#incorrect robin buckley

[hotwritergf]

Steve: “Eddie you’re a snack.”

Robin: “You can’t say that! It’s disrespectful, he got eaten by bats!!”

Steve: “Fuck shit I didn’t mean it like that! I just think the bats had the right idea, he’s edible.”

Eddie: Twiddling his hair and giggling like a school girl “I’m an Eddie-meal. Get it? Like ready meal?”

[harringroveera]

Think, Steve! You gotta think!

[mvltifxndomchaos]

*Robin hands Eddie a Slurpee*

Eddie: For me?

Robin: Yeah.

Eddie: What’d you get me?

Robin: Drink it and see.

Eddie, taking a sip: Half cherry, half coke. Your specialty. Nice.

Robin: Yeah.

Steve: Where’s mine?

Robin: You always say they’re too sugary.

Steve: Well, I’m thirsty, so too bad. *takes a sip of Robin’s Slurpee* Mm. It’s too sugary.

Robin: *laughs*

[eddieintheupsidedown]

Eddie: i think it's time I get my life in order

Robin, narrating: but he did not get his life in order. In fact, he got drunk last night and fought a racoon

[clattylesbian]

Steve: [sigh] I wish Eddie was a girl.

Months later:

Robin: Are you happy now?

Transfem Stevie holding transfem Eddie's hand: This is not what I meant.

[skylarinfinity]

[m/n and robin waiting for steve in the car]

m/n: [try to make conversation] what's pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?

robin: [look m/n with bored expression] is it's r?

m/n: [shake his head] you think it's r but it's actually c! [laughing his arse off]

robin:

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[dwobbitfromtheshire]

The party, of course, immediately accepted Will and Robin when they came out. Dustin couldn't help but ask the question because he's a nosy little shit.

Dustin: *looking at Robin* If you had to pick a man, though, who would you go for?

Robin: Steve. No contest. Only in a parallel universe, though. And parallel me still has to like women. There's no universe where I'm straight. Not that I have anything against heterosexuality.

Steve: Eddie. *everyone stares at him* Oh, was that question not directed at both of us?

Eddie: It's okay, big boy. If I were gay, I'd go for you, too.

Argyle: *whispering* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know about bisexuality.

Steve: You whispered that to me.

Argyle: Oh, sorry. *turns to Jonathan* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know that bisexuality exists.

[lavenderstobins]

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[steddieme]

robin: okay, but like. imagine, we were in a burning building-

steve: i don't want to, actually.

robin: and you could only save one of us. who'd you choose? eddie or me?

steve: i clocked in 10 minutes ago, why are you tormenting me?

robin:

eddie, who's been silently observing: does that mean you'd choose me?

steve: actually, i'd be the arsonist who set you two on fire

[shieldofiron]

You would never understand their warrior's bond, Keith.

[f1rewr1t3r]

which characters would this be

"im telling you that girl/boy is trouble.. uh- where are you going"

"gonna go get into trouble"

[steddiealltheway]

Eddie: Do you like my Halloween costume?

Steve: Your Halloween costume?

Eddie: I’m dressed as someone who is in love with you.

Steve: …I don’t get it. You’re not dressed any different than usual.

Eddie:

Steve:

Eddie:

Steve: Wait. Someone in Hellfire Club is in love with me?

Robin: *facepalms*

[harringroveera]

Steve is not sober enough for this

[mvltifxndomchaos]

Steve: You love the pink ones.

Robin: I love the color pink. But I like the chocolate macarons. Steveee! I've already said I wanted these two.

Steve: No. You can't have two.

Robin: But I said...

Steve: You had three this morning.

Robin: I have not!

Steve: Downstairs. I saw you.

Robin: I've had one!

Steve: Not true. Eddie saw you. You’re lying. Why are you lying?

Robin: I am not lying. You are. Eddie!

Eddie: What? I like the chocolate ones as well. I have not had...

Robin: I wanted them!

Steve: I have the solution.

Nancy: Put them back. Stop.

Eddie: Why are you getting involved?

Nancy: Can you not just divide them?

Steve: ...three chocolate this morning!

Robin: I have not! I haven't had...

Nancy: Three banana macarons for the one chocolate.

Robin: Not a chance.

Eddie: That is devious.

Steve: That's very unreasonable.

Eddie: Please!

Steve: Why not? Eddie, you cannot... Why are you getting involved?

[eddieintheupsidedown]

Eddie: this world is dark and cold and everyone dies alone

Robin: I'm sorry Steve didn't kiss you goodbye this morning, but we had to go to work

[piliharrington]

Drunk Robin: Don't fear death, fear the state you will die in.

Drunk Eddie, whispering fearfully: New Jersey.