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myststone · 2 years

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Guys after the trailer I think I understand why the game was delayed so many times

I mean yeah sure development takes time

But i simply just don’t think society was ready for the emotional whirlwind and rollercoaster that I KNOW THIS GAME WILL IS to be released during the pandemic

#Loz #Legend of Zelda #Tears of the Kingdom #Link #Zelda #Ganon #Ganondorf #Two pieces of shit for the price of one #A VERY LOW PRICE #YOU'D HAVE TO PAY ME TO BUY IT #It just does not compute #Covid #Pandemic #Skyward Sword #Totk #Botw #Botw2

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hermeticbridgetroll · 1 year

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I think the reason I, an asexual-spectrum person, find the Enemies to Lovers trope so funny, is b/c I find the possibility of anyone being attracted to someone they hate absurdly hilarious.

#enemies to lovers #asexual #ace #ace spectrum #it just does not compute #it's the height of absurdity

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touchlikethesun · 4 months

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#i would sorta like to understand how my parents can say such unbearably cruel things to my face #and think that they’re helping me #i get that other people in my life might not tell me the truth bc they don’t want to hurt me #but there’s a difference between being honest and being cruel #between being realistic and projecting your own dissatisfaction #and in the same breath they’ll ask me why i have no confidence in myself and tell me that i’ve wasted all my potential & it’s too late for #like #not that everything is their fault i am entirely responsible for not planning better #but how can they say something like that and think that they’re doing me a kindness #it just does not compute #this conversation happened yesterday and it was an hour of them venting their frustrations at me #frustrations that i fucking share!!!!! just for the record!!!!!#and then getting mad when i didn’t respond with some sort of hail mary like actually everything was fine #like what did they expect me to say #it also feels just so manipulative how much they insist that they are the only ones that care about me #that no one else in my life is reliable #which is already something i believe bc who would ever want to put up with all my bs outside of brief dinner parties #but i also can’t rely on them because everytime i have they’ve turned it against me like a weapon #so doesn’t that just mean that i genuinely have no one??? that i’m genuinely alone???#and i know i know they are like this because of their own trauma and their own issues #but i can’t manage myself much less manage all their emotions #it’s just such an awful situation #i’ll stop there the longer i type the more i spiral #but i am just extremely disappointed in myself that i couldn’t hold on to my good productive mood from last week for even a single day #after getting back #personal #vent

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zivazivc · 9 months

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I feel like I have some of the most random headcanons. but I am lowkey obsessed with the fact that John Dory is so much older than Branch that he potentially could have dated their friends'/peers' parents, and/or anything else funny and possibly entertaining that the large age difference entails lmaokskssbcdsbcjdh

edit: part two

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nikoco11 · 11 months

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spider nico (spider bot…. sometime i call him circuit too) ((he’s like what if spiderman sucked ass))

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nordickies · 3 months

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Why do I always get the urge to write when I'm literally in the middle of doing something

#or just when I'm about to fall asleep #meanwhile my brain when i get home and I can sit in front of the computer: 🧍#all i have is notes app. does my mind think I'm ever going to look back there and see what i was going to write???#anski talks

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friendodo · 1 year

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how the first cat entered qing jing peak (a tale of wilful deception) ft. Yue Qingyuan taking an L to a cat

sequel to this :)

bonus:

#he's never held something cute and fluffy before his brain does not compute #don't ask me why this was made #it just turned up on my ipad one day #my art #svsss #original shen qingqiu #shen jiu #scumbag self saving system #ming fan #long post

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shorthaltsjester · 1 year

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the mighty nein - critical role

this is a place where i don't feel alone. this is a place where i feel at home.

#also with softer vibes. i offer They #every silly little brainheart found family deserves a to build a home edit #the mighty nein maybe most of all. thats my family #also the lyrics deliciously well suited to m9.#when jester pulls that. stupid tarot card for fjord. home or traveler. and there's a carnival wagon. and veth says Thats Us! . them #i just think about . the tower is their home the xhorhouse is their home the lavish chateau is their home the balleater. the mistake.#the nein heroez. veth and yezas apartment. the dome. fjord and jesters living room floor.#a bar with a silly name on rumblecusp #also like. the song has stone and dust imagery. gardens and trees.#the inherent temporality of life and love and how that holds no bearing on how greatly people can love. im losin it okay.#ive been making this edit for days straight with my computer screaming at me for trying to shove 143 episodes of cr into a 2min20sec video.#crying becuase. theyre a family do you get it. they were nine lonely people and most of them had given up on seeing their own lives #as something that might be good. something that might make the world a better place. and in the end they're heroes.#and it doesn't matter if no one else knows because They know they're heroes. and they wouldn't've believed that was true when they met.#rattling the bars of my enclosure. to be loved is to be changed #posted on twitter and want to get in the habit of posting here too bc.#general reasons but also bc . i have noticed some of the ppl liking/sharing it are also ppl who shit on my ops by vaguing about my posts #which is in general whatever but does leave a funny taste in my mouth.#critical role #the mighty nein #cr2 #caleb widogast #caduceus clay #jester lavorre #fjord #veth brenatto #yasha nydoorin #beauregard lionett #mollymauk tealeaf #my posts

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shower-phantom-ideas · 1 year

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Danny as Fenton takes a hit that no human boy should survive while in a different city (im going crossover here) and just transforms into phantom and pretends to be all sad that he died. Just for a moment. He then proceeds to kick the baddies ass. Claims he got ghost powers and fucks off. Imagine if Captain America or Batman saw this while failing ti protect him, hell or any hero type. Danny doesn’t think much on it and just goes on with his week. Continues being Fenton of course but what if he runs into whatever hero, but out if costume, saw him do that.

“How are you here? And alive?”

Danny holding a smoothie:”uhhhh I made a miraculous recovery”

He just shrugs it off and goes about his day. It isn’t until he finally gets some sleep later that night that he wakes up in a cold sweat realising he now knows their secret identity. “Oh well it’s neat I guess” starts to go back to sleep only to bolt back up “oh god now they know my secret identity”

Meanwhile said hero is too busy trying to figure out how to help this random kid to even be worried about the fact that they outed themselves. Someone else probably points it out to them and has to explain it twice before it gets thru.

#danny phantom #crossovers #dp x mcu #dpxdc #dp x dc #I like to use batman a lot cause his need to protect these kids probably makes him a little stupid #like imagine him in the batcave looking into fenton now and nightwing comes in starts asking about it #only to have to find out that bruce basically told the kid hes batman #except bruce is tired and worried so he isnt getting it #no B I mean like how does bruce wayne know the kid died. only batman saw it #if you are trying to make some sort of joke it’s not working. now please excuse me I have to figure this out #a sigh and facepalm #B imagine what the kid is gonna think when bruce wayne asks him how he is alive but batman watched him die.#slowly bruce stops typing and leans back from the computer #he freezes #eyes widening #a soft but sharp intake #oh #yea oh B geeze you must be tired if it took this long for you to get ut #bruce with his head in his hands realising he just messed up big time #maybe he should get more sleep after all #as for the mcu I would like to think it was hawkeye or hulk #I like hulk cause it’s also a bruce but I like hawkeye more. guy is very comfort character #clint just kid I saw you die now why don’t you explain that #danny giving him nothing till clints like come on it’s kinda messed up letting me think I let a kid die isnt it.#oh poor me loosing so much sleep watching a young boy become a ghost. I could hardly go on #danny rolls his eyes laying it on a little thick arent we old man #gasp! I will have you know I am only (insert haskeyes age here)#geeze you are waaayyy okder than I thought

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niamhthefae · 2 months

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guys. edwin canonically speaks multiple languages. george rextrew speaks multiple languages.

what if in season 2 they meet someone who only speaks like, french (for the sake of this scenario) or something. and none of them know what to do, and edwin just bursts out in PERFECT FRENCH and when the client has left he just goes "my french is a little rusty so it might be a bit wrong here and there but i think i got it :)" and everyone just dies because how on earth did that just happen

#dead boy detectives #charles rowland #edwin payne #crystal palace #pushing my edwin payne speaking/understanding a bunch of languages agenda #hello fic writers #this idea is litteraly right here #when they get together i need edwin to refer to charles as mon coer or mon amour or something at least once #excuse the fact that i've had to use only french here because that is my only other language #it would be cute #and every time he calls him a french pet name charles' brain fails to compute #straight up *error 404: charles not found*#and edwin just does that little smirk #my obsession levels are reaching critical guys

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clownsuu · 1 year

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Update I have been gifted a new art tablet and oh my lort how do y’all draw with a screenless pad-

This last one was the first thing I drew with it LMAO

all of these were lil test doodles, but m a n I got mad respects to them gamers who can use this kinda tabloot with ease

#Plus like #i don’t have a proper computer to actually use it-#However I can connect it to my tablet and phone surprisingly??#The phone one would feel so cursed LMAO #Tiny lil screen with huge ass sketch pad #Also some of y’all have asked me what programs/device I use for most of my art-#It’s always just been a iPad procreate and a bamboo sketch stylus #However recently iv gotten a (passed down) pro with a gen 1 Apple Pencil #And O H B O Y does procreate LO VE to C R A S H #I DONT EVEN HAVE OTHER APPS ON THIS TABLOOT I USE IT PURELY FOR ART DJDJDJDDK #PAIIIIIIIIIIIN IDK HOW TO FIX ITTTT #welcome home #welcome home howdy #welcome home wally #welcome home frank #welcome home eddie #howdy pillar #wally darling #frank frankly #Eddie dear #robbie robs #New pad only takes a certain app and thankfully I know my way around that one somewhat #Not as comfortably as procreate but still smhhh need time to get used to it #Wallypillar #howdydarling #idk frank and Eddie’s ship name LMAO whoops

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ephemeralgalaxies · 3 months

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no no don't talk to me. you're telling me that Blitz and Stolas both have pictures with the other of themselves smiling while the other doesn't? and those are the ones they each keep? you're telling me there is a tangible representation of their different perspectives of their relationship???

Stolas' pictures including a conscious Blitz looking away from the camera and Stolas. Blitz's picture including an unconscious Stolas cuddled up next to him. Because Stolas believes them on equal footing/the same page about what their dynamic is with Blitz just hating every minute of it and Stolas. Because Blitz believes they're on different levels entirely and that the only way he can be content is when the rest of the world (and Stolas specifically) live on without him.

Because Stolas and Blitz are both terrified of being/dying alone, but while Stolas would sacrifice his love for Blitz, Blitz doesn't believe his own love is worth anything to begin with.

#i'm fine #just screaming because LOOK AT BLITZ'S EYES IN HIS PICTURE #he truly treasures that moment #also the fact that we just see one while Stolas has at least three #because Blitz would only take them when he's sure Stolas won't know #Blitz only allowing himself to love Stolas in his mind. his most private and secure thoughts #Stolas being so terrified he's not enough that he overcompensates and love bombs #oh boi here we go mutuals. I'm making posts about this fandom. it's an obsession now #good luck. I am going to be feral about this #helluva boss #hellaverse #blitzo #I can't to the cross-out o on my computer :(#helluva boss blitz #stolas goetia #hold on is stella a goetia #are there non-goetia owls demons?#did they really keep it in the family arranged-marriage this?#anyway #stolitz #blitzo x stolas #stolas x blitz #helluva boss spoilers #kinda???#wait does blitz have a last name

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gilsart · 1 year

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Ggggggermany...?

i got carried away.

#i think sometimes ludwig has to teach him how new technology works bc the only thing gilbert is good at is weapons #he does not know how a computer works #gilbert would also do some impulsive shit like pick at the keyboard until the keys pop out just because he feels like it #my art #artists on tumblr #hetalia #hetalia fanart #aph prussia #hws prussia #aph germany #hws germany #gilbert beilschmidt #ludwig beilschmidt

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torchstelechos · 5 months

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Say what you will about the DC timeline but we all know the truth, Jason Todd uses AO3 and has an account despite not understanding these new fangle technological advancements (hes fucking with Tim he understands what cookies are, it pisses off Tim more than anything else Jason has done)

#jason todd #tim drake #batfam #look I just think that Jason would use the ''I was dead when this was made'' excuse to get out of being forced to join a GC #and then it kind of snowballed into him not understanding what an ''email'' is #despite the fact that Talia def showed him and taught him everything he needed to know including technology #now hes just fucking with Tim while updating his 500K ao3 masterpiece fanfic that Tim has no evidence is real #only Babs knows and Tim is desperately trying to find evidence its the only case that Tim is literally failing at #Dick keeps bugging Tim in showing Jason how to use the computer upstairs and Jason somehow breaks Tim's phone. Twice.#Damien also catches on and does it to Tim too but it backfired in Dick trying to teach him instead #now hes also stuck in doing it #Its a whole ass shitshow that Bruce doesnt even know is happening until Jason uses the batcave computer and Tim fucking tackles him #while screeching about evidence #Bruce calls up harley afterwards to ask if she would be willing to do sessions with RR #its a whole thing

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kply-industries · 4 months

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#animated gif #animated gifs #gif #gifs #old advertisements #old ads #retro #vhs #computers #80's #old tech #old computers #tech #80s #589327 bytes free #sweet nightmare #why does it just display her password like that

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lobster-lover · 1 year

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btw i dont have a printer so i made my own (i have to study for a state test but i also have adhd)

#betty grof #adventure time #does this even fucking count im just being ill #ignore the 2 inch thick layer of dust on my computer

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