#i hate him sm /aff

[pinktrashgoblin]

I know he’s the fan favorite (maybe not after chapter eight) so HERE’S THE SNAKE MAN!

(yes, I purposely said “being alone” and “solitude” in the likes category, bc silly)

Gonna do the flowers next!

like with the others, feel free to use these as y’all see fit, just credit and tag me!

[knotsoangelic]

joining the human!bill hype train cause i had to (he wouldn’t leave my head - also FYI he was born/raised human he isn’t just in a human body ;))

[urplepurplegurgleturgle]

I HATE MY MATH TEACHER

BRO TOLD ME MY BRAINS MAKE UP FOR MY STATURE IM GONNA KILL HIM 👹👹👹

[420technoblazeit]

dean winchester. send tweet

[t0kyo-l1ghts]

"Have you considered NOT dying?" - Sebastian Solace, maybe

[oh-theatre]

Teacher Hal Au Headcanons

some headcanons cus i have sm brainrot about this au

Barry brings coffee for him and Hal every morning, not for hals sake but for everyone else's sake Hal needs his coffee

Tim sits directly in front of Hals desk and is just the littlest shit of all and barts right there with him, theyre best friends

Kon sits a little ways away, he used to sit in the back but Hal had to move him to next to his desk because he was a problem /aff

Tim tortures Hal everyday but hes actually his favorite teacher, and tim is hals favorite student

Hal and Bruce meet during a parent teacher meeting

Barry and Hal know each others superhero identities

Hal will brag about his students during league times

Bruce is genuinely shocked (and somethinglater when they get together that he loves about Hal) to see how much Hal cares about Tim and his other students

ALL THE KIDS STILL HAVE THEIR SUPERHERO IDENTITIES TOO!!

Dick and Wally and everyone in that era/age range are all seniors/juniors

Dick and Wally are in Barrys classes

Sometimes in class Hal will just start infodumping about planes and flying and thats how he got Kon on his side because Kon found it incredibly fascinating

This habit does carry over to Bruce when they get together and its such a soft look as Bruce listens wholeheartedly because goddamn these bitches gay AND neurodivergent (which means vice versa hal will listen to bruce because bruce nerd)

Dick will sometimes TA for Hal, its great Tim hates it

Sometimes Hal uses his Teacher Voice ™ in the GL uniform during missions

general batlantern thing where they may be at eachothers throats all the time BUT LISTEN!! THEY TRUST EACHOTHER COMPLETELY AND TRULY

Bruce trusts Hal with his family completely over time and its so refwytdgueksychebwdu gheyre so gay

Hal has so many trauma

I HAVE MORE PLEASE ASK ABOUT THIS AU!!!

[dramaticartisan]

Strawberry blonde Redza beloved

I hate him and his white coat sm /aff

Hc that all the colorzas have diff styled wardrobes so this is like 1 of however many clothes I decide they have

The first draft was also a design for a headmate, the headmate's name is Akari and he's a lil shit that despite using redzas as a face claim, he looks closer to a femboy Power from CSM but with no curves

Like, this fucker has basically pancakes on both sides and likes to pretend he has anything more than flatty patties and will pester the fuck out of anyone that can draw in front to draw him something

[neptinaut]

I wanted to draw more but after I drew the gay slugs (that are canon in an AU a friend and I have been working on for about a year) my motivation evaporated

They r my everything I love them sm (infodumping under the cut)

Spearmaster is a very much biased individual, his region was left alone during Enot’s spiral (caused by Saint)

and even if it wasn’t, he was alone so he really had nothing to loose other than suns (and moon too but he’s always been prepared to loose her) He should and eventually will realize that he is being biased and apologize for how he acted. Spearmaster is honestly one of my favorites in this AU because he’s so complex but he hides it very well.

He doesn’t *claim* to be perfect but views things in a very black and white way, and anything he personally finds morally correct is the standards he holds everyone else to too, deeming anyone who aligns with something he sees as morally wrong to just “being bad”

(which is not a good thing to do, and the death of suns has caused the start of being in the process of realizing that)

Spearmaster isn’t a bad person, they’re loving and kind and generally forgiving, they just have one fatal flaw that’s stopping them from being the empathetic person they want to be, SRS’s death caused Spearmaster’s whole world to fall apart (not literally) which causes him to have to rebuild said world, meaning looking at things from an unbiased perspective which is where enot comes in, they both are real pieces of work;

Spearmaster has a problem with biases

And enot is a master at being a self-pitying loser (/aff)

But what makes their bond so strong is that they both wanna be better, they’re both flawed individuals that have eachother to catch them on said flaws and help them find a different way of thinking.

Enot is an interesting case because while he realizes and understands his mistakes in the past are not good and people are allowed to be upset with him, he feels misunderstood. he feels like if they just knew everything they wouldn’t hate him. He’s stuck in a loop of self pity and self loathing.

Luckily Spearmaster is able to help ground Enot whenever that loop starts happening, just like Enot is able to catch Spearmaster when he’s doing something self-distructive for his own beliefs

[etherealzx]

Hi! Could I please request la squadra with a S/O that is like really affectionate? They just love hugging, kissing them ecc.. every chance they get? Thank you sm🖤

HI MOOT <3 thank you for requesting la squadra content! they're my babygirls

La Squadra (seperate) with a Physically Affectionate!Partner

☆ Risotto ☆

Risotto wouldn't know how to react to your affection at first.

He had never really had someone act this way to him before. Normally people were very intimidated by him and didn't want to be near him, so the fact that you wanted to be all over him at all times was something he had to get used to

Once he gets used to it though, he loves the attention

When he's doing his work and you come up behind him and kiss his cheek, it makes his heart melt a little bit

Whenever you grab his face and kiss it, it gives him butterflies and makes his cheeks turn pink

He loves when you hug him. He'll grab your waist and pull you into him closer

Isn't the biggest on PDA, because as an assassin/capo, he has a very important reputation to maintain. It's crucial for him to be seen by others as intimidating and scary, but it's hard to do that when he's holding hands with you and kissing in the middle of the streets.

In private tho, he wants all the attention and affection in the world.

He loves cuddling with you as well.

This man is very very touch starved, please love on him a little. Give him lots of hugs and kisses!!!

☆ Prosciutto ☆

Proscuitto isn't the biggest on physical affection, giving or recieving

He doesn't necessarily hate it, he's just never been the super cuddly and affectionate type

However, he does like when you show him small bits of affection. Like a small kiss on the cheek, holding hands while walking, or when you hug him from behind. In small doses, it's much more enjoyable to him

If you give him a kiss on the cheek as he leaves for work, you might be able to see him smiling for a split second. He secretly finds it very cute how clingy you are, despite not being the biggest fan of physical affection. (He would never in a million years admit this though).

Dislikes PDA because he thinks it's childish to hold hands or kiss in front of others. Like Risotto, he understands that the gang's image is very important. He doesn't want to look like a softie to other rival gangs!

In private, he is much more tolerant of your affection. He lets you hug and kiss all over him, and even cling on to him while the two of you sleep. He just wants you to be happy, and if clinging to him makes you happy, then he'll entertain it

☆ Formaggio ☆

Formaggio LOVES how clingy and touchy you are. He's touch starved, so he'll savor each and every second that you're touching him

He's also really in love with you, so the fact that you want to touch him just makes his heart swell

Loves when you cling onto him, it makes him feel all strong and manly. He loves to wrap you in his arms and hold you close to him as you hug him

It boosts his ego sooooo so so much when you kiss him or grab onto him in front of his teammates. He likes to show you off, and make the other guys jealous. He wants to make sure that they know you're all his, and he's not sharing

LOVES to cuddle! He's super warm, which makes him great to cuddle with. He loves when you're close to him, kissing his face and neck as he holds you

He actually kinda likes PDA. It's kind of an ego thing, again he likes to show you off. He wants every guy in town to see the way you cling onto him, and how in love you are with him. Prosciutto chastises him for this and tells him it's not good for the gang's image, but he couldn't give less of a shit. He loves when you touch him, so why would he be embarrassed of it?

☆ Illuso ☆

Illuso isn't exactly the most cuddly guy ever

BUT, he actually enjoys your clinginess

Like Formaggio, it's an ego boost for him. The fact that you're always so desperate for his touch, always kissing all over him and hugging him, strokes his ego in a way nothing else can

He's very cocky, and loves the way you basically worship him with kisses and affection

He loves when you kiss his face and call him handsome, it makes him so happy

He adores when you run your hands through his dark hair, it feels like heaven to him

He likes when you curl up next to him or lay on his chest at night. He likes feeling the weight of your body next to his, it's very comforting for him

Isn't the biggest on PDA, but isn't completely against it either. For the most part, he wants to keep the affection private. He thinks it can be embarrassing when you grab onto him in public. Not because he's embarrassed to be with you, just because of the whole reputation thing. He loves you so much though that it isn't hard for you to convince him to hold your hand or give you a quick kiss in public.

☆ Melone ☆

LIVES FOR PHYSICAL AFFECTION

it's no secret that Melone is very touchy, so it shouldn't be a surprise that he wants you to touch him every second of every day

love love lovessssss when you cling onto him. hugs, kisses, no matter what it is, he loves it

Melone is also very good at reciprocating the affection. As much as he loves when you shower him with affection, he likes just as much to do it right back to you.

The two of you are so touchy and affectionate with each other that the other members of La Squadra have repeatedly put up "NO PDA" and "GET A ROOM" signs around the base

Loves when you hug him from behind. He loves feeling your arms wrapped around his waist and holding him close

Loves PDA. He doesn't care that the other members scold him for screwing up their reputation. He just can't say no to you when you grab his hand or kiss his cheek in public. He'll proudly walk down the street with you hand-in-hand, and he'll even smack your ass in front of complete strangers. Strangers think it's weird and gross that you're all over each other in public, but neither one of you has the energy to care.

He's the same with you in public and private, he'll never say no to your affection

☆ Ghiaccio ☆

My little piss ant

At first, he's gonna be confused by your advances. and naturally when he gets confused, it frustrates him.

At first, whenever you would hug or kiss him, he would just go stiff. Almost like he was scared of you touching him. "What the fuck are you doing??" He'd snap

In reality, he liked the feeling of you touching and kissing him. But he didn't know why he liked it so much, so it just made him frustrated and angry

Over time, he learns to tolerate it. He acts like he hates it, but it's because he's embarrassed to admit that he likes it

When you kiss him or place your hands on his waist it makes his cold heart turn warm

He reacts strangely to physical affection because it's something that he's not used to. He's never had someone act this way towards him before because most people are afraid of his temper. The fact that you can see past that side of him and love him really means the world to him

When you hug him or grab onto him in front of the others, it embarrasses him (because he likes it). His face turns bright red and he screams at you to get off of him. This of course just makes everyone laugh harder and taunt him for how bad he is at hiding his feelings for you

Behind closed doors, he can be very cuddly. He loves for you to lay on his chest, while he plays with your hair. Your touch instantly soothes him, even on his angriest days. You're his peace, even if he likes to act like you drive him nuts.

[averagetmntfan]

Bill cipher AUGHH..I hate him sm/aff

[overtlyonyx]

more of this fucking bird,,, hate him sm /aff

the hand on the staff was the hardest part highkey

instead of istg (i swear to god) it should be istk (i swear to khonshu) because we hate him fr

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[mossy-paws]

I hate him sm /aff

Just some unparalleled innocence doodles (with my design!), my headcanon for him is that he’s arti’s creater because we’ll both of them are mean and it makes sense

the first slide is just him and arti bullying pebbles, the second is a suggestion from a friend, and the third is just a very quick colored bust shot of him

[curdled-blood]

Ur fav chars in general? (or comfort)

OOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

I'm so happy you asked anon !! Here's how I'm gonna do this. I'm just gonna name my favs and comforts from the fandoms I'm in + some honorable mentions :3 (no particular order btw)

First things first!!

Creepypasta !!

• Ok obviously Jeff the killer but tbh idk if he's my favorite per say, but he is DEFINITELY a source of comfort for me ever since I was like 10 😭 i even have an oc to ship eith him LOLL her name is Ashley King and tbh i should post abt her more i think yall would like her

• Idk why but I think my tippy top favorites gotta be the slender family. I just always been specifically obsessed with their aspects of the creepypasta... Ness. I've also become like super attached to my little versions of them eeehehehh. It fucking makes me mad that ppl r still attached to the gross version of Fen and won't MOVE THE FUCK ON FROM IT and get pissed when ppl make their own versions 😡

• LAUGHING JACK !!!!! HES SO SILLY AND DEVIOUS I LOVE HIM SM. I kinda go back and forth on sinking for him tbh, but this dude was a massive source of comfort to me in middle school

• Nurse Ann is my wife btw. We're literally married ong

• I always thought that Bloody Painter was pretty fucking neat and I liked how his story wasn't written like total DOG SHIT like most creepypastas. Tho I fucking hate his creator (BOOOO DOOODOOCAT U SUCK. SAME WITH LJ. BOOOOOOO 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻)

My little pony

• Dear God ok I don't have a single favorite mlp character because I love so many of them that if I started naming my favorites, I'd end up naming every character in the fucking show 😭

• "But Lie!! Isn't it Fluttershy? Your pfp is her!!" ok I rlly like Fluttershy but idk if she's my favorite tho lol.

• Ok yk what I might be lying cuz I rlly do end up fixating on my hcs for her and her relationship with Discord lmaoooo. I just.. I just loved vampire!fluttershy flutterbat so fucking muuuuuch and discord with a vampire wife?!!?!??! AAAAAAAAAH.

• But discord is definitely a fav lolz. I love how he's literally just Q from star trek LMFAOOOO

• For some reason, I really really really LOOOOOOVE Spitfire's design AND name. I just love her colors, hair, and the fact that her name is Spitfire like the plane AHDHWHJAJA

• I've always been a big fan of Celstia too. I love how she's basically royal God but has this huge silly side :3

One piece

• Buggy. Buggy. Buggy. Buggy was my first favorite, as soon as I saw him I fell the fuck in love with him

• Crocodile is also so whdhajdjwiak. I love villains sm. I love when they're just evil to be evil.

• I think my favorite straw hats r Luffy, Chopper, and Nami. Nami just like me fr. I too am a red head who likes to steal money

• Ok so. This one isnt a favorite but he's a huge source of comfort because i made a whole ass oc to ship with him... It's fucking Klahadore. I've been obsessed with him lately I'm shriveling andjwjakkskdjan

Powerpuff Girls

• one of my main comfort characters is fucking Ace Copular from fucking power puff girls. YEAH. THE FUCKING GREEN POINTY GUY. it makes me wanna crumple in a ball I low-key wish he wasn't but I l9vr him sm and i wanna hit him with a hammer/aff

• HIM. I LOVE HIM SM I SDORE HIM AHDHWHSBGAGDGAGR

anyways anon thx for asking and I'm so sorry I went the fuck off

[phosphorus-noodles]

u there. get questioned. 4, 5, 10, 14, 16, 17, 18, 40, 41, 46, 53, 56 (that's a lot so feel free to leave some out but tell me all about ur boys !!!)

AERIE ILY SM FOREVER !!! /P

*cracks knuckles* okok so-

4. What’s a hobby they used to have that they miss?

Hmm… Joel likes to do art, and I bet he used to make his own paint too from berries and whatnot. He probably stopped when he found out those plants were coming from his kingdom’s Worst Enemy Ever (this was before he knew Oli) and now he doesn’t remember how to do it right, otherwise he’d absolutely get back into it.

Oli's goofy with hobbies bc he's ADHD-coded /lh, so if he finds a new one he'll just disappear for days and forget society exists for a little while. He likes to play music and used to perform for his parents all the time when he was little, but as he got older and they got more busy he played less because he *needs* that audience to really enjoy it... he'd love to play more for Joel, but he's a little shy about it 👉👈

5. Can they cry on command? If so, what do they think about to make it happen?

Well Joel is always on the verge of tears anyway (/hj), so like... maybe not on command, but he can be set over the edge fairly easily (he's just good at hiding it around most people)

Oli absolutely can cry on command, he's a theatre kid smh. He'll tell people he thinks about dropping a cake facedown on the ground or dead puppies or something, but he's really thinking about losing his best friend, especially after his parents are gone :(

10. What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?

Oh Joel will 100% tell you everything he knows about sniffers in a heartbeat 😭 he got that animal kid autism y'know /aff

Oli isn't as "fact-oriented," but if he's with Joel and also someone else then he'll put Joel on blast, who just blasts him back like--

"Hey! Did you know Joel sneezes if you poke him in the ribs?" -> ">:0 well, did you know Oli makes a funny sound if you scratch behind his ears?!" -> "Hah! Did you know Joel is afraid of heights?!" -> "Did you know you can put Oli to sleep by rubbing his nose like a baby?! >:("

14. How do they put out a candle?

Oli's the kinda guy to do the pinching thing tbh. He's gotta do it with flare~ ✨

Joel just blows it out, but Oli always teases him like "why don't you just flap your wings to put it out lol??" Joel says it's because it's inconvenient to turn around to do it, and his wings are too big for that, but he's also scared of burning them- his wings are delicate :(

16. What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?

Joel fights with his parents,, they were very good at reminding him that the only reason he existed was to be an heir for the kingdom and they didn't care about him enough to spend any time with him and he was nothing but disobedient after making his 'little friend' an- a lot of things. And even though Oli reminds him that he does have worth and their opinions shouldn't matter and Joel trusts that, it doesn't stop the echoes in his head </3

Oli probably fights with himself the most. He acts all confident and bold, etc. but he's an anxious mess on the inside. He also fights with the "voice of reason" too -- very "silencio bruno"-esque /lh

17. What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them?

The first thing Joel notices is uhh probably his green bangs? They're pretty vibrant and in front, draws your attention /lh, but other people usually notice his colorful freckles. Oli says they're like a rainbow leading to Joel's wonderful eyes <3

Oli probably notices his hair too? Y'know the like, hand comb thing cc!oli does where he combs his fingers through where his hair is parted? He does that a lot. But he's also got the softest brown eyes full of so much joy and,, ough they're pretty

18. Who do they love truly, 100% unconditionally (if anyone)?

Each other :(

They didn't always, they hadda get through a lot of "I'm supposed to hate you yk" before they really got close, and now they love each other a lot. Doesn't matter if the love is platonic or romantic what matters is that it was there and it overcame everything else, etc. etc.

Oli also loved his parents, and Ren + Martyn who are essentially his parents too, they get along very well <3

40. How do they respond to a loose handshake? What goes through their head?

Joel: “Oh moss, did I do that wrong?? Why didn't they shake back? Did I offend them?! Oh Devs, I’m so sorry, they probably hate me, or think I'm weird for shaking so tight, or--"

Oli: *shakes out hand with a grimace* “Wow, that was weird. Do they know how to shake hands?? LOL”

41. What phrases, pronunciations, or mannerisms did they pick up from someone / somewhere else?

Hmm... Joel's got a northern Mezalean accent, and will say things like "I fink / I havva / fank you / ohh blumin'-" etc. when he's tired or stressed or upset or otherwise high/low energy. (Y'know how cc!Joel shouts "EEFO!" and also cc!Stress' tweets? Yeah.) Oli won't necessarily talk like that all the time, but he will mimic and tease him about it hehe ^^

Joel picked up giggling from Oli, he used to rarely laugh at all but Oli's laugh (you know the one) is just so contagious <3

(And also from personal experience (/hj), they both say ourple/ouppy/kibby cat/etc. to be funny, but I dunno who started it)

46. Are they a listener or a talker? If they’re a listener, what makes them talk? If they’re a talker, what makes them listen?

Joel's a listener (because he'd rather just sit and do what he's told and not cause a stir, but if he really cares about it then he'll also Really listen), and he'll talk when he's invited to and/or trusts the person. Like if someone "wanted his opinion" on something but he thought they didn't really care he wouldn't really say anything, but if Oli wanted his opinion? Absolutely, here is it. (It's also dangerous for him, because if he starts talking sometimes he just doesn't stop-)

Oli's definitely a talker ahsjfs, extrovert boy- he usually can't stand silence and will just keep talking to fill the emptiness because if he doesn't he'll explode, but you better believe he'll start listening like a loyal dog the second Joel opens his mouth.

53. Who would / do they believe without question?

I… feel like Joel would believe anything Oli said no questions asked, but Oli’s too much of a prankster and Joel's too gullible for that to end well 😭 maybe I'll say each other but only if there's like the Code Enacted that means What I'm Saying Is 100% Slash Serious, you know?

56. If they’re scared, who do they want comfort from? Does this answer change depending on the type of fear?

They'll usually go to each other for most things because y'know they're very close and trust each other and it's just easy to, but it does depend on what it is too.

Like if Oli's worried about Joel, he's not gonna go to Joel, he's gonna go to Ren or Martyn because he trusts them a lot too, but also they're "ew old parents smh" so if it's a "kid problem" it's bestie time.

Same with Joel, he'll go to Oli for most things (more so than the reverse, because Joel has less support people to begin with), but there are some things he just... can't. And it's times like those where he'll go to his mom for it -- not the queen, his real mom, the Mother Tree. She doesn't talk back in words, but even just curling up in her branches or under her roots is enough to comfort him :')

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WOUGH that's a lot,, I had to put off answering this bc I was studying and knew it would take an hour to answer (and it did lol) but <33 auhgjfg,,, I love answering all these kinds of things :D

edit: BRUH THAT'S 1.4K WORDS 😭

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[dreamsb0u]

debating on whether dire (werewolf cross) hates cur or not bc i want to draw them sm

im so biased i want dire to like him bc i love cur with all my heart i would give him my pringles /pos /aff

Smell test

[m3mory-shards]

Why'd you do that to her 😡

|🍃|MYO : “I respect all of my targets, I just have a lot of them.”

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I hate him sm /aff