if Wes met Bernard
Bernard: I feel like I recognize YOU-
Wes: NO YOU DON'T! IM NOT PHANTOM! I LOOK NOTHING LIKE HIM! SERIOUSLY HE'S EVEN GROWN HIS HAIR OUT! HOW DO I KEEP GETTING MISTAKEN FOR MY BOYFRIEND LIKE THIS!?
Bernard: no, aren't you the guy who posted that 4 hour video explains how 20% Congress were lizard people, and it turned out you had used stolen government files?
Wes: ...
Bernard: ...
Wes: do you work for the government?
Bernard: hell no! They work for the shadow government.
Wes: ah finally someone who understands
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will solace doesnt cannonically have freckles, but we all agree he does. right?
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Happy women guys
They deserve triangle two piece swimsuits as a treat
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Nothing's new~
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It's the side eyes for me
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timeskip Rayla got really into writing self-insert rpf fanfic about her and Callum, published on Archive of Xadia's Own
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i am so fucking glad cap can just be gay now. like it isnt a question, there isnt a moment of hesitation, it isn't covered up. he just is. and the he that he is is gay. like in previous seasons, that "lets not be too hasty" might have still happened, but the ghosts would make a face. and cap would clear his throat and deflect and bloviate like "by which I mean, of course, that I'm very interested. ahem. in the upcoming weather, and- well, eaughghg" but now he just gets to. find a man attractive. and say it. and no one bats an eye. I'm just so proud of him. and so glad he has that.
like, I can imagine the look on his face when button house holds a pride meetup and everyone is sitting around talking about their experiences and just. casually being queer and existing together. and he can just sit in one of the plastic chairs and listen and close his eyes and pretend for a moment that he is part of that community. yknow what i mean.
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Suguru traces circles absentmindedly into the skin at the small of your back, only stopping to turn the pages of his novel as the morning sun creeps in. Placing the book at his side, he wraps his arms around you, leaning you back on the bed before crawling over you and sucking harshly at the space of skin at the juncture of your neck, grinding softly into your hips. You whimper as he moves down, mouthing over your clothed nipple “Morning princess,” he smirks, voice heavy as his head moves between your legs, sucking on your clit hard, earning a high-pitched whine that makes him rut into the mattress. He loved Sunday mornings.
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Kate: You're under arrest for being too darn cute!
Yelena:
Kate: Haha, just joking, we know you killed that man.
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My current working theory for wwdits season 6 is that Guillermo is going to realise he still wants to be a vampire but only after he has lived an adventurous life. The man spent thirteen years as a slave for gods sake.
So with a heavy heart, he tells the vampires he’s gonna leave for a few years to find himself and live his life.
and guess who’s going to turn up at the train station?
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You don't understand how much I love the toby and tim dynamic (Please do another drawing 🙏)
What song did Toby sing I wonder….
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The skittlessssss! They are so chaotic I love them they individually so special to me
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We will be alright, my other self
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