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thegoodmorningman · 2 years

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it's the circle of life

#it's the circle of life #good morning #good #good morning message #good morning messages #morning #message #morning message #the good morning man #thegoodmorningman #thegoodmornman #therealgoodmorningman #hammer #nail #full control #your will #if you are a hammer

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precariouswizardry · 8 months

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#kills you with a hammer #shadow wizard money gang #wizard posting #wizardposting #wizard #wizardcore #shadow wizard grindset #Hammer

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theworldsforgottenboy · 1 year

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Every fall out boy song is like *nonsense lyric* *nonsense lyric* *the most profound cunt serving couplet in the English language since Shakespeare that sends you straight back to middle school* *nonsense*

#‘we were a hammer to the statue of David we were a painting you could never frame’ what would you trade the pain for?’ that’s primo shit #Pete wentz you gotta stop doing this to me #(please never stop)#ppl are adding there favorites in the comments and I just want to say please continue #fob #fall out boy #music

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angrylesbianstereotype · 4 months

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“But Skyler fucked Ted!” I wish she’d fucked Walter’s mom actually. I wish she’d told Walt to kill himself every day for breakfast lunch and dinner. I wish she had taught Holly to say “dad sucks” as her first words. So no she wasn’t perfect.

#the ungodly amount of restraint she showed in not killing him w hammers #couldn’t be me but you do you queen #skyler white #anti walter white #breaking bad #brba #misogyny

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abisalli · 4 months

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*grabs you by the neck like a kitten*

#batman #robin (dick grayson)#dick grayson #bruce wayne #dc comics #my art #digial art #next thing you know Bruce just swings him at the rogues hammer throw style #I've been really unsatisfied with the look of my style lately so I've been practicing and trying out new things!#lmk what you think!#(also been watching The Batman 2004 lately and love how that Batsuit looks)#batfamily

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wastraffamser · 1 month

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I am so deeply tired of being infantilised for being asexual. I am not a child with no understand of what sex is. I don't stick my tongue out and go "yuckie!!" Like a toddler at the thought of it. is some basic respect too much to ask for

#“you're so innocent😁” how about i beat you with a hammer see who court declares innocent then #asexual #sex repulsed #acespec #ace pride

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bluegiragi · 3 months

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sitting ducks.

early access + nsfw on patreon

#beats you over the head with a cartoonishly large hammer labelled 'foreshadowing'#vernon rn is bemoaning his choices #fucking bloodsuckers...-him probably #monster 141 au #manuel roba #vernon #simon ghost riley #giragi art

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beyondthisdarkhouse · 1 year

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After months of research and development and market testing and perfecting the first item I feel confident selling online, I have realized... that it is an incredibly niche item that only a specific subset of absolute nerds would want to buy, and I will have to do a ton of explaining the basic idea over and over again before people generally get what it is I'm even selling. RIP me

#this is like the time I spraypainted a bunch of screw heads gold #because I was putting up gold spraypainted shelf brackets and wanted these black screws to not stand out #and to make it easier I took a piece of thin cardboard and cut a series of Xes in it #then pushed the screws in a little bit and positioned it over the gap between boards on the back deck #and used my hammer to just plonk those screws into place so I could spraypaint them!#i felt so clever I posted a video of it #(gold spraypaint makes me feel giddy and childlike)#and everyone was like #“GIRL NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT DON'T TRY TO *HAMMER* YOUR *SCREWS* INTO A DECK!”#it took like. so much work to try to explain to people why this was a problem I wanted to solve #much less the mechanism by which i solved it #my brain is just. HIGHLY WEIRD SOMETIMES

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bbyteach · 5 months

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Uhhh sooooo NYC 80’s punk scene AU where ed used to play in bands when younger but not anymore & runs a popular venue and is totally burned out on the scene. Until a blonde weirdo wearing pastels started coming to shows there and he had to understand what is going on with this guy?? And the guy wants to learn more about this world and Ed confused but ends up having more fun than he has in ages??

#ofmd #blackbonnet #our flag means death #edward teach #stede bonnet #gentlebeard #ofmd season 2 #my draws #ofmd au #I rushed the first one to hammer it out bc last drawing of the year babyyyyy #one of Ed’s old bands was called ‘here comes the kraken’#anyway he’s burned out on The Grind and all the bad bs in punk spaces overall #he’s not too cool to get flowers now in fact he welcomes the occasion okay #and uh. happy new year #oh and the venue is queen Anne’s revenge bc he’s a pirate history nerd maybe idk #punks and pirates seem like they are kindred spirits #for vastly different goals but… you know

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egophiliac · 10 months

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swipes everything else off of the table to yell about diasomnia flower bookmarks

(I gave Silver one too :D)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #white rabbit festival #me: oh boy i wonder what excitement will happen in this new part #characters: now it is time to buy souvenirs :)#me: oh god #jk jk even when the filler is kind of painful i do enjoy the little character moments #like everyone screaming as loud as they can into silver's watch #deuce busting out his suzy izzard impression #SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!#and of course silver assigning flowers to the other dias and getting all sappy over lilia. god. delicious.#you don't understand this ten second long scene is everything to me #though we all know the real highlight #the knowledge that 1) deuce used to have an extremely silly edgy badass nickname #2) he almost certainly gave it to himself #3) he harassed epel's extended family to the point that they told horror stories about him and he was briefly epel's personal idol #epel: i heard he once killed three men with but a look #deuce: what no i never...i mean...ha ha sounds weird nothing a model student like me would know about #also deuce: if you fuckers don't apologize to my mom right now i'll fucking kill all of you (sees dilla) uhhh i mean #deuce: i challenge you to a children's game #black bunnies leader: (strapping on his duel disk) i accept #meanwhile silver is running full speed at a group of children screaming to them about donuts #we aren't going to talk about what ortho did with that fantasy-gregg's sausage roll #so glad that we've reached the 'what the heck is even happening' portion of the event #anyway i completely screwed up the resolution of these so here's hoping they don't look terrible!#whoops!

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taxiderby · 3 months

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#hammer #mario says hammer with his high pitched yet comforting voice #it is always good to hear from you mario #your optimism drive and finesse with hammers in times of trouble is an inspiration to us all #something we need now more than ever

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gotchibam · 6 months

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Mega Mawile and Tinkaton ko-fi doodle for Gophersaurus!

I'm accepting pokemon ko-fi doodle requests here! ✨

#artists on tumblr #pokemon #mega mawile #tinkaton #gotchibam arts #ko-fi doodle #thank you sm for the request!! ;w;#hope it's okay I didn't draw the hammer >_<#I wanted the focus to be on them so I kept it simple c:

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slymanner · 6 months

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God dude these two scenes and how roxie moves hurt my heart so so bad 🥹

it's like a mix of anger, feral, emotional breakdown, and complete sadness that just fucks me up soooo fucking bad.

it's like she's a pet who got abandoned by their owner but they see them again after years of sadness and depression of them being gone and leaving them like that and all that anger and sadness just manifest's into one bundle of emotion's towards them they cannot control.

roxie baby ur gonna be okay u deserve better :[