#incorrect grandmaster of demonic cultivation

[restingdomface]

Sect Leader Yao: *loudly ranting about WWX being evil and how he shouldn’t have ‘been invited’ as if the man hadn’t been forcefully summoned like a demon of some sort*

Nie Mingjue: …Sect Leader Yao?

SLYao: -what?

Nie Mingjue: *pointing down* Your robes are on fire.

SLYao: *runs out of the hall screaming when he can’t get it put out*

Other leaders: *trying to figure out if WWX was the one that set him on fire*

Wei Wuxian: *sitting behind a shielding array, both stuck and not wanting to tempt someone to attack him, actively hiding a confused A-Yaun behind his skirts* :)

A-Yaun: ??:)??

Jiang Yanli: *eagerly showing him Jin Ling and probably thinks WWX and JC managed this so WWX could be at his 100 day celebration, isn’t gonna ask where they can get in trouble*

Jiang Cheng: *thinking exactly the same thing but about Yanli and WWX, showing off his nice new hair pin Yanli got him*

Jin Zixuan: *just happy this is less horrible than he expected*

Lan Wangji: *giving WWX blinks of affection and love*

Wei Wuxian: :)

Nie Mingjue: …but who set Sect Leader Yao on fire?

Lan Xichen: I don’t know, but it’s so much more peaceful now :)

Meng Yao: *appears at NMJ’s elbow, holding hands with NHS and looking pleased* I found that array in Jin Guangshan’s office :) it’ll wear off in about five hours. They’ll be so excited when they realize they can pass him random objects through the shield :)

Nie Huaisang: I set Sect Leader Yao’s robes on fire :)

Nie Mingjue: Ohhh you two are just so cute, I am giving you both presents when we get home.

NHS & MY: :D

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: What's your type?

Lan Wangji: Kind, smart and also dumb, brave, a good fighter.

Wei Wuxian: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a woman.

Lan Wangji: Did I mention dumb?

Wei Wuxian: Yes.

Lan Wangji: Good. Just making sure.

[disgracefulthings]

Wei Wuxian: My brother still misses me...

Wei Wuxian: But his aim is getting better!

Sounds of Zidian cracking and Jiang Cheng screaming in the distance

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Lan Wangji: Jiang Wanyin, I’m asking permission to marry your brother.

Jiang Cheng: What is this, the dark ages? Since you asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.

[lucky-cat-13]

Nie Huaisang: I'm gonna need a human skull and you can't ask any questions.

Wei Wuxian: Only if you also don't ask why.

Wei Wuxian: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Nie Huaisang: ...

Wei Wuxian: ...

Nie Huaisang: This one is fine.

[darkandstormyart]

me?? using jokes to cope with canon events that still hurt??? it's more likely than you think!

[kaleidoscopedrawsjpg]

And again! Bwahaha I can’t be stopped!

[twistedappletree]

wei wuxian: hey do you guys take constructive criticism well?

the juniors: *already in tears* yeah what is it

[familiar-anonymous]

Lan Xichen: Lan Zhan showed feelings?

Wei Ying: A feeling. Seemed like a human one. But it’s hard to tell with him, you know? It was probably nothing.

Lan Xichen: *already preparing the guest list for wangxian wedding* Yeah, probably nothing at all.

[mxtx-incorrect-quotes]

Jiang Yanli: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*’*


Wei Wuxian: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Dad.’*

Jiang Cheng: You guys get notes?

[jubileesstuff]

Wei Wuxian, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Jiang Cheng: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Jiang Cheng: Here you go.

Wei Wuxian:

Jiang Cheng:

Nie Huaisang: Why am I here?

[restingdomface]

Nie Minjgue: *blatantly lying* My brother would never do that, he’s the laziest man alive!

Meng Yao: *watched NHS stalk a songbird for 3 days to catch it* :/

Sect Leader Yao: *has been stalked and threatened by NHS for the past two months and is coming to beg for help to get rid of him* …I can’t refute that…

Nie Mingjue: Good, don’t! *plans on giving NHS a new set of paints later for his service, no idea why he did it but sure it was deserved*

[nixster627]

Jiang Cheng: Are you in love with Lan Wangji?

Wei Wuxian: No. Why do you ask?

Jiang Cheng: Why else would there be "LZ+WY" in hearts everywhere?

Wei Wuxian: I just like the way those letters look together.

[incorrect-web-novels]

Nie Mingjue: NONSENSE! The Nie Sect doesn't even know the meaning of the word "surrender"!

Nie Huaisang: But we're willing to learn!

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Lan Jingyi: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Lan Sizhui: Wasn’t Senior Wei with you?

Wei Wuxian: In his defense, I was also left unsupervised.

[lucky-cat-13]

Wei Wuxian: Whenever Jiang Cheng gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on our jars so he has to come to me for help.

*sounds of glass shattering in the background*

Wei Wuxian: It hasn't worked yet, but it will.