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#if this dumbass decides today is when he wants to talk to me its going to end in him crying
hotmess-exe · 2 years
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if one more person tries me today i. swear
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welcometothejianghu · 8 months
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Welcome to another round of W2 Tells You What You Should See, where W2 (me) tries to sell you (you) on something you should be watching. Today's choice: 莲花楼/Mysterious Lotus Casebook
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Mysterious Lotus Casebook is a 2023 drama about a beautiful twunk who just wants to die of his chronic illness in peace, except that neither the dumbass purebred dog of a man who has decided they're best friends now nor the jock begging him for a rematch are going to let him go without a fight (in the latter's case, literally).
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Also they ride around in a magical bamboopunk RV.
I have referred to it elsewhere as "the CW presents: Nirvana in Fire," and I stand by that assessment. (I orginally called it Tiger Beat Nirvana in Fire, before realizing that Kids These Days will not get that reference. Shout out to the other elder millennials in the audience!)
There's been a lot of English-speaking fandom buzz about this show, to the point where if you're in these circles, I'm sure you've heard about it before. I know I had by the time I started watching -- which left me largely unprepared for the actual viewing experience, because the parts of the show that fans talk about are not a representative sample of the show itself.
This drama can be a good time. It's fun to watch. It has some hilarious beats and also some emotional moments. It spent its not-huge budget very smartly, and as such is generally quite lovely to look at. As my League of Nobleman rec will attest, I appreciate raw materials, and this is a show that has some fascinating raw materials.
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(Or some materials that need to get rawed, take your pick.) (Also, it's not my fault they didn't do a dramatically lit Fang Duobing shot so I could round out the trio here.)
You'll find some people out there who've gone real hard for this show, doing some deep analyses and getting really emotional over it. I don't want my gentle ribbing to give the impression that those silly fans are delusionally talking like the show's a five-star restaurant when it's really just a fast food joint. Not so! There's a reason it's captivated a whole lot of people! And in case you might be one of those, allow me to give you five reasons you should consider watching it.
1. This bitch
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The main character, Li Lianhua/Li Xiangyi is probably 50% of the show's appeal all by himself. He's fascinating. He's gender. He's fashion. He's been afflicted with a substance we called "bitch poison" the whole time we were watching. He has many emotions. He cries a lot. He coughs up blood every other episode. Cheng Yi is putting his whole lianhuassy into this performance, and it shows.
I made the Nirvana in Fire comparison earlier, and I stand by it for a lot of reasons, but the truth is that he's actually much more Opposite Day Mei Changsu: Li Lianhua wants all this stuff to fuck off and leave him alone forever. He is not seeking vengeance, nor does he particularly want to Do Schemes, but Circumstances keep dragging him back into the thick of all this nonsense he thought he left behind when he (mostly) died ten years ago.
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The thing is, he used to be a real dick back when he was a kid. And I mean a real dick. He was a dick to his chronically insecure adoptive older brother. He was a dick to his girlfriend with the personality of wet tissue paper. He was a dick to the handsome loser who liked his girlfriend. He was a dick to his followers. He was basically just a cocky little shithead who thought he was the best at everything -- and he actually was the best at everything, which just made it worse.
Li Xiangyi used to think everything (especially himself) was sooooo important, and now that life has massively kicked his ass, Li Lianhua had come around to the position that nothing is actually that important, so let's just all chill and grow vegetables. He doesn't want a rematch. He doesn't want to retake his rightful place as the head of anything. He just wants to pay his respects to the dead before he joins them.
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Now will everybody please just stop moving into his house.
2. goof-ass jianghu nonsense (affectionate)
As I mentioned earlier, everything I'd seen about the show on Tumblr had still left me absolutely unprepared for what a silly ride it is. Because it's silly. Hoo boy, is it silly. My wife dubbed it "lace front Phoenix Wright," just to give you a metric for how silly we're talking. Ace Detective Fang Duobing never cross-examined a parrot, but I feel he came close.
This show has some serious goof-ass jianghu nonsense -- you know, the sort of stuff that's impossible and ridiculous, except everybody’s going to treat it like it's just a normal part of existence. Here's a short and certainly inexhaustive list:
mind-controlling bugs
other bugs that control the mind-controlling bugs
ex-conjoined twins
a grown-ass man who can compress himself into bitchy third-grader
grave-robbing societies with secret brag language
so much nonconsensual qi-blocking performed by poking people in the boobs, that can't be safe, everybody wear thicker shirts
magical crossdressing powers
a bad guy who looks like this
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a princess who can get abducted and sex-trafficked and, like, nobody really notices? huh.
healing childhood paralysis by the power of believing in yourself
a ... hallucination pit? what was that, anyway?
so. many. mechanisms.
the equivalent of the "he's only mostly dead" business from the Princess Bride
a gradually lethal bookshelf
the strange amnesia everyone suffers from where a dude can cover maybe 30% of his face and render himself immediately unrecognizable to long-time friends and associates
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The thing is: I think this goof-ass jianghu nonsense is a legitimate selling point. I found it so fun. I turned off my need for show elements to obey little things like the laws of physics, and I had a good time. It can be a very funny drama, in part because it knows how silly a lot of its shit is, and it chooses to go full speed ahead with a sincere heart. If you are down for some shounen absurdity, you are in for a treat.
However:
2.2. goof-ass jianghu nonsense (derogatory)
I'm granting myself a sub-point here, because this is an important qualifier for the previous point.
I'm going to assume, based on what I've seen from fan responses, that many of the people who really like this show actually don't like the goof-ass jianghu nonsense. They are here for the BL vibes (after all, there are three cute boys who alll have some intense emotions about one another), and therefore downplay all the parts that aren't that. I want to make it clear that this is not a bad thing to do. There are many, many properties where I myself fixate on a single element and toss the rest into the sea. No judgment here.
However, since this is a post written to convine you to watch something, I want to make it clear what you're going to get if you dive in. If you're one of those people who skips scenes and/or entire episodes when your ship of choice isn't onscreen, you're probably going to be doing that a lot here. (I mean, I can't imagine doing this, but Tumblr has taught me that fandom is a rich tapestry.) The bones are good, but the connective tissue can be questionable.
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The main thing I wish I'd known before starting is that the mysteries are not the selling point. They are the celery that gets the cute boy peanut butter to your mouth. You, the viewer, absolutely cannot solve them; you're never given enough context or information to keep up with the detective lads, much less get ahead of them. Everyone does everything in the most convoluted way possible, to the point of comic absurdity. Finding out whodunnit is rarely that satisfying, because too often the culprit is Jianghu Steve, You Know, That Guy Over There With The Superpower The Characters All Know About But You'd Never Heard Of Before Thirty Seconds Ago.
The goof-ass jianghu nonsense feels like the place where the show I see fans talking about least lines up with the show that actually exists. And I think that's a shame, because I think the show that actually exists is actually a good time! It's just, you know ... silly.
3. Whenever Di Feisheng's not onscreen, all the other characters should be asking, 'Where's Di Feisheng?
This drama gets sold like it's the adventures of three guys together. (Hell, I kind of did it myself in the intro.) This is not the case. This is the tale of two guys who do most of the plot stuff near one another, and their occasional third, Di Feisheng.
This is a 40-episode series and I swear this guy's onscreen for maybe 15% of the time -- and for half of that, he's just off doing his own thing anyway. He disappears entirely for huge chunks of the series, which is a crime, because he is my absolute favorite.
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He is the rare grumpy himbo. He doesn't just have resting bitchface, he has bitchface for all occasions. He somehow has bitchface even during the rare moments he actually smiles. He's got a whole traumatic backstory, but the traumatic backstory is not the reason for the bitchface. He's Just Like That.
(Important to note that the actor himself only slightly has a resting bitchface. Xiao Shunyao can look normal and indeed quite pleasant. He has simply leaned into it real hard for this grouch.)
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The one -- one -- reason I can accept his being gone for so ding-dang much of the show is how often he re-emerges with perfect, hilarious timing. Thank goodness the show realizes how much comedic potential his character has, because his unexpected entrances are some of the best laugh-out-loud moments of the series. If the show had taken Di Feisheng as seriously as Di Feisheng takes himself, he would have been unbearable. As it is, he's an unmitigated delight.
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While you losers were being heterosexual, he studied the blade.
He makes the perfect foil for both Fang Duobing, who's the human equivalent of a puppy trying to gnaw an elephant to death, and Li Lianhua, who just wants to be excused from this narrative. Di Feisheng and Fang Duobing are basically two dogs fighting over their favorite toy, and their favorite toy is Li Lianhua, who really wishes he weren't. Some of the most compelling and fun moments of the series are when these three losers are all together.
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And these three losers are barely all together.
This show is Not Danmei. It's so Not Danmei that I had a tremendously difficult time while making this post finding either official images or screencaps with even two of them in frame at the same time, much less all three. It is, however, a Danmei Starter Kit. I mean, the tag on AO3 has, at present, 742 works in it (283 in English). That's just since July! There are years-old c-drama shows that have a fraction of that fan output! And I'm willing to bet a big reason why is how little the very intense boys with ridiculously compelling interpersonal dynamics actually interact onscreen.
But, I hear you asking, why would less of what the fans want equal more fan goo? Well, friends, that's exactly what the fan goo is for: filling in the blanks. And this here show has a lot of blanks. Look, I've made a very scientific diagram (that many people seem to agree with) about how this all works:
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The Hump of Compelling Mediocrity is the place where the amount of stuff worth thinking about far outpaces what the show actually contains of said stuff textually. It is the ideal location for imagination adventures.
Di Feisheng and Li Lianhua's relationship in particular lives right in the middle of that hump, what with the huge gaps in their backstory and all. They are a pair made entirely of unanswered questions. What the hell is going on there? What's their whole history, beyond the big fight? Why are they like this about one another? The show refuses to say. Whatever you imagine, you're correct. Now go tell AO3 about it.
interlude: God's perfect dipshit
I feel like I'm engaging in Fang Duobing erasure in the rest of this post, since he's not at the tip of any of the points I'm making, so I'm going to add a picture of him here, because I love him and want to pinch his perfect little cheeks.
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You know what I am shocked by? How the MLC/DMBJ reincarnation fics apparently have not taken hold yet. I give it another two months.
4. IT HAS A DOG
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FOX SPIRIT, MY SWEET BABY
'You mean the dog gets a whole selling point to himself' yes the dog gets a whole selling point to himself, because he is a very good dog and a very good boy (and his actor is a very good girl)
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Apparently he has a whole backstory in the novel that never gets included in the drama, including an explanation of why he's named "Fox Spirit," if you feel like going and reading up on that.
Sadly, Fox Spirit is in the show even less than Di Feisheng is, and that is a crime, because he could have solved all these silly human mysteries in thirty minutes flat, Wishbone-style.
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Dogs are so good.
5. One bad, bad girl
Do you like an unhinged villainess? Someone who's been sucking down Crazy Juice since beat one? Because oh boy, this show's got one of those for you.
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Jiao Liqiao wants two things: to rule the world, and to make Di Feisheng her pretty little housewife. And whomst among us does not understand these two impulses?
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She's not even the Big Bad! She's mostly just Di Feisheng's personal nightmare. She is the type of woman for whom the phrase "he's just not that into you" was coined. You've got everyone around her telling her, honey, I don't even think I've ever seen him look at a pair of breasts, while she's already planned their whole wedding menu and reserved the venue.
She has spent the last ten years of Di Feisheng's extended vacation making sure she's the one who's actually in charge, functioning as the point person for all the other evil schemes going on. Instead of handing over the reins upon her himbo boss' return, she's just going to keep doing what she's good at. As long as he keeps doing exactly what she wants him to do, she's gonna let him do it. If he gets out of line, well, there's always Plan B (the B stands for Breaking all of his tendons and making the world's surliest RealDoll).
I love the fact that she's so obviously evil, and he can't see it. To a certain point, it's not his fault -- everyone who serves under him is pretty obviously evil, so that doesn't make her special. But she's real evil even above and beyond that, and his dumb ass can't stop thinking about Li Lianhua long enough to notice any of the hundred or so knives she's aimed right at his back. He's so uninterested in her constant advances that he doesn't register how wanting to fuck someone and wanting to overthrow someone are not mutually exclusive desires.
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(Was I bothered throughout most of the series by how her lipstick should be a little more crimson and a little less coral? Yes, but I'm not going to hold it against her. She's busy doing evil stuff. She'll get over to the nearest Jianghu Sephora and restock one of these days.)
While the show occasionally sidelines or straight-up forgets about a lot of its supporting characters for several episodes at a time, it never forgets to check in on what Jiao Liqiao's up to. Claws out, hair done, she is at all times a constant glorious, scenery-chewing menace with excellent taste in terrible men. Absolute legend.
Bonus: These two sluts
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They don't get to be a full point because they're not nearly in the show enough, but just look at them. This is peak male character design. Slutty undone hair and slutty bare forearms, be still my bisexual heart.
Going to give it a try?
iQiyi's got you exclusively, baby.
Have I sounded a little defensive in this rec? Yeah, probably. It's just that I know there's a big and pretty intense fandom out there for this already, and I feel like a jerk coming in and being like "sure, it's fun!" when people are posting about how it made them cry for weeks. I want to be clear that that's not a bad reaction to have, while at the same time also being clear that that's not the reaction I had.
I might not even have written this rec, had I not been nudged to -- not because I don't think it's worth watching (I clearly do!), but because I don't know how much help it needs from the likes of me. There are plenty of other evangelists out there that'll give much more enthusiastic recommendations (like this one).
But the truth is that not every show has to be a heartbreaking work of staggering genius to everyone. I watched the show, and I liked it, and I had a normal time.
I also think there's something to the way I watched it, which was: one episode per day, schedule permitting, such that it took nearly two months for me to finish it. (And before you think I singled MLC out for this, this is actually how I watch most c-dramas.) I bet binging it is a way different experience, one where what rises more readily to the top is the tragic throughline of Li Lianhua's whole deal. If you're inclined to skip things not immediately germane to your points of interest, this is definitely the show to take at a solid run.
I actually paused in the middle of making this rec and made the one for the Blood of Youth, because the two invite comparisons: jianghu tales with chronically ill protagonists, some imperial bullshit going on, pretty boys with swords being weird about one another. Mysterious Lotus Casebook did not grab me as hard as the Blood of Youth, because MLC went for a more understated take on all its nonsense, instead of shooting completely over the top, which is how I prefer my nonsense (as the record will show). If you take your silliness with a subtler flavor, this could be the perfect thing for you.
Maybe you'll wind up being one of those people who gets their whole insides totally ripped out by this drama! But even if you don't, you're probably going to have a good time watching it anyway. And really, what more can you ask for from a show than that?
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Peace, nerds.
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kyannae · 2 years
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valentines,↷ mikage reo.
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summary: both parties are completely oblivious about their love for each other. when reo rants about hating valentines, y/n decides to back off…or did they? (gn!reader)
category: fluff, maybe a sprinkle of angst w reo’s rant???
warnings: gn!reader, oblivious ppl, ooc characters? reo ranting, idk what else i don’t think there anything more
a/n: HELLPPO i love blue lock sm, but its my first time so sorry if they’re ooc! hope you guys enjoy HAHA, a lil valentines day month special
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reo never liked valentines day. was it the constant pestering of students to accept their gifts and for him to be their valentines? was it the knowledge that they were just after his money and fame?
every time during valentines day, he would either reject or throw away gifts offered to him by others. he didn’t want his partner to just use him for their own benefit, after all.
“ahh…really? they stuffed gifts in your locker again?” you chuckled, eating some of your food as you listened to reo rant.
yes, today was the fated valentines day. the both of you, and nagi, escaped to the rooftop to avoid the students swarming towards reo to ask him to be their valentines.
nagi was beside you all, mindlessly playing his games.
“yes, and i hate it.” reo grit his teeth, while your eyes widened. “h-huh…why?” you asked, giving him a small smile of comfort.
“because i know that they’re all using me for my money, or my fame.” he clenched and unclenched his fist, looking up at the sky. “i want someone to see me for who i am.” he looked directly in your eyes, maintaning eye contact till nagi spoke.
“ugh, what a pain. you dumbass, y/n literally-“ clasping a hand over nagi’s mouth before he could talk any further, you gave reo another smile. “ah, i see. must be pretty bad for you, huh?”
reo nodded his head, and your grip on the box of chocolates hidden behind you tightened.
soon enough, the day came to an end. sighing and running a hand through his hair, reo sighed once again in disappointment. taking out the expensive box of chocolates which he meant to give to you but chickened out, he smiled sadly at the unopened brand new box.
he wanted you to be his valentines, because he could tell that when he offered for you to be friends with him, you didn’t want his money, nor his fame. you liked his personality, his jokes, playing soccer together with him and nagi- even though you sucked ass.
but, guess lady luck wasn’t on his side this time.
reo rummaged through his bag, but then stopped at the sight of a box of chocolates. taking it out, he raised a brow- recalling he either threw or refused all goods offered to him.
but that was when he read the post-it note pasted on the box.
‘hi, it’s me mario y/n. wanted to give this to you during recess, but after i heard what you said, i changed my mind. so i snuck it into your bag! hopefully you didn’t throw them away, they’re homemade bro, even asked my mom for help 😭‘
blinking his eyes in surprise, he continued reading.
‘i like you. not your money, not your fame, but you. you, mikage reo. your laugh, your personality, your smile. if you reject this, it’s ok! let’s just remain as friends, then.’
why would he ever reject this?
‘will you be my valentines, mikage reo?’
grabbing his own box of expensive chocolates, he quickly ran out of his house and got onto his bike- ignoring his butlers and maids yells of “young sire, wait!”. riding off into the direction of your home with a grin on his face and his box of chocolates in hand,
he was going to make you his.
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© kyannae
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h0ney-san · 1 year
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OKAY SO RANDOM IDEA THAT HAVE ME THINKING A BIT
✑What if there are two creators?
I mean, not that are two you, i mean two owners of the same acount.
This idea came today, when my besty from school came to my house to play genshin a little ( i have to say im ar 56 and he is ar 41, we both have Aether as the traveler ). The thing is that he said that he accidentaly made a new acount with Aether and wanted to show me... but he is a dumbass and because he have a toons of gmails he just mAKE A NEW ACCOUNT ACCIDENLY-
So, because of that we decide to share the acount ( Because mf i have all of the archon quest finish and i want to feel like a low ar again- ), in this case Lumine was chosen and i name her "Betty" ( Sound silly, but its because i call him Betto, and it comes from a Telenovela call "Yo soy Betty la fea", is just a male version )
We din't make much, just unlock the chest close the spaw point and unloking the first teleport. But know i wonder, imagine the pov of them!
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In the morning of the Starsnatch Cliff beach, a Golden hair traveler with no home and little fairy of silver hair where talking, memorys of a lost family member, a unknow God, and a warm welcome that some how save her where told, Paimon promise to be a great guide, and for a second, Lumine feels free... until, a warm enter to her body, and her body began to move by its self, in her brain where questions, Why? How? Who?
Why her body is not obeying her?
How is she moving?
Who is controlling her?
Is she a puppet now? Is the unknow god that separe her from her twin controling her now?
No- no- the warm, is the same that save her-
Then, who-
✑"Me gusta más Aether"
✑"I like more Aether"
✑"No se, para variar, me gusta su vestido, mirala que bonita!"
✑"Idk, for a change, i like her drees, look how cute she is!"
✑"A ver revisa los stats"
✑"Look at the stats"
✑"Ay no tiene nada KHSBAV"
✑"Oh she has nothing HAGSJA-"
Two voices, that are like whispears of the wind come to her hears, have ahe become crazy? Who are they, and what do they mean with that?
From that what she could tell in silence, the voices where from a girl and a boy
✑ 《h0ney》, me tengo que ir a mi casa-
✑《h0ney》, i have to go home-
✑Ya ya, deja agarro el cofre que esta aca al lado, lo vi en un tiktok
✑I know i know, let me take a chest close of here, i saw it on tiktok
Her body move on its own, taking her to the water and making swim slowly and carefully, reaching a chest, first thing of, how did she know about that? And second, why is a chest there-
✑《h0ney》 ya me tengo que ir a mi casa o mi mamá me va a regañAr-
✑《h0ney》 i have to go home now or my mom is going to scold mE-
✑PERATE WEY DEJA ALMENOS LA LLEVO A LA ORILLA Y AL TELEPORT-
✑WAIT BRO LET ME JUST TAKE HER TO THE SHORE AND THE TELEPORT-
✑《H0NEY》 DAME MI CELULAR-
✑《HONEY》 GIVE ME MY PHONE-
✑IM HURRING 《BETTO》-
✑YA VOY 《BETTO》-
Her hears could hear struggle of the voices, but they where even sure to not hurt her in the little figth. Taking her slowly to the shore trying to left her stamina left, they act like kids...
✑"YA VOY YA VOY, SOLO DEJA LLEGO AL TELEPORT HAVSJAHHSA- AY UN SLIME-"
✑"IM ON IT IM ON IT, JUST LET ME GO AND TAKE THE TELEPORT AJWVJAVSHA- AH A SLIME-"
Her bodie pull out a sword, and with a energy that was not her previous powers, just a phisical figth, but after felling weak before, this was a good change..
✑"DAMELOOOO-"
✑"GIVE IT MEEE-"
✑"YA VOY YA VOY AKSHKQVSH- YA- YA LO DESBLOQUEE- Más te vale darme la contraseña más tarde o voy a ir a tu casa con un palo"
✑"IM ON IT IM ON IT AKSHQJHW- THERE- I UNLOCK THE TELEPORT- You better give me the password later or i will go to your house with a stick"
✑"Ta bien, te lo paso por Whatsapp pero no me mates"
✑"Alrigth, im going to seend it thro Whatsapp but plis don't kill me-"
The warm disapear for a moment, and the voices now where gone, they where like whispears from the wind, and know she is left clueless, they act like she and Aether act, not exacly like twins, but friends...
Oh, what will she face now that 2 unknow Gods control her, even worse, they act like kids or just teenegers...
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See ya!
⸻ h0ney 🍯🐝.
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goosehuman · 8 months
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This is another vent. Please dont feel forced to read
Tw: Yelling, Suicidal thoughts, relapsing with SH, talking about past abuse (if you read this lmk what i miss)
God, i fucking hate how when my life turns the slight bit shit, I instantly turn towards the idea of suicide.
I was running late after work today and all I wanted to do was eat my lunch but my dad decided he wanted to pick me up. I was running late because i couldn’t leave my position until another person came in, and obviously they were a no-show. So i was already stressed. I told my dad id be running late so he told me to catch the bus home. My stupid ass decided itd be a good idea to leave my bus card at home.
So i just ask for the price of a bus fair. But he calls me lazy. And i just didnt eat lunch. I was stressed because i knew he was going to yell at me when we were alone.
Ofcorse im right. I know the dumbass as well as i can. He calls me lazy and worthless like he normally does and claims i treat him like a servant. I dont. I just focus on myself and all i ask him to do is to drive me to work and back. He yells at me for not cleaning my siblings bathroom. He calls me high maintenance. All i fucking do is sleep, eat and work. Im living a corporate cycle at the age of 16. I dont even like being around my family.
After he stopped yelling at me i basically had a panic attack/mental breakdown in my bedroom and the only way to stop that was to scratch at a body part til its red/bleeding. Its mainly to take my mind off of other things. I hate how much i feel like im suffering. I try talking about my issues but they tell me to suck it up.
If they know that i hadn’t stopped hurting/cutting myself, they would probably kick me out or just straight up physically hit/punch me again.
This isnt ment to be seen as attention seeking, its just mainly me putting stuff on a place so im not bottling it up.
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falsehopesidkanymore · 3 months
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Tired. Just a vent. 7-7-24
All I can say is the way he constantly talks to me when we argue should've been a clear sign to stay away for good. I was ready to heal, it had been 2 months down and no contact, from being together for 11years and going through our bs, this was the longest we had not contact each other. And today, he had reminded me of the reason why I didn't want to contact him at all, I should not have answered his call, I should've had him blocked, but my dumbass always had this hope that he is still the same Chris I met in the beginning of our relationship. All he had to do was say the words I wanted to hear, "I miss you, I still love you etc." and with that, I found myself talking to him again, ready to try and start again for the millionth time.
This day was supposed to be a good day, we were leaving his moms place to get breakfast, he said "Who got breakfast this time, me or you?", I felt bad because he got food the last times, but I knew where I was at money wise, I recently quit my job and my new job dont start til August, I knew id have to work more uber eats and instacart delivery today just to make enough for my upcoming bills, if I was working it would be a different story and for sure I'd get us food, I always offer when I have money, but this time I suggested him and said "I think your richer than me right now", he agreed to get breakfast but said something along the lines of "how, when i been buying the food" to which I replied, "its because I got $600 monthly credit card bills on top that my other bills", we got in his car and he said "idk why you never listen to me" and suggested again that I file for bankruptcy, but I told him I already looked into it and decided to not take that route for reasons like: my car will get taken away, my credit will be bad for a couple years, itll be hard for me to get an apartment for a couple years etc., he said he can sell his car to me, and that the years will pass and its better to settle my debts, but I told him again that I already decided, and I dont want his car, I cant even drive stick, he called me picky, and kept insisting and giving me reasons as to why I should file bankruptcy.
I asked if we can just not talk about it anymore, he told me "im not the one who brought it up", I replied and said "you did actually" and he said "no, your gaslighting me right now", and I said "nope, you are the one who brought it up and is the one actually doing the gaslighting, I did mention my $600 monthly debt and you brought up the bankruptcy suggestion", he said im not making sense and was getting frustrated and I continued to try to make it make sense for him to understand it but he told me to "shut the fuck up already", and now at this point we are both mad at each other driving towards Mcdonalds, I told him to at least acknowledge it then ill be done with it bec its not right he tell me im gaslighting him when its actually reversed.
He kept saying that I should just shut the fuck up already and told me that im annoying, we were already at Mcdonalds drive thru at this point and I was so irritated at how he is speaking to me and told him i dont want anything anymore, & ofc I wasnt about to listen to his "STFUs", I made it clear that he should not tell me to stfu and that if he does im not listening and that I could speak when I want and that he needs to acknowledge that he called me a gaslighter when he was the one gaslighting me, he replied and told me that im too much, and im annoying and a bitch and that I really should just stfu, and I responded saying the same thing again, that no, thats not gonna work on me, im not going to shut up, he got his food and we drove out of mcdonalds.
I told him im done, were done and im not gonna take the disrespect again, he replied sarcastically "OooOohhh OoooOOkaAAaayy" as if to say im bluffing or that im just saying it and will still stick around (which I dont blame him for thinking this way bec its true, im always still around whenever he calls after our bs, my dumbass always has false hope), in response I said "im am done, fck this already, im just gonna go fuck someone else", I know it was wrong of me to say, but at the moment of anger and wanting him to see that I am serious, thats what came out my mouth, he called me a hoe and told me to go spread my legs and be a hoe, I told him that its actually him that is the real hoe when it comes to the opposite sex, I just say im gonna do things but he does the real action, brining up that everytime we break up he seeks validation of other women so quickly, finding out recently how quickly he downloaded Tinder again and even subscribed again and paid for the "tinder gold package", he said he never fucked anyone, but I told him that im not dumb and regardless if you didnt, thats what tinder is for, setting up a plan to eventually do it, I havent fucked anyone other than my ex at Saipan & in Hawaii so far its just him even after all our issues, and for him to call me a hoe when he does all this so quickly everytime we are apart pissed me off, so I told him "its you who is worse and is actually a hoe" , he responded "men cant be hoes, only women, were just hoe-makers", I was just mindblown at this point that this is really his mindset and I should've already known, he is an adrew tate fan, im stupid to think that 2 months is really gonna change a person, I expressed how fucked up that is to say and he continued to tell me to stfu and that all this started bec im broke and telling me to go home already.
We parked by my car at his moms house, I got out his car and told him he shouldn't be talking to me like that, went in my car, and started to drive away, as I passed by Mcdonalds I realized I left my weed with him, I felt so stressed and needed to burn, I turned around and called him, he answered with a "WHAT", I told him im going back to grab my weed from him, he told me "well good luck getting it back" and that i should ask a new guy to get me weed, I told him I just want it back, im stressed and it is mines from my uncle, he said "good luck im not home anymore" but as I turn in his street he was just leaving so I drove in front of his car to block him, but he went around me and drove off, we were still on the phone at this point and I said "wow, really" and he said yeah wow, and started to continue to say alot of toxic things so I hung up on him and just turned around and followed him tailing behind him, he wasnt stopping so I honked couple of times and saw he was blinking into the gas station, so I did the same and thought "finally, hes just going to give me my weed back", but boy was I wrong, what did I really expect, this is Chris.
He got out his car and proceeded to the gas pump, I got out as well, walked up to him and asked him if I can get my weed back, he said no and continued to ignore eye contact while inputting his card in the gas pump, so I checked his doors but they were locked, I kept asking him if he can just give it back and he kept saying no, I told him id leave him alone if he just gives it back, still he said no, out of frustration I became louder, asking the same question if he can just give me back my stuff, a guy in a moped came by us and asked if all was ok, Chris said yeah, and the guy said something along the lines of "u sure, i been hearing alot about girls asking for their things back" and Chris said "why your gonna do something about it?" and they guy was about to step off his moped and Chris put his phone down, but I stepped in between them and told Chris to just give me my stuff, he ignored me and still and told the guy something along the lines of that he grew up in nalo, oluolu st., as if to represent or as if that will be him appear tough, anyways at this point he went to sit in his car and I didnt see where the other guy went, but I stood by his door asking the same thing, and he told me no still, and said "you see what your causing", he drove off with his door still open bec I was standing by it and told me he going home and drove off, so i drove off as well to go to his place, but ofc he wasnt even home.
I parked on his street, thinking if i should just wait there or just go home already, he then texts me that im "fucking crazy" and that he "cannot believe I did all that for a nug" and that im "a fucking trip & acting like a kid", he proceeded to say he didnt give it back bec he didnt want me to leave (even tho he verbally said "go home") and that he just wanted to talk like adults (even tho how he was speaking to me was not how adults speak to each other), I responded and told him all he is saying is literally a projection of himself, its childish to hold someone stuff and keep it from them when they are asking for it back, and he shouldve just told me he wants to talk instead of calling me names, I told him im at his street and I just want my weed back, he told me he is at the other gas station bec i guess its my fault that he wasnt able to put gas at the other gas station we were at, he told me if i want my weed back id have to drive to him, I told him that im not trying to take Pali hwy back to town and that he needs to meet me at his street bec thats where he said he'd be, still he kept urging me to drive to him and that hes not doing me any favors after all that and that hes only gonna wait for me for a couple minutes, I told him I already followed him around and he drove off 2 times and its not fair and that he should be the one to bring it, and that if not I may need to turn to his family for help.
I stayed parked on his street and eventually after a couple mins I see his car pull in, he rolled up next to my car and handed me my weed back and drove off.
I am so damn tired of this, I was in the middle of healing and Idk why he had to text me and call me saying he misses me and wants to be with me, idk why I answered his call, I should've had him blocked, but now here I am, going through the same bs. & Chris being Chris, will most likely be seeking another girl for validation & supply while spreading his side of the story probably saying I am drama and toxic, in his eyes, he has no faults and is always the victim and sane one, and now I will have to start all over my healing journey. God, please give me the strength, im sorry Ive asked this a million times but you need to give me more strength than you normally do, you should know me, im weak & always hoping. I dont wanna be weak anymore, I wanna be strong and be good and whole on my own.
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merlynsthoughts · 3 months
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1st post: backstabbing bimbos
Hello reader,
It is mother merlyn. This blog is for my thoughts and opioions on the world and ofc everyone's favorite thoughts about others. 
Today's topic is some bitches I used to go to Highschool YEARS ago. I know petty and vindictive. They are man stealing cunts. YES, with a big C. You don't take my mans (YES FUCKING PLURAL YOU DUMB BITCHES) (sorry not sorry) and not be talked about until the day that I'm laid to rest whenever that might be. I will in fact live for ever. 
1st dumbass CUNT: Her name, lets call her deb. 
    Deb like to complain how no one wanted her. Well no shit. When you act like a racist self entitled hoe people are bound to not like you. If you truly try you maybe can gain a personality instead of trying to gain an ass. Sweetie you will never gain one. You have no tits either. So when my first boyfriend freshman year (lets call him mark) mark and I started dating she was talking and flaunting her nonexistent goods in front of him. I admit I was talking about him too much. It was my first proper boyfriend after my mini fling in the summer between 8th grade and freshman year. That twat was actually how I met mark. He was also my first but that another post if I feel up to it.  Mark took the bait. WHY WOULD THAT MAN FUCK THAT OUTIE VAGINA HAVING HARLOT????? well he got aids idk how she only fucked one guy. It was before but she used a condom (how do i know??? given I WAS her friend i had the privilege to know every single detail). It might have been her drug use idk. hope she is dead in a crack den.
2nd Hoe bag: his name, lets call him yes him alex.
    I get he is gay. I am an ally to the core. He targeted my second man STRAIGHT after deb.... my second freshman year boyfriend (lets call him jake). Jake was open about his pansexuality.  So this little queer decided to you know fuck him. Jake and I just had sex. Then I told my girls yk. So alex was like if merlyn could get jake i could. Welp he did. I think im very hot. I can get hot man after hot man. I thought that none of those harlots could get normal, rich, well put together men. Alex's ass fell out I MEAN FELL OUT OF THE HOLE. Yess all these men have huge giant horse size cocks. what can i say i like my men hung and full of cum. I have needed to sit on ice from time to time. While dating these men i may have gotten vagina tightening surgery but I like to be (like cupcake says) tight as a virgin boy dont get nervous. Jake did apologize which i thought oh yea hes changed. THEN HE FUCKS ALEX AGAIN both caught crabs from the threesome they had with some other bitch (hope she died when she got hit by that garbage truck after graduation. Havent heard much since. She was never a friend. I hope jake is rotting in that jail cell after he rp'd that 13 girl. But rich people. I guess alex has the ass that turns people into psychos. Like (lets call him jacob) jacob he strangled (lets call her alice) alice (alex's twin sister) she made a joke about one of his exs (who shot his mom). These were all MEN they may have been in hs BUT THEY LOOKED AND ACTED LIKE MEN unless they are cheated on me.
3rd Final Girl: Her name (lets call her gia) gia
    GIA. Girl survived her own horror movie. her dad strangled her mother and her sister shot the dad while the dad was in the midst of strangling her mom. No true hate to her. Its just a mini yap session about this dumb cunt. She didnt sleep with any of my men cause she knew what I did to those skanks (one secret ill never tell). she has her dumbass bitch moments. I love her.
Good bye for now pookies 🥰
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crushculture03 · 10 months
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Chapter 27
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The next morning,  Jules woke up to the sound of soft humming, coming from the boy next to her. "Matty" she mumbled, as she pulled away from him and sat up against the headboard, "Yes darling" he said, frowning at the fact she had pulled away from his embrace.
"What did we just do?" she asked, still not believing all of this was real. "Well love you know what we did" he chuckled, "Well yes I know what we did, but matty you have a girlfriend" she said.  Matty groaned "yeah her, i mean if you're asking me if I regret it I don't" he blurted out, jules chuckled lightly at his bluntness "I don't regret it either matty, but I'm not going to be a side chick, its me or her" jules said, before getting out of bed to retrive her clothes and get dressed.
Matty got up as well, following the girl down the stairs and to the door, "Matty I love you, but until you decide who you wanna be with, I can't see you again" jules said. Matty sighed, he knew she was right, it wasn't fair to either of the girls, he needed to make a decison and make it fast, but before he could responded, jules placed a quick kiss on his cheek "Goodbye Matty" she whispered, before opening the door and letting herself out.
Once the door closed, Matty stood at the doorway contemplating what he wanted to do, every fiber of his being wanted to go after her and tell her that he loves her and he wants to be with her, but the other half said that it was maybe for the best if he let her go. She could find someone else who wouldn't hurt her like he did, but god how his heart-ached to hold her again.
The sound of his phone ringing, broke him from his trance, he quickly looked at who was calling, seeing it was george, he declined, not wanting to do anything today but wallow in his self pity about what he should do. He quickly made his way back to his room and laid back down on his bed, slowly difting into a dreamless sleep.
After jules had left matty standing at his door, she quickly made her way down the street to grab a taxi to charli's house, she needed to talk to someobody about what had just happened.
Once she arrived, she quickly knocked on the door, when no one answered she knocked again, it was unusual for charli to not open the door, just as she was about to knock again the door opened, revealing none other than george daniel. "Jules?" george said, "Hey george, um is charli here I need to talk to her about something" jules mumbled, "Ah sorry jules she just left to go get matty, dumbass won't answer his phone and we need to discuss the tour, but you're more than welcome to come in and wait for her, ross and adam are here too" he said, stepping aside so she could get in.
"Are you sure? I don't want to bother you guys, I know tour stuff is important" she responded, nervously playing with her hands, "Of course! We've all missed you so much and we wanna catch up!" the tall blonde insisted, jules simply nodded her head and stepped into the house.
"Hey everyone look who decided to join us" george said, as he and jules walked into the living room, where ross and adam were sitting. "Jules!" ross said, quickly getting up from the couch to hug her. "Hi ross!" jules said, a big grin painted her face as the two embraced, "Hi adam!" she said, once she pulled away from ross, so she could embrace the guitarist.
"I've missed you guys so much" jules said, looking between the three of them, "We've missed you too, it hasn't been the same since you left" george commented, as the four of them sat down. "Can I talk to you guys about something? " jules asked, as she nervously played with her fingers, "Yeah of course jules you know were always here for you" ross said, sending her a reassuring smile.
"Last night matty and I..." she trailed on  not being able to get the words out, " we um we slept together and he told me he loved me and I don't know what the fuck to do, because I love him my god do i love him even though hes a dickhead" tears streamed down her face as she told them the events of last night " but hes still with her and I told him he needs to chose and thats when I left and came here because, it hurt guys I love him so much and and I can't do anything about it" jules said, more tears continued to stream down her face.
"Oh jules" ross said, immediately pulling the crying girl into his arms, he looked back up at his friends, briefly exchanging glaces back and forth, clearly shocked from what they had just heard.
After a few minutes jules slowly pulled away from ross, finally calming down a bit. "You guys probably think I'm the worst for sleeping with him while he has a girlfriend" she responded, frowning slightly at her words. "Quite the opposite actually, I don't condone cheating, and granted you didnt cheat, matty did since hes the one in a relationship, but fuck jules jade is so fucking annoying and matty hasn't been the same since you left" george said.
"Thats true, I swear once she got with him her personality changed, shes so controlling with him, she won't let him talk with fans, won't let him go out with us, and she for some reason has beef with carly and charli, which I'm not even sure why" adam said, chuckling softly.
"Really? Wow I had no idea" jules responded, "Yeah, I swear that girl brings out the worst in him, I haven't seen him genuinely smile unless hes onstage" ross chimed in. "Wow, I-I don't know what to say, I'm surprised he doesn't just break up with her" she said, "Well he's tried but she doesn't listen, hopefully he gets rid of her soon because we can't stand her, we all miss you so fucking much jules I wish you were still touring with us" george said.
Jules smiled "I've missed you guys too, you're my boys! I want nothing more than to go back and tour with you guys, but unfortunately i can't while she's still part of the tour" jules frowned, " Lets hope he breaks up with her soon so she'll leave" george responded, then bursted out laughing, the rest of the boys and jules quickly joining him.
"Thank you guys for listening" she said, looking around to the three of them, giving each of them a genuine smile. "Of course darling! You know you always have us, and trust us when we say this, Matty is still so madly in love with you Julie, seriously I mean we hear him at night mumbling in his sleep about you" ross said, jules nodded her head, her smile never fading as she heard that. "Well I'm sure he'll be here soon, so I should get going but it was truly lovely seeing you all again, thank you guys" jules said, quickly standing up, the boys followed her to the door to say goodbye. After hugs and quick goodbyes, jules made her way down the driveway and to the taxi that was awaiting at the bottom of the hill. She was hopeful of the future, maybe down the road she'd end up working for them again and maybe her and matty would finally have their happy ending.
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storytimewithnova · 1 year
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Gift of a friend ( Kenhina friendship)
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Today was a very special day for Hinata why it was his and kenma anniversary of their friendship you know you wanted to do something special from the heart he wanted to make something that was meaningful so he decided to write a song so I told his partner Kōtarō that he will be in his studio working on it which bokuto said was fine he was going to practice with Atsumu and omi and see him later and he wants to hear it when it was done which shoyo agreed
Fee hours later
Sho had finished the song by this time bokuto was home so he called bokuto in to the studio to ask his opinion
Shoyo:So what do you think of it Luv does it sound like mine and kenma’s friendship
Bokuto:It sounds wonderful baby owl he is going to love it because i do and i love my talented wonderful husband
He kissed Shoyo after he said he little speech sho kissed back and said
Shoyo:I love you too
Bokuto:My question is where are you going to do it
Shoyo:Oh i was think our old GC you know the one that is dead and has a few people on it as well as my brothers
Bokuto;Lets go then i can rename the gc
Bokuto renamed the dead Highschool GC to Happy Friendiverasy
Bokuto:My baby owl has something to say
Kenma:To who?
Shoyo:To you kitty
Kenma:M-me
Shoyo:Mhm so i hope you like it
Tooru:Baby bro?
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Shoyo:🎶Sometimes you think you'll be fine by yourself Cause a dream is a wish you make all alone🎶
Kenma:I mean yeah but why do you have to expose me like that
Shoyo:🎶 It's easy to feel like you don't need help But it's harder to walk on your own🎶
Kenma:That is true
Shoyo:🎶The world comes to life And everything's bright From beginning to end When you have a friend 🎶☺️
Akaashi:Aww
Kenma:😳
Shoyo:🎶 By your side That helps you to find The beauty you are When you open your heart And believe in The gift of a friend The gift of a friend🎶
Kenma:You did help me you helped me see the beauty in my sexuality when i was struggling you helped me see the beauty in volleyball
Shoyo:☺️🎶 Someone who knows when your lost and your scared There through the highs and the lows🎶
Kenma:And you have been there through the good the bad and the ugly
Tooru:This is so cute look at my baby bro go
Shoyo:🎶 Someone you can count on, someone who cares Besides you where ever you go🎶
Kuroo:What am i then casper the ghost
Kenma:My bf dumbass read the room babe he is talking about our friendship
Shoyo:🎶 You'll change inside When you, realize And everything's bright From beginning to end When you have a friend By your side That helps you to find The beauty you are🎶
Semi:Bokuto did sho write this
Bokuto sounding pround said
Bokuto:Yep spent all day trying to put what his friendship meant to him in words this is what came of it
Shoyo:🎶When you open your heart And believe in The gift of a friend🎶
Osamu:Its unbelievely good
Akaashi:Right babe its so cute
Shoyo:🎶 When your hope crashes down Shattering to the ground You, you feel all alone When you don't know which way to go There's no signs leading you home You're not alone 🎶
Hajime:I am so proud of our little brother
Issei:Same
Hiro:Mhm
Shoyo:🎶 The world comes to life And everything's bright From beginning to end When you have a friend By your side That helps you to find🎶
Kenma: And I will always be by your side as well as i know you will me
Shoyo:🎶The beauty you are When you open your heart And believe in When you believe in You can believe in When you believe in The gift of a friend🎶 Kitty happy friendiverasy i know this wasn’t much but i wanted to do something meaningful and from the heart so I wrote this song A Gift of a friend for us for you because without you well i guess i never would of met any one else without you i would of not got with my kota here
Bokuto:Its true ken ken you pushed baby owl to confess so thank you 😊
Kuroo:Kitten are you crying
Kenma:No i have dust yeah dust
Semi:Whats that i smell is my setter sister bullshiting right now
Shirabu:Yeah that is bullshit
Kenma:Okay i am crying there
Shoyo:Aww kitty before karasuno i was friendless even in karasouno i was still friendless i think They just tolerates me for my skills
Tooru:Wait wait baby bro are you saying they were using you
Sho:Pretty much they were you
Kenma:You know i am always going to be your bestfriend your number 1 simp your player 1 and the one you watch glee with and we sit there sing in harmoy and off key of course and just being annoying to kota and kuro
Shoyo:Always
The friend spent most of the day celebrating their anniversary just by annoying their bfs/husbands Dragging them around shops and just laughing their asses off
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Chapter One - Marie
Marie Lukaritova knew she was going to die this year. She also knew she was putting anyone she spoke to at risk of the same fate. She’d been warned about The Eyeless Brides since she was old enough to walk. It was ingrained in her mind, as were the rules. No going out after the second moon rises, and no one is to leave the grounds in the dark months. It was simple. Mostly. Again, this was the year she was to die.
Marie hadn’t meant to befriend a troublemaker, one that wasn’t aware of The Brides, one that thought of them as simple legends meant to keep kids from sneaking out., but he’d shown up in the woods behind her house months ago with his friend after getting lost hiking, and well… Now they were friends! And she couldn’t tell him they were real, that she could see the second moon, and in turn, they could see her. Because that would be outing her entire family of witches to him. That didn’t seem like a good idea to her.
The dark months were on their way, and soon Marie wouldn’t be allowed off of the grounds to hang out with Aiden. And since he was an outsider, she couldn’t invite him onto the grounds. She would have to make up some lie and say her family was on vacation for the winter. He wouldn’t believe her. She looked at the boy beside her, smiling to herself.
“Did you even hear me?” Aiden asked, snapping Marie out of her thoughts. She looked at him confused. Aiden sighed when she shook her head.
“I asked if you wanted to meet some of the boys I go to school with. They’re pretty cool,” Aiden went to a very prestigious ‘we’re better than everyone!’ school, known as Visquette academy, she couldn’t see any real harm in meeting them. 
“What are their names?” She asked. Aiden gestured for her to follow him. While she’d been in la la land, he’d texted one of his friends. She was going to meet them today no matter her answer.
“Sylis, Stolas and Nolan.” He answered, still walking down the road in front of her. They were headed towards the school. She’d heard him mention Sylis and Stolas before, Marie knew they were twin brothers, but not much other than that. Nolan, however, she’d never heard of. 
She knew Aiden had a life of his own at Visquette, it just felt weird talking about it. Let alone becoming part of it. But she’d already said yes, and there was no turning back now. She was going to meet them.
Right now, in the next ten minutes. She was intimidated. What if they decided that they didn’t like her, and Aiden had to stop being friends with her? Yes, they’d only been friends for a few months, but he meant so much to her. She couldn’t just lose him. She just couldn’t.
“No shit, Dumbass!” She heard someone yell from an alleyway they were about to walk past. When Aiden heard the voice he stopped quickly, so Marie didn’t notice and walked right into him. They both mumbled an apology before Aiden went into the dark alleyway. Marie wasn’t scared, it took a lot more than a dark small area with only one person she knew, and at least one she didn’t to scare her, but she was cautious.
“Stolas, are you bullying Nolan again?” Aiden asked in the darkness. Something toppled over, someone screamed, and then there was light. One boy, the only one of the three strangers with dark hair, was on the ground, a bottle next to him, and the bucket Marie assumed he’d been sitting on was on its side. The other two, the ones whose hair were various shades of the same honey-golds and snowy-blondes. The taller of the two had it cut short, while the other one had long hair that made Marie jealous.
“What? Me? Never!” The taller blonde said. So that one is Stolas good to know. Marie thought to herself. Aiden shook his head and helped the boy on the ground stand up. Deciding that the one on the ground was probably Nolan, and the other two looked identical, Marie turned to face him.
“Hi, my name is Marie,” she said with an outstretched hand. He took her hand to shake it, but the shorter of the two blondes (the one she assumes is Sylis) took her hand in his before Nolan shook it.
“My name is Sylis, and I have a question for you, miss Marie,” he said, slurring his words a bit. She almost laughed at how direct and childish he was acting before it clicked.
“Sylis Elija Darkwood, are you drunk?” Aiden demanded. When the blonde nodded, Aiden gave Stolas a pointed look. He didn’t look angry, not very much anyways, but anger wasn’t far off from how he felt. 
“No, he’s not,” Stolas said, trying to defend himself more than his brother. He walked over to them, grabbed Sylis’ arm, dragged him to a crate, and sat him down. Marie watched a bit confused.
“He got into my Nan’s special tea,” Nolan laughed. Aiden rolled his eyes and gestured to Marie.
“Anyways, this is Marie,” he said. When Sylis looks up at him, he continues “yes that one.” Marie raised an eyebrow at that. Does he talk about me? She asked herself. Stolas stepped towards her and bowed.
“I’m Stolas Darkwood,” he said, taking her hand in his to kiss the back of it. Hiding her blush, Marie walked to the board game on the table, it wasn’t a table, it was made of cardboard boxes, and a piece of granite. It had a large piece of cardboard, painted with colors and shapes. Each boy had a piece on the homemade game board. There was a sun, made of a painted piece of plastic, a moon made of what looked like resin, a star made of glass and metal, a tiny globe made of clay, and a blank piece of wood in the shape of Saturn. It even had rings. She looked at the board. There were two dice, a deck of cards, and a spinner in the middle. The spinner had four colors on it, red, blue, yellow, and white. 
“What game is this?” she asked, spinning the spinner. It landed on yellow. Stolas came over, and Aiden was lecturing Nolan on something. Sylis was sitting two her left, he had a water bottle in his hand and was shaking as hard as he could. 
“It’s called escape, me and dingaling over there came up with it a year or so ago,” he said, gesturing to Sylis. He put all of the cards together and shuffled. Marie moved the pieces all to the starting square and looked at him.
“Five.”
“What?” He asked, looking at her as she sat down. She pointed at the pieces. He nodded and explained that the one shaped like Saturn was for her, as he did so Sylis gave her a few paint markers.
When she was done painting the piece yellow and purple, she put it at the starting line. Sylis had a smile on his face when she turned to look at him, but it wasn’t a regular happy one, or drunk and stupid. It looked like he was grimacing. Like he was scared, almost.
“Welcome to the escape,” Stolas said, kissing Marie's temple. It wasn’t flirty, it felt like he was trying to reassure her, though she had no idea why, or of what. Nolan and Aiden had stopped their argument, and Nolan sat next to Sylis, Aiden sat on one side of Marie, in between her and Sylis. Stolas sat on the other side of her, scowling at Nolan.
“Shall we play a round?” Aiden asked, grabbing the dice. Everyone nodded, and Marie felt a sliver of unease creep up her spine.
Everyone took a turn rolling the dice, the biggest number went first, and they’d go clockwise from there. Aiden ended up going first and looked at the board. He rolled the dice, getting a six and a three.
“Nine,” he said, grabbing three cards. Marie raised an eyebrow at Stolas. He chuckled and watched as Aiden put two cards down. Eight diamonds, and an ace of spades.
“Too easy,” he moved his character - Earth - twice and gave the dice to Sylis. He then turned to Marie to explain at least a little bit, of what he’d done. When he finished explaining the basics, Marie just stared at him. Laughing, he said, “basically, you roll the dice and add them together. Then, you divide by three, five, or two, depending-”
“On what, though?” she asked, he thought for a moment, looking at Stolaand s, and he shrugged.
“Whichever one is easier for you, like if you got a twelve, would you divide it by two, or three?” he asked her. Sylis moved the sun piece three times. “I would divide by three, and take four cards. Then, if any combination of those cards equals what you rolled, you put them down,” he continued “and divide by that number. Say I got all threes,” he gestured to the deck “then I’d put them all down, divide by four, and move three times.”
Marie nodded, but she barely process what she was just told. It made sense, but at the same time, she would rather solve for the meaning of life than try to understand the rules.
“But if you get three or more of the same number, you add that number to your moves, so in reality, you’d go seven times,” Nolan said, doing math in his head. He solved it, and moved his player. His was the moon. Stolas nodded and took the dice from the brunette. He got a six and a two. He took four cards and didn’t put any down. He gave Marie the dice.
“You can skip three turns, and roll and draw only before going, but only three. If you land on a space already occupied, that person goes back three places.” Sylis said, watching Marie closely.
She rolled the dice and got a six on each one. Smiling to herself, she took four cards from the deck. All but one were fours, the other was a king of diamonds. She assumed that since ace was one, King was thirteen. She placed the three fours and moved her character six times, remembering what Nolan had said minutes before. She looked up sheepishly to be sure that she followed the rules correctly. All four boys nodded, and she gave the dice to Aiden.
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After about an hour they’d finished the game. Sylis lost, which surprised Marie, and Stolas won, to no one's surprise. He’d skipped his first three turns, which was apparently how he won hundreds of times. 
“It’s getting late, if I’m not home soon, Nan will kill me,” Nolan said before breaking off from the group. Sylis followed him, and Marie raised an eyebrow to Aiden.
“Don’t question it. Don’t talk about it near Stolas, either,” he whispered. Stolas’ jaw was clenched as he watched his brother sneak off.
“Okay then,” Marie smiled. They were halfway there before she realized where they were going. They were going to Visquette. She started walking slowly, she couldn’t go to Visquette, everyone there would stare at her, and she’d hear them whisper and-
She forced herself not to think of it when her phone chimed.
SMS Message From: Maelii Pincawan Where are you?
The message confused her, she’d told Mae where she was going, well, she told her who she was going with, anyways. She didn’t even get to respond before her phone started ringing.
Incoming Call From: Amber Abara     Decline                  Accept
Clicking accept, Marie quickly stepped off to the side, out of earshot of Aiden and Stolas.
“Yeah?” She asked, expecting Amber to ask her where she was, and be worried like Mae had been.
“Look up, Marie,” her voice sounded scared and hurried. Marie looked up and there it was, in all its glory.
The second moon burned her eyes. She had to get home soon, or she’d be putting Aiden and Stolas and everyone at this stupid snobby school's lives in danger. She looked around, trying to find Aiden. He had stopped to talk to a girl wearing a Visquette track uniform. Stolas was nowhere to be seen
“Aiden, I’ve gotta get-”
“Oh my god, Aiden is friends with a Worm!” She shrieked, laughing loudly. People turned their heads, Marie tried to ignore her, but Stolas, suddenly appearing behind Marie, crossed his arms.
“Apologise.” He demanded. The girl froze, fear flashing in her eyes but quickly being masked.
“For what?”
“For interrupting her,” he took a step towards her, “for calling her a worm,” another step, “and for making fun of Aiden.”
She gulped and looked up at Stolas. He was at least six feet tall, and the girl was shorter than Marie, who was no shorter than five feet and seven inches. She looked over at Aiden and Marie. 
“I-I…” she sighed before continuing, “I’m sorry, for interrupting you, and calling you a worm. And Aiden, I’m sorry for making fun of you, for befriending her,” she said it quickly, but audible. After she finished she basically ran away. Marie looked up at Stolas. Sure, he could be intimidating if he tried, he was a fucking mountain! But he didn’t seem scary. What has he done? 
“Sorry about Lydia, she’s a bitch,” Aiden said, finally turning to look at Marie. “What did you need?”
“Nothing, but, why was she so scared of Stolas?” Marie asked. When Stolas appeared, everyone looked away, fear apparent in their eyes.
“Everyone is,” Stolas said, grinning. Marie was confused. That didn’t answer her question. If anything, it brought up more questions!
“Why, though?” She tried again. Aiden shook his head.
“That,” Stolas started.
“Is a story best saved for later,” Aiden finished. Marie nodded, but she didn’t feel any less worried. She suddenly felt that bit of unease from earlier come back.
“Just don’t worry about it, okay, Marie?” They both asked at the same time. She nodded, ignoring the feeling in her stomach. She needed to get home and be inside the gates safely, but she was here. Out in the open with two guys, one she’s known for what, five months? And the other, she’s known for a few hours.
Good job Marie! She mentally scolded herself. She felt so exposed under the light of the second moon.
“Come on,” Aiden says finally, after too much silence. She follows the boys in one of the many buildings, seriously why are there like six buildings?
“Hello, Mr. Darkwood, Mr. Deckard,” the woman at the desk in front of the door inside the building Marie had been led too.
“Hi, Mrs. Penn,” Aiden said. He took a manila envelope out of his messenger bag and gave it to her. She took it, looking through the papers inside. Stolas stayed by the door with Marie.
“You are, Marie Look- Luka-Lukaree-” she tried, smiling Marie corrected her.
“Marie Lukaritova,” she said, nodding. Some people couldn’t say her last name, she was used to it by now. 
“Yes, thank you, Ms. Lukaritova,” Mrs. Penn smiled. She still didn’t say it quite right, but it was fine.
“Of course, why did you need to know?” Marie asked, trying her best not to sound disrespectful.
“Oh, did Aiden not tell you? He has filled out forms to-” she started to take out one of the papers, but Aiden shook his head at her and turned to Marie.
“You’re one of my best friends, and your birthday is in a few weeks. I was going to throw you a party, that's part of why I introduced you to the rest of my friends. They’ve been helping me with it,” he said, putting all of the papers in the envelope. Mrs. Penn nodded and put it on her desk. Marie smiled, the gesture warmed her heart. She didn’t notice Stolas scoff, and shake his head, before busying himself with his phone. She didn’t notice fear flash through Mrs. Penn's eyes when Aiden interrupted her. She didn’t notice quite how many lies she’s been told in the past five months.
All she noticed was that Aiden remembered her birthday. She walked up to Aiden and hugged him.
“Thank you, Aiden,” Marie whispered into his neck. He held her there for a little while. To Aiden, this was the first real hug he’s received from anyone other than Nolan, Stolas, and Sylis. To Marie, this was another hug on another day, she’d end up going home and the women she lives with will tackle her with hugs worried.
To Aiden, this meant the world and made him feel safe. To Marie, this meant to thank you and made her feel happy. To Aiden this was everything. To Marie, this was little more than nothing. And Aiden knew that, so he released her from his grasp and left the building with the other two.
“What time is it?” Marie asked Stolas, who was still on his phone. He looked up at her or well down because of his height.
“A little after seven,” he said, going back to his phone. She thanked him and watched her feet as she walked. Stolas went to his dorm, and Aiden stayed with Marie to walk her home. Though she tried to convince him he didn’t have to, he didn’t listen.
“Thank you,” she said breaking the silence that had settled over the two. He hummed in response. She ignored the buzz of her phone, she’d put it on vibrate after Amber and Mae had blown it up. No doubt, her cousin Jenna was trying to track her, but since she’d left her bag at home, they’d have no luck.
“Your family must be worried, you’re normally home by six thirty,” he laughed. Marie nodded.
“Yeah, my aunt is going to kill me,” she chuckled. Aiden nodded, typing something on his phone. When they finally got to the bottom of the hill her house was at the top of, he stopped walking, and looked at the black gothic gate, the giant WH made of black iron in the shapes of vines was like a shield to anyone who lived there. But a sword to those who don’t.
“Remind me again, why you don’t go to Visquette?” He asked. It was obvious there was money in her family. Obvious that her family had old money, and an old house built by her great-great-great-great-great grandfather, and his dad. About thirty years after it was built, it was left to the women. No man has lived in Winter Hill for over a hundred years.
“My family has money, yes. But it’s old money and blood money. The girls that don’t go to school here, go to Primviette public, we have to earn our own money if we want to go anywhere fancy.” Marie explained. Aiden nodded, and waved, walking away.
“Bye Marie, I’ll see you tomorrow!” He hollered over his shoulder. Marie ran up to him and wrapped her arms around him. It confused Aiden, they’d hugged just a minute ago, why hug again? It was weird, but it seemed normal to Marie so he held her again.
“I’ll see you tomorrow, Aiden. Make sure Stolas doesn’t kill Nolan until then, okay? I’m no genius but I don’t think Sylis would appreciate it,” she laughed. They both broke away from the hug. Aiden nodded.
“Definetily not,” he agreed. As he walked away, Marie walked inside the gates, the metal clang of it closing comforting her.
She was home, and she was never going to hear the end of it. As she walked up the hill, she heard it. The screaming from the woods outside of the gates. They didn’t want her home. Her family needed her home to help. 
They weren’t scared because she might be hurt, they were scared because they might die.
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starfoxrry · 5 years
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im having sad boy hours
#m#i need a therapist but i dont hv one so im gonna dump all my sad boy thoughts here#its advisable that u dont read bc its just a long ass rant abt my stupid dumbass#missing shawn#anyways#im psychoanalysing myself rn to find out what the fuck is the reason im so SAD#like...... am i sad bc i regret not skipping class today to go to MO ? no not rlly i deadass thought i had a test even tho we didnt end up#having the test bc the professor forgot (lmao) so i dont rlly regret going to class....#am i sad bc i didnt go to MO after class ?? not rlly either he didnt stop to greet anyone they just got videos of him walking by and like#me going to KL's city center alone on a weekday morning be it by car or train would hv been a nightmare#am i sad bc i didnt go to klia after class ? not rlly either bc he also didnt stop for pics and only talked to a couple of them#also going to klia would hv wasted me a lot of money and time so im not regretting that either#and like... also.... me deciding to go back home was the most morally sound decision sndfkdnff i mean if i were to go to MO or klia#this morning that would hv breeched into proper stalker activities which... as morally compromised as i am... i do still respect him jdfnkhd#WHY AM I SAD THEN CAN SOMEONE COME EXPLAIN#like.... im sad to the point that im soothing my sadness with the slight promise that mayhaps i will go to his melbourne show#like as if thats just not the stupidest fucking idea#LIKE IVE ALREADY MET HIM TWICE WHAT THE FUCK MORE DOES MY HEART WANT#WHAT IS WRONG WIT ME WHY AM I SADDDDDD#when selena gomez was like 'the heart wants what it wants' about a canadian white boy.... i felt that#no i dont have underlying unresolved issues with grief and problems with separation anxiety what are u talking about
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Yo Toby, I read your work and was like yessss another writer to read. Anyways, I was wondering if you could write a scenario for the dorm leaders (could you switch Kalim for Jamil? If you can’t I understand) with an s/o who is very gen z and makes the comment “I came here for a good time, not a long time” after doing something reckless and the dorm leaders meaning worried for them?
Aww, thank you for being my first request, and about putting jamil in kalims place, its alright with me! dw ( ´ ▽ ` )
i had to slightly change it since having the mc repeating the same phrase like a pokemon was kinda weird, so i hope you dont mind!
Twst OB! gang with a reckless Gen Z S/O
Contents ;; GN!MC (refered to as Prefect and some other nicknames), the boys being pretty concerned about the prefects mental stability, romantic scenario with each of them separetly!
Characters ;; Riddle, Leona, Azul, Jamil, Vil, Idia, Malleus
Promt: Reaction of the boys about their Gen Z! S/O being reckless
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Riddle ;;
Ah, the Adeuce duo plus Grim, or, as you call them, the bane of your existence. Joking, but even if you are quite fond of them, they are still very annoying.
And what's more annoying is when they rope you in their dumbass shenanigans. lt always ends with you four sitting in front of Riddle while he yells furiously about rules.
Now, today Ace had decided that it would be a fun thing to do, trying to parkour above the rose maze. And you all, with your collective single brain cell, decided to follow suit.
"STOP!!" His shrill voice echoed from in between a couple of bushes, his face was bright red, it almost seemed as if he popped a blood vessel, which would probably happen soon. "STOP RIGHT THERE. IF YOU JUMP IT'LL BE OFF WITH YOUR HEAD IMMEDIATELY." All of you looked from one another, emotions ranging from fear to deathly terrified on your face. But you were not going to give up. You had already gotten on top of a small building, and the pole right next to you was so, so close. And you had been so, so bored before this…
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?" You were walking backwards to propel yourself, and as your feet left the roof of the building you screamed, saying that you came here for a fun time, not a long time. As you held onto the pole, you looked back, seeing Riddle staring at you with a mix of concern and rage. As you slide down towards the floor, Riddle jogs at you, and the moment you land, with your back to him, he puts his magic pen up.
"OF WITH YOUR HEAD!" His face had slowly gone back to his normal skin color. He stepped closer to you, holding the back of the heart shaped lock. "You're coming with me. Right now." He stopped for a moment, stopping his tugging at you to look at your face "Don't you dare do that again. I… I was worried."
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Leona ;;
Leona had invited you over to Savanaclaw, probably to just nap for the rest of the day. But the moment you reached the lounge he was not there, waiting for you like he had said.
Instead, there were a couple of Savanaclaw students, water dripping down their hair. Apparently, since Leona was busy doing Seven know what, they had decided to host… a pool party? All of them seemed to be having so much fun. And… it wouldn’t hurt if you joined in, right?
And so you became part of the so-called party. Taking part in their little games.
Until some of them dared, dared you to jump from the top of the rock above the water. You looked behind you, staring at that cliff for a couple of seconds, they began telling you that if you were a chicken and did not want to do it you didn’t have to do it… but oh, you were going to do it, just to spite them.
There you are now, on top of the rock, looking down on the water. You still don’t know how deep the water is, but you’d seen some people jump from up here… right? Or were they jumping from the edge down below? You shrugged, who cares! Definitely not you.
Leona cared, Ruggie had seen you talk to the beast men, and he did not want to miss Leona’s reaction to you jumping from up there. And so the grumpy lion, recently awakened from his long nap, was now walking between the mob of students, tail swaying behind him. However, the moment he saw you perched up there, it froze, and he stopped moving altogether. Just when he saw you leap and splash as you reached the bottom and broke the surface of the water he could react.
“HERBIVORE!” He ran to the edge of the water, the crowd erupting in cheers. The moment he saw your head pop up from the water he gnarled. “Are you stupid?! You could have broken a rib or somethin’!” When you jokingly told him that you didn’t really care, since you’d come for a fun time, not a long one, he slapped you in the back of your head. Muttering something along the lines of you being “annoying and dumb”. But he still carried you off to get dry in his room.
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Azul ;;
You were helping your boyfriend at the monstro lounge when Floyd, tired of working, snatched you away from your own work, instead deciding that he wanted to show you the fish in the aquarium they had at the back of the lounge. Azul was slightly annoyed at this, but decided to keep his mouth shut.
That was until Floyd opened the lid and you put your arm in there, putting your body weight forward to be able to reach lower. Not only he was worried you would accidentally touch one of the jellyfishes, since they not only had the harmless and cute moon jellies, but a wide variety, like mauve stingers and compass jellies, but you could also fall inside the tank!
“Angelfish, please back off from the tank.” You both looked back at him, and he could perceive how Floyd’s smile widened, sharing similarities to the ones cats had when you tell them to not throw a glass off the counter and they stare at you, paw slowly pushing the glass towards the edge. But in this case, you were the glass.
You fell face first into the water, your clothes making you sink slightly. Some curious fish and shrimp got near you, inspecting their new “tank mate”. Even under the water and behind a heavy glass, you heard Azul’s scream, sharp and high, and Floyd’s laugh.
You saw a slightly distorted Azul come running towards the tank, and a hand yanked you back to the surface from the back of your clothes.
“Are you okay?!” Azul grabbed your face to check for any sting or cut marks, pushing you and moving it to different angles to get a better look. His hands stopped as he looked you in the eye when you told him that you had fun and wanted to do it again.
He seemed to be processing what the hell you were saying when Floyd chuckled and pointed to your leg, still underwater, where a small octopus had clung itself on, saying that it resembled Azul.
Azul blushed, but helped you get out of the tank and lent you a towel, however, he was still dumbfounded at what you had told him, did you need therapy? He could use some of his contacts for you if needed…
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Jamil ;;
Ah, magic carpet rides with Kalim, they were so nice. Even as you both screamed your lungs off while he swerves, loops, and sudden falls just to pick the height back again.
Anyway, Jamil didn’t share the sentiment. It made him grow grey hairs by just thinking of you both- the boy he serves and his significant other- just seconds away from becoming pudding against the floor if Kalim wasn’t swift enough to pull at the carpet so it’d fly upwards. Which almost happened every time.
He had been doing laundry at the dorm when he saw you flying through the window, you both screaming and laughing while the wind whipped at your face.
His hold on the clothes he was hanging loosened, and fell to the ground as he rushed to the window, just in time to see Kalim try to slow down before landing, falling miserably.
He rushed through the corridors towards the dorm’s garden. Kalim and you were sprawled on the grass, legs tangled as the carpet wiggled under you both. As he saw you, he rushed to check on you both, looking over Kalim quickly before his eyes landed on you. You were still laughing, that was fun! You said, you really wanted to do that again, perhaps with more precaution, but it had been so fun.
The look of concern Jamil sent you the moment those words left your lips got rid of those thoughts, he looked so tired and so worried. You felt compelled to promise him that you’d take care and stay safe, and even stay away from the carpet if it’d make him feel better, at which he only sighed, pulling you for a hug.
“Just… Don’t go scaring me like that, okay?”
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Vil ;;
Ah, the weather has been so nice lately, not too hot to melt your bones and not cold enough to freeze your toes, the perfect middle ground. Perfect to go outside.
And your beloved boyfriend thought the same way, as he had invited you on a walk. You were now waiting on top of a hill at the edge of the campus, waiting for him. As you overlooked your surroundings, you couldn't avoid staring intently downhill. You remember being a kid and laying down at the top of one, letting go and rolling to the bottom, you held those memories fondly, and nostalgia hit you hard.
And what's better to reminisce about old memories? Remaking them.
You left your bag on the grass, kneeling down as you started giggling, you had completely forgotten about your walk with Vil, fully focused on your task at hand.
And as you laid down completely and started rolling, you heard Vil's powerful voice— it was not a scream, but definitely not normal volume.
"Sweet Seven what happened to you?" He sounded agitated as he stooped you, almost near the bottom of the hill. You couldn't avoid laughing loudly, still quite dizzy from the multiple turns you had taken. You told him that you just felt inclined to do that, and the way his eyes stared at you with such attention made you believe that he was wondering how he ever started dating you. His concern disappeared as he realized you were fine, but was quickly changed for anger. You both were supposed to go on a date! And now you were covered in dirt, grass and leaves, absolutely not acceptable to be seen outside! He grabbed your elbow, helping you get up.  "Go grab your bag, there is a change of plans," You couldn't resist shivering at the way his cold smile complimented his lavender eyes. "We're going back to Pomefiore for an intensive spa day."
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Idia ;;
Ortho had acted as a messenger pigeon for the hundredth time today, telling you that Idia wanted to see you, since he had a “super cool UR+ surprise” for you, and you had to go as quick as you could to his dorm room.
You were now familiar with Ighnihyde’s layout, since most, if not all, of your dates and gaming nights with your boyfriend had been inside the dorm— more specifically his room.
You saw his dorm’s door with his usual “Do Not Disturb” sign still slightly skewed. You believe he had never moved it, much less removed it, not even when he was expecting you to enter, since he always seemed to know when you came and opened the door right before you knocked.
Today this fact did not change, you held your hand in front of the door as it creaked open, the faint blue light emitting from his hair lighting the ever-so-dim hallway. You playfully poked his forehead as you already had your hand up, he only clicked his tongue as he swatted your hand away, but the blush on his face betrayed that he was not annoyed. Without even a word, he opened the door completely, letting you enter before closing it behind you. You were now used to the messy interior, since after a couple of weeks of dating you became a regular guest, but today it was exceptionally chaotic. Candy wrappers and empty cans of energy drinks littered his desk, his computer still on, a random tab still open. His bedsheets were a mess, and some of his pillows even lay forgotten on the floor. Before you could tell him, “bitch you live like this?” he called you to his side. He was crouching down, rummaging in between some boxes.
He had his back to you, throwing some trash to either side while searching that UR+ item Ortho had told you about.
“Wait this is useful,” He extended his arms towards you, holding a colorful… battery? “Can you hold this for a second? thxs.” You always wondered how he managed to pronounce those ungodly words.
You held onto the battery, turning it around and on its side, it almost looked… tasty. You wondered out loud, is it edible? You could probably lick it, at most it would only zap you… right?
“WHAT?! NO!” Idia quickly turned to you, taking the battery off of your hands as your tongue poked out of your lips. “ARE YOU CRAZY?!” He looked at you like he wasn’t the dude who went outside as a flying magical tablet. “Ugh, forget it,” He hid the battery between some boxes before you got any idea. “Here, take this, and no eating!” He held out a hand, a small figurine of… you both, it looked handmade. His hair was flaring pink. “Take it before I change my mind and kick you out.”
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Malleus ;;
Your boyfriend had whisked you away the moment you stepped out of your dorm during the early day, not even a ray of sun in sight, promising you to show you something beautiful. However, as you thought, he had already shown up, so you didn’t know what to expect. 
He had helped you get on top of one of the old school roofs, you wonder how this thing could still hold up, since it was definitely older than Malleus, and maybe even Lilia. He held your hand tightly in his, perhaps because he was afraid you were cold, or you could slip on a mossy tile and fall, which would be, in his imagination, fatale. In his mind, as strong and tough as you had demonstrated yourself to be, you were still a human, a fragile human. And he cherished you too much to even afford to let you get a single scratch on those hands he loved to hold.
Your walking ended some steps away from the edge, overlooking the forest at the back of your school, you could see a tall tower to your left, the sun peeking from behind. 
Some gargoyles shared your view from the edge of the roof, overlooking the various trees and plants. One of them, under the early sunlight, had a part of a horn that sparkled, and you, filled with curiosity, tried to get near.
But, against your worse judgement, it was early morning, and the morning dew under your feet made you slip. Malleus had been looking at you with a fond smile, but when he saw you get way too near to the edge, almost dangling, he was terrified. His blood ran cold, jumping forward to grab you before you fell off.
The moment you were on a safer spot, he held you in his arms tight, your back to his chest. You tried to reassure him, telling him that he wasn’t getting rid of you for a while, after all, weeds are not killed by frost, and you still have to annoy him a little bit more. He chuckled, but still felt a little bit shaken, so you both stayed sitting in the roof until the sun completely illuminated your faces.
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masivechaos · 2 years
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SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK
Steven Meeks x fem! reader
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Request: yes / no
Synopsis: dancing with Meeks while listening to radio free america
Warning/content: swearing, a mention of a sex joke, fluff, my English
a.n.: 1.1k words- an au where Neil lives, he continued theater after the representation and fuck Mr. Perry, I struggle with writing long fics sorry, first time writing for my boy Meeks hope I wrote him well, title inspired by Joji song, I was away and kept this fic so I could post it in the week but my dumbass deleted a paragraph that's why I post it now.
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Meeks leaned forward and turned his head, verifying that no one was in the hallway. He walked the most silently possible and he winced when the wood cracked under his feet. The arms full of his radio, he turned around when he heard some footsteps behind him and bit his bottom lip to stop himself from letting out a sound.
“Boo!” someone whisper-yelled and Steven’s eyes widened for a second before sighing “Charlie! What are you doing?!” his jaw clenched “Could ask you the same” the dark-haired boy wiggled his eyebrows.
“I have a date with Y/n.” Charlie smirked “Ooh” Meeks rolled his eyes and grunted “Shut up. I don’t want to be seen,” he said with a low voice as he looked left and right, Charlie followed his gaze through the corridor “Calm, there’s only me. Go find your girl, I got your back” he winked.
He then left, not without making a sex joke to which Meeks only sighed. Steven took a deep breath and continued to walk. When he finally went out of the school and its gardens, he pulled out his flashlight like it could, his radio taking much place in his arms.
He reached the woods and tried not to fall, he swore as he tripped on a root “Fuck.” He stood up straight and stepped over it carefully, he bobbed his head, an owl hooting enthralling his attention. Meeks was grateful he knew the way by heart because he had to admit that the forest by night was kind of scary.
He saw a light from afar, coming from the cave. He smiled, knowing that it meant Y/n was already there. Y/n was his girlfriend of four months, she was in an all-girls school, the feminine equivalent of Welton.
They met at Neil’s theater representation, she was sitting two rows in front of him, and Meeks spent the evening looking at her from the corner of his eye when his friend wasn’t on the stage. He found her incredibly pretty, there where something about the way she laughed as her friend made a comment, the way she clapped at the end of the play and cheered when the dead poets society started to shout for Neil.
Y/n even made her way to compliment Neil’s acting. When Steven caught her eyes and she smiled softly his heart melted, Pitts looked down at him and nudge him. She then talked to the ginger boy, she was being so sweet. They quickly got along and promised each other to go out one day after Y/n gave him her phone number. Everything happening under the stare of six boys and an English teacher.
They met again during the Christmas break, a simple walk ending up in a snowball fight. They kissed on their third date, it was then February and they were hanging out, hand in hand, looking at each other, tucking a strand of hair behind the ear, biting lips to hide their blush.
Meeks had told her a lot about his friend group, they were apparently calling themselves the ‘dead poets society’ and having ‘carpe diem’ as their motto. He also told her about the cave their meetings took place. So, a few of their gatherings after she finally met his friends during one of them.
The poets liked her and were happy that Meeks found her, even if Cameron wasn’t thrilled by her presence at first thinking that a girl wasn’t really welcome in the club but they finished by getting along.
And today Meeks and Y/n had a date, after he talked about how he and Pitts succeeded to have Radio Free America for hours and hours and hours, he decided to listen to it with her.
He bent down a little to enter the cave without hitting the top, he smiled warmly as he saw her girlfriend. She was wearing one of the sweaters that he gave her. It was June and with the late spring, nights came a cold breeze. She got up, happy to find Meeks, but her head banged against the ceiling “Ow…” she chuckled as she rubbed her hair.
He came next to her quickly “Are you okay?” he asked a little worried, she nodded “Yeah, don’t worry.” She grinned and placed her lips against his for a small peck. “Hello pretty boy” she bit her lip, and he pulled her in another kiss “Hello pretty girl,” he said back.
“So?” Y/n asked, she tilted her head in direction of the radio he left on the ground earlier. With the biggest smile she ever saw, he set up the radio and handed her some headphones, and placed the others on his own head.
Meeks held out his hand for her and kept her close “Ready to dance?” he smirked. She smiled softly at him and wrapped her arms around his neck before capturing his lips in a lovely kiss, they swung their hips to the slow beat of the music. He placed his hands on her waist “Still don’t know how you managed to create this” she said impressed.
He laughed lightly “It’s not so complicated, it’s just time” she ran a hand through his hair “Just accept that you’re a genius lovely.” A bright red crept on Meeks’ cheeks at the compliment and Y/n chuckled at his flustered state.
The music changed to a more dancing song. They pulled away, a hand still locked with the others, and tapped their feet to the beat while singing the small number of lyrics they knew. Meeks brought her back against him and twirled her around.
They were all smiley, there was nothing around them, just two lovers enjoying each other presence during a night when they sneaked out. They were in their own world where nothing mattered, where they didn’t have to break rules, and met more than twice a month.
“I love you” Meeks blurted out, Y/n stopped at his words “What?” she couldn’t believe what he just said. She was so scared to say those three words, worried he didn’t feel the same, that he liked her and didn’t love her.
“I love you, Y/n,” he said again and cupped her cheeks, she swore she could cry. No one ever said something like that to her, she had friends but she sometimes felt like she didn’t really matter to them. She needed to hear these words, she needed to feel love.
She leaned in his touch “I love you too” she smiled softly and hugged him tightly. He wrapped his arms around her shoulders, and they then started to swing back and forth, letting themselves carried by the music.
She pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose, Meeks’ thumbs brushed her cheekbones and he kissed her forehead before smiling widely. They kept on dancing for hours, unaware of the pairs of eyes spying on them.
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First Kiss: Katsuki Bakugo
A/N: Hey, everyone! SA here with a mini head canon (sorry, I’m still getting used to all of these new terms so hopefully I’m using it right!) that I think you’ll like! This little series is called “First Kiss” that will feature different pairings with the reader (fem!)! As always, please let me know what you think!
F!Reader x Katsuki; pronouns are “She/Her”; Quirk: whatever you want, I honestly couldn’t come up with anything good with this one. Age: All characters are 18+
Warnings: Fluff and language.
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“What the hell is your problem?!”
With a sigh, you turned the stove off with a twist of the nob and placed the lid upon the pot you’d been working over as thunderous footfalls approached. Sometimes your big mouth got you into trouble, other times it was your temper that could rival that of the firecracker blonde’s, but today was different; this was all part of your plan as he stomped until coming to a stop beside you with slanted ruby eyes blazing with twin infernos. You kept your outwards face stoic and indifferent in the face of his fury. “Gonna have to be a bit more specific. I’ve been super busy today—”
His open palm met the counter top with a resounding smack, a twitch appearing in both his brow and lip when he heard your monotone voice that was borderline bored. “I’m talking about the ignored texts and shit! Hell, I even tried to call you and it went to voicemail!” The twitches grew as you sighed, nearly his whole face was contorting erratically.
“Like I said, I’ve been busy with things.” It was almost too much for you to take when an audible snap sounded from him as you slipped past him to grab something from the pantry in order to hide the smirk that threatened to lift your lips. “Unlike some people, I’m not as attached to my phone.” A twist of your wrist showcased the lit up screen of a smart watch that showcased all the missed notifications from him that you had ignored, forcing your eyes wide while depositing the spice you’d retrieved on the counter. “Oh, wow, would you look at that! You’d think I was a pro hero with how much you’ve been begging for my attention like a helpless fanboy groveling at my feet!” This time you did let the smirk show when raising a hand to tousle his wild blonde hair before sliding down to pat his cheek. “So sorry, but you’re going to have to be a good boy for a little longer until I’m done with cooking.”
Realization filled his gaze as your tongue appeared from between your lips while you turned back to the stove. “Damnit, you think this is some fucking game?!”
“So a friend stopped by for a visit today.”
“Don’t ignore me!”
The ladle you’d been using to stir the pot paused in its rotary path so that you could use a spare spoon to sample the broth then offered it to him, earning a sputter but he begrudgingly took a small sip once you cocked an eyebrow. “She dumped her boyfriend because he was a bad kisser.”
His expression twisted into one of boredom as he wordlessly snatched the spice you’d grabbed and replaced it with something else. “Pathetic when a man can’t satisfy his partner. That’s one of his fucking number one jobs is to keep them sated.” Another spice was retrieved then added to the mix.
This conversation was going right in the direction where you wanted it to as if he were following an invisible trail you had laid out. You hummed while taking another sip of the soup, relishing at the full bodied flavors that danced across your tongue. He was always better at cooking than you were but you’d wanted to try something new and decided that a hearty beef stew was just what the two of you needed especially if your plan came to fruition. “So you’d agree that its important for a couple to show the other affection?”
“Every pair is different, dumbass, some people don’t need that sort of shit.”
“Which you aren’t because you’re such a cuddle monster that it’s hard for me to get anything done.” Your tease earned a grunt as he appeared behind you, muscular arms wrapping around your waist where they gave you a slight squeeze. “I’m not complaining, of course, I love when you let that guard of yours down just for little ole me when its just the two of us.”
A rough growl sounded as his head fell to rest on your shoulder. “Shut up, dumbass.”
“Aww, is someone blushing? How cute.”
“How many times do I have to fucking say that I’m not cute?!”
Your tongue appeared again as you slipped free of his hold thanks to his outburst that caused both hands to rise towards the ceiling. “So in your definition of a ‘man’, he would have to provide what exactly to the relationship between himself and another?”
“What the hell is this, some game show?” He scoffed, planting himself within one of the nearby barstools on the opposite end of the bar while crossing his arms. You shot him a glare that said “just do it” which earned another huff. The gears were definitely turning in his head as if trying to figure out what your point to this conversation was but it was clear that he wouldn’t find the answer anytime soon as he deftly caught a granola bar that you tossed him. “Like I said, every pair is different because of the people. Each person needs something that the other brings and vice-versa.”
A sense of victory filled you at his words. “Which is why people break up if something isn’t working or fulfilling a need?”
He was across the kitchen so fast you barely had time to register that he’d moved in the first place, hands gripping your shoulders loosely but firmly as he spun you around to face him, red eyes so wide they might just pop out of his skull. “Fucking— I knew something was wrong! Speak up already and stop playing these damn games! Just tell me what I did wrong!”
Brief panic filled you at the distress in his voice and expression. Maybe you’d taken this too far? “Katsuki—”
“Is this because I left my wet towel on the floor? I told you it fell when I wasn’t looking!”
“Hold on—”
“Or that time that I spilled my Bloody Mary on the couch and blamed it on that damn Pikachu?!”
Your brow twitched, temper flaring. “You spilled what on my couch?!”
The blonde cringed at your shout but he didn’t release his hold on you even when you attempted to break it so that you could go investigate. “D-doesn’t matter! I called a professional cleaner and when they said they couldn’t do anything I replaced the damn thing—”
“Katsuki Bakugo, I can’t believe you! I thought I was going crazy when I couldn’t find the remote that was in the pocket inside the armrest! Do you have any idea how long I’ve been looking for that damn thing?!”
“Shit, I forgot to check before the junk haulers took it away.” His head shook as you fought against his hold. “Can buy you a new one but I want to know what the fucking hell is going on with you today!”
Temper now reaching its peak due to his increasingly tight hold and the new information, you growled lowly under your breath. Plan be damned! “You wanna know so fucking bad? Fine! I want to know why you haven’t mustered up the balls to kiss me yet!”
For a moment silence fell as the two of you were surrounded by the words you’d practically screamed into his face.
That was definitely not how you wanted this all to go but you’d been too upset by the revealing of the incident with your furniture piece to care. Emotion threatened to form a ball in your throat but you swallowed it down with difficultly as tears burned the backs of your eyes. “We’ve been dating almost a whole fucking year, Katsuki. Cuddling and holding hands are nice but I need—”
“Why didn’t you fucking say anything sooner, you dumbass?”
That definitely wasn’t the response that you were expecting and neither was the pivot that caused your back to meet the nearby pantry door that caused your breath to catch. The way he was looking at you now as he collected your wrists to pin them beside your head and body pressing fully against your own made the blood in your veins race but it was the darkening gaze above you that truly rendered you speechless. It was as if he were a wild predator staring down at you with that superior near animalistic hunger shining brightly like an ember within his eyes as he loomed over you. Thrill caused the fine hairs across your body to rise as his head slowly dipped until your noses were brushing, the breath you were in the middle of taking completely abandoning you as his lips seemed to tease yours by impulsing them to part with a feather-like touch before they were completely ensnared.
Roaring flames came to life within your core as his chest rumbled with a growl against your own as his lips devoured yours. There was no hesitation within the searing kiss that may as well separated your soul from your body, his body alternating against firm and sensual presses that made your legs grow weak when one of his bent knees brushed against your clothed core, eliciting a soft whine from you. It was just the opportunity he’d been waiting for and his tongue slipped between the part of your lips to ravage your sweet mouth that had only imagined what this moment would entail. Nothing you’d ever dreamt of could compare as your eyes drifted closed with a flutter when his larger tongue discovered yours hiding in the farthest corner then proceeded to dominate it in a near dance-like way that left your back arching and breathless when he finally released you.
Pride shone brightly within his gaze and radiated off his smirk as your chest worked to replenish the air you’d lost with hooded eyes. “Tch. Judging from that look on your face I literally just stole your soul like some sort of—”
Rising to the balls of your feet you threw every bit of your weight against him, knocking off his center of balance, and silenced him with a press of your lips that rendered his surprised grunt to an exclamation that climbed the musical scales as your gaze bore into his own. No way were you going to give him bragging rights without a fight!
It was like watching a sunrise as red slowly bloomed within his cheeks before slowly spreading to the rest of his visible face as your hands rose to take firm hold of his head to prevent him from moving away. The noises that rose up his throat were prevented from being voiced by your lips that were pressed firmly against his. The hold he’d had on your wrists was thrown off by your sudden action and it gave you the perfect opportunity for your fingers to rise and entangle themselves within his blonde tresses, earning shivers and suppressed moans from the man before you as his eyes threatened to roll when your fingernails lightly scraped against his sensitive scalp. Your hips lightly ground against his own, earning the drop of his jaw and your own groan at the delicious friction that rose, humming in appreciation when his hands that had been in the air grasping at nothing fell to instead knead the flesh of your hips before they drifted around to the mounds that were your backside when you bravely gave his bottom lip a nibble.
The kiss was broken with a unified deep throated growl from the two of you as the burning need for air forced your lips to part but that didn’t mean you weren’t showcasing a victorious smirk when finding him near clinging to you and the counter for support as his glazed eyes met yours. Coiling heat that had settled within your core rose to your chest when you took in the blissful expression he wore while cupping his face and brushing the pads of your thumbs against his flaming cheeks. “Aww, look how cute you are. I almost wanna take a picture just so that I can look at it anytime I want.”
“F-fucking hell, teddy bear, that was—” His head that had bent as if to reclaim your lips rose back upwards, a furious expression crossing his features. “Was that a fucking challenge?! And did you just fucking call me cute?!” The growl that rose up his throat caused your heart to race as he stared down at you. “I’ll teach you a lesson you’ll never forget, you damn dumbass!”
Something told you that the stew may have to be put in the crockpot to be kept warm until later.
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softshiin · 3 years
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hiii! love your writing! could you please write headcanons of kazutora/draken/baji/ran and rindou falling over you? what would they do and what would they feel, things like this 💖
TR BOYS FALLING OVER YOU
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summary: draken, baji, ran, rindou and kazutora falling over you
characters: draken, baji, ran, rindou, kazutora
warning: cursing
note: hi nonnie!! this was so fun to do, tysm for requesting <33
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KAZUTORA
; he becomes shy when you’re around
; tries to avoid do if possible
; doesn’t look you in the eyes when you two talk
; if you let him notice this, probably says that its not true and still continues to do so
; every toman captain makes fun of him
; probably has lost a bet with baji and is forced to ask you on a date
; when it comes the time to ask you he’s totally flustered
; he can’t make a whole sentence pls
; ends up shouting “WANNA GO ON A DATE WITH ME PLEASE???”
; blushes
; the day of your date he can’t even get up from the bed omg
; calls baji and chifuyu over to help him choosing his outfit
; they start fighting over a shirt, so they end up calling mitsuya
DRAKEN
; i feel like he would act normally around you
; and then let all out with mitsuya or inui
; def not mikey or he would make fun of him forever
; when he sees you he’s heart melts, and his voice softens
; he becomes so sweet sometimes that its impossible not understanding his feelings for you
; gifts you big stuffed animals for you bday
; he was a little nervous around you when he first realized that he was in love
; decides to ask you on a date only when he’s completely sure of his feelings
; y’know, he doesn’t want to disappoint you
; asks some advices to the girls that live with him, to hinata or emma
; he would ask you out randomly, during a conversation
; “… so, wanna go out with me?”
; he’s so scared yet confident while he says this
; looks you in the eyes, and you can see his trembling a bit
BAJI
; he’s. not. good. at. this.
; def the type to bully you to make you notice him
; his mind: omg they’re so pretty
; his mouth: yo, why’re you so ugly today?
; chifuyu slaps him on his arm
; “I’m a fucking idiot, chifuyu..” whines
; when you’re around he doesn’t understand ANYTHING
; chifuyu is talking? he stops listening to him
; you are talking? he just watches how beautiful you are, but doesn’t understand a single thing
; probs tries to make his way out of the room you’re in, but ends up slamming his face into the door or wall
; he’s a complete disaster
; asks his mom for help
; doesnt know how to ask you out
; ends up writing a note on your desk/locker “GO OUT WITH ME DUMBASS – baji.”
RAN
; he just teases you whenever he sees you
; his form of affect is styling you hair
; probably loves cuddling with you, even if you’re just friends
; i can totally see him giving you a whole tour of roppongi during the night
; lets you do whatever you want when you’re with him
; “””lends””” you his big clothes
; he doesn’t show it but whenever he sees you he just feel like he owns the world
; he’s so in love that he can feel those so called butterflies
; you sometimes catch him staring at you
; takes you at fast foods during the night
; for asking you out, well, he does it really casually
; “y/n wanna try dating me?”
; you can hear his voice tremble tho
; he’s scared that you’ll reject him </3
RINDOU
; he’s totally nervous
; shows it only by running his hands thru his hair
; whenever you’re around he observes you and your movements, without you noticing
; he probably realizes how much cute gestures you do during a single day
; notices your little traits, be your personality or your habits, by the end of the week he will know all of them
; likes to be the supportive friend for you
; when it comes to ask you out, he kinda plans it
; decides a nice place, the hour and then sends a message to you
; when you’re finally there, he puts you comfy by starting a random conversation
; then he takes off his glasses and watches you in the eyes “y/n, i kinda have a crush on you, what about we start dating?”
; suddenly feels flustered waiting for you answer
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pervysenpaix · 3 years
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Birthdays| MHA X BlackFem!Reader
Hi Friends! I'm back at it again with another headcannon/scenario post because you guys really liked my chubby reader, natural hair, and best friend version. Since today is my birthday, I decided to make it extra special. Know what that means? ✨POLY EDITION✨
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Warning (18+) NSFW Content- Minors Do Not Interact
Aged Up/Pro Hero Characters (25)
Polyamory (KiriBaku, TodoDeku, ShinKami)
Somnophillia (?)
Exhibitionism (?)
Overstimulation
Quirk Play
Oral Sex
Degradation , duh
MFM
Fluff (?) IKR , gross
I got lazy at the end so I'm not really happy with this but whatever. I wrote it so here you go lmao
I do not own MHA, MHA characters or anything associated with the brand. I do not own the art, all images were obtained from google. If you know the artist please tag them.
©pervysenpaix 2022
ProHeroes! Red Riot & Dynamight (KIRIBAKU)
They treat your birthday like a national holiday. Pulling out all the stops to make sure it's a perfect day for their perfect girl.
The day normally starts with breakfast in bed.
Eijiro says that they made it together, but Bakugo claims all he did was get in his way.
It's an extravagant spread. Katsuki fixes you all the unhealthy sugary shit he never lets you eat. Not in a mean/controlling way he just "loves your dumbass and wants you around forever".
After breakfast, its time for affection.
You're smothered in kisses.
Lips, teeth and tongues cover every inch of your skin. Not entirely, sexual just them craving aggressive intimacy.
They take turns pulling your lip between their teeth while the other nibbles on your neck.
Then they both come in for a sloppy three way kiss that gets you all hot and bothered. Two tongues swirling in your mouth while their rough hands explore your body.
Katsuki only lets you cum one and just from his fingers because he's "not trying to be in the fuckin' bed all day".
It's your birthday after all, there's shit to do !
You go to get ready for the day. Deciding to wear your natural hair out because Katsuki likes to rub your scalp when you sit in his lap and Eiji loves burying his face in it when he holds you from behind.
Your outfit is a mixture of their merch because you're their girl and you want everyone to know it.
The cute "X" crop top from the Dynamight Collection pairs nicely with your Red Riot letterman and mini skirt. They'll love it because you look like their little cheerleader.
To your surprise, you weren't the only one that dressed with their lover in mind.
The two oversized heroes are wearing tight pink tshirts that read , "Property of The Birthday Girl" on the front.
Paired with Bakugo's menacing glare and Kirishima's dangerously sharp grin, on top of all the tattoos that cover their muscular frame, they look kind of ridiculous.
"Do you like it, babygirl?" Eiji chuckles when you jump into his arms, wrapping your legs around his waist and kissing all over his face. It must've taken alot of convincing and dick sucking to get 'Suki to agree to this so you were extremely grateful.
"I love it! Thank you so much, baby" the two of you make out for a bit before Katsuki clears his throat.
"Tch, what about me ?" Arms outstretched, waiting to receive similar treatment.
After getting your face sucked off for the fifth time that morning, you all hop in the car and head to the mall.
Being the loving, and super rich Pro Hero, boyfriends they are, they decided to give you a shopping spree!
No limits, buying all the "stupid shit you've been begging for".
"Where to next, Pebble ?" Eiji smiled brightly even though his arms were covered in shopping bags. All he wanted to do was spoil his princess on her special day. What's the point of having all this money if he couldn't spend it?
"I don't know" biting your lip, you glanced between the two men. "You already bought so much". The three of you had hit almost every store in the mall, often just buying shit for the hell of it. Guilt was knawing at you, you appreciated the gesture, but wasn't it a bit over the top.
"The fuck are you talking about, Princess?" Katsuki frowned, "You think we can't take care of you?" That was a set up. One you chose to avoid entirely. With a sigh you shook your head and headed towards a lingerie store. This way you'd find something that benefited the both of them. If you can't beat 'em join 'em, right?
" 'Suki .. Eiji, can you come here for a sec?"
Both groaned when they rounded the corner and saw you modeling the pretty gold lingerie set. There was barely anything there, just a small heart on the nipple connected by some flimsy straps. Round ass was put on display by what could only be described as dental floss. Matching thigh garters and a waist belt were included. The straps dug into your flesh, making your soft flesh bulge. They were salivating. You looked good enough to eat and that's exactly what they intended to do.
Fabric went flying in the air, leaving you nude in the dressing room. Yeah, it was cute but they needed easy access. Only leaving the waist belt and thigh highs so that they could snap it against your flesh.
Katsuki lifts you up in the air, so that your dangling upside down while sucks on your pussy. Eijiro fists your hair, pulling your head back so he can slip his dick inside. He let's you set the pace, slowly running your tongue over his tip while Katsuki sucks on your clit.
They don't wait for your orgasm to subside. As soon as you cum, Katsuki lowers your waist slamming into you while Kiri shoves his dick down your throat.
You're now suspended in the air, being held up by the two huge cocks thrusting in and out of your holes.
How the fuck could they top this next year?
ProHeroes! Deku & Shoto
If you thought KiriBaku was over the top, then prepare yourself for these two.
They make sure you don't lift a finger on your birthday. There's literally nothing you have to do besides breathe.
You don't even have to wake yourself up because they do it for you,
Hungry tongues sliding up through your folds and drinking down those sweet juices like it's a morning protein shake.
Yum.
After the boys have had their breakfast, they need to make sure that their princess is fed.
So Shoto carries you to the master bathroom where they have the tub filled with your favorite bubble bath and bath bomb.
There's a tray with fruits and cheeses and mimosas.
Fancy Boys
Shoto feeds you while Izuku cleanses your body.
They don't bother giving you clothes, just wrap you up in a silk robe and usher you towards the den.
They've transformed their "man cave" into an at home spa !
There's a massage table, face masks, soft music and more champagne!
"Just lay down and relax, puppy. We'll take care of you." Izuku smirked against your neck as he pulled the robe from your shoulder. They guided you to a recliner and the pampering commenced. Izuku applied the face mask and placed cucumbers over your eyes while Shoto massaged your feet and kissed up your thighs.
Their hands were all over you, working your flesh until you were practically putty in there hands.
"Get on the table love"
You did as he said. Lying face down with your body flat against the table. A warm hand slid underneath your belly, lifting your ass in the air.
"It's not that kind of massage, babe."
Both of their dicks were stuffed into your cunt. The stretch was so good that your eyes rolled back as you fucked your self against them. Their soft groans and your lusty moans filled the air. Heat coiled in your belly and your toes clenched. When you came you clenched around their cocks, squeezing so tight that it was almost hard to move. They almost came right then, but what kind of boyfriend's would they be if they only fucked one orgasm out of you. No ma'am. They weren't stopping until somebody passed out and it'd most likely be you.
ProHeroes! Mindbreak & Chargebolt
These two are pretty laid back.
Y'all are the "go with the flow" type couple.
But the two heroes tried to put in a bit more effort when it came to your birthday.
It was never anything crazy, just a cute little surprise or a nice date.
Probably because Hitoshi was always tired.
Which is why you weren't surprised when you found him fast asleep on top of you, face buried in your tits.
It was a bit past noon, so you had a little more energy due to sleeping in.
"Mornin' baby" you cooed, running your fingers through his purple hair.
Literally one of your favorite things to do since it was soft and fluffy.
Hitoshi sighed, lifting his head just enough to peak on eye open, "Goodmorning, beautiful. Happy Birthday."
His morning was voice was so deep and it always sent chills down your spine and heat between your legs.
"Why 'ya squirming so much, baby?"
Your nipple was in his mouth before you could answer,
The sleepy boy licked, sucked, pinched, and pulled
Teasing you until you were begging for him to fuck you.
"Now that wouldn't be fair to Denks, would it love ?"
Pout present, you nodded. Knowing that the electric hero would make it worth the wait.
It sucked that he wasn't here, he wasn't able to get the day off but he promised to make it up to you.
You and Hitoshi messed around for a little while longer, but when your stomach started growling your man told you to get dressed for food.
"Toshi, why are we at the agency?" Holding the door he shrugged, "Forgot my wallet last night". You told him that you didn't mind buying lunch but he insisted since you're the birthday girl.
After a short elevator ride, the door opened revealing Denki and all of your friends.
"SUPRISE !" It felt like your heart was about to explode. You were so happy. The place was decorated in your favorite color and they even had your favorite flavor cake with a picture of the three of you on front. "Oh my goodness, you guys!" Cheeks smushed together, you shook your head at the smiling heroes. "Gotcha babe!" Denki pulled you into a big hug, "Did you really think I'd go the whole day without seeing you ?" Chuckling, he scooped you up bridal style and paraded you through the room. "Put me down !" you giggled. "No can do sunshine, the ground isn't good enough to touch your feet. You won't be doing anymore walking for a while" A sloppy kiss was placed on your lips, and he pulled back a smirk. "Let's go open some presents!"
After about an hour of mingling, the guests dispersed leaving you with your men. "Thank you for today. I really loved it" you were sitting in Denki's lap with Hitoshi leaning against the wall.
"We're not done yet. You still have some more presents" Tilting your head to the side, you glanced between the two men. "Really?" Hitoshi nodded, "Remember earlier when I said that you'd cum later?"
"Yes" you whimpered.
"And remember when I said you wouldn't be walking for a while?" Denki kissed your neck, "Y-yes".
"That was a promise."
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