Chuuya : I fucking love you, dazai.
Dazai :
Chuuya : *flustered* F-fuck, I meant loathe. I hate you. VEry much. Fuck me- yOU. Fuck You. I meant loathe. I fucking loathe you.
Chuuya :
Dazai :
Kaji : *jumps out of nearby bush* HE MEANT "LOVE".
Dazai, smugly : You meant "love".
Chuuya : *defeated* I meant "love".
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Me after searching lemon and seeing smut appear
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Chuuya, drunk: I mean Dazai is just an egotistical bitch who only cares about himself.
Kajii: Literally I just said I dont care.
Chuuya: And then he'll call me and try to see how my day was and he'll pretend to care about me and comment on my photos and laugh at my jokes and~
Hirotsu: Oh well, that's definitely your clue right there that it's all bullshit.
Chuuya: Ikr,
Chuuya: he's just a fake privilege asshole.
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Looking at the Cannabalism arc, it seems like the Port Mafia's last line of defence is Kajii.
Which I absolutely love, like everything's gone to shit and we've run out of options.
Deploy the lemon runway.
My headcannon is that prior to Kajii, the one who previously held the position as the Port Mafia's last line of defence was Odasaku.
To this day no one is sure what's more terrifying. Kajii standing there grinning with a hundred or so lemon shaped explosives.
Or Oda standing almost lazily at the entrance, eyes blank but calculated with nothing but a gun in each hand.
But damn were they both very effective.
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Port Mafia Members as My Favourite Quotes from Superstore:
Mori: God doesn't make mistakes very often, but when he does, you have to throw them right in the trash.
Akutagawa: I know romance! I've watched You've Got Mail!
Higuchi: How many (push-ups) do you want, fifty? Hundred? I could for sure do seven.
Kajii: Balloons are like our souls. They want to go up, but can't, and when you pop them, they scream.
Chuuya (to Dazai): I'd like to meet your mother and shove you back up inside her.
Gin: Oooh peer pressure from a group of people I don't respect. Now that's scary.
Bonus (ex-mafia):
Dazai: I try so hard to keep God out of the workplace, but here I am, in the workplace. And I am God.
Kyouka: Sometimes when I'm playing the Sims I give myself a family.
is it obvious that my favourite superstore character is Dina I've memorised like 70% of all her lines oops
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