#james potter is a nepo baby

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bitches be like: omg this song is soooo james potter coded

the song:

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Hc that Harry changes his last name based on the perks that he can get with them. His full name is Harry Potter-Evans-Mcdonald-Black (they rolled dice for this). He is Harry Potter in Hogwarts because Potters have the best rep there and in most places in the wizarding world.

He is Harry Mcdonald when he needs to get something from America because the Mcdonalds wizarding family is big in America. He was Harry Evans when he went to muggle primary school. Lastly, he is Harry Black to the Sacred 28!!

I just find this quadruple nepo baby so funny. Dude would be balling. Imagine having so many last names and utilising all of them to their fullest potential. Like he walks into the Head Auror (Lily Evan’s) office and immediately says with a name tag that says “Auror Evan’s Son”. Then, he calls into Quidditch stadiums as Harry Potter to get free court side seats for himself, Hermoine and the Weasleys. He goes to the bank with his fucking papers entitling him to the BLACK FAMILY VAULT.

Dude Harry Potter and the Unlimited Possibilities.

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Au where Monty is an author and writes the Harry Potter series based off of his grandson, Harry, and Harry stars in the movies along with his friends

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jegulus modern au where james is a firefighter and regulus as a police officer that tasked to investigate arson case

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(EDIT: James Potter and Mary Macdonald have been drawn and are on my page! :D)

HI! I’m drawing the marauders in a modern AU/muggle setting, I already drew Lily(which is pinned on my account), however I’m trying to decide between James, Sirius, Remus and or Peter next

Or you guys can recommended me a character and tell me what modern profession you’d think they’d have :)

For the four I mentioned though it’s

James- Hockey player

Remus- barista

Sirius- nepo baby/model

Peter- YouTube video essay maker

(Because all of that is canon to me)

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james potter uses his straight passing finance bro/nepo baby/generational wealth privilege to fund whats really important: the best most sexiest queer family fuckup, his cringefail loser bf, and their poly gay lovenest

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AU where Regulus was a popular actress before running away after a boating "accident"

//blink and you'll miss it mentions of ca, and accidental misgendering

It took six months for the media to properly lose hope and consider him dead. He wasn't, of course, he used the money he had been saving for years to transition. He's not at all dead, but the media just sees their favorite starlette, lost at sea. It wasn't a secret he couldn't swim, he talked about it all the time as something to make him seem a little more down to earth despite the fact that he definitely started as a nepo baby. So they thought he was dead. Article after article, story after headline spoke about how his body had never been recovered but how he was still gone and that they will forever look for him in the sky and the movies he starred in.

Regulus thought it was quite ridiculous. Sure, he wanted people to think he was dead, and he'll definitely miss his few actual friends, but it's for the best. They'll live without him, the world will keep on spinning and no one except those creepy fucks online who had made a countdown for him turning 18 or young girls who looked up to him would truly be sad, and even then they'd probably get over it. So he looked at the picture of the old him on the cover of a magazine one last time before walking away. Time to find a job in case all that movie money runs out, and he never really learned how to manage money anyways so it's always good to have a backup plan. It was time to start his life as Regulus. No last name, no attachments or ties, just Regulus. And he felt he couldn't wait.

Sirius doesn't think he'll ever forget the day he saw his estranged sister on the cover of every magazine he possibly came across. He kept tabs on her, of course he did, what older brother would he be if he didn't, but he hadn't in a while. He just stared at the headline. He should have checked in more.

YOUNG ACTRESS DIES AT SEA

He felt sick. She was the one made to survive, she was the one meant to be in the spotlight since he couldn't handle it. She was supposed to outlive him. He was never supposed to be alive by the time her death became news, but here he is. Only 27 and finding out his baby sister is assumed dead at sea, no body yet to be found. It hurt, it hurt so much. He remembers when they were young, before he got sent to an all boys school and she went to an all girls school a year later. He remembers how she snuck into his room instead of their parents whenever she had nightmares, how every year until the dreaded age of 12 when he thought he was too good for things like a little sister, she helped the staff in the kitchen to make him a small birthday treat because their parents obviously wouldn't.

He remembered the rage and sadness he felt the first time he saw a red mark across her cheek, intended slightly where their mothers nails dug in. He remembers doing anything to redirect anger on her onto him before it got too much. He remembers watching his sister's first movie at the Potter's house, crying throughout the whole thing despite it being a lighthearted romance simply because he wasn't there to celebrate her accomplishment with, how every time she came on screen he cried harder and whenever the main guy and her kissed he felt a surge of protectiveness that he thought had fizzled out and how that surge had popped up again whenever there where headlines of her and some famous guy possibly dating, or whenever she was involved in any other movie that had romance in it that she was apart of.

And now she's gone. And he can't help but feel like it's his fault. Even if Moony and Prongs and Wormtail say it's not. Even if others swear the world keeps on moving while his is at a standstill and he doesn't know how to get it to turn again.

Even when James starts talking about a pretty mean boy who he's been flirting with. Even when Peter finally lands that promotion and they go to a bar and celebrate and Peter finally lands some guys who think he's endearing. Even when Remus kisses him and he finally gets a taste of the thing he's wanted for what felt like forever. His sister is still dead and he has no idea how he'll ever cope.

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I'd love to hear about any and all of your wips, though if you've any crumbs to share from London is lonely that's a cherry on top!

How about a little treat from inside the head from our lovely leading man, James Potter. I swear this chapter is almost done, I just need to figure out how to land to plane (end the chapter).

James in london is lonely is very similar to my swa james in terms of him being a nepo baby, but obviously in one he's very okay with it and it's an insecurity for sure, but loves his job. Whereas in london is lonely, he very much is adrift...I think a lot of people feel adrift during their first jobs after uni and wanted James to be that character for us in london is lonely. Lily meanwhile I think is very steadfast in wanting to work in law.

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James Potter is a nepo baby.

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i know most people ask about the canons, so i'm here to shake things up a bit: i'd love to hear more about everyone's next gen ocs! or i know that's kind of a broad question so maybe just your favorites or the ones you think about the most!

anon, we never got a notification for this message! thank you so much for sending it, sorry tumblr refused to let us know <3 this is such a great question

pearl's fave ocs:

abigail longbottom, probably one of the first ocs i ever settled on. she's neville and hannah's daughter, lucy's best friend, a gryffindor who never thinks of herself as brave. she's surrounded by very high-drama high-intensity gryffindors and is very quiet in comparison, but has a heart of steel. she gets pregnant by james when they're too young for a baby, keeps it, and eventually falls in love with fred while james figures out his various fuck-ups with some help

ysella fawley, one of albus and scorpius' best friends in their little slytherin circle. from a kinda new money pureblood family that found themselves on the up and up after the war when all the old money fams fell hard, she was raised rich and spoiled, but really cares about nothing besides quidditch and her best friends. and hooking up with girls.

sebastian rosier, not in any of the next-gen kids' squads but loosely associated with lucy through her drag racing, on a rival team full of spoiled rich brats (very much old money - rosier, shafiq, etc), his daddy funds the illegal race track and is also a mafia boss, got lots of issues. may or may not ever overcome them.

katherine parkinson, molly's work rival in adulthood, daughter of pansy's older brother, a nepo baby and journalist who is very cutthroat and calculated about getting ahead. becomes a political correspondent to the ministry, where she meets louis weasley, who falls in love with her on the spot. this causes a lot of issues because she's already betrothed to a pureblood guy whom she hates.

edelweiss urquhart, known as edie, pansy's daughter with orville urquhart. her parents are divorced, hate each other, and use her as a toy to compete with each other. gets bullied by the other slytherin girls in her year and ends up adopted by lily and dominique's gaggle of gryffindor girls instead.

jake longbottom, son of neville and hannah, abby's older brother, the quintessential golden gryffindor boy that all the other kids inevitably have to be compared to because he's just so put-together. becomes an auror like his godfather harry; privately a lot more of a mess than he'll ever let on. very hard to read.

luke, elijah, and marnie goldstein, children of anthony goldstein and hannah's little sister bethany. close family friends with the potters because bethany worked on the aurors with harry. luke and james are best friends in a very bro-y way; marnie is part of lily's troublemaker group; elijah and albus hooked up a few times in sixth year and now hate each other. it's great.

and many more ofc! hopefully everyone else comes to edit this <3

becca here, coming to add mine, but help, i have so many ocs, it's almost impossible for me to choose faves. this is really just a small selection i've picked at random:

iseult (issie) malfoy, younger sister (by five years) of scorpius, probably my number one kiddo, she ranks along with the canons for me. nobody who knows her, except her family who somehow managed to miss it, is surprised when she's sorted into gryffindor. she's physically fearless, obstinate, and much tougher than she looks. adores her immediate family (and has some struggles reconciling what she knows about them with how other people see them), but rebels stubbornly against their attempts to make her into a proper pureblood girl, because she's a leggings-wearing, grubby-fingered, harpies-supporting cat girl. eventually grows into herself, gains confidence, and ends up captaining the gryffindor quidditch team. probably plays professionally after hogwarts for a while, but i haven't got that far with her.

sophie longbottom, daughter of neville and hannah, the same year as iseult and also sorted into gryffindor. issie and sophie become best friends almost immediately, a fact their respective fathers just have to deal with (with varying levels of equanimity), because you don't argue with 11-year-old girls' friendships. sophie is a lively, friendly chatterbox, very socially confident, and absolutely unhesitant in choosing her friends. she's a little naive, and tends to assume that the world is a good and just place, and gets shocked by the bad sides of life. she tends (especially as a child) to assume that authority figures can be trusted and the system works, and gets a bit worried about things like breaking rules.

titus hart, one of my complete ocs, in that both his parents are also ocs, but please don't hold that against him. titus is lucy weasley's year (two years below lily and hugo), and his grandmother runs the white wyvern pub in knockturn alley, a seedy underworld hub. he's a slytherin, but never quite fits in with his pureblood housemates, since he's a halfblood from a family without much money. he's foul-mouthed, grumpy, and protects himself by pretending to be a dick, which works because he's also very large and looks intimidating. underneath it all, titus is an absolute sweetheart, you just have to earn his trust to see it. he is reluctantly dragged into lucy's hogwarts theatre club.

hazel kitson, a muggle, but stick with me. when hazel's six, she makes friends with the weird little boy with the strange name in the playground and, being six, is mostly unfazed by the revelation that he's a wizard. skip forward ten years, and hazel kitson and scorpius malfoy are the most unlikely pair of best friends ever. hazel is independent, resourceful, and eternally curious about everything. if she encounters a puzzle or mystery, she can't rest until she solves it, which becomes an issue when one of the puzzles she can't solve is james potter. (shameless plug for the fic i'm currently writing about this on ao3.)

dannicus (danny) urquhart, one of scorpius's closest friends at hogwarts. younger son of a traditional pureblood family, danny suffers from being the disappointing second to his golden boy brother auster, who, as well as being his parents' favourite, is also an enormous dick. danny can't stand most of his large family and disagrees with their (traditionalist) politics, but deals with that by pretending not to take anything seriously. one of his love languages is making fun of people, he loves to stir shit, and will never let go of anything. on the flip side, he's also surprisingly emotionally intelligent and open with his affections, and he's absolutely ride-or-die for his friends.

i'm going to leave it at 6, which is very restrained of me, there are so many more.

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Had an idea for a fame/modern Marauders au

Sirius Black is an artist, like he paints, and sculpts, he also models sometimes. James Potter is a professional football player. Peter Pettigrew is a screen writer. Remus Lupin is a trophy husband/comedian. Mary Macdonalds is a fashion designer. Dorcas Meadows is a runway model. Marlene McKinnon is a bassist and tattoo artist. Lily Evans is an theater actress, like Broadway acting. Evan Rosier is just a nepo baby. So is Pandora Rosier if I'm being honest but she models sometimes. Barty Crouch Jr is a singer. Regulus Black is a model/works for his parents although hes trying to get away from them. Amelia Bones is a fashion designer for movies. Emmeline Vance is a model.

And I want Sybill Trelawney to be in it too but I don't know what to make her job.

I kinda wanna make her be a psychic, like one in Vegas but idk 😭😭

There'll obviously be Wolfstar and Jegulus, and past Jily bc baby Harry, and marylily or maybe marylilydora (don't know if that's their ship name 😭😭 I forget), and possibly past Bartylus, and Rosekiller, and Peter x Sybill (still don't know their ship name 😭😭), and Amelia x Emmeline (don't know their ship name either 😭)

I wanna write this but idk if I will 😭 I'll probably do what I always do and write like one chapter and then not know where to go with it and it'll stay a wip