#source: bridgerton

[daddiesdrarryy]

Theo: I have come to a decision as to who shall be my date to Yule Ball!

Blaise: And does this guy know he’s gonna be your date for Yule Ball?

Theo: I’m working on it. And it’s Neville Longbottom by the way

Pansy: The plant lover Gryffindor?

Theo: You guys seem surprised

Draco: Well, Theo, you don’t seem to care for nature. Or for animals. Both of which are apparently his great passion

Theo: I care very dearly for animals! I love a good fur!

Pansy: Oh I’d would not tell him that

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mona Lisa: You're brother is very even-tempered. Leo, Donnie & Mikey, shocked: RAPHAEL?! EVEN-TEMPERED???

[deadboyquotes]

Edwin: Friendships take hard work but it is work that is worth it.

Charles: Our friendship is not hard work.

Edwin: You are wearisome tonight.

[alwaysrunningoutoftime]

sydney: marriage takes hard work. but it is work that is worth it.

carmy: our marriage is not hard work.

sydney: you are wearisome tonight.

[ask-ethari-anything]

Rayla: I do not wish to unburden myself to you two, with your perfect marriage. Ethari: Oh. You think our marriage is perfect? Runaan, slightly panicked: Is it not??

[the-original-gays]

*Telling riddles at Potter mansion*

Monty: My second is conveyed to my first by the company of family. My whole is a product of spring.

Effie: A product of spring? Surely a flower of some kind.

Regulus: Lilies. Forget-me-not! LILACS!

James: *flinches*

Sirius: Ohh, shh.

Monty: No.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Chris: Friendships take hard work but it is work that is worth it. Peter: Our friendship is not hard work. Chris: You are wearisome tonight.

[mvltifxndomchaos]

Eddie: Can I ask you a personal question?

Steve: Is there any other kind worth asking?

Eddie: You and Robin have quite a rapport. I am surprised you two have never… In fact, do not answer that.

Eddie: Apparently, the wine has made me rather rude.

Steve: Well, the wine has also made you rather charming.

[penelopesalvez]

penelope to Tara: you think our marriage is perfect? luke: is it not? penelope to Tara: we are more than happy now but it took us time to get here. marriage takes hard work. but it is work that is worth it. luke: our marriage is not hard work. penelope to luke: you are wearisome tonight!

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

"I am tired of pretending. And I cannot continue acting as if I do not love you. Because I do. I love all of you. Even the parts that you believe are too dark and too shameful. Every scar, every flaw, every imperfection. I love you."

Lelouch to Suzaku, at his wits ends

[incorrectprodigalsonquotes]

Jessica: [To Malcolm and Dani] I do not wish to unburden myself to you two, with your perfect relationship.

Dani: Oh. You think our relationship is perfect?

Malcolm: [Slightly panicked] Is it not?

[daddiesdrarryy]

Lucius: Son, since you are together with that Potter boy, your mother has told me to give you “the talk”

Draco: …okay

Lucius: All right, Draco, you see, with a man, as you two get in bed together, when he inserts himself—

Draco: Insert himself? Insert himself where?

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

“Whenever I have a disagreement with someone, I find the best course of action is to simply pretend they are dead.”

— Raph

[incorrect-outlander-quotes]

Lord John: I suppose if I were forced to take a wife, you would be the least objectionable option. Claire: Is that meant to be a compliment? Lord John: Yes.

[incorrectgotgquotes]

Gamora: Peter, this is beautiful.

Peter Quill: And yet still only half as beautiful as you.

[ask-ethari-anything]

Ethari, to Rayla: You cannot let one mistake define your entire relationship. Marriage takes hard work. But it is work that is worth it. Runaan: Our marriage is not hard work. Ethari: You are wearisome tonight.