Not this one quote website attributing show quotes to Brendon and then making them ✨aesthetic✨ 😭
Like I thought the ones that do so and then just put it next to his face were funny enough but this is next level 🤣
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Puss: You’re calling me a scary cat?!
Donkey: Well, if the boot fits
Puss: …Say that again
Donkey: If the boo-tah fits
Puss: (straight in the hat) Okay, Burro!
Perriot: (jumped into the big cookie jar)
Puss: (launch into the air and attacking the poor donkey)
Perrito: (looked at the scene before covering his eyes with his paws)
Puss: Take it back! Take it back!
Donkey: Just because you’re a cat, doesn’t mean I won’t take it easy on you- AH!
Shrek: Puss! Donkey! You stop this at once!
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Me: sitting in study hall, surrounded by my friend group
Friend 1: “Soooooo apparently Snoop Dogg tore pages out of a Bible and used them to smoke weed”
Friend 2: *snk* “And the lord said;” *inhail* “ah. Where was I?”
Quiet Christian friend who hasn’t spoken all study hall: “He’s really in breathing the word of God, huh.”
All: ….
all:
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I got it from discord because I finally found this bot in discord
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The plot of The Last Unicorn:
Schmendrick: I did it! I made Amalthea a human!
Molly: You fucked up a perfectly good unicorn is what you did! Look at her! She's got anxiety!
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having a functional brain is...a concept...
[available as stuff and things on rebubble and teepublic]
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Death: The trip to Pronoia was perfect.
Life: Calligar almost died falling off a cliff!
Death: That's why it was perfect.
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