#incorrect Star Wars quotes

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Luke Skywalker: An enemy is just a friend I haven’t worn down. Mara Jade: Are you saying that you’re the main character of a kids cartoon? Luke Skywalker: I’m saying that “I’m going to be friends with you” is both a promise and a threat.

[starwarstweets]

[tattycoram]

Echo: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Fives: No, it's my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the guard *earlier* Fox: Commander Fox speaking Fives: Is your refrigerator running?

[overlord-of-fantasy]

A mean dad

Luke and Leia: Can I have some? Anakin, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

[bisexualvader]

[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?

Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.

[mmelolabelle]

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[bbygirl-obi]

obi-wan, screaming at anakin mid battle: ibic cuyir an jorcu be gar!! anakin, sighing: yeah i know cody: when did you learn mando'a????? anakin: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language obi-wan speaks.

[incorrectmandalorian]

keeping up with the mandalorians

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Wedge Antilles: Don’t cry because it happened, smile because it’s over. Wes Janson: Live, Laugh, Trauma.

[starwarstweets]

[tattycoram]

Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in

[overlord-of-fantasy]

He never dies!!

Obi-Wan, at Maul's funeral: I need a moment with him. Everyone: Of course. *They leave* Obi Wan, leaning over Maul′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Maul, ignights his lightsaber: Yeah, no shit.

[gamelpar]

Crosshair: I hate you.

Omega: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is simply untrue.

[techfan450]

Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...

Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!

Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!

Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??

Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.