#his cockiness

[finchers-ipad]

brad pitt in ‘thelma and louise’ is almost exactly how i picture a young tyler durden

[rowarn]

simon is the type who laughs at you when you whine about how you want to cum with him ):

like he's eating you out or fingering you - prepping you for the monumental task for taking his hefty cock. he's so skilled, so attuned to your body that he doesn't even have to try before you're teetering on that delicious edge.

you whine out to stop, that you want to cum with him ): and he just laughs at you. this condescending chuckle that sends heat to your cheeks and makes you feel silly for having spoken.

"do you really think i wont make you cum again after this?" he scoffs, crooking his fingers just to watch you fight the way your eyes want to roll back from the pleasure, "i'll make you cum on my fingers and then i'll make you cum on my fuckin' cock, don't be stupid"

he's so MEAN about it, glaring at you all through the orgasm he forces you through, watching as you tremble and gush on his fingers.

and just to be even MORE mean he makes you cum twice on his cock - just to drive the point home. you don't have to worry about cumming with him because you're going to no matter how many times he milks your orgasms before he's ready to cum himself <3

[hyunpic]

“why you so quiet? what’s on your mind?” me:

[wttcsms]

notorious cocky womanizer pro athlete character who offers you amazing tickets to his game vs you, who resells the tickets to make a profit, so now your college apartment rent is paid for the next few months AND you have spending money. you think he’ll take it like a champ and you don’t even pay attention to sports at all so you don’t hear abt the viral footage of a very upset character on the field nor do either of you expect to run into each other again. except for when he travels for an out of town practice match that takes place in the same city your college is in, and he’s picking up some coffee and who else would be the barista but you.

[boredth]

Brainrot 2.0

[kittyoperas]

Manifesting their dynamic to be like this in Veilguard

[cubbihue]

Genuinely has Timmy ever decked Irep for Peri after all the shenanigans he was put through?

Timmy's certainly felt like decking him once or twice!! But he'd never do it. Timmy knows better than anyone how terrible it feels when you're punished or reprimanded for just.. being yourself. Irep's just a kid, doing what anti-fairy kids do!

But also, Irep went through one hell of a growth spurt at school, and now he's twice Timmy's size. So, Timmy's options are pretty limited now. At best, he could use Anti-Cosmo as a measure to get Irep to listen to him, but it's becoming less effective the older they get.

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[turtleblogatlast]

I think a lot about Leo standing up for his brothers in the things that really matter to them.

Like- Leo is the one who immediately pushes Mikey and Donnie into finding Raph the second it’s clear that their oldest brother is missing because he knows Raph can’t handle being separated like that.

Leo is the one who stands up for Mikey when Mikey wants to go on a solo mission, actively vouching for him and being the one to convince Raph into letting Mikey go, because being independent and proving himself just as capable of standing on his own two feet as everyone else means so much to Mikey.

And Leo defends Donnie’s honor in particular when his brothers’ intelligence is insulted because Leo is well aware of how important Donnie’s smarts are to him - and how important having those smarts valued and acknowledged is as well.

All this goes right into just how well Leo knows his brothers. For as much as he’ll tease or fight with them, he knows them, and he loves them.

[platoapproved]

We were circling each other.

[casually-eat-my-soul]

FBI agent stiles Stilinski and mafia Derek hale flirting.

“When I can prove your crooked I’m taking you down”

“Yeah baby, down where?”

All the other agents hate listening to this shit. Stiles is constantly getting called into his superiors office for his negligent and inappropriate behaviour. But they can’t take him off the case because Derek only puts up with stiles.

Now I can’t decide if Stiles if actually on Derek’s side and is a corrupt agent or if Derek seduces him to his side.

Also Derek stealing a kiss from in front of the agents. Like they are trying to intimidate Derek with a show of force and he just laughs, the leading agent talking shit about how they are going to get Derek arrested. Derek winks at stiles and tells him that stiles can see him in cuffs anytime he wants before stealing a kiss and walking away.

Or insert my earlier post about Derek kissing stiles while in hand cuffs

[tiger-grace]

Unknown Number: I require your assistance with a case

Tim: new phone who this??

Unknown Number: (extremely grainy picture of a spleen in a jar)

Tim: hi, damian

[ja3yun]

I am just a girl....please....hoon....

[doctorsiren]

I saw an interesting post a while back that said “Capcom made us [Miles and Diego/Godot] only have like two(?) interactions because they knew we would be unstoppable with a brother dynamic” and tbh it stuck with me bc it was intriguing.

So yeah that potential brotherhood, but that Godot/Diego AU I made (that I still need a name for)

Also I bet Gregory Edgeworth would have smelled like a bit like coffee, and so Diego just reminds Miles of that comforting presence 😭 (the von Karma estate was a tea household, so he didn’t smell much coffee after DL-6 and didn’t realize how much he missed it/reminded him of his father)

[shalaaex]

Is there a she-ra fandom on tumblr somewhere?

[daddy-long-legssss]

oh but you're an explosion 💙

[tired-biscuit]

fucking your best friend for the first time, who prides himself on knowing your every secret, pet peeve, like, dislike, all your past and current crushes, kinks and daydreams, but who also becomes literally clueless as soon as it comes to your naked body