#me howling

[thabigradwolf]

Okay I get it big lady evil and what not. Seriously though lemme just pretend that she is a big soft mom that’s misunderstood. QAQ

The softest shit I have ever thought of always is attached to this beast of a woman and it sucks because it’s not her AT ALL. Still though she’s the sorta lesbian MILF I wanna see in the world.

[valtsv]

anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this

[ajaxgb]

Okay no I need to talk about the book version of Howl's Moving Castle. I love the movie but the book has such a different vibe and you, yes you, should read it.

Movie Howl is a soulful and quiet. Book Howl is a drama queen and Causing Problems and has a long string of jilted exes and couldn't shut up if you paid him.

Sophie and Howl drive each other up the wall at the beginning and it's really funny. Sophie and Howl are (despite themselves) very much in love by the end and they still drive each other up the wall and it's even funnier.

In the movie, Howl has been ordered by the king to participate in The War, and Howl is avoiding it because he is a brave conscientious objector. In the book, Howl has been ordered by the king to rescue his lost brother from the Witch of the Wastes, and Howl is avoiding it by any means necessary because he is a cowardly weasel who wants to stay as far from the Witch as possible.

In the movie, the Witch cursed Sophie because she was jealous about Howl speaking to Sophie for five minutes. In the book, the Witch cursed Sophie because Sophie had been doing surprisingly powerful magic for years without knowing it and it was actually starting to cut into the Witch's plans. (Sophie does not discover any of this until nearly the end of the book, but the reader can start to pick it up much earlier and the way Sophie's magic works is pretty darn cool.)

In the movie, there's a rumor that Howl eats the hearts of maidens, but this is implied to be nothing but nasty fearmongering. In the book, there's a rumor that Howl eats the hearts of maidens because Howl started the rumor so people would stop asking him to do wizard junk all the time.

The book lightly parodies a couple of tropes from Western fairy tales. In particular Sophie has internalized that, as the eldest of three sisters, her "destiny" is to fail so that her younger sisters will look cooler when they succeed, which is why she's so resigned to the hat shop at the beginning. (Sidebar: Sophie's sisters come up much more in the book and they're great.) There's also a really funny bit where Sophie attempts to operate a pair of seven-league boots.

In the movie, the fourth and final location that the magic door connects to is some sort of black void / mindscape / time portal dealy. In the book the fourth location is Wales, in the UK, on Earth, so that Howl can visit his family, because from Howl's perspective this is an isekai story.

[mini-minish]

have you heard of that new hot spot in ba sing se 🍵

[criiitter]

find me in the future.

[chiptrillino-art]

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Something we don't consider enough in Howl!AU zukka. Is Zuko harassing the old man sokka. but he does so with young sokka as well hm...

idk how to post these but crused blond zuko and sokka aged compared to his youthful look side by side

(ID in ALT text) i tried with blond zuko, but i really can't commit to that sorry

[werewolfsister]

Nothing like finding a body in the trunk of your cherry red sports car after a hard day at work!

edit: crying 5.9k notes this is crazier than finding a body in the trunk of your cherry red sports car

[andiv3r]

"If you could have any superpower, what w-"

Shapeshifting. Shapeshifting shapeshifting shapeshifting. I'm a transgender therian, what the fuck did you think I would pick.

[ayo-edebiri]

Howl's Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[thabigradwolf]

How did a terrifying fictional lesbian have me daydreaming about what sort of wife/mother they could be? Budddy I’m not even sure. I just love Alcina so much I wish I was motivated to write more or draw but real life and having to plan for a wedding is all consuming.

Still I love seeing all of these funny/ off brand AU’s that make me sort of daydream more about this stuff. Personally I was tinkering with a Hellsing x RE8 AU because that would be hella. Swap out Alcina for Alucard on deathmarch for power *chefs kiss*.

I’d actually love to do a doujin for that. Alcina’s alignment is evil for sure but like the possibilities bro. Also ai just want the big tiddy lesbian to be safe and happy in her ecosystem.

Also pre-cadou Alcina? What she always arrogant? Was she always violent and aggro? What about the Illness? Did she have a string of lovers? Or did she have just one we was head over heels for and something tragic happened?

And let’s not even forget about the indulgent SOFT things that I dare not mention. That shit is for me… ugh this upcoming wedding and the planning for my partner to carry our children has me in a headlock for warm fuzzy shit. I need more of those indulging Alcina AUs and headcanons. Like fr

[reinbouxsworld]

savanaclaw boys studies! 🏜

[redbelles]

#get his ass

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 2.05 The Regent

[themultifanshipper]

I've started a collection I like to call "Substances were consumed"

Regularly updated

[unhappy-sometimes]

“omg twiyor in chapter 103 is so cute!!” “loid and yor are getting closer!!!” “loid is learning to love his wife!!”

okay yeah but these panels were the peak of chapter 103

twiyor is cute but the relationship between loid and anya is SO funny and real

[the-twst-cast-needs-therapy]

More (not really) Ultimate ability slander!

(Someone needs to enlighten me on the Diasomnia UMs since the wiki is pretty barren and I don't know them that well yet ;0;)

Part 1

Part 3

[hazwqste]

the farcille moving castle