#if this ain’t the truth

[actuallycassidyiambusy]

That's it. That's the ship.

[suffering-and-happy-about-it]

Men who could break me in half, eat me in one bite, are ten times more handsome than me, murder me and make sure anyone ever finds out (namely Joel Miller, Geralt of Rivia, Simon Riley, Nathan Drake, Victor Sullivan, Steven Grant & his infamous brothers):

My dumb ass: As you can see, this is my future wife material and I call him babygirl.

Why are we doing this to ourselves again, @missdictatorme.

[narcsurvivor]

[theagoratoad]

I even have a cardinal sweater and nightgown...

[yippeecahier]

[hazbingirliexoxo]

*sees Alastor and Vox arguing*

Gen!Z reader: Gurl bye, it’s giving enemies to lovers😭✋

*arguing stops*

Alastor: 😃???

Vox: ..It’s giving WHAT?!🤬

[that-bitch-kat3]

mama didn’t raise no bitch and even if she did we all know it’s sirius

-regulus black

[thatsbelievable]

[d0d0-b0i]

lil something

[quicksweetdreamer]

My friend: "What’s your taste in men and women?"

Me: "I want a man I can bench press or a women that can bench press me."

My friend: "What??"

Me: "Wait I’ll show you…"

My friend: "Ok I think I get it."

[astarionanon]

[vinvantae]

[daincrediblegg]

I hope the terror fandom does its part this ides of march and gives twink brutus tobias menzies the love he deserves for being just sooooo homoerotic about stabbing caesar (played by sir john) or I will scream

[prttykitty87]

Yesssss!!!!! 😣😣

[noahtally-famous]

can't believe this hasn't been said before but unhinged!scarlett and unhinged!dave would be an iconic duo. shame pi didn't get a second season bc these two in an alliance would basically succeed in destroying the island, they'd wipe everyone out

the fact that they're both versions of the nerd character so they're already smart in their own ways, the fact that they have absolutely zero fucks to give anymore, their individual darker sides have come out (whether it was hidden consciously (scarlett) or unconsciously (dave)), and they've each attempted to kill/seriously injure one or more contestant(s) (and mess up the island in the process) just to reach their end goal. imagine if these two found a common goal somehow, literally nothing could get in their paths (except possibly each other)

[fireyartccoon]

Have some Stardust and Sidus for your wednesday, surprise surprise, these two are ALSO from my prismatic parallel au