#lil coding

[duckapus]

SMG3 on the phone: Mario did you or did you not open my bag of Carbon Monoxide in the coffee shop?

Mario, model in horrible condition: I'm just saying hypothetically how would we close it?

Toad in the background: *holding a bag that's blowing some kind of wind in his face which is causing it to horrifically distort*

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SMG4: *hands Beeg, who is partly buried in sand, a toy shovel* Poseidon will quiver before you.

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Sally: I'm not dumb! I just like nice things that make me happy! At least I don't want to fight and be mean all the time like some people!

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Ranma: Just once, I want the opportunity to dramatically swipe everything off a table to make room for a giant map that I'll use to explain the plan.

Tulip: Step one; learn to make a plan when you're not already punching.

Ranma: Damnit.

Alice: Step two; learn how to talk to people without pissing them off so you actually have the chance to explain anything ever.

Ranma: Damnit!

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Saiko: Petition to remove the D from Wednesday.

Mario: Wednesay

Saiko: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

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The Abyss: *rips your soul out of your body* VIBE CHECK!

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Emulator: I'm taking away language until y'all learn how to act.

Meggy: *ominous silence*

Mario: Bunga Unga Bunga Bunga

SMG4: bbj. ajjsbf. lalsbnfjd. ghy.

Bob: The Tower of Babel.

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Daffy: Consider this; *pulls up an image on a slide projector* Ancient Catboys.

Daffy: Or Nyanderthals, if you will.

Ranma, hiding behind the couch: I most certainly will not!

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Francis: LASER GENDER REMOVAL!

Francis, wildly brandishing his Inkweaver 2.0: Obliterate your gender with my refreshing and deadly beams!

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Root: *answers the door*

Toadette: Is Toad home?

Root: Oh, you know what?

Toad: *jumps out through the window, smashing it*

Root: He just left.

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Marianne: I'm short, which means that all my rage is concentrated.

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Desti: *barges into the room and closes the door behind her* Who wants to make five bucks?

Lil Coding: How?

Desti: I need someone to take the fall.

Principal Guy, outside: Oh my god!

Lily: What did you do!?

Desti: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Principal Guy: Oh my GOD!

LC: ...Make it ten.

Desti: *sighs* Done.

Principal Guy: OH MY GOD!!!

Desti: *whispering while grabbing LC's shoulders* You're a good kid.

Desti: *kicks the door open and pulls him out with her* I got him, Principal Guy! I got him, don't worry!

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Dale, while pinned by Honeytrap: You've crossed the line from regular villainy into cartoonish super-villainy

[hinamie]

how many hoodies can i give this kid

[ellestrade]

It's so funny to me when people said that Damian is the only BatFamily member that Bruce didn't choose/want/was forced into caring as if we didn't watch that boy tried to leave on multiple occasions only for Bruce/the other BatFamily chasing him down and dragging him back kicking and screaming

[sunsburns]

clark kent, who just loves to stare at you (18+)

he just thinks you’re so pretty. a view worth risking everything for.

and you think he’s pretty too—especially like this. his lashes flutter, eyes lidded but never closing, even as they well up, clouded with heat and desperation. his brows knit together, a deep crease forming between them, like he’s struggling to make sense of the pleasure, to keep himself tethered when all he really wants is to fall apart for you. his lips part on soft, shuddering moans, the kind he doesn’t bother holding back, doesn’t want to—he wants you to hear him, to know exactly what you’re doing to him.

his fingers thread into your hair, holding you there, tugging just a little whenever you take him deeper. you can feel the tension in his grip, the barely-there restraint as he fights the urge to pull you down, to chase the wet heat of your mouth. and then—

he whimpers.

a grown man, six-foot-whatever, broad and powerful in every sense of the word, whimpers at the sight of you gagging around his cock. and fuck, it makes something in you tighten, makes heat pool low in your stomach. you let him slip from your mouth, just enough to catch your breath, and watch how his eyes go wide, unfocused, his chest rising and falling like he’s forgetting how to breathe. you press a kiss to the flushed, sensitive tip, slow and deliberate, and he shudders—actually shudders—his grip tightening in your hair.

your lips trail down, tracing every thick vein along his length, your tongue flicking out to taste him before you work your way back up. never breaking eye contact. never letting him look away.

shit, you’re so pretty like this. he doesn’t want to look away.

and you don’t want him to, either. but you do love those fleeting moments when the pleasure overtakes him—when his head tips back suddenly, baring the length of his neck and throat, every muscle tensing under his flushed skin. you see the mess of bruises you’d left there, dark and blooming against his fair complexion. his jaw clenches, stomach going tight as his hips jerk forward, uncontrolled, needy.

yeah, you love to see him like that. that split-second loss of control before he drags his head back down again, like he physically can’t stand not looking at you.

there’s a tear slipping down his cheek now, his glasses fogged and slipping down his nose. his bottom lip trembles, wet and kiss-swollen, and then he’s muttering your name, voice thick with devotion and wrecked with pleasure. soft, sweet nothings spill from his mouth, each one punctuated by a moan, a whimper, a stuttered plea—

and then, breathless, ruined, he warns you he’s close.

[onionninjasstuff]

carrying each other :з

[goofalicousgooberface]

I love this clip so much. Lassie just knows. Immediately what Shawn is about to do. It’s like when a dog has something in its mouth and is tryna sneak past u w it but it’s so obvious. Or when u have to tell a cat not to push a vase off the counter top

[faunandfloraas]

[But stay tuned for happy times]

[basiatlu]

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael teaches Gregory the old FNAF technique

[ichiro-artosaki]

more sirenzel au doodles!!

-guppy'zel with bbyheart

-what if we mashed wereheart and sirenzel au's together 🥺

[glitchedcosmos]

Smol classic baby cat

[duckapus]

SMG4: *standing in the middle of a scene of fire and chaos, presumably created by Mario* You know, one day I'm gonna stop being surprised by shit like this.

SMG4: And on that day the Circle of Stupidity will be complete.

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Emulator: Are you crazy?

Trixie: Legally, no. There's not a word for my condition.

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Luigi: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!

Mario: Oh? More humiliating than-

Luigi: We are not doing this!

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(after Eldritch Old Man Yaoi actually happens. also one of these characters won't make sense until my latest ask to Effi goes through)

Phobos: Would you like to talk about your feelings, Juliano?

Juliano, mostly resigned with a hint of contempt: Not anymore, no.

Black Doom: I would.

Phobos: I know, Doom.

Black Doom: I am sad.

Phobos: I know, Doom.

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Ash: I once let Litten drink the bathtub water while I was in it.

Arceus: ONCE AGAIN, KIND OF WEIRD, BUT NOT A SIN.

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Dapple: I am working on this Good Guy thing, but anyone who cuts me in like at Starbucks deserves to have their kneecaps shot out, okay?

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Bob: Act tough, Tari.

Tari: But I'm not tough.

Bob: That's why I said act.

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Manifest: Sir, I thought you might want me in the office, given the circumstances.

CPU: How do you know about the circumstances? I just got the report.

Manifest: It's my job to know everything, sir.

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Nimbus: We'll meet here tomorrow, as the sun casts its last shadow upon the earth and the crescent moon has risen above the eastern ridge.

Tune: So... 'round Nine o'clock?

Nimbus: *deflating slightly* Yes, Tune, we'll meet up at nine.

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SMG4: Coding, can you pass the salt?

Lil Coding: Sure.

Lil Coding: *throws Toad at him*

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Timmy: Irene, are you there?

Irene: Physically, yes. Mentally is debatable.

[yhwcomeback]

Pixal 💜💜

[jesuisnilunnilautre]

thinking about the night shift reactions to finding out he’s been stealing benzos and honestly i think in the two minutes they take to bitch to each other about it before they decide they give no fucks ellis and shen are like. so embarrassing. caught out by an intern on her first day. kid couldnt even treat methemoglobinemia. fuckin day shift. and then they go do a forty minute stemi or something.

[fosliie]

This is not a dream my friend, and it will never end. This one is the nightmare that goes on

[wohyunz]

SEUNGMIN SKZ CODE, EP.73