unwilling cat dad simon oh i need it so bad.
he’s a dog guy through and through but your cat keeps nuzzling her head on his feet, weaving her little body between his legs while he’s walking, and chirping at him when he plops on his spot on the sofa in your place, and who is simon to not fall in love?
he picks her up and drapes her on his chest, and he just melts when she begins to purr so loud or when she makes biscuits on his sternum. he swipes his thumb softly at the top of her head and she mews, tongue poking out, and simon’s face crumples because god she is a sweetheart.
he’d even start calling her his daughter. his child.
“my baby’s baby,” he’ll say and then show a polaroid picture he took of you holding your cat up.
“our kid,” and it’s a cat with a binky.
“little princess,” and it’s a cat asleep on the side of his face, her whole body curled like a croissant while she nuzzles at his cheek.
(simon brings his dog with him and your cat is besotted.
“aww, are you poutin’ cuz you’re no longer her favourite boy?” you tease and simon just sniffs, looking away.
you laugh, loud and booming, and simon picks you up and throws you over his shoulder in retaliation.
you hear a chirp and a bark, and god you wouldn’t trade this for anything else.)
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
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lesbians enjoy pathetic male characters because we have an instinctive prey drive
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