#incorrect love live

[kolbalissh]

f1 as textposts but its only carcar this time part 3/?

[twistedappletree]

hans: “but uncle, i love him”

henry: somewhere crouched in a field, covered in dirt, arguing with a sheep while shoving fistfuls of marigold in his pockets

[cardanlover004]

[apoetsworld]

Sorry, but Sirius would not be the rebel you think he is. Like sure he doesn't feed into all that blood purity shit but that boy was spoiled rotten. He grew up eating with silver enchanted utensils, wearing the finest clothing, eating the most precious foods and learning the most pretentious habits from the most pretentious people...he was posh, and so was James and so was Peter. It takes years to unlearn all that, to recognize not everyone had it as good as him (disregarding the neglectful treatment from his parents).

However, I will agree, his character development after meeting Remus is substantially impacted. Since a boy with absolutely nothing becomes Sirius' everything.

[vngful]

[starcrossedstarfishes]

Charles: Edwin, could you hold this for me?

Edwin: Okay.

Edwin:

Edwin: That's your hand.

[tchetcheca2]

YALL I SWEAR TO GOD THAT IT GOTTA BE ONE OF THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD WHEN YOU A FANFIC AND IT IS SO GOOD AND WHEN YOU GO LOOK FOR THE AUTHORS MASTERLIST AND IT HAS ANOTHER BUNCH OF FANFICS FROM OTHER FANDONS/CHARACTERS THAT YOU LOVEEEEEE

like, what do you mean that I just read the best stiles stilinski fanfic ever and when I open your masterlist you got SPENCER REID AND DARYL DIXON FANFICS?????

THIS TYPE OF SHIT MAKES MY WEEK DUDE

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Lily: I can't talk right now I'm doing hot girl shit

Lily: *playing cool math games on her work computer*

[little-cereal-draws]

Incorrect Odysseus and Astyanax quotes (inspired by @nonbinarylocalcryptid 's post)

Astyanax: That’s why we needed to get an expert. Odysseus: Oh, really? Who did you get? Astyanax: Odysseus: Oh! Right, that’s me… Yes.

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Odysseus to Astyanax: I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid 100 dollars in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it.

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Astyanax: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

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Odysseus: See, the problem is, Astyanax, you’re playing 3D chess. I’m playing 4D. Astyanax: I’m playing checkers. I don’t know what the fuck you’re playing.

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Astyanax: Oh, fiddlesticks. Odysseus: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Astyanax, upon learning how Odysseus did a magic trick: So you’re not magic? Odysseus: Well, not really. Astyanax: You’re just a liar.

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Odysseus: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?! Astyanax: Odysseus: Oh, right. The lying.

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Odysseus: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers. Astyanax: That sounds like a challenge. Odysseus: I have to stress, that is not a challenge. Astyanax: …Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted! Odysseus: There is no challenge!

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Odysseus: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Astyanax meowing at each other from different ends of the boat.

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Astyanax: What do you do for a living? Odysseus: I exist against my will.

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Astyanax: *trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark* Astyanax: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?" Store Associate: Well, I- Astyanax: How about "You killed my mom?" Store Associate: No… Astyanax: You know what, I'll just get a blank one. Astyanax: *writes ‘You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.’*

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Astyanax: That sounds like a terrible plan. Odysseus: Oh, we've had worse.

[california-112]

Skinner: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand dollars?

Scully: I would slap Mulder for free.

Mulder, tearing up: I’m your best friend??? 🥺

[thekenobee]

SHARPE Incorrect Quotes (Part 1)

[coffeeandjuice]

Average day in the watchtower:

John: kys

Ava: To get away from you, I might

[magicingray]

Ominis, approaching Sebastian out in front of the hospital wing: Here, I got this for you.

Sebastian, opening the card: Get better soon…? That’s nice Ominis. But I’m actually here to see MC. She was injured on one of our outings…

Ominis: I know that. I’m telling *you* to be better.

[cardanlover004]

[fic-dumpster]

imagine getting kidnapped by bonten and the first thing she does is complain about the smell of cigarette (as a cigarette hater myself)

Anonie, you and me both hate them 🤝🏻😂!

Y/N: can u at least open a window? It stinks in here 🤢��

*Everyone starts smelling themselve*

Sanzu: it’s Takeomi *throws away his metal case*

Everyone: yeah! Yeah… *frantically hide their rollies and blanks*

Takeomi:

Kakucho: here, this helps me. *passes you a small ziplock bag with coffee grounds*

Y/N: thank you, but… *shows him your tied hands*

Koko: this is not what we planned…

Mikey: I think it’s going great. She’s bonding with kakucho already.

[aceofturtles]