#let’s get acquainted

[crustyfloor]

The way Till looked genuinely pissed off because of Ivan but he’s not mean about it. Just thinking. The fact that he didn’t just say fuck off right then and there when Ivan asked him for a kiss, but he instead worked around it, as if after realizing Ivan was actually serious he said this as an attempt to pacify Ivan. because even though we get the irony here, it does look like Till trying to ‘let him down easy.’

Even his internal dialogue is harsh, but he doesn’t voice it.

And when Ivan starts whining and getting in his space again, Till doesn’t bother pressing it and just lets Ivan sulk, as if he’s simply handling a pouty child. Like he’s used to it and just letting it be, it doesn’t mean he liked it but Till really wasn’t trying to hurt Ivan.

(even more unsurprising how no punches were thrown, again. Till can only be provoked into acting that way, had this been Ivan’s perspective I’m sure this situation would have looked a lot more narrow-minded)

[bogkeep]

testosterone OBTAINED

[letsventstuff]

You'd never be able to make me feel an ounce of pity for a manipulative piece of shit and a victim card player. Not. Ever. Again.

[whyreyousoobsessedwithme]

Does this mean we're getting closer to a gun/goo/James Lee/crystal backstory?

[veryaren]

here.... Take this bwforei go..... (To bed)

[jinn-exe]

ever since i heard temeura's version of Can't Take My Eyes Off of You, I've been thinking abt modern au codywan where they don't know each other but most of their friends or acquaintances have a mutual group. And they've never met once, not until cody's brother, Fox, gets married to Quinlan, and they're obviously the best man for their respective sides. Okay, so they dont meet during the rehearsal dinner either, bc obi-wans some type of special forces agent, and he missed it due to being off country, but he promises Quinlan he'll make it on the day of the wedding! Fast forward to the reception part, they're all having fun, drinking, dancing, and the general chaos that comes whenever there's a shit ton of Fetts in one social gathering. Anyway, the vocalist they hired for the live band ends up bailing, and they're immediately in an emergency family meeting bc whos going to sing now??? Of course, Rex perks up and says, "What about Cody?" And everyone agrees bc like why didnt we think of that?? And Cody VEHEMENTLY refuses, they're all tackling him to the ground begging, screaming, and using their younger brother privilege until finally, finally, Cody relents with a tired sigh. He goes on stage, and looks a bit flustered, but he ends up singing it anyway and everyones howling clapping cheering him on, and just as he gets to the part of, "Now that I found you, stay" his eyes land on one very attractive and equally curious Obi-Wan kenobi mouthing the lyrics. If Cody's voice wavered a little during the next line, no one noticed or bothered to care. The audience shouts for an encore and Cody has no other choice but to do it, and you can imagine it's a very long night, most of the guests have already made their way home and have trickled into a small crowd of family and close friends. Cody's disappointed bc he didn't get to speak to the handsome gentleman, but what he didn't expect to happen was to find the same man waiting for him at the hotel venue, grinning fondly as if they’ve known each other their whole lives.

[capn-twitchery]

looking for calling cards for reference and this one is so fucking funny

victorian fuckboy tinder profile equivalent

[ratcandy]

so there's a video i sent my mom from my abroad trip wherein i am syringe-feeding a bee that's freshly emerged from the pupal stage, right. and my mom was enamored enough by that video to post it to her facebook page. right.

and that's all well and good. the whole family and my mom's friends get to see me feed a bee. cool. but then she shows me in my own video, and is giggling, and goes "oh yeah, at some point you call the bee 'darling.'"

and i just feel . the color drain from my face. like Oh God No. and then I hear it in the video. me ever-so-sweetly going "there you go, darling" to this bee.

Now all of my mom's facebook friends know I call bugs pet names. and i just have to live with that knowledge

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

i love the idea that ford ran into aliens in the multiverse that were super into him, but even more so i love the idea that ford is completely uninterested in any way shape or form in anyone that is not the people he already knows. so you get interactions like

alien: oh, i'm sorry, are you sitting here?

ford: yeah

alien: oh, don't worry, i'll leave

ford: thanks

alien: ...you want me to stay?

ford: no

alien: aha, no one ever wants to sit next to me

ford: me neither

alien: well, okay, thanks <3

ford: ...okay

[solei-eclipse]

Hey hey Para hi hello hope you're doing well💕✨

Idk if you've already posted about this, but where are Kioku and Jiu's name placements if you don't mind me asking? I'm curious👀✨

Hi Toon!!! I hope you're doing well too!! Please take good care of yourself! :)

I haven't posted it yet, so thank you for reminding me!!

The tags you wrote about jioku being similar to/getting along with monisla must have seeped into my brain because I was going to say "jius is on the back of his neck and kios is on her arm" and then I sprung up like WAIT.

Anyway, Jiu's is on his left wrist (like Ivan) and Kio's is on her collarbone, close to her heart (like Hyuna)!

[doctorweebmd]

so there's this post floating around about like, feeling like an outsider even in a group of outsiders and i almost reblogged it being like

'aha i do that'

except. like. i know exactly why that happens, and its 100% my fault

i just have trouble maintaining relationships because i'm a poor communicator. that's been the case since high school. i dont really initiate conversations or remember to text or call people. its not from a place of indifference or anything like that - i'm sincerely an 'out of sight out of mind' kind of person.

i can not talk to and not see someone for months or years but my feelings for them don't change. it doesn't bother me if people dont check in on me or don't hang out with me or don't text me. i still like them. unfortunately that is not how 99% of the population communicates. people (rightfully) assume that when someone doesn't initiate conversation or hang-outs or doesn't check in on you, that they don't care about you. for me, thats not the case at all. like if i like you and consider you my friend, you are ALWAYS my friend. i would do anything for you and would be more than happy to talk/see each other/support you/etc. its just the day-to-day communication that i really struggle with. but thats how most relationships form - regular, consistent communication.

i've gone through periods of extreme guilt for this where i sincerely try, and make new friends, and re-connect with texting and phone calls and hanging out more often but inevitably something happens, i get busy or i forget and suddenly all this time passes and people think i dont care anymore. unfortunately that's not the case whatsoever - time is kind of abstract to me and i dont understand that while my feelings don't change, others feel more distant or abandoned.

and i've really hurt people in my life like that. friends that i've known for many years from high school/college are a LITTLE more forgiving because they know i'm just 'like that' but still. it does hurt people. like i haven't spoken to my dad in probably at least a year - not because i dont love him, but because of that same reason. he doesn't reach out and i forget and it just steamrolls because he gets hurt, doesn't reach out because he thinks i'm intentionally 'ignoring' him, and i continue to forget, and its just this viscous cycle. i haven't talked to my grandparents in months. my mom knows better and texts me every week or so, but it still hurts her that she has to reach out so regularly. she also plays these games where she sees how 'long' it takes for me to remember to reach out. a lot of people in my life have done that. its like i'm being tested on something without ever being told its a standard test, ya know? i'm always destined to fail it because i dont know how long is too long. at which point will the time and distance be unacceptable? i still dont know the answer.

and i think it makes me come off as a really heartless and callous person. its made me kind of keep people at arms-length because i know i'm not capable of being a part of most people's lives. i have perfectly normal and pleasant relationships with my coworkers and all that, but i'm generally not close with them. and i can see the confusion, because we hang out and i'm pretty normal or whatever and we have fun and then they don't hear from me for months and they're like 'uhhhh.... okay? so i guess you don't like me?'

i do. i just have different relationship maintenance standards than others i guess. so i just overall avoid being around others just because i know i'll disappoint them. it is what it is but it really is sad, in a way.

[megumi-fm]

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[nemo-of-house-hamartia]

Omg back to Sweden again.

And this time for good.

I am not moving EVER AGAIN.

*puts roots in Swedish soil and starts stocking up to make glögg*

[thestobingirlie]

when r//nance shippers think robin and nancy fucking in steve’s bed makes total sense, but robin considering steve’s feelings is TOO FAR

[butchviking]

trying 2 decide if i should go to the cinema by myself or invite my best friend who i have not actually gotten along with for several months and who i cant hang out w without arguing. i have got to get more friends -_-

[yellowloid]

I kinds expect Alex and Miles to not interact that much during the concerts after the whole drama during the last days... really hope I'm wrong. Wanne see our boys happy together

lmao nah anon i honestly think if they do end up acting weird with each other (which i'm hoping doesn't happen, but. yknow. chances are low but never zero), the whole recent drama would be the very least likely reason behind their behavior skfhshks