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banannabethchase · 3 months
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WHY DO WE KEEP MAKING PEARL NECKLACE COMMENTS.
I know they're Good Christian Boys, but there's no way they don't know.
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lilbit-of-kizzy · 2 years
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Every time I go through @markiplier 's uno playlist...every single time, I forget that MAKE IT STOP!! has the dreaded ad cut that forces Mark to scream PENIS (cuts him off halfway through saying happiness) at the top of his lungs, into the house that I share with my (thankfully so far sleeping) parents
Every time
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brainrotcharacters · 1 month
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
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starry-bi-sky · 5 months
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danyal al ghul memes because i don't think i've done those yet for this au.
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(the jason one is in reference to the fanon headcanon/au that Jason and Damian potentially knew each other and interacted while jason was in the league. I've thought about it before in context of this au, but haven't thought about it enough to feel inspired or motivated to make a post exploring the idea)
(diablito means, as you can guess, 'little devil'. while i'm neutral to latino jason, i think the nickname is cute as fuck and was danny's main nickname from Jason. i don't wanna touch that timeline so im not gonna decide how old they were when Jason was there.)
Skulker: i am the ghost zone's greatest hunter! i capture and hunt creatures both rare and dangerous. Danyal: a poacher?? you're a poacher?? you poach animals??Skulker:...i sense i've made a mistake of some kind.
anyways that was the day that Skulker cemented himself as Danny's no.1 opp, and still remains there to this day even if he and Vlad are both viciously fighting for second. Out of everyone in the the AP rogues gallery, Skulker will be the first to be thrown under the bus in terms of 'o shit here comes phantom fucking RUN'.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#danyal al ghul au#dpxdc memes#danyal al ghul#dpdc#truly the epitome of “i dont faster than the bear i just need to be faster than YOU”#regardless of when Jason was with the league he *does* know that Danny loved Damian. don't ask me about the timeline because it'll be#*messsyyyy* and i've seen plenty of aus where jason was there while Damian as an infant so i can totally believe this could happen i just#need to do the mental gymnastics for it. not even. baby im faceplanting right into the mat and not getting up#the last meme is a tiktok sound that i found and thought was hilarious. and would also ABSOLUTELY be a story danyal would tell the#family after reuniting and developing a bond with them. damian has no recollection of this but is embarrassed nonetheless#danny spat that story out when he over heard damian claiming he doesn't have any embarrassing stories from the league. danny beat jason#to the punch and in the most deadpan voice said 'i remember you walking into my room. as a toddler. in nothing but a diaper. and picking#a marble up off the floor and holding it out. like the skull of yorick. before putting it as far down your throat as possible. i had to#stick my entire arm down your esophagus to pull it out. and save your life' before walking away#i got the ages wrong in the last image so just assume that danny recently turned seven and damian is like#18 months old#about a year and a half.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months
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Turtle Takedown Teamwork.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#tulu xuanwu#Something about changing the action sequence to something gentle is hilarious to me.#The lesson here is “Be nice to turtles. They are gentle creatures. And many are very endangered.”#don't get me wrong here; I love this scene a lot. LWJ's string technique is one of my favoyrite things.#We do get a fair amount of LWJ fighting but I always loved how the theme of strings comes into play.#There is actually a lot to unpack with LWJ being associate with 'strings'.#The musicianship: Of dedication and rigor in one's practice.#The tension between following along a path or composing your own way forwards (playing what has been written vs composing)#A string is a tightly coiled/taunt entity; The same tension that makes it sing so beautifully can be it's downfall if pushed too hard.#And as a non-musical string - something that binds. Be it to his sect and family or how he binds his fate to WWX -#LWJ cannot exist without his binds. It is not something which ties him down though. It keeps him together.#And he himself *is* a bind. He 'ties wwx down' in ways that are initially negatively viewed ('come to gusu' - feels like: come be trapped)#But later it is shown how (despite being introduced as a free spirit) WWX truly wants to be bound to something and someone.#Marriage is a bind he wants. He wants to be tied and grounded by LWJ.#It's starting to sound like innuendo. Let's call his fondness for being literally tied up smart thematic writing.#Finally. Sex scenes that are important to the plot and characters
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fisheito · 8 days
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before mirage of scales: I NEED YAKUYA EVENT
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after mirage of scales: ah. um. i . i don't need yakuya event so much, anymo.re... hah..a...
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lilliths-httyd-blog · 9 months
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2020
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THE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES
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us arospecs really do just get on Tumblr dot com and choose violence huh.
anyways be aro bash bigot with a crowbar <3
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darkiecat · 2 years
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fandom-geek · 2 months
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love how the lore after this week's radio broadcast was basically "maya sundaresh needs her emotional support wife not to go batshit insane with ambition/power while in the vex network" and "maya made her wife a flesh mask as a token of love" and also "any non-chioma paired mayas will start dissecting chioma for fun. as you do."
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utilitycaster · 13 days
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also this has been on my mind since a few people in the tag have been posting about C2 rewatches but it's really fun for me that Imogen, Fjord, and Caleb all considered leaving the party, the first two specifically because they thought they might endanger the others. Charismatic casters in Critical Role be like "I might be the problem."
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revrads · 13 days
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"Rivers Is A Vampire" by Bear Ghost is such a funny song in hindsight cause you have people interpreting it as either an original vampire character who tries to blend in with the youth or a commentary on the parasocial relationship influencers have with their viewers, when in reality the song is literally about the Frontman of Weezer, Rivers Cuomo
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arrowsperpetualcringe · 6 months
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I like how there was that one frame of that one animation of Francis where he goes 🥺🙏
And the fandom went
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t1meslayer · 2 months
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Neurocysticercosis
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So... Remember late last year when I wrote a Jujutsu Kaisen birthday gift fic for one of my friends who's obsessed with SatoSugu angst?
Well.
Would you believe me... If I said I have a second friend obsessed with angsty JJK bois?
And if, let's say — stay with me on this crazy thought, I wrote another fic. For their birthday. Which I posted late last night as soon as they read about it on their card.
Just a hypothetical, no real reason for the thought.
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Fandom: Jujutsu Kaisen
Characters: Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, and Shoko Ieiri (Jujutsu High era!)
Summary: Suguru Geto contemplates art. Satoru Gojo contemplates himself.
Trigger warning for all that stuff you probably expect out of JJK fics. Talks of death, angst, some blood and violence related to combat.
Click through the Read More below to get a preview of the latest story. Thanks for reading <3
Gojo taps his foot absentmindedly. Just so, his head sways. His beautiful, perfect eyes catch glints in the gallery highlights even through a protective layer of shades.
"Are you okay?" Geto can imagine him saying. "Do you need to talk about something going on?" He figures a friend might add.
Unfortunately, Gojo often isn't so forthcoming.
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allst0ries · 3 months
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graNma sWeetie was robbed
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pharawee · 3 months
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Me watching THAT scene in ep 4 of Knock Knock Boys only I'm German so I have no natural defences against advanced levels of Thai poop humour
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