#just poofed out of existence :c

[iizuumi]

kith

[lurkiestvoid]

I JUST. SPENT OVER SIX. FUCKING HOURS. METICULOUSLY WRITING, SOURCING, AND EDITING AN ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE POST. ON MOBILE EVEN!!

AND. THE MILLISECOND I CLICKED "POST."

TUMBLR FUCKING ATE IT.

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[linnienin]

⁓⁕🍷 🌸 V e n u s ⁕ a n d ⁕ h o w ⁕ y o u ⁕ c h i l l 🌸 🍷⁕⁓

Disclaimer: Take what resonates. I'm not a professional astrologer, i just am an avid researcher and i use my personal experience when writing my posts (Also, pls, don't copy my work, i spend lot of time on it, thanks)

Ahhh Venus, the planet of love. We use it to talk about our relationships and misadventures in our love life. But it also is the planet of feminine energy, enjoyment, relaxation and indulgence. How do you chill using your Venusian energy? Let's find out looking at your Venus's sign and degree

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⁕ Aries / 1-13-25 degrees : *aggresively flying on the couch* play TV, *loud setting on*, watch the tv for 1 minute, gets bored, *roll off the couch*, goes to the kitchen, sees people, start a little chase (Jason Momoa meme entered the caption) 👀👐. After annoying people for a bit, do a little workout, tries to lift a 700 kg cause they *confident*, fail, they still confident, opt for the 0.5 kg, now they happy 😊💪. Dance lover. Enjoy drinking energy drinks. Not really a sipp-er, more of a chugg-er lmao. Carbs are their heaven, they cannot have enough (cause they move a lot, they need the energyy). When laying on the sofa need to put their head on someone else's shoulder or legs or head to feel safe and receive the physical contact they really crave. Enjoy taking short cold showers. Like playing chess (they're good at strategizing and know when to attack and they're bold about it). Cut their hair as a relaxing activity (until they have no hair left to cut lol), likes dyeing them too, preferabily with bolder colours.

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⁕ Taurus / 2-14-26 degrees: The yawn-er. They're MASTER at chilling. They chill doing everything, i'm not kidding, are they at home, are they at work? They be chilling allll the time. Lovers of the sofa, bed, and others soft big surfaces. Chill by taking their time doing everything, they be starting cooking at 9 a.m. to serve a meal at 1 p.m. ✨Sloth with grace✨. Quality over quantity. Enjoy passing time doing nothing...literally. They be like fixating on a thing and looking at it for an hour straight. Mad control of their focus. Meditating without realizing It. Probably sip chamomile. They like to think time doesn't exist, they got all the time in the world (until they wake up one day, look into the mirror and realize they forgot to shave their mustache for all this time). Hella romantic, enjoy picking up flowers, endless walks in nature, veery slowly, they be stopping every 2x3 to admire a little bug passing by.

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⁕ Gemini / 3-15-27 degrees: Tea time with their personalities. Lmao, no but they literally chill by checking in with their thoughts and their ideas. Loves listening to podcasts and documentaries. Multitasking hobbies. Yup, i have no clue how they even relax by doing 1738283 things at a time but it's a way to shut down their thoughts for a while. Yeah, i know, i just told you they chill by thinking too, but sometimes it becomes too much and they have to switch the brain off. Relax by painting their nails. Get experimental with makeup. Write fanfics but leave them unfinished 👀. Admire their pretty handwriting. Enjoy reading and talking about gossip a looot, too much hehe. Like to play games that require a broad knowledge on everything (ex Trivia). Thinking about doing stuff but actually not doing it lmfao, they just love to think about soo many ideas, that is a way to relax, but then they don't even write them down and poof, they're gone and they can't remember them and they get mad about it :(

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⁕ Cancer / 4-16-28 degrees : Cuddling with their pillow 24/7 (cause deep down they feel alone... 🥺). Play animal crossing. Imagine their future family, even tho they're actually stuck in the past lol. Most likely to binge watch series for a whole day and get emotional about it because they get too attached to the characters. If they could they'd never leave the house...ever lmao, total homebodies. Relaxing by spending time alone or with very closed ones, friends/family. Probably likes to collect plushies, funko pops, or mini cute figures of their favourite fictional characters ✨. Cooking and baking can be a relaxing activity to them, especially if they do it for their family or their guests. Have 'grandma's hobbies'... knitting/crocheting for example lol. Enjoy so much making photo albums, and even more looking at them from time to time. Love going to the sea, early mornings walking barefoot on the sand and admiring the immense ocean and the sun rising, they're fans of little details and very romantic/sweet scenarios. They enjoy being helpful to others, so they'll probably ask people if they can do something for them (especially if they see people struggling doing something, they'll gladly volounteer to offer their help).

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⁕ Leo / 5-17-29 degrees: Stars wannabe. Intensely crying in front of the mirror portraying a desperate girl that has been cheated on, then recompose themselves and admire how good they just were pffft. Put on glasses even at home to feel extra, hit the door while walking cause they can't see a thing, get on the floor purposely, decides to play the blind character, gets up, * sudden dramatic enhancement of the other senses*. Dancing with the starssss. No seriosuly, they should apply, but as the professional dancer cause they so good! (and well they're not stars.... yet 👀). Like the other 2 fire venuses they enjoy moving their body so workouts are very appreciated, but leos especially loove hiit workouts, go build that cooore. Lovers of loong passionate and romantic dramas, they wanna feel all the emotions and they stay loyal to a specific series so they wish it could go on forevahh (hello..."Beautiful" lmao). ✨ Randomly transform their home in a runway show. Start walking like a model to feel themselves ✨ List all the things they can do and skills they acquired to feel good about themselves, then they list all the things they wanna work towards to use that self esteem boost to enhance their motivation and work towards their future goals.

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⁕ Virgo / 6-18 degrees : Killing the chilling. No seriosuly, these people seem like they can't 100% chill properly, and some of them may take 'something' to feel completely detached and lost from reality for a bit... 👀 They chill by making plans. Always trying to find things to do and learn to always get better. Working on themselves is their favourite project. Scanning the room in bed instead of chilling, seeing if there's something they need to adjust or clean. Overthinking the heck out of their lives...wait weren't you supposed to chill? Nevermind 🙈. Roasting others...in their minds hehe, they won't let others see how much they enjoy analizing their mistakes. 'Lemme give you advice on this thing' , others: uhm... ok but chilllll. And you ask Virgo venuses whyy they continue to give advices even when people don't listen to them. Well... saying 'I told you' is more satifying than hearing 'i don't care' 😘 (underlying validation issues). Well...i mean, they could chill while crafting, i give you this, it's probably the only time where they get near the definition of chilling...but hey hold on, cause soon enough they gonna find out details about how they're not perfect at what they do so kill the chill again and let the procrastination beginnn (wait... is procrastination's Virgo's way of chilling?)

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⁕ Libra / 7-19 degrees: They wanna experience the finest things in life. They go to that fancy restaurant, get that fancy dress, buy those fancy flowers... they wanna feel cuddled by life and specifically... lifestyle. They need to feel they value by surroundings themselves with valuable things. That's why they chill by going shopping or talking to new people, because where they see value in, they get value from. It's all about feeling good about themselves. Have a sweet tooth (but enjoy eating overall, it's like they enjoy the experience of taste, they're not really picky ultimately). Can splurge on personal care, lots of tools for facials or expensive skincare (cause after eating sugar they need to mantain the perfect skin lol). They work a lot on the mantainance of the self. That's why they have a good eye for fashion and aesthetics, because they have been researching and analizing everything that's out there to understand what's better for them, but they still haven't found out their true style due to their indecisive nature 😂. Plus let's admit it, they like to change often and renew themselves to maintain that 'interesting persona' 👀

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⁕ Scorpio / 8-20 degrees : Drowning their nose in personality tests. Seriously, when these people wanna chill, all they got on their mind is how to understand that mind even more. They're detectives of their own psyche. Lovers of shadow work. Let all those intense questions unfold! Obsessive researchers. They find a topic they like, they delve deep into it until they've found enough to feel satisfied and jump on another theme to obsess themselves over. Probably watching a lot of documentaries on criminals and unresolved cases trying to find the final answer themselves. Masters at playing Cluedo. Read everybodies's minds in every single setting, it makes them relaxed by feeling in control of the room's energies, and yeah... even during lunch between family members lmao. Need plenty of alone time. They're secretly training to become wizards/witches 👀. Probably like to sip pomegranate juice or any other juicy and thick flavoured drink. Sometimes they forget to even eat because of how invested theyre in their researches lol. I know you're already attractive as hell, but y'all take care of your bodyyy

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⁕ Sagittarius / 9-21 degrees : The boy/girl scout. Those people HAVE to move, they can't stay still or they'll start to stress out. They love a good trip somewhere new, visiting places abroad, taking that bus/train and not knowing where it'll take them (they get lost easily lmfao but they don't mind it, it's part of the thrilling experience). Documentaries lovers: can't go out? Let them wander with their minds. Like to change activities often as they get bored quickly. Enjoy trying to eat different types of food from different cultures. They like to go shopping a lot, to have little souvenirs of all the places they've been to (can tend to overspend depending on other placements in the chart). The one who find excitement in daring to do what everyone else don't want to do. Can love to pertake in volounteering activities, especially if they require them to sail to another country, they enjoy being helpful to other people in need (if underdeveloped can have hero complex). Probably enjoy playing on the Wii in competitive games, they're always up for a competition, even for the slightest thing, like "who can finish up this bottle of water first?? Ready? Start!" (they can announce little challenges like this veeery randomly and everyone will follow their lead, it's crazy haha)

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⁕ Capricorn / 10-22 degrees : Counting their money. Sorting their bills. Sooo relaxing right, especially when the money in your bank account keep groowingg 👀 (they probably watch cash envelope stuffing videos + budgeting on YT). Relax by doing the same routine every day, they can do it without even thinking, and that to them is relieving. They enjoy the adulting process, so actually...going to work can feel like chilling to them lol, they like to feel a sense of responsibility, it makes them feel motivated to always grow, and having a sense of order and stability, that's what makes them feel relaxed and safe. Constantly reading self-help books. Probably sipping their wine while chilling or an expensive drink or a concentrated drink (blueberry juice peraphs). They like high quality items, so they usually shop designer clothes/accessories, they love those labels lol. They love the sofa, don't ask me why lol, most people love the bed, capricorn venuses love the sofa, periodt (can it be because the space is restricted and Cap being ruled by Saturn, planet of restrictions... well, could be).

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⁕ Aquarius / 11-23 degrees : The videogamer. Have way too many hobbies that have nothing in common. Wanna splurge on those headphones too? You already have the bunny ears ones, the cat ears ones, the led ones, guyzzz you have a whole collection of them lmao. Are probably into reading about the unknown mysteries of the universe. Conspiracy theories lovers (they just love when they can confuse others people's minds with all their absurdities). The ones who find excitement in daring to do what everyone else don't want to do. Collectors of technology stuff, yup, they still have the gameboyy 🥺. Unpredictable af but they enjoy being this way so people can always question them and think of them as interesting. Introverted people that need to recharge by being alone. Probably Webtoons and manga lovers. Enjoy pertaking in protest marches, feeling part of the crowd (sense of belonging) and feeling they can contribute to a greater cause. They feel the need to do something crazy once in a while, so if you see them bunjee jumping randomly, or trying others 'dangerous' activities don't be surprised (pls, be careful, and don't try anything illegal....understood?👀...pfft, i already know you're gonna roll your eyes, and think, here we go, another sheep that is trying to tell me what to do lol)

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⁕ Pisces / 12-24 degrees : Do you think thinking about "what ifs" is relaxing?? Y'allll pleaseee, i know the feeling is good when you imagine your perfect reality...but...you literally take it as a hobby and do it way too much...to your own detriment 😭. They looove watching romance movies and dramas, it's their bread and butter (to give food to those daydreams right?🙃). Play music ALL day and get lost in their world, and then suddenly it's time to go to bed and they realize they lost another day to daydreaming, now they got to the nightdreaming phase of the day lol 😂😭. Loves taking baths, the contact with water feels truly healing to them, they could stay in the water 24/7. Can be extremely good at painting or drawing, or singing (and other artistic activities too), and relax by doing these activities. Just asking, but are y'all ok with the low blood pressure?😢(also curious, do you tend to have low blood pressure?). Can relax but lose themselves watching the phone,especially social medias. Until they realize they're literally watching and living an illusion, they think they live by watching everyone else's lives and connect with them through the screen, but they're not living their own life by going out there, and experiencing the world as main characters, not just extras of their own lives.

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Congrats! You've reached the end! ✨

Hope you enjoyed this post, always rememer that we are not just one placement, so if you didn't resonate, that's ok, i'd love to know your feedback in both cases (if you did or did not resonate), it is always very appreciated 🥰

Wish you a wonderful day! 🍷 Yours, Linnie 🌸

[sweetnans]

I set myself on fire to keep you warm.

Pairing: f. reader/Bakugo Katsuki.

tw: mention of break up, mention of violence but not described because bakugo isn't a bad boy, soft and persistent bakugo. SMUT +18 minors don't interact. (Soft sex)

a/c: the end of this trilogy, I hope you liked it 💕

Part 1

Part 2

After the party, you didn't see him for a while. At least two weeks. A group of villains attacked his quadrant for a week straight unfolding in pairs each day. Even Shoto, your new partner, had to change teams and do a backup job.

The truth was that you were dying to know about him, and that felt wrong.

Friday came quickly, and so your day off. You were parking outside of your house, bringing the grocery bag with you and some little things you found that could work with your new home decoration. You even bought flowers for your new vessel.

Quickly, you turned the tv on, not expecting to see Bakugo in action, defeating a giant villain on the screen. The scenery was already controlled by the pros, Deku, Chargerbolt, and Cellophane were there, working as a team.

You changed the channel looking for a reality show, something that didn't remind you of your ex and everything that occupied your mind since the last time you saw him, like calling him, for example.

Silly girl knows better, right? But, what if he was hurt?

You shook your head and poured a glass of wine in a cup. That glass of wine turned in two, and when you noticed what was happening the bottle was already empty.

You scrolled through your socials, the guys were headline in almost every page, even the group chat of endeavor agency made a special shout out to them, filling your phone with photos of him in high definition.

You: I think I'm going to do something I might regret.

You waited for the response from Mina but nothing happened. You could blame her later for what was about to happen.

His contact was opened on your screen, the green button functioning as a magnet to your fingers. What was the harm in calling him? You could just ask about the fight, professionally purpose only, to gather techniques. After all, you were a little rusty in battle combat.

You were just making excuses not to feel like a shitty person. You needed to get your head clear but right now you were about to cry. Damn, you missed the bastard.

That was the hint you needed to press the button.

It ringed, one, two, three times.

"Hello?" He asked, agitated.

You felt nostalgic. After every big fight, he liked to steam some stamina off. To cool it down, like he used to say.

"If this a fucking prank you'll hear from me, I'll blast your shitty ass to-

"Hey," your voice sounded light.

You could hear how he dropped the weight he was lifting.

"Is that you?" He murmured, not believing. Maybe it was a prank from one of his friends. No, they would never do that to him. They feared him enough.

"Mmhm," you nodded even if he couldn't see you.

Silence flowed in the line. It was awkward, but not in the bad way. It was awkward for Bakugo, at least, because he never expected to be you when to phone rang. He knew that he had to be the one trying, but right now, after the party, after the fight, he was just taking his time to think about his next step.

"Are you drunk?" He asked straightforwardly.

"What? No!" You tried to defend yourself, but the uncommon pitch in your tone gave you away.

"You sound like it." You could feel his smug smile appearing on his face.

"I'm not gonna lie. I had this bottle of wine, and it just poofed itself out of existence, " you sighed. You were tipsy, but you knew exactly what you were doing.

He barked a laugh. A real one. The kind of laugh that made you feel it inside your bones. The kind of laugh that you missed for an entire year.

"It seems to me that you just chugged the bottle all by yourself." The tone in his voice was playful and his mind started to get those memories where you used to call him everytime you went out with your friends, finding a way to leave your friends alone and sneak to the bathroom or some place quiet just to hear his voice and tell him to pick you up earlier.

"How do you know that I'm by myself?"

The question made him shake his head.

"If you were with Mina or with somebody else, you wouldn't have called." He was probably right, you thought to yourself, Mina would've melted your phone down with acid before you even thought of calling your ex.

He liked the way that conversation flowed. With you, the talking about everything, the expressing, the feeling, everything was so easy for him. He felt nostalgic and eager to win you back. He needed this in his life, and he needed you.

"For the record, I warned Mina that I was going to do something stupid"

"Do you think this is stupid?" He pried for your answer. The moments you were taking to answer something so simple got him on the edge of the gym bench. "No bullshit, okay? Because I don't think this is stupid at all"

You closed your eyes for an instant, trying to think aside from the alcohol boost. You needed to get your mind clear because you had this idea in your mind, but once the idea left your mind, it was over for you and for him. In a good way.

"Why don't you pick up your stuff and come home already?"

...

To say that it took him ten minutes to arrive at your house is just an exaggeration. He made it in seven when most people took at least twenty. You were waiting for him in the front porch, the same porch that he paced over and over the first time he saw you in a year. You were standing there, with your arms crossed in front of your chest because the night was cold, but, you wanted to be there to see him, to wait for him, and to feel the excitement that was seeing him after a long day or in this case, week.

He saw your figure from his car. The tinted glass did him a favor. He was sweating. He couldn't stop rubbing his hands in his pants to ease the feeling of wetness and couldn't stop looking at you while doing it. Bakugo realized that he was taking much time regulating himself so he turned off the car and breathed three times to try to calm his heartbeat. It didn't work. He never had been that pented up about something, not an interview, not even a fight, but now his heart was about to explode.

You waved your hand at the sight of him. He didn't reciprocated but instead, he stomped to your front yard, opening the small gate that led to your garden. He climbed one step and the other so his face would be at the same level from your face.

"Hi," you said again, smiling fondly. God, you've missed him.

"Hey princess," he used the same petname that he has called you since he met you.

"Do you want to come in? Or should I go for myself so you can stay and find my spare key and use it? " You asked jokingly. He rolled his eyes but smiled a bit. "I swear that it's in a better spot, I hid it so well this time, you'll never going to find it"

"I bet you bought those fake ass rocks online and put it underneath it"

He knew you like the palm of his hand. You looked shocked, but he was just smug about it. Bakugo found it cute how you could be so naive with your antics and how he could easily read you even in the most idiotic things.

"Fuck, it's always so hard with you. Not my fault that you have such a big brain. " You flicked his forehead, and he was quickly to take your hand in his.

"Not my fault you don't even try"

That was sort of a deja vù. You used to fight on and on when you were in UA. Aizawa sensei loved putting you and him in spare combat that mostly ended up in the both of you yelling at each other. That line was one that you two used the most when he got you pinned down to the floor mat.

You laced your fingers with his fingers and led him inside your house. The TV was on, replaying one of your favorite episodes from your comfort series. He could recite the complete episode without missing a word because he was there every time you put it on his tv.

"You are watching this crap again?" He said mockingly.

"It's a classic, and I needed to do all the things I usually do when I have a bad idea in mind in order to keep it out, but right now, the bad idea is standing right in front of me" you stuck your tongue out and he pinched your nose a little giving you a peak of his soft side.

The vibe was thrilling. It felt like static vibrating his and your heart. You could feel his presence in your skin, aching for his touch, and he could feel your delicacy and love, always wearing your heart upon your sleeve.

"I'm going to make you some food so you can worn the booze off," he walked like he owned the place and moved around your kitchen gracefully, knowing exactly where you placed all the pots and ingredients.

The mere fact that he was there, like old times, made you feel butterflies in your stomach. The domestic treat of him taking care of you never got old in your senses. You had your moment, running away after the argument and the bad mental time that you were having because of lack of reasoning, then you completely ghosted him, trying to put in the past six years like he was nothing. And there he was, acting like nothing ever happened.

"These are very rare. Where did you get them?" He asked, lifting one of the ingredients and taking you out of your dissociation.

"Mhm, I don't remember," you told him, sparing a glance to the object. You walked towards him until you were by his side.

"What?" He said, contemplating your gaze.

You softened your face, and tears pricked at the corner of your eyes. Alcohol made you emotional.

"I'm so sorry," you told him.

His body was stiff, like a rock, but his emotions were blossoming in his face. He turned off the stove and passed his right arm behind your neck, pulling you to his broad chest. He took the chance that you weren't seeing him to give himaself out, exposing every feeling and every thought he had been running in his mind for the past year.

"I'm sorry too, baby," he murmured in your head. "I was supposed to be by your side, and I failed, I was a bad excuse of a boyfriend"

"I should've never abandoned you," you cried.

"I wasn't the one you deserved," he explained. "Right now, I know I am, fuck, I would even set myself on fire to keep you warm, to keep you by my side, to make you happy"

Your tears stained his shirt, leaving marks all over his pecs. He placed gentle kisses in your hair, soothing every regret and remorse out of your system.

You pulled yourself out of his embrace to look at him in the eyes.

"I never stopped loving you," you whispered.

He looked at you like you were his dreams come true. His eyes were glossy, wandering every inch of your face, looking for maybe a mistake, for you backing out of what you just said, but he didn't find a trace of guilt. You were genuine.

He couldn't keep it anymore.

His lips graced yours carefully, waiting for you to flinch or for a reaction so he could stop, but once again, you were eager too, you wanted him in every possible way.

Your lips smashed together, tearing apart all your armors. His lips graced yours, and his tongue made his way to your lips, tracing patterns until you opened for free access. He was desperate to taste you. You grabbed the collar of his shirt, pulled him closely, and then moved your hand to his neck, tugging the baby hairs of the nape of his neck.

"I like your new hairstyle" you mentioned in between sloppy kisses.

"Yeah?" He asked lost in you.

"It's different, shorter in the sides, you look pretty hot," you giggled when his smug smile crashed in your lips. "Don't let that compliment get over your head please"

"Oh, it's already there," he said, grabbing your thighs with one hand and tapping your lower back for you to jump.

You jumped, and he catched you without any effort, putting you on the kitchen table. Even with that boost of inches, you were just the same height as him, looking him straight in the eyes. His mouth was swollen and red, and your lipstick smuged in his lips. Before you could wipe it off, his lips found your neck, and he started kissing and nipping.

"Oh my, Katsuki," you moaned, he grunted at the sense that you were not able to control yourself anymore.

"Damn baby, I don't how I lived without you like this"

You locked your legs on his lower back, leaving him against your core, making you feel the heartbeat of your two members pulsing against each other.

His dick was already twitching in his pants and you were wet just for a few kisses. The time apart made its job. You weren't sure if you could take much time without feeling him completely inside of you.

"Baby" you panted. "I need you, like right now"

He always liked you when you mouthed your desires. It wasn't so common of you, so when it happened, it pented him up even more.

Beneath all the anger and sadness that he felt because of you leaving him, it was this Katsuki, the one who was like a kid with you, the one that could forgive you for everything you do knowing that you wouldn't do anything to hurt him. If you were right here with him, that was enough for him to put all his trust with you again.

You wouldn't leave him either.

Katsuki could feel you writhing against his body. After your plead, he detached his lips out of your neck and moved his hands to undone his pants first, taking all the breath of your lungs because the sight of his cock.

"Shit," you murmured to yourself, but his side smile made you notice that he heard that too.

Without any words, he grabbed your waist to pull you more to the edge of the kitchen table, positioning you to make you two more comfortable. After that, he decided that it was better for the two of you to take you on the kitchen stool, so he grabbed your ass and, without even thinking of it, nor even warning you, he took you and left you sitting in front of him.

"Are you sure?" His voice low ringed in your ears. You didn't want anyone but him. You nodded, allowing him to take off your pajamas shorts. "Open your legs," he demanded, and you obeyed.

In mere seconds, you were exposed to him. Glistening eyes wandered your body like it was sculptured by gods.

God damned him if he loses you again.

Putting his forehead against yours, he aligned himself in your entrance. He showered your nose with little pecks, trying to dissipate the growing but pleasant pain inside you.

"Fuck" you moaned against his lips and he swallowed all your pants like it was an elixir.

"You feel so good, baby," he muttered, buckling his hips into you.

He made it slow at first, but then, you could feel his balls slapping, putting the perfect amount of friction that you needed to be close to cloud nine. You were aching for him, following his pace to make it more delectable. He bit your shoulder to release some stamina and last a little longer, but he couldn't fool no one. His balls were tightened, trying to suppress the instinct to free his load inside you.

"I wont last long" he assured. "It's been a year"

His faint breath against your shoulder made you shiver.

"What? You didn't-"

"No. I tried, " He answered before you could even ask.

"Did you?"

You were curious. You couldn't blame yourself for wanting to know what did Katsuki in your year outside.

"I mean, I tried to date but never made it to the date part. Deku tried to set me up once, but I never showed"

That was kinda sad for the other person, waiting for him and getting nothing but an empty seat.

"I went out a few times, but I always ended up talking about you" you added in between pumps. "Even from a distance you cockblocked me"

He grunted low, almost devilish, like it was everything he ever wanted.

"That's what I needed to hear, that this little pussy is just f'me" he said in the shell of your ear giving you full of his length, filling you nicely and touching with the head of his dick your g-spot repeatedly.

"Shit, fuck, Katsuki-" you were out of breath. He was riding you nice and slowly. "Keep going, keep going, shit"

"Fucking, fuck god"

His seeds sprouted inside yourself, painting your walls with white stripes. Your core squeezing his cock in a way that got him almost gripping to the kitchen table.

You couldn't keep your thoughts in your mind while your orgasm crashed with his together in an instant. He grabbed you by the hair, pulling it back to leave you exposed to him. Panting against your neck, he closed the distance, giving you little kisses in your throat while caressing your thighs with his other hand, your legs trembling on each side of his body.

"A year is too much," you said, touching the locks oh his hair. He let go of your hair just to look at your eyes. You looked exactly how you looked when he fucked your brains out.

"From now on, you're not leaving my side if you want to go and find yourself, we'll find you together"

He was dead serious, but the look on his face made you extremely happy so you couldn't hide your smile.

"I don't need to find me anymore, I know exactly who I am and what I want," you said, trying to give him all sense of security back. He never doubted your words.

That night was his dream came true. You, half naked, against his chest in his big ass bed that he once thought it was too big for him alone, your legs intertwined with his, soft pants leaving your lips. You wouldn't go anywhere.

He knew that, eventually, you would be like this with him. He knew that he needed to be better for him and for you first. He knew that time would patch everything up and make you come back. He knew that this time, he would do everything in his hands to make you happy.

What he didn't know is that you were counting the days to make your way back to him.

He was absorbed in his thoughts while you sleep soundly in his arms. Thinking about the future, to be better, thinking about the past, to not making the same mistakes. He couldn't wait to spend the rest of his life with you, and also, he couldn't wait to rub the news to Deku and to make him feel like a loser for setting him up with a poor girl who never stood a single chance.

[moumouton4]

Hi! Would love if you agreed to write an Isekai where female reader "appears" in the Shinobi world and meets Itachi, they fall in love, etc. Female reader has special powers and Itachi protects her. She heals Itachi from his chakra illness and turns his regular Mangekyou Sharingan into an Eternal one.

Something like that, you can add whatever inspires you whether that's fluff, smut or angst (as long as there's a happy ending).

Out Of Nowhere || Itachi Uchiha x fem!reader

A/n : Hello my dear ! Thank you so much for trusting me with your idea. I'm so happy I turned this way !

Part 2 : And Everywhere : Sex In Tsukuyomi

A/n 2 : IMPORTANT TO READ - This part was supposed to be the intro of a smut fic where Y/n wants to ask Itachi to have sex inside Tsukuyomi. But it got out of hands and now it's Part 1. So yes there will be a Part 2 published tomorrow or the day after

Warnings : Fluff, angst, fluffy ending slowly turning into a slow burn, Itachi loves ypu and he needs to protect you, but you're here to protect him as well. Next Part will full smut.

Masterlist ⚜

I don’t give permission to repost my work, if you want to share it just reblogue it

Word count : 1821

You never thought you’d ever end up in this situation when everything started. You never conceived the idea of someone like him existing. And he never imagined meeting someone like you

How you met, well it was only the chance of destiny

You didn't even know what had happened. You were just walking along when all of a sudden you felt yourself falling ( like just before falling asleep ) and then poof all of a sudden you were somewhere else ( let's say you didn't care about your family and friends lmao because it would be very depressing )

At first you didn't really know where you'd been moved to. You watched the world around you with rapt attention, eager to understand what the hell was happening to you

Nevertheless, you could feel a force within you, like a fire of energy burning deep inside you

But before you could think further your head started throbbing painfully, you started to feel hot flashes. Your hand found a grip on a tree trunk and you slowly slid to the floor. Not even two minutes later you were out, lying unconscious in the middle of this foreign forest

It is some kids that were playing around the area who found you there. While some stayed at your sides, the others ran at full speed to get someone to help

The inhabitants of Konohagakure who were brought by the kids could have been suspicious - like so many other times lmao - but they somehow decided to give you a chance. According to those who found you you were wearing funny clothes and clearly looked disoriented

When you came back to your senses, they didn’t lose any more time to bring you to *inoichi Yamanaka, who sounded your mind to be sure that you weren’t any threat for the village

The more you stayed in Konohagakure the more you started to feel at ease. You quickly learned that you were surrounded by a ninja world in which chakra mastery was a prerequisite for success

You figured that you too, you possessed this form of vital energy that enabled you to enhance your abilities

The most astonishing thing was that yours - probably because of your journey to this world - was different from the shinobis. It had the power to heal the effects of time and disease - like Rapunzel lmao

But you eventually got used to it and started training to become a ninja - Iruka never had such a respectful, elderly pupil 😂

Thanks to your talent and willpower, you were finally able to complete your studies quickly enough to be allowed to go on simple B or C ranked missions within a year - yeah so impressive

However every time you went on a mission, you felt like you weren't at 100%. It was as if you were only using a fraction of the power you had. But you wanted to improve yourself and be best you could be for your fellow comrades So you took matters into your own hands. You went to the central hospital of Konohagakure and asked the doctors to run some tests on you, to try and understand your situation a little better. And a lot has changed after this

The doctors indeed realized that your chakra contained traces of the proteins present in the composition of the Mokuton, Shôton, Byakugan, Sharingan, Rinnegan… the list was so long

They couldn't believe it, they found traces of every Kekkei Genkai in existence, even those thought to have disappeared

Of course, the information leaked out and many ill-intentioned people began to take a close interest in your case. Your power was invaluable and, if used properly, could create an invincible army of ninjas who, thanks to you, could possess several Kekkei Genkai

You weren’t Y/n the newbie anymore, but more the weapon to to declare war on a major power

That's how you met the person who changed your life and made your day. The most talented ninja of his generation had been summoned by the Hokage V to ensure your security

"You understand, Itachi, her safety is our priority. I don't want her to be left alone until all the bounty hunters we know about are put out of action"

"Very well, I won't disappoint you" the young man answered with conviction

Though he hadn't anticipated that he'd take his mission much more to heart than he should have. And finally, even when you were theoretically out of danger, he couldn't resist staying with you. To accompany you on missions or just come for tea after training. And finally he confessed, unable to keep his love for you a secret any longer

To his surprise, you reciprocated his feelings, and that's when the two of you became each other's most important person

After that, you'll all share. Long, exhausting missions that have brought you closer together and strengthened your bond. And then there were the more difficult times, when things had to be done with heavy consequences

But you always managed to find each other. In more or less good shape and condition

This never-ending game of getting lost and finding each other finally came to an end the day he came back to you partially blind. You sensed from his restraint and the almost empty look in his eyes that he couldn't see much. Indeed, his eyes couldn't even make out the contours of your face through all that mist in his eyes and it destroyed him - seriously I'm sure it would have created some ptsd

You couldn't let it go on and convinced him to stop. You kept him close to you and protected him as he had done for you all those years ago

Though there was one thinking you didn’t know. You thought you'd protect him by keeping him away from battles so he wouldn't use his Mangekyou Sharingan, thinking it was the latter that had caused him to lose his sight, but you didn't count on the rare and devastating disease he was suffering from. For some reason, his chakra was the source, and the more it coursed through his veins, the more poisonous it became for Itachi. As a result, his eyesight and health were declining more and more You exhausted yourself day after day, night after night to finally find a way to give him back his sight. He wasn't lost, so to speak, his sharp ninja senses enabled him to perceive everything around him, but... he'd give anything to be able to see your face again

And so, after a few weeks, you succeeded in perfecting a jutsu to restore his sight. He trusted you blindly ( pun unitented / gen ) and he was right. Because it only took you fifteen minutes. And after that draining effort, when he reopened his eyes he felt slightly different

He looked at his hands for a moment, and when he could see the details of the lines in the palm of his hand again, he swore he felt tears starting to well up in his eyes. You'd done it

He saw without any blur your tired face dripping with drops of sweat. When your eyes locked with his, a sigh of relief escaped your lips and you let yourself fall back tiredly onto the bed behind you. His hands came to cradle your face

"You've done wonders Y/n. You're a miracle from heaven" his thumb was rubbing softly against your cheek "I'll never be grateful enough. But you must rest now. Let me take care of you"

With that he took a towel of cold water and passed it over your face to invigorate you. Then he tucked you into bed before joining you like every other night

He spent some extra time admiring the features of your face, which he had missed so much lately. He struggled to understand how such an extraordinary being had crossed his path. How someone like him had been blessed to have you by his side

"Itachi..." he heard you mumble in your sleep, and he couldn't stop a wave of warmth from flooding his heart. He gave you a gentle smile despite the fact that you were fast asleep and pushed a few strands of hair from your forehead. He placed a lingering kiss on it before getting up to brush his teeth

On the way to the bathroom he noticed a slight weight and a tingling sensation in his eye ( does that even make sense ?!? ) as if something had changed. He brushed it off and decided to take care of the task in hand

He took his toothbrush and put some toothpaste on it. Bringing the brush to his mouth, he raised his head and froze. He had just met his own gaze in the mirror, his pupils now adorned with a pattern different from the three tomoe pattern of his Sharingan and the Mangekyou Sharingan he had awakened a little while ago

He swallowed hard as he recognized the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan. He took a deep breath and concentrated on regaining control. When he opened his eyes again, this time he saw his everyday black orbs in the mirror. The ones who admired and observed your every detail

It was the first time he had witnessed this particularity of your chakra. He'd heard about it like many people, but he'd never seen you create or awaken a Kekkei Genkai in someone before

He wondered if you'd done it on purpose though, or if it was just a mistake on your part. He decided not to bother tonight and to address the subject the following day. Finally, he continued brushing his teeth, counting the seconds until he could join you in bed and sleep with you in his arms... or the other way round - he also loves to be held

Little did he know that sleeping wasn't really what was going on for you right now. Sure you were sleeping, but your mind and body were restless

When he raised his head earlier, you did your best not to let your breath hitch when you saw the new pattern in his eyes. You knew enough about the Uchihas to know what it was and the many properties this power possessed

You body felt like on fire as you dreamed a whole host of scenarios in your sleep "That's so hot" you kept thinking

In real life your cheeks were flushed and your thighs clenching. And when Itachi came back to bed he thought that you were feverish from using that much chakra earlier. So he held you close, hoping his warmth would help your fever go down at some point But you wished just one thing right now, having several of him taking care of you at the same time in a timeless dimension

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Taglist : @foxxymunson , @cl0vr, @ilovemanypeople , @glossy1pearl

[lutiaslayton]

HI.

HELLO.

WHAT THE FUCK.

I used a different save on my HD UK mobile version of Curious Village in order to speedrun through it, solve as little puzzles as possible, and then see Granny Riddleton as early as I could. I wanted to get the puzzle lore. AND BOY DID I GET PUZZLE LORE OH MY GOD.

I cannot believe my shitpost guess was actually right on the money (or at least close enough) and I did not even have this scene in mind to just, y’know, ACTUALLY CEMENT IT AS CANON.

I am shook

(PS: The last image with the bottles was a screenshot I took from a random playthrough on Youtube, because apparently in the mobile version they replaced the cute bottle lore with a list >:c)

ANYWAY I cannot wait to get there in the actual playthrough, this is going to be a TREAT to study the Japanese and US versions to compare with.

Quick run-through of what these screenshots teach us:

Vines growing on a house is apparently not normal (or rather, letting the vines grow is unusual). In my shitpost theory, the explanation was that since puzzles are made of random stuff such as dust, dead leaves etc, unclean and/or untidy places are more likely to have puzzles appear naturally.

Puzzles can literally either appear out of the blue or move of their own accord. “I could’ve sworn there was nothing there a minute ago” means that either the puzzle just poofed into existence while Luke was not looking, or the puzzle just moved on its own and decided to settle itself within the door’s lock. By the way, did I forget to say that this is a SLIDING BLOCK PUZZLE? That APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE?

Layton being unfazed by Granny Riddleton being clairvoyant shows that the distinction between what is normal and what is not in this world is VERY skewed compared to our world’s vision of normal. Clark and Luke being able to talk to animals? Unusual, but eh, relatively mundane. Granny Riddleton saying that there are many fortune-tellers with actual powers over there, but that having power over puzzles is a lot more impressive than predicting the future? Yeah, checks out. An ancient civilisation capable of actual magic, prehistoric manatees, puzzles being eldritch abominations you can find at any corner? Pfsh, classic. But NOW, an entire village populated only with robots? Unheard of.

(Little theory edit: Calling it now. Fortune-tellers who can “see a few days into the future” were somehow able to subconsciously or somewhat consciously communicate with the Illusory Forest and lost all their powers after the end of Azran Legacy. It was less than a year before CV so it would still be relevant for Granny Riddleton to mention it.)

(Another point that was brought by the lovely @alto-tenure​ on Discord: Perhaps the actual reason why Layton and Luke are so surprised about the St. Mystere inhabitants being robots and having so many puzzles around is because (direct quote) A. “Most of the puzzles in the shack wouldn’t be hidden puzzles, they would be puzzles given by the NPCs. Maybe that’s the reason a village of puzzle robots is so unbelievable—the idea that someone could replicate the puzzle generation process…”, and (direct quote again) B. “Given our current concept of what puzzles are, they are very much something that more pop up around people than get made. And in-universe, they wouldn’t really have a clue about what makes a puzzle, just that they exist. So the fact that Bruno managed to figure out how to get his robots to make puzzles—or at least facilitate the process—would be very difficult to believe.”)

(And yet another point brought this time by @multiversal-madness​, on Discord as well: “What if puzzles can just, stick themselves to paper. Like the paper is not just part of the puzzle, but they can just choose to rest on the paper. I said it as a joke earlier but they do seem pretty content to just sit in Hershel’s puzzle index, and at Granny Riddleton’s, there are wrapped bits of paper in the bottles. Imagine if they don’t only sell/make puzzle compartment things, but journal/notebook things where puzzles can sit on their own pages. Granny Riddleton just goes the extra mile and gets them not only their own sheet of paper, but their own bottles and puts those bottles in their own little puzzle house lol” —— To which, I personally replied that this was the idea I had specifically for Curious Village’s first puzzle! The map puzzle was pretty much a puzzle resting on the map itself, and going “solve me if you want me to move and let you see the actual map.”)

Puzzles are self-conscious enough to take decisions such as agreeing to stay with her or not. They also live in a little house, as if they could have their own little life too. Also, we should knock on the door before visiting, it would be rude to intrude and disturb them uninvited.

Granny Riddleton keeps other stuff as well aside from our puzzles. Either they are other puzzles, or other things altogether (which are probably just as weird).

She also keeps the puzzles (at least Layton and Luke’s puzzles) inside of jars. One per jar exclusively, because do you remember what I said about keeping multiple puzzles in the same confined space?

Shitpost only edit: I love the fact that tumblr cuts my post at exactly the right position for its "View Post" button to act as a swear word bleep sound. This kind of coincidence is peak comedy to me.

[fem-the-artist]

Magic Future au

Some of the basics:

Usually when I’m drawing an older Timmy unless specified otherwise it’s probably for this au

This entire a use, basically my own personal headcanons of what I think Timmy’s future should be also in know that anything past season six that happened in the show is not canon

So no Chloe , no sparky , no foop (there is a version of an anti-poof. It just doesn’t align with what the show portrayed.)

Wishology is also on thin ice. I am going to pick and choose what I do and do not want from that special. 

 There’s also gonna be quite a sprinkle of Nicktoons unite in here because universal travel is silly 

The for main ages that I focus on for Timmy are 10 (really more like 11) 14, 19 and 32  I’m gonna post a visual aid later to show where he’s at on those four points later 

But there’s a reason for each of these ages being focused on 10 11 is focused on potential episodes I thought of as well as for those of you who know my OC Cinnamon who is Tootie’s godparent  so this age is mostly used to explore new relationship dynamics between the cast, with is such a change 

14 is really used to explore that awkward teenage phase and is right before Timmy has his gender epiphany. Also, a lot of relationship drama is 14 and figuring things out. There are going to be a lot of ups and downs. 

19 is the one you’ve seen the most of on my page, he’s confident he’s shameless he’s Timmy! interacts the most with the Nicktoons gang currently dating Jimmy. I wanted to skip ahead to 19 instead of 18, because 18 would be dealing with the no fairies memory issues drama. 19 however, they were essentially cut a small deal. Cosmo and Wanda are temporarily suspended from being godparents. Timmy doesn’t lose his memories however, he also doesn’t get to keep Cosmo and Wanda as god parents, but he gets the small bottle of fairy dust that he keeps around his neck at all times for emergencies 

It’s also an indicator that he’s essentially part of the magical world. Timmy was allowed to keep his memories and magic in his life for 3 reasons

Reason 1 saving fairy world countless times  is one of them

Reason number 2 really just amounts to poof’s existence because I’m doing his wishes and memories under does poof 

And reason number 3 Timmy is just far too ingrained into fairy culture, everyone in fairy world knows him. He’s a minor celebrity. He spent holidays there, he invented, and is the announcer for the Fairy Olympics. And to put it simply the people there know him and no other God kid has ever gotten that much notoriety in fairy world. He is one of them. 

Anyway, back to the ages 32 seems like a jump, but that’s because it takes place during ‘new wish’  with Hazel. Ok hear me out for this one. I love the ending of channel chasers everyone does, but I’m also want Timmy to keep the magic in his life so a compromise.

Fairy warden Timmy you know him you love him I’ve always believed that if Timmy was gonna be anything, he was gonna be a goddamn lawyer, with the amount of times that boy has gone to court 

In the episode, a wish to far Timmy makes a series of selfish wishes, and Jorgen takes him to court saying ‘hey, you don’t get your fairies anymore you suck’. Essentially, Timmy had no real defense outside of Cosmo and Wanda, who are a biased party and who Jorgan never listens to so in theory

If this is a thing that Jorgan regularly does, I feel like the kids who get called on like this should get a defense lawyer, a.k.a. Timmy! Being a fellow fairy warden means he has just as much authority as Jorgen as well as previously being a human means he understands where the kids are coming from because fairies have been shown to not fully understand how humans work so tend to be biased, which is why Timmy would be the perfect lawyer on the kids side!

Anyway, Timmy is a fairy warden/lawyer 

As for how channel chasers plays into this, we’ve got a double life situation going on here  we’re technically, while he still works as a fairy he lives as a human (also, he’s not a full fairy just stating that since fairies are born, not made he technically qualifies as a separate species. Most people call him a pseudo- fairy. Jorgen called him a demon, and because he called him a demon. That’s technically his species name now lol)

But anyway, Tommy and Tammy exist and are still Timmy’s kids  who don’t know their dad is a fairy so it’s like a gravity falls trying to figure out the mystery situation where they’re pretty sure their dad isn’t human but they don’t know what he is 

Also, Cosmo and Wanda are Hazel’s godparents since they’re no longer on suspension at this point 

Poof is probably like in whatever the equivalent of fairy high school is 

[callsign-bunnie]

The magic user au sounds so interesting! Id love to know more about how the characters act within the au, specially Rodolfo. I think your idea for him is really fascinating ^^

Ahh, thank you! Okay, so first, the game is gonna look really different in my storyline because A) accidentally made Rodolfo and Alejandro a two for one package (i'll explain in a moment) so Rodolfo is just kind of gonna have to be there for most of the scenes he wasn't and B) not a lot of the game actually makes sense with the new context (ironically the alone mission is completely fine). Personally, I'm fine with putting Rodolfo in more because he's my favorite character and I love writing for him, and C) a few missions are getting ret conned because they make no sense in the new context and also, I don't want to write them.

Second, I am probably gonna use this magic system for my next book because Anon, I have already spent wayyy too long coming up with details for it.

Anyway, let me tell you about the characters and stuff. Basically, first, I gotta get this out of the way, without thinking I made this idea where there are people born with mostly supplemental powers or powers that rely on others. (Rodolfo, for example, and Price). In most countries in North and South America, they pair up a physically powered person (called Elementals because I am lazy) with one of these supplemental/reliant powered people. A few examples are mirrors, healers, and those who can just magnify or mute powers on their own, but also Prisms. Ergo, Rodolfo and Alejandro are "bonded" and each other's "pair". Do you see how this accidentally makes them inseparable lol? (Also I have put too much thought into their relationship if anyone wants me to make a post just about that)

Prisms are also seen as kind of useless in other parts of the world where they're more rare.

Soap, specifically, is going to have this bias, though he doesn't realize it and gets better lol.

There's also a lot of bias for other Magi (my chosen name for these people unless it is problematic in which case, no it is not and I will change it) between each group of Magi. Like, Torches hate Blizzards and Aquifiers for obvious reasons, everyone hates Mirrors because they "steal" abilities, etc etc. (See how I put too much thought?)

Basically, i have a lot I have to preface for the characters. Normal racism and stuff still exists as well, but that's to be expected.

Oh and all characters have like One almost special move that they do (some have more but it’s mostly one) because I’m trying to stick with video game elements

Some details from my character notes I'm making:

Ghost

Same backstory just a little more fitted for this AU. 

Spirits are rare and Ghost is one of the few left in Europe

For Spirits that are found and scouted for the military, almost all do solo missions. Ghost is the first in a while to work on a task squad.

Spirits can see each other when they’re “Cloaked” and this is why Ghost can’t cloak and find Johnny as Graves has several searching the town

Reason why spirits are so rare is they have to pull themselves back together and some “cloak” for the first time and just can’t pull themselves back

Cloaks involuntarily when he’s nervous

He ends up accidentally bonded with Soap and so can “blow” things up into shadow just by touching them

Can make parts of his body cloak without the rest cloaking (his special move)

Soap:

Was the most powerful Firecracker on his training unit, but has really bad impulsive habits which held him back a bit

Wasn’t scouted, still tried to sign up at 16 several times

Soap, due to bond, can use Ghost’s knives to blow people up into shadows

Gets hit in the alone mission with bullets that block his power, leaving him defenseless for the entirety of it

Smells like gunpowder all the time

Still a very proficient sniper

Calls Ghost’s ability “poofing” and gets his life threatened by Ghost

Gaz:

Was scouted at 18 and was the most powerful Telekinetic in his training unit

Still considered one of the most powerful

His special move is called “flicking” as he can send small objects flying at roughly the same speed as a bullet and is fairly precise with it

Keeps a bag of marbles that Price occasionally refills so he can use them to flick

He and Rodolfo break a window because both and curious how big of an item Gaz can flick when he’s magnified

Smashes a giant rock over someone at some point

Still fell out of a helicopter and had to use his abilities upside down

Found out his ability by breaking a window when playing marbles as a kid

Price:

Despite not being that great of a Prism, is a very very good soldier

Prisms in England usually get put in charge of Units and Squads due to their ability being helpful in keeping control of their men

Can just turn off powers like a light switch

Has a potential secondary ability because his senses are incredibly heightened

Can still feel abilities like other prisms

Alejandro:

Joined at 18 and Rodolfo followed, them being paired was only natural because of their already existent bond

One of the most powerful torches

Actually another reason Elementals are paired with someone is so if they get to be a problem, their pair can just be taken out which does pretty severe damage to the Elemental

Special ability is just straight lighting himself on fire and fighting people

When Rodolfo is magnifying him he can make giant fireballs

Doesn’t physically touch anyone anymore because he’s burned several people (including Rodolfo)

When he gets angry, his skin smokes and becomes too hot to touch, so Rodolfo mutes his powers

Not at all useless without Rodolfo but because of their trust, Rodolfo has a lot of control over Alejandro’s powers so Alejandro can just focus on fighting and keeping them both alive

Blood boiling is an accident thing, not something he has much control over

Tattoos glow when he’s using his ability. I think that is a cool trope

Rodolfo:

Is a fairly powerful prism, hence why it was even more natural for him to be paired with Alejandro

Alejandro doesn’t even know he can mirror because they’re very looked down upon and exploited by militaries everywhere

Special move is actually magnifying someone’s ability to the point they “burn out” and die. Doesn’t use it often because he loses all of his abilities for a while afterwards

Doesn’t stop him from blowing up a Firecracker in front of Soap because Soap asked if he was defenseless without Alejandro

If a Prism dies, their pair can “burn out” and die, so Prisms have to be trained really well in self defense, so Rodolfo is far from defenseless

Gets “has to be kept alive” privilege from the Los Vaqueros due to being Alejandro’s pair. In general in the Los Vaqueros, Prisms and healers are well protected not just for them but for their pairs

The fire in the one scene is replaced with him being stabbed and sprinklers being on because the whole fire element doesn’t make sense with Alejandro’s ability lol

Has a burn scar on his neck and cheek from getting into a fight with Alejandro. Doesn’t talk about them much

I have details for Valeria and Graves too (also a lot more for each character. Like a Lot More.) And I just have like way more details about the worldbuilding in general. Again, I’m a fantasy writer, magic systems are my favorite part, so just ask me anything, I can and will answer it

[love-fireflysong]

Oh my god guys, I just turned on my computer cause I wanted to see what was on a usb drive. What was on the usb drive isn't important, no what's important is that I just discovered that almost all my drives are missing?????

My C drive is still here, but my D and E drives have just totally gone *poof* which is kinda bad cause my D drive is where I stored all my PC games while my E drive was for my music and videos. And I don't know where the fuck they would have gone because they're not even external hard drives, they were split off the same internal drive!

So how the fuck can those drives vanish but my C drive still exists???? And it's not even the full size! This is a 2tb hard drive so where the fuck did all my storage space go cause all it says I have is like 300gb cause I put the majority of it into my other two! Where the hell is all my storage????

God I'm not looking forward to trying to recover those drives. Wish me luck in finding out where the fuck they poofed off to 😡

[thessalian]

Thess vs Disaster

And there's the disaster I was looking for.

So I was doing the usual do, about to switch on my logic puzzle game and some vid to keep me company while I tested ... I noticed that it could no longer find my vid file, or indeed my E drive. I have tried everything to recover the damn thing but apparently no, it just no longer exists somehow. I have a C drive, a D drive, a F drive (my external 1TB SSD) ... and that's it. Maybe the E drive borking is why it went to setup when I first switched it on.

The problem is ... just about everything I had was on that drive. Most of it's backed up, thankfully, but not all of it. Video of the last few D&D sessions, for a start. I need to at least start backing shit up to my other external drive weekly.

Point is that I now have to reinstall a lot of shit. Like, a lot of shit. Most of my Steam games were installed on the E drive, and now they're gone. Poof. Thankfully Baldur's Gate 3 was not one of them, since I bought the 1TB external SSD specifically to house Baldur's Gate 3, and that's still as it should be. And I guess I can now be choosier about what I'm installing and what I'm not. I'm starting with everything in my Favourites collection (except BG3 and a few others that were installed elsewhere). Thankfully I do have the big 1TB SSD for the time being, but I might need another one. Maybe something in the realm of ... larger. Probably going to need another USB hub too. Or just a bigger USB hub, I dunno.

So instead of testing my shiny new graphics card right away, I'll be installing the things that need installing immediately so that I can test my shiny new graphics card. I'm not sure I set everything to save on the Steam cloud either ... though I think the EA app does that automatically and I never figured out how to switch it off so at least my last DA2 playthrough is safe.

...Oh gods, my Dragon Age: Origins save files...

Well, this is going to be a fun weekend...

[that-one-scorpia-kinnie]

The Former Horde Soldiers Discovering New Things part 1: Hot baths

Because warmth was basically non-existent in the Horde and they didn’t have the best stuff either, the concept of warm water and nice-smelling bubbles is kinda strange at first to the former Horde soldiers. They’d probably be like “So I just... sit in it? And that’s it? And the bubbles just do nothing?” 

Adora would be the first one to know about warm bubble baths as she left the Horde first, and Bow was horrified to hear there wasn’t warm water in the Horde so him and Glimmer would run her an amazing bath with scenty bubbles. Adora was mildly freaked out but she felt so much less crusty than she did when she was in the Horde (cause the shit there has gotta make you crusty dusty and musty) and she loved it a lot. 

When Catra first discovers hot baths (because her hair looks C R U N C H Y), she at first glares down at the bathtub of water like “I am NOT getting in that” (Cause she hates water). But then someone (presumably Bow) gets some coconut scented bubble bath and Catra smells it and her eyes go all big and cute, it's like the best thing she's ever smelled, and then she's like “You know what, fuck it-” and eventually gets in cause she loves the coconut scent but her arms and legs are dead stiff, kinda like how a cat is when you try to put them in water. 

And then when she’s blowdried her fur PUFFS UP. Bow’s like “AWWWWW YOU’RE SO CUTE *cue Bow’s adorable voice crack*”, causing Catra to be even angrier and even poofier. 

Glimmer: Awww Catra you look like a tumbleweed-

Catra: SHUT THE FUCK UP SPARKLES I SWEAR TO GOD *Poofs up to the point where she looks like a literal cotton pompom*

When Scorpia first discovers bubble baths, she gets SO EXCITED OMG- she LOVES THE SCENTY BUBBLES, and the feeling of warm water. Also she would 100,000% sing in the shower, pretty loudly but she has a lovely voice to listen to. 

(This is probably gonna be a new series where the former Horde soldiers discover new things.)

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for banishing my friend to hell?

It's probably easiest to introduce everyone right out of the gate. All four of us are gods of different domains, M, age unknown and not important.

I'm the god of food, creating objects, and strengthening tools.

G is the god of tools, weapons, and nature. He really likes dogs. (This is an important detail.)

C is the god of the moon and hell.

B is the god of animals and monsters.

So. Those are the players. We each have pretty much complete control over our domains.

The four of us have our own sort of private dimension, so we're not bothering anyone so that's not an issue. We decided to all make a bunch of changes and not tell each other what we'd done.

We all made ourselves semi-mortal and tried to live in the world we'd made.

And everything was fucked.

I'll admit. A lot of it was because of me. I had made it so eating certain kinds of fish would shoot explosives and eating apples would open a massive hole under you, G had made it so water burned, and B had created a stupidly massive number of chickens, and there was a bunch of other stuff too.

(You may notice I didn't mention C. At the time, we weren't able to get to either the moon or hell. The changes he did make will be important later.)

So we were just kinda going through everything, each seeing what changes the others had made. We were trying to get to the moon to kill a dragon (don't ask) and to do that we needed to get to hell, to do that we- well, we needed a good pickaxe.

G seemed really excited for us to make and use the pickaxe, and by the time we did, we were all exhausted. I did the honors of using it for the first time, and as I did, it turned to smoke in my hands and made a squeaking sound, leaving only a little bit of stone and now ay to get to hell.

G started laughing like a maniac, and we all took our godly forms and went up to our meeting room. It had taken days to get to that point, and G had ruined it. And then he'd laughed when B, C, and I got angry. I moved that we banish him off the council.

B started trying to defend G but I overrode his opinion and forced G to eat an apple - which, if you'll recall, opens a massive pit under you. G was crying but took a bite, and as he fell I felt... a twinge of regret.

A little while later we finally managed to use other means to get into hell. Once we had, we found G. He had massive wings which he did not have before, and he claimed that it had been "over 200 years" even though it had been a day or two tops.

After some negotiations we managed to coax G into coming with us. We hsd to find a fortress, and the entire time we were looking, C seemed nervous.

Once we got to the fortress, we saw hundreds of (illusionary) dogs poofing into existence only to appear to die.

G was pissed. Probably rightfully. He flew back to the sort of arena we'd found him in, and the other three of us lost consciousness just to find ourselves back there. G had a massive sword he'd wanted to make before - a sword to "cut through the world."

After some more negotiations, C, B, and I ended up fighting and eventually killing G. As he died, he claimed he "couldn't bring himself to kill us" though he did hurt us all a lot.

We all went back to the normal world, now down one god. One of the changes I had made without saying anything was to male crafting the item we needed to get to the moon ridiculously easy, and I finally came clean with that. C and B were angry but ultimately we got up to the moon.

C had made it so massive chunks of land were missing, leading to certain death, but we managed to defeat the dragon.

We held a funeral for G back in the normal world. We planted poppies, his favorite flower, on his grave.

After a little while, he came back, with seemingly no memory of anything after I made the pickaxe.

Personally, I don't think I did anything I wasn't justified in doing. G came back, no harm no foul, and he had screwed us all over anyways. Everything I did - even in the changes I made - were in the best interest of the group.

C and B don't seem to think so.

AITA?

[iabggsyk]

So, you know what I wish would happen. What I wish would happen is that someone would make a horror movie/story/oneshot fic where like a group of 28 people:

Family A— A single mom, her 12 year old daughter and their nanny

Family B— A couple (you can choose the names race, nationality, sexuality, age, height, appearance, personality, jobs and gender for everyone who doesn't have one or more of those things listed) with a 12 year old, a 10 year old and a 8 year old

Family C— A single father (because single dads deserve recognition as well; also he's kind and caring about others feelings especially his kid's because men don't need to be macho and have zero emotions to be considered "real men" and if you think that then ignore this post) and his 12 year old

Family D— A single mom with a 12 year old and 9 year old

Family E— A couple with a 12 year old, 7 year old and 4 year old

Family F— A couple with a 17 year old, a 14 year old, a 12 year old and a 11 year old

Family G— A couple with a 16 year old and a 12 year old

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Plot:

So the 7 families all live in a small town and the 12 year olds are all a group of friends that go to the same school and attend the same class(es). The mother of Family A has a job that pays her well enough for her to buy an old mansion on the outskirts of the town but at the cost of not being able to spend as much time with her daughter as they'd both like so the Mom hires a nanny for her daughter so she wouldn't be lonely.

So the daughter invites all of her friends plus their families (because they live in a mansion and can afford to fit everyone in there) and somehow (you get to decide on how) the daughter finds a Ouija board and decides to play with it with her friends after sneaking it back into her room (except for except for the friend in family E who politely declined because he/she/they watched too many horror movies and knows this is a horrible idea. Luckily his/her/their parents had something come up so family E left leaving 23 people left in the house).

So the group of six 12 year olds ended up fucking around and finding out when they accidentally summoned either:

A. A vengeful ghost of a woman who either

1A. Killed her own kids due to (insert tragic backstory here) and now kills other families because if she can't be happy then no one can or

2A. Watched her kids be killed in front of her due to (insert tragic backstory here) and now kills other families because if she can't be happy then no one can.

Or....

B. A demon who is determined to kill the families because anything from "it's a demon lol" to "insert long explanation here."

Then things happen, and the first person has to die before the 12 year old from family B finally tells the parents and older siblings what's going on.

Stuff happens people die and the Mother from family D and her kids stick with the Mother from family A and her daughter because both Moms were childhood friends and the Mom from family D really doesn't like the tactic of splitting up.

Eventually they get to the final confrontation with the vengeful ghost/demon and the only people still alive are the Mother and daughter of family A, the Father and son/daughter/child of family C and the Mother and children of family D who all somehow managed to meet up in (insert room of your choice).

Just as the vengeful ghost/demon is about to attack the Mother from family A gets in front of the others and basically says to the ghost/demon "Bitch I fucking wish you would. If you even so much as think about killing my kid, me, or anyone else in this room I will personally destroy any sliver of evidence that might prove of your existence and then you. I do not care if you're a ghost/demon I WILL find a way to simply make you no longer exist. Try me mother fucker. Try. Me. You want to do this? Let's go. But let me be clear that if you try anything I WILL be the LAST thing you see before you poof out of existence."

And if you chose demon she also says "I do not care if I have to drag you out of hell, I will do it and I will make it seem as if you never existed."

And then the spirit/demon becomes so absolutely fucking terrified of her that she/he/they/it just end up leaving the last surviving members alone and going out of her/his/their/its way to not only avoid her but the other family members as well.

And if you want to do a second one have like at the end when the last of the new people who weren't killed off are fighting off the spirit/demon the mother from family A just shows up, now visibly older but not old old yet, kicks down the door and just looks at the spirit/demon and it screams in fear and starts running.

I feel like if someone decides to use this format for their horror story could they just tag me so that I could get credit for making the format (not the story, whatever happens in the majority of the story is up to you) and so that I can read it because I really want to see what a bunch of creative people can each come up with and how while using the same format, their stories still differ and are unique from each other.

Also if you could reblog and like this so more people could get awareness to that would be great.

[uchiha-7thsingularity]

Rime a Stepdad (ft.MC)

Did not proofread. Wanted to do this one for a while. This fic is all over the place. On Spring break. Shitshow all the way. Relish daddy rime!

Daddy Varela!? Deer stud became a papi??!! DILF??!akdjkksjjjsks…. What? How? Him? 😳 Well he knows the "How" part. And besides his bed manners surpassed your expectations. Ahem. Anyhow, you said something? Oh…ah….you're not pregnant. You have a kid/kids but from a previous relationship. Yep. That makes more sense.

Congratulations, you look horrendous in white anyway. The jig is up MC. "R-Rime!!" Kidding. Am I?.... *flock his white tinted nose*

Establishing your relationship with rime can be three scenarios. First can be straight-up enemies but one day he sees you with anisa talking in the courtyard on her shift. She giggles hair poofed at whatever nonsense you said to make her show her fangs. He gets a bit closer overhearing your two's chatter. "I can't imagine how you do it, MC?" "I make do as I go along. It's challenging but I love them to the moon and back!" Wrinkling his nose at your lady's talk he peaks from behind the wall to see a picture on your….box thing. Rectangle tool. Earth garbage. (Of course, you're in the photo but another/others appears next to you with a smile) "Being a single parent is brutal. I just hope I can get home to them again before they notice I'm gone. They just turned….!" "Aw!" Walking off you leave rime to be dumbfounded at the brutal truth he wished he hadn't heard. His whole goal is to wipe your existence from the planet. Now his scarred chest flares up aching with every breath he inhales through his flared nostrils. Jaw tight and back hitting the pillars his muscles constrict on themselves like a coiled serpent. Skin heated at the tips of his fingers he curses his mortality for tugging at his melted heart strings. "Damn it all!!" He despise you. Even so, his new goal is getting you home quickly to be rid of your ugly mug. 

Second and third stage is beneficial adversaries to tough love friends to potential lovers.

Will ask questions and concerns. You tell him things here and there. Like their favorite hobbies or likes and dislikes. Nervous. Super nervous of their impression of him. Especially if you told them the backstory of how you met. Man needs a drink. When he does meet them for the first time is surprised at their enthusiasm. Your kin flaunt to him for his features. And his height. Climb him. Babies squealing for him to hold them. Kids will ask HIM questions on his magic. Teens just shrug and nod at him chiming in when he talks to them. Instant connection. Man is relieved. 

Personally, his family history is tainted. In hindsight, he's the type to be difficult with children altogether. In time he bends the knee for them to rain terror on their enemies. Which he becomes their dark knight. 

If you adopted he isn't surprised of your kindness and love. It's the idea of you not being able to conceive that makes him want to hug you close murmuring reassurance that you are a great parent no matter how burnt out you are. 

If they're your own he admires the strength you have to carry a person/ person's for nine months. Unless they were born early or late. Then he sometimes rubs your stomach scar if you got a c-section to kiss your cheek with a sly grin. "Hello, indestructible!"

From newborns to toddlers, he is out of bound to this paternal instinct thing. Definitely not a clue what to do in this situation. In time he asked you in the roundabout way of your kin. "MC! They keep reaching for my antlers make them stop!" "They are just curious rime." Huff's and complains but over time gets used to their touch. Small hands and toes. Diaper changing makes him ill. Disappers for a minute to warm the bottle up and hears the baby/babies cry and immediately returns to hear them stop. Walks out again to hear them scream their lungs out. "Give me a break! I'm just a man!" 

I have a feeling for kids age 3-10 he plays fetch with them and MC tells him to actually engage in playtime. "Their not dogs. Skips rocks with them or tell them to play outside." "How was I suppose to know that they can handle advance topics at their age." (Child/children tug his skirt) ".....What now?" *holds up the stick* "AGAIN!!" Looks to MC with a raised eyebrow. "Hhmm, see they know the basic hands on activity." "Your ridiculous." "I'm a genius."

Teenagers vs rime. He let's them sneak out the tower sometimes. When he scolds them he secretly buys praises their mischief, cleverness with sweets. Vibe all day long. Outfits on point. And insults on blast. If caught by guards he pretends not to know them until they are kicked out  or banned. "You got caught….HOW!!?" "Look on the bright side." "...Bright side?" "MC loves me/us more than you so forgiveness is key." Chases them around a merchants table as they laugh at his attempts to catch them. They make silly faces at him all day long till MC and Felix comes along to scold them. 🤪😝😗🥴. Rime finally tackling them and tickling them to the point of tears escaping them. "Yield or suffer!" *cough* gasp *sputter* "n-n-n…never!!" 

 When the children fall sick he is by their bedside checking their fever and cooing silly stories to them. Reads to them with illusions. Cooks rarely but does it when they ask for his meals. 

Plays hide and seek with them with sage and tulsi till they lose them. Then he'll breaks lose as all three panic and tell at each other.

Elowen just swishes her tail at the fools looking under the mess halls table with giggling troublemakers. "Spin three times and quack like a duck. Then slap yourself. The kids might appear." "Listen feline we are NOT doing that." "Fine get yelled at by MC"..." What was the first thing you said again Ellie" "Tulsi!!" "What!"

Buys them endless clothes and jewels. Gets their ears pierced.

One day they go up to him and ask if they can call him "dad" he runs into a door. Talks with MC for hours and hours till he goes up to them and approves. Ruffles their hair. Prefers to be called dad, pa, father, and so on. 

Drops them off to their biological guardian (your ex) to keep that bond. God knows his relationship with his parents are none existent. If you are a widow will celebrate the anniversary with the kids to remember the happy times. Just wants you and them to be happy. 

Doesn't diminish their relationships platonically or romantic. Respects their own choices and gives them honest advice. Never lies to them.

One day you all hang out and he notices you've all fell asleep and couldn't be happier how is life turned out. Grateful. Loved. And adored. He is in heaven.

[honeybeewhereartthee]

PINK KKOMAS || KOHAKU OUKAWA 22

Containing spoilers for my stories

Cont of last time.

Everyone received flower crown from Reaper.

Doll: (￢ ￢✿)

Reaper: (ӦｖӦ｡✿)

Bee(?): (✿^‿^)

Mad hatter: (◕દ◕✿)

MC: ...

MC: do you guys want some wishing flower--

Pulls out a bouquet of wishing flowers

Doll: wishing flower huh? (；✿^ω^）sound like that crappy once in a lifetime wish thing for DD.

Mad hatter: hmm ~ (ㆁωㆁ✿) thank you.

Reaper: (^～^;✿)ゞeh is that a prompt that a seller told you to buy those? It's probably a scam deal. I hope you don't lost much money being scammed by others.

Bee(?): (●´u`●✿) omae, why do you have bunch of those, like a never ending supply? Aren't those supposed to be legendary class item?

MC: (◍•ᴗ•◍✿) cause many people loath me, i get more flowers to give away. (≧▽≦✿)

Doll: (￢ ￢✿) why would you get more flowers if someone loath you? Won't people [ wish to be loved by someone like someone important to us and get flowers] instead?

Suddenly out of nowhere a letter poof out and bouquet of sewn flowers, made of food, money and etc cover Doll.

Doll: !!??????? WHAT THE? ヘ（。□°✿）ヘ

Reaper: woah... (ꏿ﹏ꏿ;✿) That's a bunch of flowers.

Mad hatter: doll made a wish and since those people current back on his original au. Only the flowers of appreciation can be sent here.

MC: look! Look. Flowers made of candies. Probably from your niitan in your au! (●´u`●✿) also dollar bill money from rinrin too. So many type of flowers from your important love ones!

Doll:...

Mad hatter: look a letter too. If ya won't mind I shall read it--

Doll eyes quickly look at the letter that hatter is teasingly reaching out but snap out of it and snatch it from the fiend hands and run away with the flowers in the back of the huge rock and read the letter alone.

Mad hatter: how sad. I wanted to know what it say. (˘･_･˘✿)

Reaper: what happened? (• ▽ •✿;)

Bee(?): He just use his wish (￢ ￢✿)

Reaper: wait it's a real deal? (゜o゜;✿

Mad hatter: but of course it is. (✿｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ It also can make someone existence disappear from the face of the universe too!

Bee(?): +(`ー´✿) why most you bring that up. You son of bitch

MC, lies: (︶︹︺✿) I have no recollection what you sample off, Mr. hatter.

Bee(?): (￢ ￢✿) omae, you do know your a bad liar.

MC: (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ sorry hanii. Are you still mad.

Mad hatter: come on don't be mad at one another for something of the past. (ㆁωㆁ✿)

Bee(?): (；⌣̀_⌣́)✿ I'm use to being the underdog of this marriage.

Mad hatter: then divor--

Bee(?): ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ✿ what if I'll divorce your existence from life, instead.

Mad hatter: (ㆁωㆁ✿) how cute. I thought you would dislike your little darling from what you been through. Why continue suffering?

Bee(?): (`ー´) and let that rabbit have them? Dream on. ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ my spouse and I are destined and married and will not be divorce even you kill me over and over again.

There's no "death do us apart here"(￣ヘ￣) I'll end everyone who try to part this marriage. ++(ʘᴗʘ) even their death is something that I won't let to happened upon them. (◉‿◉) if they die, I just have to reset the time and stop it from happening.

(；⌣̀_⌣́) I have learn how to heal them and being core fae lessen the possibility of death. If their heart shutter. We can both share one heart, so they won't ever leave me.

MC:

Reaper: (• ▽ •;✿) ...

Mad hatter: o( ❛ᴗ❛ )o well said, Lucifer incarnation.

MC: ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ✿⁄)⁄ h-hanii. C-can you say it again. I wanna record it.. (＾་།＾✿) y-your so seggsy and hot when your being threatening... Ehehe. ♡(> ਊ <✿)♡ I love you so much! Ehehe.

You hug Bee(?) Who circle his arms around in possessive manner, glaring at his other version.

Bee(?): (•ˇ3ˇ•) I l-love you too. ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

Reaper: (@_@) ahm are you seriously into that kind of thing. (；^ω^）

Mad hatter: (●´u`●) another good work for me then.

Reaper: how is that a good work??? (• ▽ •;)

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[seekerofpatterns]

Thoughts on The Blood of Youth now that I've finished it (minor spoilers).

Overall it was entertaining. I liked the story, the actors were enjoyable to watch, good costumes, good effects, generally good sets (bonus points for when they reused a set and copped to doing just that in the script. Some refreshing honestly there.) The twist with the multiple scrolls at the end had me laughing. That is the third time I've seen that guy play a shady emperor and he's enjoyable each time.

However, while I really loved the show at the beginning I lost enthusiasm in the last third of it. After thinking about the reasons, I've singled in on this: it has a George R.R. Martin issue, meaning that it introduced so many characters that everything got watered down as the writers scurried around bouncing from one plot to the next, trying to wrap everything up.

Take poor Wuxin. He is presented as a main character, and in fact is a main character at the start. A huge part of the plot centers around him. It is resolved and... he basically disappears. He has a tiny throwaway plot that keeps him isolated, a throwaway explanation as to how he got into that situation, and then poof he's gone again. Thoroughly unsatisfying. For someone who was supposedly rescued through the power of friendship, there was none of it on display, not like what we saw at the beginning of the show.

Lei Wu Jie gets treated better -- at least he doesn't diaper completely -- but he also has entire episodes where he's there for maybe 2 minutes, in what feels like scenes written to remind us he does still exist.

In the meantime we spend lots of time on characters that could have advanced the story off screen (the pretty guy from Untamed -- I love seeing his face but his entire reason for being was to be fridged. While it was cool that it was a guy instead of a girl, all that time could have been spent in better ways). Some characters could have written out easily with no effect on the plot at all (pretty guy's disciples, who did nothing but take up time as far as I can recall), giving time back to the main characters.

Overall, I'd still recommend the show to people who like C-dramas, but not to someone who hasn't watched them before. It's too bad. I really thought this one would be excellent, but it ended up just being good.