Bruce: Kent, so nice of you to swing by our campsite.
Clark: Mr Wayne.
Bruce: Are you a lumberjack? Cause I need your help with this wood.
Clark: Yes I am Mr Wayne, that’s why I’m here to apply for the job. I’m very good at handling wood. My previous employer said that I was a hard worker.
Bruce: Hmm, so you’re a hard worker, but are you fast?
Clark: I go hard and fast. Got no complaints about my performance so far.
Bruce: Looks like you’re a cut above the rest.
Clark: So do I get the job?
Bruce: Sure, here’s the axe. The ground seems pretty uneven here. Watch your step, or you’ll fall head over heels.
Clark: Too late, Mr Wayne, I’ve already fallen-
Tim: You’re both such a pain in the trunk. Are we going to cut down this damn tree or what?
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someone help me kano nana’s chasing me and im stuck in this tree lmfao
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a week of stressing and cleaning and packing and throwing out throwing out throwing out and what. 20 minutes and a very scared cat later not much has changed or happened yet. the person took some photos, checked some things, will return next week or in two weeks. repeat repeat repeat. nothing is certain: we might be able to get the amount we wanted - or, worse case scenario, nearly half less; we might be able to move out before christmas or maybe we won't be able to move out until february. I feel so overwhelmed with everything
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Man my sibling has introduced me to a bunch of minecraft mods and like. How do I go back to vanilla Minecraft now? First it was just mystical agriculture, refined storage, and a touch of mekanism, but I’m starting to dabble in create which has thus far been extremely intimidating to me. It still kind of is but mystical agriculture is giving me so many items I need to automate the output or I’m going to lose my mind
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community smp servers are incredibly fun, even though every single time i do inevitably end up secluding myself to the far reaches of the server to become a hermit by myself, too intimidated to speak to another living being lest they perceive my very existence. and i'll still be having a blast the entire time
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nodding thank you for the insight i agree. also that’s making me think abt those dirt cup desserts alsjks
He and Lancer go to get those dirt and worm cup desserts as a little treat…
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I still love the idea that if given the chance, Roxy, who hates being dirty or her fur being anything but pristine, would absolutely love digging around. She loves bugs and she loves clawing shit and apparently digging just scratches something in the canine side of her brain/programming.
I just think it would be a little funny is all.
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