? I feel like since you like Leverage, you might like it because it has some similar vibes where the main character is a burned spy and uses his skills to help people in Miami

I know about Burn Notice but I've never really seen it. I'll add it to the list and will check it out sometime in the future

[terrainofheartfelt]

oh hey! how did your girls trip go btw? hope you’ve been having a good week since then!! 🩷

Hiiiii the girls trip was magnificent. We did a town ghost tour, and went to goat yoga, and got massages, and sang shania in the streets 🩷🩷🩷

And we talked about this while we were together too, there’s just something inherently restorative about a group of women getting together

Oh and our airbnb had a hot tub so…10/10 experience

But I gotta say one of my favorite things is f the trip is when we were gallivanting around downtown, every group of middle aged women was so happy to see us. I could feel the inter generational blessings

We were indeed the epitome of white girl bachelorette party. Yeehaw!

[thatiranianphantom]

Mads, Lili, KJ, Casey and Vanessa are filming together and guess who is nowhere to be found Cole but yeah Lili can be filming with him even group scenes. The embarassment. BA and JT will serve in high school erasing BH forever

Well, obviously, that's the only explanation! Obviously! Damn, I'm going to miss group scenes but if you say it anon, clearly it's confirmed.

[youareinlove]

idk what songs anon associated to films but i can fix him (no really i can) is definitely about jake in southpaw

never seen that but i believe you!

[leejihoonownsmyheart]

I mean you can't chose the kink. The kink chooses you. (I didn't choose the overtime work, work chose it for me) 🤣🤣🤣 Now now.. I'm curious...If you were my therapist what would you scribble in your clipboard? I think if you were my therapist you would talk about me on YOUR therapy sessions. I bring the trauma 😇 - 💎💎💎

You’re so right…. I have had a many kink choose me, and i wish every day… they had not

(I’m gonna blame work for it tho… not a good kink to have...)

Hmmmmm.... I would certainly write a lot of things and if I did tell my therapist you I would probably just be bringing it up for her advice on things!

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

I’m laughing so hard at your posts about Alyson. I thought it was so weird when she was cast because she OPENLY talks about how she’s not a singer or dancer. There’s a reason her only ‘sang’ line in once more with feeling is “I think these lines are mostly filler” and it’s more spoken than sang

I cannot believe how bad that was smh

She is clearly talented in other areas and I’m glad she’s trying something new but oof 😅

[b-etter]

Favorite tv shows?

The Office, Modern Family, Community and The Addams Family (1964)

[maxlarens]

Hi ! As a pescatarian girly and as someone who has recently started to like Lando, I kept thinking about him with pescatarian!reader, because you know opposites attracts and also it made me think of the olive theory from 'How I met your mother', can be fic or smau

(also I'm the anon who requested the Charles fic and I was wondering if you gave names or emojis to your anons 🤔)

ahhh hi😇😇 thank u sm for sending another ask in. verrryy into this! ive never watched himym but i HAVE heard of the olive theory and genuinely think it can be so true. i also think like sharing food/giving certain parts of ur meal to ur partner is so sweet so i loved this a lot🥺🥺

also, tbh i have never had a consistent enough anon to name them/give them an emoji so i would loveee LOVE to do that🙏🏻 pls let me know what i should call u❤️ (and if anyone wants to be a regular/semi-regular anon and give themselves an emoji/name pls do!!!) ANYWAY alright i hope u enjoy— it’s a just a short ficlet 😌💖

LN: quid pro quo

pairing(s): lando norris x reader [read on ao3]

word count: 1.2k

“Eugh,” Lando says, feigning a gag as he looks at the plate of food set in front of you, “That’s disgusting. I don’t understand how you can put that in your mouth.”

Slowly, you raise an eyebrow at him, looking between your plate and Lando’s screwed-up expression; you point at your food, “Salmon? You think salmon is disgusting? Are you joking right now?”

He shakes his head fervently, a grimace still stuck on his face, “It’s gross.”

A laugh, loud and guffawing erupts from your mouth as you realise he’s being entirely serious. He’s fixated on your meal, frowning as if the fish has severely insulted him in some way. Quickly, you clap your hand over your mouth, concerned you’ll offend him if you keep laughing like that. This is one of a handful of dates you’ve been on together— clearly the first you’ve ordered seafood on— and you’re still trying to make a good impression on Lando.

“Wait,” you collect yourself, breathing deeply so you don’t fall into a fit of giggles again, “You’re not allergic are you?”

“No,” he shrugs, “I just hate fish. You’ve never heard that?”

You snort a little indelicately, already going back to eating your salmon, “‘You’ve never heard that?’,” you tease, “Do you think I stalk you on the internet, Norris?”

He grins that small sheepish grin you like so much as a light blush blooms on his cheeks. You’re very fond of him really. He’s cute in a scrappy kind of way; he’s funny and charming, a little bit dumb sometimes; and he’s into you, which is always a bonus. You’re not together— not quite— just seeing each other when you both have time, but it’s been going very nicely if you do say so yourself.

You like him.

He likes you.

Lando rolls his eyes, and purses his lips in an attempt not to let you see the smile that he’s trying to hide, “Don’t you? Stalk me on the internet?”

“Never,” you answer resolutely, thinking blatantly of that night after you’d first met him when you fell down a rabbit hole, spending a good hour watching thirst traps of him on Instagram before coming to your senses, “Not once.”

He hums, unconvinced, “Alright.”

Alright. You make a face, almost stick your tongue out at him but think better of it at the last second. He laughs— giggles— at you. You look away from him, down at your plate, trying to hide the smile that spreads and spreads behind your hair. God, you like him. You’re trying not to let it get away from you. You get the impression that he’s not huge on relationships, and you’re trying hard to be casual about him. It’s difficult— mostly because everything feels so easy when you’re together.

“So,” you start as you push a forkful of salmon and leafy greens around your plate, “Hate to break it to you, but I’m a pescetarian.”

“Um,” Lando asks around a mouthful of half-chewed food, “What’s that mean?”

You stifle a laugh, “Like a vegetarian, but I eat seafood.”

He swallows and makes another face, similar to the earlier one. You can see this is hard for him to process, he clearly dislikes seafood to a degree that you hadn’t quite understood until now. It’s funny. It’s another thing to add to the growing list of reasons you fancy Lando Norris. Though you would think that as a pescetarian you’d want him to like fish, but you suppose by not eating them he’s just saving all the sea animals that you’re not— quid pro quo.

“What about, like,” he waves his fork around, evidently still wondering why you’d eat seafood voluntarily, “just being a vegetarian?”

You shrug, “Vegetables are boring.”

“Right. Better than eating fish though.”

“I like fish.”

He shakes his head, “I don’t get it… It’s— they’re slimy and they smell and they’ve got fucking beady little eyes. It’s not natural.”

“Okay,” you laugh brightly at his despondent expression, “I do need to eat them, unfortunately. Otherwise, I’d probably die of malnutrition, or I dunno, scurvy.”

He groans, hanging his head so that all you can see of his face is that mop of brown curls. You think of your second date when you’d kissed him for the first time in your stairwell and how you’d threaded a hand into it— and they were soft and not heavy with product the way that you hate. The way he’d smelt like expensive cologne and tasted both smokey and sugary at the same time, just like the whiskey and cokes he’d been having at the bar. There’s a soft smile playing at your lips when he finally looks up.

“Does it bother you?” you ask, “That I eat fish.”

He shrugs, shakes his head in a non-committal way that could be either answer and does that little grin again. The one that means he’s going to say something that you’ll find either unbearably cute or embarrassingly funny.

“Yes,” he says, grin not subsiding, “How am I supposed to kiss you when you’ve got fish breath.”

Your eyebrows shoot up and a shocked laugh bubbles from your mouth, you try to ignore the stirring feeling in your gut at the words how am I supposed to kiss you in favour of responding to his lack of tact Try, being the keyword there. It somersaults in your head, how am I supposed to kiss you he said, like he was thinking of doing it again. Which, okay, of course, he’s thinking of doing it again. You understand what this is— but there was an unmistakable fondness there that you just can't shake.

Anyway, you push thoughts of kissing him aside, he’d still accused you of having fish breath, “Wow,” you say dryly, with no malice at all as much as you try to feign it, “You say that to all the girls?”

He blushes, his tan cheeks turning a very pleasant red as he properly realises what he’d said, “Shit. No— oh my god— I’m sorry. I just meant—”

You wave him off, laughing, “I know what you meant. You’re good, Lando.”

“Phew,” he lets out a breath of relief, his nervous laughter punctuating the air between you, without meaning to he says, “God, I thought I’d just fucked it.”

You furrow your brows and frown, confused, “No. You couldn’t.”

You watch him scrub a hand over his face, embarrassed, before it falls away and he gives you a sheepish little grin that says he’s happy to hear that. Toothy, eyes squinted and carving dimples into his cheeks. Your face feels warm and you smile back, biting your bottom lip on the smile so it doesn’t grow and grow to cover your whole face.

Later, after you’ve finished lunch and spent too much time talking over a too-sticky table in your favourite pub, Lando kisses you up against a tree in the park by your apartment. You put your hand in his soft curls and you smell cologne and taste what he’s been drinking as he presses his tongue into yours. The coarse hair of his moustache brushes against your lips and you kiss back with equal gusto. You pull away when it feels like you two are veering into too inappropriate territory for this public park. He chases you, but you laugh softly, pressing a perfunctory closed-mouth kiss to the corner of his mouth. He groans, laughs, and puts his forehead against yours.

You hum, “I guess my fish breath doesn’t bother you so much, huh.”

“Fuck,” he breathes, “You’re never going to let that go are you.”

You shake your head ever so slightly, “Not as long as I live, Norris.”

[selfcarecap]

I was thinking of HIMYM, and you know one of my favorite scenes is when Robin just told Ted that she doesn't love him, and Ted is okay with it and when he walks out into the world there are so many umbrellas and he says "When one door closes, well, you know the rest." It gives me so much hope! - The Friends Anon

Ahhh I love that scene 🥺 another episode was on on tv the other day and i think it’s been like a year since i started watching it so i might start again soon ahaks i love it so much <3 I wanted to watch how i met your father (well I didn’t WANT to per se but i thought i might like it) but I couldn’t really get into it :( back to himym it is 😌

[wingamy24]

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[f1-disaster-bi]

I thought you might appreciate this as a fan of schitts creek and Lando 😭

https://www.tumblr.com/peet-stop/754913159866892288/why-are-lando-and-oscar-literally-david-and

Link here

Aksjdjdj anon thank you for sending me that! I do love Schitts Creek, I'm probably due a rewatch soon but I'm currently rewatching HIMYM (still mad about the ending!)

I remember talking about a vague Schitrs Creek inspired aspect to PR Agent Lando with Dando but it does work so so so so well for Oscar and Lando.

Now I'm picturing the scene about the clown and Patrick going "unlike the Clown, I will be back" but that as Oscar and Lando with Lando huffing because "that's not funny Oscar, they still haven't found him!" 😂😭