you learn how to brew Binah's favorite tea perfectly, and in exchange she learns exactly how you prefer your favorite hot drink. even if it isn't tea
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Dp x Dc prompt #4
After discovering weird energy readings coming from the Pit located underneath Gotham, Batman decides to check it out.
Arriving at the scene with Robin, the first thing they notice is not any escaped Arkham rogue or Assassin from the League like they had been expecting.
No, instead, next to the pit sits a random exhausted-looking guy. Next to him are studying materials which he seems to be working on, and he’s also holding a straw that’s dipped straight into the Pit, occasionally taking a sip.
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🌸 A little bit half-ass, not much effort into this little comic🙃 but I think we all know where all that attention went to😘✨lol
Kind of got the idea from that spider Virus game from that one episode I don't know what it was called but I thought it'd be funny
🐵Monkey King SiMpInG for Mac, You know our Monkey King is going to download it and play on HARD MODE! 🎮( lmao😆💖✨)
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I know that all DNIs are inherently flawed and pointless anyway, but what are some common criteria or addendums that make you doubly disregard them? (Besides the obvious...) I'll go first!
Fandom bullshit listed over things like "racist" or "homophobic"
You can just tell they're putting something on there because everyone else has it on theirs, but they have no idea what they're talking about
Acting entitled to know every follower's exact age, gender, sexuality, race, religion, and country of origin or risk being blocked
Calling fans of a particular media freaks/bigots/losers, followed by "current moots excluded!"
Overabundance of censoring that does nothing but make sure their talk of sensitive topics gets past every filter
"Basic DNI criteria"
"Etc"
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I like radiostatic in a "Vox has a pathetic crush on Alastor and his love language is violence, Alastor thinks its fucking hilarious but has no romantic feelings for Vox (or anyone for that matter)" kinda way
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Can your dog-folks sip from cups properly, or are Vasco and his contemporaries out at fancy wine parties with their snoots in the glass going *shlorpshlorpshlorp*
As funny as the mental image of the shlorpshlorpshlorping is, I have to go with the sipping. Mostly for practical reasons, the way dogs drink is kind of messy and inprecise, they basically use the back of their tongue as a ladle.
I think they would have to have their own specialized drinkware too, something more shallow and wide rimmed I'd guess (wouldn't you just land back to the bowl territory then?). Imagine being a brachycephalic (short faced) dog like a french bulldog and trying to reach the last drop of champagne from the bottom of the long and narrow flute with your nonexistant snout, without losing your sense of dignity entirely.
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I’m dying please I want retired ZoSan after they find the all blue and Zoro gets to be the best swordsman and Sanji has his own resturant and its just
“You didnt have to stay you know.”
“Eh, well, the world’s greatest swordsman needs a dramatic place for challengers to come to, and I dont mind the food either, even if you are still a shitty cook.”
Edit: i wrote it
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the ultimate ghoap x reader dynamic is Soap having a wayyyyy higher sex drive than Ghost (because Simon's a bit older and honestly Johnny just constantly needs to come or he gets all worked up and barky and restless) so Ghost just lets Soap borderline maul you to keep him occupied. lets him go crazy on you whenever Soap's feeling pent up because, that way, when Ghost wants you to just sit on his dick and cockwarm him during a football game or something, he can tell the silly pup to scram because he's already had his turn.
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tfw you teach your oldest bro to swear and your twin does not approve
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some sillies for the AU because it's not 100% angst 🤣 the bros will still have little squabbles and fights, especially once they got to know each other better.
if you didn't see it in my instagram stories, raph wasn't taught how to speak and just picked up words and sentences based on how he heard people use them. leo and april did their best to teach him how to speak but it was donnie that taught him how to speak fluently.
also based this off a prompt @/cloudy_wc_ gave me 😂
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