#moon preference good sleep schedule

[crishayle]

Uranus in the houses

Disclaimer.Here I describe only one specific placement, always take into account all your other placements when reading your natal chart, because they can have a greater influence on you than Uranus (in this case)

Uranus in the 1st house:

1.There may be rebel traits in a person's character. He can be straightforward, honest, and sharp-tongued. He will say what others are afraid to say. They are cardinal and categorical in their thoughts.

2.They are really kind. These are people who can help not only their loved ones, but also strangers. They do not tolerate injustice, rudeness and arrogance.

3.Most often they are of medium height, less often tall. Their eyes stand out very much in their appearance, there may be unruly or curly hair (or wavy)

4.They are brave. I will not say that they are not afraid of anything. They can talk about their fears and problems, but they can really pull themselves together and be courageous at the right moment

5.Personally, it seems to me that they are a little nervous and restless. It's just that they literally don't stand still during times of stress. They twitch their legs, bite their nails or pencils, bite their lips or cheeks. If something has offended them, then this thought will torment them for a long time

Uranus in the 2nd house:

1.It's hard for such people to save money. It's as if their money should always move (be spent or invested). At the same time, they damn always find money! They don't have a rainy day stash, but they manage without it

2.A person has a strong, rather restless energy. I wouldn't say it's crazy energy, but people feel this rush when they communicate with you

3.I noticed that such people can see beauty in chaos. For example, they may like disheveled hair, wrinkled or faded clothes. I'm not saying that they are dirty, but negligence plays the role of charm for them. They may have chaos in their bag, makeup bag, closet, etc. They are used to chaos, for them this is the most convenient storage system :)

4.He takes care of the equipment, it can be stored in good condition longer than other people

5.Most often they choose an unusual job. For example, it requires great endurance, dexterity or patience. They don't really like the 5/2 schedule (but consider your 6th house and Mercury)

Uranus in the 3rd house:

1.Personally, it seems to me that they have strange but funny jokes. I can't say that all people laugh at their jokes, but people with placements in Sagittarius/Gemini/Aquarius will be on the same vibe with them

2.They can make long pauses in their speech or quickly change the topic of conversation. They are good conversationalists, because they can discuss anything

3.They don't like big texts, lectures, or a huge amount of information. They prefer concise and more specific texts. I noticed that they choose books and movies very carefully so that watching or reading is really interesting.They may also dislike long films. My friends with Uranium in the 3rd house recently fell asleep on a 3-hour movie. Well, sleep is useful

4.Most often there are problems with concentration. Such people can solve very difficult tasks, but blunt on the easiest ones

5.They are quite independent in terms of learning. Their brains are practical, creative, and NON-STANDARD. Sometimes I'm really shocked by what they can come up with. Scary and cool lol

Uranus in the 4th house:

1.They may not look like their parents, or they may look like distant relatives (but you need to consider whether you have aspects of the sun/moon to the ascendant)

2.Strange relationship with parents. They're not bad, but they're not that close either. Or it can be like a roller coaster, from love to hate(but I would recommend considering your moon as well)

3.Independent and matured early. Their minds are much older than their bodies. A person is not used to listening to advice, likes to make decisions on his own and does not tolerate control

4.Not always, but this is one of the signs of a single-parent family or a person's childhood could have been spent with grandparents

5.There is one caveat. Such a person may be inclined to take too much responsibility and control. Literally bring himself to panic and a state of emptiness when he is not able to help even himself

Uranus in the 5th house:

1.One of the indicators of attractive appearance. You may feel the stares and attention of strangers. There is something memorable about their appearance

2.With tense aspects, it may indicate an unwillingness to have children, or a late pregnancy. Sometimes it also indicates problems with the reproductive system (but you need to take into account the 8th house)

3.This is a person around whom there is always some kind of drama and adventure. I do not know how it happens, but there is always something interesting going on around them, even if they do not want to

4.Girls, if you see a man with Uranus in the 5th house with a bunch of squares/oppositions (ESPECIALLY TO THE MOON), run and don't look back. It's not worth it. They are not suitable for serious relationships, especially for family ones

5.A person who has his own style of clothing or image. They like to focus on details and accessories. They try not to wear the same look every day

Uranus in the 6th house:

1.An unpunctual person. He may often be late or not come to work/study/meeting. A flexible work schedule is more suitable for him

2.If they have inspiration and motivation, then they can complete 1000 tasks in a day, but if they are not in the mood, then they will not do anything. They are literally mood people. I wouldn't say it's always a bad thing. This situation is often found among writers and creative people.

3.Their main advantage is physical endurance. I will not say that they are jocks, but their body can withstand a load that will break any other person. They may not sleep/eat/work/walk longer than ordinary people

4.Such a person may have special esoteric rituals, for example, to attract good luck or money. They also notice the signs of fate well

5.They also don't like talking to someone not on the same level. Status, salary, gender, etc. are not important to them, they will communicate with you like with everyone else

Uranus in the 7th house:

1.Well, there is 100,000% something unusual in the sphere of human love. There are long-distance relationships and a long 10-year relationship without marriage and a relationship with a friend and a divorce and a strange acquaintance with the second half and an annoying ex. It can be anything but a normal relationship

2.A person may avoid romance and love (but consider your Venus). A person prefers to be loved rather than loving someone

3.Such people like emotionally sensitive people. Only people with stressful aspects of Uranus can choose people with mental problems. They may think that their partner is a mysterious and interesting person, but he just has depression or social phobia

4.With the harmonious aspects of Uranus, such a person values his independence in relationships. He clearly defends personal boundaries, while respecting his soulmate. He can immediately break off a relationship if he understands that they are harmful to him

5.Such a person knows how to find an approach to anyone. His circle of friends may consist of completely different and dissimilar people

Uranus in the 8th house:

1.Such a person had a case when he had an accident/was severely electrocuted or burned/was in a fire, etc. Simply put, there was a case when he miraculously survived

2.He understands other people well. Literally can feel other people's emotions. He's good at spotting lies.This is from the indicators of a psychologist/tarologist/astrologer

3.VERY GOOD INTUITION!!!!!

4.Such a person has few close people. He may seem distrustful and cold from the outside. His friends are being tested by time

5.To be honest, people in this position always make an impression after a conversation. Their life experience and worldview are so interesting and unique that their advice can be really useful. I'm not joking or exaggerating.Imagine,even I(Capricorn)listen to their advice

Uranus in the 9th house:

1.This person is like an eternally half-empty vessel. No matter how much knowledge and experience he receives, it is always not enough for him. They are not stubborn in their opinion and can really look at the situation in 360 degrees

2.In combination with a strong Mercury, it may indicate moving to another country or learning another language to the level of a native speaker

3.These are the very people who jump from topic to topic in conversation and forget what they were talking about. Their attention is chaotic, so they can reread the same page a thousand times because they are thinking about something

4.Moral issues are often raised in conversation. They can often discuss justice, honesty and mercy. In general, they believe in humanity and they are really kind

5.They are very harsh and rude when they notice disrespect or lies in their direction. Even if they are silent, they will make such a face that you will blush with shame. They clearly set their personal boundaries

Uranus in the 10th house:

1.Good logical thinking and imagination. It is often found among workers in the field of IT, engineering,design

2.Such people almost always rise rapidly through the career ladder and professional development. They really strive to be a master of their craft, they are considered an authority and are asked to teach beginners

3.By the way, good teaching skills. Such a person can explain very complex things in understandable language.

4.They try to live by the principle of let everything go as it should. They strive to make the most of what they can and try not to worry about problems that are beyond their control. They are quite stress-resistant

5.Most often, they do not work in their specialty. They could change a lot of jobs, and in each they developed quite successfully. They like to try and learn something new

Uranus in the 11th house:

1.Most of the time, his friends are creative and unusual. I would even say crazy a little bit. Such a person is attracted to cheerful, energetic and fervent people

2.With tense aspects, it may indicate dependence on other people's opinions and low self-esteem

3.Good leadership and organizational skills. Such a person is energetic and creative, knows how to communicate with a crowd of people and hear everyone's opinion. Many of them are activists at school or university

4.Such people rarely lose their virginity before the age of 18. They prefer to carefully look for the very person with whom they will feel not only a physical, but also a spiritual connection (for them this is a mandatory point)

5.With tense aspects, it may indicate social phobia or fear of loneliness. A person literally cannot be in silence or alone with his thoughts

Uranus in the 12th house:

1.Very good intuition, but there may be neurological problems (sleep problems, seizures, nervous tics, etc.)

2.Very kind and even too kind. They tend to put their own needs below those of others. They do not like to quarrel and will rather keep silent so as not to create unnecessary noise (but also consider the Sun and Mercury)

3.From the outside, such a person gives the impression of an educated and calm person. They are like your beloved grandfather, to whom you can always come for hugs and interesting stories.They are very comfortable!

4.On the other hand, people with this placement claim that because of their social flexibility, it is difficult for them to understand who they really are. The influence of other people is so strong that it is difficult for them to hear their inner voice

5.They prefer oversize clothes in calm tones(but also consider your Venus). Loose or wavy hair suits them very well. Sweaters or cardigans fit them best!

[ms-taurusvenus]

Moon Observations - Part 2

Moon-NN must learn to feel and express their emotions in this lifetime in order to fulfil their destiny. 

Aquarius Moons are particularly inspired and creative at night.

Writing and talking to friends/communicating with others is often the best coping mechanisms for 3H Moon.

Leo Moons frequently take pride in their relationship with their mothers.

Scorpio Moons have a good eye for things and enjoy having an aesthetic, they're just chilling with their RBF and minding their own business, in their own world while looking at a Piinterest board on their aesthetic 

Moon-Saturn aspects may be taught how to express their emotions properly. They are also quite sensitive but come across as cold because they are unsure how to properly express their emotions.

5H Moons can be very connected to their inner child and suffer from baby fever. 

Virgo Moons may tend to be very wise and witty.

Negative Moon-Mercury aspects are often cautious about what they say and can easily become overwhelmed when discussing certain topics. Particularly if Mercury is in retrograde.

The appearance of Air Moons eyes tend to be very playful 

If you wanna be taken care of like no other, get yourself a Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn, and Leo Moon. This applies to placements in these signs as well.

Those with Moon-MC aspects either don't like people knowing their emotions and want the. to concentrate on their career, or they aren't afraid of being vulnerable. They are often very protective and private about their family, as well as protective of their family that others are aware of

Taurus Moons are fond of fluffy blankets and stuffed animals. 

1H Moons struggle with expressing their emotions; many are afraid that someone will see them and associate their emotions with their identity.

If you want a chaotic neutral ride or die friend, become close/best friends with a Gemini Moon because often times the moment they feel comfortable doing things and expressing themselves with you, talking about anything and everything including how they feel and their emotions, you got a ride or die friend.

Aries Moons are known to move in silence when they are passionate about something. Because of this, they enjoy surprising people and exceeding others expectations.

Pisces Moons prefer to sleep or daydream in order to cope with their emotions.

Libra Moons/7H Moons/Cancer Moons/4H Moons enjoy both taking care of others and being taken care of.

Those with Moon-Mars aspects' emotions frequently influence their actions.

Sagittarius Moons can sometimes be petty.

2H Moons frequently enjoy taking a nice bath or going shopping when they are feeling down. They also have a lot of insecurities when it comes to how they treat themselves, depending on how the Moon is aspected. 

People typically adore Libra Moons.

When they aren't feeling well or someone messes up their schedule and routine, 6H Moons may become upset and have their mood ruined.

Capricorn Moons find comfort and happiness when they are rewarded for their success; when they are down, they often look back at their past successes and achievements and strive to work harder, even though they already give 110% in everything they do.

A lot of 9H Moons like to look at real estate from different countries and imagine themselves living in that country, in that home they've looked at and want/apples to them the most whenever they're bored.

[clxckwork-sun-n-moon]

Good sleep schedule = majority of the time, you get a consistent 5-8hrs of sleep at a regular time of day

Abysmal sleep schedule = none of the above

[nymphiria]

BUNNY G!RL

☰ BUNNY HYBRID GF — GENSHIN IMPACT

ಇ feat: tighnari, dottore, pierro, scaramouche

— cw: bunny!fem!reader, biting, experimentation, sex toys, predator-prey kink, degradation, praise, pet nicknames (darling, angel, etc), use of clones, rough sex, ear & tail pulling, breeding kink, pussy eating, knotting mention, dry humping, somnophilia, scaramouche being a hypocrite, MDNI 18+

ᨳ TIGHNARI

it’s a miracle how tighnari hasn’t taken a bite out of you with the way he stares you down on the regular. the look that he gives you is nothing short of a predator watching it’s prey. tighnari can’t help it, though. even while you’re doing everyday tasks, you just look so fuckable — something vulnerable for him to have his way with. it definitely doesn’t help his case when your cute ears and tail trigger his fox instincts like nothing else.

as head forest ranger, it’s his job to form the patrol schedules (including patrol pairings). fortunately for tighnari, the only partner you’ve ever been paired with is him. he prefers for the both of you to take the night shift and deceives the other rangers into believing he’s doing it so that they can get some sleep — the caring smile he’s giving them masking his true intentions.

patrolling the forest at night gives him the perfect opportunity to really act on his dark, perverted fantasies in a way that is virtually impossible in the light of day. with the luminescence of the moon being your only lighting, your mind races with fear as you sprint through the avidya forest as fast as you can. the only word of warning that tighnari gives you is “run” before he’s retreating into the darker part of the forest. although you can’t see him, you know that he’s watching you — much closer than he leads you to believe.

it isn’t long before the thrill of the chase wears off and he wants his prey right there in that moment. when your front hits the bottom of the forest floor, he has his teeth on your neck and his hard cock rutting into your ass. there’s no point in reasoning with him at this point — he’s a feral animal.

“sit fucking still. you’re not leaving until you’ve taken my knot.”

ᨳ DOTTORE

you are by far dottore’s favorite “patient”, always so eager to please and willing to do whatever tests he comes up with for the day. each morning when he comes to collect you, you always greet him with a chirpy “good morning, doctor!” that makes him blush harder than he would like to admit. his other test subjects don’t even dare to look at him without permission. but you? you’ll be bouncing up from your plush bed to cling to him like a lost puppy. his subordinates never dare to question why your room is more lavish than the other subjects, because who are they to question the harbinger?

dottore’s obsession with your ears and tail comes second to none. even he finds it a little grimy how his cock instantly hardens at the thought of stroking your cute, cotton puff. while he takes your temperature or inspects your mouth, he always finds himself absentmindedly caressing your soft ears — a habit he should’ve broken so he didn’t get attached to you, but it’s too late now. his favorite, though, is tugging on your fluffy tail while his face his buried in your pussy. while he’s busy eating you out like a man starved, his diligent fingers are massaging and pulling on the soft appendage just to make your moans even whinier.

the only thing that intrigues dottore more than your cute hybrid appearance is your heat cycles. oh, gods, does he love them so fucking much. usually you’re too shy to ask him to fuck you because it’s “too embarrassing” or whatever. but when your mind is hazy and your pussy’s aching? you’re begging for cock every time he turns around. when you’re in this state, you’ll let him do virtually anything he wants.

if he’s feeling cruel, he’ll make you ride a glass dildo that’s just small enough to where you’re not satisfied. if you’re good like you usually are, he’ll lay you back on your velvety bed and fill you with his cum for hours on end. once his balls are drained and you’re still clinging to him for more, he’ll have one of his clones take his place — swapping them out until his bunny is properly bred.

“you’ll get your fill. now stop squirming and be patient, darling.”

ᨳ PIERRO

pierro likes for you to be docile — an obedient doll that acts proper and ladylike to please her lover. on any ordinary day, he quite enjoys taking you with him for a simple stroll or to sit quietly in his office as he works. but the ordinary days never last forever, especially when your heat comes in full force to disrupt the peace. you, previously so shy around him, are now a feral creature with only filthy urges plaguing your mind. it’s a complete one-eighty compared to your normal self — it sort of scares him.

sex is no stranger to pierro. though he prefers more romantic acts of love, he can never find it in him to refuse himself once he sees you dressed so prettily in your layered dresses. in fact, he would say that he quite enjoys seeing you in such a debauched state. but every day? almost every two hours? he’s a busy man, constantly tired due to his work, and his body can’t keep up.

if pierro is too consumed with his work to visit your chambers, you gladly take the opportunity to sit on his lap to get yourself off against his bulge. god help him when he actually comes to your bedroom — your heightened libido has him knocked out before the night is over. he can usually take up to two rounds but never seven. it hurts for you, he knows this, which is why he gave you permission to keep going even if he’s out cold. he can’t have his pretty bunny suffering on her own.

“d-do what you need to do, angel. i’m right here for you.”

ᨳ SCARAMOUCHE

a filthy animal with disgusting urges — that’s how scaramouche regards you. if anyone dares to ask him about you, he spits out that you are a thorn in his side and he only keeps you around out of pity. the balladeer makes it a point to openly disregard your very existence in the public eye to remind you of your place beneath him. but no matter how much it breaks your little heart, you know better than to voice your grievances.

once the moon rises and his estate is a little quieter, he becomes much softer than his daytime persona would lead anyone to believe. almost every night he has one of his underlings fetch you from your chambers, his voice making them think you may be in some sort of trouble. the agent gives you a pitiful look as they send you into your assumed demise — you’re perfectly fine. scaramouche would rather throw himself off of the top of tenshukaku than let anyone know what he does with you in his office.

the moment that the door to his workspace is closed, he’s on you. practically tearing your clothes off of your body, he refuses to wait any longer to feel you underneath him. not even seconds later and your hips are pulled towards him with your face pressed against the floor. as he fumbles with his clothing, he’s spitting hot venom into your ear — you ignore the slight moan etched into the cruel words he’s throwing at you. “look at you. you’re a dirty animal in heat just waiting to get her pussy stuffed,” he chokes out as he pumps his cock. ironic he says that when he’s the one that’s so eager to be balls deep inside of you.

he always fucks you like it’s his last night on the earth — marks litter your body and your legs never seem to work afterward. all of his previous orgasms drip down your legs and onto the tatami mat flooring (which he’ll force you to clean up once he regains his senses). the next day, he acts like nothing happened — resuming his daily routine of squashing your existence under his shoe. it’s a little funny, though, how he acts like he’s in control when really you’re the one that owns him.

“don’t you dare start dripping onto the floors, you filthy wench. you’re not worth the cleanup.”

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[androdetective]

I really feel like Juanín likes to ignore the bad parts of people around him/his life. He barely complains when he's very justified to do so. He prefers to pay attention to the good instead of the bad, which leads to unhealthy behaviors. Such as letting himself get taken advantage of. Even when people point out (oftentimes in very mean direct ways) he's getting taken advantage of.

Instead, he denies he is. He especially denies being taken advantage of by Tulio.

Translation: "What would you say to people who say Tulio is exploiting you?

I'd tell them that they wouldn't know what friendship is because Tulio, alongside being my boss, is my best friend and even if he doesn't pay me or let's me have free days, he honors me with words of encouragement and noble gestures like when... Eh... or that one time he... or when... Anyways, Tulio is a grand person (my phone rings). Aló (hello) Tulio, sorry, I forgot to make you the bread, I needed to go to the doctor.... My apologies... never again... (cuts) Ah... friendship"

Juanín is very aware of Tulio's flaws. He's gotten annoyed with Tulio many times because of his unprofessionalism and being a jackass. In Juanín's daily schedule, he puts in to go over Tulio's mistakes to correct them later. Which they don't as far as the audience can see.

Juanín isn't dumb and he doesn't enjoy going unappreciated or mistreated. And yet, he still endures it. The time this changed was in the episode where Juanín quit because he finally had enough. At the time, he couldn't ignore the bad of his friends. And this was an impulsive decision he came to regret. Because he missed his friends and what I assume to be habit. He's become used to being taken advantage of. That's what he expects from his friends. It really seems like this is how he views friendships. He has to offer his friends something to be useful to them. He has a canon fear of being left by his friends. I'm assuming his way of thinking is, "If I'm not useful, then my friends will leave me." Which exacerbates his existing workaholism. His workaholism is so bad that he refuses to take vacations (the few ones he does have) and spends a lot of his time at the studio. He spends most of the day working and only sleeps for 35 minutes a day.

Translation: "It's calculated Juanín sleeps 35 minutes daily, which generated an amount of sleep equivalent to a trip to the moon and back"

Juanín gets underestimated and infantilized too often when he's just a very anxious and mentally questionable guy. He's a grown adult who's way more responsible than Tulio and Bodoque combined. Workaholism is caused by excessive anxiety. It is an unhealthy behavior created to distract/calm the person from the anxiety. He prefers to ignore the bad and focus on the positive. Almost with rose tinted glasses. Especially towards Tulio, who for whatever reason he admires deeply.

[kth1fics]

Paw Prints Academy (BTS Collab)

❝Welcome to the Paw Prints Academy for Dog Training and Behavior Program! Thank you for taking part in our community of puppy adoration and love. Seven authors have come to participate in telling a brand new story for you all; confidently trained by the best dog trainers PPA has to offer! We will continue to support and resource you with the softest, fluffiest, and wholesome interactions as you venture deeper into your program! We strive to give you the best dog training (fics) experience possible!❞

Song Theme: Harvest Moon: Spring (Town) ♪

Sit. Stay.

⤑ Pairing: Kim Seokjin x F Reader ⤑ Genre: S2L, Fluff, Baby Angst, Smut ⤑ Author: @daechwitatamic ⤑ Summary: Your new puppy, Zinnia, has turned your world on its head. She’s ruined everything from your sleep schedule to your favorite shoes, and you know it’s your own failure to train her properly. When your cute upstairs neighbor tells you about a local obedience academy, he slowly starts to make himself a place in your schedule, your life, and your heart. After your last relationship went up in flames, will his affections be something else you can count as a failure?

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Training to Love

⤑ Pairing: Min Yoongi x F Reader ⤑ Genre: S2L, Fluff, Drama, Smut ⤑ Author: @jimilter ⤑ Summary: Yoongi knew he didn't have the kind of time on his hands that is required to care for a newly rescued dog, but didn't let that stop him from bringing a frightened and ailing Holly home. But now that his roommate's moved out and he's not any less busier than before, he turns to the avenue that is pet-sitting. You come highly recommended and…are uncannily good at managing his fussy puppy. Not to mention that you're also really beautiful, adorable, caring, with a laugh that tinkles like wind chimes, and—maybe Yoongi needs to look for another sitter before both him and his puppy get too attached.

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Best In Show

⤑ Pairing: Jung Hoseok x F Reader ⤑ Genre: S2L, Fluff, Smut ⤑ Author: @kth1fics ⤑ Summary: After gaining a new member to your family, you begin to attend puppy training classes to help your new baby learn some basic lessons. She’s fantastic; a very clever and smart dog as she wins the hearts of many! You think she can steal any show with her quick witted charm, but her trainer is a strong competitor with winning you over.

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Off-Script

⤑ Pairing: Kim Namjoon x F Reader ⤑ Genre: S2L, Fluff, Smut ⤑ Author: @sailoryooons ⤑ Summary: Namjoon has always been meticulous. He likes his life organized and he likes sticking to what he knows. So why is it that his new dog seems completely set on being unpredictable and untrainable? Thankfully, you seem to be the magic fix for Moni’s untamable side. You even manage to help Namjoon loosen up and live his life a little more off-script.

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Canine Conundrum

⤑ Pairing: Park Jimin x F Reader ⤑ Genre: S2L, Fluff, Smut ⤑ Author: @jeonqkooks ⤑ Summary: The perfect conundrum consists of three variables: You, Park Jimin, and a golden retriever who does not give a flying f*** where he takes a dump.

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Amaryllis

⤑ Pairing: Kim Taehyung x F Reader ⤑ Genre: S2L, Romance, Fluff, Smut ⤑ Author: @jeonjcngkook ⤑ Summary: As far as love goes, you have only known the feeling of it from the way cherry blossoms float in the air and the fluffy animals you spend your days with at the puppy training academy. But nothing could have prepared you for the blossoming warmth in your heart when an attractive stranger enters your life alongside his tiny Pomeranian and suddenly you’re reminded that flowers cant blossom without sunshine and you may have found your light in Kim Taehyung.

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Must Love Dogs

⤑ Pairing: Jeon Jungkook x F Reader ⤑ Genre: S2L, Fluff, Light Angst, Smut ⤑ Author: @sugalaritae ⤑ Summary: You are a cat person. You don’t get dogs or the appeal of them. High energy, slobbery, poo f***ing everywhere. You prefer the quiet of cats. The small bursts of energy that last an hour tops. They are clean(er) than dogs with a place where they know that they go to the bathroom. It’s preferable. So, you're not entirely sure how you got roped into looking after your best friend's dog for two months but when you meet Jungkook and his animal best friend - Bam - you think maybe you can pretend to be a dog person. What's the worst that could happen?

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[socksandbuttons]

In lieu of KC's death, let's have some wholesome dadcode with the bean boys 💜

Head cannons or anything, we just need good KC content xD

Alrightygidn I like the idea of Bloodmoon using Killcode as some kinda teether (he doesnt need to, he just likes to bite and chew!!). Killcode can't exactly feel it so he just lets it happen. Sun and Moon hate it cause Bloodmoon try will biting everyone and everything. (He likes everyones reactions cause its usually just screaming and running or like....... Pain lol) Killcode and Lunar will get along in this au, Lunar likes to snitch on Eclipse (in a good way. Killcode knows he can't just hover over the boys all the time. He wants them to grow better as people. But also... sometimes he does need a word in about soemthing.) Lunar's probably the one to be like 'Alright now... ahve you two TALKED about the whole situation before' '....sort of' 'then maybe go do that if youre playing dad dude' '...I would... like to be a real father to them.' Earth and Killcode watching this chaos unfold really. Eclipse may REFUSE hugs but literally will sink into arms if he's tired and comfortable enough. Like mans so deprived of affection he's starving for it but too like... prideful of admitting it. (He absolutely will never tell Earth he enjoys being held by her. She's tall, soft and fluffy. He just wishes she stopped asking so many questions. Reasons why Killcode is preferred. Also because KC won't actually hand him over to anyone. Eclipse won't admit this either.) Bloodmoon being around means KC has his hands rather full (of children) at keeping them at bay. But they're willing to listen to him as of late. He just wishes Bloodmoon stopped trying to fight Eclipse (and winning). Can't hold both without them clawing at eachother. However holding One at a time (with or without Lunar actually) usually keeps them chill. Imagine ur a man who lives in an rv and u wake up to shining red eyes standing over u. Thats killcode and bloodmoon. Bloodmoon doesn't sleep much but KC has implimented a damn schedule for this guy. Makes sure he gets naps and CONSISTANT meals. KC also having new TALL body <333 Instead of Moon just giving him a back up lol. The man requested every detail.

[replaycamera2]

‎Sleepy Sam Head-Canons

• Sam sets aside at least an hour of free time before bed to unwind. He usually uses this time to catch up on his favourite TV shows.

• Sam isn’t usually one for verbalizing affection, preferring to let his actions do the talking.

• Sam is a coffee connoisseur, very particular about beans and roasts and all that. As a Healer who worked long and odd hours, caffeine was a necessity. Even though it offers no sustenance and the caffeine no longer works, he still always starts the day/night with his morning/evening coffee. He finds comfort in a familiar routine from his Freelancer days. He prefers black, straight, and the darkest roast possible. No milk or anything, though he can appreciate differences in taste preference. Just do not refer to Starbucks as "coffee" in front of him.

• This means Sam can make his partner the best cup of coffee ever in the mornings, one that would give any professional barista a run for their money.

• Since he and his partner are on different sleep schedules (nocturnal Vamp remember), Sam’s morning routine is to always spend a good amount of time making the perfect cup of coffee for himself and his partner.

• He’ll then go to their room and gently wake them up, usually by stroking their hair or arm, gently shaking them if need be. The two of them will then drink their coffee in bed and talk for a bit. Sam about any goings on with the Clan, and Darlin’ about their plans for the day.

• He’ll also make them breakfast and continue making conversation. He’s genuinely interested in his partner and their interests and wants to know as much about them as he can. He’ll head to bed only once they’re out the door.

• Sam will set an alarm to wake himself up before they come home and make dinner for them. Noticing a pattern here? Sam didn’t just fall into being a Healer or chose the profession on a whim. He truly finds his spark in taking care of others.

• Sam will hold off as long as he can before leaving for the night. He’ll sit by his partner’s bed and, while he’ll talk if they want, he’s equally as happy to just sit in comfortable silence until they fall asleep.

• Sam really doesn’t like “lovey-dovey” shit but goddamn does he love cuddles. He’ll never say no to his partners head on his chest.

• Sam sleeps shirtless and in his boxers. He can’t stand the feeling of pants getting tangled around his legs in bed.

• If his partner has a nightmare, Sam will wake them up gently and ask if they want to talk about it. Whether they want to talk about it or not, he’ll stay up as long as his partner needs without complaint.

• Sam can’t remember the last time he had a nightmare, though this is because he doesn’t remember any dreams he has. On the “once in a blue moon” occasion Sam does have a nightmare, he’s very good about keeping calm about it. He won’t disturb his partner, instead recalling small details about them (like the way they play with their hair) or a recent conversation so he can hear their voice in their head. Sam only needs 10 minutes before he’s ready to go back to bed.

• While Sam prefers to be the one taking care of his partner, it’s always a pleasant surprise for him when he wakes up to a fresh cup of coffee and his partner at his side.

[hirofall]

Little Peter Parker hc’s!!

General:

•He either regresses to 0-3 or 4-6

•His caregivers are Tony,Ned and aunt May

•But he also has other people that take care of him a lot when he’s small,like Mj,Happy,Steve & Wanda

•Pretty much all of the avengers will not hesitate to take care of him tho

•His favorite stuffie is a monkey and he carries it with him absolutely everywhere

•The only people that know about him being a regressor are in his closer inner circle.It’s something he likes to keep private

•Before he told anyone about him being little,he used to absolutely neglect his sleep for it.At night he’d already be outside spidey-ing,and instead of napping in the afternoon he’d use it as his little time and watch cartoons and play

•But he told people and they helped him get a healthy schedule for it

When he’s 0-3:

•Absolutely obsessed with dinosaurs.

•The Land Before Time is his absolute favorite movie

•He’s fussy with food a lot.He drinks up bottles and eats food he’s familiar with without making much of a mess and behaving really good,but the second someone tries to feed him something he doesn’t know,he will be a mess.He closes his mouth shut,cries,and if he keeps being pressured he’ll throw a whole tantrum.It could even be food he already knows just in a different shape,nope,nuh-uh,he’s not eating that (in the end he’ll think it’s yummy and eat even more off his cg’s plate)

•Sometimes sleeping is very difficult for him.He needs lots of reassurance,kisses,cuddles,a warm bottle,a nightlight,a bedtime story or lullaby and his stuffie

•He also gets lots of bad dreams,so often less than half the night is spent in his own bed and the most of it in his cg’s

•He’s a curious baby,whenever something happens he’s gotta be there and see

•Sometimes walking can be a little hard for him,but he crawls absolutely everywhere (luckily he doesn’t know how to use his spidey powers when he’s that young…)

•He loves the ocean sooo much,so aquarium trips are a must!!

•Playground trips are always great too,that boy could play in the sand for hours in pouring rain and he’d still be all smiles

•Wherever he goes,his stuffie Monkey has to come with.It’s not a want,it’s a need.If it doesn’t come,he doesn’t either

•Loves Bluey!!His favorite episodes are “Bumpy and the Wise Old Wolfhound” and “Sleepytime” (Seriously tho,Sleepytime is the best episode)

When he’s 4-6:

•He’s a very creative kid,give him some legos and he’ll build an entire castle

•He likes to color!!Especially with crayons

•Still obsessed with dinosaurs.Although with this age range,he prefers to watch the jurassic park/world movies over the land before time

•Loves loves loves superheroes so much!He has an iron man Halloween costume that he wears like every day

•He’s a good kid,he doesn’t break rules…but he does like to push them a bit (a lot)

•Will randomly drop fun facts all the time,like “Did you know that Australia is wider than the moon?”

• And how could I forget,he is OBSESSED with Star Wars (Me too,Petey,me too)

•Has multiple lightsabers (thanks to Tony,these things are so expensive),his room is full of Star Wars posters,he has a massive R2-D2 pillow,and on Halloween he likes to dress up as Chewbacca

•Will also reference Star Wars at any chance he gets.Does anyone (but Ned) get it?No.Will he still continue?Absolutely

•Also,MOVIE NIGHTS.Like,every movie night it’s a decision between dinosaur movies and Star Wars,and believe me when I say that is a very hard decision.Sometimes he’ll just sit in front of two dvds for half an hour just to decide which one to watch

•Discovered that he can stick to things.Luckily he doesn’t know about the webs,but every now and then his cg will just hear giggling above them and when they look up he’ll just be chilling on the ceiling

I have so many more oh my god

[ratsoks]

If it's no problem, could you do a Villain Deku x reader where reader has Depression and anxiety and gets triggered by loud noises that sound argumentative or like said person is disappointed in them? And they overthink things & think they are a disappointment and they aren't enough and can't do anything right, all that good stuff. They also struggle with remembering to drink water and sometimes skip a meal. The loud noises could just be people yelling at each other or at them. If you could do something like that and it be a fluff that'd be amazing <3

Oh, and of the things that help calm them down is listening to music and they have a very slight shake in there hand and they also appogize A LOT. They also have very shitty memory so, sometimes they forget things and scold themselves for doing so.

Srry if this is all confusing or unspecific. I was just jotting ideas for this down 😅 I hope this made sense and it would be amazing if you could do it, no pressure and you don't have to if you don't want too-

a/n — SORRY IVE DISAPPEARED FOR MONTHS uhh has it been a year........ blinks BHWAHGAH burnout is crrazzyzyy BUT IM ON SUMMER BREAK NOW so hopefully ill be able to write more thumbs up emoji anyways TY FOR REQUESTING ANON!!!!!! i love details pls don't apologize for specifying what u want :) gender — neutral (no pronouns mentioned) warnings — depression, anxiety, mentions of breakdowns, mentions of medications, mentions of forgetting to eat, mentions of yelling

bro THIS MAN growls barks howls at the moon

he's fucking WHIPPED

he would do anything for you anyways, but????? you crying??????? he just???????? combusts?????

whether you cry a lot or you don't, midoriya is always there to wipe your tears away with gentle gloved hands. a warm drink of your preference would be pressed into your palms, and the man would never pressure you to tell him what was on your mind unless you wanted to SNIFFLES

he himself has never liked loud noises—the loud explosions coming from bakugou's hands has always unnerved him ever since he was four—but it never got to the point where he was triggered by it

in some way, when he first encounters you getting triggered, he feels mildly prepared on what to do, but at the same time, comfort differs for everyone.

he knew what he liked when he got upset, but the same couldn't be said for you

he didn't want to trigger you any further

tldr MY MAN WAS NERVOUS HBWAHAH

if you're not touch-averse during times of distress, he would take your hand in his and gingerly stroke the back of your hand with his gloved thumb

if you don't like touch, he'll hang back and talk to you softly, whispering encouraging words and maybe even humming a gentle song in order to calm you down

when it comes to self-deprecating thoughts, izuku is always there to help you

constant reassurances are made, and izuku vehemently stamps out any sort of thought that nobody likes you

while he doesn't want anyone to like you except for him, he can make some exceptions for his precious angel

depression often makes it hard for you to be able to do anything, such as brushing your teeth, drinking water, or even getting out of bed

izuku is able to coax your sheet-encased form out from the bed and into a warm bath with him, lighting some candles and pouring some bubbles in the water

depression also fucks up your sleep schedule; you either sleep way too much or not at all, but no matter what, izuku makes sure that you don't mess it up too bad

he wakes you up when you've slept for at least seven hours (will occasionally let you sleep for more but too much is bad for u) and will sing/soothe you to sleep when you can't

you feel terrible for keeping him up at night bc like!!!! ur such a nuisance!!!!!! dawg what why would you stay up w me im such a bad person!!!!!!!!!

and he's like >:(((( babe >:(((((( tf do u mean ur a bad person >:((( honey UR GORGEOUS and then he will proceed to pepper u with kisses all over ur face bc he's a great boyfriend :)

he will rob every single bank in japan just to get u a decent pair of headphones and i will stand by this fact until the day that i expire

since listening to music calms you down, headphones are a must in his eyes!!! even if you don't use them a lot, or even at all, deku always likes to be prepared :))) it never hurt anyone :))))))

if meds are prescribed to you, izuku will make sure you take them whenever needed

all in all he's like the best boyfriend ever mwa

he may be a villain but he's not evil!!!!!!! god!!!!!!!! get with the times broski

[tricitymonsters]

I'm having insomnia so how would the boys keep me company while I stare at the wall?

Mori would make you get up out of bed and go do something with him. Better to gallivant around town during the wee hours of the night than waste time wishing you were asleep. He can think of some ways to wear you out.

Amir has a very strict sleep schedule so his goal would be to get you to relax. Luckily for you, he's got lots of fun little ways he takes care of himself and fights tension. Time for a hot bath, aromatherapy, face mask, those quartz rollers people keep in mini fridges in their bathrooms, he's got a vibrating temple massager, weighted eye masks that can be worn hot and two in the fridge if you prefer cold. A nice cup of herbal tea, maybe a snack and you'd be surprised how much more comfortable the bed is once you're clean and dry and you've unclenched your jaw. If sleep's still not coming after that, he'll pass over some light reading but inevitably get interested in it too and stay up later than he meant to.

Akello orders you to get some fresh air. Hang out on the rooftop of his building for a little while. Sure the city lights really drown out the stars but you can still see the moon and the light reflected off the clouds. Akello's good at commiserating and insomnia is something he's struggled with on and off for many years. He's the type to just try and do something productive because the feeling of laying around in bed waiting for sleep kinda drives him crazy. He's also a very physical guy and if a heavy makeout session sounds like an effective distraction, he's god just what you need right there on the roof.

[darkesttimelinestuff]

"Are you with me?"

Day 5 of Fictober and I'm still going!

Prompt #30 - "Are you with me?"

Find me on Ao3.

She doesn’t visit her mother’s house often. It’s too difficult with her busy schedule. She and Mulder are out of town more often than she’d like to admit. One of these days she’s going to ask him to slow down. Find more local cases. Their caseload and required travel isn’t sustainable for the long-term.

But, for now, she has to admit that there is a certain thrill to their work. She has witnessed things she never thought possible. And Mulder is a damn good partner. She even enjoys spending time with him on the weekends, which they’ve been doing very often recently. This thing between them, this electricity, keeps growing.

And her mom is out of town more and more. Matthew, though clear across the country, is taking up a good portion of Maggie’s time and love. Who can blame her? He’s wonderful. He is the innocence Dana Scully has sworn to protect. 

“Thanks for coming with me,” Scully says to Mulder. 

“Sure thing. I couldn’t let you clear out Maggie’s basement alone.”

“It’s actually not as much junk as I would have thought.”

The dusty boxes are piled almost one Dana Scully high. Which isn’t saying much.

“Accumulating stuff is hard when you move so much,” he says.

Scully considers this, wiping sweat from her brow with the back of her hand. “I suppose that’s true. ‘Only bring what you need,’ my dad always said. It’s rare we stayed anywhere longer than a year.”

“Must bring a whole new meaning to what home is,” Mulder muses. 

“Home was family and a temporary place to sleep. The four walls or the location didn’t matter much,” she says matter of factly. 

Mulder looks away and she wonders what home means to Mulder. They rarely talk about his family. Besides Samantha.

“So, which box do you want to unearth next?” Mulder prompts and Scully points to a large one nearest her. “You can get started on that while I load these Goodwill bags in the car.”

He ascends the stairs and Scully opens the box, gasping at its contents. She carefully pulls out each item and places them nearly on a nearby table. These are precious objects she hasn’t seen in years. Artifacts of her life with Missy.

When Mulder reappears and says, “Your mom is asking if you want pizza delivery or a sit-down restaurant. Any preference?” she doesn’t hear. 

“Hey, Scully. Scully! Are you with me?” he tries again, giving her shoulder a shake.

“Oh!” she startles. “Yes. Sorry. What?”

“You were a million miles away. Everything okay?” 

He eyes the contents on the table that have a hold on Scully. There are ancient bell bottoms and several shirts from a by-gone era, a set of tarot cards and diaries with little locks, a pillow with a large flower pattern, a ouija board, and a small gray bag. 

“Missy’s things,” she says weakly. “I uh… I thought we donated all of her things. I guess we missed this box. Mom must have thought it was mine since it was in this pile and uh…”

Mulder places a hand on her back and it steadies her. Grounds her mind and her heart. She is able to think more logically.

“I’m sorry. It must have been a surprise.”

“I certainly wasn’t expecting it.”

“What’s in the gray bag?”

She smiles and reaches for the drawstring bag, weighing it in her palm. Its contents rattle. 

“These were Missy’s gemstones and crystals,” she replies, spilling them into her palm. An array of colored stones cover her small hand. “Most are said to be imbued with energy for self-love and protection.”

Mulder made a noncommittal hum. She was probably informing him of things he already knew, but he stared at her and the gems with such an intensity. It meant the world to her. 

“And every full moon Melissa would put the crystals on our window sill to charge them. I teased her every month.”

Scully wiped a lone tear from her eye. 

Mulder didn’t say anything, just sat with her for as long as she needed. They were quiet for a long time. 

Finally, Scully said, “We should finish. I’m starting to get hungry.”

“Do you want to keep this box?” Mulder asked kindly. 

Shaking her head, Scully said, “No, that’s fine. We can donate everything. But I’ll keep the crystals. There’s a full moon tonight.”

[jackobbit]

What are some hobbies the gangs have???

Got this question a good amount so here we go!

E.V.I.L.:

KC: She very rarely has any spare time bc her presence is demanded everywhere by everyone for business stuff, but they like going camping! He also goes on. A lot of Tinder dates. Like. A lot. Idk if dating counts as a hobby but for him it probably is. It’s gonna stay that way too until she stops scaring dates off. Aside from that, he loves going for walks, going to restaurants and talking to friends!! (If only he had any.) Very much a person who likes to Go Places and Do Things

Eclipse: Spare time? What spare time?? With that man’s schedule?? I think the hell not! What little time Eclipse gets to himself he spends sleeping and mentally prepping for his next shift, but, if by some divine intervention he got to do more then that on any given evening, then his ass is watching soap operas and movies on his couch and watching cat videos on tiktok during the ad breaks.

BM: Their hobbies include: robbery, listening to music, committing tax fraud, visiting aquariums with their yearly pass, terrorizing fast food restaurants, making unholy food abominations that somehow include blood in them, shoplifting, terrorizing their local hot topic WHILE shoplifting, adding to their knife collection, whatever random hobby they picked up for a singular weekend that their ADHD ass then dropped as soon as the fixation ended….. oh and they draw sometimes!

SF: Can’t answer this one bc spoilers, it’s not like huge spoilers but it is gonna be a really cute and fun thing that I want yall to see for yourself!

G.O.O.D.:

Earth: She likes to play the violin! Will sometimes write new songs but she doesn’t perform them or anything. She loves clothes shopping and putting together outfits in her spare time, she’ll also happily dress up anyone who asks her to. She also likes doing her own hair and other folks hair, makeup too! She’s a girly girl! She also loves playing video games and board games with her co-workers! She’s…. Fiercely competitive….

Sun: She loves listening to audiobooks in his spare time, he also likes to play the piano! Though he doesn’t make any new music of his own unless she’s collaborating with Earth on a song. Like Earth, xe also LOVES to play board games and card games, the group has special versions of the games they use that include braille! Going for walks, knitting, and making crafts are also a thing she finds really fun, he just really loves doing more calm activities, with the exception of game nights!

Moon: This fucking nerd is modding video games in his spare time and putting in another 20 hours into Stardew Valley or Minecraft. You’d think with how many threats he makes that Moon would be into more violent video games like battle royals or team based shooters but he takes after his brother a lot in the whole ‘I prefer relaxing hobbies’ department. He also finds great joy in building things and coding, making neat little gadgets that don’t do anything particularly special but do something neat! Oh, and weapons, of course. If he’s not building a silly little device then he’s reenacting Myth Busters or some shit or trying to make a weapon that does something outrageous. “A rocket powered hammer does not exist but *could* it?” Also loves driving around the city rather than walking, clears his head.

Lunar: Lunar shares a lot of hobbies that the other members of the group also happen to have, he loves playing video games and making crafts! They also like watching dog videos! Funnily enough, he’s picked up scrapbooking, and I’ve already mentioned how he’s picked up learning braille. He also wants to learn how to play piano or the violin from Earth or Sun but he’s too nervous to ask.

[strange-august]

Tag Yourself as Energies my friends and I have

🐺 Werewolf Energy 🐺

Has an intimidating "tough guy" presence but is actually a big softie.

Has a contagious howl like laughter that they hate but everyone adores.

Less of a wolf kind of werewolf and more of a golden retriever kind of werewolf.

Actually insanely dog-like (IE: strong sense of hearing, taste, smell. Red-Green colorblind and wears glasses.)

Loves to cook but doesn't drain their ground beef. Says that's where all the flavor is and will not listen to reason.

Has a deep booming voice that you can hear from across the house. Even across an empty field on a good day.

Doesn't mind getting dirty and prefers hands-on types of jobs.

Laid back but has zero tolerance for bullshit.

Only truly scary when they're angry or frustrated which is rare from them.

Actually knows the phases of the moon by heart.

Aesthetic: Muddy clothes, Messy hair, Sun kissed skin, Piercing gaze, The roar of an engine, Oil stained hands, Leather jackets, Bacon and eggs in the morning, Hamburgers and fries from Mom and Pop shops, The full moon peeking out over the treeline, Audio books, Caramel flavored coffee, Driving with the radio full blast, Light growling, Thunderstorms, Lazy days, Tequila shots, Loud laughter

Theme Song: The Nights by Avicii

🐉 Dragon Energy 🐉

Like werewolf, they're more akin to a dragon from a kid's movie rather than a traditional dragon.

Major hoarder and has a spending problem. Most of their hoards consist of art supplies, crystals, candles, weird trivial objects they find on the street, stuffed animals, DnD dice, lighters, knives, etc.

Able to romantize and find the beauty in even the most mundane of activities like a trip to the grocery store, a boring car ride or doing laundry.

Sleeps in a "nest" of blankets, pillows and stuffed animals with the A/C full blast. Can't sleep otherwise.

A child at heart and has an imagination so vivid they often get lost in it. They often need a little guidance back into the real world.

Loves going on adventures and exploring new places. Can turn even the most mundane errand into a fun excursion.

Sometimes their emotions are too much to handle and they might get overwhelmed and explode. They always feel guilty about it though and apologize afterward.

Fiercely protective of their treasures (aka: their friends) and would probably die for their friends if they had to. Though maybe a little too protective.

Opens their mouth wide when they yawn because it makes them feel like they're roaring.

Bites and headbutts their friends as a show of affection.

Aesthetic: Shed snake skin, Shiny objects, Watercolor paint, Fleeting eye contact, Soft blanket nests, Gray afternoons, Chai tea, Apple Cinnamon candles, Fine china, The glow of a heat lamp, Notebooks, Big fluffy clouds, Vivid sunsets, Bonfires, Head stuck in the clouds, Aluminum pins, Thrift shop clothes, Wide eyed stares, Awkward toothy grins, Fountain pens, Patchwork jackets, Cracking your knuckles

Theme Song: Geronimo by Sheppard

🦋 Mothman Energy 🦋

Has real cryptid energy, thanks to their height and lanky limbs. Not to mention they're already a chaos incarnate to boot.

Immuno-compromised and kind of delicate but doesn't let that stop them from obtaining their dreams.

Has the spice tolerance of a God. Will eat a whole bag of hot cheetos till their mouth is completely raw.

Stares at lights before turning them, thus accidentally blinding themselves each time. Does it so much that everyone genuinely thinks they might be part mothman.

Honestly just hates society and people in general and wants to live in the mountains as a hermit for the rest of their life.

Pretty much everything they wear came out of the 60s-70s era.

Knows an astounding amount of information on cryptids from all different states and even countries.

"When your sleep schedule is abysmal, you can sleep anytime."

Seems to subsist entirely on root beer and mountain kickstart pineapple orange mango.

Has at least twenty different kinds of potted plants in their room, all in various handmade pots and on every available surface.

Aesthetic: Moss samples, Cheap ramen noodles, Cat hair on clothes, Bomber jackets and aviator sunglasses, Leather messenger bag, Pine trees, Waterlogged boots, Moths flying around a street light, Watching the stars, Wondering what's out there, Empty paint cans, Early morning walks, Zoo and museum visits, Befriending a stray cat, Watching obscure movies, Oragami figures, Late night talks, Sarcasm, Walking sticks, RGB lights

Theme Song: The Moss by Cosmo Sheldrake

👽 Alien Energy 👽

Dresses like a cartoon character and it's honestly so cute. Wears a lot of patterns and colors that somehow all work together.

Mall culture to the max. Responsible for keeping the American mall dream alive.

Kinda shy but genuinely sweet. Will always offer you help when you need it.

Absolutely loves weird and unique animals, especially elephants. They track all the ones in captivity and give updates frequently.

Like Mothman, is very tall and lanky with long limbs. They also have freckles just like a galaxy.

Misses arcades and wishes they would come back. Goes to Dave and Busters for their birthday ever year.

All their pets are unique and named after foods such as their sharpei dog, Taco.

Has an old barn on their property where stray cats like to take refuge.

Loves old Disney movies and anime. Their favorite disney movie is Lilo and Stitch.

They also have a huge collection of anime and disney related figurines. A whole shelf full and continuing to grow.

Aesthetic: Teal and turquoise, Varsity jackets and athletic shorts, Pixie cuts, Binging anime, Microwave popcorn, Cuddling with your pets, Shag carpets, Colorful notebooks and fun pencils, Scented markers, Cotton candy soap, Cheaply made gimmick erasers, Tile floors, Homemade slime, Glowsticks, Stickers on laptop, Marble soda, Fairy lights, Ramen shops, Cinnabons, Star shaped Earrings, Young Adult Novels, Sour candy, Hibiscus tea, Orange tic tacs

Theme Song: Something in the Water by Brooke Fraser

[onestepbackwards]

Vampire submas (separately or together up to you!) with a human s/o hcs?

You got it anon! I hope you enjoy some vampire subway boys under the cut below! ♪(^∇^*)

Vampire Submas with a human s/o!

△ Ingo △

-Has a love hate relationship with being a vampire. -He doesn’t consider himself a monster, but he hates how he still has to hurt others to survive. -However, he has incredible senses, and incredible strength and speed, which is nice for running a crowded subway. Over all, it could be worse, but he feels it could be better too. -He dealt with it for years, but it becomes painfully obvious just how much he misses out on after he meets you. -You are incredibly nice, and Ingo for the first time in decades, feels like he’s alive. He wants to get close to you, get to know you. -...Maybe even have you as a mate, if you’ll have him and accept him. -But it’s difficult. Not only for the few times he can see you a week, to how he knows how... difficult the relationship could be. -However, he decided to throw caution to the wind one day, after he overhears that your birthday was recently. You aren’t getting any younger, and he needs to shoot his shot. -You are honestly surprised that Ingo, one of the famous Subway Bosses, is asking you out on a date. Of course, you instantly say yes. You always found him attractive, and he had always been kind to you, despite his intimidating demeanor. -It doesn’t take long to get close to the man, even if his scheduling is a bit... strange. -He prefers to take you out on dates at night. Not a huge issue, but it’s as if he can’t come see you during the day at all. -He claims he gets sun burnt easy. It’s why his uniform is the way it is. -You still think it’s odd, but you don’t question him. Or his other weird habits. He’s so sweet to you, after all! -When you’ve been dating him for a while, he finally comes clean to you. He’s not human. He’s a vampire. -You ask if that’s why his habits are so weird. He’s a little stunned you aren’t straight up laughing at him, or accusing him of lying. -You still ask for proof, but you tell him it all kind of adds up. That, and you also want to see him do cool vampire stuff. -He practically stutters when you call him cool. He shows you his fangs, and demonstrates his speed and strength. -You think he’s the coolest guy to walk the earth. A sweet man who is ALSO a vampire? You hit the jackpot.

-Ingo pulls his hat over his face when you shower him in compliments. You are taking this waaaay better than he anticipated. -Loves watching over you as you rest. He may not need sleep, but enjoys you snuggling against him each night. He’s especially nice and cool during the summer. -Also enjoys taking you on dates at night. Nimbasa has a gorgeous nightlife, and he’s eager to show it to you. -Keeps accidentally scaring you. You will get up to use the bathroom, and when you return, you nearly have a heart attack when you see glowing eyes on your bed. -Almost faints when you ask him to feed off of your blood. -Are you sure you want that? Do you know what that means to him? Would you really let him drink from you? -Is incredibly careful the first time he drinks from you. He makes sure you are comfortable, and holds you close on the couch as he dips his fangs into your wrist. -If you moan while he drinks your blood, he is g o n e. -If you both have been dating for a year, he asks if you would like to be like him, join him in his immortal life. -If you say no, he’ll be disappointed, but he’ll understand. It’s a huge step, and irreversible. He’ll need some time alone for a day or two, mourning what could be. But he’ll bounce back even more cuddly and loving than before. You won’t be here forever, after all. He’s going to make the most of it. -Swears to make the rest of your life a good one. No matter what happens, he swears he’ll always be by your side. -If you agree, he’ll be over the moon! -Life is incredibly lonely as a vampire, and he is incredibly lucky to have had his twin as long as he has. So to have his true love with him... He practically swoons at the idea itself. -It’s a very private affair. He takes you for a romantic dinner, and for a night of intimacy. Before the night is over, he bites you in the neck, and drinks your blood, before having you drink his. You fall asleep quickly after, and Ingo makes preparations. -Takes care of you throughout your transformation, and is excited to help you learn things about being a creature of the night.

▼ Emmet ▼

-Actually doesn’t mind being a vampire as much as his brother.

-Is the local cryptid, but like, in a fun way.

-It’s a joke Emmet is the local vampire. His teeth are a little too sharp, his eyes almost seem to glow in the dark, and he has energy, regardless of the time of day. Hell, he seems even more active at night.

-You happen to be a nightly commuter, and you love seeing his wacky energy. You don’t seem put off by him at all! That’s what draws him to you.

-He greets you every time he sees you, and quickly grows attached.

-He decided not too long after talking with you for a month, that he wants to be with you, and give dating you a try.

-He asks you out the next time he sees you, and you agree!

-Though you can’t help but feel he really lives up to his cryptid status.

-He texts you all the time, no matter what time of day it is. Does he even sleep? He assures you he gets plenty of rest, though sometimes you can’t help but wonder.

-He doesn’t wait long to tell you he’s in fact, a real vampire.

-Ah.jpg. That explains a lot.

-He’s eager to prove it to you, and shows his fangs off, along with his strength and speed.

-You don’t have room to argue about it. Not that you would, it really does explain a lot.

-...And you kinda think it’s really cool. Especially when he picks you up and spins you around like its nothing.

-Loves going out on dates even more than Ingo. He will take you ALL over Nimbasa at night. Theaters, sports events, restaurants, anything is on the table.

-Will randomly show up at your house. Even during the day. You wake up for some water at 3 am and he’s in your kitchen watching cute pokemon videos on his phone.

-Likes to scare you sometimes. You wander your house late at night and just see his glowing eyes in your living room.

-Pouts when you get used to his antics and he can’t scare you anymore.

-Will absolutely lose it if you ask him to drink your blood. It’s super intimate for him and his kind when a mate gives it willingly.

-Lovingly holds you on your bed, your back to his chest as he inhales your scent, your heart beat picking up when his fangs graze your skin. He giggles as you squirm and gasp.

-Takes his time with the actual bite, but starts needily drinking from you when he actually bites down. You taste amazing! Has to force himself not to drink too much from you.

-Eventually, Emmet feels confident enough that he wants to spend the rest of his life with you. So he asks if you’d like to join him in being a vampire.

-If you decline, he’ll be upset. He doesn’t want this to end, but understands that if its something you don’t want, that’s your choice. It’s not always the best life, so he can see why you wouldn’t want it. Expect him to be clingy for a while though as he deals with his feelings.

-If you agree though, he’s ecstatic!!

-He makes sure to plan ahead of time, and much like Ingo, makes it a romantic affair. He takes you out to a restaurant to dine at, before taking you home. He is incredibly eager to change you.

-Don’t be fooled though. Despite how eager he is, he is also nervous. This is a big step, essentially a marriage! And there is always the small possibility you could get hurt!

-Is incredibly gentle when drinking your blood, and is incredibly tender when feeding you his own. It’s softest you have ever seen him.

-He is at your beck and call for the entirety of your transformation. He watches you as if you are fragile glass. Don’t worry, he’ll get over it soon enough.

△ Ingo & Emmet ▼

-Are still the intimidating subway bosses, but for different reasons.

-People wonder if they live at the station, with how they never seem to clock out or sleep. They hardly ever seem tired, and are always ready to go to work at all hours of the day.

-When both meet you for the first time, both are immediately smitten with you.

-You are incredibly sweet and kind, and immediately want to get to know you better.

-Plus, you don’t seem intimidated by them, which a lot of people are.

-They both greet you whenever you enter the station, and talk to you about your day so far as they walk you to your train. It’s incredibly sweet and endearing. You find yourself looking forward to the days you enter the station.

-They both feel themselves falling for you, and agree to share, if you’ll have them and accept them.

-They bring it up to you next time you meet, and ask if you’d be willing to give dating them a try. Much to their delight, you accept!

-Both are rather close and protective of you, and often one of them sees you home whenever you return from work late in the evening. You tell them they don’t have to do this! Surely they have work to do in rush hour? How will they make it back in time?

-Emmet gives you a wink whenever you ask, and Ingo pats your head, affectionately telling you not to worry about it.

-Both actually just end up in a dead sprint back to the station, ending up back in less than 5 minutes.

-They also love hanging out at your home at night, and you swear they must have endless bouts of energy. How else can they stay up and be energetic so late at night after a long day of work?

-Both love to cuddle you in bed, one on each side. Both are surprisingly cool to the touch, but you don’t particularly mind. If you sleep in though, both are usually gone, unless it’s a day off. They leave you little notes though, and usually leave you breakfast they made in the fridge or microwave. It’s incredibly heartwarming.

-After a few months of dating, Emmet gets impatient. He wants to tell you about their little secret, though Ingo would very much wait. He knows its not worth arguing over, because Emmet will probably tell you anyways. May as well do tell you together.

-When they confess this to you, you aren’t as surprised as they thought you would be. You give them a cheeky little smile, and a wave of your hand.

“You both hate too much of strong seasoning, like garlic. Neither of you go out during the day. You both are always incredibly cold. And your eyes glow at night, when you think I’m asleep. I was beginning to wonder.”

-Both are a little taken aback that you more or less knew. However, both are relieved that you don’t seem to mind.

-...And both get incredibly flustered if you tell them you think it’s hot.

-After you are aware that they are in fact vampires, both start taking you out on dates late at night. They love and adore being able to take you out across the city. If anyone knows city nightlife, it’s them. They’ll make sure you have a good time.

-If you offer to let them drink from you, both will become flustered messes. This is something very important and intimate to them! If you are serious, they’ll be over the moon.

-They both agree to take just a little from you their first time with you together. After that, both can have days where the other gets to snack on you instead.

-They both lovingly take care of you, massaging you to make you comfortable. When you are good and relaxed, both take a wrist, and pepper it in kisses. After a few moments, both bite down, and practically melt at the taste.

-You have to remind them not to take too much as you get light headed, but you don’t mind.

-Both let go, and look at you with such love in their eyes. The fact you would willingly share blood with them makes them fall deeper in love with you.

-Eventually, both decide to ask if you want to join them, be a vampire like them.

-If you disagree, they both will need a few days to accept this. They both know that it’s your choice, and they won’t force it on you. They knew it was a possibility the moment they wanted a relationship. Just give them some time, they’ll bounce back.

-They will both be extra clingy though.

-If you agree, both will be incredibly excited.

-They spend the day with you, making it a huge event between you three. They take you out to eat that evening, and are very tender with it all.

-Ingo and Emmet gently bite from your next, so tender with it all, before offering their own blood to you.

-Since both are considered your mates, they instead put both their blood mixed together in a cup for you to drink from, instead of a small wound.

-They both are incredibly careful with you during your transformation, and take a week off of work just to take care of you. Your health is their number one priority, and they wish to be there when you awaken.

-They both are incredibly excited about it. They get to spend the rest of their long lives with you. How can they not be excited?

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The training grounds were peaceful after sunset. Konoha had enough of them that it was never hard to find an empty one, but most shinobi preferred waking up early and training in the morning.

Hasami stifled a yawn. Just her luck that even her insomnia had persisted across reincarnation. She'd gone home after finishing the latest D-rank mission, eaten an early dinner, and promptly passed out on the couch. What she'd intended to be a quick powernap had lasted for five *hours* instead of twenty minutes. Which meant she had absolutely no chance of going *back* to sleep unless she'd gone out and actually done something.

Well, hasami mused, at the very least, odd hours were almost seen as a virtue among ninja. Missions outside the village didn't exactly keep a strict schedule, after all.

Hasami looked at the sky. She hadn't thought to bring a watch, but judging by the position of the moon it was... probably around 1:30? So she'd been training for nearly 4 hours. Light exercise, by ninja standards.

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She'd meant to just head home. She really did. But training meant working up an appetite, and without thinking, her feet had lead her to the shopping district.

Most shinobi, when given the choice between another night camping or pushing for a couple more hours and sleeping in their own bed, opted for the latter if they could help it. More than a few food stands and izakaya had taken notice - a ninja returning home late was also a ninja who had been out in the field for quite some time, and had been eating nothing but wild game and ration bars. The owners didn't even need to advertise.

One such restaurant was Ichiraku Ramen.

Prior to her reincarnation, Hasami had wondered if Ichiraku was really that good, or if Naruto had liked it because nobody there had ever thrown him out. She had to see for herself, right?

She'd gotten hooked immediately.

Ichiraku had turned out to be one of those shabby little hole-in-the-wall restaurants that never went out of business because it honestly was just that good. As far as Hasami was concerned, Teuchi was a national treasure.

It also didn't hurt that exercise meant sweating, which meant her body was really, really craving salt. She had no choice, really. Hands were tied.

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"Not that we don't appreciate the business, Hasami-chan, but is it really alright for you to be out so late?" Ayame honestly looked a little concerned. "You're young, you should be in bed by now."

Hasami tried her hardest not to be annoyed. She used to be an adult, so she understood where Ayame was coming from, because if she had seen a twelve year old kid wandering around at nearly two in the morning, she also would have been concerned. But because of that, it also meant that being treated like a child had gotten old quickly. It'd lessened once she got her hitae-ate, but she still got looks sometimes. Unfair.

"I just got caught up with training, is all. Don't worry about it, I can take care of myself." She was perfectly aware that she sounded like an actual overconfident twelve year old but that didn't make it any less true. She was armed. Potentially dangerous, even.

Ayame smiled. "No, no, I don't mean like that. I'm sure you're very capable Hasami-chan." She then leaned forward and started to whisper conspiratorially, "But if you don't get enough sleep, you'll never hit your growth spurt, you know~? It's important if you wanna grow big and strong!"

Hasami's annoyance rapidly shifted to mortification. Oh no. Oh god. Why. This was actually incomparably worse than Ayame being concerned for her safety. She quickly slurped down the remainder of her noodles to avoid responding. "ThanksForTheMealIGottaGoNowBye!!" She slapped down the money on the counter and ran off in what she did her best to pretend was a dignified manner.

"Good niiiight, Hasami-chaaan~!"

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Hasami: *sees ayame* oh shes obviously An Adult seeing me like a child, ughhh

Ayame: *is actually 17*

Ayame: *big sister instincts activating* what if i teased her, for fun