#Paternity confusion?

[mikami1992]

Jason is about to have a panic attack…

He knew that he had to finish researching and confirm those 48 hours of lost memory from last year…

but nooo… I thought I put together everything that happened during that time and left a few hours here and there with only assumptions about what happened…

and now he has the consequences in front of him… on a pair of baby seats in the middle of his living room next to a pair of diaper bags with a note…

"Emergency, take care of them for time, I'll be back

Sincerely, Danny"

and there, in those pair of seats, are 2 babies, a girl and a boy, one with blue eyes and the other reddish brown, the two children had black hair… with a white strand of hair on their heads. …

Jason isn't an idiot, he did the math…and the dates fit…so now he has to face his impending fatherhood…it's time to call Alfred….

While all this is happening Danny flies through the Infinite Realms, he now has to face the idiots who think they can challenge him for the throne.

He just hopes Ellie and Dan are okay…. Well there shouldn't be any problem, he left them with one of the strongest avenging/protecting spirits on the side of the living, plus Red Hood is known for being good with children…

He only regrets not being able to explain more in the note…

[laiosynth]

i am Thinking about danny being the Original and one of the batboys being a clone.

imagine. someone wanted to clone the Drakes' soon to be born son to use as ransom later on- only to accidentally switch the newborn baby with the baby clone. Danny was supposed to be Tim Drake. Tim was supposed to be a money-making scam. The drakes always wondered why Timmy grew up so fast...

and imagine, if you will: Danny is rescued unwittingly by the fentons, who raise him as their own. when Danny is 10, the Fentons explain what happened- according to the people the Fentons beat to get him, Danny is really a Drake by birth, and his clone is living the life he would've had. Danny, for his part, doesn't really care.

Danny visits Gotham sometime for a science fair and lo and behold, Tim Drake is there.

Tim pulls Danny aside to accuse him of being a clone. Danny bursts out laughing. Tim is confused.

Shenanigans ensue.

I will write more if it's requested. i think this is hilarious

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #139

NWH AU where Tony's been in a coma this whole time. He still is. But the world thinks he's dead.

One day, Rhodey is in some science place (maybe SI, maybe a community college where he was giving a speech?) and he sees this kid tinkering who looks exactly like Tony Stark. The teen Tony Stark from when he first met him at MIT. Even down to the mannerisms. He goes up and has a brief conversation with this stranger, just curious. Then he leaves.

Unbeknownst to the kid, Peter, Rhodey managed to grab something for a DNA test. The kid just looked too much like his best friend. Like seeing a ghost

When they analyze the DNA, they learn that this kid is in fact Tony's biological son

Rhodey goes back to find the kid, this time bringing Happy. Peter gets to have the super fun conversation where two people who should know him but don't tell him that the person he saw as a father was his actual father, only it's too late

They convince Peter to come with them eventually. And Peter gets the shock of his entire life

Over the next little while, at Tony's bedside, Peter gets to know Morgan (who he would've seen as a sister anyway but this is insane). He also gets reacquainted with Rhodey, Happy, and Pepper, who all admittedly find him a bit sus with how much he seems to know.

But...this is Tony's kid. His son. So they let him be there, let him talk to Tony and hold his hand. 

Finally, finally, Tony wakes up.

And it turns out, being in a coma and thought dead by the entire world, including wizards, makes one exempt from certain magic

Bonus:

As he sits by Tony's bedside, Peter has to grapple with a lot of emotions. One of them is the realization that he was never actually related to Uncle Ben, which makes him feel like his uncle and aunt died for nothing

Pepper helps him through it. Even not knowing him the way she once did, she knows plenty about guilt complexes and chosen family. She assures Peter that he's still a Parker, no matter what, and that his aunt and uncle wouldn't have given him up for the world

Another thing Peter deals with is the fear of Tony waking up and not knowing him. It breaks his heart just thinking about it.

Cue THE most relieving hurt/comfort reunion ever imagined

[nat111love]

The way sir asks gabi to remove the chains and find out if he wants to be there has a sexual connotation!!! Sorry writers but you can't trick me into not believing my eyes and ears !! I would pay a good amount of money to be in that head of his !!! what does he mean by we belong together? What does the term partner mean to him? How does he imagine their everyday life? What activities do they do together?

Sir needs gabi to need him, to love him the way he loves her. That man is obsessed with gabi and can't stand the fact that she has a/nother man in her life. What sir feels for gabi has nothing of paternal love.

I am sincerely convinced that he has developed romantic feelings for her but he does not realize it yet or refuses to admit it to himself.

[sanasanakun]

Maybe I’m stupid (likely) but I feel like Gojo resembling Toji in his battle with Megumi!Sukuna is trying to show that he is a paternal figure in Megumi’s life. Like the two different sides of Megumi’s male paternal figures (or I guess the two most consistent male adult figures in Megumi’s life)??? I don’t buy that Gojo was a father figure for Tsumiki and Megumi (to me he was more like Spencer from ICarly lmao) but like…i feel like the outfit similarity is trying to say something about their relationship on a familial or paternal scale…but im too dumb to fully phrase this how i want so maybe just ponder on this for me hahaha

[shopcat]

i know the whole drama of it has been milked out of the situation already but the gaang not knowing fucking Anything about zuko is so fascinating and funny to think about really like he seriously was just some guy to them. who hated them for a reason they didn't quite understand other than he was a cartoon villain. and threw firecrackers at their feet like a neighbourhood bully. i also think from this there's the potential funniest and maybe saddest misunderstanding ever based on just how little they know about him at all + with some combination of misheard/unheard lines and some handwaving on the gaang's tendency to take things at face value and if all else fails a proclivity to assume anything strange was Weird Royal Stuff or undercover identities which could lead to a conversation something like ↓

"my father is evil and i want to help you stop him" "what" "what" "what do you mean your father is evil i thought he was, like... comparatively nice" "WHAT" "SORRY wow i guess we didn't realise i mean i DID have some misgivings at first and all but he was at least seemingly nice to us when we met him and–" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MET HIM" "well toph met him in the woods that one time which i still am not totally clear on–" "WHAT" "but i mean he's always just like kind've around isn't he right" "NO" "you can't just say NO he's literally always following you around. we thought it was kind of sweet actually and he SEEMED concerned for you" "sokka you KNOW i don't understand metaphors" "wh– I'M SPEAKING CLEARLY. he was PHYSICALLY FOLLOWING YOU AROUND" "I WOULD KNOW IF THAT WAS HAPPENING. and you would all be DEAD" "okay well that's kind of insulting no offense to your dad but i feel like i could probably kick him over and his bones would just shatter" "WHY" "BECAUSE HE'S OLD" "HE'S 42" "FORTY– well. he does not keep it tight i guess in that case" "you're literally sick" ("sokka stop being mean to zuko he's probably already upset that we have to fight his father now") "what do you mean NOW. you've had to fight him this WHOLE TIME" "what" "my father is the FIRELORD" "WHAT" "WHAT" "NO. YOUR DAD IS THAT OLD GUY WITH THE BEARD" and then zuko would start like genuinely ugly crying and they wouldn't know what to do

[winepresswrath]

there is no greater proof that john is tumblr girlie than his approach to conflict resolution but a close second is his decision to rebuild a society where the genders are sword and necromancy. and then making the most sword coded guy in his life a necromancer. pyrrha really took his man. she stole his codependent enabling cuddle buddy and now she's wearing his body. she has his eyes.

[blueberrypie20]

Okay i never thought i'd do this but

vent! :D I was trying to be chill about it but my throat is so crumpled it leaves no way for me to breath and so i thought maybe i had to share it with someone. I'll use Japanese names so no one woukd understand our irl names ^^

You see, i have ARFID (avoidant/restrictive food intake disorder) since a very young age (I don't eat potatoes, eggplants, mayonnaise and some more - basically no salad, fries, chips etc) and so I don't eat most popular foods.

So today we had soup, and my ARFID kicked in like "the stuff in it is too softened! It'll taste bad!" And so for a while I kept on playing with the soup.

I convinced myself that it's good, and right before eating i asked my mom "is it delicious?" Wanted to make sure it's gonna taste nice and better than expected. And she nodded smiling. So i went to eat, but my aunt - who happened to have heard a part of our convo - thought I didn't like it and told mom "it's not delicious" and so she told my grandma (who was preparing chicken that they had before) "she doesn't eat soup! Bring chicken!"

And I was like "wdym?? I like it?? I'm eating tho??" And my mom explained what I actually had told her before eating. But my aunt didn't give up and went "then why'd you say she doesn't eat this before dinner?" My mom was like WDYM??

Girl's so damn judgmental 😀

So we started eating and my mom and aunt kept talking, and i don't remember how we got there (I was busy eating to take her face down lol, I think my mom did tell her she's talking weirdly) but my aunt was like "okay if i'm judgemental then why'd your daughter tell me 'why'd you come upstairs?? Wanna eavesdrop/spy on us or something??' When I came upstairs the other day??" I was like NAH WTF 🤨 (grandma's house has two floors, we sleep upstairs when we come)

And a few mins after again she said that I insulted her baby daughter Hikari (not irl) a while ago. sure, I sometimes can't control and curse, but why exactly would I ever insult an 8 MONTH OLD BABY???

(Btw the soup wasn't THAT bad, but stupid mind kept on pressuring my mind as 'it tastes bad' and so I couldn't finish my bowl anyway-)

You know what? I wanted to cry. I was the usual unflappable polaris in front of her and my (poor, poor) grandma (i'm worried for her), but I couldn't breathe when I went upstairs after dinner with my mom.

Let alone that I have a guilt complex as well and apologized to my grandma twice bc of what happened eventhough I wasn't the main issue.

Anyway, it was a trash meal, but i kept calm and the mask didn't slip in front of her, and so i'm TRYING to stay chill n happy about it :)))

[moonypears-blog]

Me because I finished chapter 3 of "Papa...":

[dirtyoldmanhole]

79410 words / 24 scenes left

just got the meat of the first scene in! feeling positive now about the first third suddenly cracking into place.

[innko]

it is absolutely not in the budget but i really would like some fine jewelry that doesn’t have any loaded meaning attached to it

[martyrbat]

omg just got sent such a fun ask.... brb time to reread 200+ comics so i can talk in depth

[aromanticannibal]

one of the funniest things is still when youtubers read fanfiction of them

[evilkitten3]

What would you think, if, after getting advice from Iroh, Zuko and the gang travel to the spirit world in order to find Aang’s people so that Aang can teach the air acolytes more about the air nomads? But Zuko gets attacked by a poisonous spirit and reverts back to pre Season 2 Zuko after losing some of his memories due to the poison fogging his mind. Zuko is confused and doesn’t know why he’s firelord. The gang try to explain things to him, but it only causes him to become even more confused. Aang and the gang then leave Zuko behind to spend more time with the air acolytes. While they’re gone, Zuko is very uncertain about what to do, but soon corrupt advisors convince him to restart the war. Zuko doesn’t remember his friendship with Aang, but he hears that he once joined Aang, so Zuko assumes that Aang once brainwashed him into joining team Avatar and turning against his Father. Zuko intends to be a much greater firelord than his father, and he and his army raid the air acolyte settlement in their airships in order to hunt down Aang once again, and end up burning down the settlement. Aang and the gang wonder why Zuko chose to hunt them down again. Aang eventually comes to the conclusion that Zuko backslid due to bad advice from his advisors and because he lost some of his memories. Aang then travels the nations looking for a cure to help restore Zuko’s memories.  

Azula escapes from the mental institute and Zuko sends bounty hunters after her to capture her. Soon, Azula gets bitten by a snake, so she finds help in the village of Jang Hui where she is healed by two waterbenders, who are taking refuge there. Jang Hui is the village Katara helped in The Painted Lady. And the villagers aren’t on good terms with the firelord. The villagers accept her and assume that she’s on their side because she’s made an enemy of the Firelord. The villagers teach Azula how to heal people using firebending techniques inspired by water bending, and she ends up becoming a fisherwoman because it’s a fishing town. She starts to warm up to the town, but one day she overhears the waterbenders talking about sneaking out to sabotage the smelting factory(which is currently undergoing reconstruction) in order to help the villagers. Azula offers to join their mission, and the three sneak out to destroy the factory, but she betrays the waterbenders over to the fire nation in hopes that she might bring glory to the fire nation. But now that the waterbenders are captured and eliminated, the town is defenseless. Zuko’s army burns the town down leaving few survivors. Zuko didn’t exactly authorize the attack, but he did give his generals permission to do whatever it takes to stop the villagers from trying to halt the rebuilding of the factory used for the war effort. A few survive and declare revenge on Azula for what she did.  

Azula starts to feel terrible about betraying the people who saved her life and indirectly causing the village to be destroyed, since she didn’t know it would be destroyed. And she holds Zuko partially responsible for destroying the village. After wandering around, Azula looks through a telescope and sees Aang try to save a fire nation village from a volcano, and she also sees Zuko. Zuko does nothing after his corrupt advisors tell him to leave the village, saying that Aang will probably die, so Zuko runs away. But Aang manages to save the village from the erupting volcano. Azula gets accepted into the gang when she uses her new healing abilities to heal Aang, who is wounded by the volcano. They reluctantly team up to stop Zuko.

After wandering around the Earth Kingdom to look for a cure for Zuko's memory loss, the gang sees a massive stream of fire pour down from a few fire nation airships hovering above a village. The stream of fire burns the village to the ground, leaving few survivors. It turns out that fire nation scientists developed a highly addictive serum that can increase the fire power of any fire Bender. The downside is that prolonged use of the serum results in loss of the senses, and eventually death. Senses such as taste, smell, sight, touch, and hearing. Zuko intends take the serum and lead a fleet of airships to finish what his Dad started by burning the Earth Kingdom to the ground. After learning what Zuko intends to do, even Aang feels tempted to give up on him.

it's an interesting concept, but i have a few critiques.

first, if the gaang knows zuko lost his memory, why would they leave him in the first place? and even if they did that, surely there'd be somebody in the palace who could say "hey firelord zuko maybe don't restart the war dude wtf" or at least alert the gaang or something.

second, i've seen a lot of people try to have azula's redemption involve learning some kind of healing, and i gotta say, it very very rarely does anything for me. for starters, it (probably unintentionally) reinforces the northern water tribe's ideology that healing is inherently for women (the show admittedly also did this bc the only named male waterbender who uses any kind of healing in any canon that i'm aware of is unalaq). moreover, it's not something i think azula would be particularly good at or have much interest in.

also, why are there waterbenders in jang hui? it's a fire nation village. you said they were taking refuge, but from what, and why there? on top of that, azula knows zuko is firelord and doesn't know he's lost his memories, so why would she assume betraying the waterbenders to the fire nation would bring it glory? if she just broke out of the asylum, then the last time she saw zuko was when he and katara fought her during the agni kai.

third, if zuko lost his memory to a "poisonous" (???) spirit in the spirit world, why are they searching the earth kingdom for a cure? shouldn't they be looking in the spirit world? aang's the avatar, and iroh's gotten in before, so it shouldn't be the hardest thing in the world.

fourth, if zuko lost all his memories of books 2 and 3, he shouldn't know about ozai's plan to burn everything to the ground, since that wasn't established until after he returned to the fire nation with azula, mai, and ty lee.

finally, even before book 1 began, zuko was deeply loyal to his people, balking at the mere idea of sacrificing newbie soldiers for the sake of a win, so i can't fathom a world where zuko is ok with burning down jang hui (a fire nation village) just cuz.

i'm not trying to say there's no potential here, you have some very interesting ideas, but there's a lot that doesn't really work for me.

(to be fair tho i'm not a huge fan of anything involving much of the air acolytes bc i frankly could not give less of a fuck about them. i don't hate them or anything they just don't mean anything to me)

[bidisaster-peanut-romano]

will never ever shut up abt all the parallels bw peanut and lola and i'm thinking in particular abt the way they both have at least one audio along the lines of "you'll be sorry when johnny will know [you mistreated me]"

[wildernessuntothemselves]

This may be a dumb question but how is gyu gonna check oc isn’t preggers? Like is he just gonna wait for her period to come

yes if she has her period he would know that she's not pregnant but he is planning to wait 3 months so that if they did have a child together, everyone would be sure it's not tyun's

i don't know how to explain it but the earliest a child can survive back in those times is if they're born around 7 months so if oc births a child a child before 7 months have passed of her being with gyu then that kid is probably taehyun's. if it's gyu's then it would have to be birthed 7 months+ her being in the palace.

so gyu is waiting 3 months so that if a child of his is born it would be after 10 months which would prove it is his