#jaune x elm

[brokentrafficknight]

Saph's reaction to Jaune bringing his new girlfriend to her house, Elm

[rachetmath]

Emerald: Ruby? Weiss? May I talk to both of you for one minute?

Ruby: Emerald? You want to talk?

Emerald: Yes.

Weiss: With us?

Emerald: Yes. Do you both have the time or not?

Weiss: Um… sure.

Ruby: This is rare so I am curious about how this conversation will go.

Emerald: Okay, good. Now, if you don’t feel comfortable, we can drop this. Alright?

Ruby: Okay.

Weiss: Absolutely.

Emerald: Good. So… which one of you is going to give it up to Jaune?

Weiss: WHAT THE-

Ruby: WHEN DID WE GET TO THIS POINT?! WHEN?!

Emerald: I’m just saying. When are any of you going to give the man something for his efforts?

Weiss: There is no way this is happening. Especially not from you.

Ruby: *looks around*

Emerald: Ruby what are you doing?

Ruby: Checking for cameras and microphones at the very least. But mainly to see if Nora or Blake are hiding anywhere. This is something straight out of their book. 

Emerald: Look, I’m just asking a simple question. Now Ruby I understand considering-

Ruby: No. Stop.

Emerald: I mean-

Ruby: Shut up.

Emerald: Fine. But you Weiss, I don’t understand.

Weiss: Alright look. I somewhat am impressed with Jaune, but I don’t like him like that. We’re just friends.

Ruby: Yeah and so are we!

Emerald: So after everything he’s done for both of you, you don’t think of him as anything other than a friend?

Ruby and Weiss: Yes.

Emerald: Even though he helps both of you. Saves both of you. And kept both your sisters alive.

Ruby: Um…

Weiss: I mean… yeah.

Emerald: Mhmm. Disappointing.

Ruby: Excuse me?

Emerald: I’m just saying I met no one besides Hazel and Mercury who would go that far for me. If I were you girls I try to keep that around.

Weiss: What are you trying to say?

Me: Cinder and Neo may have had a point. You two don’t deserve shit. Ungrateful bitches.

Weiss: Look, Emerald, Ruby and I care about Jaune. Plus, you make it sound like we don’t stand a chance now to get with him.

Emerald: Because you don’t. Especially when you had Jessica ahead of you both.  And she’s not from this universe.

Ruby: How do you know about Jessica?

Emerald: Jaune told me and he didn’t skip the details. 

Ruby: … … um…

Emerald: And he’s older now.

Weiss: But not as mature.

Emerald: How so? I mean, he cares about others. And he’s responsible. How does that not count as being mature?

Weiss: Well he yelled at Ruby.

Emerald: Did he have a reason?

Ruby: He was always angry and frustrated.

Emerald: Again did he have a reason?

Ruby and Weiss: Yes.

Emerald: Okay, look, if you girls don’t want him fine. Just don’t be mad when another woman decides to claim him. 

Ruby: Pfft like who?

Emerald: I don’t know. Maybe just any girl willing to put up with him. Help him. And unlike Pyrrha would take any opportunity to seal the deal. Maybe Winter. Elm. Me. Harriet. Possibly any one better.

Ruby: Hold on what you say.

Emerald: I said what I said.

Weiss: Emerald, you are no older than us. 

Emerald: I mean I can wait and if it doesn’t work out I’ll find someone new. But again… what about you Schnee cause I believe your chances are slim.

Weiss: What? 

Emerald: Because you are basic.

Weiss: Basic? Oh, I will show you ‘basic’.

Ruby: No, Weiss. Calm down. No.

Weiss: Let me go, Ruby. 

Emerald: Well I am going to take my leave. Later losers.

Weiss: I KILL YOU!!

[juanarc-thethird]

Valentine's Day letter now from Elm

Some are intimidated by her size, but after Jaune told her that big women are one of his tastes, what would she write to him? X3

Valentine's Day letters. (Elm)

Jaune: Nice, Elm sent me a Valentine's letter. Let's see what she wrote.

He opens the letter and says:

"I know I'm big, And I know you don't mind. So why don't you come here, And give Mommy a ride"

Jaune: *Red* I'm going to impregnate that woman.

[rocknroll7575]

Mk intro rusted knight jaune vs elm hammer knight twist

OK! Let's do this one!

XXX

Elm: *Slams Hammer on stage before lifting it up and resting it on her shoulder* Gonna die tonight lover boy~

Jaune (RK): *walks on the stage with his broken sword* How am I gonna die this time?

Elm: Your head crushed between these thighs~!

XXX

Jaune (RK): *Jumps off Juniper and lands on stage* You think you can take me on?

Elm: *Lands on stage with her hammer at her side* just like in bed, you'll be screaming by the end of this

Jaune (RK): Elm!

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

Okay Jaune you gotta tell me.

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Who is the roughest in bed between Harriet an Elm? Who makes you pass out quicker or breaks the bed faster Hmmmm?

I get too carried away sometimes with asks. 2900 words exactly with this one! Hope you enjoy! It's been a long time in the making.

Jaune felt his throat dry up with nervousness and fear as he was asked that question. His extreme nervousness was elevated because the two women in question were sitting right in front of him. The fear was from them staring at him without looking away, both expecting and waiting for him to answer as well.

Harriet was leaning back on the couch in front of him nonchalantly, arms resting on top of the back of the couch, and smirking at him. An expectant look was very present in her dark pink eyes. She had her left leg resting on top of her right knee, bouncing it a little bit while waiting for his answer.

Elm was also leaning back on the couch just like Harriet, but her chest was puffed out proudly. The look in her eyes was more eager than expectant. Her legs were also spread apart and taking up most of the remaining space on the couch.

And Jaune was sitting in an office chair in front of them, slowly rubbing his knees with his hands. Being under the gaze of the two Ace Operatives was making it much harder than it already was to answer the question.

"W-well..." Jaune cleared his throat to keep talking. "T-they're both... 'rough' in bed in some ways. H-Harriet..." Jaune stopped, looking at the smaller woman in front of him, basically asking if it was okay to keep talking. He just received a quick wink from her, and he guessed that was an affirmative. "She likes to g-go fast. Like, 'almost using her semblance' fast sometimes in bed. She doesn’t like to waste any time. She also makes me cum the fastest. I'd probably say that she makes me pass out the quickest just based on that alone..."

Harriet let a proud smile jerk the corner of her mouth upwards. She knew it, so did he, and so did anyone that overheard them fucking after a mission. Buuuut getting him to blush was still pretty fun~. "Come on Jaune, tell Elm the record."

Jaune felt a mix of arousal and unease fill his crotch and stomach as she said that. He swallowed hard before speaking. "R-record? W-what record?"

Harriet leaned forward, uncrossing her legs and placing her elbows on her knees. All while smirking deviously. "The record of how quickly I've made you shoot that big load of yours before~."

Jaune's ears and cheeks exploded in a red blush. He wanted to say nothing, but he also didn’t want Harriet trying to break said record anytime soon. “..F-forty-eight seconds...”

“Good boy~.”

While Harriet drank in how red Jaune was turning, Elm was getting a bit impatient. With a grunt, she sat forward too. “That’s all nice and good, but how many beds has she broken with you Jaune~?”

“T-two.”

Elm eyebrows raised up slightly in surprise. “Oh... I actually wasn’t expecting that.” Elm looked next to her at her teammate. “Color me impressed Hare.”

Harriet gave a slight shrug with her shoulders paired with a cocky smirk. “What can I say, he makes it hard to stop sometimes.”

“Oh I know he does.” Elm crossed her arms under her much larger chest and matched Harriet’s smirk with her own. “Let me know when that number gets up into the double digits though, then we’ll talk.”

Harriet sensed the challenge Elm was putting in front of her, it was hard to miss. So she met it head on like she always did with any challenge. “Is that so Elm?”

“Mmmhm. The quickest one to go was after only 30 seconds of me riding his dick after 20 minutes of foreplay~. I didn’t stop riding him though. Like you said, it’s hard to stop sometimes~.”

Harriet nodded in understanding. She had said it because it was true, so she couldn’t deny it. “It sure is~. So you got the roughest while I have the quickest. No surprise there, but we still have something to figure out.” Elm nodded in agreement with her teammate. “Oh Jaaaune~?”

Jaune gulped nervously as he felt a sense of danger creeping up on him. “Y-yes Harriet?”

Elm and Harriet showed amazing teamwork as they both leaned in, looking Jaune dead in the eyes as they said together, “Which one of us do you like more~?”

The danger was no longer creeping! The danger was now pretty well known! The danger was very prevalent! Jaune stuttered harder than he had during any point of the conversation. “I-I-I-I don’t think I can answer that...”

Harriet chuckled before she responded. “And why’s that~?”

“W-well… I don’t think i-it’s nice or fair to compare you two.”

Elm disagreed, “I think it is.”

Harriet was not far behind her. “I don’t mind.”

Jaune let out a little groan at the two women in front of him. Of course they would be fine with trying to find out who was ‘better’. Jaune mentally scrambled for a quick way out of this that wouldn’t end badly for him. After a few seconds of thinking, Jaune one more time. “Well... it isn’t a fair comparison, you two are so different.”

“But that’s not what we’re asking you. One of us is still better in bed right? At least one of us has to be better for you right~?”

Jaune silently cursed Harriet for reasoning it out that way. “Well… I-I still won’t answer. And you can’t force me to.”

At Jaune’s declaration, Harriet simply looked over to Elm, still smiling. “He’s avoiding the question, Elm.”

“Not much of a surprise really. We sort of knew he would try to.”

“Plan B then?

Elm smirked and nodded, licking her upper lip as she did. “Oh absolutely~.”

Before Jaune could interrupt or get a word out to ask what they were talking about, they jumped into action. Harriet rushed forwards at Jaune with her semblance activated, making a trail of electricity behind her as she lunged forwards. She landed right in Jaune’s lap in less than a second and quickly draped her arms over his shoulders. Jaune instinctively placed his own hands on her waist. His blush didn’t go down at all as he looked at Harriet. His wide, surprised eyes meeting her half-lidded, sultry ones. 

Jaune was so enraptured with her gaze that he didn’t know Elm had moved as well until her big, firm hands rubbed along his upper arms. She chuckled right in his ear as hands moved down towards his chest, then suddenly pulled him back so that he was held against the back of the chair. He squirmed a little instinctively, but he didn’t have any leverage to get himself free, and he definitely wasn’t strong enough to overpower Elm.

Two gentle chuckles from both Ace Ops got Jaune back to reality. “U-uuuh… L-ladies? W-what are you doing!?” His voice was both alarmed and nervous.

Harriet leaned in closer towards Jaune’s face. “Helping you decide, Jaune. Elm and I have been talking a lot recently, and we have both been reeeeally wanting to know something.” At this point, Harriet had started rocking back and forth in Jaune’s lap, letting her toned butt push into his thighs rhythmically.”Who do you like doing it with more~? And we both think that since you can’t, or won’t, make a decision on your own, the best way for us to figure this out for ourselves is to compare how great we are in the sheets at the same time~.”

Elm mumbled in a low voice, “This is going to be so much fun~” from behind Jaune’s right ear before she gently began nuzzling that side of his neck. Her soft lips were dragging along Jaune’s warm skin and her nose was rubbing cutely side-to-side on every now and then on Jaune’s neck as well. 

Jaune’s breath hitched instantly as he felt the pleasant tickling on his neck. Elm’s warm skin just lightly pressing against his own was sending shivers down his back. As the pleasant shiver passed, Jaune stuttered out, “Y-you two can’t be serious…”

“Oh as serious as a Grimm attack Jauney~.” Harriet’s hot breath went right in his left ear as she spoke. “I mean, unless you want us to stop that is. We’re not going to make you do this.” Despite what she was saying, Harriet kept rolling her hips on Jaune’s lap. Elm had also stepped up her game as well and was now lightly kissing different parts of Jaune’s neck, traveling all along the back and right side of exposed flesh. Elm’s big hands had also slid much lower. She was now rubbing his abs and toying with the hem of his hoodie.

“So what do you say Jaune~? Wanna find out with us?” 

Harriet’s question registered in the blonds head, but the sensations he was being put under and the strange reality of the situation made him unable to answer right away. Then Elm’s hands went under his hoodie, now rubbing his bare stomach. 

Harriet’s hands started playing with his hair.

Elm’s kisses turned into softly nibbling his neck.

Harriet’s mouth was still right next to ear… and she was purposefully still blowing into it with gentle breaths. 

And then she licked his ear lobe!

It was all too much! He was just one man! How could he handle all of this!?

“W-wait! S-stop!”

Immediately at Jaune’s statement, Elm and Harriet had listened. They both stopped there teasing on Jaune, pulled their heads and hands back, and looked at him. Though Jaune was still reeling from what he’d just experienced, he could tell they were a little shocked and disappointed. He could see it on Harriet’s face and heard the smallest of whines behind him from Elm. Jaune hadn’t even meant to say that out loud! But now that he had, and both women had indeed kept their word and did as he asked. Despite not wanting to, they stopped in the middle of their teasing. Now they were both looking at Jaune, waiting for something else from him.

However, nothing came from him.

Harriet just looked down and sighed, before muttering, “Okay then, I guess not.” The smaller Ace op started to slide back, getting off of Jaune’s lap. Just as one foot touched the floor, Jaune’s hands on her waist tightened on her and kept her from moving farther away, catching Harriet a little by surprise once more. 

She looked back up at Jaune and saw his massive blush was still there, but so were the pieces of a smile. Then as she was looking him in the eye, those pieces fully formed into a lopsided, excited grin!

“I-I meant… stop… because don’t you think the bed or the couch would give us some more room?”

Jaune was only one man. A man that despite the vast odds against him, wanted whatever heaven  was going to happen and the consequences that came from it.

“Oh ho   ho~! You little shit~!” Elm immediately was back into her previous levels of excitement. Her arms were wrapped back around the knight’s upper half again, one hand reaching up as she did so and cupped his chin to turn his head. When his head was turned far enough, Elm leaned her head over his shoulder and captured his lips in a searing kiss.

Their lips remained locked for several seconds, with Elm dominating his mouth the entire time. Her tongue easily pushed his back and she sucked on his upper lip as she pulled back, slowly pulling it with her. She let it go and watched as Jaune tried to keep moving his head towards her for more. “Hehehe, easy boy. Plenty more where that came from~. And I’m definitely paying you back for that little fakeout!” In a bit of a showy fashion, Elm spread her arms out and let go of Jaune.

Seizing the open, Harriet finished standing up off of Jaune’s lap. She grabbed his hand as she did and pulled him to his feet with her. She smirked as his head snapped to look forwards after he stumbled out of the chair. She caught his eyes as she led him over to the couch they’d been sitting on before. She saw a wild, reckless excitement in his sapphire gems, and it made all the more excited as well.

Jaune was basically flung into the couch and immediately felt hands pulling at his clothing after his butt hit the cushion. He did his best to help, though it was barely needed. Harriet and Elm got his clothes off easily enough and soon he had nothing on other than his socks, and a topless Harriet on his lap stroking his cock down between her thighs. Jaune’s lips trembled as he moaned under her smooth handjob.

“Elm, I see his mouth is still available. Do you want to take it?”

“Hell yes I do~.”

Jaune was guided, rather firmly, to the fall to the side by a set of hands and laid down on his back, and stared up at the exposed, wet pussy of Elm. And it was as beautiful as always.

“Are you ready to really test your skills Arc~?” Elm reached down and spread her lower lips for Jaune to see. Jaune dumbly nodded to answer her question. Elm smirked down at him as swayed her hips slightly, giving Jaune a tantalizing show. “Then open up my little knight~.”

Before Jaune could willingly do as he was told, a sudden gasp did the job for him as he felt a warm, soft mouth wrap around his cock. He had totally forgotten about Harriet, who seemed to be content staying low on Jaune and wrapping her lips around his shaft in a surprise assault. Jaune didn’t get a chance to let out another sound though as Elm lowered herself down and planted her pussy on his mouth, starting to rock herself on Jaune’s face.

The two women moaned as they finally began to have the fun they’d been waiting for since they sat down to question Jaune. Harriet bobbed her head up and down Jaune’s cock while having a hand stuck down her pants, rubbing her cunt over her underwear. Elm felt Jaune’s tongue work like magic as he explored every inch of her pussy that he could reach with it.

And Jaune was in absolute bliss experiencing it all. A pair of thick thighs resting around his head as he ate out the beautiful giantess Elm Ederne, and having his cock sucked at a perfect, fast pace by the gorgeous speedster Harriet Bree was incredible. Absolute heaven.

And Jaune’s heaven had only just started.

For nearly the next two hours, all three of them experienced pleasures they hadn’t tried before. Jaune being fucked in the amazon position by Elm as Harriet took her own ride on Jaune’s face. Her pussy muffled his moans as Elm dropped her pelvis down rapidly, making Jaune’s cock bottom out in her each time. Then they moved on to Jaune fucking Harriet in a doggy style as he made out with Elm. Or more accurately, Elm kissed him with a loving ferocity and wouldn’t stop while Harriet moaned and told Jaune to go harder. 

Harriet and Elm even got handsy with each other in the heat of the moment. Harriet didn’t mean to grab Elm’s tit, but she’d admittedly hadn’t been looking as Jaune fucked Harriet on her side. And when the tall woman moaned as she had another make out session with Jaune from her sudden touch, she didn’t want to just stop. And it was only fair for Elm to return the favor by squeezing and rubbing Harriet’s ass while Jaune managed to fuck Elm in a mating press and was fingering Harriet next to them.

On and on it went between them. The two Ace Ops finding new favorite ways to fuck their lover, discovering some fun between themselves in the process, and Jaune doing his best to keep up.

And he did not disappoint at all, much to the ladies' joy~. 

However, despite both of the women’s valiant attempts, Jaune never did reveal who he thought was better, no matter how much they pleased him and drained his balls. Simply because he was on the verge of passing out by the end of it. Eventually the Ace Op women did stop, as Jaune couldn’t keep going. Truthfully, they were getting a bit tired as well, but with the way they’d been trading off riding his cock and teasing other parts of his body they could have kept going much longer than Jaune. 

So after Harriet dismounted Jaune’s dick when he finished pumping his final, much smaller load into her and Elm had moved their drained boy to a bed to lay down, Elm got in the bed behind him and hugged Jaune into her body. Harriet climbed into the bed as well and Jaune used his remaining strength to hold her from behind. As their knight immediately fell asleep, the two Ace Ops agreed to try and find out the answer to their question again, but at another time. Jaune certainly gave quite an impressive performance to the both of them when he was trying to outlast two sexy operatives~. He also certainly seemed to have the ability to improve even more.

After discussing that, they had also agreed that they could both add a broken couch to their records~.

[howlingday]

Jaune: (Stiffens)

Ren: Jaune?

Nora: Everything okay? (Follows Jaune's gaze to Elm in front of them) Oh, I get it~...

Ren: Get what?

Jaune: (Gulps) G-Guys... She has a FAT ASS... and I really, REALLY wanna smack it.

Elm: (Glances behind her) Excuse me?

Jaune: (Flinches)

Elm: Care to repeat that, little man?

Jaune: Uh... oh...

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Jaune: (On the ground, Crushed by thighs)

Ren: JAUNE!

Nora: I guess this is what they mean by, "Thick Thighs End Lives," huh?

Ren: Nora, please!

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Clover: There you are, Ederne. Please, have a seat.

Elm: Thank you, sir, but I'll stand. (Winces, Thinking) Damn, that kid's got an arm...

[arc-misadventures]

Smol Jaune MFK: Elm, Harriet, Winter

Smol Juane: MFK

Jaune: Alrighty then… If I must play this game, then I shall; To start off, I would like to marry you, Miss Winter Schnee.

Winter: R-Really? M-M-Me?! Why me?

Jaune: I am am a man of class, and I would desire to marry a woman of such equal class such as a lady as yourself my love.

Winter: O-Oh… oh my~!

Elm: Oh smooth~!

Jaune: If I must lay with a woman, it would be you, Elm.

Elm: Hell yeah you would~! Just let me get some stretches in beforehand this time.

Winter: T-This time…?

Jaune: And, I would regretfully have to slay you then, Miss Bree.

Harriet: I’d like to see you try, shorty…

Jaune: A duel to the death then? I accept! We shall fight with glory, and honour!

Harriet: Bring it you pint sized twat!

Winter: …

Elm: …

Winter: They’re going to hate fuck aren’t they?

Elm: And, it is going to be so spicy~!

[misterlazer]

They're Bad at Hiding It

Winter: Marrow, Jaune. Nice of you to join us this morning.

Marrow: Good morning! 

Jaune: Morning!

Winter: You two seem to be in high spirits. Did something special happen last night?

Jaune: Oh, nothing much. Just slept well.

Harriet: Really? It wouldn't have anything to do with you sneaking into Marrow's room, would it?

Jaune & Marrow's faces began to turn pink

Marrow: Wha-? He didn't-

Yang: Or the fact that you two are holding hands?

Their hands quickly let go. The pink shade on their faces deepened. 

Jaune: T-that was an accident! Really!

Blake: And what about those marks on your necks?

The blushes became red

Marrow: Just a rash!

Winter: Oh, I'm sure~

Jaune: Seriously! It's all nothing!

Marrow: Yeah, you guys are just looking into things too much!

Elm: Haha, well, if you say so. And Marrow…

Marrow: Yeah?

Elm: You never told us you can howl~

[brokentrafficknight]

Hammer Knight. At least I think that is the name for Jaune and Elm. I love the pairing.

[iamafanofcartoons]

RWBY is a good show, and I’m tired of people pretending its not!

I’m sorry, I’m just so tired of all these random claims that RWBY is “boring anime cliche” or “racist white male writing”, So...let’s go over them in segments

Female characters:

Aren’t walking fanservice shots and aren’t sexualized

Aren’t degraded in their field (combat, tactics, dust usage, etc) to boost up male characters (cause seemingly female characters being too skilled at something is emasculating to incels)

When a woman says no to a man, the man takes no for an answer and doesn’t keep trying. (So dear Hbomberguy, stop claiming that Weiss x Jaune was ever a thing)

Women don’t require a man to “Defend their honor” (This is in response to the dude who harassed me in anonymous about V5 who was upset that Yang punched a creep)

Aren’t woobified or emotionally weakened, instead having reactions to things like normal human beings. (Sorry Shonen anime which loves to make women woobified or emotionally weakened vs men) Being capable of emotions but also doing things effectively.

Aren’t made into waifu for male characters. Nora is still a badass and even being allowed to explore who she is outside of Ren, which runs against the usual anime/manga bs. Weiss didn’t get with Jaune after finding out he helped w/ Neptune. Blake actually defended her boundaries when Sun crossed certain lines (even though they’re brotp not romantic, he’s a male character that could’ve been put as a pseudo-love interest). Yang is also shown to be more than just Blake’s GF as we see in Ruby Yang interactions, Yang vs Salem, Yang ageeing to talk with Robyn. They’re all their own characters not trying to be the perfect wife for a male character.

LGBT+ characters:

aren’t in a world of “everyone is gay or straight”, so for me at least coming across as more impactful

have Ilia (lesbian); Coco (lesbian); Terra (wlw) and Saphron (wlw) also married and w/ kid that aren’t treated different to any other couple; Scarlet (gay-male); Nolan (implied, I think its at this point and not confirmed, mlm); May (non-deadnamed, voiced by and helped crafted with the help of a trans VA, and not having her trans status be the central element of her character trans character); Blake (bi) and Yang (wlw) that are a main pair that are being allowed to build to a relationship at the same pacing as the hetero alt. pairing. BB being naturally built up and not rushed into a relationship, though still soft-canon locked in via Nora.

Are ALL ALIVE (funny how the straight white male characters get killed off?)

PoC characters:

Includes Marrow, Pietro, Joanna, Flynt, Yatsuhashi, Lie Ren, and Robyn as default heroes side

Includes Emerald having switched to the heroes side after having it foreshadowed in v3. Also possibly Elm and Harriet, depending on where they go in the future.

includes Sienna, who was admittedly actual wasted potential, being contrasted against Adam as the morally better version of violence in activism. A controlled violence actually giving a shit rights activist leader vs. a co-opting murderous abusive bloodthirsty psychopathic terrorist.

are easily the lesser in villain count vs. Caucasian villains.

So can the RWDE please stop trying to claim how RWBY isn’t better than anime/manga at least, but overall “isn’t progressive” in these areas.

Adam Taurus represents a very real element in real life regarding “Radical civil rights movements” ; extremism and co-opters; While the actual faunus rights aspect on its own is given a sympathetic light repeatedly. We also have Ilia Amitola, the female POC lesbian, get a redemption. While Adam Taurus, the cis white male edgelord? Is Evil  and gets his death by double penetration at the hands of two lesbians. (Edit: yes, I know Blake is Bi, as is her VA. It was an expression explaining how cis white male “authority” individuals get emasculated)

The WF has a lot of references, not specifically the Black Panther one. Also the WF on its own is fine, its the version that gets corrupted by Adam’s psychotic co-opting terrorist ass that is the problem.

 Reflective of reality where if any group for any cause crosses into violence that involves innocent bystanders; then they lose any credibility and are nothing more than terrorists. I don’t care what the cause is. Which is exactly what the WF under Adam presents; but is just 1 vein of it with Sienna’s vein existing, Ghira’s, and even Blake’s. Was it handled perfectly? No, you could have easily have shaved time from Adam to give to Sienna and had her live to continue. Personally I found Sienna to be the actual wasted potential, but EruptionFang naturally loves cis white male evil men as his favorite Meow Meows. Don’t even try to recommend a gay or bisexual dude to rwby critics, they’ll flip and call it pandering.

The MC’s aren’t remotely “paper thin”, nor secondaries. Heck the only ones that fit that bill are characters in the tertiary vein that are supposed to be that way. The “two traits” falls apart if one actually pays attention to the characters.

And most fixit fanfics not only sexualize the characters in a show with no fanservice...

Sadly they also overfocus on male characters and have their favorite male characters talk down the female main characters.

Robyn Hill represents the people standing up NOT against the military, but against fascism/totalitarianism. We see that for all the “good intentions” that Ironwood MAY have? It is always sabotaged by him. Ironwood backstabs Ozpin, brings an Army as a show of force, does multiple projects behind people’s backs, and yet displays more than few acts of hypocrisy. Volume 7 literally showed him acting as a dictator because he believed that only he knew the answer to everyone’s problems. Yet the consequences of HIS actions are what led to Atlas Downfall. Yang and Blake even tried to get Robyn to work with Ironwood and Robyn was literally willing to do so. Which of course pissed off Ironwood stans that anyone, especially a POC hero of the people, would stand against a Cis White Male Authority figure. The elections in V7 meant that anyone’s authority could be challenged by the people. Of COURSE Ironwood stans REFUSE to acknowledge the election part was good.

The attempt to balance idealism with realism is pretty interesting. What do you do against an enemy with an unlimited army, immortality, and agents who seek to turn everyone against each other? Do you submit to the “inevitable?” Or do you keep fighting to the end, instead prolonging the end?

You can think of this as having borrowed a theme or two from dark souls!

RWBY is at the very least leaps and bounds beyond most anime it's close in genre with. I remember seeing, partially in jest, the idea that RWBY has half the fanbase it does for being an action anime with a female case and no fanservice and I think it might almost literally be true.

It is depressingly hard to find a decent action show with a female cast that doesn't sexualize them in gross ways. Even shows I like on the whole end up doing that.

Of course, the points regarding love are helped by the fact that a good chunk of the female cast is front and center in the story. They’re largely in the driver seat and aren’t secondary to any male titular protagonist. Thus you don’t get cases where a girl on the main cast is there to be… the girl.

In any other story, Oscar and/or Jaune  would be front and center. Heck, the three creators of RWBY are guys before their team grew so you’d think they’d “write what they know.” Yet they stick to their guns on having girls get shit done.

One Anime a person I know felt came close to this was, if you can believe it, Fairy Tail where Natsu might’ve been the prominent ass kicker but Erza is the one effectively leader the team, Wendy goes on an arc of learning to love herself and Lucy grows into the wizard that leads the charge against Acnologia.

Yet it sent mixed signals with how the girls (those of age) had designs that left little to the imagination. I can appreciate an artist honest in his horniness… but the Anime did something right when it came to Erza’s torture in Tartaros that helped sell the gravitas of the traumatic experience.

RWBY feels like the above but far more refined in execution. There’s a time and place for schlocky cheesecake but not when it clashes with the narrative and themes overall.

So tell me...without using Hbomberguys’ repeated false information about the “love triangle” or “self-insert” slander...how would YOU respectfully criticize RWBY?  How would you claim to be “a critic” yet still encourage people to watch RWBY? 

If you try to bring up Hbomb’s 2.5 hour hate video, then anyone who tries to claim that a video from 2 years ago no longer is relevant is just being hypocritical. (Looking at you, RWDE Apologist, you know who you are)

Oh, one more thing. RWBY seasons 1-3 were the weakest in terms of writing and animation. But even so, the fact of the matter is that anything that happened in those seasons are ignored by critics, theorists, and straight shippers.

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[juanarc-thethird]

Elm is tall enough to kabedon Jaune and actually look down on him. And if he blushes at her flirting, then he is already hers.

Jaune is walking through the halls of Atlas Academy humming his favorite song, Break my stride by Matthew Wilder. Suddenly "BAM!" one arm slams into the wall next to his, stopping him in his tracks and pinning him down.

Elm: *Looking down to him* Where do you think you're going little men~💕

Jaune: *Looking up* Wow, Elm you scared me. You need something?

Elm: *Gets closer to him* Not really.

Jaune: *Nervous* Um... Ok

Elm: What's wrong? Are you nervous?

Jaune: *Moves back against the wall* N-No

Elm leaned in a little closer, putting her chest almost in his face. Jaune glanced at her chest and quickly looked away blushing.

Elm: *Smile* Are you blushing? How cute~💕

Jaune: Please stop, is not funny.

He says it while trying to make himself as small as possible just to get some space. Elm then puts her other arm against the wall, completely trapping him.

Elm: I'll get to the point, I like you and I want you to be mine. What do you say?

Jaune: *Looking down* Well...

She removes one of her hands from the wall and with it lifts Jaune's face up by the chin.

Elm: Come on big boy, you don't like the idea of being cuddled up with a big woman?~

Jaune: *Blushing hard* Um...

She then begins to slowly bring her face closer to him.

Elm: Doesn't that sound good?~

Jaune: *Red* Hey wait-

Jaune is interrupted by a deep kiss from Elm. At first he was surprised, but with the sweet taste and softness of her lips, little by little he let himself be carried away. Elm could feel me, so she took this opportunity. She presses her body against him, making him feel her chest as she presses her leg into his crotch. Stimulating him a bit.

Jaune, without realizing it, was trapped like a bee in a pot of honey. Elm moves away, giving space for both of them to breathe. She tenderly looks into Jaune's eyes and then she says.

Elm: Do you want to continue somewhere more private?

Jaune: *Bewitched by Elm's charm* Y-Yes...

Elm: Let's go to my room then.

She gently takes Jaune's hand and leads him to her room. Completely sealing her conquest in love.

Elm: *Excited* (Yes! He is finally mine!~💕)

[didyoutrydynamite]

I didn't think Arslan would go after Jaune..it is like Elm going after him when Harriet clearly likes him.

I got a question after saying this. What would a Jaime X Reese X Harriet three way pairing be called? Two fast and cocky girls that are both tomboyish.

Tripping Hazard.

[dove-bronzewing]

Rwby Season 9 Episode 5 Spoilers

People are crushed with jaunes new dilemma I personally love it. I still dunno how they'll deal with it after they leave magic land. But people are basically crushed that their ships are basically dead in the water....now hear me out.... Jaune X Winter, willow, raven, elm, Harriet, and Cinder if you want to be just plain sick. Jaune has reached official DILF status.

[kob131]

"The writers aren't going to listen to their fans, because they can't even be bothered to listen to their own staff, because they "learned their lesson" to "listen to their gut" and "stick to their guns," and to ignore anybody who tries to educate their CisHet White Male selves on the matters of positive and accurate representation. Not just queer, but with everything. It happened with Jaune>Ruby, it happened with the White Fang, it happened with Emerald, it happened with Flynt Coal, it happened with Jaune>Ruby again, it happened with Yang, it happened with Cinder, it happened with Tyrian, it happened with Jaune>Ruby again, it happened with Pilot Boi, it happened with Ghira, it happened with Blake, it happened with Leo, it happened with Ilia, it happened with Sienna, it happened with Adam, it happened with Oz, it happened with Salem, it happened with Jaune>Ruby again, it happened with Terra Cotta, it happened with Ironwood, it happened with Marrow, it happened with Elm, it happened with Vine, it happened with Harriet, it happened with Clover, it happened with Qrow, it happened with Winter, it happened with Penny, it happened with Jaune>Ruby again - over and over and over and over and over, the fans have spent the past ten years explaining exactly how and why [X problem] was actually a real, tangible problem, with the writers either blatantly ignoring it, or hand-waving it away with vague and empty promises to "be better about it," only to pull the exact same shit all over again.

Ten years of hundredth chances, ten years of patient (or in some cases, not so patient, which is why we get villainized) adherence to the "Just Wait" rule, ten years of practically begging to see even tiny improvements only to be left hanging (or worse, to be directly baited as Eddy admitted happened with Fair Game, and then to be attacked directly by crwby itself and treated as if we were "just imagining things" and that we were "just horny salty fanboys" and that "it's not bait if we never intended to canonize the worm in the first place" and that it's our fault we were foolish enough to think Rooster Teeth would include queer rep and tentatively bit down on the hook) ten years of having it be PROVEN to us that the people who do most of the writing for RWBY write it specifically with a White Straight Male audience in mind, because at the time of RWBY's creation, data shows that Rooster Teeth's fanbase was 93% Male identified and 7% Female identified, and the separate demographic that was attracted solely to RWBY itself was just basically bonus income on top of that."

I saw this and I think it's a good showcase of an older RWBY critics. So let this be a lesson to the RWBY stans who not so coincidentally sound exactly the same.

For those who don't know what they're referring to, an old RWBY AMA on Reddit had this from Miles-

"-Boi howdy, did that take us by surprise. There's always a background character that gets super popular. Last season it was the Waitress. This season it was Pilot Boi and Cute Faunus Guard. Interesting story, we originally had a line for the Pilot that subtly told the audience he had a boyfriend back in Atlas (this was done in our attempt to get better about having more LGBTQ+ representation). However, when scripts went out to the team, a number of crew members were concerned that our first homosexual character with a line of dialogue addressing his sexuality was going to die in the very next episode and was "also kind of a selfish jerk". Soooo, we scrapped the line. Next thing we know, he's the most popular character of the volume and we're kicking ourselves for not sticking to our guns."

And the whole spiel is about how they wanted to keep Pilot as LGBT due to his popularity even though he's bAd rEP. Except that what makes bad representation (being stereotypical, being one dimensional ect.) makes a bad character IN GENERAL. It's why bad writers, no matter their subgroup, can't write good representation- You have to be a good writer. And given that Pilot Guy was so prevelant in Volume 5, he clearly resonated with/entertained so many people. So making him LGBT would have made a fan favorite LGBT, making it far more likely he'd be accepted. That's what happened with Illa. It's what happened with May.

But then, they don't care about the writing. Read it again- they care that the people don't have the right fucking genitals or melatonin content. Or rather, they don't get what they want EXACTLY when they want it. So they lash out like selfish children, crying about how thy don't get their cookie until after dinner. Except they DID get their cookie and they're being a greedy shithead.

Example? OP's own fucking examples.

Jaune>Ruby? Only happened in Volume 1...in the most shallow way possible (given that Ruby herself was a big part of JAUNE'S OWN ARC). Volume 2 gave her the involvement with the actual plot as well as her moment with Penny, Volume 3 gave her Penny's death, Pyrrha's death and being the driving force behind THE REST OF THE SHOW and Jaune got...a half baked arc that was made about Ruby in the only Volume where it got more than a episode (Volume 4).

The White Fang? Basically just "FUCK YOU FOR NO SUPPORING MY POLITICS!" With said politics being "Let me be as racist as a person from the 1920's.'

Emerald? Basically 'HOW DARE YOU MAKE A VILLAIN DARK SKINNED?!' while ignoring that she was a better person than her white cohorts (Roman, Mercury, Cinder).

Flynt Coal? Calling racism over a name (because 'black black')...while ignoring the German 'White White' girl.

Yang? That they skipped over her character arc...then gave her the lion's share of Volume 5 which they ignored because Jaune got mad at the woman who murdered his best friend for nothing was right there.

Cinder? Talking about her being a bland villain...which got shot and killed in Volumes 7 and 8.

Tyrian? Something something 'psychopath is offensive to people with mental disorders'. Completely ignoring LEGITIMATE PSYCHOPATHS..

Pilot Boy? See above.

Ghira? Something about him not being allowed to be seen as competent. ... Even though they accept Sienna being competent despite doing ACTIVE harm because Blake said so...in the same monologue saying Ghira was just as effective and more stable, just slower.

Blake? Her acting 'like a bitch' in Volume 4 despite the very clear reason of 'I just went through tramuatic events and am going through an arc.'

Leo? That having a Fanaus headmaster be a villain was racist. Even though he was still better than every other villain not named 'Emerald' present. He even got a shot in against Raven.

Illa? Psycho Lesbian...right in front of Adam 'Wannabe Racial Supremacist' Taurus. Also got redeemed and everyone went mysteriously quiet, almost like no one wanted to own up to their bullshit.

Sienna? See the WF section and add in racism accusations because Indonesians can't handle a fictional character dying apparently.

Adam? See WF section AGAIN.

Ozpin? Calling out the CRWBY for having the leader of the good guys preaching trust keeping VERY IMPORTANT secrets because 'uwu sad backstory'...after spending three years calling him the true secret bad guy.

Salem? Something about her not being a good villain because generic, cookie cutter complaints that really mean 'You will never appease us, slave.'

Terra Arc-Cotta? 'Racism' 'Why?' 'Fuck you!!!'

Ironwood? Some bullshit excuse about prosthetics that fails when you look at everyone with prosthetics which is just a cover for 'Gimmie my husbando or else.'

Elm, Harriet, Vine, Marrow? See above because no one talks about them outside of being an extension of James.

Clover and Qrow? 'We decided they were gay which not even half of the LGBT fanbase saw so you did a bad.'

20 swings, all misses.

This is not some grand outlier either. I have seen HUNDREDS, if not a THOUSAND criticisms. I have seen about a couple dozen stragglers and a half dozen consistent producers of good criticism...of which only THREE (Faboover, that Whitely Blog and Dual) are still around.

It's all just entitlement. 'You dared to ascertain your ownership over something you made so now I will bully you into compliance.'

As OP would say, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

Tens of thousands of chances on hitting a fucking t-ball. They always miss, split their head open on the bat and then try suing for damages after proclaiming themselves so much better than the coach.

Fair Game is a perfect example. Nothing was explictly romantic...or even implictedly. It was just some guys bonding. I have seen actual ship baiting (Amorshipping from Pokemon) and Fair Game does not fit. People picked up on some flirty animation that the WRITERS didn't intend for, used a character for their purpose and people shat themselves. Blaming them for YOUR immaturity is fucking disgusting.

But hey, this is how the crowd has ALWAYS worked. Don't give them what they want immediately? 'Kill yourself, Monty hates you.' Give them a background couple? 'Give us a major character, kill yourself.' Give them a tragic villain with a defined personality? 'Psycho Lesbian, kill yourself.' Give them a couple with a child? 'Doesn't count, kill yourself.'

Time after time after time after time after time- They demand shit by using their DEAD FRIEND as a soapbox and bludgeon and then move the goalposts so they can threaten and attack them.

We know this for a fact- the Camp Camp blog incident provided the psychos.

Oh did you think I forgot? Silly little fragile hypocrite- I will never forget.

You fucks are some of the most psychotic pieces of shit I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. I also remember how the very SECOND you got push back, that you had to eat your own shit for once, you cried foul.

No matter what you fucks try, I will not forget. And you will NEVER escape your bullshit.

You don't deserve to be listen to. You deserve every little bit of pettiness and disdain...times a hundred.

P.S. They do mention the Glassdoor incident...for half a paragraph.

"ACTUAL LIVING PEOPLE got hurt? Eh...BU WHAT ABOUT MY EGO?!"

[the-path-to-redemption]

ask meme - renora, elm x vine, frostbite

ask meme

Long post ahead

Renora

Get my boy Ren away from that white bitch, she does not deserve him. SHE DOES NOT DESERVE REN FOR THE BULLSHIT SHE PUT HIM THROUGH.

This ship is another one that Canon made me DESPISE it, and by extension Nora. I'm sorry, but I was fucking seething at the way she treated him. Nora didn't give a shit that Ren was stressed out about their situation (rightfully so), instead of listening to his worries she kissed him without consent, when he got justifiably angry with the crew, she joined the rest of them white bitches and made him out to be the VILLAIN when he came in to check on her.

Hello? Nora, Ren just got through hell, being slammed through rocks, dragged across the tundra trying to save Oscar, had to save Jaune and Yang's useless asses, got shit on by Yang for being frustrated, met the devil and barely survived an explosion, and you still think he was being irrational?? And it's his fault that your relationship deteriorate??? Bitch, have some fucking self awareness.

I legit have no love for Nora or the ship anymore. Sign this petition to get Ren better friends, God bless 🙏

Elm x Vine

Jesus Christ, were these two done wrong.

I wanted to see more of them to be honest, but both Elm and Vine were victims of RT's racism, so sadly we have shit for them. I wanted them to be on screen more damn it, I know these two are married!!

But overall, it's the same with any Clover ships. They're cute, but nothing more because these guys don't got shit to them.

Frostbite (Adam x Weiss)

Fuck you RT, they are fucking foils to each other and if you would let them meet, your show would've worth something FUCK YOU GIVE THEM TO ME SOBS

Adam and Weiss should have met, and they should've kicked Jacques' ass together. Weiss should have been confronted with the sin of her family's legacy, and Adam should have been able to have his pain be fuckimg recognized. WE DESERVED BETTER THAN THIS.

They were hurt by the same name, by the same man, and lost a part of themselves that they will never physically or mentally get back. These two have so much narrative foil to each other, and I will never be happy again thinking about what canon did to this potential. FUCK YOU RT.

[arc-misadventures]

Is Ozpin's surprised by Dwarf Jaune making his own kingdom or is this normal Arc behaviour in they are all born to lead

The Cost of a Crown

Ironwood: Ozpin, we have a situation!

James Ironwood burst into, Ozpin’s office to be met with piles of paper strewed all about his office. Bag, cups, and mugs of coffee were laying about amongst them. And, at a desk covered by both coffee, and paper, a pile of spent pens lay about it. All the while a mad man signed his name again, and again on one piece of paper after the other.

Ironwood: Ozpin?

Ozpin: Leave the papers on the desk… I’ll sign them when I get to them…

Ozpin pay no attention to who was in the room, and just focused on signing whatever was before him.

Ironwood: Ozpin!

James grabbed, Ozpin by the shoulders, shaking him out of his paper signing trance.

Ozpin: Huw…? Oh, Hi, James! H-How is it going…?

Ironwood: Not good, but no where near as bad as you. You look like hell; what happened here? You’re signing blank pieces of paper?

Ozpin: What…? Oh gods I am… Ugh… The hell am I doing…?

Ironwood: W-What’s going on, Ozpin?

Ozpin: Arc… Arc, happened…

Ironwood: Arc? As in, Jaune Arc? The King of the Kingdom Lunaris?

Ozpin: Yes, that short little toadstool of a Huntsman! I sent him on a mission along with his team, and another team to protect a small village, and the dust mine on the outskirts of the village. It was a simple routine mission, perfect for a bunch of first years. But, we received no reports from them in days! Fearing the worst I sent, Glynda along with a third year team to go find them. The third year team returned a day letter with this?!

Ozpin then forced an envelope into, James hand as he broke down on his desk. As he held his head in his hands as he silently plead with the gods that be at what he could have possibly done to deserve this. This time.

James stared at his friend for a moment before deciding he best read the letter contained within.

Ironwood: “Dear Ozpin, I am writing this letter to inform you that as of now, I am tending in my resignation as Deputy Headmistress, and Combat Instructor effectively immediately…” Wait, this is, Glynda’s hand writing?! Did, Glynda quit?! W-Why would she do that?!

Ozpin: Keep reading…

Ironwood: “I have taken up the position as the new, Headmistress of the Lunaris Hunter Academy?!” They have a Hunter Academy now?!

Ozpin: Yep… I lost a third of my students to them in three days… I heard, Mantle’s been having similar problems as well…

Ironwood: “I accept this position as the first Headmistress of the Lunaris Hunter Academy at the behest of, Jaune Arc the Engraver, King of Lunaris.” The Engraver, what kind of nickname is that?

Ozpin: I believe it’s more of a title, at least that’s what, Oobaleck thinks. Probably something to do with him engraving the history, the rise of, something to do with him building his damn kingdom…

Ironwood: “As such I will be leaving my position at, Beacon for green pastures as they say.” So she quit for a better job opportunity? That doesn’t seem like something, Glynda would do.

Ozpin: It isn’t… But, the next part will also explain why she’s quitting…

Ironwood: This better be good then… “I will also be becoming his Highness Jaune Arc’s first bride, and become the High Queen of Lunaris?!” She’s getting married to that, Arc bastard?! How the hell did this happen?! She’s at least a decade older than him!

Ozpin: Glynda has had a thing for, Mr. Arc since he first arrived here. Apparently it was because of the power, and persona his small stature seemingly emanated from him. As well as his noble, and courteous gentleman like behaviour that she found quite attractive. At least that’s what, Port said…

Ironwood: “I will send you official wedding invitations as soon as the wedding date has been set in stone.” Please tell me that’s not some sort of joke.

Ozpin: Best not to think about it…

Ironwood: “Sincerely, Glynda Goodwitch. Headmistress of the Hunter Academy of Lunaris.” T-The hell is all of this?!

Ozpin: Hell itself my friend! As soon as I received that letter I’ve been trapped here at my desk for days. Signing, and filling out document, after document! I curse, Arc for doing this to me! If I had know this was going to happen, I would have never sent him away that day! But, here we fucking are! Up a sewer line, without a boat!

Ironwood: You didn’t expect this to happen?

Ozpin: Who the hell would expect this to happen? That short little stunted dwarf goes for a routine mission, next thing I know, in a matter of weeks he’s built a kingdom that rivals, Atlas, both in its economy, and military power!

Ironwood: He’s what?!

Ozpin: Y-You didn’t know? Oh… You’re going to be in for a rude awakening…

Ironwood: What are you…?! Hold on, I’m getting a scroll call.

Ozpin: This should be good…

As, Ozpin drank from his mug, he watched intently as, James pulled out his scroll, and answered a call he would have never expected before this day.

Ironwood: Specialist Clover, what is it?

Clover: Sir, I need to deliver a report on our trip to the, Kingdom of Lunaris.

Ironwood: Already, what happened?

Clover: We were attacked as soon as we reach the cities gate by the, Lunarians. They overwhelmed us in minutes, taking us as hostage, and brought us before the, King.

Ironwood: How is that possible? They should barely have a mock militia, how could they beat of team of highly trained, Hunters?

Clover: Those reports are outdated, Sir. They have a military force on par with us.

Ironwood: How is that possible?

Clover: Unknown, Sir.

Ironwood: I take it we won’t be getting access to their, Dust supplies then?

Clover: Not likely, Sir; They have a strong anti-Atlas, and anti-SDC bias amongst the people here.

Ironwood: Haa… The, Atlas council is going to love this. I’m going to be having, Jacques Schnee screaming down my neck for this.

Clover: Speaking of the, Schnee’s, Sir. We’ve had some… interesting developments.

Ironwood: What kind of developments?

Clover: Well, the King of Lunaris has made several threats to, and about the SDC. And, is witnessed to have said, and I quote: ‘I’ll take, Jacques wife, and show him how a real man fucks.’ End quote.

Ironwood: Well, Specialist Schnee must have loved hearing that.

Clover: Yeah… Uhhh… Sir, Specialist Schnee… has resigned her commission with the Atlasian Military…

Ironwood: SHE WHAT?!

Clover: Apparently as soon as she saw, King Arc, and his glorious beard… She dropped to her knees, and pledged her life to him. Hoping to improve relations between, Atlas, Mantle, and the SDC. Specialist Ederne has also resigned for similar reasons.

Ozpin: The, Arc charm strikes again…

Ironwood: You’ve got to be kidding me! I lost two, Specialists just because they looked at a man?!

Clover: And, his most glorious beard…

Ironwood: Haaaa… Is there anything that can be done to bring them back?

Clover: Not unless you convince her to leave yourself, Sir. There isn’t anything else I think we can do, Sir.

Ironwood: Understood, Specialist. Take what’s left of your team, and return to, Atlas. You’ll be debrief further on your return.

Clover: Very well, Sir.

James soon ended the call as he cusped his head in his hands, tiredly groaning as he took in all of this new information.

Ozpin: So… What are you going to do now?

Ironwood: …

Ironwood: Get drunk?

Ozpin: Good idea.