#mcu flash thompson

[kenny-the-blink]

This is like the weirdest rant but I think Flash's breakdown was not touched on enough during NWH. Taking into account the theory that Flash thinks Peter is attention seeking, or is a bad person pretending to be good, there are two people, Peter, who's just asking for attention and acts all good but really isn't, and Spider-Man, his hero, his idol, a person who helps people, someone he looks up to. And then he finds out they're the same person. That must've been so incredibly confusing for him! He could've easily slapped his verdict of Peter on Spider-Man but he didn't! He believes in Spider-Man so much that he starts to believe in Peter and I think that's adorable and not shown enough at all.

[anonisbloggingsomewhere]

The twisted, less toxic, mental health struggling version of Flash Thompson that exists in my brain, listens to Mitski, and so do I

[side-shuffling-hyperfixations]

Spider-Man + Onion headlines because I was bored ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  

[queen-daya]

MJ’s Converse Appreciation @monthly-challenge | Day Five: “Shoes”

[indyanapolis898]

Mastermind

Peter Parker x f!reader

Synopsis: Peter has a crush on you from afar. One day you ask him to tutor you and things go from there.

Note: This really doesn't follow any specific canon from the movies.

"You know staring at Y/N won't make her like you."

Peter's head shot up at the sound of a voice behind him, that of MJ's. 

"W-what are you talking about?" Peter chuckled awkwardly, doing a horrible job of lying. 

"Me and Ned notice how much you watch Y/N. You always bring up any interaction you two have- and so much more! You like her. Just admit it, nerd," MJ explained amid the noisy school cafeteria. 

"So what if I do?" Peter shrugged as MJ sat next to him. 

"You should make a move- oh wait- you're too scared," MJ said with a sly smirk, begging him to fight back, which he did. 

"Nervous? I'm an Avenger! I don't get nervous!" Peter hissed.

"Then go talk to her, Avenger" MJ shrugged like it was the only obvious option.

"Well- I- I just don't want her to think I'm weird."

"Well, then you're out of luck in that regard," she joked dryly. "You two used to be close. Why can't you spark up a conversation about, like, the past?" 

"'Cause it's random, and also, we were friends in middle school! That was a while ago, MJ!"

"OK, Parker, I give up. Enjoy your futile people-watching."

Peter watched as MJ walked away to the lunch line. She wasn't wrong. He was too scared to even consider being near Y/N. 

The boy sighed, going back to eating his lunch after you left the room. 

___

"Alrighty!" Mr. Harrington clapped his hands together. "We have a new member for this semester's Academic Decathlon!"

The club whispered among themselves in anticipation of who it could be. Peter glanced up from his book when, of course, you entered the classroom with a new copy of the textbook. 

"I'm sure you all know Y/N, so welcome her into the club and help her get acquainted with the material for today's practice."

You smiled shyly at the group, waving and going to take a seat in the open chair next to Flash.

Peter silently groaned, letting his head fall onto the desk. Of course, it was you, and of course, you had to sit next to Flash. Flash had an obvious crush on you as well. 

"Peter. Wanna start off today's practice?" Mr. Harrington asked, staring directly at Peter as he lifted his head off his desk. Everyone was looking at him.

Peter sighed, standing up with his textbook to go to the podium to call the questions. 

The first round went by fast. You answered three times, getting all answers right. Peter could feel himself smile every time you rang the bell. 

Peter tried his best to compliment you when you answered during the second round. 

At one point, Peter asked a question the Flash rang in for. Peter watched as the boy mouthed to you: watch this. 

Flash got the question wrong, making you slightly giggle. Peter chucked, as did the rest of the class, at Flash's misplaced confidence. However, Peter wasn't laughing at Flash this time- he was laughing because you laughed. Peter wanted to cling on to any bit of you he could. He was glad Flash's terrible attempt to show off failed. 

After a few more rounds, Peter traded off with another student. Peter didn't want to be like Flash and do a flashy show-off of his skills, but he did want to impress you. 

Peter heard the first question- ringing in as soon as he could. He wasn't confident with his odds but gave a shaky answer, which was revealed to be correct. 

Peter smiled slightly. When he glanced to the left, you were smiling at him, presumably because he aced the question. He smiled back at you, hoping this was some sort of connection. You were noticing him!

If that was what it took, he could do it. Peter answered every question he could, getting almost all right. He got a thumbs-up from you once after a question!

___

After practice ended, he was packing his bag to leave when you approached him. Peter felt his heart speeding up dramatically.

"Hey, Peter. Love the jacket," you started things off, making Peter smile and examine his jacket, vowing to wear it more often. 

"Thank you. I... like your shirt. Um- you did good on your first day," Peter gave a tightlipped smile, trying to act normal. 

"Thanks, but you were on fire! Like seriously, some of those questions were insane," you gushed, grinning the whole time.

"Oh, wow, uh, thank you!" Peter stuttered out, causing you to giggle. "You gave great answers, too!" He rushed to follow up.

"Yeah, about that... those were the bare minimum. I joined this club to help raise my grades. Clearly you know your stuff, so... I have the biggest favor to ask."

Peter raised his brows. "Uh, yeah, what's that?"

"So, it's OK if you say no because it's so random, but could you tutor me in some of the subjects covered here? I could really use the help, but again it's OK if y-"

"I'll do it," Peter agreed quickly, blushing at how eager he sounded. You grinned largely. 

"Seriously? 'Cause I could pay you if that's necessary." 

"Y/N, you don't have to pay anything. Honestly, I mean, it's the least I can do for the girl who defended me from Jose in 8th grade," Peter recalled a memory from their past, mentally punching himself for saying something that most likely meant nothing to her.

"You still remember that? Wow, I didn't know I could even make an impact like that," you said, surprised in a good way.

Peter decided to roll with it. "Uh, yeah, I mean, Jose was a jerk, so I was just glad someone stood up for me. So, uh, yeah," Peter awkwardly chuckled, rubbing the back of his neck. 

You shrugged nonchalantly. "Anytime. But yeah, thank you so much for agreeing. When are you free to go over the material?"

Peter supposed one evening without Spider-Man wouldn't hurt. "Tonight," he said right away. "Um, like five?"

"Can do. At the library?"

"Absolutely."

"See you then, Peter. Thanks again," you waved at him as you left the class to go to your next. 

___

"So, you're telling me that all you had to do was be nerdy, and she just came up to you?" MJ recounted Peter's story in a tone laced with disbelief.

"Yes! Seriously. If you didn't have to miss today's practice for your re-do test, you would've seen it! So, believe it or not, I've gotta get to the library soon and tutor Y/N," Peter said cockily, standing up from the barstool at the cafe MJ part-timed at. 

MJ just rolled her eyes but gave a genuine smile. "Good luck. Don't screw it up."

"Thanks? I'll try not to."

With that, Peter slung his bag onto his back and left the shop, library-bound. 

___

The library wasn't awfully busy that weekday, making it easy to find a table in a corner. Peter laid his books and notebooks out, realizing you wouldn't know where he was, nor did he have your number to text you. 

Everything worked out, however, when you wandered into the back section he was sitting, looking lost. Your eyes lit up at the sight of him, making Peter's stomach churn in a good way.

You walked with a purpose over to the table, sitting your stuff down. "I was looking all over for you," you grinned, not meaning it in a guilt-tripping way. 

Peter realized he actually had to reply instead of staying in a daydream. "Oh- yeah. I sat here and realized you might not be able to find me, but luckily you did."

"Yeah, it only took like, seven different aisles," you laughed before opening your notebook.

Peter couldn't tell if he was just nervous or if he just loved the sound of your laugh, but his heart raced. 

"So, I was thinking... we could piggyback off what we did in practice today?"

"Sounds good. I'm sure whatever I learn will be good when you're teaching it," you said, laying your chin on the palm of your hand. 

Peter could feel his face heat up. He ducked his head down to the textbook and chuckled. "Yeah... I- uh- just start in on page five right here."

For thirty minutes, Peter was able to impart some knowledge your way. After you two finished a chapter, you turned to Peter with a closed-mouth smile. "This has been really helpful, thank you."

Peter frowned. "You're done?"

You continued smiling. "Just for today, yeah. But I'm really hungry... do you wanna get something to eat?"

Peter perked up at the invitation to continue spending time together. "Yeah, I'd love to!" He said very excitedly, to which you just giggled. 

"OK, c'mon. I'll show you this really good Thai place I like down the block."

You and Peter collected your things, exiting the library together to walk down the sidewalk to the restaurant of choice.

"So, you had that Stark Internship, right?"

"Yeah- still do, actually. I'm still just the young guy, though."

"Hey, they'll realize what a dedicated worker you are, and when they do, they'll have to give you more opportunities."

"You think so?"

"You seem like you have a great work ethic, Peter, so yeah, I do think so."

Peter just grinned, looking down at the sidewalk. You were making him nervous.

___

The restaurant you two entered was moderately nice for a casual New York City restaurant. 

You both ordered at the counter and then sat at an empty table.

Peter wanted to try and flirt, but he knew he'd be super awkward and make things weird. Nevertheless, he still attempted to gain your favor.

"You caught on really fast with the Academic stuff. It was like you already knew it! So, I guess you're a natural."

You looked away and grinned. "Thank you. I- um- guess I just needed a few reminders, is all."

Peter cocked a brow, but their food was placed in front of them at that moment. The two ate, sharing conversation about middle school and how annoying some of their classes were now. 

Somehow, the topic got moved on to Flash. 

"You know Flash has a thing for you," Peter decided to throw bait into the water as the pair left the restaurant, being that they had finished their food.

You furrowed your brows. "Yeah, I know. We actually have two classes together- three counting Decathalon now. He hits on me every day. It gets tiring really fast."

"What?" Peter exclaimed in fake shock. "You don't appreciate all his futile attempts to be a womanizer?"

You laughed and shook your head. "Crazy, right? I might be the only one who doesn't. I just- I just already have my eyes on someone else."

"Oh," Peter mumbled aloud, regretting how disappointed he sounded. "Um... is it weird to ask-"

"Who it is?" you cut him off. "Yeah, I was hoping you would've guessed by now," you stopped walking, Peter doing the same, peering at you with confusion. 

"I-I'm sorry, I wasn't trying to be invasive. I-"

"It's you, Peter. I've been trying to flirt with you and give you hints, hoping you'd make a move," you chuckled to fill the air.

"Oh... Oh!" Peter put a hand to his chest. "You," he pointed at you, then back at himself. "Like me?"

"Yes!" You desperately hoped he felt the same.

"I- woah. I really like you too, Y/N," Peter sputtered out.

"Really? Because I was starting to think my plan failed."

"Plan?"

"You said it yourself in the restaurant... I already knew that stuff we were learning. I don't need tutoring. I just decided to ask you so... I dunno," you looked away embarrassed. "So we could do something outside of school."

When you looked back up, Peter was grinning widely. "You made a plan just to be with me?" 

You nodded. 

"That's- wow. I was trying to drop hints all day too, but I suck at anything flirting-wise. I was just excited you kept asking to do stuff, but you planned this all along. You made the dominoes fall until we were here."

"I didn't know this would be how I confessed, but yeah. I don't need tutoring when I'm the mastermind," you joked and shrugged.

"Maybe it's my turn to do something..." Peter looked into your eyes, searching your face. "Can I kiss you?"

You leaned in, letting that be your answer. His lips met yours as you two kissed in the darkening evening. The cool Queens air hit the side of your face as you pulled away, catching your breath. 

"Was that good? Because I'm definitely not an expert."

You just giggled. "Yes, it was great, Peter."

"Can I walk you home?" Peter pursed his lips, waiting for an answer.

You nodded and thanked him graciously with another kiss. With that, you two set off toward your apartment as the street lights flickered on in the chilled air.

___

"...And then we kissed. Boom! In your face!"

MJ rolled her eyes and laughed while Ned clapped Peter on the back.

"Dude! You got a girlfriend!"

Peter chuckled at Ned's enthusiasm. Peter's phone dinged at that moment. It was a text from you. 

"Gotta go, guys. Peter has a second date today with Y/N."

"Did you just refer to yourself in the third person?" 

"Yep, deal with it!" Peter called, already out the door of the cafe. 

___

You were waiting at the subway station. Peter jogged down the stairs, joining you to enter the train and go ice skating. 

You reached your hand out, Peter taking it as you two entered the train. 

It was only the second date, but you knew Peter was going to make you happy. You simply looked up at Peter, smiling, which he returned with his signature grin.

The train's doors shut, and you two were carried away down the tracks, ready for what was to come. 

[fotibrit]

would be funny if Flash, Spider-Man fan #1 and self proclaimed Spidey Best Friend (with a whole book about it) was the one to finally "discover" who Spider-Man is after the NWH spell.

Peter spends ages just hoping for a flash of recognition in MJs eyes or for Ned to look his direction on purpose... and instead, Flash shows up on his doorstep asking to be a his sidekick, thinking theyre long lost friends.

[flash-thomsonofficial]

For someone that doesn’t like Peter you talk about him awfully a lot, do you have a crush on him or something, it’s like you devote your day just talking about him and stalking him

What!- no

(Bro can't hide the colours forever ig 🤷‍♂️)

[tonystark-official]

Peter has a bully, Eugene Flash Thompson. I suggest you do something about it because he just made Peter cry, he made a joke about his parents, he also shamed Peter for being bisexual.

(istg I might commit murder if you don’t help peter, im trying to calm him down but he’s kinda having a breakdown)

This isn't something you should put out into the internet. Nevertheless, I'll pick him up. Thank you for taking care of him.

[thealtoduck]

One Time Thing

Flash Thompson x Male Black Cat!Reader

Warnings: Smut, one night stand, bottom!Reader, top!Flash, unprotected sex, use of the word slut, doggy style, anal sex, fingering, reader is kinda drunk, Flash is kinda desperate and kinda slut shames you…

A prequel to the Male Black Cat!Reader series: Masterlist

Summary: Reader needs a ride home from the party and Flash is the only one available and the two decide to have a one time thing…

——

You stumbled around the party with a bottle in hand looking for your friend Caleb. You managed to find him doing shots on the couch making you roll your eyes and say ”What the fuck Caleb? You said you wouldn’t get drunk”.

”It’s fine, Y/n, Flash offered to drive you home” he slurred and took another shot. ”Goddamnit not Flash” you said and Caleb frowned. ”Flash said you two were cool, i’m sorry man” he said apologetically. ”Don’t worry Caleb, it’s fine, you’re lucky your my favorite” you said patting his shoulder.

You said goodbye to your friends and went to find Flash. You spotted him talking to his friends so you nudged him in the back and said ”Flash, come on, let’s go”. ”Okay, coming” he said and the two of you left the house and went to his car that was parked outside.

He unlocked his car and the two of you got in. ”So finally alone, huh?” he said in a flirty tone making you roll your eyes. ”Seriously? You offered to drive me just so we could fuck?” you questioned him.

”Bro, i heard you like putting out” he defended himself while you just silently glared at him. ”Sorry- I’m sorry, don’t worry i’ll just take you home” he said apolegetically and started the car.

You sat in silence as Flash started driving thinking about what to do once you got home, you didn’t feel like going to bed yet or watching a movie or anything, so your mind started wandering. Were you actually considering hooking up with Flash Thompson right now?…

Well, you didn’t have anything better to do.

”Hey Flash” you spoke up. ”Yeah?” he answered. ”Wanna stay over at my place?” you asked. ”Wait… you mean it?” he questioned. ”Yeah, i’m bored” you stated. Once you arrived he parked his car outside your house and the two of you snuck inside and up the stairs to your room.

You closed the door after Flash got in and then he asked ”So how do you wanna do this?”. You didn’t answer and just pushed him against the wall and smashed your lips against his. He was caught off guard but then started kissing back.

You pulled off your shirt as he started unbuttoning his own. The two of the moved to your bed, laying down and started making out hungrily. Flash started unbuttoning you pants and helped you pull them down.

Once both of you were in your underwear Flash asked ”Can i top?”. ”Sure” you answered. ”Get on all fours” Flash told you and you did as told. ”You got lube anywhere?” he asked. ”Bedside table” you answered simply. Once Flash had gotten the lube he got on his knees in front of your ass.

He pulled down your underwear revealing you ass to him. ”Fuck, you got a good ass” he said squeezing it, you gave a soft moan as he did. He then spread your ass so he could get to work fingering you open.

You felt him starting to push a lubed finger in to your ass. ”Fuck” you swore, it had been a while since you last hooked up. Flash hushed you and said ”Your parents might hear you”. ”Flash, my mom is in prison and my dad is an alcoholic who’s probably a bottle of vodka deep in sleep, we’ll be fine” you explained.

”Oh… okay” he said adding another finger in to you. Once he had gotten fingered you open he asked ”Ready to take my cock?”. ”I’m ready” you answered. He then grabbed your hips and pushed himself in to you, his lubed dick entering you slowly. You moaned softly uttering a small ”Fuck”.

”Fuck, you got such a tight hole” Flash said blissfully. Once you adjusted he started moving slowly in and out of your ass. ”Look, i know you don’t like me and stuff but i’m gonna fucking give you a night to remember” Flash said slowly inbetween groans.

He then started speeding up his thrusts making you shove your head in the matress while moaning loudly. ”Yeah, taking it like a good slut” Flash said moving a hand from hip to your back pressing you in to the matress. Flash calling you a slut was not a thing you expected to be a turn on…

”Yeah Flash, fuck me like a slut” you moaned. Flash got excited by this and started plowing you more roughly saying ”Yeah, you’re a little slut for me, huh?”. He gave you ass a slap whispering ”Yeah you like that, don’t you?”. Through your ecstasy all you managed to get out was a soft ”Yes”.

You felt yourself getting close and said ”I’m gonna cum”. Flash thrusted deeply in to you saying ”Cum for me baby”. You then reached your climax and came on the sheets below.

As you came Flash’s thrusts became erratic and he said ”I’m gonna fill you with cum like the slut you are”. He then delivered one last thrust as he painted your insides white with his load. He then uttred a last ”Fuck, yeah” as he slowly pulled out of your cum filled ass.

You laid down next to each other on your bed. ”Just so you know i don’t really think you’re a slut, i just-” he started but you cut him off saying ”No, i get it, it’s just kind of a turn on thing”. ”Yeah, exactly” he said.

”Do you mind if i stay tonight it’s kinda late?” he asked. ”Yeah, it’s fine” you answered tiredly closing your eyes. ”Cool…” he said. ”Wanna cuddle?” Flash suggested making you open your eyes.

”Only if you promise to never tell anyone about this” you told him. ”I promise” he said and you went to sleep that night getting spooned by someone you kind of hate.

[serpentinespider]

my gene

[squilfmybeloved]

it takes a full minute for it to register.

laughing. "yeah, bye, dad."

the decathlon team stare at him, baffled. silence. then-

"oh my god."

peter chucks his phone across the room, collapses on the carpet beside them, buries his head in his heads, and lets out the most pathetic whine they've ever heard. all in that order.

"dude did you just-" "ned, no," he wails.

after getting over her initial shock, mj sighs and holds out her hand towards the group. "pay up, fuckers. told you it'd happen before our next trip." they all groan and hand her $20 bills, even flash paying up.

peter slowly looks up at them, face red and horrified and betrayed all at once- "you guys bet on me?!"

flash looks at him, confused, "well, yeah? what'd you expect out of us?"

abe laughs at his misery. cindy and betty look at eachother, then peter, with their eyebrows raised. "we knew you were bound to call mr. stark 'dad' at some point, peter," betty says, "he basically is."

"i- no- he's not," peter fumbles, somehow looking even more horrified and red. abe hits the bell, snickering. "peter is wrong," he delightfully declares. ned just sighs. "peter, you literally invite us for study dates at avengers tower, where we currently are. he is your dad."

"i thought you guys were supposed to be my teenage mutant support group," peter pouts. the horror on his face has abated, but the red persists.

"well, i'm glad he's not my father figure," cindy shrugs.

"why?" peter asks, suspicion playing on his features.

"cause he's too hot," she says sagely.

the horror returns full force, and peter just wails again, throwing his head back in his hands.

[kenny-the-blink]

A few little guys I made to distract me from pain

The second one is based off of @peterbenjaminparkour 's edits of winged Graydon!

[anonisbloggingsomewhere]

Look, I do ship mj and Peter

But something about flash and Peter

LOOK-

I think it’s something to do with my liking for villians and antagonists having like hearts and emotions or something

[ironrad]

Flash: Give me your lunch money, dork.

Peter: It’s giving broke.

Flash: What-

Ned: Personally, you don’t see me asking for lunch money.

Flash: Wait but-

Peter: The food isn’t even that good.

MJ: If you can’t afford it, just say that.

Flash: I-

Ned: Common bully L

Flash:

[queen-daya]

Every Shot of Michelle Jones (Part 29/♾️)

[ironspidersblog]

Currently in love with natasha being Peter’s spider mom

Flash: lol Peter Parker is so dumb

Natasha, jumping in through a window: what did you just say you little shit

Peter: mom you’re embarrassing meee