#i just know my man is internally freaking tf out

[dylanconrique]

so, what can i do to manifest an "i can't lose her again." out of tim 5x03, hmm??

[sexydoffyman]

Hello I was wondering If I could request some John Price (From Cod) x male reader who's dealing with some internalized homophobia? (Potentially with Yandere Price 😳)

INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA

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genre: fluff

A/N: I love this so fucking much. Bro can sign my adoption papers. I hope I understood internalized homophobia right. I loved writing this so much.🐞

You hated yourself. Ever since you were a child, it was forced upon you. "Homosexuality is wrong" That was the sentence you heard the most around your family.

It got engraved into your brain that it is simply wrong. In your head, being a homosexual was like committing a war crime. Your head was clouded with grey smoke. Like someone had been smoking cigars in there since you remembered your first memory.

You felt like a poor excuse for a human being.

It was your fifth year working in the army now. You had a couple missions with TF 141. And the captain. His name was Price, you remembered. He was... charming... and symphatic. You found him strangely attractive.

You freaked out when that thought crossed your mind. You, attracted to a man? "No way! Never! That's wrong. Gay people are wrong."

After some time had passed, you figured it was like when a straight man says that Ryan Reynolds is hot. Yes, that was it.

Nothing else.

Nothing. else.

As time passed by, you felt daydreaming about him. You didn't find it gay. It was simple scenarios like getting saved by him. Or him carrying you... You soon realized that those scenarios weren't just daydreaming about a cool soldier. You were attracted to him.

You couldn't comprehend it. It was so wrong for you to like a man. You felt like a monster. Like a pile of shit. A pile of useless shit. You were wrong.

You hoped that no one noticed. You hoped no one knew you were wrong. You hoped he didn't know.

You thought it was just a little crush and that, in no time, you would get over it and be normal. To your surprise, this "little crush" lasted for six months. And throughout these months, you began to have little different scenarios in your head.

You imagined him cuddling you. You imagined your chests touching. You imagined how would he look naked. You imagined how would he have sex with a lady.

You knew he was a straight man. That was one of the reasons why you hoped he wouldn't find out.

Unfortunately for you, Price had noticed some of your... habits. The way you looked at him. The way you looked somewhere else when he caught you staring.

He at first thought that you were just admiring him as a more experienced soldier. He was proud of the fact he was being admired.

After a few months, he started noticing some other things about you. The way you would bite the inside of your mouth right below your lip. The way your cheeks blushed a little every time he told you "Good job, glad to have you on my team again" The way you would take any chance to make physical contact with him.

Leaning on his shoulder, tired on helicopter rides. Helping him stand up. Greeting him by patting his shoulder. Brushing your thighs against his when you sat next to each other. Letting him push you wherever he needed you to be.

He noticed how you were looser around him. You weren't tensed up with him by your side, unlike when you were tensed up with other people his rank and age.

One day, his curiosity got to him. He needed to know. He needed to know if you liked him more than just a "cool experienced soldier"

He came to your room knocking before entering. He asked you "Is there any chance you find me attractive, for professional purposes, of course."

You defended yourself. Saying that you were not a freak. He looked at you with soft, caring eyes. "That's not why I need to know, muppet" You paused for a while and began speaking again. "Why are you asking then?"

Without hesitation, he spoke, "If you like me and care about me, I want to know since I want people who care about me safe." You kept looking at him for a while, then asked. "What do you mean by like?"

Price chuckled and spoke while smiling. "If you like me as a good friend or if you have feelings for me." You didn't know what to say. Was this just a trap to make you admit that you're a freak? You thought.

You thought about what you wanted to say for a bit. You gathered up the courage to speak. "So what would you do in both of these situations?" You asked him, hoping to avoid telling him you have feelings for him you can no longer deny.

"Just tell me." Price said. "You don't have to be scared." You thought about it and decided to tell him the truth. "I probably have feelings for you." "No, not probably." "Definitely"

He smiled at you, giving off a warm energy. "I'm glad you said that." "And you know what?" You shook your head, slowly letting him talk. "I probably like you too."

Your cheeks flushed. You were confused. Why wasn't he mad at himself. Why did he say it so casually? Why did you have a problem with it in the first place?

He laughed a little. "Well, let's see what happens to this awkward relationship of ours." He said, talking about it like he was talking about a mission. He took a step forward to you, looking down at you.

He bent his knees a little and leaned down so his face was your height. He put his thumb and index finger on the side of your jaw and softly kissed the other side.

He smiled at you, tilting his hat as if saying "See you later" and left the room, closing the door behind him.

You stood in the room, and an unfamiliar feeling filled your body. Your body was filled with joy. You squeaked like a teenage boy. Your smoke-filled head had just been filled with the smoke of a different cigar.

Prices cigar.

[gurlbesimpin]

ppl stop writing for Heisenberg... how about our magnetto man with a punk/alternative SO??

OUHHHH yessssss!

pairing: Karl Heisenberg x GN!reader

{{note: I generally write REVillage fics Post-canon/alternate universe, assuming Ethan and rose, Mia etc. never existed sry XD}}

Warnings: swearing, brief mention of gore, very mild sexual themes

Ohoho where do I begin?

Karl when he first spots you is... intrigued to say the least.

You weren't like the others, you dressed differently, acted differently, and most importantly... you weren't like the other villagers, blindly following and worshipping Miranda!

Now, Karl being Karl... he thought about pulling his usual BS about "I'm a metal lord, fear me!" but quickly decided against it; not wanting to scare you off or anything. Especially since you didn't seem local, therefore not knowing who the fuck he is.

{and pshhh don't tell anyone i told you this, but despite his huge ego... he might not actually want you to know who he really is at first. So he'll try his best to act "normal" and as human as possible}

After he finally approached you and engaged in a regular conversation, he quickly finds himself craving more.

Long story short, he seeks you out in the village again the next day, inviting you over to his factory because... he didn't really have a house. Anyway, he wouldn't show you what he actually does in there... you two will be in his office on the first floor, he ain't taking you down into the actual factory until he is sure you won't freak out.

This "friend meeting" (totally not a date ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °) goes smoothly surprisingly. He'll ask you about your tattoos and/or piercings, scars etc. {if you have any}.

After a long-ass conversation about all kinds of shit, he'll just ask the question we've all been waiting for.

"So buttercup, you... eh... one of those emos?"

Time for the explanation between emo, goth, punk, rock. Two minutes into this, Karl stops listening... he got his answer.

You listen to heavy music.

And so does he.

Start talking about Metallica, Slipknot, I prevail, Rob Zombie, ACDC, black sabbath, Iron Maiden, Avenged Sevenfold, hell.... even SOME my chemical romance and Seether- and i promise, you'll get his attention piqued!

Especially if we're talking german bands such as "Rammstein" or "Die Toten Hosen" and he'll just... scream internally?

Like first of all... there's someone who also hates mother miranda besides him, they are funny, hot AND love german bands?!

SIGN HIM TF UP!

Needless to say, you two started a relationship quickly.

Despite needing to make his huge ass metal army, he takes a day off to make a bigass stereo...

{and then later that day Lady Dimitrescu complains about the loud ass music coming from his factory that even SHE and her three girls can hear from her castle. lol. Heisenberg tells her to shut the fuck up}

His huge goal is obviously to kill miranda... and then after escaping this shit village together with you. When the day comes, you two will celebrate with flipping off Lady supersized bitch and rolling off to a concert

{which likely isn't a good idea... imagine Karl wanting the microphone from the singer or something. You be chillin and there's just... a floating microphone... you be like... "Karl? what are YOU DOING?!" meanwhile Karl just has a shit eating grin as the crowd screams}

But let's not jump to far into the future...

Right now, you two are stuck under Miranda's disgusting-ass thumb.

Dark times man. It's shit, but whenever you waddle into his office whilst he's working... just y'know... get your phone out and play one of his favorite songs!

This man will {depending on his mood} shoo you away, or most-likely drop what he's doing and just... *grab* you and start juming around the room like monkies in a moshpit.

Once the song finishes, his hand will move from cupping your cheek, to cupping CHEEKS. Just him seeing you rock out to his favorite songs... is enough for Karl to get all hot 'n bothered. So expect some bending over the Work-bench and nice grindin' whilst 'Closer' by nine inch nails plays ;)

EXTRA:

if you like steampunk

this

man

will

just...

Scramble to collect little gears and screws... making little earrings, rings, necklaces etc.

also

stud bracelets.

OH

and if you like wearing chokers

be careful

that awakens a beast within him

"oh ho ho buttercup! What do we have here? Want me to attach a leash and make you *my pet*?

[weebsinstash]

Ugh okay I’m not sure if this will really fit with ur ideas but whenever anyone brings up group yanderes I’m always drawn to a specific scenario: Reader, by some miracle, gets a significant other outside of the group that, again, by a miracle, they don’t know about (I’m thinking, in this scenario, Reader travels through universes often to hang out with different spiders, and in a universe they visit frequently, they sneak off and see someone whenever the local spider is doing their spider stuff). Said s/o breaks up with Reader and they’re obviously upset. The group starts freaking tf out because their darling’s upset and not telling anyone what’s wrong, while Reader’s going through a whole internal conflict because they know they’ll be in trouble if they tell the truth, but also they know their ex will be in MAD trouble, so they’re desperately trying to hide the whole situation, which only makes things worse as the group descended into chaos, knowing that their darling is hiding *something* and not telling anyone. The whole spiderverse is working together to manipulate you/figure out what’s going on. People like Jess, Pav, and Gwen try to approach you as sympathetic friends who you can vent your issues to, while characters like Miguel and Hobie are much more upfront in telling you to tell them what’s going on, not even asking. When the truth does inevitably get revealed, it’s hell on earth for both you and your ex. (Bonus; imagine if said ex actually hurt you in some way other than breaking up, like admitting to cheating or was generally cruel to you either during the relationship or just in the breakup. The fury of your captors would be biblical)

God and from their perspective some/most of it is justified because you're walking around SIGNIFICANTLY more depressed than before, you're starting to become more anxious and jumpy, and with some people you're outright lashing out in anger if they press you on the subject, so like, even if some of the Spiders are trying to invade your privacy or even manipulate you, from their side, there's no telling how serious this problem actually is, or if it's nothing to be concerned about (in the grand scheme of things, you having a fight with your partner isn't some world shattering event, but to THEM it's 'wait Reader's been dating? who???' And like virtually no matter who it is, if they're a Normie they aren't good enough by the Society/your group's standards. Although technically if dating could potentially interfere with any of your future canon events, well, then you have a particular spicy papi very upset with you...)

So like, I haven't seen all clips of Miguel's scenes and speaking lines yet but I've been spoiling myself to a little more (I aim to see spiderverse on the big screen this weekend so I was kinda leaving some to surprise, fucking hid all my wax and edibles, im gonna dry out for a few days and hit some dabs and see this shit in IMAX and itll rewire my fucking brain shits gonna be so good) but oh my god this man gets so fucking scary. He's just on his brooding platform already stressed as fuck which is a constant state he lives in at this point and here's Jess and Peter B as concerned parents to fill him in on their concerns, what they've seen from you: sudden increased self isolating, crying more, becoming more withdrawn and quiet, refusing to talk to them about it, trying to spend all your time alone. Miguel just, trying to tether the last pieces of his mental sanity together as he decides to go visit you personally, and he can immediately tell you're hiding something from all the darting glances to the fact you don't want to look him in the eyes.

Like can you imagine, I guess it depends on how you see Reader "going about", like do they have their own home universe or whatever, but, Miguel hasn't confronted you himself yet and he decides, fine, you want to keep secrets, good fucking luck, and all of his dimensional watches he's given out are probably connected to the same servers and systems so he just, looks up your travel log and quickly identifies that you've been visiting the same universe repeatedly, but none of your friends seem to know why you would be going there. Say you've been hanging around in Gwen's universe and Miguel assumes, oh maybe you're spending time with Gwen, maybe that emo little drummer said something to upset you, but Gwen looks confused (and a little upset) when it turns out you've been apparently popping in her universe without even saying hi? And Miguel is gritting his teeth because he's starting to form a theory on what's going on and he doesn't like it one fucking bit

He teams up with Jess and Peter B and Gwen and some of your other pals and he starts triangulating your bracelet and. Wow what the fuck you're in Gwen's dimension RIGHT NOW. So then they all race towards your location to watch from a distance, some real loony tunes, "all 6 or 7 of us are hiding behind the same tree" bullshit, and, there you are from a distance, out of costume as you're clearly very upset, talking to someone that, most of the Spiders recognize instantly minus characters like Pav and Jess and Miguel and there's this resounding GROAN OF DISGUST "oh god, NOT FLASH THOMPSON" (for Spiderman lore newbies this is literally the character that bullies the fuck out of Peter Parker in high school like literal actual shoving him into lockers shit)

Peni uses her mech to send out a listening device and everyone is comically gathered around as they eavesdrop and start getting progressively more furious as they start piecing things together: you HAD been there to visit Gwen initially, but somehow you met Flash out of costume and the jockey SOMEHOW managed to woo you, but the relationship quickly became manipulative and controlling until you eventually caught Flash with another person. They're all GRITTING THEIR TEETH as you're in tears, asking him what you did wrong, where did you mess up, and Flash basically tells you to your face, "you're nothing special, I got bored of you"

Your little groupie gang of platonic and romantic yandere WITH STEAM BLOWING OUT OF THEIR EARS as you whimper "but... you-you said you loved me! We SLEPT together!" And he just. Fucking laughs in your face, SHOVES YOU, and calls you a slut before walking away with someone else on his arm

Gwen absolutely seething as she reflects on how Flash treated her Peter and Pavitr is swearing curses onto his entire family line meanwhile Hobie just like "oy would it break canon if I smash my guitar over that pisser's head". Peter 'I just wanna talk to him' B Parker as he hands Mayday off to Jess while cracking his knuckles. Miguel is, well, upset about like 10 different things because God fucking damn it, how long have you been hanging around with non-Spiders in other universes? (Do you think the Spider Society would be like, more than just a little possessive and insular, since youre supposed to be part of the Ha Ha We're All Spiderman club and they catch you hanging with normies over them) Is there anyone else? What have you been doing? He's just instantly a mixture of furious and hurt because damn it don't you know you're like his favorite, why the fuck are you running around potentially flirting with canon, don't you know how dangerous this is

But also deadass he wants to tear that man apart with his claws and he's considering checking the canon events of this universe to see if he can make it so

The Gang just watching as you pick yourself up but can't stop crying, and you drag your feet as you head to sit in a park or something, seeming like your entire form and surroundings are nothing but a depressed, deep blue. You're in a park or something so they can't exactly approach you normally because there are people around, but you just sit there crying for ages before you eventually pick yourself up and draaaaaag your feet, seeming to walk around aimlessly until, eventually, you go to a dark alley or under a bridge somewhere and they all pop out at you just as you're about to warp home anyways and you're just immediately bombarded by all these people

"Hey, you know what he said isn't true, right? Dude's a punk bitch!"

"Scuse me? I take that personally. He IS a total fuckin wanker though"

"Hon, you can't let what some ego-tripping blonde who peaked in high school said make you feel like this! He ain't worth it!"

And you're just standing there looking at them as your heart breaks a little more because you HAD been wanting some kind of support in all of this but you're muttering out with disbelief, "you guys followed me...?" And you're really hurt by that, but, here comes Miguel, stalking forward, putting a hand on your shoulder that's one part sympathetic comfort, one part possessive anger as he glowers at you with chestnut eyes that almost look RED, "anything else you wanna share?"

Miguel marching back to the weekly We Love Reader meeting and slapping a graphic up onto the wall with your face like a PSA "THIS Spider FUCKS and only YOU can stop it" fhfjfjg no not really but like non yandere Spiders are doing their own thing when, from a secret meeting room somewhere in Nueva York, the ground practically shakes with dozens upon dozens if not hundreds of voices crying out in agony "NOT FLASH THOMPSON 😩"

Bonus points if like, one of the things The Gang had witnessed was you crying and all that right, but, what if Reader had specifically said to Flash, "but I gave you my VIRGINITY" like. Mayhem. Pandemonium. All the Spiders have a sudden "aha!" because wow no wonder you suddenly started talking about how you're worthless and don't matter, this DICK HEAD lured you into a false sense of security and trust and then took your virginity and bounced while calling you a fucking loser and judging by that shove, has maybe even put his hands on you before? Like fuckinnnngggg The Society and your entire friend group freaking the fuck out one day because you have a black eye one day you were trying to hide with sunglasses and you say it was from a Villain but they're all like Nah Fam That's Sus because how would a villain pop one off on your face when you have super strength and Spidey Sense and they get you/intimidate you to open up and it's like, oh, that was because your "boyfriend" didnt like how you thought you smelled someone else's perfums/cologne on him and he lost his temper when you pressed him for answers, and even when you tell them the truth you're still crying with a small laugh, "it was my fault, I should've backed off and realized I was upsetting him"

Reader just gets surrounded by all their friends and "the cute Spiders" like the cat Spiderman and oh my fucking god there's a plushie Spiderman and just, gosh, they try to basically smother you with love to cheer you up and bring your confidence back but your heart has been wounded and needs time to heal 🥺 regardless, later on Detective Stacey is having to investigate and finds Mr Thompson in an alleyway with a busted knee that permanantly ends any sort of athletic career and the words "CHEATER" cut across his body in multiple places while he's covered in scratches, bruises, bites, and he keeps mumbling the weirdest most incoherent shit under his breath that gets him hospitalized

"The- the pig... it TALKED... it pulled out a HAMMER... from its POCKET... the pig... had ... POCKETS..."

[myfriendtheghost]

alrighty, so I met Josh in mid April this year and honestly I have half of the interaction blocked off my brain cause I'm embarrassed as shit but here goes nothing. We met a bar and before my friend and I ran into them I had already drank a couple of shots and had a gummy edible that was kicking in, so I was a bit buzzed. So, my friend and I (who's also a greta girly) we go in and they are playing pool and we just walk beside them pretending we don't know who they are, while we are freaking tf out internally, and the bartender is yelling last call so we took a shot and turn back around they (josh, jake, and danny) are gone. We are like goddamn! cause we didn't get to talk to them and we get out of the bar and as we are walking down an alleyway there is a door with like lights inside, seemed a bit sketch, but we go in to drown our sorrows in alcohol. We get in and instantly I see josh with jita with a friend of theirs I assume, so I'm like this is a sign of the universe like be fr. My friend didn't notice him since she was getting a drink and the place was pretty loud, so I was like I'm going in. I don't know if it was the alcohol, weed, excitement, or dumbassery rushing through my body, but I just turn to josh and go, yooo I fucking love greta van fleet, your music makes me not want to die. He laughs and is like thank you, and after I introduce myself and my friend (she was in shock man the only thing she could do was smile and nod lmao we laugh about it now) I'm like when I listen to tbagg I see a movie in my head fr, and he seemed super flattered and giggly; then I go like what are you doing here🤨 (in the city I study in cause it seemed a bit random cause they didn't have a show there) and he laughs again and goes to my EAR and says, If I tell you I might have to kill you, when I tell you my body FROZE I was like sir? pls spare mercy sir. So I was like kill me then, and he giggles again and says we are recording some stuff enjoyng the city, and I was like I really like the trees here, do you like the trees? bruh WHAT KIND OF QUESTION??, like bffr and he was like yeah i do lol, and then I ask him if he knows spanish, cause our native languages are spanish; and he said that he took spanish in highschool but he doesn't really remember much, so I go, do you wanna know insults in spanish😏? BRUH??, he laughs and goes alright, so I was like ight what you wanna know, and he said some weird shit sum sum bastards, so we just told him to say something in spanish, and I kept high-fiving him for some reason? idk. After that my friend was finally able to say something to him and told him that she saw them in vegas with metallica, and I was like yeah we are going to see you in jacksonville in october, he was like no way cool! and so I go... play flower power in jacksonville or else 🔫 while pointing a finger gun at him. BRO EYE---? He laughs and was like well see😏, and my friend told him you guys should make a song in spanish and he said jokingly that they've tried that but didn't work out. And I as I said before, the place was pretty loud so he would constantly say, this place is too loud and motioned me to talk in his EAR? bruh when I tell you I died saw heaven, hell, god, jupiter, man I was dying inside gawddamn; bruh I felt his hair on my cheek I can die peacefully fr. So I ask him like, I hate to be that person but can we take a pic 👉👈, he said what? and I repeated the question, and he said what? and again said this place is too loud, and I was like don't mind if I do😏, and tell him in his ear if we can take a pic. We take it, and they came out sick, and finally he asks if he looks good, and I told him that he looks fabulous and he laughed and said thank you to us, and we were like? THANK YOU, sir wdym thank us? he looked genuinely thankful it was an out of body experience fr. And what I gotta say about him, the rumors are true people is he pretty shy, and very giggly, he was laughing at everything I said and I'm not funny bruh, maybe because I was making a fool outta myself but, idk. He is probably 5"5, no taller than 5"6 :)

SHUT UP OMG THANK U FOR SHARING THIS WITH ME 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 if Josh whispered in my ear I would be meeting Jesus as soon as it happened I’m so serious

[charmixpower]

What about the Winx girls getting hurt in front of the guys during a fight?

I'm assuming the injury is really bad, bc they've definitely seen eachother injured on screen lol

Sky is internally screaming, probably extremally screaming. He's over protective AF of Bloom so his reaction is pretty, very, extreme. Remember his single minded rage when he was mind controlled in s3? That's just how he is when he's in over protective mode (which Diaspro forced him into), he's officially a man on a mission to protect Bloom. Fuck ANYTHING that tries to stop him. Somehow manages to get things done via pure force of will and making shit up on the fly. The guys are all like "Ohhhh THIS is why he's a top student, I understand now" while Sky is just 90% spite now

Brandon is um panicking. Brandon prides himself on being able to roll with punches, bc lord know he wouldn't of been able to keep with the Eraklyon Royal family if he wasn't able to but this breaks most of his carefully designed composure. There's is a lot of freaking the fuck out and trying to get Stella to safety because this wasn't supposed to happen he wasn't prepared for this. It's even worse bc Stella has the most combat experience/skill so she's one of the least likely to be gravely injured. Freaking tf out

Timmy is so freaked the fuck out. Apparently according to s1 Timmy?? Isn't Strong enough?? To pick Tecna up?? He just kinda covers her with his on body and can't do anything?? (Feel my rage at the writers) Anyways I think he'd take over Tecna's role as a tactician long enough for everyone to save and heal Tecna and she can take it back over. It's a very functional reaction, still freaked out tho

If Musa got hurt in front of Riven while their dating that just means it was physically impossible for him to jump in front of her...or he was restrained from doing so because he would die (no magic protecting him) and she wouldn't (really powerful fairy). He's so fucking pissed at himself it isn't even funny. Musa was right there!! And he couldn't do shit!!! Practically inconsolable. This is the fun space when he gets to angry that it becomes sadness again. Depression rears its ugly head and he he goes between really angry at himself and moping around

Helia has forgotten everyone else exists, his only thought is protecting Flora. Helia is protective as FUCK (ex. Helia growling Valtor's name when he appeared, like Helia was gonna throw down with the man that killed a planet). Helia is very skilled so he would absolutely be able to remove Flora easily, uncaring or really anything else. However after Flora is safe he really doesn't know what to do with himself? He had the most medical training out of the guys so he'll try to help Flora but he's kinda just floundering

Mirta is now using her magic to distract whatever hurt Flora so she can save Flora. Does she have a plan? Fuck no. She's functioning off of pure emotion, not thoughts head empty. Once she saves Flora she starts trying to murder the thing that did that to Flora lmao

Nabu has already teleported to Aisha and started healing her. He has the situation mostly under control. Now isn't the time to freak out. He has both the power and the skill to help Aisha and help prevent more injures. He can freak out later

[phagvision]

how did u realize that u were a lesbian?

ever since i was a kid, girls were the only thing that i was affected by in da whole world, really i was obsessed, freaky, would stare at the girls in my class twenty-four-hours..would do anything 2 get their attention, but i was also very shy around them, i would drawn them, try to make them laugh..imagine wht would feel like to touch them, be with them, get closer WHATVER I JUST THOUGHT I WAS REALLY WEIRD

1st girl i remember having actual feelingz for was when i was arround idk 6-7years old, her name was mariana. what really got me going about her wasn't how pretty she was, but really her smile cause she had little dimples and i thought it was cute, the way she was quirky..left me fascinated like she was strange forreal but sooo funny, so i would try really hard to impress her, 2 the point i failed math class because i knew she was also bad at math and by doing that i'd be able 2 get in private classes, by her side, same class..just da two of us.. BTW SHE DIDNT GAVE A SHIT ABOUT ME BUT I WAS SOOO IN LOVE

whenever i heard my friends talk abt boys they had a crush on i wanted 2 kms in front of them cause I COULDN'T POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY SAW IN BOYS so i felt like a freak most of da time.. funny now but back then it was terrifying 2 get asked who i had a crush on cause i didn't thought about boys, i just thought about other girls but couldnt say shit, oh so men.. what is there 2 say about them? 😹😹 they were just there, growing up, bois had a thing 4 me and i would get weirded out by it, i was just indifferent, i had many friends who were bois, would hang out with them just normal. boys did wanted me to be their gf which is insane bc i got asked out like 3 times by these men and i could nawt evr possible feel the same, so ive rejected a lot of men in dis lifetime..its funny looking back how t fuc i pulled men looking the way i look tf maybe they were all gay and confused or they were into lesbianz i dont Fuckin know okay alexa play pink triangle by weezer..

when i was around 14-15, i had this thing with this straight girl in highschool, we almost kissed at some point but she said she had a crush on this man.. and i cried a lot likee that one brought me 2 my knees i was down bad..i even tried 2 hook them up because i jst wanted 2 stop crying over her n get over with it quickly (will byers moment) when i thought i got over it because i was like naahh i can't be doing this gay shit anymore cause all i do is fall for these straight gurls im not a dyke can Gawd just make me straight already gawd pleasee ( internalized homophobia? who tf knows i did spent 1 year in a catholic school and YES I DID FALL FOR MY 48YO BIBLE STUDIES TEACHER ) anyways thee straight girl found me at a supermarket one year later.. we we're not in highschool anymore..mind you i was with my niece there and SHE SAW ME getting all shy in front of her and then later my niece was like itz okay if ur gay..a dyke whtv i was just wondering how i could make myself dissapear that day. da straight girl was like hiiii..how are youu.. SHE ONLY SAID THAT and all those feelings came back, her name was debora, never saw again, lost her contact. gawd bless her soul. hope her and her man have beautiful kids 2gether👍

[morganas-pendragons]

Carol Peletier And Why She Has So Many Hearts

Okay, so I completely forgot about this today. I've been prescribed a new medication that has absolutely knocked my body out of order and I have been doing nothing except sleeping.

I just remembered today is the Blitz, so I thought.. why not?

I know that Carol is a widely hated character in TWD, but I have never quite been able to fathom why. I didn't come into the show until 5B when Beth had been killed off - and when I went back to the beginning to watch it up to Coda before the mid-series premiere aired, I was always drawn to her. It's not just Melissa's phenomenal acting or the fact that they changed the character story so drastically (which in turn basically changed the show, in my opinion).

It's how real she is.

Hear me out. I know many people IRL who don't understand how someone like me (and others) can get attached to people who don't exist. It's ludicrous. They're not real, they haven't done anything for/to you to impact you that way.

But haven't they?

I don't speak on the behalf of DV survivors, that is not my intent. But as someone who has been through their own trauma... I see so much strength in Carol. Even right from the beginning when she put that axe into Ed's head, I thought... this one. This is the one I'm going to love.

Let me just give you a few of the many examples of her perseverance and strength...

a. lost her husband (even if he did deserve it)

b. lost her kid (who didn't deserve it, and even 10+ years after the fact it still effects her)

c. got abandoned by the side of the road for seemingly doing the right thing and keeping her family safe

d. took out the wolves by herself despite the fact that she, as the show progresses, has difficulty with killing

e. took out all those female saviors by herself

f. took out terminus by her freaking self

g. the entirety of her arc in s10 LOL DO I NEED TO REPEAT THIS????

I've said it once, and I'll say it 1800 times. 90% of TF would not be alive if she had not stepped in to save them on so many accounts. It's made known multiple times across the seasons.

But what I really want to hit on is how real Carol is because of the way Melissa portrays her pain.

There's two scenes I think of when I go back to this. The one in s7 where Morgan tells her about Glenn, and the one in S10 where she and Daryl are in the woods and she tells Daryl she doesn't know how to tell him about how/what she feels.

Man, as someone who doesn't grieve well and often compartmentalizes to the worst possible extent, those scenes hit me like a truck.

Because here is this woman, the very definition of strength and perseverance in the face of all that has ever tried to drag her down... and she never learned how to mourn.

She was always too busy putting other people before herself. You know as well as I do that the motif of fire/cigarettes and those things will kill you is very much directed back at Carol. She's wanted to die for a very, very long time.

But she doesn't. Despite all that pain, and the guilt, and the internal suffering and her inability to confront her losses (which wow do I empathize with) she keeps pushing on anyway.

And I really do believe that's the best part of her character -- how human Melissa plays her. That's why she resonates with so many is because she feels real. She goes through real things, she experiences real pain and shows a resistance to grieving that is very common and very difficult to go through.

Why does Carol Peletier have so many hearts?

Because Melissa McBride made her real.

To us.

For us.

[zhongrin]

Yes I need it Rin, but I already get it by looking at pics from him <3 (and the one you drew for me, PLS IM STILL LOSING OVER IT)

Oh you bet he wants you to show it off, after all - he wants everyone to know you're his and his alone. <3

Dw I already record it for you hehe 💞

LMAO PLS IM SO WEAK, I won't be able to lift him up, so ig I just drag him home by his legs or sum LDBSOISBA

NO PLS DONT OR ELSE ILL FAINT WHILE FAINTING (WITH TONGUE?? OH ARCHONS....)

what camera, hehe 🤭📸

🤨 sus.

Ofc ofc I will! (And I will fluster myself while at it! <//3)

OMG ITS BEAUTIFUL DISHSKKA such a thoughtful gift from you <33

But Alhaithams too PLSSS a hawk cuz of his constellation I'm losing it dksbsosnw

Relationship goals frfr

Baizhu and me aren't that gift givers, our gift is the love we show to the other one. <3 but he gifted me a necklace once and I wear it like.. always under my clothes, the necklace is green with a flower in the middle <3 and I gifted him a bracelet he wears too. Its made out of balls with small dendro symbols in it (selfmade) 💞

FoODBEKSJWIWIW RIN. RIN. RIN. RIN. DONT GIVE ME IDEAS and don't fluster me pls don't touch me dksbjwowbsnsk, I'll take it as deep as he wants

Pls that sounds so Zhongli like omfg;; and him pampering you?? Plsssss and the scent kink I smell it LMAO. 💞

Yes. 1 in all, Alhaitham thinks it's too time consuming to have multiple ones, I gotchu not only when you give him head

Hehe <33 I saw through u Rin 💞

PLS RIN OMGG ITS SO CUTE DOSHSJKSNSJSN I MEAN BAIZHU WOULD. MANS HELLA IN LOVE LIKE ME. PLS. I NEED IT. (I'm not desperate nooo)

Yes Zhongli seems like the guy who sleeps at 1am and wakes up at 6am fully rested LMAOOO (pls Rin I feel u 🤝) akifhjsk KITHES!! 💞💞

Mmmm I see I see, I understand<33 and totally valid - yes, weekends are there to rest hehe (or third option, ya are having fun *wink wink*) LMAO ALHAITHAM SO RUDE. but ngl he would sorry :(( but how do you wake him up then, if you would? (And Zhongli too?)

but more is always better no? <3 (byehsldjflksjdlkfjskldf you're too sweet vi pls <3 <3 <3)

y-yes sir hsldkfjdsf man i'm so down bad

good it shall be forever immortalized and passed as a family heirloom

oh yeah so like this lmao-

double hit noice it's ok sweetie as he said he'll take a very good care of you :)

pls i saw it in a market once and i went THIS BUT DRAGONS FOR MY HUBBY <3 <3

i am now imagining kaveh going on a cleaning spree (bc let's admit it we all have gone into cleaning mode to procrastinate work-) and haitham freaking out (internally, like that emoji of his) bc he thought he misplaced the bookmark.... when kaveh just put back the book he was reading onto the bookshelf lmao

awwww that's adorable.... a necklace!!!! and a bracelet!!!!! pls i love love love jewelery gifts bc you can wear them all the time yesssss!!! i can also kinda see baizhu regularly giving you flowers somehow. probably overused the "these flowers are radiant, aren't they? yet none of them compares to you" line too lol ;))

he'd moan shakily when you do that, and momentarily his fingers might tighten a little around your hair, but he'd immediately release them and give you a choked out apology. please forgive him, you're just too good.... <3

the dragon instincts likes what it likes ykyk 🐉

"it's efficient and it works. i don't understand what your problem is." - al haitham when kaveh and i confront him about his choice in soap probably. u right he probably does it too while he fucks me from behi- /bonked

you're both so smitten with each other please i can't shldfkjsljdklfjlksdf <3 <3 <3 he'd admire every little thing too. the way your eyelashes flutter, the way your skin look under the sunlight, the way your lips are temptingly seducing him- ;)))

or he'd go to bed at 3 and wake up at 6 still looking like a GOD see what i did there LIKE HOW TF (cries look i love cooking but it's not my fault i'm not talented at it and lacks common sense with measurements-) how do i wake zhongli up? hmmmm on the very rare occasions that he's asleep unfortunately he's as still as a rock (ha). there is. there is nothing i can do to wake him up vi. i've tried kisses. i've tried bites. he's not waking up if he doesn't want to wake up hsldkfjlsdf

fun cough cough yes indeed we really should soundproof our bedroom huh he's a bastard but i love him nonetheless hsldfkjsd i guess i'd have my payback tho. since he's being rude with waking me up, whenever i have to do it, i'd do the same to him lmao probaby would do morning blowjobs that always start out the day strong-

[blinktimes182]

PE anon here, I'm so glad to hear you're doing okay! The anxiety of it is really hard to bear with, it's been really hard for me. I haven't delved into compression stockings at all but elevating my legs has become a ritual. With the pe being chronic it means it could come back if I even miss one dose of the blood thinners ugh, there were clots in so many places and it's still terrifying. I finally started doing normal things again and I went horseback riding the other day and fell off my horse! Usually it'd be nothing for me, I got back on and continued riding but now I'm freaking out about getting a brain bleed or something which probably isn't likely but who tf knows anymore. Who knew blood could cause so much internal pain man, it's mind blowing honestly when you really think about it.

Hello! Sorry I never answered this ask, I saw it when out and meant to reply but its just been sitting there gathering dust

Yeah I'm on Citalopram for my anxiety/depression now, so that starting to become manageable 🤞🤞 I know how you feel though, knowing that if I run out and can't get medication, every day I'm like a ticking time bomb that's more and more likely to give off genuinely terrifies me.

Thankfully I never had any hobbies where I'd be prone to injuries other than football (soccer) and that was more for fitness than anything. I really hope you manage to continue on with your horseriding though 🧡 and if not I hope you find another hobbies that fills you up with just as much joy

[peachenle]

I AM FINALLY HERE OMG so sorry for the long time waiting feedback/comment on CAPTAIN'S LOG ahem

And you did not want to be caught in the mess of policemen shining flashlights into mascara stained faces.

LMFAO I'LL BE HONEST been there before LOLOL minus the mascara stained faces fhnjkdasfdjskasjkd

“I think you have a problem, another weekend like this and you’re going to have to pay for my liver transplant,” you said to Yunjin when you returned.

OMG me to my friends back then when they would party every weekend jhdsadjskaajksd i'd get a text every Thursday, "wanna drink this weekend?" i had to start lying to stay home lmao

“Oh, sorry babe - didn’t see you there,” snickered one of the boys.

BABE? I'M ABOUT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE GUT RN DHJSAKHDJAK

Seeing him up close, there was no point in denying that he was cute, especially with the furrow in his brow he wore due to the thought of his friends.

the way i fangirled and gushed because his brows furrowing BYE

your internal facepalm for trying to make a pass at the cute boy from the circ desk

ASDFGHJK GIRRRRRRRRRRRRL SMOOTH but too soon

He smiled, and leaned in closer to make sure you heard each other, “Library, right?”

THIS AINT EVEN SUNGHOON AND I STILL BLUSHED BYE

You cringed seeing the line of people all waiting for the bathroom.

THE TRUTH IN THIS OMG

You turned around to meet eyes with Sunghoon’s neck, he was awfully close. He took a half step back upon seeing your surprised eyes, but gave you a smile.

OH MY GOD SGFDHAJDAJKSDK i would have freaked tf out and probably pee in my pants right then and there lolol

His white shirt was loosely buttoned, revealing several inches of his chest, his skin smooth. Sunghoon leaned down to whisper, “If you’re trying to be subtle about checking me out, it’s really not working.” He smelled strongly of coconut rum, explaining his boldness.

THE WAY I LET OUT A GOD DAMN SHRIEKING SCREAM! DGHJSAKHDJKASH GOODBYE SUNGHOON I AM LEAVING

10:10 - LADIES SHOT HAHA

IDK WHY BUT I LAUGHED SO LOUD AT THIS HAHAHAHA

11:12 pm - FUCK I MISSED 11:11, but I still wish for pu$$y

WHO WROTE THIS? JAKE? LMAOOOOOO i am fucking wheezing byeeeeeeeeeee

11:30 pm please I beg of a crumb of puss for my boy Jay please add him on snap here: jjongseong420

NOT THE 420 HAHAHAHAHAHA i am crying WHO MADE THIS LOG? this is way too funny oh lord

Sunghoon didn’t take the hint and laughed out loud, “Holy shit, was that Heeseung?”

NAUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DHJSAKHDJAKSHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY EYES

“I know our hockey team is mostly composed of skinny boys, which is already unusual… But you?” Your eyes traced down his slim figure, “A coach?”

and the roasting begins LOLOL i freaken let out an ugly ass laugh on this part. WORTH ROASTING

“Damn, I didn’t think you could get any hotter,” you blurted out, honestly surprised. Usually you’d feel at least some regret admitting that, but the way Sunghoon’s ears burned red? Priceless.

WHAT A PUNK DHJASKDHAJKSHSA I LOVE THIS

It was he who made the first move, his hand pressing lightly on your thigh as he leaned towards you. You fluttered your eyes shut, fully anticipating his lips against yours, only to open your eyes in confusion a few seconds later after nothing. He was biting his lip to not burst out laughing, his hand now stroking the top of your thigh. “Sorry, I just- it’s fun to tease.”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH IM GONNA PUNCH THIS ASSHOLE LMAO HOW DID I KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE FAKE AND IT IS! PARK SUNGHOON, COME HERE YOU DICK!

“Be careful. The people under the balcony might hear you.”

“Jeez, Sunghoon, are you an exhibitionist or something?” You teased.

EXACTLY! STFU, SUNGHOON! GIRL, GET YO MAN!

And as you felt his fingers slip inside of you, the door swung open, another busy pair of bodies stumbling towards the bed. And, obviously in the darkness, you screamed, but so did Sunghoon. And so did the other couple. “Wait… Sunghoon?” The guy said, his voice sounding surprised and almost proud?

DGHJAKSHDJKASHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH IM SORRY BUT THE WAY I FUCKING LAUGHED AGAIN omg i need water. im choking

He chuckled too, thankful you were nonchalant about everything, and leaned down to kiss you again.

awwww T_T not a soft lil kiss. dont hurt me like this.

2:02a - LOL YO SUNGHOON VIRGINITY IS NO MORE! VIRGIN

2:20am - ^ NO FUCKIN WAY HOON???

2:33 am - ^  IT WAS ME I TOOK IT LOL -JAKE

  WAIT THE SHOE NOT THE VIRGINITY

VIRGIN?! JAKE! AHHAHAHAHHAHA THIS GETS FUNNIER OMG i cant right now. my stomach is hurting hdjaskdhjaskhdsjka

“See you at the HYB house tonight? I’ll make sure there's enough Malibu,” he flashed you a vague smile and walked off. 

STFU JAKE HDSJAHDSAKS you lil shit omg imma fight him

“Can’t you just pass the door guy a couple bills and call it a night?”

“Bitch, I’m literally broke. If they say no, I’ll just sneak in from the side.”

ahhhh sneaking in minors... dhsajdhajk the good old days LOL omg never again!!! ahahahahhahaha

Sunghoon nodded. “Yes, mommy,” he visibly cringed as you blinked at him. “Ugh, sorry, the pledges have to call the girls that tonight.” He turned around to pour your drink. You, too, turned to look the other way.

THE WAY I CRINGED IM SORRY SUNGHOON. DHJASKHAHAHAHAHA

He was so good-looking, even from behind.

the way that i've been crying to my friends about his back shots from the fansites all morning oh gawd

You thought to yourself, now am I getting laid?

GIRL! WE MUST STAY FOCUS.

The sirens in your head went off again as he slid an arm under you, pulling your heavy head against his chest.

WEEWOOWEEWOO I NEED WATER ASAP

Sunghoon mumbled, “You okay? Need water?” He was aimlessly scrolling through his front page of Netflix.

YES

Sunghoon climbed on top of you, lightly pinning your wrists against his sheets.

THE HAND WRESTLING TO THIS? #TEAMFERAL

“If this is all you want from me, I can’t do that.” He said seriously. “I don’t want to just hook up with you, plus you drank too much.” 

awwww women respecter frfr omg imma go cry buckets of ice cream brb

Eventually agreeing on watching Saiki K

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE SAIKI K AND HIS WEEB ASS WOULD WATCH THIS. ALL I GOTTA SAY IS, SAIKI IS JUNGWON LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sunghoon dipped his face deeper into your hair and neck, with a soft groan as if to shut you up.

SCREAMING! SUNGHOON, CHILL I NEED TO BREATHE

Maybe Sunghoon was a green flag.

I READ THIS LINE RIGHT HERE and Shoutout CAME ON MY PLAYLIST bye i am leaving this sunghoon fandom rn

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH EM! THIS WAS SO GOOD. LIKE SO FREAKEN GOOD. i am crying buckets of tears. like T_T it was so sweet. SUNGHOON, GREEN FLAG, EVERYWHERE!!!! The way he's like "can we not hook up?" T-T ANYTHING FOR YOU, STUPID! and how he made her drink water to sober her up so no headache will happen in the morning. THE WAY HE DIDNT CARE IF SHE STANK because oh gawd im always like OOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFF DJSAKHDSJAKHSKA T-T ugh Shoutout started playing and now im crying lmao my emotions are all over the place. this is so beautiful <3

GENIE AHHHH THANK YOUUU

HAHAHA i was so excited to hear your thoughts and you didn’t disappoint 🥺 IM SPOILED! a whole essay indeed <3

im so glad you enjoyed it! i was going in between if i wanted to actually make sunghoon a fuck boy but i just couldnt - hes too soft ;(

and thank you for pointing out some of my favorite lines too HAHA your commentary is so fucking funny - much of this fic was my recounting of silly party moments of mine too

thank you so much, it means a lot <3

[intoafandom]

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME SPOILERS!!!!!

Sorry i dont know how to do that cut thing sooooo just scroll lol.

Ok so I just saw the movie and i have A LOT to talk about and i need to get this out of my system so i can somehow sleep tonight 😂

First of all i LOVE that we were just thrown straight into the action during the opening scene. No bs just BOOM “SPIDER MAN HIT ME!!” SHUT THE FVCK UP KAREN!!

And speaking of karen’s lol, I binge watched every spider man movie ever during this past week and I watched far from home last night and UM at the end may asked peter where his bags were and then she goes “oh yeah they got blown up” AND UM PETER’S SUIT WAS IN HIS BAG. YOU KNOW, THE ICONIC RED AND BLUE ONE THAT TONY MADE FOR HIM. SO IS THAT DESTROYED? ARE WE EVER GUNNA HEAR FROM KAREN AGAIN!? PLEASE I NEED HER😫

NED AND PETER YELLING DUDE AT EACH OTHER THROUGH THE PHONE LOL

And then after all the sht he’s suddenly dealing with, all Peter wants to talk about is May and Happy’s relationship

Ned incriminating himself during the interrogation scene😂

WHEN FREAKING MATT MURDOC SHOWED UP OMFG MY ENTIRE FREAKING THEATER STARTED SCREAMING WHEN WE SAW THE CANE!!

AND WHEN HE CAUGHT THE BRICK AND THEYRE LIKE HOW DID U DO THAT AND HE’S JUST LIKE IM A GOOD LAWYER LMAOOO

Also whoever threw that brick, GO TO HELL

And speaking of hell, everyone who decided to draw devil horns on peter, yall cant head there too just saying

And NGL when they were like, we need a safe place to stay, TELL ME WHY THE FIRST THOUGHT I HAD WHEN I SAW HAPPY’S APARTMENT WAS “OMG IS THAT PETER’S ROOM!? LIKE IS THAT THE ROOM TONY HAD FOR PETER!?”

Its cuz of all the fanfics i read where he gets a guest room all decorated for him

But like come on all the decorations and stuff on the walls really made me think it was peter’s

Like the islanders jersey?

DUM-E!?!?

WE GOT DUM-E IN A SPIDER MAN MOVIE YALL I CANT HANDLE THIS

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW HAPPY GAVE PETER HIS LITERAL FREAKING BEDROOM

THOSE TWO HAVE COME SO FAR FROM CIVIL WAR AND HOMECOMING IT HURTSSSSSSS

And UM BETTY UM WHAT TF ARE YOU DOING REPORTING ON PETER FOR THE DAILY BUGLE, WHO YOU KNOW FREAKING HATE HIM

LIKE GIRL PETER IS YOUR EX’S BEST FRIEND WTF ARE YOU DOING

Anyways I LOVE Peter’s teachers so much. They were funny af in ffh and they were funny in this movie as well. When one of them saluted Peter 😂

And when all the kids were taking pictures of him as if y’all didn’t participate in bullying him his entire high school career

Yeah you lil hoes, I REMEMBER WHAT YALL CHANTED AT LIZ’S PARTY IN HOMECOMING

And speaking of liz’s party, FLASH DONT ACT LIKE YALL ARE BFF’S AS IF YOU DIDNT BULLY HIM YOUR WHOLE LIFE

Also i DIED when they showed flash’s initial reaction to finding out peter was spider man

Anyways the college scenes really struck me. I’m 19 so I literally just went through the whole college admissions process and Peter not getting accepted to any school, even despite his intelligence and achievements (like bruh he interned with tony freaking stark bro) was really sad honestly. And they fact that none of them got into MIT and you could see it on their faces was so upsetting

Also backtracking a bit, when they first mentioned how they wanted to go there when they were on the rooftop and Peter goes “there’s plenty of crime in boston right” i DIED at that cuz I’m from Massachusetts and dont live far from Boston at all and just hearing the name of the city im so close to was just 😄

And the “wicked” thing 😉 iykyk

So now we head to dr strange and all the snow lol. This scene was very different from what we saw in the trailers. I was expecting wong to tell him not to cast it but all he said was “leave me out of it”????? Like ??

Also he’s the sorcerer supreme now?? Cuz strange blipped? But shouldn’t the most powerful one be the sorcerer supreme like the last one said (remember, the bald lady. Idk if she actually had a real name)

But anyways I found it really interesting that wong never actually talked him out of casting the spell in canon.

Anyways I really like how the spell casting scene played out. How one by one Peter started adding ppl to the list of who should still be allowed to remember that he’s Spider-Man, and then how the world seemed to break apart, kind of symboling and foreshadowing the end of the movie.

I also love how Peter didn’t realize he could call MIT associates and plead his case to them. It shows how he’s still a kid and hasn’t learned that there’s multiple options instead of just one in any given situation. Which again kind of foreshadows the main plot divergence of the movie (how he wants to send them back but figures out ways to help them instead of letting them die)

Also, REALLY FLASH? PETER IS GOING THROUGH THIS SHT AND YOURE LOWKEY BLACKMAILING HIM?!

Anyways when Peter waved at the helicopter and was like I CAN SEE YOU I died 😂

And when doc oc showed up and the whole theater started screaming and cheering

But I absolutely love how we got to see Peter actually protecting regular old civilians during this scene. He was helping them off the bridge and saving the falling cars.

It gave serious parallels to tasm 1 when peter has all of the cars hanging off the bridge after his first encounter with the lizard

And I honestly dont like that lady he saved. Like bruh he really had to save your life for you to reconsider? As if he wasn’t already the smartest kid to apply to ur ‘dumb’ school

Lol see what i did there hehe

Anyways I really did love the scene where peter was fighting doc oc. And i LOVED when Peter took control of his arms with the nano tech and made him move around like a puppet 😂 and i LOST IT when he opened and closed his hand a few times like idk it was just so funny to me

AND WHEN GREEN GOBLIN THREW HIS BOMB THE WHOLE THEATER WENT INSANE AND THEN HE ACTUALLY APPEARED SKIDKDKDKSK MY FAVORITE VILLAIN EVER😫

Also when lizard showed up and everyone in the theater went crazy and they were like “A DINOSAUR” 😂

AND BRO WHEN THEY WERE DESCRIBING GREEN GOBLIN AND PETER’S LIKE “a flying..green elf” HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA BRO THAT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE LINES IN THE WHOLE MOVIE I WAS LAUGHING FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES

Also whoever threw the paint at peter YOURE ON MY LIST TOO

But the inside-out spidey suit was cool af

AND WHEN ELECTRO AND SANDMAN SHOWED UP EVERYONE WENT CRAZY!!

AND THE SOUND DESIGN OMG I COULD LITERALLY HEAR THE SAND AND ELECTRICITY BEHIND ME AND GOING AROUND MY HEAD

AND AHHHHH BRO WHEN THEY PLAYED ELECTRO’S THEME SONG I FREAKING SCREAMED BECAUSE THAT SONG IS SO SICK AND I LOVE IT AND I LITERALLY SAVED IT ON SPOTIFY THE OTHER DAY CUZ ITS SO GOOD AND I LISTENED TO IT TODAY CUZ ITS SO GOOD AND THEN THEY PLAYED IT AHHHHHHH

Also im glad he started out as his blue self from tasm 2 and transitioned to getting his body back. “Are we just gunna pretend im not standing here buck a$$ naked”

And osborn fighting with his dark side and smashing his mask!! And then he goes and finds may and she implants the idea to help them in Peter’s head

And i love Peter’s moral compass. He doesn’t want the villains to die even when they do terrible things. Its a throwback to homecoming when he saves the vulture.

AND PETER FREAKING ASTRAL PROJECTING AND HE CAN STILL MOVE HIS PHYSICAL BODY BRO THAT WAS HILARIOUS.

But like im assuming its his natural spider sense thing. Like thats SO cool like he doesn’t even need to be conscious for his spidey sense to work

AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT SPIDER MAN IN THE MIRROR DEMENTION LIKE AHH

AND HE BEAT DR STRANGE AT OWN GAME. I looooved this scene cuz its a perfect combustion of spider man AND peter parker at work. He shows his actual intelligence by figuring out its geometry “you know whats cooler than magic.....MATH!!!!”

And when Peter takes them all back to happy’s place and later happy’s on the phone like ????

But anyways CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW PETER RECREATED THE CHIP FOR OTTO LIKE OMFG THIS DR HAS SPENT HIS ENTIRE CAREER WORKING ON THIS STUFF AND PETER JUST FIGURES IT ALL OUT. They REALLY showcased Peter’s intelligence in this movie which i adored cuz we never got to see that side of him in the mcu. Like in tasm 1 we got the whole compilation of peter creating his web shooters and just generally being really smart so seeing mcu peter’s brain at work was soook satisfying

And call me crazy but I FREAKING LOVED Peter’s relationship with osborn. He seemed to actually really like Peter when green goblin wasn’t in control and it was very cool and refreshing to see.

AND TONY’S FREAKING ARC REACTOR CONSIDOANODOSKJDOAKS

And i love that immediately after doc oc gets cured he automatically wants to help peter

Now listen. Can we TALK about Peter’s spidey sense. This is what ffh was leading up to. I ADORED the way his spidey sense was portrayed in this movie. It was INCREDIBLY well done. The way the sound got muted and faded out and all of the voices were quiet and echo-y. And the way things ALMOST felt slow motion as he walked around happy’s home and how his footsteps were so loud and you could almost feel them. And that light high pitched sound that occurred every time he sensed something. (It reminded me of all the times peter hallucinates gwen’s father in tasm 2) I thought it was absolutely brilliant the way it was portrayed and it deserves some credit. It was so cool and creepy at the same time and it made the scene so suspenseful and unique. That build up to the first fight with green goblin was so well executed and was one of my favorite things about the whole movie

Speaking of favorite things in the movie, one of my favorite scenes was Peter’s fight with green goblin. It was SO suspenseful and just flat out insane. They way he told may to run before the fight started, the way everyone escaped, and the actual fight itself. It was just so BRUTAL ive never seen anything like it in an mcu movie. They were just trading blows back and forth with no freaking breaks. Goblin picked him up and slammed him into the floor so hard they smashed through multiple floors of the building. And Peter sitting on his shoulders/ front side and just repeatedly throwing gruesome punched and elbows at goblins head. It was so intense and flat out brutal.

And BRO when he had Peter pinned on the floor and he grabbed his hair and pulled him up a bit and Peter STILL tells may to run cuz the serum didn’t work. That was STRAIGHT OUT OF A FANFIC BRO I SWEAR. Thats like exactly how I picture peter in the fanfics when he’s getting hurt like that

And then when he sent the glider at May bro omfg. And on top of that he threw a BOMB TOO.

Bro I really wasn’t expecting may to die at all so it was a huge shock for me.

AND THE GREAT POWER GREAT RESPONSE LINE TOO 😫

And can i just say, Tom Holland you absolutely PHENOMENAL actor. That scene was one of the most heartbreaking scenes from any movie and tv show ive ever seen.

He was like “its okay we’ll take it easy” and “just please wake up and talk to me” but the line that really REALLY broke me was how he just KEPT REPEATING “it’s just you and me may. Its just you and me”

STOP IT TOM IM FREAKING SOBBING OUT HERE OMFG CUZ THEY WERE LITERALLY ALL EACH OTHER HAD. THEIR ONLY BIOLOGICAL FAMILY. BRO IM LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING AN IRONDAD FIC WHERE MAY IS DEAD BUT I NEVER ACTUALLY IMAGINED IT HAPPENING AND IT HURTS SO MUCH OMFG IT WAS SO GUTWRENCHING

AND HIM AND HAPPY MAKE EYE CONTACT JUST ADDING TO MY PAIN AND THEN HE HAS TO LEAVE HER DEAD BODY THERE CUZ THOSE A$$HOLES ARE SHOOTING AT HIM AND ARRESTING HAPPY

And when jj is doing the next broadcast and it just shows Peter’s face and you can tell how DEPLETED he is as he’s watching it I CANT

And then AND THEN NED SAYS HE WISHES HE COULD SEE PETER AND SOJFKSOCKKDS B!TCH WHEN I TELL YOU EVERY PERSON AND THE THEATER FREAKED THE FVCK OUT OMFG

AT FIRST I COULDNT TELL IT WAS ANDREW BUT THEN I SAW THE SHAPE OF THE EYES AND THEN HE WAS RUNNING TOWARDS THE PORTAL AND COMING THROUGH AND THEN HE WAS RIPPING HIS MASK OFF AND THEN ANDREW GARFIELD WAS FREAKING THERE AND IM GETTING CHILLS THINKING ABOUT IT BRO THE ENTIRE THEATER FREAKING LOST IT OMFG THE CLAPPING AND THE CHEERING AND SCREAMING OMFG

and mj’s reaction throwing bread at him and he’s like “yeah i dont get the spider sense for BREAD”😂

AND HES LIKE IM STICKING TO THE CEILING WHAT ELSE DO U WANT AND HE HAS TO CRAWL ACROSS THE CEILING AND CLEAN AN COBWEB LMAO

AND WHEN TOBEY CAME AND THE THEATER REACTED EXACTLY THE SAME WAY AS ANDREW

AND WHEN THEY SAW EACH OTHER AND THEY IMMEDIATELY MIRRORED EACH OTHER BY FLIPPING ONTO THE CEILING AND SHOOTING WEBS AT EACH OTHER

And when they all go to see Tom’s Peter oh my freaking fvck dude

Tom Holland really is an incredible actor and he really knows how to destroy our hearts.

When ned and mj just come and hug him and he’s just sitting there sobbing SOMEONE HELP ME OMFG😭😭😭😭😭

And then tobey and andrew come and they have the whole conversation about who they’ve lost

AND ANDREW TALKING ABOUT GWEN AND HOW SHE WAS HIS MJ AND HOW HE’S STILL GUILTY

AND TOBEY TALKING ABOUT UNCLE BEN AND HIM AND TOM SAYING THE RESPONSIBILITY QUOTE AGAIN STOP IT😭

And CAN WE TALK ABOUT THEM ALL WORKING IN THE LAB TOGETHER OMFG. I LOVE HOW IT SHOWED HOW EVERY VERSION OF PETER PARKER IS A FREAKING GENIUS UGGGHHHH

Tom Tobey and Andrew have the best freaking chemistry and i cant wait to see the behind the scenes footage so we can see their banter and everything cuz the three of them together was so amazing

And when someone was like “Peter” and all threes of them all spoke at the same time and did the spider man pointing meme ahhhh

And ned talking to tobey and was like do u have a best friend and he’s like he died in my arms after he tried to kill me and the way ned looked at tom after that was HILARIOUS AND WHEN HE SAID HE’D NEVER TRY TO KILL TOM’S PETER THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED CUZ HAHAHAH HEMOGLOBIN

And Peter’s broadcast about how he was sorry and how he needs all the luck🥺

AND THE FACT THEYRE BUILDING A CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIELD ON THE STATUE OF LIBERTY

AND ANDREW AND TOBEY CHILLING FOR A SEC AND ANDREW CRACKING TOBEYS BACK AHHAHA

And when they were about to start the fight and all three of them were just shooting the breeze with each other

I’LL SAY IT AGAIN I LOVE THEIR CHEMISTRY AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP TOGETHER

AND THEY STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE VILLAINS THEY FACED AND ANDREW GOES “i faught a russian dude in a rhino costume”

AND TOBEY GOES “i faught a black goopy alien”

AND TOM GOES “i faught an alien too. Here and in space. He was purple tho”

AND ANDREW GOES “i wanna fight an alien. You guys are way cooler than me”

AND TOBEY GOES NO YOURE AMAZING

AHHHHHHH IM SCREAMING HHAHAAGAHA

AND ANDREW SAYING HOW HE ALWAYS WANTED BROTHERS STOP IT MY HEART

AND WHEN THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW TOBEY CAN JUST PRODUCE THE WEBS ON HIS OWN I WAS DYING

AND ANDREW SAYING HE LOVED THEM FOSNSINNDUABDIDNDISNKXOSMXZ MY HEARTTTTTTTTT

AND WHEN THEY CAME BACK TOGETHER AND TOM WAS LIKE WE NEED TO WORK AS A TEAM I WAS IN THE AVENGERS AND THEYRE LIKE COOLS WHATS THE AVENGERS ARE U IN A BAND LMAOOOO

AND WHEN THEY CALLED THEMSELVES PETER NUMBER 1 2 AND 3 AND THEY DID THE POINTING MEME

AND TOM GOES “USE YOUR TINGLE” CUZ THEY ALL HAVE THE SENSE AHHH

AND WHEN THEY DID THEIR POSE TOGETHER THE WHOLE FREAKING THEATER ERUPTED OMFG

AND WHEN THEY STARTED SWINGING TOGETHER AHHHHHHHHH IT WAS SO FREAKING COOL

AND AHHHHHHHH WHEN ELECTRO WAS THERE WITH THE ARC REACTOR IDK IF ANYONE NOTICED BUT WHEN HE FIRED THE ELECTRICITY IT SOUND LIKE IRON MAN I LITERALLY SCREAMED

AND WHEN CONNORS TURNED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEY PLAYED TOBEY’S ICONIC SPIDER MAN MUSIC I ASCENDED!!!!!

AND THEY PLAYED ANDREW’S TOO

AND WHEN DR STRANGE WAS LIKE IVE BEEN STUCK IN THE MIRROR DIMENSION FOR 12 HOURS IT SOOOO REMINDED ME OF IVE BEEN FALLING FOR 30 MINUTES!!!!!

AND WHEN MJ FELL AND TOM COULDNT SAVE HER SO ANDREW DID OH MY FREAKING GOSH THE ENTIRE THEATER FREAKED THE FBCK OUT OMFG AND THE WAY HE LOOKED AT MJ AFTERWARDS OMFGGGGGGGGGG

AND WHEN DR STRANGES CAPE SAVED NED AHHHH

And bro

BRO

Peter’s final fight with green goblin. Bro

IT WAS SO FREAKING BRUTAL OMFG

PETER LITERALLY WENT PSYCHO EVER SINCE MAY DIED FREAKING PREACHING HOW HE WAS GUNNA KILL GOBLIN HIMSELF AND WHEN THEY ACTUALLY FAUGHT, ON CAPS SHIELD NO LESS, IT WAS FREAKING INSANE. HE HAD NO FREAKING CHILL OMFG HE JUST KEPT PUNCHING AND PUNCHING AND PUNCHING AND SLAMMING HIM TO THE GROUND AND OMFG IT WAS ACTUALLY FVCKING CRAZY

AND WHEN HE PICKED UP THE GLIDER EVERYONE SCREAMED AND TOBEY HAD TO STOP HIM AND THEN GOT STABBED HIMSELF AND EVERYONE ACTUALLY SCREAMED OMG

AND WHEN PETER MADE THE DECISION TO MAKE EVERYONE FORGET HIM AND DR STRANGE WAS LIKE “so long kid” STOP IT MY HEART

AND WHEN TOM TOBEY AND ANDREW FREAKING HUGGED STOP STOP STOP IM IN PAIN I WANT MORE AHHHHHHHH

AND WHEN PETER AND NED HUGGED AND DID THEIR HANDSHAKE AND PETER NED AND MJ WERE ALL CRYING STOP IT

AND WHEN ANDREW AND TOBEY FADED OUT IT LITERALLY REMINDED ME OF HOW VISION FADED AWAY AT THE END OF WANDAVISION AND HOW LOKI GOT PRUNED IN LOKI

AND PETER VISITING MAYS GRAVE AND HAPPY DOESNT REMEMBER HIM AND HE MENTION HOW HE LOST A FRIEND AND HE WAS TALKING ABOUT TONY STOP STOP STOP

AND WHEN PETER WENT TO SEE NED AND MJ STOPPPPPP

AND WHEN THEY SHOWED PETER IN HIS EMPTY APARTMENT WITH NOTHING BUT A LEGO FIGURE FROM STAR WARS

AND HIM MAKING A NEW SUIT AT THE END THATS LIKE A COMBINATION OF ALL THE SPIDER SUITS FROM HIM ANDREW AND TOBEY/A MORE COMIC ACCURATE ONE

AND IM SO HAPPY HE’S BACK TO RED AND BLUE THO

AND THAT FINAL SHOT OF HIM SWINGING INTO THE CAMERA AND ITS LITERALLY LIKE A FLASH OF SPIDEY EYES ITS FREAKING CRAZY

AND THE POST CREDIT SCENE WITH EDDIE AND VENOM!!!! EVERYONE CHEERED SO LOUD

AND THE BARTENDER MENTIONED IRON MAN AND HULK

AND WHEN EDDIE DISAPPEARED AND PART OF VENOM GOT LEFT BEHIND AHHHHHHHHHH

AND A TRAILER FOR MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS AHHHHHHHH

CREEPY BEAUTIFUL WANDA!!!!!

LIZZIE I LOVE U EVERYONE WAS SCREAMING

AND DARK DR STRANGE!!!! WHAT IF COMING THROUGH AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Ok but real talk literally Peter’s completely alone now. His entire family is dead and the 3 final ppl that he loved dont even remember he exits.

He had no access to stark tech and has no more connection to the Stark family. That must be so freaking devastating for him. Him and tony were literally like father and son and for peter to no longer have that connection anymore is just

Ugh i cant

And bro whats pepper gunna say when she sees the pic of him and tony in the kitchen and all the other pics of them that probably exist

And no one knows he’s mays nephew so he literally has zero finances or back up plan. He literally has nothing except spider man and his identity. Like say goodbye to college cuz he can barely pay for this apartment

But he is going for a GED test which is something cuz he cant even get his high school diploma since no one remembers him or his school records or anything

There are so many problems thats Peter’s gunna have to face that most people probably haven’t even thought about and its so crazy

We’ve got three more spidey movies coming so we’ll see what happens

But literally this movie was just totally insane. I literally deleted all my social media apps so this wouldn’t get spoiled for me. I didn’t even read any fanfics just in case (im sooo excited to read some fix it fics with my three spider babies being cute brothers together (and my forevee fav irondad ones ofc))

It literally nailed everything on the head. The only thing I wouldve loved to see was stan lee. Even if it was just his face on a magazine cover like in venom. This is the biggest spider man movie of all time and it would’ve been really special for him to be in it somehow

This movie felt like no other marvel. Yes it had humor but it was honestly so dark, especially when u compare it to the other two spider man movies (ESPECIALLY homecoming) The only marvel movie that had this sort of dark feel was black widow and maybe endgame

And i love that they found a way to mention every single character even if they weren’t in the movie. Rhino, vulture, mysterio, mary jane, gwen, harry, etc. nothing and nobody was left out. They even teased miles!

And i loved the buildup and hype that came with this movie. All the times the actors were asked about it and all the memes we got from it. ANDREW IS OFFICIALLY THE WAREWOLF GUYS!!!

Also just wanna mention remember that pic that leaked of Andrew with his hand in the bar? And everyone was trying to figure out if it was real? Well when we saw that shot in the movie my freaking theater screamed AGAIN LOL

This movie was so crazy it literally feels like a fever dream now that I watched it. Like DID I REALLY JUST WATCH THAT AND IT ISNT SOMETHING IVE LITERALLY HAD DREAMS ABOUT!!? IS THIS REAL!? It blew by so fast man the pacing was so good i couldn’t tell how much time had passed

Also this is kinda random but i LOOOOOVED how they brought back a few of Peter’s homecoming outfits

But literally can we talk about this for a sec. Literally in like September of 2019 we received the news that disney and Sony couldn’t negotiate a new contract and it meant that tom would no longer be in the mcu. And now here we are two years later. Who would’ve thought back in 2019 that we’d end up with three generations of Spider-Man movie all together at once. It’s honestly mind blowing and making me emotional. Im so proud and happy for tom andrew and tobey.

Im so proud of everyone who worked on this movie and im so thankful that I was lucky enough to watch it, especially on the official opening night. The hour and half I spent trying to buy these tickets and all the prep i went through. It was truly an incredible experience. The audience I watched it with was so amazing, some dude literally did a backflip and screamed LETS GOOOO during the credits and we all cheered. The first time i ever experienced people screaming in a theater was during endgame and i was really hoping this would be the same and man did we out-do ourselves as an audience lol. Marvel fans TRULY ARE OUTMATCHED. I wore my spider man socks and a midtown high sweatshirt and even brought a spidey blanket with me. Im just so happy I was able to experience this. I literally cant wait to watch it again and make some edits for it (maybe even some fics too) Its was PHENOMENAL 3000/10❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙🕷🕷🕷

[poisonouswritings]

HI OKAY 3 THINGS

1- lmao it was me I just happen to be a massive idiot and complete forgot

2- OKAY SO FOR THE SICK MC FIC let's say mc has dyed hair and tattoos, both being temporary.

The main 4 notice that mc is starting to lose colour like a goldfish and convince themselves that they're dying. They think that mc hasn't noticed their condition so it's all just internal panic.

3- THE CHAOS GRIEFER BOYS TSKING CARE OF SICK MC.

Balsam is the old man sailor 'this ain't my first rodeo' kinda guy and he just gives mc some beer and tells them to lay off while Lucan is the old grandma that tries his hand at cooking and fails miserably and he's all just 'oh you poor thing!!!! Lemme getchu some food :)' *pans back to sage sitting at the end of MC's bed* he's so sad,,,,little worried cat boy,,,,,literally will sleep at the foot of your bed if you're okay with it.....he's so scared you're gunna die regardless of your symptoms.

ALSO YOUR FIC HEADCANON THINGY WAS REALLY GOOD >:D

-dumb bitch anon

What is a dumb bitch if not a massive idiot [affectionate] ? 

LISTEN OKAY I WROTE THAT SAME IDEA FOR A ONESHOT FOR MY OC LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO THAT WAS BASICALLY SHE MANAGES TO SUMMON WEED FROM EARTH, GETS REALLY HIGH TO THE POINT THAT HER EYES ARE RED AND SHE CAN BARELY FUNCTION, AND EVERYONE THINKS SHE'S DYING AND ARE FRANTICALLY TRYING TO HEAL HER AND THEN EVENTUALLY RESIGN THEMSELVES TO THE FACT THAT SHE’S GONNA DIE AND THEN THEY ALL GET REALLY DRUNK AND ARE CRYING WHILE SHE'S JUST IN THE CORNER NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT TF THEY'RE SO UPSET ABOUT BECAUSE NO ONE WILL ACTUALLY TELL HER THEY THINK SHE'S DYING ANON GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Also you're right. You're totally right. You dyed your hair and got fake tattoos to help with your cosplay and it's all that these guys have ever seen you in. You're in bed for two, three days,, you're not really eating, you're not really drinking, just writhing around in discomfort and sweating and trying not to choke on your coughs. You're. Dying. You're dying but you're not really dying and you're aware of that. You've gotten sick like this before. But the Starsworn,, they don't know that and they're freaking out because oh gods you're from a different realm you've never had this disease what tf is your bitch ass immune system gonna do??? And then the color literally drains out of you?? You're turning into a zombie?? Felix comes to the conclusion that it's a curse that you've been afflicted with, Sage thinks it's some kind of monster or whatever sucking out your soul while Anisa is trying to keep them calm because it's an illness but oh gods what if it's basically the plague to you? And Rime is just trying to focus on healing spells but the fuckin the ink is literally running in washed-out streaks down your skin and he doesn't know how the hell to fix it and how are they gonna tell you that you're dying?? How are they gonna look their friend, the person who sacrificed themself for a world that isn't even theirs, in the eye and say that they're dying and there's nothing anyone can do about it? You must be so delirious that you don't even feel it...... and you're just thinking about how the last time you were this sick you watched like,,,, the entirety of the Kirby: Right Back At Ya! anime and wasn't there a movie that went with that series? and Felix and Sage and Anisa are both crying because you're gonna perish

3. YEEEES I LOVE GIVING THE GRIEFERS THE LOVE THEY DESERVE

For some reason I imagine this like,, you guys are in a coastal house where there's like one bed in the living room that's also the kitchen so everyone is in the same room and Sage is curled up at the foot of the bed, his tail draped atop your lower legs. He shifts between that and checking your temperature and considering blowing cool air on your face but also he's worried his breath is gonna smell weird. Balsam makes you a hot toddy,, which is probably his solution to everything,,, and Lucan has a raggedy and stained apron on and he's humming as he cooks cause he's Totally Gonna Fix This and Elowen is just hovering in the shadows of the room (any time she tries to go near the bed Sage starts growling at her) thinking about how the last time Lucan cooked something the person who ate it like,,, lost their sense of taste for five days but when she offered to help him Lucan was like no!! >:( my heart and soul has to be in it so it'll work faster!! >:( he's worried and just wants to protect his lil friend and he's gonna fight the virus with the power of his soup >:( and Elowen just kinda throws her hands up because what the fuck is she gonna do about it?? Meanwhile Balsam is speaking in his usual Loud And Boisterous Voice and Sage is swatting at him because Damnit Bas You're So Loud They're Sick And Probably Have A Headache Shut Your Ass Up And Let Them Rest >:'(((((

[confusions-shed-of-ideas]

Cyrus' Chapter 1, Badly Summarised

(I have holiday homework to do but it can wait so let's do this y'all)

Cyrus: Hi my name is Cyrus Albright and I’m a scholar

Cyrus: I teach at the Royal Academy because that’s my job

Cyrus: Hello students let me tell you about the history of Atlasdam

Cyrus: It’s very old and very cool

Cyrus: But do you know what else is very old and very cool??

Cyrus: Therese, can you tell me the name of this city?

Therese: Uhhh...

Cyrus: It’s okay you don’t have to get all flustered because you don’t know an answer, you can just look it up in your book

(We stan positive teacher energy, y’all heard the man it’s okay to not know an answer to a question)

Therese: Oh okay I found it it’s called Hornburg

Cyrus: Good job! Now about Hornburg, *yadda yadda yadda teacher lecture thing* okay now Your Highness can you tell me how many clans lived in the Flatlands at the time of Atlasdam’s founding

Princess Mary: Back in those days, there were eight clans which lived in the Flatlands.

(Full sentence answer too. You go girl)

Cyrus: Correct! Now- *insert more teacher lecture because I’m not summarising his entire lecture*

Cyrus: Oh would you look at the time, class is over remember to read these chapters before the next lesson okay bye

---

Guard: Hello Professor I have a letter that says you’ve been allowed access into the Academy’s special archives

Cyrus: How splendid! It is an honour to finally be given the permission to see these archives

Cyrus: *internally* Finally it’s reading time I’m gonna read every single book inside that freaking archive right now

Therese: Oh damn there’s Professor Albright I’m gonna hide behind this staircase and wait til he comes down to I can talk to him

Princess Mary: Oh hello Professor Albright

Therese: Goddammit

Princess Mary: I’d like to ask some questions about today’s lecture

Cyrus: Oh of course! Please make it quick though I have to go speedrun the special archives

*Insert academic talk about Hornburg here*

Therese: Aw I suppose I could talk to him another time

Cyrus: Oh hello there Therese did you have a question for me as well

Therese: Oh uhh no Professor 0-0 *runs tf out*

Cyrus: ??? Ah kids these days

---

*At the library because hell yeah reading*

Cyrus: Hello Mercedes is it okay if I check out a book

Mercedes: Sure! Alright have fun reading

*In the special archives*

Cyrus: Oh no the book I wanted to read isn’t here

Cyrus: Where is it

Mercedes: Professor the Headmaster wants to see you

Cyrus: Aw alright but I think the book I mentioned before has gone missing could you take a look at that for me

Mercedes: Sure thing

---

*At the headmaster’s office*

Cyrus: Hello Headmaster Yvon

Headmaster Yvon: Cyrus what in the gods’ names were you thinking when you published that treatise

Cyrus: What

Headmaster Yvon: You cited one of the texts in the special archives

Cyrus: Why of course I did because academic dishonesty is very very bad

Headmaster Yvon: The texts in the archive are very important to us and I will not have you spreading its knowledge around like this

Cyrus: Sir with all due respect this is a school that’s what we do

Headmaster Yvon: Cyrus stfu

Cyrus: Okay fine I’m sorry it won’t happen again

Headmaster Yvon: Also I heard that the special archives were closing early today so do your research quickly if you need to

Cyrus: Headmaster why do you hate me

---

*Some time later*

Therese: Hello Headmaster

Headmaster Yvon: Hello Therese

Therese: There’s something I need to tell you

*Insert suspicious vibes here*

---

*Back at the archives*

Mercedes: Hello Professor I could not find the tome

Cyrus: Maybe it was stolen

Mercedes: Professor there’s no way anyone could take a book out of these archives because that’s strictly forbidden

Cyrus: Seems like we have a mystery on our hands

Mercedes: You know what fine I won’t stand in your way of this since you seem very determined

Cyrus: Alright now it’s ✨detective time✨

---

*The scrutinising begins*

(Amongst a bunch of other people, Cyrus encounters a scholar called Russell)

Russell: Hi my name’s Russell I don’t have a key but ngl I understand why someone would steal a book it is worth a lot of value after all. I myself am in debt so I’d be pretty desperate. Not saying I did it though

Cyrus: Okay

*A session of scrutinising later*

Cyrus: It all makes sense now. See, only two people have the keys to the special archives: the headmaster and the guardsmen. The headmaster stated that he hasn’t been to the archives, and by the looks of it, the key was covered in dust. This shows that the key hasn’t been used in a long time. Due to this information, we can conclude that it was the guard’s key that was used to access the special archives during this theft. Besides, the guard guarding the library has been sleeping on duty, which is most suspicious and would allow someone to take the key.

Cyrus: But the culprit cannot be the guard because he has no further motif. Someone who would do this would be someone who knows the true value of the tome they stole. So it would be a scholar such as myself.

Cyrus: And someone who is very much in need of what the tome holds...

Cyrus: Alright so according to my conclusions Russell is sus

Cyrus: So people have been saying that Russell does his experiments underground now

Cyrus: Oh look it’s an entrance to what seems like an underground lab

---

*In the underground lab*

Cyrus: RUSSELL

Russell: Oh damn it’s Professor Albright

Russell: Can you please leave and mind your own business

Cyrus: Sorry I would’ve knocked but you didn’t have a door

Cyrus: Anyways I believe you heard that a tome was stolen from the special archives

Russell: I have no idea what you’re talking about

Cyrus: I literally scrutinised you earlier

Russell: Oh fu-

Cyrus: Now now, we can all go back to the Academy and talk about this-

Russell: Fight me

Cyrus: What

*Insert epic boss fight here*

Cyrus: Oh it seems we’ve won

Russell: I just wanted to sell the book please I’m broke

Cyrus: You steal knowledge when you call yourself a scholar. Quite disappointing

---

*Back at the archives*

Mercedes: Oh hey Cyrus you did it

Mercedes: Russell confessed to the rest of his crimes so we can just go and buy the books that he stole back

Cyrus: Say, this other missing book called From the Far Reaches of Hell-

*Lightning strikes and thunder sounds ominously in the distance because special effects*

Mercedes: Oh lol Russell didn’t steal that one it’s been gone for 15 years

Cyrus: 15 YEARS?? Oh damn we have to find it-

Headmaster’s Assistant: Professor Albright the Headmaster would like to see you at once

Cyrus: Yeah at this point I actually think he hates me

---

*At the headmaster’s office*

Headmaster Yvon: Hello Cyrus so we received a report that you were having an affair with the Princess

Cyrus: I’m sorry WHAT

(To be clear, he was not, it was just a rumour)

Cyrus: Headmaster please tell me you don’t actually believe this

Headmaster Yvon: I want to believe you but you know rumours like these can pose of great danger to both your reputation and the reputation of Her Highness the Princess

Headmaster’s Assistant (Lucia): What if we just put him on extended leave and say he’s doing fieldwork somewhere else

Headmaster Yvon: This way both the Academy and your reputation will remain intact

Cyrus: With all due respect- Wait actually I could roll with this because of the missing book

Cyrus: Good day to you all I must embark on a journey

Headmaster Yvon and Lucia: Wait what

---

*Outside the Academy*

Therese: Professor!

Cyrus: Oh hello Therese

Therese: Holy crap Professor I heard you were leaving I’m so sorry-

Cyrus: Oh so you spread that rumour

Therese: You were just spending so much time with the Princess and I wanted you to pay more attention to me but I didn’t think things would escalate like this I’m so sorry-

Cyrus: Actually you don’t need to worry too much about me leaving I was just about to go on a journey

Cyrus: Besides, this is partially my fault. I should have realised your true intentions earlier...

Therese: Wh- Professor?

Cyrus: I should’ve noticed how devoted you were to your studies!

Therese: 👁👄👁

Cyrus: *Insert long talk about how he strives to treat all his students equally and that it wasn’t his intention to neglect his other students*

Therese: Y’know what maybe you aren’t as smart as I thought you were

WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK

---

I think I might have made this one a bit longer than Ophilia's one whoops

They were all supposed to be the same length

[imgonnapanic]

Hi! I was hoping you could do Asahi, Ushijima, and Bokuto with a trans s/o?

I go by Lunar with he/they pronouns!

Haikyuu with a Trans s/o!

I’ve never written Asahi x reader before…uh so this should be interesting. Also, pls tell me if I stepped out of line here. I am cis and will listen to any criticism on this from the trans community. Cw: mentions of being misgendered.

Azumane Asahi

I feel like Asahi would be a really anxious over-thinker as a boyfriend.

Like not to the point where it’s weird or irritating, through. It’s actually kind of endearing.

Of course, you’re always making efforts to calm him down.

One day you guys were texting late at night and you accidentally passed tf out with your phone in your hand.

And he basically freaked out and sent you exactly *two* apology paragraphs.

(Because he was really sorry for whatever he did but he also didn’t want to spam your phone because that’s what all the crazy boyfriends do-)

After you woke up the next morning you immediately FaceTimed him, apologizing profusely yourself.

“I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have fallen asleep that was really rude-“

“No, IM sorry!”

“WHY?”

Anyways, if someone misuses ur pronouns it’s on sight.

He’s constantly reminding people that you don’t just use “he/him.”

And ofc he always checks on u after because he knows that shit must be frustrating as hell.

You pretty much explain to him that you’re used to it and then his heart breaks because people can’t find it in their brains to use “they/them.”

So he turns into his scary ass thirty-year-old looking self and talks to his team.

And now you have twelve people that will squish anyone like a bug if someone purposefully misgendered you or says some weird bs about “they/them” prns.

Ushijima Wakatoshi

He gives you a lot of things. Very materialistic but still shows you affection?? He just thinks that buying you stuff is a good way to show you he cares.

Which…ur not complaining-

This man has money so every holiday he buys you a binder and ur like

👁👁❤️ thanks?!??!?

But he also makes sure that you’re wearing it responsibly and not hurting yourself.

He’s the type of boyfriend that would give you a lot of volleyball stuff as well because it’s all he knows 😭

You’re always walking around in your “Shiratorizawa Athletics” shirt and wondering how you got with such a sports geek.

Well…reserved sports geek. 

He doesn’t get pissed off very easily, so you take that opportunity to make fun of him because he’s left-handed.

“So when’s the secret cult meeting?”

*sigh* “The one for left-handed people? It’s nonexistent.”

“That’s exactly what someone going to a secret cult meeting for left handed people would say.”

However, he DOES get pissed off when people disrespect your gender identity and his sexuality.

He’s done explaining to people why he’s bi and you’re trans. It’s too fucking redundant.

So, his way of telling people to fuck off is giving them the most bone-chilling, tooth-rattling, mind-fucking glare anyone has ever seen from a person as nonchalant as him.

“Don’t pay them any attention.”

“That’s the most words you have said all day.”

“😐”

“My bad-“

Bokuto Kotarou

You would think that Bokuto would be more verbally affectionate, but he’s an action type of guy.

“Did you see when I got that point in the fourth set and made it 21-14??? Wasn’t it great???”

Loves you with all his heart and his soul and would take a fucking bullet for you and he’s not even kidding 💖

Your favorite way of passing time is playing volleyball, even though he’s a lot stronger than you.

What? You’ve only been clobbered in the head like twice.

You’ll just be casually peppering and then all of a sudden.

*BAM*

“OW, BITCH.”

“SORRY AHHH”

He hung up a trans flag in his room, and he had it in there since you two started dating.

And when you first see it, you internally combust.

“Ko, why do you have this?”

He’s dead serious when he goes “It’s to show my support for the trans community and you.”

And then he just asks what kind of potato chips you want-

From then on, you felt a ton safer with him than you did already.

He also told Akaashi to not set anyone on the team who didn’t respect your pronouns or name.

Which seems kind of stupid, but when Akaashi filled you in on the fact that if he didn’t set Bokuto, he would go insane, you feel a little rush of pride.

[bunny-xoxo]

Intern!Eren HC

warning(s): none

a/n: some Intern!Eren HC based off my CEO!Levi x secretary!reader post you can read here <- if you’d like :) I got one person requesting it in my inbox and that’s all I needed LOL :) I’d love to hear from you guys in my inbox! Hope you enjoy <3 I’m also gonna be posting more characters from this ~universe so feel free to send in thoughts or ideas !

FIRST OFF HES SO STUPID LIKE PLS

I’m sorry but hear me out:

He’s very intelligent, right. He was well composed in his interview to be an intern, his resume was wonderfully organized full of all kinds of references and experience, he can hold a corporate conversation like nobody’s business, and he’s definitely got this natural charm working for him

But this man can’t work a photo copier for the life of him 😭

He doesn’t know the difference between business casual & smart casual (tbh who tf does)

He is always joking with boss Levi at the WORST times

He’s AWFUL at finding things pls

Someone will tell him to go grab more printer paper from the cabinets in the break room and he’ll just go and stand in there like 🧍

“Cabinets, cabinets... okayyy what one.”

^he definitely talks to himself like that ALL the time but more on that later

But anyways he’ll be searching through all the cabinets and just,,, not see it and he’d start freaking out like oh fuck they’re gonna fire me cause my dumbass can’t find the fuckin printer paper

He’d just come back like

“Um, uh, Miss Parker I couldn’t find the printer paper🧍.”

She’s an older lady in the advertising department of the company that just finds him so endearing pls

so she goes and just opens the first cupboard he looked in and hands it to him like “here sweetie, make sure to open your eyes next time.”

She’s so sweet but poor baby is so red and embarrassed 😭

It’s even worse when she asks him to load it and he just - breaks it

he accidentally pulled too hard trying to open the paper compartment and ripped one of the plastic front pieces off and is just holding it in his hand like 😰

He jus tapes it on w scotch tape and bolts out of the room once it’s loaded and then blames it on Jean when Levi asks why the hell the printer in the front office is broken

“Yeah no I have no idea sir, I think it might’ve been Jean, I mean I saw him in here last buttt, yeah no I really don’t know sorry!”

Queue Eren speed walking to the bathroom so he can collect himself abdjdjajdjf

But on the note of breaking things it’s totally happened more than once

I STRONGLY HC this mf as being clumsy a lil like he just never fully got used to his height after he had his growth spurt

So he has a habit of tripping over himself or hitting his head on cabinets and such

This also means long arms accidentally knocking these over 😭

His first day he reached across his lil intern desk adjacent to Jeans to answer the phone and just completely knocked off his stapler and it kinda came apart

So once he was done with the call he was like no biggie I can fix this :)

And then he spent the next 20 minutes trying to figure out how the hell to put it back together

Levi happened upon him at his desk with google up on his computer, “how to put together stapler”, and he was fiddling with it in his lap and Levi was just 🤨

Eren was so embarrassed and went beet red

But as soon as Jean started chuckling Levi was like “well help him? I’d rather not have a broken stapler and besides, it’d give you two idiots something to do.”

So of course jean was like ok 🙄 but now him and eren have been arguing and BOTH been trying to fix it for another 10 minutes

Levi comes over to check on them and he’s so disappointed he’s just like “give me the fucking stapler” and puts the pieces back together and hands it to eren like 😐.

But yeah, Eren has a tendency to break things LOL

Ok back to mans talking to himself

He can be forgetful when it comes to tasks he needs to do so you’ll often find him walking around the office muttering things to himself like “phone, phone. Listen to the voicemail on the phone.”

And sometimes he’ll sing it to himself instead of speaking it cause it he finds it keeps him entertained 🥺🤲🏼

He also has a bad habit of just humming at his desk period

Jean absolutely hates it, especially when the songs Eren’s humming get stuck in Jeans head LMAO

Levi implied he was proud of Erens work ~once and he almost cried, he had to excuse himself and Miss Parker thought he was gonna throw up

One time Levi joked about long hair not being dress code and immediately had to take it back before Eren and Jean had a crisis at their desk

But even with his little quirks and shenanigans he takes his internship very seriously and is highly knowledgeable about the core responsibilities of the job, which is definitely a reason Levi accepted his application in the first place

Eren is so punctual it’s insane, he hasn’t missed a single day at his internship and has never been more than a minute late

And he’s so cute always asking Levi what he could do better at the end of his day or if there’s anything else he needs from him

At some point Levi had to ask him to only ask it once a week cause he has other things to worry about too 😭

But Levi did admire his determination to improve

Eren may be a little silly but he’ll be damned if he’s gonna lose this internship <3

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Eeeeek okok so this is officially a part of my CEO!levi universe LMAO any work that is based in this will be tagged appropriately! I’m also thinking of posting a pt.2 to this with reader 😏! Lemme know if you guys are interested! I’ll be having some more works come out with other aot boys in this universe too :)! Anyways yes I’d love any and all thoughts <3

requests are open

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