#idea archive

[beastsovrevelation]

I had another Good Omens fanfiction dream this morning.

Basically, Crowley was due to give birth. You might ask, Pestilence, what's with you and Crowley being pregnant?.. The answer is, I don't know, and neither does my therapist.

So, Crowley's due to give birth, he's scared and in pain. Beelzebub shows up, along with a few other demons (I guess I'll look through the Key of Solomon, I remember a few have to do with healing). She told him they'll support him. I have a feeling, the dream adhered to my idea that Crowley and Beelzebub are siblings (in spite Beelzebub looking like she does in S2, so Indian).

Crowley had to change to his snake form, because while his human form was male (so he couldn't give birth without surgery, which was too dangerous), his snake form was female. The demons put him in a whelping box (genius idea). Crowley gave birth to either 4 or 6 baby snakes (apparently, they're called snakelets). It was a live birth, which, fun fact, some snakes do give (i think boa constrictors, and snake Crowley kind of looks like one, aside from the colouring). The baby snakes then morphed to human form. I don't think Crowley nearly died, but he lost a lot of blood, and got extremely exhausted. No, it probably wasn't realistic to how snakes actually give birth.

(They were far larger, though)

Oh, and at some point, Aziraphale found out, but someone (possibly Beelzebub) forbade him from coming, because an angel's presence would distress the babies, and they wouldn't take human form. They could also die.

No, I don't think Aziraphale was the "father". The babies were demons, while, according to my headcanons, when an angel procreates with a demon, the baby's an angel, as it's the original form (though, they do retain some demonic features). Maybe, Crowley mated with an actual snake, or something... It would be very Greek and Norse god of him, but what the Heaven, dude... I guess, Beelzebub could act as the litter's she-father, once the two had reconciled. Which, is a word I use for maternal figures who, traditionally, would be considered more paternal. You know, kind of emotionally detached, more provider than carer, often absent, that sort of deal.

This is incoherent, but I only remember fragments. I guess, I will put it down in my notes for the future. I already did. (I'm kind of tempted to write the birth scene, I like writing birth scenes, they're brutal).

Don't you just have a love/hate relationship with when you are already swamped with WIPs, but the Fanfiction Gods send you another vision?..

Also, don't you just hate it when you give birth to a litter of snakelets, with the help of your coworkers, and your estranged sister.

What the Hell do you even name that many damn whelps...

[freakflaggames]

roguelike (through a crusty, diesely, industrial Hell?) in which you are only able to get magical powers by sacrificing parts of your body. the more important, the more it hurts you, the more rare the magic is. you can purchase biopunk bodymods a la cruelty squad to replace your missing parts at a shop.

[ezrazzle]

After slowly chipping away at this for a while, I'm finally done drawing the cast of The Magnus Archives!

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[hadaura]

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1.   ㅤ錯  👼🏼ㅤ 🥄

ㅤ ㅤܢ ♥︎ ⠀⠀ ͟ ͟ ͟⬚͒͟͟ ྀ͟͟ ͟ ͟

2. ㅤ ㅤ𓉳̸⠀⠀ 𓈃 ㅤ♥︎ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ 🎀⠀ ⠀ ͟ ͟ ͟❀ ͟ ⠀ ꫶ ’

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[i-eat-bugs-and-dirt]

JONATHAN SIMS PRIEST AU! FORCED CONFESSIONS! PEOPLE BEING FORCED TO RELIVE THEIR CONFESSED SINS IN THEIR DREAMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!! RELIGIOUS GUILT MARTIN!! THE FEAR ENTITIES SOMEHOW LINKED TO THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS! IM GOING INSANE!

[statement-continues]

Might I just say that Gwen reminds me so much of Jon in this episode

Jon (when meeting a talking plastic mannequin): you don't sound Russian ...

Gwen (when presented with a horrifying murderous children's clown): Can he read?!

[soupdwelling]

late night in the archives

[crispyliza]

I've got you all figured out fanartists

[artemisyates]

Enjoy sky blue, Mike.

[spookyspeks]

Melanie Kinggg

[tiresomespaceplant]

thinks about martin blackwood for the 1892938th time

[ratwizz]

From a Snake Queen to a Solitaire Peasant <\3

[giraisol]

̳͟͞͞, ░❤︎ usernames ♫

archivodoll ❀ sanriosmp3 ❀ orquedias

besosdeflor ❀ sakurafilm ❀ gatosymiel

miffydoll ❀ ballerinadiarie ❀ chicadelazos

poemavhs ❀ mydearsnoopy ❀ artedelunas

[valoale]

It never ceases to amaze me how brilliant fan fiction writers are, like, you take bits of something and can turn it into such brilliance and create crazy good plot lines with so much depth and layers and come up with all these ideas, like, literally blows my mind every time. The level of creativity is stunning

Never stop

[canibalazito]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ🐆 ╲╱ ㅤㅤ ⸻ ㅤ𝖧𝖨𝖦𝖧𝖫𝖨𝖦𝖧𝖳𝖲.

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