#i think i used a bunch of them to make a mattress for my friend so she could stay over. she came and i was like ‘use any pillow you want’

[fingertipsmp3]

Had another sleep paralysis incident last night

[d6volution]

Melatonin

Jax/Reader Fic. [Fem aligned reader.]

Heavy explicit content. | 1k words.

[Also found on my Ao3]

minors dni.

Jax sighs, his iconic smile briefly dropping as he stared at your tense figure, "C'mon toots, relax. You'll never get any sleep like this y'know." A gloved finger lifted your chin to face him, "Trust meee. You'll be finee." He cooed in a somewhat teasing voice, before dropping his hand and pushing your shoulders gently, allowing gravity to take over and your body to hit the plush bed beneath you. He crawled atop your smaller form, and sometimes you forget just how tall he is. You swear you see a devious glint in this eye for a moment.. You hesitated.

"I-It's not that, Jax we barely know each other and-" Words fumbled from your lips, until he shushed you, his finger touching your lips. "Ah- ah," He tuts. "Just.. see this as an exchange between two friends, yeah? A little.. help gettin' ya to sleep. That's all." He spoke while his opposing hand shoved the strap of his overalls down from his body, and they fell seamlessly. "Alright?" His words were so smooth and voice like honey, you nodded and briefly looked up at the ceiling, trying to calm your mind until- *Plop*, something heavy fell onto your stomach and you felt heat creeping up to your cheeks, a small squeak escaping your lips. You swallowed hard, "Ya gonna stare at the ceiling all night?"

His voice broke you out of your previous stupor , his hips moved grinding his already semi-hard shaft against your stomach. His smile returned, wide and mocking as he watched you glance down at his dick. "Impressed? Maybe the devs are a bunch of perverts who knows-" His hand grabbed your left breast and began kneading, his body hunching over yours. Mouth closing in on your ear, "Ah , well- let's put on a show for 'em."

your stomach was doing flips.

Before you could speak Jax flipped you over, "Oof! Jax, wa--" You protested, but only for a moment as one of his hands shoved your head into the pillow, the other looping beneath your waist and dragging you upwards, forcing your body to arch against him, "Thaaats more like it. All this talkin' is making me impatient, just let me do my thing and I promise you''ll be in dream land in no time." You could feel his eyes boring into your back, his eyes narrowing as he pushed aside the silly garb covering your wet snatch, "Heh. And here I was thinkin' you were being shy or something, good thing your bodys bein' more honestly with me dollface."

Hell. His words were only making this worse, embarrassment seeped into your core, "J-Just quit talking and do it alrea- Nngh!!" His thick shaft forced its way past your gummy walls until he was buried to the hilt, his hands gripping your hips as he sighed in relief, holding you in place as he bottomed out. "Hha... mmn, were you sayin something toots? Nnh, yeah.. keep clenching on me just like that," You whined and nuzzled the pillow, you could feel your insides spasming around him. You were sure this place made you feel far more sensitive than you felt did in the outside world. "J..Jax I feel.. nnh.."

"Uh, huh I know, I know-- you'll get use to it. In fact I think you'll love it," His hips began to move, he pulled out until just his tip was teasing at your entrance. Then he slammed back in with even more force than before, you cried out his name and his hand forced your head back into the pillow. "Aah. not too loud, you don't want your new friends to hear you gettin f&%cked into the mattress on your first night do ya?" He picked up a rhythm now, hips slapping agianst yours, every so often he'd grip the plush of your hips and pull you closer. "N-No.. I.." Your words were muffled, "Can't hear ya sweetness," His fingers lost themselves in your hair and yanked your head back, "Repeat that for me will ya?" He asked, hips still rocking you both, "I-I don't want them to hea- Aaah!!" He purposely thrusted sharply against your sweet-spot, causing you to see stars.

"Mmnh, right there huh?" He chuckled against your ear and released your hair, causing you to fall back against the pillow. "Guess, I'll focus there," He muttered and picked up the pace, focusing on the spot that caused you to moan so sweetly before. The tip of dick battering into your g-spot as you squirmed and whined beneath him. Biting the pillow to hide your embarrassing moans, "J-Just like that, keep takin' it.." He huffed and panted above you, a gloved hand swatting your ass for the heck of it. "Eep!" He noticed how you clenched down on him whenever he slapped your ass. He couldn't help but laugh, "Cl-Close.. Jax.. I'm..!" He smirked, "Already? Fine." He almost sounded just as annoyed as he sounded amused.. Except, he pulled out. "Wha.." You lifted your head from the pillows, in a daze. "Why'd you.."

"Relax, would ya?" He rolled his eyes and flipped back onto your back, grabbing your legs and folding you like pretzel as he slammed back into your needy core. Hitting your cunt even deeper this time, fucking your smaller shape into the mattress, he grunted into your ear and you moaned into his in tandem, "Please.. please..!" You didn't know what you were begging for , but Jax still answered your cries, a hand reaching down to rub quick circles onto your clit. "C'monn.. that's right, let go.." He almost growled into your ear as hips were moving like a blur now. You couldn't take it and cried out his name in pleasure, back arching against him and cunt spasming around his dick. His own hips stuttered due to the vice grip around him, "Ahh.." He sighed, releasing inside of you and allowing his weight to hold you down until he finished spilling into you. "Heh." He pulled out and took a step back from the bed to admire his work. Your body was sprawled out on the bed, chest heaving as your eyes remained half lidded. "Sleepy.." You muttered.

"'Course you are." He fixed himself up and pulled up his overalls. If you were able to look him over, you would have noticed he didn't seem to break a sweat. "Sweet dreams, toots." A familiar key swung around his finger as he strutted out the door, locking it behind him so no one would walk in and find you asleep half naked.

[sluttyminghao]

everlasting love | k.mg

♡ pairing: kim mingyu x afab!reader ♡ w.c.: 3k ♡ genre: friends to lovers, smut, fluff ♡ this fic contains: domestic!mingyu, shy to confident reader, mingyu takes you to a dog park, friends to lovers trope, mingyu gets horny over a thong, unprotected sex (reader is stated to be on the pill), big dick mingyu, mentions of reader passing out after orgasm, mingyu sucks on readers tits ♡ synopsis: mingyu wants you to know how much he loves you after dropping hints for years, and takes you on a date you'll never forget, and maybe you'll also figure out you love him too. ♡ a/n: part of the svthub spring series! you can find all the other wonderful fics here, take a read and stroll through the garden!

“Mingyu, why are we at a dog park? Neither of us even has a dog.”

“Because we can pat the dogs that are here, silly! It’s a great way to kill an hour or so.”

You chuckle and watch as he runs in front of you, before squatting down in front of the first dog approaching him. It’s small in stature and black in colour and looks like a toy poodle at first glance. As you walk closer and bend down beside him so the dog can sniff your hand, you can hear him talking to the dog in a cutesy voice that has you cringing externally, but melting internally.

For as long as you had been friends with Mingyu, which if you remembered correctly was about 7 years, there had always been a small part of you that had fallen head over heels for the tall, tanned man. You kept it buried down inside you as deep as it would go, and promised yourself it would never, ever come up.

You just hoped that it wasn't obvious in any aspect, because you were sure you’d shrivel into a ball if he knew your true feelings.

“Over here! There’s a whole bunch of dogs wanting their bellies rubbed!” Mingyu’s voice floats into your consciousness and you quickly stand and jog over to where he was now laying stomach down on the grass, rubbing the belly of a dalmatian. You wanted to scold him for rolling in the grass in a white shirt and light-coloured jeans, but he looked so cute that you didn’t have the heart to tell him.

“Quick! Take my picture!”

Mingyu’s excited voice makes your heart skip a beat as you pull out your phone and snap a couple of pictures, which you were sure he’d upload to his Instagram later. Mentally, you were kicking yourself for having your feelings for him bubble up like a boiling pot on a stove. It’s not like he would like you back anyway, he could have literally anyone he wanted.

But little did you know, the only person he wanted was you.

From the moment he laid eyes on you all those years ago, he couldn't picture his life without you in it. Every night, he dreamed about every inch of you, how the perfume you use makes his heart race and how he wants nothing more than to push you against a mattress and make love to you.

The only thing stopping him from confessing was that he didn't want to ruin your friendship. It was the best thing in his life and if you rejected him, he wouldn't know what to do with himself.

“Oh, look at how pretty these flowers are!”

Mingyu is drawn immediately to your voice, his head snapping up and abandoning his spot on the ground with the dogs to find you crouched over some shrubs a few feet away. He’s not sure what kind of flowers they are, but you seem pretty invested in them.

“What are they?”

“They’re called Zinnias, I love how bright they are… they’re my favourite flowers.” You ramble, letting your hand brush over the petals of a bright yellow zinnia gently. Mingyu watches as you observe each flower, take some photos and a couple of selfies before finally standing up and looping your arm through his.

He feels his heart jump into his throat at the sudden closeness of you, but brushes it off as you lead him to walk along the path full of different flowers and shrubs. Mingyu observes you strolling and watches as you stop to pick some daisies, peonies, and other various types of flowers. He thinks it’s so cute.

“We should make flower crowns!” You squeal with excitement as you place the various flowers into a container and place them in your backpack, slinging it back over your shoulder and sliding your hand into Mingyu’s again. You give him a reassuring squeeze and he thinks he’s died and gone to heaven, but is quickly dragged back to Earth when he almost runs into his car.

How did you guys get back to his car so quickly? He swears you were still in the park 30 seconds ago.

You giggle at his clumsiness and climb into the passenger seat, eagerly waiting for him to hop into the driver's side. He follows suit and turns the key in the ignition with ease, before driving slowly out of the car park and out onto the busy streets.

“So, do you want to go out for dinner or just do something at home?” Mingyu asks, diverting his attention to you as he slows the car to a stop at a red light. You hum and rest your head in the palm of your hand mulling over the options. Mingyu was a very good cook, so it wasn't a hard decision to make, but you still wanted him to think it was a hard decision.

“Can we just go back to your place and have some ramen? I’ve been craving it for literal weeks and no one cooks it like you do.” The grin on your face makes him melt inside as he nods and makes a U-turn to head to his apartment, hoping he’s got all the ingredients to make you the best ramen ever.

As soon as he turns into his driveway, you’re already taking off your seatbelt and skipping inside, either to change into his clothes or start getting ingredients ready for the ramen. He’s kind of hoping it’s the former, but he’d be happy with either scenario considering how domestic they both were.

He walks inside and closes the door with a soft thud, placing his keys on the hook and toeing his shoes off onto the doormat. As he walks further into his apartment, he notices you’ve already turned the heater on, the tv is set up with Netflix, and your pants are on the floor. He grins and picks them up off the floor, placing them over the back of the couch before attempting to find where you had gone to.

When he walks into the kitchen, he feels as if his jaw might fall off.

You’re standing in the middle of the kitchen, grabbing all the ingredients you would both need. His eyes can't help but gaze over your body, widening when he notices you’re not wearing any pants at all. He thought that maybe you had changed into a pair of his sweats, but no, you’re standing there in only your pink thong and jumper.

He feels his cock twitch.

“Uhh…” His voice makes you stop and turn to face him, grinning from ear to ear. You take quick steps over to him and pull him by his forearm to come into the kitchen and help prepare the ramen. You knew what you were doing, teasing him by exposing basically everything from the waist down, but you couldn’t hide your feelings for him much longer, especially after today.

“Come on, let’s make some ramen!” Your voice grows whiny and he feels his cock twitch again, wondering how you would sound with his cock sheathed deeply inside you. He shakes his head and grabs one of the ramen packets, emptying it into the pot of water and turning the stove on.

You move to sit on the countertop, legs slightly spread so he can see the small wet spot that's begun to form on your thong. He doesn't pay much attention at first, focusing on placing all the ingredients in the pot and then going to grab the salt and pepper from the cupboard.

As he turns around from the cupboard, he almost drops the salt and pepper shakers at the sight of you; legs spread and jumper riding up your midriff, exposing a small sliver of your abdomen. He swallows harshly at the sight of the damp spot on your underwear and has to place the shakers on the counter before turning to properly face you.

“I… uh…you look really good right now,” his stutters have your confidence growing, and as a boost of confidence shoots through you, you feel the need to remove your jumper, exposing your matching lacy bra.

“I think you would look pretty good too if you removed your shirt and pants, we could match.” A giggle escapes your throat as you see the flush cover his cheeks and ears, hands quickly going to remove his shirt and tossing it to the side. Without a second to waste, he’s also removing his pants and leaving him in his boxers with a half-hard erection.

You lick your lips and spread your legs further, inviting him to come stand between them. He obliges and lets his hands hang loosely over your hips, his lips brushing yours only slightly enough to have goosebumps covering your skin. Everything feels so close, yet so far. What happens now?

“I love you, Mingyu.”

The words have his eyes widening, and even though your words are sentimental, you feel his cock twitch against your thigh. His eyes dart to where the ramen is slowly cooking away on the stove, knowing he doesn't have very long before the noodles will be ready.

“I love you too.”

He presses his lips delicately to yours and feels your arms sling over his shoulders. You can feel his rapid heartbeat against your chest, and it makes you feel so good knowing that you’ve made him feel this way. Every single touch he gives you, every slight graze along your skin, has it burning a trail that doesn't leave your mind.

You can feel yourself getting soaked by the second, Mingyu’s magic lips working deftly against your own and his tongue licking along the seams of your mouth. You can tell he’s holding himself back, and you need to let him know that it’s okay to let go.

“M-Mingyu-” your voice comes out breathily and has him groaning into your mouth before he’s reluctantly pulling away. At this point, he has a raging hard on and the wet spot on your panties has doubled. He stares at you, pupils black with lust and a small smirk on his lips, his fabric-covered cock pressing against your panty-clad cunt, only soaking you more.

“The noodles, Gyu, we need to move them off the stove,” you giggle, one of his hands reluctantly pulling away from your supple skin to fiddle with the nobs before eventually turning off the stove. Without a word coming from him, he turns back to face you and easily picks you up off the countertop, swiftly moving you to the couch you had set up earlier.

“I need to fuck you, but I don’t have a condom.”

“I’m on the pill, don’t worry about it.”

His eyes gleam with want and he feverishly presses his lips back to yours again, his hands moving to your back to fiddle with the clips of your bra. He removes it within a few moments with relative ease, sliding the straps off your shoulders and exposing your nipples to the cool air. 

He licks his lips at the sight of them pebbling up and immediately ducks his head down to wrap his lips around one of them, one of his hands teasing the other. His tongue feels rough against your skin and only drives you crazy. Your hands are in his dark locks, tugging against them as if your life depends on it.

“So fucking beautiful, can't believe I waited this long to confess and see this,” Mingyu mumbles against your skin, feeling his cock strain impossibly harder against the fabric of his boxers. He knows he probably has a pre cum stain on the front, but he could not give a shit with how good you look and feel.

With his mouth still wrapped around your tit, he reaches a free hand down to mindlessly rub your clit through your thong. Your grip on his hair tightens as he circles the bundle of nerves quickly, and your stomach begins to bundle up in pleasure.

“Mingyu…I ne-need you to fuck me.”

You don't have to ask him twice. Before you can say another word, he’s pulling off your nipple and practically ripping your panties in half. As you open your mouth to complain about your favourite thong being ruined, he shimmies his boxers down and exposes his girthy cock to you.

Your jaw drops open at the sight of him. You knew he had to be big, given his tall stature, but he was bigger than you had imagined. His girth was also much larger than you had been used to in the past, and while it slightly scared you, you also couldn't help but be extremely turned on at the same time.

“Have you got lube?” He asks, and you point to a small cupboard in your room where you kept all sorts of goodies like lube and your toys. He chuckles as he paws through the cupboard, and you roll your eyes, knowing he’s still a child at heart even though he’s about 30 seconds away from sheathing himself inside of you.

Moments later he comes back with a black lube bottle and pours a small amount onto his palm, before chucking the bottle next to you on the couch and pumping himself slowly with the lube, a low groan bubbling from his chest. You feel a new wave of arousal flood your body at the sight of him. How had you not jumped his bones years ago?

“Are you ready?” He asks, adjusting his body so that he’s hovering over you, while your legs are wrapped around his waist. You nod and let your lips press to his hungrily again as he begins to slide the fat head of his cock into your entrance. You whine at the sting and feel tears well up in your eyes. 

Even though he’s hardly pushed half of his cock into you, you can already tell he’s a very attentive lover. He kisses away your tears as he thrusts his hips further into you, holding you as close as he physically can while he sheaths the rest of his girthy cock inside you. Once he’s bottomed out, you both let out a sigh of relief and he peppers your face with kisses, praises flowing from his lips with every kiss.

After a few moments, you squeeze around his cock and he groans, before beginning to move slowly. He can feel your walls pulsating around him, and he’s certain he won’t last long if you keep it up. He plants his arms on each side of your head and starts thrusting a little faster, cock twitching when your boobs begin to bounce a little with each push inside of you.

“F-fuck…god, mingyu!” Your voice is like heaven to his ears as your mind turns to mush, any coherent thoughts you had flying out the window with how well he’s fucking you. Your moans and whimpers are sending him over the edge, and as his orgasm begins to peak, his hips start an extreme pace, groans and whimpers filling the room and your sweat colliding with each other. 

Your own orgasm isn't far behind Mingyu’s, and you feel yourself toppling over the edge with a loud cry when he lets the rough pad of his thumb bump roughly against your clit, rubbing harshly until your thighs clench around his hips and your back arches off the couch while stars dance across your vision.

It takes a while for you to come down from your high, and you don’t even realize that Mingyu has already gotten up and started cleaning you up with some tissues and wipes. You have a stupid smile on your face as you look down to see Mingyu sliding a pair of his sweats up your thighs, which he mirrors when he realizes you’ve come back to earth.

“Hi, darling, are you feeling okay?” The pet name has your cheeks burning but you nod regardless, reaching a hand out to comb through his hair softly. He leans into your touch, sighing softly at the contact, before he’s standing up and grabbing a shirt and placing it over your head, moving your arms to get them into the arm holes.

“So, I figured what we could do tonight is eat ramen, watch shitty television series and make flower crowns with those zinnias and other flowers you picked earlier, how does that sound?”

“That sounds perfect, Mingyu.”

“And you know, I actually did a bit of research on the zinnia flowers, and they actually have an interesting meaning.”

You quirk your brow, not even knowing that zinnias, let alone flowers, had meanings behind them. You urge him to go on, and he quickly pulls out his phone to show you what he had found through his research. You find yourself tearing up at the meaning behind them and bury your head in his shoulder.

“The meaning I like the most is that it stands for everlasting love and affection, but also for endurance and daily remembrance. So, from now on and every year on this day, I am going to bring you a bouquet of zinnias to remind you of my everlasting love for you.”

[boneyardbob]

Whoops I said I’d post this like three days ago my bad. Head canons for the masks in Marble Hornets! I may post a bunch of shorter stuff that are general headcanons soon. Also if you want more details on this lmk I’d love to dive deeper @forgottenporkbun @monszsterz

Here's my headcanons for the masks. Honestly I could go on like a huge, rambling essay about why I think these things, my inspo for these ideas, down to the details of what they feel like and how they work but Imma try and keep this short. I plan to put all that other stuff in my fics anyway and if you're reading this you'll probably wanna read my MH fics so you'll figure it out eventually. The idea that Tim and Brian made their mask with stuff from Hobby Lobby is REALLY funny but I have to stick with the idea the masks are gifts from The Operator (TO). Tim got his in college because if he was given it at any point while in the hospital, it would probably be found and taken away. TO waited until Tim was free before gifting it. Its when their "relationship" begun. TO switched from this unfamiliar, constantly looming monster into this warped guardian angel. This is obviously very fleeting because by the time Jay runs into Tim in MH, he's forgotten this entirely, or repressed it, and is back to viewing TO how he did his entire childhood.

During the tail end of college, while filming Alex's project, is when this Masked Era began and it ended for an unknown reason a quarter of the way into MH. My timeline isn't great but roughly that's the situation we're talking about. This is when we get all those videos of Masky and Hoody stalking Jay and Alex. I don't think I could fully call Tim and TO's relationship that of worship but that's the closest I can get. Tim knew what he was dealing with was some kind of unimaginable creature, but it could feel human emotions FOR HIM. At least if he listened. If Tim did what TO wanted, then in return he got benefits. At some point he understood TO needed him-either to keep living or to stay grounded to earth, and things got a little extra toxic. I imagine its a LOT like the Fears and their respective Avatars in TMA. I use you to get food, I give you powers that make it easier for you to get food, win win.

These benefits were really only accessed when wearing his mask. The more he wore it and the more work he put in for TO, the better things got. At the very least it instantly cleared up his lungs so he could breathe easily, he no longer suffered from migraines, he didn't have any hallucinations that weren't purposeful messages from TO, and most debilitating affects from mental disorders were gone so he wouldn't feel depressed or anxious. Fuck if I had a magical mask that made me neurotypical and took away my chronic illness I'd kill people in the woods too/j. More benefits were added on with time like growing stronger, healing faster, its kinda giving the vampires from Twilight ngl. My RP partner and I make a LOT of Twilight vampire jokes about them. It also spiraled Tim into a euphoric mania, giving him the energy and desire to sprint around the woods all hours of the night. This was an addictive sensation that had him craving his mask. He had to share it with someone.

His closest (and really only) friend at the time was Brian so he opened up to him about it and eventually got him involved. Because of Tim's medication and natural resilience to TO he eventually got OUT of this cult-like situation but Brian couldn't. He got to the point he was constantly under that mask and if he took it off for long enough, he'd probably suffocate and die. This explains why he ends up homeless, constantly in his mask state, and seems to have uncanny abilities. He just disappears into thin air, he seems to be doing physically GREAT despite living on a mattress in the woods with no source of food or money, and we only ever hear him cough. That ties back into my idea their vocal cords melt due to the TO disease. He can take the mask off for short bits of time. Its not like an astronauts helmet, more so an oxygen tank while hiking a tall mountain.

[adorejungkook]

Baby got Back!!

CHAPTER 4

chapter. 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5

Synopsis; Jeon Jungkook has the fattest fucking crush on you meanwhile Jimin and Taehyung don’t find you too hard to look at either. Now Jungkook has to find a way to confess his feelings, maybe even show you, before the other two find their way into your pants during your “staycation”. 

Warnings; series, SMUT HELLO, pining, big dick!jk, male masturbation, jungkook thinks about smutting you, but it's just solo action today, seokjin is a dick sorry lol

wordcount: 1.2k, a little bit longer than usual yayyy

“Am I tripping,”, You muttered in confusion, waiting by the trunk for Jungkook to pick up the last two bags, “, or does this not look like our Airbnb?”

“Uhh, It’s a little smaller but I think I see the pool back there,” He said with a grunt as he flung his duffel bag over his shoulder, “Can I take your bag?”

“No, you took literally all of them so far,”

Yeah, Jungkook took them so you’d see how strong, manly and chivalrous he is!! He knew you were perfectly capable of taking a few bags, but how else was he supposed to show you he was boyfriend material? Maybe he’d have to break and then fix one of these sinks….after a workout with his shirt off?

He just pouted to himself as you both walked into the house, only to be met with your two incredibly angry friends staring down at Jimin’s phone.

“Jim, what the fuck is this house?” Jimin spat, turning on the speaker so the four of you could hear.

“My name is Jin, sir,” The voice rang out a bit distantly as if he wasn’t standing near his phone. He sounded completely uninterested.

“I don’t care, man. You said there were three bedrooms and we only have two!” 

“Oh yeah!” The man on the line cackled, sounding closer than before, “Not gonna lie to you, I was counting the basement as a bedroom. I had it looking super nice down there.”

“There’s a bunch of old arcade games down there though,” Taehyung pointed out, eyebrows furrowed.

“Yeah, I needed the storage space. You guys will be alright!” The owner said and then promptly hung up the phone.

Jungkook’s first instinct was to worry about you. The purpose of getting three rooms was so that you and Jimin would have your own rooms, considering they all wanted you to be comfortable (and that Jimin had paid for this place). Now, with only two bedrooms something had to change.

“Fuck that guy. Jimin, we can share a room right?” Taehyung sighed, looking at his older friend who only nodded as he rubbed his hands over his face in response. 

“I guess that makes us roomies, huh?” You asked, looking over at Jungkook. You still sound a little bewildered by the scene that just took place.

You and Jungkook…roomies? As in, you and Jungkook sharing the same bed in said room?!

 He was sure you were trying to kill him now.

“No!” He exclaimed before clearing his throat and trying again, “Uh, no. I’ll sleep on the couch, it’s okay,” he said, hoping to convince you with his toothy grin.

“Jungkook.”

Welp, Jungkook lost. 

Next thing he knew, he was walking right behind you into the other bedroom, with his bags in hand. 

“The bed is kind of small, that Jin guy is lucky I didn’t book this place,” You said with a scowl, wiping down the dressers so you could both put your things away. 

You were right, Jungkook was sure this bed had to be smaller than a normal full-sized one.

Not only would this force him to be closer to you than ever, but Jungkook also happened to be very passionate about comfortable mattresses. He had one for each bedroom in his own home, not that he told most people that. Overall, this wasn’t the ideal situation. 

“At least there’s a bathroom in here, that’s nice,” Jungkook mumbled, folding his mass of grey sweatpants – yes, he brought underwear,– as he watch you rummage through your bag in search of something.

 Seeing your face scrunched up with genuine distaste was something new to Jungkook, he always tries his best to make you happy so he’d never have the opportunity to, and even though you looked so utterly pissed off, he could only think about how soft your lips looked between your teeth.

“Do you mind if I use it first? A bath sounds really nice right now,”

“Of course not! Go ahead,”

He watched you flutter your way into the bathroom, eyes somewhere lower than they should’ve been. He waits a minute after you turn the water on, listening to the sound of the bath filling, and hears it slosh around you when you sit. 

Jungkook contemplates whether or not he should go talk to Taehyung about switching rooms, not trusting Jimin or himself to be alone with you like this. His feet work faster than his mind as he finds himself being carried toward the door and quietly pushing it closed. 

His breath is labored now as he palms the strain in his jeans. He looks over at the bathroom door one more time before he rolls his head back and lets out a whine. Unbuttoning his jeans just enough to reach into his boxers and pull out his cock. He runs his hand over the tip, red and dribbling with precum. 

Jungkook moves to walk over towards the bathroom door, just hoping to hear you, to feel your presence before stopping in his tracks. He slicks his hand up and down his shaft, heavy in his palm before squeezing at his base. 

He takes a deep breath. 

“Calm down, calm down,” He whispers to himself, sitting on the edge of your bed. His eyes are half-lidded and his mouth feels incredibly dry, but all he can think about is you.

He starts on his shaft again, at a much calmer, almost lazy pace. The feeling is almost suffocating combined with his thoughts of you. 

What were you doing right now? Were you thinking of Jungkook? 

Please be thinking of him. 

He wanted you to be just as bothered as him right now. He imagined you with your leg perched up over the tub, a hand between your silky thighs. He squeezed his eyes shut, he swore he could perfectly see your face, eyes blown out with your mouth fallen open, sweet little moans spilling out. 

His breath hitched at the thought, hand tightening as he started to buck his hips into his palm. He couldn’t control himself anymore. He wanted you so bad, he needed you. 

You were his, you had to be his.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck,” He moaned, falling back onto the bed before he released himself from his grasp. Spurts of cum erupted from his tip, shooting onto his abs and chest with its last two twitches. 

Holy Shit.  

He tried to catch his breath as he looked around the room, trying to regain a grasp of his surroundings when his eyes landed on something directly beside his torso.

It was pink and white- wait, it was actually just pink? There was something on top of it though, what is tha-

 

His brain stops, having no way to possibly understand what he’s holding in his hand right now. 

He knows he doesn’t understand what he's looking at, because there is no way he has a pair of your panties, that belong to your perfect ass,  in his hand with his fucking jizz smeared onto them!!!

His eyes shoot toward the bedroom door when he hears a knock come from the other side, then back at your panties, the nut on his stomach, and this very incriminating situation he’s caused for himself.

Jungkook was absolutely fucked.

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[phoebe-delia]

Unknown

I live my days in bunched-up sheets, pulled from underneath the mattress by my sleep-restless feet. I try to tuck them underneath every morning, but after a while I give up and simply kick it below my feet so at least my skin doesn’t touch the bare mattress.

Oh, and the earth is melting. Or maybe we’ve been plopped into a planet-wide sauna. Either way, it’s fucking hot. But as much as I hate the heat, the feel of my thighs rubbing together is worse. So I wear jeans and walk quickly. Luckily the small parking lot at work makes for little time outside.

Yes, I have a job now. A Muggle one, if you couldn’t tell by the fact I mentioned a ‘parking lot.’ I make jewelry now, of all things. I actually really enjoy it. My boss is an arse, but it’s bearable. Mostly I’m in it for the paycheck, and to revel in the knowledge that I get to do something I love.

I wake up in an unmade bed. I sweat in the summer heat. I spend hours designing luxury jewelry. Sometimes I see a friend after work, or on the weekends. And I’m not as afraid of the unknown as I used to be, because fuck it. Just fuck it.

But mostly I spend my time wondering what you’d say, if you knew all this. If you knew the little intimate details about my life nowadays. I like to think you’d be proud that I’ve not wasted the life you saved.

I send this, not to pressure you, but to tell you that I’m living my life. I want you to know that I’m still taking up a corner of the universe, and that that’s because of you, Potter.

But I want to know what you’re doing now. Write me back, please, and come see the unknown with me.

Sincerely,

Draco Malfoy

[th3-unseen-backup]

02/29/2015 16:21:02

>Initiate protocol: SEEK

>Searching…

>48/287 person(s) of interest found…

>Open “Deacam” live feed.

[The screen sifts through countless live feeds of various businesses, stoplights, corners of LA. In one camera that is perched over the dingy parking lot of a run down love hotel, cars that are even more beat up than the hotel itself litter the lot. Almost imperceptible to the human eye, Deacon is a small grainy silhouette huddled in the corner of the camera, wringing his hands out nervously for a moment before taking a deep breath and—.]

>Reconnecting with “Deacrophone”, please stand by.

>Connected.

>Initiating automatic live transcription protocol.

>Start.

[A knock on a door. It creaks open. Two sets of footsteps on carpeted floor. The door closes. It is silent for a moment.]

Bennett, A. : Deacon… I need you to tell me what happened.

Keller, D. : [A sigh. Rhythmic pulling of fabric, most likely a self-soothing behavior.] It's really not that big of a deal, Arthur. It's dealt with. (Mumbling) You really shouldn't have even found out about that. I don’t know why that guy posted it for everyone to see.

Bennett, A. : I don't know either, but I'm glad he did. Were you just not going to tell me?

Keller, D. : (Irritated, strained) Would you have believed me? Every time I try to say anything about your Grimslayer friends, you shut down. It's like I'm talking to a cactus.

Bennett, A. : I don't have the energy for this nonsense, Deacon. I have believed every word you've said about them, because they were all things I knew already. [A sigh.] Just because I didn't take the actions you wish I took does not mean I am unaware of theirs. I will believe you, Deacon, because what you've told me so far aligns with what I know of them. And as much as I wish it did, I'm not sure what you'll tell me will even surprise me.

Keller, D. : (Increasingly distressed) Won't surprise you, huh? So, then, you knew he would hogtie me like a corpse, stomp on my bullet wounds, and threaten me with a silver knife to my neck? You knew he would wake me, during the day, by holding silver to my skin until I screamed? [A step backwards, a recalculating exhale.]

Bennett, A. : [A shaky, labored exhale.] No, I didn't know back then, but I knew when I saw those messages and those.. marks. And tell me, Deacon, what would it have changed, if I knew? Look me in the eyes and tell me I could have stopped you. [A pause.] I've told you, so many times, to stay away from them. That the only thing stopping them from killing you on sight was me. (Bitterly) You'd have gone anyway.

[A pause.]

Bennett, A. : (Softly) For what that's worth, I am sorry that happened to you.

[Silence.]

Keller, D. : I know I was being stupid, Arthur. I don't need a fucking lecture. What confuses me is the fact that you're still adamant to stand by them! They don't see us as people, Arthur. He said it himself. To them, we're nothing but vermin that need to be eradicated. Him and his ‘friends’ are a bunch of genocidal freaks, and I won't apologize for threatening them. I don't want him near you, or the boys.

[Silence, once again, interrupted by the creaking of an old mattress.]

Bennett, A. : (Weakly) Is he wrong?

Keller, D. : [He chokes in surprise.] What the- Yes!  [Rustling of fabric, microphone gets closer to Bennett.] Yes, Arthur, he's- He's wrong. We are people, we have thoughts, feelings and ambitions. We're not human, but that doesn't make us less, Arthur.

[The world goes quiet as Arthur takes a moment to think.]

Bennett, A. : (Weakly) Maybe you are, Deacon, but I... I died a long time ago.

Keller, D. : [Sliding of hands across fabric.] Maybe our hearts don't beat anymore, Arthur, but that doesn't make you any less of a person. You can still do so much, more than you could ever do as a human. You have power, power over yourself. I know as well as any kindred that the beast affects us all, but that doesn't mean it controls you. You're damn strong, Arthur Bennett, stronger than me. We may be dead, but that does not mean we can just roll over and give up. The fact that you would let someone who has never seen what you are fully capable of dictate your view of yourself is not okay. [A pause.] (Softly) I care for you, darlin'. You need to start caring for yourself.

Bennett, A. : No- No, Deacon, you've got it all wrong.  [A pause, rustling of fabric.] Magnus's opinions are inconsequential to me, at least on this topic. He didn't influence me into... this, I- I got here all by myself. Regardless, Deacon, it'll all be alright soon. [Sounds of hands grasping at fabrics, microphone gets closer to Bennett.] I found something, in London. It could lead us to a cure.

Keller, D. : Wh- What? A cure? What are you saying right now? Arthur, that doesn't make any sense.

[Silence.]

Keller, D. : (Muttered under his breath) What the fuck- What the fuck! [Microphone gets farther from Bennett. The bed creaks again as consistent, circular footsteps begin to sound out, most likely a self-soothing behavior.] You found a cure to unlife? Arthur, please tell me you're not crazy, or drunk, or high right now, because-

Bennett, A. : [Creaking of old mattress, followed by a few footsteps.] Well, I am a little drunk, and I haven't found the cure yet, but yes, maybe. I've found notes, and some corroborating evidence that my father, and one of his Grimslayer colleagues, at least believed he had found it. The Amber, it’s called. Have you heard anything about it?

Keller, D. : [Scraping of a chair against carpet, thump characteristic of a man sitting down.] What did you find? Tell me everything. If you're right, and there is a cure…

Bennett, A. : [Footsteps, followed by rummaging through a large bag (luggage?) and finally, footsteps again.] Here. Take a look at this. [Creaking of mattress.]

Keller, D. : [Flipping of pages.] Arthur, where did you find this? This is… God, I think I might need a drink. [A sigh.]

Bennett, A. : [Creaking of mattress, multiple drawers opening and closing, then the clink of a glass bottle against wood.] I found it in my father's Grimslayer hideout. Was a gentleman's club when I was young, now it's just a dreadful, regular club. Nearly got myself killed, too. But I think it was worth it. [Two clinks of a glass against wood, then a liquid being poured. A pause.]

Keller, D. : [Light chuckle, a sip, then a wheeze and some repressed coughing.] Damn, it really is vintage. I wasn't expecting it to be that strong.

Bennett, A. : [A sip.] Do you believe me now? [Hands grasping at fabric, closer to microphone.] We might be able to be human again, Deacon. (Softly, but closer now) Wouldn't that be nice?

Keller, D. : [A pause.] (Tenderly) That’d be amazing, Arthur.

[Silence interrupted by a sip and a hand brushing against fabric.]

Keller, D. : [A pause.] Am I… Am I misinterpreting this or...

Bennett, A. : [Impossibly close to the microphone] I don't think you are. Though it depends what you're thinking, Deacon. [Clink of a glass against wood.] (Deliberate) I need to be clear on this, Deacon, out of respect for both you and me. I don't do romance. Is that alright with you?

Keller, D. : [A pause.] Arthur, whatever you want to be, I'll be happy with. Is this- Okay, then? Like, kissing, and…

[Clack of footsteps, rustling of fabric, shifting of a body against another, then, the thud of a body against a wall. Heavy panting, suppressed moan, sounds of ‘making out’.]

Bennett, A. : (Breathless, impossibly close) Yes, yea, it's- It's more than okay.

[A gasp, rustling of fabric.]

Keller, D. : (Breathless) Good. Then, this should be fine, darlin’?

 [Creaking of old mattress. Heavy fabric falls over microphone, rendering it useless.]

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[miqotepotatoe]

Nothing's Ever Childish - Ninjago Secret Santa 2023

WC: 970

My Secret Santa for @sensei-twinkles. Enjoy your Watermelon Brothers fluff

Thank you @kokosnuss-jaguar, for hosting this event

Kai was not fond of patrols at all. He just personally found it a bit boring, going around the city, keeping an eye out for any suspicious activity or if any citizen needed help. When they manage to catch a crook in action, busting them is fun, but that's as rare as finding gold at the end of a rainbow as no one is dumb enough to do crime in broad daylight during a ninja patrol. 

Mix boring patrols with the cold winter temperatures and it's a recipe for a very cranky Red Ninja. Despite being the Master of Fire you'd think Kai would do well in the cold, but not even his unusually higher than average body temperature can keep him warm in the biting winter chill, and these ninja suits weren't made of materials that keep you warm. He may have to request Zane to make thermal ninja suits for the winter, and ask Jay if he could make some of his amazing hot chocolate when they return to the monastery.

As Kai was passing by a bunch of shops, he spotted a familiar figure in green staring through the windows of the toy shop. Parking his bike, the Red Ninja went to see why the Green Ninja was shirking his patrols to stare at toys. 

"Hey Green Bean, what're you looking at?"

Lloyd immediately jumped back in surprise and quickly turned around to face Kai, a guilty look on his face. 

"K-Kai! I'm not looking at anything!" 

Kai gave his little brother a small smile, a hand casually on his hip. 

"No need to lie to me, I could see you staring whimsically through the window. Anything catch your eye?" 

Lloyd glanced back to the toy shop window, at a giant teddy bear in the far back corner. It was huge, the biggest teddy bear Kai had ever seen. Everyone in the monastery could use it as a mattress and have a cuddle pile on it. 

"Nothing really. Besides, I'm too old for toys like this. I'll be heading back on patrol, see you back at the monastery." 

Lloyd quickly summoned his elemental dragon and flew off to his patrol zone. Kai lingered, looking at that goliath of a teddy bear. Ever since the Tomorrows Tea, Lloyd had put away anything and everything he owned that he considered childish, from his Starfarer comics, handmade action figures and even his old black hoodie that he painted a ribcage on in an attempt to mimic his father. The boy was forced to grow up, despite still being mentally a kid he put all his focus on training. Sure he never grew out of his love of sweets, but Lloyd deserved to be a kid. Besides, you're never too old for toys or plushies. Look at Jay and his model vehicles and Cole's collection of plushies that take up 70% of space on his bed. 

Lloyd was getting that goliath teddy bear, but he needed help. Pushing a button on his earpiece, he called up the best person to help with this.

"Hey Cole, I have a favor to ask of you."

***

Lloyd was exhausted. The past few days of trying to catch this thief who had been robbing bakeries was met with little success. Everytime Lloyd was close to catching them, they vanished. It was getting annoying. Right now he just wanted to collapse and fall asleep. 

He entered his room, but was met with a surprise on his bed. Looming over him was a giant teddy bear. No, the same giant teddy bear he spotted at the toy shop when on patrol the other day. But what was it doing here? 

There was a tag on the teddy, which was hard to read because the handwriting was basically scribbles. From what he could make out, it read "Enjoy your new friend." Hearing a mischievous chuckle, Lloyd turned around to see Kai, leaning by the door frame, a sly smile on his face. 

"So, how do you like your new cuddly friend, Green Bean?" 

"Kai!? You were behind this!?"

Lloyd gestured to the goliath on his bed, the Master of Fire nodding. 

"Yup, they don't call me the Master of Surprise for nothing." 

"But, how did you get it here without-"

"Without you noticing? I had someone distract you with little 'robberies' at bakeries while I bought this goliath and brought him here." 

Lloyd didn't know what to say. He appreciated the gift, but he was too old for stuff like giant teddy bears. The Green Ninja doesn't need childish distractions like this.

"Kai, I can't accept this. I'm-"

"Don't say you're too old for stuff like this. Who says you can't enjoy things that are seen as childish? Have you seen Jay's model vehicles that he made, or Cole's ever growing plush collection? It'd be hypocritical of us to enjoy things like this and say you can't do the same. You may be the all important Green Ninja, but you're still a kid, all of us are. So just accept this big guy as a gift from me. Besides, he may help calm you down from those nightmares you get." 

Kai was right, just because they're ninja who have an important duty to protect the world doesn't mean they can't enjoy things seen as childish. Maybe Lloyd had been too hard on himself after prematurely growing up. The blond ran to Kai, wrapping his arms around his older brother, a wordless thank you for the gift. 

"By the way, who'd you get to distract me with those 'bakery robberies?'"

"That's a secret I'll take to my grave."

Neither of them noticed Cole walking past, munching on a slice of Black Forest Gateau with a smile on his face, his reward for distracting the Green Ninja from Kai's plan.

[pussyterminator88]

Hospital Rave

I was going to take a car ride with my friends to this abandoned hospital, however we were to many people. So one of us had to sit on someone’s lap, which happened to be me. The oldest dude driving promised to drive carefully but he did not do that. So we got stopped by the cops and I was the one getting pulled away from the car because I sat in someone’s lap. The cop searched me and asked me multiple times, if I had things on me, I should not have. Obviously I lied and said no. Thankfully the cop didn’t find anything on me hihi, but because I was underage at that time the police had to call one of my parents and tell them where I was, and what I had done. The cop asked after my phone to call my mother however I realized I forgot my phone at that older dudes apartment (I’m so stupid lmao). So, the cop told me to get in their car, at that point I thought it’s over for me bruh. The police called my mother from their phone and I could hear the disappointment in my mother’s voice I just knew that I broke her trust to me which sucked, because I love my mother. Then the cop gave me the phone so I could say a few things to my mom. Basically, I said sorry for what I had done and asked if I should go back home. My mom answered with “I don’t care you get back on ur own”. That shi made my heart drop lowkey

So I was stranded in this city because I lived 1h and 30min away from home and no trains where going at 02:00 am to my city. The next train would be going at like 05:00 am. So when the cop released me, I thought fuck it I just got caught by a cop and my mother is disappointed at me, so I decided to go on that rave in the abandoned hospital anyway. However I said to myself that I’m not stepping foot in that car again because that was not the first time I was being stopped by the police and searched with this driver. So I walked by foot but I could do that because it wasn’t far.

Now I’m at the hospital rave and it was very cool like lights everywhere and people start to reel in the later it gets. There was a “guard” that check for tickets, we didn’t buy any beforehand so we could buy them at the door instead but it always costs more at the door. The older dude driving felt bad for what had happened to me so he bought a ticket for me, however the guard was so high that he couldn’t do simple math so we got a lower price for the tickets lol. When I went in it was surprisingly compact and well kept meaning no graffiti or vandalism, but the building was still old. Not many organizers knew about this place yet ig. There was cool lasers pointing up on the celling and walls. The stage was in the reception with cool neon decor and the place for chilling was at an operation room it had a bunch of mattresses on the floor and they had even dragged in an old couch in there, it was a very cozy room. I took a line and went to dance w my bestie to get the nerves out from the cop incident, later when it started kicking in I suggested to my friends that we should explore the hospital. The corridors were long like highways and sometimes by the wall there could be a couch standing, and because there was no electricity it was dark asf but it looked so cool with the lights they put up. All the doors where open and free to just walk into I remember that I tried to turn on the sink in one of the rooms but it didn’t work, then I found another friend out of nowhere, I had no clue she would be here. But she said that she was working here at this rave today and she showed me where the secret exit was in case the cops came. So that was cool. But we saw cool things while exploring like old hospital beds, tools for operating etc.

I was raving until the sun came up. Then I realized it was time to get back home I was so tired I didn’t even want to think about the consequences I would get when I got back home. Also for those wondering, I got my phone back, later during the day, but I never really use my phone on raves anyways, but that is what makes it fun when no one is on their phones just having fun fr.

Hope u enjoyed my hospital rave story, I’m sad I couldn’t get any cool pics I just have 1 video that I got from my friends phone. It’s a video of when me and my friend just got into the hospital and her suggesting to dance lol.

[josendlessmonolouge]

Jo’s grandpa appreciation post bc I just made some overnight oats for tomorrow that he would love.

my grandpa is pretty well my father figure since my dad sucks majorly and anyway heres all the amazing wonderful stuff about him that makes me wish the entire world could have someone like him

He always told me stories when I was little. my favorite was jack and the beanstalk but because he modified it so the giant had a giant cat that in the end when the chop down the bean stalk, jack and his mom sell to a zoo and get a bunch of money.

He believes rhythm is one of the very most important things you can teach a child he used to bounce all us grandkids on his knee to the beat of music and he always encourages me to tap my foot to songs

he’s very dyslexic but currently writing a book

he likes to talk about folk music with me

I’ve dated two boys in my life my first relationship was long distance and he still sometimes calls my grandpa for car advice. When I was dating my ex once him and grandpa talked on my phone for over an hour about stock car racing

if he hadn’t had a family he was going to pursue being a nascar driver

he can build anything, he built me an American girl doll bed when I was a kid and his sister (my great aunt) who lives right next door to him sewed me a mattress for it

he loves vintage western wear

he has my mom cut his hair bc he got mad that his barber kept cutting his hair too short, he says she thinks everyone should have cop cuts but he’s a product of the 50s-70s he likes a longer haircut

he completely replaced the floor and even did the plumbing in our bathroom just recently. ;he’s in his 70s)

once he said he didn’t feel well at dinner with our friends after the nhs ceremony and had us worried about him but actually he was late walking his dogs and didn’t want them to be sad but didn’t want to be rude about leaving

he always signs his title as grampa instead of grandpa bc that’s how I pronounce it. So when I was 13 and he got heart surgery and it was still Covid regulations so I was too young to visit him he wrote a thank you note to my card and signed it that, he always signs off every text message with it

he loves fruit and always keeps apples at his house. He told my mom “I’m a good diabetic.” While eating apple sauce. Still think about that lol

his little westie is the most spoiled dog to exist

Babies always smile at him in public

once I ran into him at lunch at school bc my friends went to the Walmart deli and he was grocery shopping and he apologized to me that he wasn’t dressed nicer (he was in his overalls)

he practically lives in overalls

when I was little my soccer team called him the man in the yellow hat bc he wears a straw hat almost everyday.

he dropped out of highschool.

I bought him a roy rogger tie as a present bc he got really teary over how important Roy roggers was to him as a child and at church that week he really proudly showed it to me.

he can look at anything and measure it

once he fell off a ladder working and had to stay home so we had to go shopping for him he told my mom and I the dimensions of the box of shrimp my grandma likes not the color or price or the brand or amount, but the dimensions.

oh when he fell off the ladder? The person driving the ambulance got lost and he had to tell them where to go.

his dad likes to collect rocks and so does he

he picks my grandma flowers from his garden.

he tells me about people from his childhood he realizes where probably on the spectrum like him and I are. He realize he was on the spectrum after I was diagnosed.

He makes the very best fry bread

he loves perry mason

once I called him in tears because a very baby bird had fallen out of it’s nest in a storm and I wanted him to come and try to save it (I couldn’t as I had cats at my house) or put it out of its misery and he drove out to my house and tried to nurse it to health (sadly it didn’t live)

When I was in upper elementary school I had a lot of meltdowns because I was bullied, other kids where starting to not like school so they were yelling being disruptive my little autistic self couldn’t take it and sometimes I’d have to go home early if it was really bad (eventually I got meds and accommodations) but mom and grandma worked jobs where the couldn’t pick me up so he did and he’d just take me along his errands to Walmart or something. Sometimes we’d get a doughnut. He always understood I wasn’t misbehaving I really wanted to do good and be good.

[pbandjesse]

I am finally curled up in my bed in the back of my car and I feel really happy. Only a little bit stressed because we got a carabineer stuck in Jesse's hatchback but we will solve that tomorrow. Today was a good day and I won't let something small like that ruin it.

I slept really well last night. I only remember waking up a little before James left for work. I remember lots of face kisses and being told how much I was loved. And then I slept for two more hours.

When I woke up I was in a little bit of a fog. My ears were all closed up. I wasn't my best. I would slowly start to feel better but it was slow going for sure. I texted Jess and took forever to get up but I would and things would start to feel better.

I got washed and dressed. I made a nice breakfast. And I made my plan. I decided I would drive to the museum on my way to the highway to say goodbye to James. And then take the longer way to avoid some tolls. Arriving in North East Maryland at 1. This would not work out.

Because of my brain fog I would forget a bunch of stuff. Not a ton but enough. I said goodbye to Sweetp and went down to the car to take the cooler and move some stuff around. I had to head back up to get my drink. And then was off. Thinking I had everything.

Making it half way to the museum when I realized I forgot the car outlet. We don't have an electric hookup at the camp site so to charge our stuff and to use the air pump for our mattresses we would really need that.

So I would have to go back. I went to hug and kiss James first. Said goodbye to them. Told them how upset I was about forgetting stuff. And then back home.

I got my outlet and left. And would make it back to the highway when I realized I forgot the other lantern and also the peanut butter j was suppose to bring. So I felt really dumb and was not happy. But it wasn't worth it to turn back.

I would end up taking the toll route because I didn't want to arrive a half hour after Jess. But the drive ended up being really nice. And I had a good time. And though there was a little traffic I would arrive almost exactly the same time Jess did.

I got a little stressed with parking because this tiny town had so much traffic for some reason. But it was a beautiful day and I was excited to be there. I walked the couple blocks back to where Jess was parked. And we would walk all over this little main street. We went to the coffee shop for donuts and an ice tea. We walked all over the antique mall and saw some fun stuff. The woman at the front desk was a character and collects doll eyes and taxidermy. Jess would buy a few things. And we told each other lots of work stuff and it was really just good to be with my best friend.

We would walk around a little longer before deciding to go to lunch. And we chose a little diner which was perfect.

We shared a salad and talked about I told her some of my anxiety lately. I am lucky I can be so honest with her. Because I have been very hard on myself lately and I don't want to project that on her when she's not actually upset with me. I am just worried about upsetting her and punishing myself which is dumb and not helpful to anyone.

Our waitress was so nice too. I told her we are camping and asked if it was possible to have some butter packets to take with us and she not only gave us that she also gave up napkins and utensils and she was just so sweet. Love when people are kind.

We knew we were coming into a spotty service area heading to the camp site. So we made sure we had to same address and Jess would wait for me there.

I walked back to my car and saw a duck nested up on the side of the bank?? It was super surprising and lovely to see. And then back to the car. I made sure I sent out messages to James and my parents. Especially since tomorrow is Easter. And then it was time to get to camp!!

Jess beat me by a couple minutes. And very soon we were heading into elk neck to find our camping loop. Which was very deep in. I think when I stayed here before we were in the second loop. But we have a good spot and I was excited.

We have neighbors. But no one is to close. Jess pulled in first and I backed up so we could set up the canopy between us which has been perfect. She got a real tent for her trunk and I have my mosquito net. We moved the picnic table to be under the canopy and got to work setting everything up. And it took a while but it was fun. Settling in. Sorting out everything we brought. I got the mattresses inflated and I love the new one. I wasn't sure it was going to work because I sleep on my side and it's very thin but it's actually excellent and I'm very happy.

After everything was set up we would also set up the hammocks. Which was the first time Jess has used hers and it was incredibly staticy for some reason. So we kept getting shocked and screaming and laughing.

We would take a walk around the loop to see everyone's set ups. I always love seeing what people are doing. There are a few youth groups who are hammock only camping and I always think that's cool but none of them have under covering and their butts are going to get so cold tonight. I hope they are all having fun. I enjoyed hearing them laughing earlier and some of the teen girls said me and Jess's set up is very cool so that made me proud of us.

When we got back from our walk we had hammock time. We read for an hour and it was nice being cozy in our hammocks. I liked watching the birds too. I just love being out here.

We would take another walk around the next loop. And when we got back I collected sticks and fixed my necklaces I accidently ripped off my neck. And we would try to start a fire but we couldn't get it to stay lit. Maybe we will try tomorrow and see if we have better luck.

Jess tried so hard though and that was really sweet. We used like half of the matches I brought though and after many failed attempts we gave up. Instead moving on to the new single burner stove. Which works so easy and I love so much?? It's way easier then the Colman we used to have and is self lighting. It's exactly what I wanted so I'm thrilled it worked out.

And since we figured that out so easily we made quesadillas for dinner and had apples to go with it. I was very proud of us.

After we ate we went to wash up and change into PJs. And would sit in the front seat of Jess's car to watch a movie while I knit.

And it was a lot of fun. Jess has a very complicated medication and nighttime routine. Like me but I don't do all of it when I'm not home. She has to do the medications so I waited for her in the bathroom. And I joked about her being so high maintenance. And then we tried to eat popcorn during the movie but it was stupid spicy so we gave up on that. Instead just critiquing the movie the entire time comparing it to the books. Which she just reread this year and I haven't read since I was like 15. So it was a fun couple hours.

We went to finish getting ready for bed. Brushing teeth. And turning on the string lights we had strung up in our cars. Jess wanted to see about closing her hatch and this is where we discovered that we couldn't get the carabineer out. Basically to trick the car into thinking the trunk is closed I push a carabineer into the latch. We learned that on our road trip and it works great to save the battery from dying. But her car is newer then mine and it won't give it up. And we also done had enough service to try to Google an answer. She was able to look s little if we stand in the right spot but nothing she found is working. And we very very much don't want to break her car.

So we aren't exactly sure what to do but also it's nighttime and this has to be a tomorrow problem. And I'm sure we will solve it. Even if we have to go talk to the camp host and see if they have access to bolt cutters. Something has to go wrong and if this is is it's honestly not the worst thing. I just feel bad because I'm normally the problem solver and I don't have a solution yet.

But we are both tired and there isn't anything else we can try. We will have to try again tomorrow. So she is asleep in her car. Hopefully warm and comfortable. And I'm am cozy in mine. I have one extra blanket I'm going to try to get because it's going to drop down to the 30s and I don't want to wake up cold.

I know this will be posted late. Maybe on Sunday if we get somewhere there is service. But if not you'll see this on Monday. I hope you all have a great weekend and are keeping safe. Until next time!!

[sc0tters]

Like a Loser | Jack Hughes

summary: what happens when your bet with Jack ends up with you taking your punishment at the dinner table?

kinkmas: day three (sex toys)

warnings: sexual themes, oral (fem receiving!), swearing, use of sex toys, semi public.

word count: 2.51k

authors note: this series has a special place in my heart if I’m being honest so when I had the chance to bring back Jack x Quinn’s bsf I knew I had to! Ended up writing this all today and I have to say I don’t know what to think about it so I hope you all enjoy the new day of kinkmas!

pt 1 | pt 2

Tonight was a night you and Jack were both looking forward to for such different reasons.

For you it meant you were finally going to see your best friend again after moving to New Jersey just a month ago after accepting the job of your dreams.

But for Jack it meant he finally had the perfect opportunity to call in your punishment for losing a bet. What you thought was harmless saying he wouldn’t score on his game back Jack made sure to make you pay with the gift one of your friends gave you as a gag gift. It was a mini wireless vibrator powered by an app.

You and Jack swore you kept things casual even as you were acting exclusive from the comfort of your apartment. Not even Luke knew about what went on between you.

So as you two grew closer to almost meant that Jack was spending most free nights with you and as you two began to care less he’d swear that all the time he spent with you was just an effort to help you settle in. Like in some way this would have been what Quinn would have wanted as you moved to the states.

That’s how Jack ended up with a smile on his face as he used his spare key to get into your apartment “hey y/n!” Jack called out hearing the sound of your speaker blasting music in your room “in here!” You shot back turning down the music as you continued rubbing cream into your legs. Jack felt his mouth water as he as you had nothing more than a towel wrapped around your body “didn’t think you’d be coming here before tonight.” You pointed out as you thought he would have gone to practice and back home.

Over the last few weeks you had grown to love Jacks company but as you swore you wouldn’t do anything stupid to hurt Quinn, you kept that fact to yourself. Jack let you see the little bag that he held “have a surprise for you.” Jack explained reaching his hand into it “should I be worried?” You teased letting out a laugh that was short lived when your cheeks reddened at the memory of the gift “hey you gonna take your punishment for losing this bet like a good girl or not?” His fingers brushed over your chin as his question weighed on your mind.

With a sigh you nodded “what do you have in mind?” You propped your arms up as you leaned against them letting your freshly styled hair frame your face “if you wear this during dinner I’ll let you come now.” His words made your jaw go slack “and after dinner?” You cocked back as you raised your eyebrows “if you behave then maybe I’ll let you come during it too.” Jack smiled as you spread your legs giving him a view of your cunt as the towel bunched up at your hips.

He leaned down to kiss your lips allowing himself to taste the vanilla lipgloss you coated your lips in “you’re so sweet.” Jack mumbled reaching his hands out to undo your towel “let me see your pretty body.” The hockey player swore he’d never get over the sight of your breasts “please Jack.” His hands toyed with your nipples setting your skin on fire.

Your weight shifted as your body was pressed against your mattress “been thinking about this all fucking week.” You had been in California on business which meant Jack hadn’t seen you “you find someone else in Cali?” He pressed the question as his lips marked up the sides of your thighs “n-no Jack.” You shook your head shivering as his breath fanned your cunt “because you know you’re all mine.” Jack muttered licking a stripe up your slit.

It was warm in the room as jealousy fuelled his actions as Trevor’s voice note talking about how you came to see him “all yours J.” You gasped as his tongue swirled around your clit. Jack wrapped his hands around your legs pulling you closer to him as he began to work on you “fuck you’re so good.” The delicacy of your voice spurred him on as his cock grew hard against his jeans.

Your juices were sweet on his tongue as it acted as encouragement when he lay his tongue flat into your core allowing his nose to hit your clit “shit.” You groaned clutching at your sheets “shouldn’t even be treating you after what you said.” Jack grumbled sending vibrations through your body “d-didn’t mean it.” The words were forced from your lips as you looked down to see him staring back at you.

Like a game of cat and mouse neither one of you were prepared to give up on until he nuzzled his tongue further into your core making his nose hit your clit in consecutive motions “fuck me.” You huffed dropping your head to your bed as your eyes screwed shut “knew you would prove me wrong.” You stammered feeling like your head was going to explode as your legs began to shake “you just wanted a reaction from me?” Jack asked slotting his fingers into your cunt that responded by clenching around him “so responsive.” He cooed kissing your clit.

Your moans echoed off of the walls of your bedroom “like seeing you rough.” Your confession made him smirk as he inserted a third finger into your core “you want to see me push you?” Jack saw a sparkle form in your eyes as you grabbed your boobs feeling his lips wrap around your clit “please Jack.” You begged without a care in the world for how needy you sounded in that moment.

Jack didn’t let his actions slow as he let himself enjoy the sounds of your soft begs “fuck I’m gonna come.” You announced clenching around his fingers as your core began to throb “let yourself go baby.” Jacks words came muffled as he didn’t move his head up only adding to your pleasure “don’t stop.” You begged feeing your thighs shake as they pressed against the sides of his head allowing the pleasure to wave over you as you came.

The boy pulled away hearing the sound of your phone go off “think you’re ready for it baby?” Jack asked watching your chest heave “need a mo-ment!” You helped the last part as Jack dragged his thumb over your clit “got to do it whilst your still so wet.” The hockey player leaned down to kiss your lips as he slowly pushed the vibrator into your cunt making sure that his movements on your clit didn’t slow “feel so full.” You blurted out shifting your hips as you began to grow used to the feeling of the vibrator inside of you “I’m gonna have fun with this.” The mischievousness in his voice honestly made you feel nervous to see what he was going to have in mind for you.

The night started off calm though as the two younger Hughes boys followed you into the restaurant where Quinn and the boys parents were already sat “Quinny!” You squealed seeing your best friend for the first time in four weeks “y/n!” Ellen laughed as she watched Quinn pick you up as he spun you around before letting you back to the ground “how was California?” Both that question and the way his hands still sat dangerously low on your waist made Jack feel jealous “she had a great time.” Jack answered for you taking everyone by surprise as you all stood there trying to see what he was playing at.

Ellen reached over to hit her middle son’s shoulder after she hugged him “no yeah he’s right.” You nodded forcing a smile on your lips as you moved to be embraced by Jim. Jack went to grab the seat next to you but Ellen stopped him “you get her all the time, other people want to talk to her too.” She teased slipping into the seat next to you.

Jack was left looking at you from across the table as you were slotted between Ellen and Quinn who was in the middle of talking to Luke about his successful season “see you’ve been enjoying the new job too y/n!” Jim smiled unaware of the glare you sent Jack feeling his foot brush against your ankle “it’s been great and Jersey is.” You sucked at your teeth feeling your core begin to vibrate as Jack looked down to his phone turning on the vibrator.

You settled for a cough trying to recover as you forced your thighs together “being here is really good even if I’m not with Quinny.” The older Hughes boy sent you a smile as he wrapped his arm around your shoulder making Jack increase the speed as he sent you a glare “you look kind of hot.” Quinn pointed out pressing his hand to your forehead as he checked your temperature.

As Jack turned the speed of the vibrator to its lowest setting allowing you to talk properly as any tension built up in between your legs was quickly washed away “it’s just warm in here.” You lied chugging your glass of water down as you wished it was something stronger “now what has been going on with you?” As Quinn was brought into a single conversation with you, Jack made sure that you couldn’t forget him as he continued to screw with the speed of the vibrator not allowing you to get comfortable for too long ever.

Luke had begun to notice the glaring match that went on between you and Jack but he only thought it was the two of you falling back into your old ways of constant bickering until Jack begun to grow careless with hiding his efforts “fuck!” You moaned slapping your hand over your mouth as Jack edged the vibrator to the quickest speed making your soaked cunt throb “i-I need some air.” You announced gripping your fingers at the edge of the table as Jack didn’t decrease the speed enjoying how your teeth caught your lip surprising another moan.

Quinn shot you a look of concern as he moved out of the both to let you out “you okay?” His question was ignored as you made a beeline for the bathroom “maybe I should go check on her.” Ellen announced surprised by your little outburst “no I’ll go.” In that moment as Jack got up Luke finally realised that something was going on between you and his older brother “yeah mom it makes sense.” Luke nodded opting to help Jack “like she loves you but couldn’t give a shit what Jack does.” The last part was met with an elbow from Jack as he got up.

Quinn couldn’t tell what was going on between his brothers but he grew irritated as Jack stayed still “are you gonna go or not?” Quinn rumbled motioning to Jack to hurry up or not go at all. You were in the family bathroom letting the pleasure rush over your body when Jack finally walked in “shit Jack!” You whined as the boy clutched to his phone quickly locking the door behind him “I’m here baby.” Jack cooed beginning to slow it down as he thought that the speed was too much for you and that was why you were reacting like that “don’t you fucking-“ you cut yourself off with a moan as you clutched at his arms trying to steady yourself as you came for the second time that day.

Jack pressed his lips to your temple as he guided your through it holding your hips as your body shook “that’s my good girl.” He cooed hearing the sounds of your whimpers “enough Jack.” You begged feeling your body collapse as you sat on the counter “I know baby.” Jack caught your lips in a kiss as he finally stopped the vibrator turning it off “I’m gonna take it out of you now though okay?” His fingers ran through your hair trying to soothe you as he made you look like you hadn’t just had an earth shattering orgasm.

You shook your head as you continued to breathe “I’ll be gentle.” Jack mumbled kissing your lips as he pushed your panties to the side allowing him to pull the vibrator from your cunt groaning at how your orgasm had soaked your panties “that was hot.” You gasped making him laugh “might have to use it on you again.” Jack proposed as his free hands fingers ran along your jaw as he kissed your lips again this time letting his linger for longer “fuck I need you.” He mumbled into the kiss.

Yet as a knock came at the door it pulled him away from you causing him to groan “can’t you see it’s occupied!” Jack complained rolling his eyes “I just want to know that y/n is okay?” Quinn’s voice was soft making your eyes go wide “I’ll be out in a second!” You called out trying to put his worries to ease.

It made Jack glare at you again as he realised that you would not be sorting out his problem in his pants “okay I’ll wait for you!” Quinn called back causing Jack to roll his eyes as he began to nip at your neck “I’ve got to go Jack.” You mumbled tugging your fingers through his hair “what am I meant to do about this?” Jack mumbled pointing to his obvious erection that if his older brother wasn’t stood outside of that door it would have make your undo his belt.

You got up and fixed your panties as you looked at your lips grabbing a tissue to fix the smudged lipstick “you’ve got a vibrator, use it.” Not once did you ever take Jack as that kind of sex toy user so this was going to be more fun for you than it was going to be for him “you’re gonna regret this.” Jack warned as you walked to the door “I’m sure I will.” You smiled back unlocking it as you let yourself out.

Quinn didn’t take long to hug you again “you sure you’re okay?” He asked as his arm went to your shoulder “of course I am.” You nodded as you pressed a kiss to his cheek appreciating his concern “why is Jack still in there?” Quinn turned to see no sign of his younger brother “oh he needed to wash his hands.” You lied with a shrug hoping that the captain wouldn’t read into it.

It made the older boy stop as he stared at you “so you gonna tell me why you smell and look like you’ve just had sex or not then?” It wasn’t a question he seemed to be asking but more like he was telling you to spill “oops?” You sucked at your teeth realising you had been caught out.

Now how were you gonna explain this one?

[anomaly-hivemind]

What’s in the Box || No. 10 w/Wjian Otrega x Chaise A.C-1

Warnings: quickies, vibrators, praise kink

Notes:

Kinktober Masterlist

Word Count; 1060

Wjian broke down the last box and laid it on the stack with the others, she pushed a blonde strand of hair aside and let out a sign of relief.

“That's the last box… now everything just has to be put away,” Wjian mutters to herself as she places the back down. Chaise was in the bedroom setting up the bed frame and gaming desk, the purple mattress wrapped up on the wall. Wjian decided to set up the kitchen which was really her just up away from the utensils and seasonings for an hour straight.

“Très cher could you come here real quick,” Chaise’s velvety voice called from the bedroom, When Wjian walked to the room to the delighted sight of a half completed master bedroom. It was the start of a pastel paradies.

“Yes, what is it?” She looked over to see Chaise staring into a suspiciously large box. He looks over a Wjian with a cheeky, shit eating grin.

“Did you buy something like this without my knowledge.” he smiled as he pulled out what looked to be a manual to whatever it was inside the package. The paper had the word attachments in big bold words.

“Oh Mierda, well I may have gotten a thing or two to ship before moving to our new place.” Wjian said sheepishly it was all in the heat of an ovulation week a month back or so, she was a different person than.

“Baby this is a bit more than a thing or two.”Chaise smirked as pushed the heavy box closer to Wjian. Her face was a peachy red as she looked into the box, it was a bunch of shit, way more than what she thought would be in the box. Inside the box were realistic dildos of varying sizes and shapes; some of them were not even human shaped.

“Maybe, you're right it’s a bit much but hey it’s already here so why not test them out.“ Wjian picked up one of the toys and it starts to light up like a LED show

“Mon Chou, where the hell did you even find this?”

“From that Donnabrell toy line y’know the famous brothel owner, even got a discount because a friend of my mom knows the owner.” she smiled and looked at the other things in the box, a nice looking blue rope was in here anyway.

“Pretty, but how come you didn't tell me.” Chaise stood up and wrapped his arms around Wjian in a tight hug.

“Well I was gonna wait until we were fully settled before I brought it up and I may or may not have forgotten about the box.” She places a kiss on Chaise’s cheek.

“Yeah I suppose you would’ve like to forget about the… Gooey Whet Whet Yummy Stinky like Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Fleshlight Deluxe,” Chaise said pulling the toy from the box.

“I think that was a blind bag freebie they sent,” Wjian said, taking the order form from the box and skimming through it.

“Yeah sure, so which thing were you planning us to use first.”

“This one,” Wjian pulled out a veiny skin colored dildo which had a vibrator attached to it.

“Starting off with something simple i see,” Chaise pulled off his short and unscrewed his current his dick, like opening up a water bottle.

”I feel a tad perverted watching you unscrew your miniature machine gun,” said Chaise snorts at the name she calls his dick.

“Why you already seen and have ridden this dick all before,” She picks up the new dick and hands it to him, then he starts to screw that one on.

“Damn bitch, this thing is heavy.”

“Well it is a phat cock with a vibrator at its base that's bound to have a bit of weight.” Wjian starts to offer clothes, letting them drop onto the soft carpeted floor.

“Slut’s like you really want to get straight to the point huh,”Chaise said, making sure the new phallic object was secure.

“Only for you mi amor” she winked at him as took off her underwear and bra, standing in front of her boyfriend naked again.

“Well get that cute ass over here.” Chaise pulled her to them as he dragged her to the bed, then took off his shirt. Laying Wjian down on the new bed, this was one way to break in a new mattress. Chaise wore his fingers along her slit, Wjian was already wet, but Chaise got a set of lube anyway.

Squirting out a generous glob, Chaise slathered the lube (water based) onto their wondrous weiner, that succulent meat masher.

Wiping the rest off onto Wjian’s suffocatingly tight, warm, cozy, wet, welcoming tasty, not to mention torentally downpouringly wet, friendly, adorable, delicious, wet, open and experienced yet closed and selective, fun loving, needy(but also very generous), large and in charge - but at the same time small and timid, independent but also very codependent, womanly- yet strong, wet, soaking honeypot(wet pussy!)

She lets out a shiver from the cold liquid, Chaise takes his time to slowly drive their “Wjian Whammy Whisks” into her inviting cunt. When he bottoms out the vibrator pushes against her clit. It makes her let out a lustful moan, as the slow buzz of the dick sings a pleasing song to her cream button.

“Oh! Ah ah ha~ fucck,” Wjian moaned out as Chaise thrusted into her with determination. He moved at an even pace as he leaned down to kiss her. When he leaned to kiss her he pushed the vibrator was shaking with more intensity. Making her legs quiver with pleasure, as shade was moved to what seemed to be one of the fastest orgasms ever.

“Come on now sexy, you're doing so good for me,” Chaise said with a breath of praise.

The pleasure was brimming in Wjian’s core. Obscene squelches and the samacking of skin filled the room. Damn he was really pounding her shit for real, going in like no tomorrow and like he was on a mission type strokes. Wjian would be walking funny for sure tomorrow.

“Hah~ I’m gonna- gonna cum~”

“You look so pretty… all blissed up like that.” He kissed her lovingly, peppering her face with his lips.

They stuck peep pee on poo poo and nutted. The end

[suckitsurveys]

Do you prefer bar or liquid soap? I like the foaming soaps best.

What’s the speed limit on your street? I’m not sure, there aren’t signs posted and I don’t know the laws regarding side streets like that. I THINK the limit is 30mph unless otherwise posted, but I can’t find something that confirms that for small side streets.

When was the last time you wore your favourite article of clothing? I am wearing one of them right now. It’s a black Fleetwood Mac hoodie with the Rumors album cover on it.

Do any of your family members have an upcoming birthday? The next one is my sister’s in July.

On a scale of 1-5, 5 being the best, rate your last kiss. Always a 5 :) .

What is your favourite flavour of Jolly Ranchers? Watermelon.

Where was your Facebook profile picture taken? Starved Rock Stater Park.

Do your parents smoke? My mother did.

Would you rather bake cookies or a potato? Definitely depends on my mood.

Who was the last person to stay the night at your house? My niece.

Do you live close to a park? Yes, there’s one right around the corner.

Is your favourite animal endangered? One of them is.

Have you eaten pizza in the last week? I have. There was pizza for lunch/dinner yesterday at the event I worked.

Who was the last person you added to your contacts list? One of the people I worked with at the event I just mentioned.

How long does it take you to shower? like 10-20 minutes depending.

Do you prefer a brand of bottled water over others, or is it all the same? I don’t really care, but I tend to favor Smart Water thanks to a certain spokesperson lol.

Have you used Wikipedia today? I tried to find out one of the new SNL cast members’ birthday and the first search result was a snippet from their Wiki page, if that counts.

Are you better at writing fiction or non-fiction? Neither.

Do you know anyone who has moved to a different state? Yes, a handful of people I went to high school with have moved to different states, as well as a couple cousins.

How many pens can you see from where you’re sitting? A bunch. I have a pen/pencil cup on my desk that I like to keep well stocked lol.

Have you ever dated someone one grade/year above or below you? I never really dated anyone in school.

What language do you think you’d be good at? I don’t know. What language do you think you’d fail at? I don’t know.

Do you still have a landline phone at your house? Nope.

What is your current desktop background? Here at work it’s a fan art drawing of the mountains of “Hollywoo” from BoJack, including the sign and.BoJack’s house.

How big is the television you last watched? It’s 55in.

Have you ever been stung by a bee or a wasp? Nah.

How many schools have you been to in your lifetime? Preschool, K-8th, high school. two colleges.

What is the middle name of the last person you texted? Allen.

Are you of legal age in your country? Yes.

Why did you last visit a doctor? New glasses.

Would you prefer an ice cream cake or a regular cake? Both are good.

How old is your best friend? 29, 34, 35, 39.

What is/was your high school’s mascot? Wildcats.

Do you carry pain relievers with you at all times? No. But I have a “travel” backpack that has essentials in it that I take if I am going to be gone somewhere all day, and that includes pain relievers.

Where is your mother right now? Dead.

What was the last thing to make you smile? Something my coworkers were talking about.

Are you currently saving up for anything? A new mattress. And spending money for when Ellen and Sarah are here.

What’s the view like from your bedroom window? We are in the basement and our bedroom window is level with the driveway.

Generally speaking, do you prefer sweet or savoury? They have different connotations for me. Like “savory” is a whole meal and “sweet” is just a dessert or treat, so they are different and I can’t really choose one over the other?

What would you do if you got home and you saw your house had been destroyed? Blah.

When did you last go outside, and what for? Earlier this morning when I came to work.

Who is your favourite Sesame Street character? Cookie Monster. Though the recent Elmo memes made me a fan.

How often do you check your emails? My job consists of me answering emails all day. And I only check my personal email if I am expecting something lol.

Do you have any plans for this Thanksgiving? Probably eat?

What colour is your backpack? I have a mini pink iridescent one I use daily.

Would you slap the last person you talked to for twenty dollars? No.

What search engine do you usually use? Google.

How much did the shirt you’re wearing cost? I’m not sure, I bought it a long time ago.

Patrick Stump or Pete Wentz? I’m good.

Do you know anyone who gives way too many hugs? A little bit, yeah.

What time do you usually wake up on Sundays? Depends.

Have you whispered today? Probably. I’m always whispering shit to myself lol.

What grade did you get on the last test you took? I have no idea.

[the-firebird69]

It takes care and diligence and intelligence spontaneity and realistic acting to handle this person he is a giant and he is a stunted one but he's a giant and Ricky schroder is not cutting the mustard in any way he is absolute failure on screen and off he's the worst actor in history the movies with him in it like the guardians of the Galaxy are near failures because of him nobody wants to see him dancing around taunting people getting people angry like a little child on the schoolyard and getting his ass beat in there's no such thing in this world is what he's doing what he did to my grand nephew is despicable it's well passed with the foreigners wanted no it's the past it though it's it's obscene and one at this point he can't even get a job because you're so freaking obnoxiously stupid and you're fired by the way John remillard fired you're not going to make it I'm going to pull your card until you're done. He's going to compile a list of restaurants and he's got all the other facilities that he worked on and types of stuff is very lots of its military and they're probably present the bill to the people that were holding it off him for the design because you used it too and you're the idiots who have to pay for it and then they're going to go to town till taking all your stuff you stupid swine city is going to do it anyways recently they said they're going to do it too but he's the one who can make a list send it over and then you going to panic and other people can make that list and imitate them then you're going to fight everyone cuz you're a piece of s***. I've seen people go to town on people but really what you did to him is pitiful you're a disgrace you think you some sort of bird of paradise in a cage you're so dumb it's doing it for his own purposes and if he looks poor it's easier a lot easier he says for Christ's sake though he won't let him have the mattress you're you're a prick and your people have proven yourself to be people who are not worth keeping. Today we're firing 300 more sheriffs out of the 400 left I'm sick of you we're firing you from the put the Gorda PD too you're not police and all the agencies actually we're going to go ahead and do that probably left sheriff cuz you're such an assholes you're so stupid you have the whole world in your blood because you're a jerk. Hey you could have probably taken them at that point but you suck and sent us down we're taking you out right doing that you wouldn't have known you're a big prick. To make you very very happy we're going to make sure you can't get your trial so they write it up they didn't show up and they open up a criminal trial matter of fact I think you're late already you only have 15 minute grace period yeah we know what time it is it's getting so you can't get there in time. We're also going to open a whole bunch of other suits on you and we're going to have you brought for criminal trial as Trump and we're going to start getting all that going you need to get out of there you're a piece of crap and everyone's killing your people. This afternoon there's a field day on trumpsters they saw you and Tommy have fighting and social security in the middle and your idiot kid in the middle it's ridiculous the numbers of death of yours are staggering what is it like 9% of the global populace and it's dropped to about 7% almost and that's ridiculous just sitting around getting killed cuz you're stupid it's going faster and faster you're going to try and rebuild your forces at eight points they're going to die you ain't going nowhere no way not with this attitude I can't believe you did all that stuff to him cuz out of your mouth it's coming out and we're going to go over it and everybody who's involved I want you in we have a grand meeting and talk about this assholes roll and thwarting our plan with guards to our friend here and focus on that you're going to see how big it was with him doing that at least to everything else and I thank you my nephew for doing this work he says once you get me the money I'll feel fine and I'm just kidding

Mac daddy

[the-lord-of-cucumbers]

To my one follower

Salutaions

I Wrote a story

Hope y'all like it

Angels amidst Sins

It all begins in the small town of Shquimpshvek where a little farmer was working. That person went by the name of Bébinn Muiredach but no one cared for his diacritics so he always went by Binn. He was always seen as the short one. One who would never amount to anything and get left behind. He had a rough childhood. He worked alongside his lifelong friends, Tom and Alex. Alex and Tom were always opposites. Alex was always spontaneous and a true nitwit. Tom though, Tom talked as much as an introvert joining an improv club with the courage of that same improv wannabe.

The day started like any other, with the whole of the group busy on the field. Well, 2 of the three as Alex was constantly throwing stones near the water. A faint plop plop plop could be heard. Binn had his general response to this issue.

“Just get back over here Alex”

“Why Binn? We do the same thing every day”

“No. Tom and I do the same thing daily, you sit near the creek and throw anything you can get your hands on.”

“But we DO do the same thing every day. We always go to the farm, and you guys always work for the whole day.”

“I mean yes, but that's just the way it is. You don’t need to change it if it works.”

“It doesn’t though. You always complain about how hard it is to put food on the table every single day.”

“I mean . . . ”

Tom finally spoke up about his thoughts on the issue.

“Maybe if we didn’t have to pay as much to the local lords then we wouldn’t struggle as much on the farm.”

“See, at least he understands me.”

“Either way, what are you going to do about it.”

Alex pondered for a moment. The other two could almost see the sparks coming from Alex’s head as he thought about how to answer. Alex seemed puzzled as he had always spoken whatever he thought up.

Alex finally seemed to sort their words out.

“Don’t” was all that could be spoken after what felt like hours.

“What” Binn questioned

“Don’t pay the local lords.”

“But we owe them money. We live on their land. Shouldn’t we at least give them something?”

“Do we have to? This farm barely produces enough food for us, and we have to give it away. Not just us, but our parents and their parents have been giving them food for their whole lives. Toiling away at soil that won’t give. For what? To give money to a man who has mountains of riches. Enough money to last a century and then some.”

Binn was completely flabbergasted. He never expected that much from the nitwit Alex. He mustered up the energy to say something after what happened.

“So now what? Are you just going to stop paying rent? What will you do when the collectors come to get our money? Then what?”

After a very long pause, he responded.

“Truthfully I don’t know.”

“exactly, that’s what I thought. Now get over here and start cultivating.”

“Alright.”

As Alex walked over, he whispered to themself, “they can arrest everyone.”

Binn heard that and started thinking about what Alex had just said. That phrase, “they can't arrest everyone,” ran through his mind for the rest of the day. Echoing in his head. As a birdie in badminton, it kept bouncing back and forth.

As the day came to an end, the three had left to go back to their homes. Alex went back to a soft mattress and had immediate drowsiness. As he did, the housework built up, as did his ability to procrastinate. Tom went back to a much different night. He went to his room but did not go to sleep. He went and started finishing his extra work as he was always one to get ahead of work before it became a problem. And Binn, Binn was the most complex of the bunch. He had to catch up on all the extra work he applied for while still trying to make an adequate dinner. Once he finished his exhausting work, he went to his room to end his day though it wasn’t quite that simple. He lay in his bed with closed eyes but nothing happens. No sleep, no noise, nothing. Nothing except those repeating words. “They can’t arrest everybody”. The thought makes him rethink the role he plays and how he got there.

He initially blamed the debt collectors but that didn’t feel right. They were just trying to make enough money. He couldn’t blame people who just wanted to survive. But the people who could survive just fine are a bit different. He realized that many people only take more money to facilitate their lavish spending. He thought about his landlord and how he could survive just fine without an income at this point. He thought about the kings and queens at the top of classes. He started to have ideas of how people who have too much money should give back because other people need to survive too. He then thought of how people might fight back because they want to keep their bounds and bounds of riches. He decided that instead of letting these ideas go, as he had done prior, he would use these ideas to start something.

He got out of bed and went to his workspace. He cleared the room of any and every distraction and pulled out an old fountain pen, 30 sheets of paper, and a bottle of water. He started writing anything that came to mind about this so-called equalization of the classes. He had been writing for so long that by the time the birds started chirping, he had just finished the last page.

As he looked at the clock, only one word came to his mind.

“Fuck.”

In a rush, he grabbed all 30 sheets of paper and bolted out the door with a half-full cup of coffee in hand. He ran straight to the farm and slammed open the gates. He yelled at the two.

“Hey guys, I got something to show you!”

Tom responded “Firstly, calm down. Secondly, we’ll be right over.”

Binn goes over the whole plan he had haphazardly written the night prior. The explanation went well and the guys were in on it. Well, Tom was not completely convinced but he was willing to give it a chance. Alex was always in on an opportunity to create a bit of chaos and especially because it was affecting the ones he hated the most.

There was one problem that none of them had a solution to. How were they supposed to get people to join in? Sure, they could get a few people in their community to join in but what after? If they go widespread then they would get taken down while going in secret and would have fewer members.

After a while of discussion, they decide that having the most members in the most places would make it easiest to bring change. They decide that they also need to come up with a name for this idea. They bring in a few of their close friends together and let them in on the idea. They hold a vote and create a name. “The Shnevnepals” is the name they come up with and plaster over all their propaganda.

The enlarged group starts to go along with the plan and found that the public is a lot more impressional than once thought. As planned, Binn took rule of the growing party because he was the creator of the group. His two friends, Tom and Alex, had taken second and third place in command respectively. Even though Tom didn’t talk as much as Alex, he always could point out a flaw in any situation. Alex was Binn’s last resort. If Tom was busy with other work or was just not in, he had to go to Alex. Although Alex wasn’t the smartest, he at least knew when something bad was happening.

As they went, the members' spanned from the smallest farms to the biggest cities. Their numbers eventually grew to become the majority of the population. They finally had enough people to stage a coup. They planned to initiate it at the end of the month.

As the days came closer to the date, many people started to get ideas about what to do after the end of the leadership of the government came to an end. Many wanted to remove the old leaders and wanted new ones. Many others hoped for an end to any form of leadership. A few just wanted to reduce the total rent being paid per month. This led to a meeting of the rebellion's high council but before the meeting, many of them had been found out by the government and forced to leave. They had to be replaced and a final vote began. They decided to go with the action wanted by the most people. They voted to remove the existing government and create a new and stronger government that could have people vote on issues facing them.

Once the decision was made, it was time for action. People everywhere stopped giving money to the government. They took action to stop the revolt but it was too late. People started fighting back and the government didn’t have enough supplies to put down the unrest as they had been using their riches on luxuries. The government had fallen in a time of a month.

The Shnevnepals needed to set up a national assembly to help standardize living standards across the country. As change came across the country, Binn felt the need to change his title as it seemed too informal. He decided to go by Charlatan B.M. Major. The Major felt many difficulties during this time after the revolution. The new council was given the responsibility to create a new federal government that needed to help a great number of people with various wants and needs. The Major found that there was a very simple solution to this problem. They could provide a standard-issue package to every region’s municipalities. This would lead to every region getting the same treatment.

Tom always had different ideas from the Major. Tom and a growing part of the council wanted to create laws that specialized in different areas of the country. This would have more work but would also lead to better widespread reception of new policies and instill trust in the new regime. The Major was also getting criticized on the part for increasing taxes and government spending over a long period. Though much of the population had not even heard of this part as the only ones who knew were officials with access to the new federal tax plan.

The Major wanted to consult his second in command but wasn’t able to as they were on opposing sides. He consulted his third in command, Alex. He went to Alex but whatever was said was tuned out. All he could remember were those four words from ways back, “they can’t arrest everyone”. He thought about those words again but from a new perspective. He thought that since he had the power, he could do what he was told.

The Charlton B.M. Major had created a secret force of police to do his bidding. He dubbed them “The Enforcers”. As the words came out of his mouth, dark and stormy clouds began to brew in the distance. These enforcers went out and took away all those who opposed him. He had integrated them so much into his society that not a single person couldn’t say a single word about the old government.

Many years after the revolution had taken place, a group of workers have been toiling away on a farm but this day was different.

The day started like any other, with the whole of the group busy on the field. Well, 2 of the three as one was constantly throwing stones near the water. A faint plop plop plop could be heard. They had a conversation about how their work is so hard and how they should all be working. They talked about their life and land while one remained quiet. They went on about annoyances they have. They end by talking about renting land that they work on. The conversation ends shrewdly as throwing stones McGee went back to work. Though before he conceded, he whispered something he didn’t think anyone else could hear,

“They can’t arrest everyone”.

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