#james potter brain rot

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james is the type to accidentally say i love you way too soon and just be as shocked as the person he says it to. he’d be like “damn you heard that too?”

[mochafrappiccinolatte]

What if I said cannon compliant James isn’t the sun???? Remus might’ve been the moon, Sirius a star, and Peter the earth but James though?

James Fleamont Potter was a shooting star.

Let me explain.

James was made to die young—meant to only exist in legacy and reverent whispers. James was something inspirational, something to wish upon, to give hope. And James was the shooting star they all wished on; Sirius, Regulus, Remus, Lily, even Marlene and Peter. But we all know what such fickle things wishes are.

So, James was a shooting star—meant to burn oh so brightly and incandescently beautiful, but meant to burnout nonetheless.

[sp1rit-realm]

jamie click for better quality

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[caspervi]

Date time ⭐️

[numnue]

Regulus “i’m laughing at you, not laughing with you” Black

and

James “yeah but you’re still laughing because of me” Potter

[sn0wp1anets]

james 'arrogant asshole who will tone it down a bit for sirius only' potter and sirius 'kinda likes it' black

[lovings4turn]

☆ introducing : rockstar!marauders

+ both sfw and nsfw thoughts ; just a messy ramble

rockstar!sirius . . . the lead singer

— sirius knows how to captivate an audience and uses it to his advantage. he makes sure you're front and centre at every show, so he can ensure your eyes never stray from him. any time he sings a particularly flirty or sexual lyric, he's shooting you a wink, making sure everybody in the venue knows exactly who's on his mind at that moment.

— before going on stage, sirius likes to make the most of every minute he has with you. many supply closets have been tainted by sloppy make out sessions, and sirius has had you propped up against a door whilst he fucks into you more times than you can count. once, you were interrupted by james' fist banging against the door, complaining that sirius had to be on in one minute, and to please saving the fucking for after the show.

rockstar!remus . . . the bassist

— remus is quietly confident - he's not as animated as sirius or james, but he's confident in what he does. bobs his head along to the beat, long fingers plucking the baseline that he feels reverberating through his chest. he's got it pretty much mastered, not needing to pay too much attention to where his fingers need to be, which gives him all the more reason to find your eye in the crowd and give you a sly grin.

— when you make the joke that 'bass players do it deeper', he wastes no time in getting you alone. unable to even make it home, he'll have you bent over the dressing table and unable to talk within minutes, his thrusts slow and deep as he mumbles in your ear about how well you're taking him.

rockstar!james . . . the lead guitarist

— james thrives on the reactions he gets from performing a particularly tricky riff, never able to wipe a cocky grin from his face after completing any impressive solos. he's one to strut around the stage as he plays, sometimes bobbing around sirius as he's singing a chorus.

— he uses his skills to his advantage, though, knowing you can never tear your eyes away from his hands whenever he's onstage. makes plenty of jokes about just how talented he is with his fingers, and how they have more uses than travelling up and down a fretboard. he'd be more than happy to show you exactly how well he can use his fingers - all you have to do is ask.

rockstar!regulus . . . the drummer

— regulus enjoys the fact that his kit is always positioned at the back of the stage. it means he pretty much fades away as everyone else focuses on the other members - everyone apart from you, of course. he acts as though you're the only person looking at him, and makes sure that the muscles in his arms flex just enough to be seen from your position in the front row.

— he tries to teach you how to play, once. though thanks to the way his thigh bounces every time he steps on the bass drum pedal, the lesson is soon abandoned in favour of you riding his thigh, head thrown back as he brings you to your orgasm.

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on my scorbus blog i posted abt the hc where when you marry a malfoy your hair slowly turns the iconic malfoy blond too, like narcissa’s in the movies, and i’ve been dying to draw it,, plus the normal version bc i thought it was just as cute as a married scorbus spread <3 (also all pose refs belong to mellon_soup on pinterest i’m far too tired to make my own rn but i love all theirs sm)

[inkdrinkerworld]

18+ only

thinking thoughts about beefy james who’s HUNG and the first time you’re intimate he’s worried that he’s going to hurt you but also he’s fascinated about making his cock fit in you

[lily0evans0gf]

and what if i said a marauders pitch perfect au???

[tadaxii-i]

I just mentioned in my previous posts' # queerplatonic bartylus and i feel like we have something going on right now.

Reg being both in a qpr with Barty and a romantic relationship with James

But Barty's also kinda qp with James

And he's dating Evan

So it's twisted rosestarchaserkiller

But B and R would have known each other for years

So they kinda developed a sort of unwavering and unthinking comfort with each other

Undressing around each other, sleeping in the same bed, taking showers together, you name it.

And I headcanon Barty to be a very aesthetic oriented arospec dude

So Reg would be so pretty and Barty would run with that

A mood, honestly

And R would just enjoy the company and affection of his lifelong friend

James can be a bit overwhelming sometimes?

He's sweet

Really sweet

Too sweet

And Regulus would enjoy the difference, the more rough and jagged edges of Barty's

And Barty, opposingly, would like the elegance of Reg compared to Evan's roughness

Evan's buff, but Reg is just a dainty guy

Itty bitty piss boy

So they'd all be complementary

I literally just came up with that but I feel like I'm gonna be able to talk for hours

Please ask me about them

I beg of you

Yeah that's all for today haha I'm completely normal about them.

Haha...

[the-sun-is-also-a-star]

wolfstar + jegulus merlin au, with sirius as arthur, remus as merlin, regulus as morgana and james as guinevere

[capay9267]

Home

So, this got like really long. This is more one-shot than microfic but oh well.

Prompt by: @myfavcharacterdidntdrown

I held the box in my hands.

It was a Christmas present.

I had learned that Christmas wasn’t special.

It’s probably just a dress you’ll be forced to wear. That little voice in my head told me. 

Christmas is just an excuse for Mother and Father to smother you in everything feminine they can find. It told me as I held the box.

It was a flat cardboard box—one of the ones that usually holds clothes.

It’s a dre- The little voice in my head was cut off by Mrs. Potter’s sweet voice.

“You’re holding it upside down, sweetheart,” She always called me a combination of pet names.

She called all of us pet names.

Me, Siri, Remus, Peter, James… Hell, even Barty and Evan.

At first, it made me uncomfortable but now I feel this warmth bubble in my chest when she says them. 

I looked at her confused as I flipped the box over… then gasped.

“Regulus” was written across the box in Mrs. Potter’s fancy script.

Regulus.

Regulus was written across the box.

Regulus.

Not Revati.

Regulus.

My name was written across the box in Mrs. Potter’s fancy script.

The little voice disappeared as I carefully cut the tape with my fingernail and pulled open the box.

I pulled away the tissue paper and was met with… a… sports bra?

Wait-

That’s not-

Is it-

I must have looked shocked because James moved from the floor to sit on the couch beside me and rubbed my back.

“Is it…” I let my voice trail off as I looked from James to Siri and finally to Mrs. Potter.

“It’s a binder, love,” Mrs. Potter says as I carefully pick up the fabric as if it would disappear.

“Go try it on!” Siri said, excitement lacing his tone.

I stood up and walked upstairs with the fabric in hand.

After I put it on I looked at myself in the mirror. 

I picked up the shirt that I had been wearing before setting it back down. 

I picked up the sweater that Mrs. Potter had made me instead. 

It was green with a silver “R” across the front. 

It was slightly tighter than I usually wore but I found that it wasn’t uncomfortable like I thought it would be.

I turned to the side and ran my hands over my now flat chest.

It was incredible.

Tears filled my eyes as James, Evan, and Barty entered the room.

I opened my mouth to speak but couldn’t find the words.

“I know, darling,” James said as he walked over to me.

He wrapped his arms around me and hugged me tightly. Barty and Evan joined and I was surrounded by the warmth and love of my boyfriends.

This.

This is what home feels like.

[sp1rit-realm]

baking cupcakes with james potter.

stAWP

he wouldn't help you with the actual baking unless you were using box mix.

he said he didn't want to

interrupt the cupcake creating process

because

"you make them so yummy. i would just mess them up." :(

but it is true.

one time you let him help you and he used salt instead of sugar. he was so sad because he ruined your masterpiece but you were just laughing and you made a new batch.

james potter loved the color pink and he loved sprinkles and he loved strawberries. i don't make the rules...

so one day you made strawberry cupcakes and he was SOOOO excited and he wanted to help frost them.

"so, take the piping bag, and fill it."

and he goes "oops"

you look over and he's started spreading the frosting with a knife and he gets all sad like

:( im sorry i've ruined everything. :( mine is so ugly. you should just finish the rest :( i only ruin everything :(((

and you want to cry because he's so sweet and there's no reason to be sad and you just hug him and you're like

james it's okay, i like yours :)

and he's all

but you don't understand :( i've ruined everything mine are so ugly next to yours :(

and so you take a knife and spread your frosting on the cupcake and it looks like his and he gets even more upset because

now you've ruined yours :(((

and you tell him you like the way it looks and he doesn't believe that you're telling the truth but then you go

"we can put sprinkles on them"

and he gets all excited and continues frosting the cupcakes with the knife and his tongue is sticking out ever so slightly because he's so concentrated and your heart melts and he covers the cupcakes in those crystal-ish sprinkles and he puts smiley faces on some of them with black sprinkles and he's so proud of himself and he's so cute

@forourmoons @sw34terw34ther

[paintmegrey]

“Sirius Black was spotted embracing James Potter at tiny coffee shop, rumor has it an affair is brewing…”

Guess it’s time for that ‘Cause I’m A Brooklyn Baby update huh?

[marinlupin]

Ohhh i just had to have one fandom where i could only really read fanfiction and tiktoks and one fandom that actually has something to watch plus all the other stuff to be able to separate both fandoms equally got it.