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tanglepelt · 1 year

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Dp x dc idea 9

When Danny does his jail break after being arrested by walker, walker doesn’t do his revenge plan.

He doesn’t raid amity or make everyone think phantom is bad. Nope walker does research of the human realm and goes to the justice league about escaped convicts from a different dimension.

I think it would be funny

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front-facing-pokemon · 10 months

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#spinda #AAAHHHH YES!!! our belovèd spinda. from their café!!! probably one of my favorite minor characters from pmd sky #whom i don't even think was in the original explorers games. i think spinda's café was exclusive to sky. if i'm remembering correct #ly. or maybe that was shaymin village. i know shaymin village was for sure but maybe it was just that and not both of them. either way #have a delicious drink and allow the flower of conversation to bloom! i could quote spinda all day. he had “hopes and dreams” before toby #ever did. THAT'S ALSO like i had no idea what spinda's pronouns were. i kept trying to figure it out because i talked about him quite a lot‚#but no one in game ever talked about him. to mention his pronouns? turns out. there's ONE line of dialogue where the post office fucker in #shaymin village mentions him and calls him a he. i think that's the only time spinda is referred to in the third person with a pronoun #i believe it's when they're talking about like. how you can send gifts or whatever and pick up the characters' responses at spinda's café #which is still a really fucking good feature. of any video game. SEE WHAT I MEAN spinda and their café is just an incredibly good Thing #it's to the point where my home wifi network is named “Spinda's Café Wi-Fi” because i love it so much. so if you're ever runnin around #and you see a wifi network by that name… it might be me! you never know! or… it could be the real deal. the real spinda's café is somewhere #nearby…! ugh. i wish. i would go there immediately #not even to mention all the other shit about this pokémon that's really good. like that they never walk in straight lines or whatever #their little dance. it's just. huUGHKLJKAHJVDHJHDAJSVGD i love spinda. a nice pick-me-up after the underwhelmingness that was grumpig #shake it this way… shake it that way… and stir it all around… and it's done!

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audhd-nightwing · 2 months

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me: all vigilantes are inherently anti-cop because the whole point is they literally do what the cops can’t/won’t do

someone: but dick grayson-

me: IS NOT A FUCKING COP BECAUSE FUCK DC AND THEIR IDIOTIC MINDNUMBING IDEAS THERES NO WAY HE’D EVER BE A COP OKAY?

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queenoftheimps · 1 month

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Armand: [Daniel] wants you in pieces for the privilege of putting you together how he sees fit. Louis: It's his job. Armand: It's his drug. He's reveling in it. >:( Daniel, in the other room: I wonder if I can watch the Mets on TV from Dubai.

#interview with the vampire #iwtv #armand de romanus #louis de pointe du lac #daniel molloy #that whole exchange is so very hilariously projection and i love it #YES WHO IN THIS PENTHOUSE LIKES TO BE IN CONTROL OF OTHERS #I WONDER #I BET IT'S DEFINITELY THE OLD GUY WHO CAN'T EVEN GET HIS PARKINSON'S IV IN A REAL DOCTOR'S OFFICE WHILE HE'S HERE

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sigskk · 1 month

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sooo i started thinking about pacific rim again

[ID: A traditional drawing of Sigma from Bungo Stray Dogs on lined paper, wearing a drivesuit from Pacific Rim. The drivesuit resembles a mecha-style suit of armor. His full body is shown, standing and leaning more onto his right leg. His right arm is awkwardly sitting near his waist, and his left hand is brushing his bangs from his face. The plates of armor are white, whereas the suit underneath is black. He's looking off to the right with a neutral expression. End ID.]

#late night sig doodles #lord my body has been against me these past few days. i started writing a pacrim!au fic for another (nonexistent) fandom #bc i couldn't take my evening nap. 😞#anyways this is sigma he's not a ranger he's just a PPDC officer. like LOCCENT mission control yk.#he knows how to pilot a v-50 jumphawk but he's never actually been deployed. he just can.#idk. maybe not an officer but if he had to fill that role he probably cld. but i do think he would be in mission control #OMG PACRIM SIGSKK #DRIFT PARTNERS DAZAI CHUUYA MISSION CONTROL SIGMA SO REAL AND TRUE #i'm so normal. please someone talk to me about pacrim!bsd #[ my art ]#sigma #sigma bsd #bsd sigma #sigma fanart #bungo stray dogs #bsd #bungo stray dogs fanart #bsd fanart #sigma bungo stray dogs #pacific rim #pacific rim au #pacrim au #pacrim bsd #please please please be a tag

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americankimchi · 28 days

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tcw is so good at introducing us to characters and bite-sized stories that capture our attention and so, SO bad at following even a modicum of logic when it comes to the consequences of actions under military law

#personal #or just anything with the military in general #their organizational structure is in SHAMBLES #also anakin ALONE should've been written up for like half the shit he's pulled #like what do you MEAN you didn't wipe the extremely sensitive data off your astromech droid because you didn't want to. checks notes.#''POTENTIALLY risk wiping r2's personality even though not doing so DEFINITELY risks the lives of at minimum thousands of personnel across #the entire GAR''???????#AND THEN LOSE THAT VERY SAME ASTROMECH DROID PUTTING ALL THOSE AFOREMENTIONED LIVES INTO REAL JEOPARDY #WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNN THERE WERE NO TANGIBLE CONSEQUENCES #FOR NOT FOLLOWING BASIC OPSEC!!!!! YOU ARE A *GENERAL*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AUGHHHHH #also!!! you CANNOT just IGNORE or outright DEFY the orders of your DIRECT SUPERIOR OFFICER #that is INSUBORDINATION!!!!! YOU CAN BE COURT MARTIALED FOR THAT ANAKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!#tcw just goes ''(sighing fondly) oh ANAKIN'' every time he pulls shit like this #like okay yes the jedi are not military first they're jedi first but they are OPERATING. AS MILITARY. IN A WAR!!!!!! RULES ARE THERE FOR #A REASON #AUGHGHFDJKGHFDJKG

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gregoftom · 11 months

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alright nero damn

#WHERE do i even start with this ohahnd m #ok first of all TOM why is your voice so fucking low???????????????????? like girl.........#i know he's being quiet but it's also so LOW. so murmuring...... so .... IntimateTM #the way they act so TETHERED to one another. the way greg is like OH YEAH for a second i forgot #i am bound to you. so am i gonna be okay bc are you? are WE?#YOURE GONNA GET CASTRATED ON PAY SHUT THE HELL UP NERO!!!!! I KNOW HE AINT SAY THAT ON ACCIDENT #he's still thinking about nero sporus he hasn't forgotten what he said to greg in that office he still feels the same way #greg is his sporus now and forever i'm suprised he didn't drop the sporus right there tbh #but i think i can keep you girl i KNOW that is all you are thinking about. that is a top fucking priority for you. you want to keep greg #at all costs. your job yeah you want that and all but the Real reason you want it all is to keep greg with you just SAY that #i mean. you did but still #also stop looking at him like that by talos!!!!!! it gets worse by the day i s2g #tom [looking at greg like he's his entire world]: die #ALSO THE WAAAAY HE TOUCHED GREG TWICE AFTER #cant just touch him once huh. touching his face tenderly is NOT ENOUGH i Must touch his shoulder too. more touching. he is mine btw #tomgreg

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slicedblackolives · 1 year

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my personal theory of why characters like james bond and indiana jones and batman and the line cook in bear are sexy is that that particular rogue archetype combines working class male attributes of physical violence and manual labour with a bourgeoise genteelness so middle class viewers don't have to deal with the cognitive dissonance of finding male labouring bodies hot but not wanting to fuck poor people

#like thats what gymming boils down to?#men who do physical labour and have the bodies for that are like objectively hot but the class of men that does it for their job are not #viable partners under capitalism for middle class women/mlm #so u settle for a billionaire who beats up criminals in his off time #or an eton-cambridge educated hired killer #like thats why sebastian moran has to be a disgraced lordling yanno. if the middle class readership has to find him hot. he has to have #that social and cultural capital even tho it makes zero sense for his real job #why officers are hot and grunt soldiers aren't #or if grunt soldiers are hot theyre the 'secretly' poetry reading kind #there has to be SOMETHING. to mark them as distinctively NOT working class despite the working class job #LIKE EVEN IN THE BEAR!#the majn character is so fucking hot hes a line cool hes filthy but hes a haute couture chef #he 'approximates' working classness without embodying it so he can be desired yanno #its also v specific to men

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zer0point5ive · 5 months

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the realest thing about saw 2004 is that the popular pretty mean girl from highschool ended up working in the medical field

#its like if real life was happening before my eyes #i would say that hed spend his lunch break gossiping nd being a bitch but the truth is that i think hes too much of a bitch to even do that #hed close his office door and sigh in relief at being away from everyone cause he cant stand any of them #he gives off that sort of vibe. you know what i mean #this is why he needs adam to bring him back down to earth humble him a little etc #📹

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strawberrystepmom · 5 months

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no but imagine being at the 8th division headquarters to visit akitaru and everyone’s like “captain obi captain obi” and he’s like “just a second im busy” but he’s busy listening to u explain the plot of ratatouille to him

#‘so he’s a rat and he’s under linguines hat and they’re cooking’ and he’s just like ‘wow that is really something isn’t it’#meanwhile everyone is beating on his office door even tho it isn’t a real emergency they just wanna ask him a question #‘HOLD on okay so you said the dish made the critic cry’#Ari sent me a post earlier and my first thought was OBI 🫵

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nana-glass-chillhop-radio-hour · 8 months

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Ok sorry I’m long overdue for a follow up of these tags I left on your post lol. Here goes: In my brain, the role of a cop is a very masculine one. Like obviously there are female cops but whenever they appear in media ( at the ones I’ve seen) they always are very masculine. So with Hayward whole thing about performing the role of a standard cop I think he was also performing masculinity in a very standard way. His whole arc in season 2 has also been about learning who he is outside of that performance so he I think he can also start to experiment with gender and get silly with it. I think that’d be good for him. maybe this only makes sense to me but thank you for the space to expand upon me ideas.

This is paige and Hayward season three. my final message

I just saw this response omg loving where you head is at... gotta get this out on the record before s3e3

#he can be gnc like harry dubois never let himself be #the silt verses #investigating officer hayward #hayward's gender has GOT to be weird like his whole thing with his wife who doesn't exist is SO gender #god I need to go back and rewrite 'come hell or high water' to make Hayward's wife not have been real #I think Jon and Muna have heavily implied that Hayward's wife was supposed to exist at the end of s1 #but Jon decided to make her fake retroactively just to fuck with us #(in a 'just to fuck with us (affectionate)' kinda way #I don't believe in rewriting fic to conform to canon but the fact that THAT'S the fanon they canonized is *so* fucking good #a tasty tasty treat for us gremlins #but his wife that doesn't exist... he's like an alien in a human body doing a dane cook routine at work #whenever he talks about his wife who doesn't exist hating him I'm reminded of that John Mulaney bit #of 'my wife's a bitch and I don't like her? That's not a comedy routine! That's a support group for men in crisis!'#like Hayward. you invented this woman #she isn't real #why did you make her a bitch who doesn't like you????#and who YOU are pathetically still in love with #Like that's the craziest thing he doesn't even portray himself as in a failing marriage #he portrays himself as being desparate to stay in a failing marriage even though he isn't in love because he's afraid of being alone???#like hello am I speaking English here that's fucking insane in the membrane #siltposting #anyway thank you for answering my ask sorry to write this tag novel when you were just trying 2 help

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incorrect-league-of-villains · 2 years

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Twice: Hey, you look like you're thinking pretty hard! What's on your mind?

Hawks: If you put a pizza on top of another pizza, you'll have two pizzas. BUT, if you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, it's still just one lasagna.

Twice:

#incorrect lov #twice getting interviewed like in the office: listen hawks is a cool guy but sometimes i reaaaaaally wonder what goes on in his head #twice: like where does he even come up with this stuff? the shower?#twice: if being wet gave him these ideas he'd be spouting them like a fossit around dabi #twice: but no he just. thinks of them on the spot no matter where he is #twice: maybe that's his real quirk #bnha twice #jin bubaigawara #bnha hawks #takami keigo

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rpfisfine · 2 months

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find 10 hidden objects type image

#the mysterious lonely snapback....the empty water bottle and the lonesome lid thats too big for it.. giant roll of duct tape #dirty keyboard ... why the long face second monitor #is his mouse pad... dear lord.... some kind of anime girl with breasts as the wrist support perhaps or is it sth even worse #the way he doesnt have his youtube play buttons displayed in any way is real as fuck but also bone-chilling #also the layout of their office is so intriguing to me what do you mean theres not like a solid wall behind their monitors.........#ididathing #alex apollonov #GET UP #also 10 tabs open on his computer.. which could mean nothing

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majimassqueaktoy · 8 months

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I noticed Daigo and Mine are developing real feelings about each other I'm not being homophobic but Daigo said he wants a family one day and obviously Mine is a man and hates children so wont be able to provide this for him