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Jason travels to an alternate universe where Bruce only cares about being Batman. He took in each of his kids to serve the mission, not be his children.
Now, faced with alternate versions of his family, Jason has to grapple with the fact that his Bruce does care, that he is his father. Because the man in front of him now, trying to send him home, isn’t even close.
#batman#jason todd#bruce wayne#redhood#batfam#batfamily#this bruce went one of two ways 1) running his kids into the ground and they’re basically unrecognizable to jason or 2) worked them so hard#they couldn’t take it and left the business entirely and he’s completely alone except the JL which doesn’t like him but he is necessary#sure crime is down but bruce’s crusade is just that an actual crusade because he treats his sons like soldiers and everything comes second#to the mission. i don’t even know if damian exists in this universe because the idea of bruce having romantic relationships is laughable#although here he might be more closely aligned to talia because they’re both mission oriented and having a legal heir for their literal#legacy might appeal to him idk. just that jason shows up and it’s like his brothers have military ranks instead of names. none of them have#real jobs or even friends because they eat sleep work live at the manor and would never leave the batcave if it weren’t for public#appearances. it’s insane to see dick without his personality or tim who really does act like a robot and not a person. i don’t know if steph#cass and duke would stick around for this (or alfred for that matter i’m 50/50)#but when jason does get back everyone is shocked that he sticks around the cave and manor for a couple weeks checking in on everyone and#making the effort to do things unrelated to mask business. he has to write a report about the incident and he struggles to even put into#words how wrong it felt. his arguments with bruce also skew slightly because he can’t claim bruce doesn’t care in general just that he#doesn’t care about him or express it enough or in the right way. a far cry from the usual spiel and bruce is concerned so they talk it out
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rewatching severance s1 and I cannot express enough how good it is but my brain is twisting in knots trying to figure out how s2 is apparently one of the most expensive seasons of television ever produced. they're in an office. a very empty office. what is happening in the next season to suck up all that budget
#i feel like I should be given mandatory time off work to rewatch severance bc going to my office when it's fresh in my mind is depressing#i cannot stress the aesthetic similarities enough#their handbook corporate history shit reminds me of my work orientation genuinely#older companies be like that. like stop constructing your own mythos for a second#do i need to know the founder's philosophy to do my job or#reilly.txt#severance#*
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I'm getting emotional over a scene that isn't even canon (never underestimate the hunger of a Style fan 🗣️)
#orienting this to one-sided style it's my job 🥀#me pretending I've not missed the spoon on Kyle's belt#WHY DOES HE HAVE A DAMN SPOON APART FROM A SPATULA UGH 😭i hatr him#i'm going to throw them in the washing machine#'why do they look purple' purple is KEWL!! purple style is so me core#this stan is kinda very special to me#he's a loser anyways#(said the mudae player)#south park#artists on tumblr#stan marsh#kyle broflovski#sp style#south park style#south park fanart#art#fanart#digital art#my art
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I'm just gonna keep ping-ponging back and forth between plot lines as the inspiration strikes me. That last interaction isn't necessarily 100% canon to the AU but I think Floyd should be allowed a little frustration. As a treat.
(★ my Kofi)
#my art#dreamworks trolls#trolls fanart#trolls au#trolls#to be honest i originally wanted to properly clean up the interaction#buuuuuuuuut i spent all day today doing orientation for my new job and i'm. SO TIRED 🥲🥲🥲#the dream au
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Leverage | The Beginning and The End Parallels
Leverage (2008-2012)
01x01 The Nigerian Job
05x15 The Long Good-bye Job
#one of my favorite parallels#part of a longer post I’ve been planning#you know I love a good parallel#and I haven’t made gifs in a minute I miss it I gotta get back to it#also I forgot how much I love the look of this gif orientation#kinda doesn’t work on the last one so might not keep it for the series but still#it looks so nice with the bigger text#leverage parallels#inde gifs: leverage parallels#the Nigerian job#inde gifs: the Nigerian job#the long good-bye job#inde gifs: the long good-bye job#leverage#leverage ot3#inde gifs: leverage ot3#ot3: hitter hacker thief#leverage: the beginning and the end parallels#inde gifs: leverage: the beginning and the end parallels#tag edit: just realizing putting leverage twice in the title etc is redundant and I am criticizing my text layout so hard rn. it’s fine tho
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I find it funny that Kurapika, a mafioso, is the one out of the main four who gets the housewife allegations and not Killua “my only goal in life is to be friends with Gon” Zoldyck
#ik it’s bcuz of the jokes abt leopika being married but still#realistically none of them would be fully housewifing it up but if any of them would. it would be killua#obviously the only one who locked in and got a degree is the least likely#gon. i am not sure. i think he is too outdoorsy to be a *house*wife#if kurapika didn’t look so feminine ppl would not be saying this as often#i can see it in fics where he retires from the whole vengeance quest but realistically i think he would still have a job#and you can’t rly say it’s an age thing bcuz kurapika is also too young to be a housewife. he should be at college orientation rn#he should be drafting his resume#killua zoldyck#killugon
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This is probably because I grew up watching 24/7 animal planet, but what finally made the allo/aplatonic thing click for me were the nature's of big cats.
Lions are powerful, regal creatures who are uniquely adapted to pack life. They need these connections to live a healthy life; A lonely lion is a miserable creature indeed.
Jaguars are solitary, beautiful creatures who live happily solitary. They prowl their lush world with self-sufficient majesty. A jaguar is not lonely without a pack. In fact, forcing jaguars to share space with others they do not enjoy is just as damaging as forcing a lion to live alone.
A lion may choose to head out on it's own for the most part, but in the end must return to the pack to thrive. A jaguar can choose to trust and enjoy the company of others, but they never feel the need to form a pack.
Is a jaguar selfish for this? A psychopath, a narcissist or any other such horrid assumptions? Is it a less moral creature than a lion, who seeks others like it to thrive?
Is a lion pathetic, or needy, or selfish for wanting community? For requiring contact with others like they require water? For their inherent need to string complicated webs of relationships that may seem silly or dramatic to others?
Of course not. These are ridiculous questions to even ask.
They are simply lions and jaguars.
In fact, is a jaguar that chooses to spend time with you not as magical as a lion's love? For a creature that needs no bond to thrive to still enjoy your presence enough to share it a time? Is a lion who can prowl the night alone not impressive in its strength and resilience? Is it not awe-inspiring in its ability to conquer a life it was never wired for and reign still?
Are they not both beautiful and awe-inspiring in their own ways, without being wrong?
Alloplatonics. Aplatonics. Are we not both special and beautiful in both our bonds and self-confident happiness equal, in each our ways? Is there not unique beauty in lifelong bonded packs and magical encounters that need no perpetuity to carry life forward?
Are we not but lions and jaguars? Neither wrong, neither selfish, but just different and beautiful creatures in each our ways?
That's how I've come to see it, anyway.
#lgbt#aspec#lgbtqa+#asexual#aromantic#aroace#loveless#aplatonic#alloplatonic#animals#I woke up at like 3 in themmorning to write this so I apologise for weird wording#I'm not awake enough to go hunting for the videos but if you want to see more about the equal majesty and difference in cats bonding#I suggest looking up Kevin Richardson's work with lions and panthers#I love animals. I hope I didn’t come off as degrading to anyone by using them as comparison#I can assure you the association only carries the deepest respect from me.#anyway all the aro discourse floating about made me think of this issue again#and how explaining allo/a-platonic needs has been a difficult task in the past#you're all valid no matter your labels or shapes or spots or manes#remember that when an orientation you don't understand comes to the lgbtable your job isn't to test them#it's to make room
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"I think it's just scary to open up like that. To say how you really feel. Especially to people you care about most. Because what if... what if they don't like the truth?"
#i was trying to post this but all of these freshmen came in for orientation 🙄#and i GUESS i had to do my job#byler#stranger things#pinkeoni gifs#tusermarie#userstav#willbyersedit#mikewheeleredit
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I love the idea of Machete healing some unresolved stuff about himself because he realizes the things he resented about himself when he was younger are traits that Ear has but because he loves Ear it helps him to realize those traits aren't inherently unlovable. Do you think Machete or Vasco would be helicopter parents?
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#yes I absolutely agree#parenthood would be something that could prompt him to re-evaluate and process his self-image in a constructive way#it's common and ordinary thing for people to experience but it also enables tremendous character growth#and I like the idea of someone like him#who doesn't come across as family oriented person and doesn't see himself as fit to raise a child#subverting expectations and doing really solid job as a parent#also in the original setting his personal life is kind of devoid of living things if that makes sense#he has his books and papers and collections of commissioned art but he doesn't cultivate anything that grows#that's why it'd be nice if in the modern au they had something to take care of#a pet or even some cherished houseplants would be a good start if they don't want to commit to an entire Ear#answered#anonymous#they would actively try to avoid acting too much like helicopter parents but the results would vary#modern au#kid named Ear
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Uhhhhu wall-e au :3
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Angled aroace, oriented aroace and the normal aroace flag imvu badges, please and thank you!
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#🐾。the cursed fox posts#🐾。the cursed fox's day job#editblr#edit tumblr#rentry stuff#rentry#bundlrs stuff#bundlrs#sntry stuff#sntry#carrd stuff#carrd#imvu shiny buttons#imvu buttons#shiny buttons#imvu pride buttons#queer#angled aroace#oriented aroace#aroace
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I don’t like when people ask how many books you plan to read/have read this year one because I think that’s a weird relationship to have to books and two because I think even reading a chapter or a portion of something is valuable. this is especially true with non-fiction but even with fiction I think any amount you read, even if you don’t read the entire thing, is not a failure or ‘incomplete’
#I read basically exclusively non fiction and every page I read is beneficial like I’m always learning something#like my relationship to reading is often extractive and utilitarian because of school and research#but that extractive process doesn’t require reading the whole text like 99.9% of the time#I’ve only read a third of Orientalism for example but like I have a good grasp of Said’s core arguments and concepts#and like part of how I finished authoritarian personality (a 1000 page book) was by skipping & skimming sections#like the whole is not always more valuable than its components#and also like ‘I read this book to complete it’ is not an insincere way to engage with a text but I feel like it’s limiting#if that’s your primary approach to reading. Like you read a book just to say you read it#& also more petty but I think that if your argument or thesis only works if people read 100% of your book then you’re doing a poor job#of getting your point across#again obviously it’s valuable to read and process whole complete texts not dismissing that but like#I don’t find a lot of inherent value in reading a book just to complete it u know
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i think sebastian would’ve grown up to be either a curse-breaker, healer, or professor. he came way too close to azkaban for him to realistically become an auror imo. my hc though is that he became the hogwarts dada professor and one of his students was dumbledore
#the age kind of works? every student in their fifth year during the game was born 1874-1875#dumbledore was born 1881#realistically dumbledore would have attended hogwarts with sebastian and everyone else#if he’s 6-7 years younger then he would’ve been either a 1st year when seb + everyone was in 7th#or he would’ve started attending the year after we all graduated#afaik there’s not much you need to do to become a hogwarts prof#like as far as i can tell if you get a job offer you could come back the year after you graduate to teach. i mean probably not but there’s#no confirmation so likeee. but i think he realistically could’ve graduated and then gone and taught when dumbledore was in 3rd or 4th year#idk i just think it’s a fun headcanon. partially bc i’m thinking what if seb + mc (+ ominis?) time travelled to when hp & friends were in#their 5th year. which i started thinking about bc phineas black has a portrait in the headmasters office and also at grimmauld place#and i thought that’d be funny. imagine being a portrait for like 80 yrs and suddenly ur students from 100 yrs ago when u were alive appear#ur most troublemaking students at that (minus ominis he’s not that troublemaking)#but the idea of sebastian teaching dumbledore would also be kind of interesting for this time travel scenario. at the very least it’d be#kind of funny. to me. also picturing sebastian and mc meeting the whole gaggle of weasleys. that’s also really funny to me#surrounded by garreth clones basically#anyway. this just turned into me rambling about sebastian and time travel. LOL#just to be clear btw (if anyone reads this far anyway) i’m not shaming anyone who enjoys auror sebastian or whatever#this is fiction do whatever you want. make him minister of magic for all i care. i was just mentioning it bc that’s why i don’t really enjoy#it. that and i just prefer him in a more research oriented career#although i can see the logic behind all of them yk? my hc is that he is a gringotts curse breaker for a few years#but he doesnt like it that much bc he wants more freedom. so he becomes hogwarts dada prof & does freelance cursebreaking on the side#he can cast a mean episkey though. maybe he fills in for the hogwarts nurse if needed. who knows 🤷♀️ def has saved some students a trip to#hospital wing though#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#hp#mecore
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I thought asexual meant you don't experience sexual attraction... pls explain for this idiot.
It's true, being Asexual means one experiences little to no sexual attraction. However, it doesn't necessarily mean that one is totally repulsed by it.
Sex repulsed Aces Do exist, and are completely valid, but there are also Aces that don't feel strongly about it either way, and some Aces that find sex and/or masturbation very pleasurable!
These Sex-favorable Aces, just like those of other orentations, have different things that resonate with them more than others. We all have our own kinks.
Acebreaking is a particularly hard kink. It's a form of orientation play combined with cnc that focuses on asexual people having sex, usually against their wishes. Which is a terrible thing to happen in real life. I totally understand if it's not someone's cup of tea.
But im Asexual myself, and it really connects with me. So, I made this account so myself and others could explore those feelings in a safe and sane way.
#i hope this makes sense#im usually bad at explaining myself but i think i did a good job this time#ace breaking#acebreaking#orientation play#asks
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Introducing Agent Mallory Crane, President of the Specialist Agent Morgan fan-club and she doesn’t even know it :)
I used these meikers! x | x
#she’s kind of an asshole but I adore her#she matches Morgan’s energy in the best and worst ways#she’s down BAD#but they are my sweet sweeties#couple things about her cause why not:#Bobby is a complete stranger to her and she hates his guts#she is on the Bobby path tho#she’ll have a drink if it means getting through a social situation but otherwise prefers to stay sober#she smoked cigs when she was a teenager to piss off Rebecca#her and Rebecca are NOT cool#so Adam is her handler#she has the softest of soft spots for Nate#she’s also definitely soft for Farah too#she’s loves getting under Adam’s skin but it’s out of love#she can be downright nasty to people sometimes#doesn’t care about how people perceive her#she just wants to get the job done#she’s very combat oriented w an equally high deduction skill#overall she’s a complete nightmare and I love her#oc: Mallory Crane#cw: alcohol#the wayhaven chronicles#twc
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tbh in my head i was so ready to say twit is actually an okay (art-sharing) platform but then irealized i’m using it with 60 extensions and have everyone’s retweets turned off and i can’t stand to use it anywhere but desktop. I think like a lot of other drawing-hobbyists (artist just seems so corny) i’m getting burnt out of social medias for many reasons; altho i already had a weak relationship with anything but this platform cus i am like a…. Closed clam. Ok actually posting to twt was fun in like 2020-21. I see a lot of people switch to posting on designated websites of their own which is a pretty good idea and perhaps old-timey in a way but i can’t actually imagine anyone deeply bothering to check up and update all of that. online spaces generally just become a mass consumption factory that open up spaces for all kinds of artists. Professionals cloutchasers snobs the like. So making the change to get off actual developed platforms to other places, especially such isolated ones as websites, is difficult af. I don’t even look @ art from other people online anymore unless i’ve got them pinned in my mind as someone i want to check back on which isn’t a lot of people and truly speedrunning a dashboard full of random drawings makes me nauseous.. cus it is indeed the 'Wrong' way to digest creativity. idk wat point i'm making here tho i think i just like talking about online art spaces
#text#this is kinda mean to say i think but i cannot imagine how devastating and miserable trying to be a professional artist has to be -#- of any kind at all#i cannot even imagine. sorry Y'all#i do believe it can be good but most times making your creative work 90% Job-oriented etc is .......... wow#but i will indeed laugh at artists on twit that seriously whine about not getting hired 4 anything and when you look at their profile -#- it's literally like..... l*lisho art or retweets.#baby's first day of life realizing your professional look should be mm.. pretty curated
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