#rwby elm ederne

[rachetmath]

Emerald: Ruby? Weiss? May I talk to both of you for one minute?

Ruby: Emerald? You want to talk?

Emerald: Yes.

Weiss: With us?

Emerald: Yes. Do you both have the time or not?

Weiss: Um… sure.

Ruby: This is rare so I am curious about how this conversation will go.

Emerald: Okay, good. Now, if you don’t feel comfortable, we can drop this. Alright?

Ruby: Okay.

Weiss: Absolutely.

Emerald: Good. So… which one of you is going to give it up to Jaune?

Weiss: WHAT THE-

Ruby: WHEN DID WE GET TO THIS POINT?! WHEN?!

Emerald: I’m just saying. When are any of you going to give the man something for his efforts?

Weiss: There is no way this is happening. Especially not from you.

Ruby: *looks around*

Emerald: Ruby what are you doing?

Ruby: Checking for cameras and microphones at the very least. But mainly to see if Nora or Blake are hiding anywhere. This is something straight out of their book. 

Emerald: Look, I’m just asking a simple question. Now Ruby I understand considering-

Ruby: No. Stop.

Emerald: I mean-

Ruby: Shut up.

Emerald: Fine. But you Weiss, I don’t understand.

Weiss: Alright look. I somewhat am impressed with Jaune, but I don’t like him like that. We’re just friends.

Ruby: Yeah and so are we!

Emerald: So after everything he’s done for both of you, you don’t think of him as anything other than a friend?

Ruby and Weiss: Yes.

Emerald: Even though he helps both of you. Saves both of you. And kept both your sisters alive.

Ruby: Um…

Weiss: I mean… yeah.

Emerald: Mhmm. Disappointing.

Ruby: Excuse me?

Emerald: I’m just saying I met no one besides Hazel and Mercury who would go that far for me. If I were you girls I try to keep that around.

Weiss: What are you trying to say?

Me: Cinder and Neo may have had a point. You two don’t deserve shit. Ungrateful bitches.

Weiss: Look, Emerald, Ruby and I care about Jaune. Plus, you make it sound like we don’t stand a chance now to get with him.

Emerald: Because you don’t. Especially when you had Jessica ahead of you both.  And she’s not from this universe.

Ruby: How do you know about Jessica?

Emerald: Jaune told me and he didn’t skip the details. 

Ruby: … … um…

Emerald: And he’s older now.

Weiss: But not as mature.

Emerald: How so? I mean, he cares about others. And he’s responsible. How does that not count as being mature?

Weiss: Well he yelled at Ruby.

Emerald: Did he have a reason?

Ruby: He was always angry and frustrated.

Emerald: Again did he have a reason?

Ruby and Weiss: Yes.

Emerald: Okay, look, if you girls don’t want him fine. Just don’t be mad when another woman decides to claim him. 

Ruby: Pfft like who?

Emerald: I don’t know. Maybe just any girl willing to put up with him. Help him. And unlike Pyrrha would take any opportunity to seal the deal. Maybe Winter. Elm. Me. Harriet. Possibly any one better.

Ruby: Hold on what you say.

Emerald: I said what I said.

Weiss: Emerald, you are no older than us. 

Emerald: I mean I can wait and if it doesn’t work out I’ll find someone new. But again… what about you Schnee cause I believe your chances are slim.

Weiss: What? 

Emerald: Because you are basic.

Weiss: Basic? Oh, I will show you ‘basic’.

Ruby: No, Weiss. Calm down. No.

Weiss: Let me go, Ruby. 

Emerald: Well I am going to take my leave. Later losers.

Weiss: I KILL YOU!!

[juanarc-thethird]

Valentine's Day letter now from Elm

Some are intimidated by her size, but after Jaune told her that big women are one of his tastes, what would she write to him? X3

Valentine's Day letters. (Elm)

Jaune: Nice, Elm sent me a Valentine's letter. Let's see what she wrote.

He opens the letter and says:

"I know I'm big, And I know you don't mind. So why don't you come here, And give Mommy a ride"

Jaune: *Red* I'm going to impregnate that woman.

[b1ird]

if i don't drag at least ONE person down this rare pair hell, i will be very disappointed in myself >:[

scene redraw with my own touch🤌💕 (plus unfinished redraw. don't focus on Qrow, focus on Elm)

modern AU where Qrow falls for Elm at a carrnival (plus Harriet with little Ruby) and a quick doodle of Elm with Qrow in his bird form

and finally a totally canon scene that got cut out, due to not having enough time :/

[valkyrieartsposts]

Muscle Mommy Milk 🍼💪

A commission/birthday gift for a dear friend of mine! Much love Seby!!!!

💚🤎💚🤎💚

#oaktree #rwby #rwbyoscar #rwbyelm #rwbyships #ships #love #waifu

[chewedupbeef]

Please don't be toooo unhinged you can be a little unhinged though- as a treat but I'll block if I need to

[rwby-oscar-blog]

Please go support the artist who made these beautiful artwork. You can find him here

[monsieurburning]

NAME: the ace ops 

SIZE: 30 m/h

NAME: clover ebi

SEMBLANCE: good fortune

(allows the user to positively manipulate the probability.)

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NAME: elm ederne

SEMBLANCE:  aura roots

(allows user to conjure roots to plant themselves in place.)

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NAME: harriet bree

SEMBLANCE:  super-speed

(allows user to run at extreme speeds.)

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NAME: vine zeki

SEMBLANCE: aura vines

(allows user to extend their Aura from their arms and legs, essentially extending the length of their limbs.)

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NAME: marrow amin

SEMBLANCE: freeze

(allows user to freeze a target in place.)

[frishbi]

I love this commission so much AHAHAHA

[arc-misadventures]

The Hell Jumpers Jump

Jaune when he first thoughts when he lays eyes on, Spartan Winter 303.

Jaune: I am a soldoer! I am a warrior! I will, fight, and die for my brothers, and sisters in arms!

Jaune: I am a, ODST! I am a Hell Jumper! I will jump feet first into hell!

Jaune: But, for this woman! For this epitome of a female warrior of no bounds!

Jaune: I will jump feet first into hell for this woman. And, if I die I will die with a smile on my face!

NS: …

Neptune: SIMP!

Sun: Yeah that’s really simpish of you, Jaune.

Jaune: I understand, but I counter with:

Jaune: Tall muscular warrior waifu.

Neptune: ...

Sun: ...

Neptune: Dammit.

Sun: Can't argue with that.

~~~

Elm: That’s certainly one ballsy, ODST.

Harriet: You’d probably break him if he tried anything.

Elm: And, like it.

Winter: I know I would~!

Elm: Excuse me?

Harriet: What?

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha Meets Ace-Ops

RWBYJNPORQ: *being introduced to Ace-Ops in vol 7*

Ruby/Jaune/Nora: *geeking out* 🤩

Pyrrha: Hmm…I’m not so sure about-

Elm: *steps forward*

Pyrrha: 😶

Elm: 😶

Pyrrha: *steps forward and flexes her arms* 😡

Elm: 😧

Elm: 😡 *steps forward and flexes back*

Pyrrha/Elm: *flexing at each other* 😡

Ruby: …uh…what are they…

Jaune: Shhh! Let them cook! Pyrrha knows what she’s doing!

Pyrrha/Elm: 😡

Pyrrha/Elm: 🥹

Pyrrha/Elm:

Muscle Lady friendship achieved!

Ruby/Jaune/Nora: HUZZAH!!

[brokentrafficknight]

Saph's reaction to Jaune bringing his new girlfriend to her house, Elm

[rwac96]

CEO Schnee (RWBY AU)

Weiss: "It's my greatest honor to take my mother's place as the CEO of the SDC, to continue restoring the company's good name."

Harriet: *deadpan* "Why the hell are we here with this nepobaby?"

Elm: "It was either this or look after her father's cell."

Weiss: "First order of business, get rid of any of my father's cronies, sycophants, or anybody who is scheming to discredit me."

Yang: *bored* "Uh, why are we here?"

Ruby: "Team Solidarity!"

Yang: *groans* "Gods, I wished I had gone with Blake to her island...but she's busy with being chieftain."

Ruby: "Yang, I know our friends seem busy with stuff in a now Post-Salem world, but...it hey, we're still a team."

Weiss: *holding a violet Dust vial* "Okay, I don't wanna know what my father intended to do with this! Gods, this is going to be a long first few weeks."

Atlas Aristocrat: *irate* "Miss Schnee, did I just hear about you approving equal wages for those animals?!"

Weiss: *glares* "Faunus, Karin! This isn't the SDC under Jacques Schnee, you adulterous cow! That's right...I know about you and your gardener!"

[juanarc-thethird]

Jaune: I'm going to need therapy after this. It's red, big and you can make it bounce with your hand? Someone knows? *ahem* Basketball *ahem* Who said that?

Elm: *Raises her hand*

Jaune: Yes?

Elm: Is this a joke?

Jaune: I wish it was. Do you know the answer?

Elm: Yes I know, I mean, it's obvious from what you just said.

Jaune: *happy* Great, what's your answer?

Elm: My ass~

Jaune: Corre- What?! NO!! That's not the answer!

Elm: Of course it is, my ass is big, it bounces with your hand and after a while it turns red with all the spankings you give me.

Jaune: For the love of Oum, I'm going to kill myself!!! I don't even know why they paid me to do this. Is there a prize for getting me off my nerves?!

[b1ird]

anatomy? don't know her. anyway w o m a n

[howlingday]

The Worst Part of Having A Harem...

Jaune: My name... is Jaune Arc...

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Ruby: (Sleeping in the master bed)

Weiss: (Sleeping in the master bed)

Pyrrha: (Sleeping in the master bed)

Blake: (Sleeping in the master bed)

Yang: (Sleeping in the master bed)

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Jaune: I have been exiled. Banished. Ex-communicated from my friends. Forevermore doomed to wander.

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Nora: (Sleeping in the guest bed)

Velvet: (Sleeping in the guest bed)

Coco: (Sleeping in the guest bed)

Oscar: (Sleeping in the guest bed)

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Elm: (Sleeping in the lounge)

Harriet: (Sleeping in the lounge)

Winter: (Sleeping in the lounge)

Gillian: (Sleeping in the lounge)

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Whitley: (Sleeping in the dog's house, Collared and wrapped in warm blankets)

Salem: (Asleep in the bathtub)

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Ren: So that's why you left? Because you couldn't find a place to sleep?

Jaune: Yeah, harems can be like that. Be grateful you don't have a harem.

Ren: Jaune, I'm in your harem. Technically, we share the harem, just like all the others share the harem, too.

Jaune: Fair point, fair point. Counter point, I WAS sleeping in the dog house until Whitley decided he wanted to "try new things".

Ren: Did you two-

Jaune: No. He was very clear that he was only interested in sleeping like a real puppy dog. So here I am, doomed to wander.

Ren: Jaune, there's a hotel right over there. Just pay for the night and call-

Jaune: DOOMED TO WANDER!

Ren: ...Fine, I'll call them.

[thewhalelord]

RWBY Portrait requests I did on twt awhile ago