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rachetmath · 3 months

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Emerald: Ruby? Weiss? May I talk to both of you for one minute?

Ruby: Emerald? You want to talk?

Emerald: Yes.

Weiss: With us?

Emerald: Yes. Do you both have the time or not?

Weiss: Um… sure.

Ruby: This is rare so I am curious about how this conversation will go.

Emerald: Okay, good. Now, if you don’t feel comfortable, we can drop this. Alright?

Ruby: Okay.

Weiss: Absolutely.

Emerald: Good. So… which one of you is going to give it up to Jaune?

Weiss: WHAT THE-

Ruby: WHEN DID WE GET TO THIS POINT?! WHEN?!

Emerald: I’m just saying. When are any of you going to give the man something for his efforts?

Weiss: There is no way this is happening. Especially not from you.

Ruby: *looks around*

Emerald: Ruby what are you doing?

Ruby: Checking for cameras and microphones at the very least. But mainly to see if Nora or Blake are hiding anywhere. This is something straight out of their book.

Emerald: Look, I’m just asking a simple question. Now Ruby I understand considering-

Ruby: No. Stop.

Emerald: I mean-

Ruby: Shut up.

Emerald: Fine. But you Weiss, I don’t understand.

Weiss: Alright look. I somewhat am impressed with Jaune, but I don’t like him like that. We’re just friends.

Ruby: Yeah and so are we!

Emerald: So after everything he’s done for both of you, you don’t think of him as anything other than a friend?

Ruby and Weiss: Yes.

Emerald: Even though he helps both of you. Saves both of you. And kept both your sisters alive.

Ruby: Um…

Weiss: I mean… yeah.

Emerald: Mhmm. Disappointing.

Ruby: Excuse me?

Emerald: I’m just saying I met no one besides Hazel and Mercury who would go that far for me. If I were you girls I try to keep that around.

Weiss: What are you trying to say?

Me: Cinder and Neo may have had a point. You two don’t deserve shit. Ungrateful bitches.

Weiss: Look, Emerald, Ruby and I care about Jaune. Plus, you make it sound like we don’t stand a chance now to get with him.

Emerald: Because you don’t. Especially when you had Jessica ahead of you both. And she’s not from this universe.

Ruby: How do you know about Jessica?

Emerald: Jaune told me and he didn’t skip the details.

Ruby: … … um…

Emerald: And he’s older now.

Weiss: But not as mature.

Emerald: How so? I mean, he cares about others. And he’s responsible. How does that not count as being mature?

Weiss: Well he yelled at Ruby.

Emerald: Did he have a reason?

Ruby: He was always angry and frustrated.

Emerald: Again did he have a reason?

Ruby and Weiss: Yes.

Emerald: Okay, look, if you girls don’t want him fine. Just don’t be mad when another woman decides to claim him.

Ruby: Pfft like who?

Emerald: I don’t know. Maybe just any girl willing to put up with him. Help him. And unlike Pyrrha would take any opportunity to seal the deal. Maybe Winter. Elm. Me. Harriet. Possibly any one better.

Ruby: Hold on what you say.

Emerald: I said what I said.

Weiss: Emerald, you are no older than us.

Emerald: I mean I can wait and if it doesn’t work out I’ll find someone new. But again… what about you Schnee cause I believe your chances are slim.

Weiss: What?

Emerald: Because you are basic.

Weiss: Basic? Oh, I will show you ‘basic’.

Ruby: No, Weiss. Calm down. No.

Weiss: Let me go, Ruby.

Emerald: Well I am going to take my leave. Later losers.

Weiss: I KILL YOU!!

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rocknroll7575 · 9 months

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Mk intro rusted knight jaune vs elm hammer knight twist

OK! Let's do this one!

XXX

Elm: *Slams Hammer on stage before lifting it up and resting it on her shoulder* Gonna die tonight lover boy~

Jaune (RK): *walks on the stage with his broken sword* How am I gonna die this time?

Elm: Your head crushed between these thighs~!

XXX

Jaune (RK): *Jumps off Juniper and lands on stage* You think you can take me on?

Elm: *Lands on stage with her hammer at her side* just like in bed, you'll be screaming by the end of this

Jaune (RK): Elm!

#rwby #jaune arc #elm ederne #jaune x elm #hammerknight #hammer knight #rwby x mk #mk intros

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dragonotaku-justineverything · 1 year

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Okay Jaune you gotta tell me.

Who is the roughest in bed between Harriet an Elm? Who makes you pass out quicker or breaks the bed faster Hmmmm?

I get too carried away sometimes with asks. 2900 words exactly with this one! Hope you enjoy! It's been a long time in the making.

Jaune felt his throat dry up with nervousness and fear as he was asked that question. His extreme nervousness was elevated because the two women in question were sitting right in front of him. The fear was from them staring at him without looking away, both expecting and waiting for him to answer as well.

Harriet was leaning back on the couch in front of him nonchalantly, arms resting on top of the back of the couch, and smirking at him. An expectant look was very present in her dark pink eyes. She had her left leg resting on top of her right knee, bouncing it a little bit while waiting for his answer.

Elm was also leaning back on the couch just like Harriet, but her chest was puffed out proudly. The look in her eyes was more eager than expectant. Her legs were also spread apart and taking up most of the remaining space on the couch.

And Jaune was sitting in an office chair in front of them, slowly rubbing his knees with his hands. Being under the gaze of the two Ace Operatives was making it much harder than it already was to answer the question.

"W-well..." Jaune cleared his throat to keep talking. "T-they're both... 'rough' in bed in some ways. H-Harriet..." Jaune stopped, looking at the smaller woman in front of him, basically asking if it was okay to keep talking. He just received a quick wink from her, and he guessed that was an affirmative. "She likes to g-go fast. Like, 'almost using her semblance' fast sometimes in bed. She doesn’t like to waste any time. She also makes me cum the fastest. I'd probably say that she makes me pass out the quickest just based on that alone..."

Harriet let a proud smile jerk the corner of her mouth upwards. She knew it, so did he, and so did anyone that overheard them fucking after a mission. Buuuut getting him to blush was still pretty fun~. "Come on Jaune, tell Elm the record."

Jaune felt a mix of arousal and unease fill his crotch and stomach as she said that. He swallowed hard before speaking. "R-record? W-what record?"

Harriet leaned forward, uncrossing her legs and placing her elbows on her knees. All while smirking deviously. "The record of how quickly I've made you shoot that big load of yours before~."

Jaune's ears and cheeks exploded in a red blush. He wanted to say nothing, but he also didn’t want Harriet trying to break said record anytime soon. “..F-forty-eight seconds...”

“Good boy~.”

While Harriet drank in how red Jaune was turning, Elm was getting a bit impatient. With a grunt, she sat forward too. “That’s all nice and good, but how many beds has she broken with you Jaune~?”

“T-two.”

Elm eyebrows raised up slightly in surprise. “Oh... I actually wasn’t expecting that.” Elm looked next to her at her teammate. “Color me impressed Hare.”

Harriet gave a slight shrug with her shoulders paired with a cocky smirk. “What can I say, he makes it hard to stop sometimes.”

“Oh I know he does.” Elm crossed her arms under her much larger chest and matched Harriet’s smirk with her own. “Let me know when that number gets up into the double digits though, then we’ll talk.”

Harriet sensed the challenge Elm was putting in front of her, it was hard to miss. So she met it head on like she always did with any challenge. “Is that so Elm?”

“Mmmhm. The quickest one to go was after only 30 seconds of me riding his dick after 20 minutes of foreplay~. I didn’t stop riding him though. Like you said, it’s hard to stop sometimes~.”

Harriet nodded in understanding. She had said it because it was true, so she couldn’t deny it. “It sure is~. So you got the roughest while I have the quickest. No surprise there, but we still have something to figure out.” Elm nodded in agreement with her teammate. “Oh Jaaaune~?”

Jaune gulped nervously as he felt a sense of danger creeping up on him. “Y-yes Harriet?”

Elm and Harriet showed amazing teamwork as they both leaned in, looking Jaune dead in the eyes as they said together, “Which one of us do you like more~?”

The danger was no longer creeping! The danger was now pretty well known! The danger was very prevalent! Jaune stuttered harder than he had during any point of the conversation. “I-I-I-I don’t think I can answer that...”

Harriet chuckled before she responded. “And why’s that~?”

“W-well… I don’t think i-it’s nice or fair to compare you two.”

Elm disagreed, “I think it is.”

Harriet was not far behind her. “I don’t mind.”

Jaune let out a little groan at the two women in front of him. Of course they would be fine with trying to find out who was ‘better’. Jaune mentally scrambled for a quick way out of this that wouldn’t end badly for him. After a few seconds of thinking, Jaune one more time. “Well... it isn’t a fair comparison, you two are so different.”

“But that’s not what we’re asking you. One of us is still better in bed right? At least one of us has to be better for you right~?”

Jaune silently cursed Harriet for reasoning it out that way. “Well… I-I still won’t answer. And you can’t force me to.”

At Jaune’s declaration, Harriet simply looked over to Elm, still smiling. “He’s avoiding the question, Elm.”

“Not much of a surprise really. We sort of knew he would try to.”

“Plan B then?

Elm smirked and nodded, licking her upper lip as she did. “Oh absolutely~.”

Before Jaune could interrupt or get a word out to ask what they were talking about, they jumped into action. Harriet rushed forwards at Jaune with her semblance activated, making a trail of electricity behind her as she lunged forwards. She landed right in Jaune’s lap in less than a second and quickly draped her arms over his shoulders. Jaune instinctively placed his own hands on her waist. His blush didn’t go down at all as he looked at Harriet. His wide, surprised eyes meeting her half-lidded, sultry ones.

Jaune was so enraptured with her gaze that he didn’t know Elm had moved as well until her big, firm hands rubbed along his upper arms. She chuckled right in his ear as hands moved down towards his chest, then suddenly pulled him back so that he was held against the back of the chair. He squirmed a little instinctively, but he didn’t have any leverage to get himself free, and he definitely wasn’t strong enough to overpower Elm.

Two gentle chuckles from both Ace Ops got Jaune back to reality. “U-uuuh… L-ladies? W-what are you doing!?” His voice was both alarmed and nervous.

Harriet leaned in closer towards Jaune’s face. “Helping you decide, Jaune. Elm and I have been talking a lot recently, and we have both been reeeeally wanting to know something.” At this point, Harriet had started rocking back and forth in Jaune’s lap, letting her toned butt push into his thighs rhythmically.”Who do you like doing it with more~? And we both think that since you can’t, or won’t, make a decision on your own, the best way for us to figure this out for ourselves is to compare how great we are in the sheets at the same time~.”

Elm mumbled in a low voice, “This is going to be so much fun~” from behind Jaune’s right ear before she gently began nuzzling that side of his neck. Her soft lips were dragging along Jaune’s warm skin and her nose was rubbing cutely side-to-side on every now and then on Jaune’s neck as well.

Jaune’s breath hitched instantly as he felt the pleasant tickling on his neck. Elm’s warm skin just lightly pressing against his own was sending shivers down his back. As the pleasant shiver passed, Jaune stuttered out, “Y-you two can’t be serious…”

“Oh as serious as a Grimm attack Jauney~.” Harriet’s hot breath went right in his left ear as she spoke. “I mean, unless you want us to stop that is. We’re not going to make you do this.” Despite what she was saying, Harriet kept rolling her hips on Jaune’s lap. Elm had also stepped up her game as well and was now lightly kissing different parts of Jaune’s neck, traveling all along the back and right side of exposed flesh. Elm’s big hands had also slid much lower. She was now rubbing his abs and toying with the hem of his hoodie.

“So what do you say Jaune~? Wanna find out with us?”

Harriet’s question registered in the blonds head, but the sensations he was being put under and the strange reality of the situation made him unable to answer right away. Then Elm’s hands went under his hoodie, now rubbing his bare stomach.

Harriet’s hands started playing with his hair.

Elm’s kisses turned into softly nibbling his neck.

Harriet’s mouth was still right next to ear… and she was purposefully still blowing into it with gentle breaths.

And then she licked his ear lobe!

It was all too much! He was just one man! How could he handle all of this!?

“W-wait! S-stop!”

Immediately at Jaune’s statement, Elm and Harriet had listened. They both stopped there teasing on Jaune, pulled their heads and hands back, and looked at him. Though Jaune was still reeling from what he’d just experienced, he could tell they were a little shocked and disappointed. He could see it on Harriet’s face and heard the smallest of whines behind him from Elm. Jaune hadn’t even meant to say that out loud! But now that he had, and both women had indeed kept their word and did as he asked. Despite not wanting to, they stopped in the middle of their teasing. Now they were both looking at Jaune, waiting for something else from him.

However, nothing came from him.

Harriet just looked down and sighed, before muttering, “Okay then, I guess not.” The smaller Ace op started to slide back, getting off of Jaune’s lap. Just as one foot touched the floor, Jaune’s hands on her waist tightened on her and kept her from moving farther away, catching Harriet a little by surprise once more.

She looked back up at Jaune and saw his massive blush was still there, but so were the pieces of a smile. Then as she was looking him in the eye, those pieces fully formed into a lopsided, excited grin!

“I-I meant… stop… because don’t you think the bed or the couch would give us some more room?”

Jaune was only one man. A man that despite the vast odds against him, wanted whatever heaven was going to happen and the consequences that came from it.

“Oh ho ho~! You little shit~!” Elm immediately was back into her previous levels of excitement. Her arms were wrapped back around the knight’s upper half again, one hand reaching up as she did so and cupped his chin to turn his head. When his head was turned far enough, Elm leaned her head over his shoulder and captured his lips in a searing kiss.

Their lips remained locked for several seconds, with Elm dominating his mouth the entire time. Her tongue easily pushed his back and she sucked on his upper lip as she pulled back, slowly pulling it with her. She let it go and watched as Jaune tried to keep moving his head towards her for more. “Hehehe, easy boy. Plenty more where that came from~. And I’m definitely paying you back for that little fakeout!” In a bit of a showy fashion, Elm spread her arms out and let go of Jaune.

Seizing the open, Harriet finished standing up off of Jaune’s lap. She grabbed his hand as she did and pulled him to his feet with her. She smirked as his head snapped to look forwards after he stumbled out of the chair. She caught his eyes as she led him over to the couch they’d been sitting on before. She saw a wild, reckless excitement in his sapphire gems, and it made all the more excited as well.

Jaune was basically flung into the couch and immediately felt hands pulling at his clothing after his butt hit the cushion. He did his best to help, though it was barely needed. Harriet and Elm got his clothes off easily enough and soon he had nothing on other than his socks, and a topless Harriet on his lap stroking his cock down between her thighs. Jaune’s lips trembled as he moaned under her smooth handjob.

“Elm, I see his mouth is still available. Do you want to take it?”

“Hell yes I do~.”

Jaune was guided, rather firmly, to the fall to the side by a set of hands and laid down on his back, and stared up at the exposed, wet pussy of Elm. And it was as beautiful as always.

“Are you ready to really test your skills Arc~?” Elm reached down and spread her lower lips for Jaune to see. Jaune dumbly nodded to answer her question. Elm smirked down at him as swayed her hips slightly, giving Jaune a tantalizing show. “Then open up my little knight~.”

Before Jaune could willingly do as he was told, a sudden gasp did the job for him as he felt a warm, soft mouth wrap around his cock. He had totally forgotten about Harriet, who seemed to be content staying low on Jaune and wrapping her lips around his shaft in a surprise assault. Jaune didn’t get a chance to let out another sound though as Elm lowered herself down and planted her pussy on his mouth, starting to rock herself on Jaune’s face.

The two women moaned as they finally began to have the fun they’d been waiting for since they sat down to question Jaune. Harriet bobbed her head up and down Jaune’s cock while having a hand stuck down her pants, rubbing her cunt over her underwear. Elm felt Jaune’s tongue work like magic as he explored every inch of her pussy that he could reach with it.

And Jaune was in absolute bliss experiencing it all. A pair of thick thighs resting around his head as he ate out the beautiful giantess Elm Ederne, and having his cock sucked at a perfect, fast pace by the gorgeous speedster Harriet Bree was incredible. Absolute heaven.

And Jaune’s heaven had only just started.

For nearly the next two hours, all three of them experienced pleasures they hadn’t tried before. Jaune being fucked in the amazon position by Elm as Harriet took her own ride on Jaune’s face. Her pussy muffled his moans as Elm dropped her pelvis down rapidly, making Jaune’s cock bottom out in her each time. Then they moved on to Jaune fucking Harriet in a doggy style as he made out with Elm. Or more accurately, Elm kissed him with a loving ferocity and wouldn’t stop while Harriet moaned and told Jaune to go harder.

Harriet and Elm even got handsy with each other in the heat of the moment. Harriet didn’t mean to grab Elm’s tit, but she’d admittedly hadn’t been looking as Jaune fucked Harriet on her side. And when the tall woman moaned as she had another make out session with Jaune from her sudden touch, she didn’t want to just stop. And it was only fair for Elm to return the favor by squeezing and rubbing Harriet’s ass while Jaune managed to fuck Elm in a mating press and was fingering Harriet next to them.

On and on it went between them. The two Ace Ops finding new favorite ways to fuck their lover, discovering some fun between themselves in the process, and Jaune doing his best to keep up.

And he did not disappoint at all, much to the ladies' joy~.

However, despite both of the women’s valiant attempts, Jaune never did reveal who he thought was better, no matter how much they pleased him and drained his balls. Simply because he was on the verge of passing out by the end of it. Eventually the Ace Op women did stop, as Jaune couldn’t keep going. Truthfully, they were getting a bit tired as well, but with the way they’d been trading off riding his cock and teasing other parts of his body they could have kept going much longer than Jaune.

So after Harriet dismounted Jaune’s dick when he finished pumping his final, much smaller load into her and Elm had moved their drained boy to a bed to lay down, Elm got in the bed behind him and hugged Jaune into her body. Harriet climbed into the bed as well and Jaune used his remaining strength to hold her from behind. As their knight immediately fell asleep, the two Ace Ops agreed to try and find out the answer to their question again, but at another time. Jaune certainly gave quite an impressive performance to the both of them when he was trying to outlast two sexy operatives~. He also certainly seemed to have the ability to improve even more.

After discussing that, they had also agreed that they could both add a broken couch to their records~.

#rwby #jaune arc #harriet bree #elm ederne #jaune x harriet #energizer #jaune x elm #hammer knight #jaune x elm x harriet #ask #smut story #non sfw #lemon #anonymous

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misterlazer · 1 year

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They're Bad at Hiding It

Winter: Marrow, Jaune. Nice of you to join us this morning.

Marrow: Good morning!

Jaune: Morning!

Winter: You two seem to be in high spirits. Did something special happen last night?

Jaune: Oh, nothing much. Just slept well.

Harriet: Really? It wouldn't have anything to do with you sneaking into Marrow's room, would it?

Jaune & Marrow's faces began to turn pink

Marrow: Wha-? He didn't-

Yang: Or the fact that you two are holding hands?

Their hands quickly let go. The pink shade on their faces deepened.

Jaune: T-that was an accident! Really!

Blake: And what about those marks on your necks?

The blushes became red

Marrow: Just a rash!

Winter: Oh, I'm sure~

Jaune: Seriously! It's all nothing!

Marrow: Yeah, you guys are just looking into things too much!

Elm: Haha, well, if you say so. And Marrow…

Marrow: Yeah?

Elm: You never told us you can howl~

#rwby #winter schnee #marrow amin #jaune arc #harriet bree #yang xiao long #blake belladona #elm ederne #guard dogs #jaune x marrow #rwby guard dogs

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rwac96 · 7 months

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Shipping Name Question #3

Comment the reason for your choice, or place it in a reblog. Remember to reblog to spread it around.

#polls #tumblr polls #my polls #shipping #shipping polls #rwby #rwby polls #rwby fndm #jaune arc #elm ederne #hammer knight #big love #tree knight

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juanarc-thethird · 11 months

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Elm is tall enough to kabedon Jaune and actually look down on him. And if he blushes at her flirting, then he is already hers.

Jaune is walking through the halls of Atlas Academy humming his favorite song, Break my stride by Matthew Wilder. Suddenly "BAM!" one arm slams into the wall next to his, stopping him in his tracks and pinning him down.

Elm: *Looking down to him* Where do you think you're going little men~💕

Jaune: *Looking up* Wow, Elm you scared me. You need something?

Elm: *Gets closer to him* Not really.

Jaune: *Nervous* Um... Ok

Elm: What's wrong? Are you nervous?

Jaune: *Moves back against the wall* N-No

Elm leaned in a little closer, putting her chest almost in his face. Jaune glanced at her chest and quickly looked away blushing.

Elm: *Smile* Are you blushing? How cute~💕

Jaune: Please stop, is not funny.

He says it while trying to make himself as small as possible just to get some space. Elm then puts her other arm against the wall, completely trapping him.

Elm: I'll get to the point, I like you and I want you to be mine. What do you say?

Jaune: *Looking down* Well...

She removes one of her hands from the wall and with it lifts Jaune's face up by the chin.

Elm: Come on big boy, you don't like the idea of being cuddled up with a big woman?~

Jaune: *Blushing hard* Um...

She then begins to slowly bring her face closer to him.

Elm: Doesn't that sound good?~

Jaune: *Red* Hey wait-

Jaune is interrupted by a deep kiss from Elm. At first he was surprised, but with the sweet taste and softness of her lips, little by little he let himself be carried away. Elm could feel me, so she took this opportunity. She presses her body against him, making him feel her chest as she presses her leg into his crotch. Stimulating him a bit.

Jaune, without realizing it, was trapped like a bee in a pot of honey. Elm moves away, giving space for both of them to breathe. She tenderly looks into Jaune's eyes and then she says.

Elm: Do you want to continue somewhere more private?

Jaune: *Bewitched by Elm's charm* Y-Yes...

Elm: Let's go to my room then.

She gently takes Jaune's hand and leads him to her room. Completely sealing her conquest in love.

Elm: *Excited* (Yes! He is finally mine!~💕)

#jaune arc #jaune #rwby jaune arc #rwby jaune #elm ederne #rwby elm #rwby elm ederne #elm #jaune x elm #rwby jaune x elm #rwby jaune arc x elm ederne #jaune arc x elm ederne #rwby #rwby shitpost

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s1r3ns-c4ll · 11 months

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Request Rules/Who I Write For/Masterlist Link

Hello hello! the name’s Siren and here’s the post where you can see what you can request, who I write for, and eventually a masterlist as I start putting up requests and my own little writing blurbs! You’ll Find all my Hogwarts Legacy and RWBY fics on the masterlists and the tags #Siren HL and #Siren RWBY

Masterlists:

Hogwarts Legacy RWBY (Coming Soon)

Fandoms I Write For (Might Expand Eventually):

Hogwarts Legacy

RWBY

What I’ll Write:

x Reader (GN will be the default if not specified, but I will write fem/masc reader focus if requested!)

Platonic

Poly

Non-Explicit Mature Themes (teasing explicit themes, but not actual smut will be written)

Headcanons

Ships

Angst

Hurt/Comfort

Fluff ( I love fluff with all my heart ;) )

What I WON’T Write:

Works glorifying S/A themes

Rape/Non-Con themes

Abusive themes (I can elude to pat experiences but will never explicitly write works with abuse being the focus)

Smut

Illegal age gaps

Incest

Hateful content that paints another character in bad light (ex: “Can you write something where [sweet character] does [bad thing] to [sweet character] and reader helps them through it?”)

Extremely dark themes

Hogwarts Legacy Characters:

Poppy Sweeting

Natsai Onai

Samantha Dale

Imelda Reyes

Anne Sallow

Garreth Weasley

Ominis Gaunt

Sebastian Sallow

Note: I’d love to write for every Hogwarts Legacy character! But on Tumblr, there is a heavy focus on Sebastian, Ominis and Garreth (Mainly the two Slytherin). So I don’t discourage requesting them, but please do send requests for our lovely women in the game :)

RWBY Characters:

Team RWBY:

Ruby Rose

Weiss Schnee

Blake Belladonna

Yang Xiao-Long

Team JNPR:

Jaune Arc

Pyrrha Nikos

Nora Valkyrie

Lie Ren

Team CFVY

Coco Adel

Fox Alistair

Velvet Scarletina

Yatsuhashi Daichi

Team SSSN(N)

Sun Wukong

Scarlet David

Sage Ayana

Neptune Vasilias

Nolan Porfirio

Atlas ACE-OPs

Clover Ebi

Marrow Amin

Vine Zeki

Harriet Bree

Elm Ederne

Others:

Winter Schnee

Emerald Sustrai

Penny Polendina

Ilia Amitola

Neo

#Siren's Masterlist #Siren RWBY #Siren HL

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arc-misadventures · 1 year

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Penny: FMK Ruby, Jaune, Ciel

Penny: FMK

Penny: Yay! I get to play this game with all of my friends. This is sensational!

Jaune: You did properly explain the rules to her, did you, Ruby?

Ruby: Of course I did!

Jaune: Did you?

Ruby: Yyyyes…Yes, I did.

Ciel: Her lack of conviction her own words, leads me to doubt the validity of her statement.

Jaune: I’m not even sure, Ruby fully understands the rules.

Ciel: Oh. Then I revise my statement: I fully doubt, Ms. Rose’s words.

Ruby: Hey!

Penny: So! Will you marry me, best friend, Ruby Rose?

Ruby: Yay! I don’t get to die! I get to live~! I get to…? T-T-T-To…?!

Jaune: Well, she really didn’t explain the rules to her…

Ciel: I will need to file a lengthy report about these events than I expected.

Jaune: You, and me both…

Ruby: P-P-Penny?! I-I-It’s just a game, we don’t have to actually get married?!

Penny: We don’t?

Ruby: It’s just a game; its out of the three of us, which one would you marry?! Not actually marry?!

Penny: Oh, I see… But, can’t we actually get married?

Ruby: Well, there’s n-nothing saying we can’t… But, that ring is pretty flashy…

Penny: Of course it is! It is a high powered, energy beam band! With a power capacity equal to one Kg of a special blend of Hard-light, Electricity, Fire Dust for maximum output!

Ruby: Uhhh…?

Penny: It is also a gun.

Ruby: 🤩(Gasp~!)

Ruby: Of course I will marry you~!

Penny: Sensational~! I can’t wait to tell my father, and the General! That Friend, Ruby is now, Wife Ruby!

Jaune: Yeah, saw that coming.

Ciel: How could you?

Jaune: The pair both work on the same wavelength. Their understanding of one another surpasses what even, Yang, Ruby’s sister knows about her.

Ciel: Is that so?

Ruby: Ahh~! Its so pretty~! Come here you!

Penny: What is it, Fiancé Ru… Mph?!

Ruby: Mmmmm… Mwah~! Hehe~! How was that, my Android Wife-to-be~!

Penny: S-S-S-SENSATIONAL!!! W-W-We must do that a-a-again!

Ciel: I would refrain from doing so; such actions appear to have altered the mental comprehension abilities of, Ms. Polendina.

Ruby: W-What…?

Jaune: She’s saying your fried your Waifu’s brain.

Ruby: Oh… That just means we need to kiss more~!

Penny: Sensational~!

Ciel: Haa… You may do as you wish.

Jaune: What she said. So, are we done this game, cause it feels like we are… Or, should be…?

Penny: No, we should continue! With that being said; Friend Ciel?

Ciel: Yes, Penny?

Penny: I believe you, and friend, Jaune should, as the game says: Fuck!

Ciel: W-W-WHAT?!!

Penny: I believe you, and friend, Jaune should…

Ciel: I know what you said, but why are you saying that, Penny?!

Penny: Many people have pointed out to me that you are, what they call too, ‘uptight.’ Or, as Specialist Bree once said: “That, Ciel girl needs to relax; She’s so uptight, and rigid. She really needs to get laid, maybe then she can finally get that stick out of her ass.” End quote.

Ciel: SHE SAID WHAT?! I can’t believe she said that about me?! What if Specialist Schnee was in the room, and she overheard that! What would she say to that?!

Penny: Actually, Specialist Bree, was talking to, Specialist Ederne, and Specialist Schnee at the time she said this. Of, which they all agreed that you need to relax.

Ciel: I can’t believe they would say that about me?!

Jaune: Ciel’s mental breakdown aside; Why did you pick me to… be together with, Ciel?

Penny: Based on my analysis: Friend Ciel Soleil. Is highly sexually attracted to, Friend Jaune.

Jaune: H-Highly?!

Penny: Yes, She often stares at you when you are nearby. Her internal temperature spikes, whenever you are near. And, she displays several body gestures that indicate sexual arousal: Such as, deep blushes across her face, bitting her lips, rubbing her thighs together.

Ciel: Penny?! Stop talking!!!

Penny: Why not?

Ciel: Look, just because I like a guy, doesn’t mean I want him to know how I want him to pin me to the wall, tear my clothes off as he mounts me, and breeds me into his personal bitch!

Penny: …

Ruby: …

Jaune: …

Ciel: …

Ciel: I-I said that out loud… d-didn’t I…?

Ruby: B-B-B-B-Breed?!

Penny: Shall, I replay the recording?

Jaune: Are you recording everything you hear?

Penny: Yes.

Jaune: Someone needs to talk to you about that…

Penny: So, Jaune; Would you fuck, Ciel?

Ciel: Penny?! Quit trying to hook me up with the hunky blond Adonis future baby daddy!

Ruby: She’ll give those, Mantle Milfs a run for their money…

Ciel: Whose trying to get their hands on my man?!

Jaune: …

Jaune: Ciel, we’re going to have a words about this…

Ciel: O-Okay…

Jaune: Tonight, your room, 22:00. If you have roommate’s tell them to get lost, this is going to be an all nighter discussion. Okay?

Ciel: O-Oh?! Okay, Daddy~!

Jaune: Down girl.

Ciel: R-Right! Sorry.

Ruby: …

Ruby: Okay… That’s going to be a thing…

Ruby: So uhh… W-Who gets killed… I’m saying this with utter fear in my heart since you’re taking this so… literally.

Penny: Oh don’t worry, that’s already happened!

RJC: …

Jaune: P-Penny… W-Who died?!

Penny: Me!

RJC: WHAT?!

Penny: I died when, Pyrrha Nikos, accidentally killed me!

Ruby: Oh…

Jaune: Okay…

Ciel: …

Penny: So, did everyone enjoy playing, MFK?

Ruby: Yes…?

Ciel: I know I will~!

Jaune: No comment.

Penny: Sensational! We should do this again another time.

RJC: No!

Penny: Nawww…

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #ciel soleil #penny polendina #winter schnee #elm ederne #harriet bree #pyrrha nikos #penny x ruby #ruby x penny #jaune x ciel #ciel x jaune #rwby nuts and dolts

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brokentrafficknight · 5 months

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Hammer Knight. At least I think that is the name for Jaune and Elm. I love the pairing.

#rwby #jaune arc #elm ederne #hammer knight #jaune x elm

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godofsexdrugsandrocknroll · 3 years

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Jaune Arc: Exhibitionist

Jaune: *Coming out of bedroom completely naked* Well the good news is I think I got the last of the cum out of your lingerie, Weiss. *Holding delicate, tiny, one piece lingerie while holding it between two fingers*

Weiss: *Chokes*

Jaune: Oh come on, it’s not that... *Looks up and sees Weiss, her team, her sister, her mother, Nora and her child, Coco and Velvet and Elm all staring at him, dressed up and sitting around eating a fancy brunch*

Nora: *Covering little Freya’s eyes* No pumpkin, don’t look at Uncle Jaune’s peepee. *Glaring at Jaune*

Ruby: Oh boy, don’t look at your male besties dick, Ruby Rose.

Willow: *Wide eyed but refusing to look at anything but her non-alcoholic coffee* Oh my.

Winter: *Bright red* A-a-ah, u-um, sister!?

Yang: *Whistles* How the hell does he fit that inside lil’ ol’ Weiss?

Blake: *Trying to cover Yang’s eyes as Yang holds her away one handedly* No, don’t look at his dick, Yang, we’re married!

Yang: *Blows raspberry, laughing*

Coco: *Puts down finger sandwich while sighing sadly*

Velvet: *Gaping*

Elm: *To Weiss* Damn girl. *Puts fist up* Respect.

Weiss: *Crimson, ignoring everybody* Jaune Schnee-Arc, what do you think you’re--coveryourselfthisinstant!

Jaune: *Still standing, staring, lingerie between two fingers*

Weiss: *Finally notices everybody else staring, blushes harder and clenches fist while shaking* You dunce! T-this isn’t what it looks like, ladies!

Yang: *Grinning smugly, eyes covered by a panting and exhausted Blake* Mhmm. We get you, Weiss. Bow-chika-wow-wow!

Weiss: *Wants the earth to swallow her whole as she now notices her mother sneaking peaks*

Jaune: *Looks from everybody, back to the bedroom he was in and speaks, genuinely baffled* How long was I in there!?

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #white knight #jaune x weiss #team rwby #nora valkyrie #winter schnee #willow schnee #coco adel #velvet scarlatina #elm ederne #crosshares #bumblebee #this is what happens when you let a drunk type #what's crack-a-lackin'

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minniethemoocherda · 4 years

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A Night to Remember

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Summery: Qrow and Clover chaperone the Atleasian graduation ball.

It was the Atleasian graduation ball and the kids had been invited as honorary students. Knowing what he’d gotten into at his own graduation, Qrow had volunteered to be a chaperone. From the corner of the room, he watched as they danced.

Nora had dragged Ren into a dance off with Blake and Yang. Ruby was teaching Penny how to do the robot. Jaune was wearing a dress for some reason and Weiss was being twirled by an attractive student from Atlas.

The carefree smiles on their faces brought one to his own. They’d been through more than most experienced huntsman he knew. It was nice to see them enjoying things with other kids their age for a change.

“Brings back memories doesn’t it?” He turned his attention towards the voice to find Clover standing next to him. The other man was out of his usual military garb and instead was wearing a suit like the one his nieces had forced him to wear. It did little to hide his muscles, the extra fabric making them look even bigger.

“Yeah.” Qrow replied, trying not to think how him and Raven snuck in a bottle of vodka on top of someone spiking the fruit punch, resulting in him throwing up on Ozpin’s shoes. “How’d your graduation go? I bet you were valedictorian and you did some grand speech about how you were the symbols of Atlas’s bright future.”

“Maybe.” Clover chuckled looking away in both embarrassment and pride. The sound was like music to his ears.

“You here for fun or are you chaperoning too?” Qrow asked to distract himself from his thoughts.

“The General thought that having a well known military presence would encourage the now former students to be on their best behaviour, so me and the Aces volunteered. Although,” Qrow’s breath hitched as he was hit with the full force of Clover’s teal eyes. “That doesn’t mean I can’t have fun too.”

Not missing a beat, the younger man held out his hand.

“Would you like to dance?”

“I’d probably just step on your toes.” Qrow failed to keep his voice steady.

“Good thing I kept my boots on then.” Clover said, pointing his steal toed shoes.

Unable to make up any more excuses to himself, Qrow took his hand. His skin was hard from the grip of his weapon and the Atleasian climate but his hold was warm and strong. He pulled him away from the corner to the edge of the dance floor, letting go as soon as they reached their destination. Qrow’s fingers immediately felt colder without the contact.

The DJ was playing an upbeat pop song that Qrow didn’t recognise, having been over a decade out of touch with current music. He wasn’t surprised that Clover was a good dancer, his hips moving in perfect time with the music. Whilst he shuffled awkwardly besides him. The last time he’s danced had probably been his own graduation and the few clubs he’d been too since he went more for the drink than to dance.

The song changed to a classic party song that Qrow had heard every year at his nieces birthday parties since they were five years old. He put his arms out in front of him as everyone moved in synchronisation. He couldn’t help laughing at Clover who flailed his arms around in confusion. Qrow spent most of the dance teaching him the steps, grateful that Ruby and Yang had forced him to learn it when they were younger.

The next song was a slow song. Qrow knew that there would be one eventually, yet he hoped that it would never come. Immediately all the kids around them started pairing off. He couldn’t stop himself from looking at Clover who was already gazing at him, his eyes filled with kindness and hope. Butterflies churned in his stomach. Slowly, Clover moved until he was even closer, his hands hovering by his waist.

“Is this ok?” He whispered.

Qrow nodded not trusting himself to speak. The other man rested his hands on his waist, tying him to reality, reminding Qrow that this was not a dream. It took a moment for him to remember that he was now meant to put his arms around his neck. In a panic, he put his arms around him quicker than he intended. Fortunately it brought the slight chuckle of a smile to Clover’s face. The sight calmed Qrow’s beating heart.

They swayed in time with the music, letting Clover take the lead as he twirled them around. They were so close that Qrow could feel his breathe ticking his nose. At this distance, they had no choice but to look into each other’s eyes. Suddenly Qrow couldn’t see anything except teal.

“I can’t believe you thought you’d step on my feet.” Clover said, awakening him his trace. “You’re a pretty good dancer.”

“Are you saying I’m pretty?” Qrow teased.

“I think you’re beautiful.” Clover replied, his eyes smiling. Whatever Qrow has been expecting Clover to sway it certainly hadn’t been that.

“Why do you keep doing that?” He asked, a slight growl creeping into his voice.

“Doing what? Telling the truth?”

“No... being so so- Clover!” Qrow said unable to think of anyway to describe him.

“Oh you mean being determined to make someone as brave and as strong and selfless as you, realise you amazing you are.”

Now Qrow was no idiot. He was well aware of the huntsman’s not so subtle flirting. Like everything else in his life, he kept expecting him to reveal that it was all one big joke. But in Clover’s ocean eyes, there was only truth and hope.

Screw it Qrow thought as he cupped the neck of the only person in this planet who not only understood his semblance but saw past it, and closed the distance between them until their lips touched. Soft lips met chapped ones that melted upon contact. It was everything Qrow had refused to dream about. Clover’s grip on his waist tightened, pulling him closer. Qrow reciprocated, pushing them together until they were chest to chest. A whimper got caught in his throat as Clover’s tongue brushed over his teeth.

“Ahem.”

Qrow started when he felt a tap on his shoulder. Both him and Clover jumped around to find Marrow standing beside them, his arms crossed and a smug grin on his face.

“Remember to keep it PG guys.” He scolded, although the wagging of his tail gave away how happy he was for them.

It was then that Qrow noticed that the others were staring at them too. Ruby and Yang were practically bursting in excitement. Ren shook his head as Nora gave them a wink and a thumbs up. Jaune’s expression was one of complete shock and he caught Harriet giving Elm a handful of credits with a scowl.

Qrow was two seconds away from turning into a bird and flying out the nearest window when he felt Clover take his hand in his once again.

“Maybe we should go somewhere a little more private.”

Qrow shivered as he whispered in his ear. Without another word, he dragged Clover out of the ballroom, ignoring the wolf whistles of the kids and Aces behind him and tried not to think about how entertaining their scolding from James was going to be in the morning.

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lifesafairytale · 2 years

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❀MASTERLIST❀

Team RWBY

Reader is cold but is a sweetheart with them✿♡

Reader has a Nervous Breakdown✿❥◎

Touch Starved!Reader✿♡◎

Drunk!Reader Calling Them✿♡◎

Having A Crush on the Same Person✿♡◎

Coming Back After Two Years✿♡◎

Stoic!Reader Crying✿♡◎

Accidentally Walking in on Reader Changing/Getting Out of the Shower✿♡◎

D (Fluff Alphabet)✿◎

Ruby Rose

Ticklish!Reader ✿♡

Reader has Amnesia✿❥◎

Being Her Sibling (Middle Child)☆♡◎

Weiss Schnee

Insulting/Slapping Jacques Schnee ✿❥

English Tea (Tea Prompts) ✿

Friends with a Rival Family's Child☆♡◎

Arranged Marriage with Reader✿♡◎

Blake Belladonna

Blake as an Older Sister ☆♡

Reader with a Mimicry Semblance ✿❥

Reader Owns a Cat✿❥◎

Yang Xiao Long

Working Out✿♡

Reader has Amnesia✿❥◎

Being Her Sibling (Middle Child)☆♡◎

Falling for Blake's Sibling✿♡◎

English Tea (Prompts) ✿

Pomegranate Tea and Earl Grey Tea (Prompts)✿◎

Coffee (Prompts)✿◎

A,F, P, W, X (Valentine Event)✿◎

Team JNPR

Jaune Arc

Nora Valkyrie

Ticklish!Reader ✿♡

Reader with a Napoleon Complex ✿♡

Accidentally Walking in on Reader Changing/Getting Out of the Shower✿♡◎

Pyrrha Nikos

Working Out✿♡◎

Accidentally Walking in on Reader Changing/Getting Out of the Shower✿♡◎

Lemon Tea and Earl Grey Tea (Prompts)✿◎

Lie Ren

Reader with a Napoleon Complex ✿♡

Helping Reader with Chronic Pain✿♡◎

Team CFVY

Coco Adel

Fox Alistair

Velvet Scarlatina

Reader Owns a Rabbit✿❥◎

J,K,V,W (Fluff Alphabet)✿◎

Yatsuhashi Daichi

Team CRDL

Cardin Winchester

Russel Thrush

Dove Bronzewing

Sophisticated but Sarcastic!Reader✿♡◎

Sky Lark

Team SSSN

Sun Wukong

Working Out✿♡◎

Scarlett David

Sage Ayana

Neptune Vasilias

Teaching Him How to Dance✿❥◎

Team FNKI

Flint Coal

Neon Katt

Kobalt

Ivory

Team ABRN

Arslan Altan

Bolin Hori

Reese Chloris

Nadir Shiko

Team BRNZ

Brawnz Ni

Roy Stallion

Nolan Porfirio

May Zedong

Team NDGO

Nebula Violette

Dew Gayl

Gwen Darcy

Octavia Ember

Team STRQ

Summer Rose

Taiyang Xiao Long

Raven Branwen

Qrow Branwen

Secretive!Reader✿❥❀◎

Milk Tea and Rosehip Tea (Prompts)✿◎

Ace Operatives

Clover Ebi

Elm Ederne

Vine Zeki

Harriet Bree

Marrow Amin

Happy Huntresses

Robyn Hill

Fiona Thyme

Joanna Greenleaf

May Marigold

Salem's Faction

Salem

Cinder Fall

Reader with a Mimicry Semblance ✿❥

Arthur Watts

Reader with a Mimicry Semblance ✿❥

English Breakfast Tea (Prompts)✿

Earl Grey Tea and Rooibos Tea (Prompts)✿

Sophisticated but Sarcastic!Reader✿♡◎

Hazel Rainart

Tyrian Callows

Schnee Household

Willow Schnee

A,E,F,J,N (Valentine Event)✿◎

Winter Schnee

Insulting/Slapping Jacques Schnee ✿❥

Reader Being Flustered✿❥◎

Meeting Again at the Vytal Festival✿♡◎

Whitley Schnee

Insulting/Slapping Jacques Schnee ✿❥

Klein Sieben

Menagerie/White Fang

Ghira Belladonna

Kali Belladonna

Sienna Khan

Reader Being Flustered✿❥◎

Corsac Albain

Fennec Albain

Ilia Amitola

Yuma

Trifa

Adam Taurus

Xiong Family

Hei 'Junior' Xiong

Melanie Malachite

Miltia Malachite

Headmasters/School Staff

Ozpin/Ozma

Reader Being Flustered✿❥◎

Secretive!Reader✿❥❀◎

Glynda Goodwitch

Secretive!Reader✿❥❀◎

Sophisticated but Sarcastic!Reader✿♡◎

Dr. Bartholomew Oobleck

Peter Port

Leonardo Lionheart

James Ironwood

Secretive!Reader✿❥❀◎

Reader Being Flustered✿❥◎

Theodore

Miscellaneous

Roman Torchwick

Neo

Ciel Soleil

Penny Polendina

Sophisticated but Sarcastic!Reader✿♡◎

Pietro Polendina

Maria Calavera

Oscar Pine

Emerald Sustrai

Mercury Black

Forest

Vernal

Amber

#rwby #rwby imagines #rwby x reader #rwby headcanon

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