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Batman, pre identity reveal goes to the Watchtower for some buisness. Dick is going through a phase, and insists to come with him, but only hanging to his leg like a koala. He relents, his cape is big enough to cover him, after all.
Later, Flash comes up to him. “Hey, can you take a look at this?”
He reaches his hand out through his cape, exposing Dick as Robin for Flash to see.
“Is that a child?” Flash asked.
“Hrrn.” He grunts.
“Hi!” Dick grins, wide and feral.
After that, it becomes tradition for every few years, Batman hid children under his cape. He simply rolled his eyes as every single one of his children cling to his legs, stomach, and arms like koalas. It was weight training. Nothing was going on. He certainly didn’t want to listen to them complaining later on.
A few years after the first incident, Green Lantern came up to him to ask him something. Only to hear a snicker from Batman’s cape. GL tried to ignore it. He really did. But after a while, the snickers became quiet laughter, and GL could swear he heard “uno.”
So GL pulls back the cape. Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Robin, and Spoiler were under the cape. Each one had uno cards in their hand and looked very annoyed at GL’s interruption.
“Do you mind?” Nightwing asked.
“I knew we shouldn’t have left Signal and Black Bat at home.” Orphan complained.
“Black Bat almost gave Superman a heart attack last time she came with us.” Nightwing pointed out.
“Tt. Signal is too bright to hide under the cape.” Robin added.
“You have a problem, Batman.” Green Lantern looked at the Bat.
“The only problem he has is annoying green turds disrupting our game.” Red hood grabbed the cape and dropped it back over them, and the shuffling of cards could just barely be heard.
#Batman#flash#the flash#green lantern#Nightwing#red hood#Red Robin#Robin#spoiler#Batman’s cape#batman hides a bunch of children under his vape#he doesn’t see an issue with this#it’s normal to the kids
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made a beautiful google slides infographic in 60 seconds on why u should Fucking Vote
#uspol#us politics#i dont normally post abt this stuff but i was talking with the buddies on discord#edit: i didn’t intend for this to breach the target audience of three people#so if you’re going to be annoying im just gonna block you. i don’t give a shit#edit 2: alright people didn’t stop being annoying so i have muted notifications.#have fun kids
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Let the poor man rest.
#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever#and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed#he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death#second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#jjk gojo#gege akutami#my two cents#satosugu
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idk man being violently hateful/resentful towards children for existing is weird. it’s legitimately just weird.
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im a grown woman i dont feel the childish need for acceptance that i craved in my youth anymore. shaking and gripping the sink
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(looks at upcoming card releases)
I'm in danger :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#smoking#my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys#and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT#on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team#regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good#(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire#the results may shock you#(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you
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As much as I love angst I think it would be funny if he just didnt give af
#Hazel you cant just ask people if they have a dead mom#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fop#fairly oddparents a new wish#headcanon#fop hazel#hazel wells#fop dev#dev dimmadome#I think he has mildly positive associations with it tbh#He asked where babies came from and his dad actually took him aside and explained how he was super special and important#and better than everyone else because he was a clone and talked him through the whole cloning process very excitedly#(Dev did not understand a word of it but it was probably the most positive interaction he'd ever had with his dad)#later Dev came back and asked where normal kids come from and he got uncomfy and made an Au-Pair explain#other than that Dev has basically no thoughts on being a clone its just a fact to him.#Actually thinking about it now that could be a really dark explanation for why his real name is Development#I mean you dont just get cloning right on the first try#and nobody wants to name and get attached something that might just fall over dead any minute#HAHA anway angst over teehee :3#fop nature au#<-for organization since this HC applies to it too
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peak romance
#i love that theres like no captain and his right hand man on one piece that are not insane about each other. truly. beautiful#kidkiller#one piece#one piece ep 987#eustass kid#killer one piece#wano#mine#gif:op anime#im not normal about them
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i feel like when people say "katsuki won't change for you" they mean it like, completely and literally. but tbh i really really don't see it like that.
like yeah, he will never change his personality for anybody. he's still him because if you liked him romantically you'd already know what he's like. but he'd most definitely change his behaviour towards you. ofc im not trynna say he's gonna like do a whole 180 and kiss the ground you walk n shit but like..you're still his partner,, does that make sense ?? like it always confuses me when ppl say stuff like " he wont give you any special treatment he'll treat you like he treats everyone" and to me its like..no.., y'know ?😭 like at the end of the day you are still his partner. you're dating and he loves you so why would he treat you like some rando.
at most i see him like being awkward at the beginning of the relationship when its still new cus he doesnt know what to do (lol loser) but i still know he'd very much try. cus thats the thing youre not just a random you're his person. you're his one and he's obv gonna show you that because otherwise whats the point
m not sayin he's perfect, he's gonna mess up at some points maybe be a bit snappy because that's just how he is and you know that, you knew that when you got with him. BUT you still love him and he still very much loves you and he shows you that and he tries to make it up to you because you're different and he CARESSS!!! thats my whole thing!!!
#pls tell me this makes sense im sleep y asf#most of the time its people villainizing him but like whats new lol#believe what you want but again like..it makes no sense to me#this has been on my mind for DECADES i kid you not#cash's insane ramblings for the abnormal#very normal about him btw#cash speaks <3#bakugou katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugou x reader#bakugo fluff#cash is just talkin'#bakugou x reader#bakugou imagine#katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugou katsuki#katsuki x you#katsuki bakugo fluff#bakugou katuski x reader#katsuki x y/n#bakugo katsuki x reader#bakugo x you#bakugo x reader#bakugo x y/n#bakugo x female reader#cash rambles like a maniac#cash is rambling about an idiot
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Black Mercy
#my adventures with superman#maws#maws spoilers#clark kent#superman#brainiac#jor el and lara are holding kid clark's hands but they're just hands so im not tagging them#posting my sketches so i actually post. dont look too closely at the lines pls thank youuu#cant believe this is my first MAWS fanart. the first superheo fanart im posting. and its THIS OUTFIT#This fit was for the girls and the gays ok- im doing my duty as a tumblr user ok i swear please im so normal about this episode-#black mercy is the thing that lets clark be mind controlled. also this is evil mind controlled clark for ppl who dont watch MAWS#my art
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Draxum's rude af kids are making their way through the @tmntaucompetition
Friendly warning: don't mess with Dad.
#he normally only hits kids when training#but he will punt a bitch#dad joke#he's the only one who finds it funny#ok that's a lie#i find it funny#tmnt au competition#red rover au#replica#rottmnt replica#rottmnt#kathaynesart#save rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#unpause rise of the tmnt#punk-ass kids pushing their weight around
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I was shoveling my sidewalk during my lunch break, wearing an ankle-length wool coat, equally long black striped dress with a leather cincher belt, gloves, and combat heels--over all looking like I just finished a long shift at the foul incantations factory-- and these two bright eyed homeschool kids scampered up and offered to help me shovel. I was, frankly, a little shocked at their daring (the last small strange child that I passed on the sidewalk while wearing that coat asked me if I was a vampire).
But then they informed me that we'd actually meet before. I flagged them down at the end of Halloween trick or treating and emptied the entire remainder of my candy into their bags, and apparently bought goodwill for life by doing so.
So I thanked them and hired them to shovel my walk during this weekend's snowfall, because I'll be mostly gone. The kids are all right.
#i had a desk day at work so i was not dressing like i normally would#i have to say that overall kids tend to think I'm weird as hell but not always in a bad way
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In Sophomore Year, Adaine's nightmare vision of herself is in mourning garments, speaking to her underlying fear that, as an elf, she'll outlive everyone she cares about and have to face forever alone.
In the finale of Junior Year, Aelwyn says that she hopes that she and Adaine can eat ice cream and do magic together forever and Adaine with no trace of insincerity agrees. She still has to face forever, but not alone. Not anymore.
#adaine abernant#aelwyn abernant#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high spoilers#dimension 20 spoilers#d20#d20 spoilers#'my dear'#like are you kidding me???#i'm so messed up about the sisters tonight#that's why I'm awake at 2:30 AM#(yes yes I know elves can age normally outside of falinel don't @ me)#(the narrative presented this as a fear Adaine has so I'm engaging with that ok?)
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owwie
#lmk fanart#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk macaque#lmk sun wukong#breakup arc ig for them#just like idk kiss about it later or smth be normal
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fabian's IMMEDIATE denial at the accusation that he hurt adaine did something to me.
that's adaine. one of his best friends in the whole world. they spent the whole summer in a van together, falling asleep on each other through the eternal night.
he may not know how to pick a present for her but he knows that he would never hurt her.
he didn't fucking hurt her. shut the fuck up.
#im So Normal about the bad kids yall#fabian seacaster#adaine abernant#fantasy high#fhjy spoilers#fhjy
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i saw a kid carrying a lamb plushie like this
#to clarify it was a normal sheep plush and the kid was like 3 years old#narinder#cotl narinder#the one who waits#cotl#cult of the lamb#lotus art#fan art#artists on tumblr
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